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93Jun08 9:56 pm from Nevada
This room is for an arguement between Mr. Happy!, aka Mark Thorn and myself
transfered from the Tech Yard.
93Jun08 10:03 pm from Nevada
From a post written earlier today on the Tech Yard aimed at Mark Thorn. It
was deleted by Mark Thorn. I think Swagland is a neutral zone free from the
possibilities of censorship, so I would like to continue it here.
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93Jun08 2:58 pm from Nevada
Oh yeah, you, king of sticking to the arguement at hand. As I recall it
wasn't too long ago that you turned a discussion on history (or whatever the
topic was) into a two page commentary on insulting my personal habits. (Which
you would know nothing about.) I fail to see where your insults help you to
argue a point. Let me just tell you something. I do not repsect you in the
slightest. You have many strengths, I'll grant you that, you're a very bright
boy. Your knowledge of literature is extreme, and your english usage and
knowledge is very good, much better than mine. From my own personal
experienceI know you as a liar and as a sneak and really lack any sort of
commendable character other than your knowledge of a somewhat limited
(although very appropriate for a medium such as this) topic. Ever since I've
ever been exposed to the name Aidan I've only heard negative things about
you. At times I'm sure you can be quite charming, and very generous and
whatnot, I'm not trying to call you the antichrist or anything, I don't think
you're an evil person, but on the whole you are not a good person nor a happy
person. Unless you specifically dress up in the garb of Mr. Happy, I doubt
I've ever heard a single positive statement from you (perhaps this is
overgeneralizing, but it is far more true than not). I doubt you have even
had a neutral statement unless cloaked in an account whos perpose is to be
neutral. For the last four years that I have known you on the boards, I have
always known you as a vicious arguer who attempts to bludgeon people into
submission or scare people away with very personal attacks that have nothing
to do with the issues at hand. I don't declare myslef completely innocent of
this kind of behavior, but I don't think anyone could generalize me like this
as they could you. "and that's why I steer clear of anything too vitriolic or
bitter" How can yo be so blind to yourself? By far the most personal,
bitter, and 'vitriolic' (had to get my dictionary for that one) messages ever
posted on any board have come from you. Would you suggest that there is
another user who is moreso? You are very good at personal attacks, I suppose
practice makes perfect. To each their own artform, but I find it a more than
a little immature to use knowledge or assumptions of peoples insecurities as
ammo against their discussions of issues. I'm not saying I would never sling a
stone, but for you it's a way of life. I'm sure it won't happen and I usually
don't hold grudges, but I would laugh and laugh and laugh till my sides hurt
if I found out that Yale chewed you up and spit you out. I suppose I could go
on and on and on, but I suppose I ought to stick to what is more or less
relevent to bulletin boards.
His response to this (reprinted without permission) was a letter sent to me
on the Tech Yard.
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93Jun08 6:14 pm from Mark Thorn to Nevada
Michael, you are one of the stupidest people I've encountered on the
boards. Ever.
In general it's not a good technique to lie flagrantly in a discussion
like this, because you utterly wreck your credibility, and you completely
expose your goal of defaming and maligning the other person, rather than
arriving at anything like an honest, truthful conclusion. "Ever since I've
been exposed to the name Aidan I've only heard negative things about you."
This is clearly a lie: you've heard positive things about me from both Bliss
and Fubar (Todd, in case your memory is as wretchedly defective as your
articulation).
You are a worthless flunkie, Michael, and I do not value your opinion in
the least. Why you assure me that in your incredible shrinking brain I am a
cruel, cynical person is quite beyond me; your opinion is worth less than I've
paid for it, and I've paid nothing. You are sleazy dirtball, Michael, trapped
in the lowest of gutters, occupied with the most trivial pastimes. Even you
realize your total ineptitude, Michael, and you've adjusted your spirituality
to suit your worst defects.
Not only do you totally lack anything resembling talent or intelligence,
you are absolutely without morals. You are a shallowly indulgent mass of
personal illusions. Remember when Rainbow, Bliss's friend, moved temporarily
to Santa Barbara? You thought for a brief, fleeting moment that she was
interested in being romantic with you, and you INSTANTLY dumped your other
girlfriend (I think her name was Sherri, or something): the MOMENT you had
what seemed to you to be a slightly better possibility lined up, you
absolutely DUMPED Valkyrie. You had no regard for her as a person whatsoever,
and you had ZERO dedication to her. You are a shallow opportunist, Michael,
and really a juvenile, vicious guy.
When you were living with Brian -- LIVING with him, for chrissake -- you
bounced checks to him. You were so careless and self-obsessed that you'd even
write bad checks to your roommates, you worthless asshole. You are a
bottomless pit of mediocrities, Michael. You are a foul, smelly, dripping
NOTHING; you are rotten vegetable matter intermingled with sewage. You don't
even constitute a person.
You are a vague hypocrisy floating aimlessly through space, Michael. My
very FIRST direct encounter with you -- on Gaiasys -- consisted of you
charging into telechat and OUT OF NOWHERE accusing me of considering myself a
telecom deity (and absolutely brainless, off-the-wall accusation) and of being
an evil person. I didn't even know who the hell you were at the time. Now
that I've become -- very regrettably -- acquainted with you, I see that your
compliments are not worth a cent. Your head is full of cheesy mashed
potatoes, and your soul is a plastic baggie sloshing-full of your own urine.
You are a zero, Michael, an embarrassingly stupid human squash.
I deleted the message you wrote about me on the grounds that it 1) had no
redeeming artistic value, 2) attempted to convey false personal information
about me -- committed libel, in other words -- and 3) wasted the time of a
perfectly respectable group of callers. If I had let it remain in public, I
would have written a much more revealing and direct response to you; here you
got off easy, chump.
93Jun08 from Amarantheus
Wow.. It seems he's got a lot of time on his hands:
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93Jun06 12:00 am from Amarantheus in Obnoxious Lizards>
Aidan, go get a life. And take "Paul Hernandez" with you while you're at
it.
93Jun07 12:34 am from Mark Thorn in Obnoxious Lizards>
Kristen, I have a couple of theories about you. First, I'll bet the only men
you date are degenerate wrecks. You select your worthless pups in such a way
as to avoid rejection -- and the only solution possible is to go for the
dregs, since they're the only ones who won't reject you. Second, I'll bet you
never have sex with them because you're terrified that they'll tell you you're
a lousy lay -- that you're not a real woman at all. Your fears are probably
justified; aren't you, more than a woman, an obese, snarling teddy bear whose
exterior is fuzzy rat fur, and whose stuffing is pure asbestos?
You are a moronically stupid girl, and I have really no hope for you.
You are worthless. You are boring. You are ugly. Your parents ground you to
your house like a quarantine gorilla that's liable to infect innocent people.
You bungle through the bulletin boards like a clumsy crab with three of its
legs ripped off, or like a putrid fart trying to grow from a cloud of foul
spores of revulsion to something with corporeality -- something with a brain
and fingers. You are graceless, noisome, and empty. I would like nothing
more than to leave you alone, you brainless mess, but you persist in pestering
me. What's a little mosquito like you to do, after all? You've got no
genuine interests -- apart from trying to fashion an image for yourself -- and
you have simply too much spare time on your hands. You are a disease in the
body of a rotting monster. Go fuck yourself.
I created this room to store your hostile gibberish in. If you're going
to insist on being a blabbering, loud-mouthed little baby, fine. I'll
segregate your belches into this room.
I hope you grow up one day, Kristen.
93Jun06 8:41 pm from Mark Thorn in Obnoxious Lizards>
Your misuse of the language extends even to psychological terminology, I see.
Interesting that your charges of "aggressive argumentation" don't manage
to reflect, in your wet, limp little brain, your own deliberate attempts to
insult me. But fuck what can we expect from a fatuous little twerp who
probably won't get laid until she's 42 -- due partly to her delusionally
flattering self-image, partly to her onboxiously noisy and juvenile social
behavior, and partly to her wartish ugliness? I'd feel obliged to pity you,
since pity is suitable for severely disadavantaged individuals regardless of
the nature of their intrinsic inferiorities, but yours are reversible, and
only perpetuated in a grim self-elected sickness with the aetiology of
suicidal mania and the symptoms of fecal incontinence. In the alphabet of
life, Amy, you're a fucking comma slipping off the page into the distant
memory of a skilled editor-god. If you were an animal, you would be a slug
secreting fetid slime at an astonishing rate, leaving trails of crisp,
translucent film over everything you've soiled with your contact -- and you'd
call it "poetry." I offered you a truce, you smelly little hoglet, and your
response to that was calling me "anally retentive." Your sense of fairness is
as screwed up as your self-image, I see. No doubt you'll mope about me being
rough with you to your friends, pouting and burping like a sorry little dwarf
who refuses to stop whacking her head against a cement because she knows
people will pity her for the dents in her cocoanut. You're a perpetual drip
of diarrhea, Amy, an abnormal looseness of the bowels that has trained itself
to speak in something like English.
93Jun06 7:48 pm from Amarantheus in Obnoxious Lizards>
Excuse me. I should have said that "Aggressive Argumentation 107A-B-C is only
for anal-retentive Religious Studies majors.
93Jun07 11:14 am from Amarantheus
Oops, did I offend you, Aidan? I see your attempts to get back at me are
blind stabs in the dark, trying ot find something personal about me. I didn't
read you messages, by the way, they seem to lack that normal Aidanish zest.
Isn't it finals week?
93Jun07 11:57 am from Mark Thorn
Everything I said about you was absolutely on-target and you know it. You
have gushed about yourself on the boards plenty for people to draw accurate
inferences about your miserable, desolate personal life.
Incidentally, if you hadn't read the messages you wouldn't've been able
to characterize them as "blind stabs" into the darkness of your personal
"life," even if you misrepresented the veracity of my claims.
Every time you try to say something witty I realize just how abysmally
empty your head is.
I'm glad we have this little room to talk in.
93Jun07 2:54 pm from Amarantheus
Yeah, it kind of warms me up, too.. I read about half of your first couple of
messages. How do you know all of your stuff is right on? You know very
little about me, and what you DO know, you can only have discovered secondhand
through either Bliss or your brother. Why do you have this need to prove that
you're so much better than I am? I couldn't personally care much less what
you think of, me, because you don't KNOW what kind of person I am, AIdan, and
nothing you can say will have any bearing on that. Stop being so
high-and-mighty. You make yourself appear even more abysmally stupid than you
try to make me out to be. From what I know about you, I think that we are
(frighteningly enough) people who have a few similarities. Of course, you
don't want to admit that, because you'd much rather think of me as some little
teenybopper 16-year-old chasing her tail (and ddx) all over telecom. So, tell
me, why did you make Mark Thorn? It was fairly obvious from the start that it
was you.. Did you have some sort of need to make up fantasies about your
origins? Why do you make all these fake accounts (oops, I said an
ffs-banned-word).. er.. creative accounts? I'm really wondering. You seem to
put a lot of thought into them.
Amy*>
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