read New 93Jan24 8:30 pm from Luminary Coremaster You are saved, my son. 93Jan25 1:02 am from David the Grey Are you a priest now, Luminary? 93Jan25 10:44 am from Dark Dr. X dskuyfg0pB(&^WP95 93Jan25 11:24 am from SpAsMo-MaN Hey! SPASMO MAN has arrived! I just read through all the messages in the lobby, and I was so impressed! Good job DDX! Good job Lumie! Hahahahaha. Maybe I can learn something from these BBS' after all. (No, don't you two get any ideas now...hahahahaha. I heard about you two at the Q...hahahahahaha. Whatever turns you on, but I don't necesarily wish to be part of it, got it?) 93Jan25 5:49 pm from Dark Dr. X Huh? 93Jan25 7:48 pm from Luminary Coremaster David the Grey is NOT Sun! Good God, man, that's ludicrous! 93Jan25 7:49 pm from Luminary Coremaster David: I'm not a priest...yet. Hehehe... I'll be sending in my hard-earned cash to join the Church of the SubGenius, which will get me charts, buttons, memberrship card, all that stuff, plus a four-issue subscription to their magazine. Everybody who joins automatically becomes a priest! (Good deal, eh?) 93Jan25 8:42 pm from Dark Dr. X yah. 93Jan25 11:05 pm from Tom Tech, T.D. Luminary, send me some cash and I'll make you a member AND an arch-bishop! 93Jan26 9:31 am from Dark Dr. X Tom, you are .. No, you couldn't be... 93Jan26 2:14 pm from SpAsMo-MaN Okay, okay, David the Grey is not Sun, since Lumie says so, and he's always right about these things. But David the Grey IS Cockroach!!! Ah-hahaha! I just LOVE exposing people's fake accounts. 93Jan26 3:26 pm from SpAsMo-MaN Hey Swagman, can you send me a comprahensive list of the users of this BBS? I'm going to make a chart, so that everyone will finally get to know who's who in the BBS world (about time, eh?)! No more wondering who's REALLY behind that account who's been sending you death threats, sexual overtures, or drug offers. With SPASMO-MAN's Fake Account Chart, you can finally be certain! (And of course, the few honest users will not be included in the chart. Neither will any of the local sysops, because I want to stay on their BBS'!) And then what I'll do, see, is UL it to every single BBS in town! An END, once and for all, to fake accounts! And then there will be more room on the BBS' for messages from me, DDX, Lumie, and people like us! REAL PEOPLE! Ah-hahahahaha! I love it, I love it, I love it! 93Jan26 7:29 pm from Swagman Swagman, Nevada, Jonathin Pack, Engineer, Flea, Uncle Mike, Starchild, David the Grey, Cameron Gray, Scratchy, Catalina Man, Page, Mailman, Reid Fleming, Steve, Bodhi, Sal Goldblatand, The Sneezing Lion, Charlie E., Corto, Sir Gawain , Hanover, Doug Garbers, Mr. Happy!, Shoshanna Love, Tigerbomb, Yacub, Poet, Tim Barwick, Luminary Coremaster, Dr. Holmes, Tim Macintyre, Morpheus, The Newstyle, Doctor Mentor, Father Theodore, broken bones, No-Show, Dark Dr. X, Chief, Hobbes, Blixa Bargeld, Imago, Natural Disaster, Tom Tech, T.D., Cuberfunk, Spattered Paint, Bob Campbell, Gemini, Darby Crash, Rickster, King Tut, Peecock, Steve Auropia, Amarantheus, Coyote, Stimpy, Tate, Sam May, Dire Straights, Term X, Cyberpunk, Mind Detergent, Usul, Gambit, Harmony, SpAsMo-MaN , Hunter Hillegas, Artemis Desol, Jim Lagges, Infinite Nothingnes, Erick, Ken Fabrizio, Fruitbat, Bruce Montgomery, David Manning, Jack the Flipper, The Evil Metronome, Guru, The AlmightyKilljoy, Kyle, Duchess, chrisj, Lots O' Dittos, Uncle Iggy, A.I. ddx, QUACK, Guy Smiley, Zaphod Beeblebrox, Dogpoop 5, thunder hero, CC Ryder, Angel, The Georgia Colony, Trebe, fred, Ultima, Jesus Blaylock, Rodney King, Intrepid, Stewart, Joaquin X Gray, Joe Foster, Johnston Kinds, Captain Picard, gooblesnortembopy, Deus, Scott Revlin, Due Monday, Fire Walker, Stud, Al Coholic, Mudpuppy, tongo, Peter Conway, bahamut, Mr. Bungle, Hobgoblin, Roger Enright, asterix, David Hamilton, Brasserie d'Orval, Jake Smelt, Murray Headroom, Sun, william, XrayX, Island Girl, Voyeur, Roeland, Paul Hernandez, Mirror Shade, Flip, Dark Dante, Zeylan, Pile O'beans, Martin Martin, Major Messiah, Steel Rule Sysop, snoball, So Weird, Flak, _$.Mmm|!`co__+, Ghoast, Xenu, Dodecahedron, Mr. Frenchfry, Troy, Itchy, Gwar's Test Account, Matrix, Doctor X, Bobby Timex, Arcanum Wielder, Wyvern, Spectral Knight, Lord Wishbone, Jesus Fuckin Christ, Tsingtao, Palmer Young, Skippy, Welltris, George Bush, Math Blaster, Gwar, Bliss Ragsdale, Rosminah, Ludwig, God, Slurpee Man, Presto, Ed Clines, Dr. Feelgood, Mr. Grumpy, JSK, Saigard, Voodoo Slide Rule, Shaggydog, Danno, BOXHEAD, Wade Kr, Mysteer WeirD, Spock, wooly, Jeffrey McManus, Almighty Killjoy, Misha, Vixen, Joe Banks, BusMaster, Adept, Yossarian, David Harriden, Pirate, Bill the Cat, Zepp, Faust, Colin Campbell. There you go. Make a chart... 93Jan26 8:37 pm from Palmer Young being cockroach myself (and not david the grey) i can tell you that david the grey != cockroach. 93Jan26 9:44 pm from SpAsMo-MaN Alright! This is gonna be fun, fun, fun, til my daddy takes my T-Bird away. Thanks dude! One small step for SPASMO-MAN, one giant step for BBS' everywhere! 93Jan26 9:59 pm from SpAsMo-MaN Oops, I meant "Til my daddy takes my keyboard away." (He's been threatening for months...) 93Jan26 10:05 pm from Luminary Coremaster That was pretty funny, Spasmo-Man. I like that. A new cyberpunk anthem? HEhehe... 93Jan27 8:26 am from Doctor Mentor Every so often, someone appears and starts throwing wild and crazy fake account theories, in an effort, I think, to discredit those of us who propose rational and measured fake account theories. The only person who could have a motive for doing this is someone who has many fake accounts himself* and doesn't want them to become discovered. *I assume here that whoever it is is male, since most bbsers are male. Whoever it is may well be female, though. 93Jan27 9:22 am from Murray Headroom Spam-Man: if you're so so so threatened by fake accounts, why is it, pray tell, how come what for, you feel it necessary to diguise your own identity with a nom de plume? 93Jan27 9:57 am from The Newstyle Fun, fun, fun, till my dady takes my keyboard away... 93Jan27 10:40 am from SpAsMo-MaN "Rational and measured" fake account theories, my ass. I just got mail from Lumie telling me I should "be myself" and "no one's fooled." Then, as if to impress me with his savvy, he dropped references to a couple of accounts -- ones which I, unfortunately, have NOTHING to do with. (What about the maligned individual(s) who DO use the accounts Lumie-baby's so eager to incriminate? Ah, to hell with them! It's all a big game! Fun, fun, fun!) This guy, this worm of a man, is being thoughtless, cowardly, and malicious. He and his playmates are the WORST thing that has ever happened to local telecommunications ; they've done nothing but swamp the BBS' with lies and idiocy. And until they're gone, their posts sustain me with SPASMODIC energy! Subject me to all the idiotic analysis and fake account theories you want; as long as Lumie & Co. are here, I WILL BE HERE. 93Jan27 11:36 am from Zeylan Lucky for us. 93Jan27 12:02 pm from David the Grey I see, this is a personal vendetta against a few users. Why don't you just send them a load of E-mail or something and leave the rest of us out of it? 93Jan27 12:12 pm from BOXHEAD Later --> Latex --> Slaytex. (Slayer) 93Jan27 6:18 pm from SpAsMo-MaN I find it absolutely fascinating the way certain users assail me for saying publicly what they only have the guts to say privately. 93Jan27 8:58 pm from Dark Dr. X I could say what I said privately publicly: 93Jan27 9:00 pm from Dark Dr. X 93Jan27 1:08 pm from Dark Dr. X to SpAsMo-MaN I'm really saddened at your futile attempts to offend us. I can't believe you don't have better things to do than make fun of people _YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW_. How can you make opinions of people you hardly KNOW?! Another thing; most of these people (including me) don't tell their true feelings on these subjects, and many of them are acting in ways they'd never behave anywhere else. For instance, me, I am always acting like a twit and screwing around. Well, in real life I happen to be pretty quiet. Don't make judgements on people unless you are willing to do it TO THIER face. Thank you for not hitting [S]. There. No big deal. 93Jan27 10:40 pm from SpAsMo-MaN If you and Lumie can't handle being made fun of, imagine what it's like to have INSINUATIONS and LIES spread about you WITHOUT YOUR KNOWLEDGE by people who've never even met you and who have NO APPARENT MOTIVE other than their own "FUN." Think about that, and think hard. Lobby>
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