96Jan27 6:00 pm from Asgard (5:59 pm) Swagland reports: System error 96Jan27 7:17 pm from Swagman What fucking system error would that be? 96Jan27 8:55 pm Sweet Jesus! from Mr Pube When you spunked all over the keyboard I think. 96Jan27 10:05 pm from Zeylan When you pissed me off and I stopped calling. Swagland is going into Zeylan withdrawals. 96Jan27 10:14 pm from Norbus I tried to mark the new citadel for auto-send on the next net session; it may have blown up. 96Jan28 8:04 pm from Swagman Hell, it's prolly for the best you stopped calling. Everyone is trashing your name and reputation in the Twit Pillory> room... :) 96Jan29 3:05 pm from Zeylan As if my name and reputation were above trashing. Anyway, I'll miss Swagland but not so much that I'll put up with your little personal digs. If you want to start something with me, start it on equal ground. Don't use your sysop privs to fuck with my messages. Do that shit and you'll find yourself receiving a dose of the same. Actually, now that I think about it, fuck you, I'm turning your account into hamburger. 96Jan29 6:39 pm from Swagman Jesus, buddy. I thought you were bigger than that. Take it easy, I'll buy you a fucking pizza. 96Jan29 6:59 pm from Zeylan You're gonna have to. 96Jan29 7:00 pm from Zeylan And what is with this shit of having your son fix your privs for you? Looks like it's time for more account surgery. 96Jan29 9:37 pm from Swagman Quit fucking with my account, Zeylan honey. You're gonna have to buy me a pizza now. 96Jan29 9:50 pm from Zeylan Sorry, Swag, it doesn't work that way. See, you pissed me off and now you have to deal with me. Next time I just delete the account outright. Apologize and this ends. Keep it up and you'll just lose. 96Jan30 6:40 am from Swagman I have nothing to apologize to you for. You're the one who made the big fucking stink at the bonehead for religious talk in the lobby and wanted it moved to a private room so you wouldn't have to see it, not a big problem really. So Newstyle makes a room at Swagland for such a purpose and you immediately start posting some derogatory bullshit which I pulled and put in Twit Pillory> which did piss you off. But you started it, fuckhead. Now quit fucking with my account and leave me alone. You can call Swagland as much as you want as Fineous just to make sure your precious little reputation isn't being slandered, which it's not nor has it been. But if you really want an apology from me, fuck off and die. There you have it. Now, on the other hand, you want to apologize to me and all the other Swagland users for your oppressively boorish online behavior, then we might be getting somewhere, lardo. 96Jan30 10:49 am from Zeylan I haven't logged on as Fineous, retard. That's a pretty stupid assumption on your part. And as for your Twit Pillory shit... like I said, if you have something to say just say it, don't be a pussy by using your sysop access to fuck with my messages. But no, you can't quit. So fuck you, I'll just keep deleting you and you'll keep deleting me, and it will end when you want it to. You think you're so goddamned clever sometimes, but you're just a fucker deep down at heart. You do this shit all the time, you deliberately piss me off because you think it's charming or something. Dumbass. 96Jan30 11:22 am from Zeylan Fuck, I am so angry right now. I had deleted your account, but I'm putting it back. I'm too fucking angry to make rational decisions right now. I just sent about 50 net emails from Bowhead to "sysop" on Swagland just because I was so pissed. For that, I apologize. If I could stop those from transferring over, I would. Now... I'm done with you. You're an asshole and I dislike you immensely at the moment. I doubt there can be reconsiliation between us. I haven't been this angry at someone in a long fucking time. You win some sort of award for that. So. I'll leave you alone, but you sure as hell better leave me alone. Fuck with my account one more time and there will be a reckoning. 96Jan30 6:36 pm from Swagman Ok, my mistake as you so aptly hit the nail on the head, is if I have something to say, I should just say it instead of messing with the Twit Pillory> type of shit. But honestly, I didn't think the Twit Pillory> shit would piss you off as much as it did. In fact, I was surprized when you went ballistic . You're right though, I did love every second of it. Old Hendrix and the Doors playing in the background as I try to figure out just what all you did to fuck over my account, that one line per screen with 1 char width, with no line space and ANSI codes operative was pretty cool though, you got me with that one. I just about fell out of my chair laughing. Ok, enough of this happy shit reminiscences, fuck you. Live and let live and I'll never move you into Twit Pillory> ever again as long as Swagland lives. And by the way, it's your turn to buy me pizza. 96Jan30 6:38 pm from Dawn Angel Everyone is happy now? 96Jan30 7:00 pm from Zeylan No. I'm not all that content with this shit about how it's my turn to buy. I never buy. The check comes to me and I say "pass". Besides, I'm still pretty pissed. Well, okay, not as pissed as I was this morning, but I was pissed off enough that my ego tells me I should still be unforgiving. So bah. And that little trick about how you created your own little secondary backup sysop accounts was pretty clever, except that I thought of it before you did and I already had some in reserve. Then I decided to remove the sysop access for ALL the accounts except for mine and Norbus's, thus fucking all your other stupid accounts up. So don't mess. 96Jan30 8:21 pm from Swagman Ok, but it's really your turn to buy the pizza this time. Aide*>
Mail> read Forward 96Jan30 11:23 am from Zeylan to Swagman I deleted your account on Barbequed Iguana because I was totally furious. I have since re-created it for you. The password is "swagisanasshole". There's a message waiting for you in the Aide room there. I suggest you read it. 96Jan30 5:30 pm from Swagman to Zeylan Ok cool, does this mean you say you're sorry? 96Jan30 6:08 pm from Zeylan to Swagman Fuck no. 96Jan30 6:43 pm from Swagman to Zeylan Good. And by the way, I like pepperoni and mushroom. 96Jan30 7:01 pm from Zeylan to Swagman If you like pepperoni so much, shove one in your ass. I'm still mad. Hmph. 96Jan30 8:10 pm from Swagman to Zeylan Well knock off that "mad" shit. When you cool off you can buy me a pizza. 96Jan30 8:13 pm from Zeylan to Swagman I ain't buyin' you shit. If anything, you owe me two pizzas. 96Jan30 8:15 pm from Swagman to Zeylan Oh, no no no, that will never do. I already bought you two pizzas and a frozen yoghurt. It's your turn to buy pizza this time. 96Jan30 10:56 pm from Zeylan to Swagman Tell ya what. I'll buy the pizza at the Q held in Hell when the ice truck arrives. 96Jan31 6:50 am from Swagman to Zeylan Nah, that won't work. You never do -Q's. Sometime when you get civil, we just have a private meeting at a pizza parlor and you buy. 96Jan31 8:57 am from Zeylan to Swagman Um............................. no. 96Jan31 5:23 pm from Swagman to Zeylan Ok, maybe some prime rib at the Charthouse then. 96Feb01 2:43 pm from Zeylan to Swagman As long as you're buying, I don't care where we eat. 96Feb01 8:56 pm from Swagman to Zeylan Ah, so we are making some progress. Now all we have to do is loosen up your pocket book. 96Feb02 11:08 am from Zeylan to Swagman Sorry, but my woman doesn't let me open it. 96Feb02 5:33 pm from Swagman to Zeylan Yeah, well. That's a good woman for you. 96Feb06 6:54 am from Swagman to Zeylan Ok, where's my fucking pizza, goddammit? Oh, and BTW, I made you an aide so you can go back and edit your own messages when you fuck up... 96Feb06 10:12 pm from Zeylan to Swagman Thanks for the aide status. As for buying me pizza, you'll have to wait until after I get back from my honeymoon next month. Things are really backed up time-wise as things get closer to the date. 96Feb07 6:20 am from Swagman to Zeylan Ooh, that close to the date, eh? Well, congratulations and many happy returns. Mail>
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