95Jan02 3:50 pm from janix Does this bbs have an ftp address? 95Jan02 6:02 pm from Sicko Only in its dreams 95Jan02 8:31 pm This is from Dark Doctor X An ftp address? Who are you? 95Jan03 8:56 am to Sysop in Mail> from Zeylan Gee, I dunno janix. Did you telnet here? If you're having problems, please address all email to sysop@bowhead.whale.com for assistance. 95Jan03 9:25 am from Bahamut I use gopher for Bowhead Whale access, myself. 95Jan03 10:11 am to Sysop in Mail> from Zeylan lynx http://bowhead.whale.edu 95Jan03 10:57 am from Bahamut I can't wait until Bob and Wishbone put Bowhead on WWW... 95Jan04 10:24 am to Sysop in Mail> from Zeylan ftp ftp.bowhead.gullible.duh.com 95Jan04 5:22 pm from Hobgoblin "duh.com"
94Sep21 6:32 pm from colin campbell My lucky number's 1. 94Sep24 12:05 pm from Psyche And mine is 7. And GOD is SEVEN. AND gaWD is 7. 94Sep24 8:44 pm Be My Neighbor from Null God is Satan, you say? 94Sep24 9:16 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster That would explain a lot. Like those "God is Satan" messages in the lobby. 94Sep24 9:53 pm from JSK No, Psyche is dyslexic. She said her DOG was seven years old. 94Sep25 2:22 pm from Psyche No, I said God is seven. 94Sep25 3:36 pm to Sysop in Mail> from Zeylan I think God is a bit older than seven. He might even be nine or ten. 94Sep25 6:05 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster And God did hold up row upon row of fingers, and He spake, "I'm this many!" 94Sep25 7:53 pm Be My Neighbor from Null All we need to do is cut God in half and count the rings.
95Jun22 6:54 pm from Yacub Hey, if you don't believe that Nigel is puffy in the morning, take my word for it. We call him "chink" in the mornings, not as a racial slur mind you but just because his eyes are slanted and "chink" is a fun word to say, like "fuck" or "Cunt" or "Harlequin." I do like Fugazi... Gimme the Cure! Whee, stream of Fucking consciousness (there's that word) ugh... what else can I say? Hey Airalin, I hear you die your pubes! How's that look? Not that I _want_ to see, because I really don't, just that that's.. alternative. Remember when Jeremy thought he was gay? That was right at the end of his Punk Rock stage. THen he realized he was just fooling himself and trying to be alternative. Caused some problems with him and his best friend though (a dyke) (not being gay, that is) I find it fairly obnoxious when people try to be what they aren't. Of course, often they can be what they really are and I will dislike them for that too.. like the macho fucks who walk with their shirts stuck in their back pocket and swagger along a trail showing off their less-impressive-than-they-think pecs. I think it's time to put these stars up in my room.
Thats it!!!! To Gary and Richard Hamms: Youve have been warned VIA mail as of NOW. Read that message. If you do not knock your SH*T off then you will be PERMANENTLY LOCKED out of this system, I can guarentee that. It takes a LOT for a user to PISS me off, and youve done it, and now I will take whatever ACTION I need to take to get you to stop. This is your ONLY warning before you will be LOCKED OUT of the system. If you have no idea what SH*T I am talking about, then read your mail messages. Youve already pushed it too far, and I won't let it go ONE inch farther. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED -Sysop
95Jun18 12:20 am from Nigel Does anybody know how to skin a cat? I mean, there are more ways than one, but... All you do is take the skin off, right? "Well, Fred, you can cut it from the ass to the chin, or you can cut strips in it." WHAT THE HELL? 95Jun18 9:44 am from Swagman Starting at the asshole is the best because you have a natural place to dig in the knive tip, up the belly to the chin, then out the underside of the appendages. After the initial cuts, switch to a special skinning knife, mine has a small rounded blade with a hole for my index finger and the little handle fits in your palm. Just peel the skin away from the carcass, using the round blade to separate the membrane layer just beneath the skin. It generally peels real easy. Throw the skin is a saline bath for a month or so (although there are better methods of tanning) then punch holes around the perimeter of the skin to lace it to a frame to stretch it while wet. Once you have it laced tightly like a drumskin, keeping it wet all the while, turn it over so the hair side is up and using a hose, flow water down the centerline of the skin from head to tail. Have the waterflow orient the fur smooth and in the natural direction of growth. When you're done with all this, let the stretched skin dry slowly. If you dry it too quickly, like in the direct sun on a hot day, the shrinking of the skin will rip the drying frame apart.
95Jun20 7:26 pm from Airalin pube like plagued me with net mail at college. talking about guitars up hgis butt or osmething. i dunno. why is it that i have my typos back but only in respect to this bbs. 95Jun20 8:35 pm from Swagman Hmm, speaking about Mr. Pubie: 94Aug30 10:07 pm from Mr Pube A Few Words About Breasts ------------------------- Breasts. America loves 'em. They've nutured the young and old, inspired songs and sonnets, war and peace, not to mention major men's magazines. I could go on forever, so I will - with a lengthy tribute to the names, nicknames and euphemisms that have come to characterize chest fever. The following extensive, but by no means exhaustive, list was compiled by amateur etymologists Parker Bennet and Tom Mannis. **************************************** Angel Cakes Doozies Loaves PT Boats Apples Double-Whammies LobLollies Pumpkins Balboas DuelingBanjos Love Mellons Rangoons Balloons Dugs Love Muffins Rib Bangers Dumplings LuLus Rib Cushions Bangles Dunes Macaroons Rivets Bassoons Ear Muffs Mambos Roundies Baubles Eclairs Mammaries Sandbags Bazongas Eggplants Mammies Satellites Bazookas Enchiladas Mams Scones Bazooms Flapjacks Mangos Scoops Beacons Flappers Marangos Set Beanbags Flesh Bulbs Maraschinos Shakers Bebops Flesh Mellons Marimbas Shebas Betty Boops Floaters Marshmallows Shermans Big Boppers Floats Mau Maus Shimmies Bikini Stuffers Fog Lights Mausers Silos Billibongs Fried Eggs Meatballs Skin Sacks Blinkers Fun Bags Meat Loaves Skooners Bombers Gagas Melons Smoothies Bombshells Garbos Milk Cans Snuggle Pups Bon Bons Gazingas Milk Fountains Spark Plugs Bongos Gazongas Milk Shakes Specials Bonkers Glands Molehills Spheres Boobers Globlets Mommas Spongecakes Boobies Globes Mondos Spuds Boobs Gob Stoppers Montezumas Stacks Boops Gongas Moo Moos Stuffing Bops Goombas Mother Lodes Sugar Plums Bosom Grapefruits Mounds Sweater Meat Boulders Grillwork Montain Peaks Sweater Puffs Bouncers Guavas Muchachas Sweet Rolls Bra Buddies Gum Drops Muffins Tahitis Bra Stuffers Handsets Mulligans Tamales Breasts Hand Warmers Mushmellons Tartugas Bronskis Headers Nancies Tatas Bubbas Head Lamps Nectarines Tattlers Bubbies Headlights Niblets Teats Buds Headphones Nibs Tetons Bulbs Headsets Nippleoons Thangs Bulges Hefties Nippleos Thingumajigs Bullets Heifers Nippers Tidbits Bumpers Hemispheres Nippies Titbits Bumps Hills Nips Tits Bust Hindenburgs Nodes Titskis Busters Honeydews Nodules Titters Busties Honkers Noogies Titties Butterballs Hood-Ornaments Nose Cones Tomatoes Buttons Hoohas Oboes Tom-Toms Caboodles Hooters Oompas Tooters Cams Hot Cakes Orbs Torpedoes Cannon Balls Hottentots Ottomans Tortillas Cantaloupes Howitzers Padding Totos Carumbas Hubcaps Pagodas Twangers Casabas Huffies Pair Tweakers Cha-chas Humdingers Palookas Tweeters Charlies Hush Puppies Papayas Twin Peaks Chihuahuas ICBMS Parabolas Twofers Chimichongas Jawbreakers Pastries Tympanies Chiquitas Jemimas Paw Patties U-Boats Coconuts Jibs Peaches Umlauts Congas Jobbers Peakers Wahwahs Corkers Jugs Peaks Waldos Creamers Jukes Pears Warheads Cream Pies Jumbos Pects Watermelons Cuhuangas Kabukis Peepers Whoppers Cupcakes Kalamazoos Pillows Windjammers Curves Kazongas Pips Wobblers Dingers Kazoos Plums Wongas Dinghies Knobbers Pointer-Sisters Woofers Dingos Knockers Points Yabbos Dirigibles Kongas Pokers Yams Domes Kumquats Polygons Yayas Doodads Lactoids Pompoms Zeppelins Doorknobs Lip Fodder Pontoons Zingers Doozers LLamas Potatoes 95Jun20 9:20 pm from Formula 409 LLAMAs??!? 95Jun20 9:20 pm from Formula 409 "Hey baby, nice llamas." No, I just don't see it. 95Jun20 11:34 pm from Nigel I like "gazongas" 95Jun21 1:53 pm from Zeylan Hey, I like llamas as much as the next guy. Taste just like chicken. 95Jun21 8:13 pm from The Wombat Man, look at the yams on that one. NUTS her oboes are HUGE! I think Pube added some extra words... 95Jun21 9:42 pm from Nigel Oboes? Duh. Wow, dude, check out the penny whistles on that chick! Fuck, and the harmonicas on her are perfect! 95Jun22 7:10 pm from Yacub Aren't niblets the little tiny pieces of edible meat stuck in all the disgusting places? Throat, asshole and the like?
95Jun18 12:35 am from Nigel My cat smells live bile and vomit. A few weeks ago she smelled like beef jerky. Well, I figured out about the jerky because she had been sleeping in a bucket filled up with dog treats of dried pig ears, but the vomit is stumping me.
95Jun19 2:50 pm from Pretentious Frog I'm around. Okay Zeylan, go ahead. Prove to me why you should slander me and put me down when you have no idea of anything about me. And thanks for bringing along the bullies (or dark facets). You were rude. And it's obvious you know it. 95Jun19 2:51 pm from Pretentious Frog Oh, and in case you want to say "I am a rude person" it doesn't mean you can treat me wrong. That's all I have to say to start. 95Jun19 4:01 pm from Zeylan Who are you? I mean, really, who the hell are you? You come out of nowhere and all of a sudden you've got me figured out, right? Sorry, I don't buy it. Why should I engage in this pathetic contest of yours? I don't even know what it is or what I can win. What's in it for me? You seem to take this stuff a bit too personally for your own good. You're a little child, a sniveling crybaby, and you're all upset because I'm a bully on your playground. Well get used to it. Because, among the people who bother to read this inane room of yours, you are granted the same respect as would be granted, say, your average root fungus. Not only are your language skills highly suspect, not only do you whine and blubber about people being negative when you yourself are doing nothing but trying to pick a fight, you are annoying, your information is often wrong or unsubstantiated, and you have this air of blithe idiocy that makes people with more than eight operating neurons want to put you in a small envelope and mail you back and forth between people in Washington, D.C. until the Post Office finally sticks you in some pile of undelivered mail, where you would then remain until the weight of accumulating mail compresses you into a small lump of peat, at which point you would be ground into mulch and spread over someone's garden, thus gaining in death what you failed to obtain in life: a useful purpose on this planet. 95Jun22 5:20 pm from Formula 409 Zeylan, I've saved Froggy's head just for you. Here's the A-1 sauce. 95Jun22 5:34 pm from Psyche I already told you. A VegetAIRALIN
95Jun15 6:48 pm from Nigel Mikey! RAD! Good to see you! I wash dishes! 95Jun15 8:24 pm from Norbus Click! 95Jun15 10:11 pm from Formula 409 So, Nigel is the old Dishwasher? 95Jun15 10:24 pm from Zeylan I'm having Gooble flashbacks again. Someone please medicate me. 95Jun16 12:23 pm from Formula 409 Uh, oh. Zeylan is swooning. Get the cot. 95Jun16 4:53 pm from Psyche Get the cot. I'll make a note of that. 95Jun16 6:13 pm from Formula 409 Too late. Zeylan's hit the floor hard. Get the smelling salts. Nigel, put a towel in Zeylan's mouth so he doesn't bite off his tongue. 95Jun17 4:13 pm from Swagman Yeah, don't forget to tie his shoelaces together. 95Jun17 4:43 pm from Formula 409 Oh man I hate to see a grown man twitching and drooling like that. This reminds me of the Rubber Cement-Q we had at Blaylock's a few years back. Damnest thing, how those Mormons give the thumbs up to rubber cement because there's nothing in the Bible or Book of Mormon saying to stay away from the stuff. "Sola scriptura", that's what they say. Anyway, the party got a little out of hand when Colin started to take off his clothes and show his scars. Misha shouted "No for the love of God NO" and then got whacked right in the face with the tire iron Psyche used to always carry around. Knocked him right out. You could almost see birds flying around his head. Well, wasn't long after that that the cops came (and you should have seen the Libertarian clique hit the road when they heard those sirens.)
95Jun20 11:41 pm from Nigel Suck my dick you whore. 95Jun20 11:41 pm from Nigel Hee hee hee!!! Juuuuuuuust kidding! *Smoochy smoochy* 95Jun21 12:11 am from Formula 409 You sure do have a way with the ladies. 95Jun21 1:56 pm from Zeylan Nigel, always the ladies' man. "Hey baby, how about you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart. Huh huhu huhuuhuh pickle. I got your pickle right here. Uh huh huuhuhu h huhu huhuhuhuhuhuh huhu."
95Jun14 2:04 am from Amarantheus If my college er... education has taught me anything it's a) never go out with a guy less than three years older than you and b) bi = better in bed (generally) JUST MY EXPERIENCE, OK? Bi boys are rad.
95Jun20 11:44 pm from Nigel In-N-Out Booger is phat grubbage 95Jun21 1:58 pm from Zeylan How profound. Can I put that on a T-shirt? 95Jun21 5:30 pm from Airalin the ad for fatburgers makes mew ant to puke. who wants a dribbly fat burger? 95Jun21 6:38 pm from Zeylan I want to put that on a T-shirt, too. The thing about "mew ant to puke".
95Jun11 12:31 pm from Formula 409 Lack of Sleep is the kind of guy who sees angst in his chocolate milk.
95Jul07 2:31 pm from Mordrak no, it's the weather. 95Jul07 6:23 pm from Swagman No, it's in my pants. 95Jul07 7:41 pm from Formula 409 There's a party in my pants. 95Jul07 8:37 pm from Leqi-Unninni Ok GUY. 95Jul07 9:36 pm from Norbus I'm oversexed and not at all happy about it. 95Jul07 11:10 pm from Nigel FUCK, man, you think YOU'RE oversexed... HAHAHAHA. DAMN, boy, LET ME TELL YOU about FUCKING, homes. FUCKING is my life, my food, my water. I sleep with my dick in a cunt. I shit with my dick in a cunt. Fuck, man, the only time I'm NOT fucking is when I take a leak. My name is now "Fuck Fuck." Cool initials, too. F.F.
94Jun06 10:33 am from Zeylan Swagman is the Australian version of a hobo. 94Jun06 10:33 am from Zeylan I said hobo, not homo. 94Jun06 1:01 pm from brian Swag man is my computer dad. 94Jun06 3:24 pm from Zeylan Swagman is my comptuer psychiatrist. 94Jun06 3:36 pm from Psyche Swagman is my mentor and deity. 94Jun06 5:07 pm from Swagman A swagman is an Australian "street person" who vagabonds around the countryside out bush. A swagman's breakfast is a piss and a look around. 94Jun06 6:56 pm from Zeylan I believe I pointed that out previously. 94Jun06 8:50 pm from Swagman Well you obviously didn't do a very good fucking job of it or I wouldn't have felt moved to expound upon the point further. A hobo is a strictly American phenomena and doesn't capture the heart and soul of the swagman. In other words, you fucked up. But no need to get all pissy about it and flame me in subsequent posts, ok? 94Jun06 11:15 pm from Colin Campbell If Zeylan caught fire in a flame war, would you piss on him? 94Jun07 1:44 am from Misha There are no more hobos in America. 94Jun07 11:36 am from brian If zeylan was on fire I bet hed say lots of bad words. And be very mad. Then they would take him to the doctor and he would say more bad words and maybe cry. 94Jun07 3:21 pm from Zeylan Jesus fucking christ, Swagman, it's not like there's much of a difference. Fine. You don't want to call him a hobo? Okay... how about a bum? How about a dirty, smelly, pissing-on-himself, eating-shit, living-in-trash, waste of space? There's no difference. Just because he lives in Australia doesn't mean he's the aristocrat of the homeless. And this is not a flame; it's not my fault if you add prestige to an otherwise degenerative ideal just to suit your reputation. It's not my fault if you want to be associated with a man who rarely wipes his ass, and when he does it's with used diapers from the trash. Suit yourself. It's your persona, not mine. 94Jun07 6:11 pm from Swagman Oh, but there is a big difference in that the swagman is on "walkabout" which is a derivitive of the Aboriginal spiritual ventures into the stark austerity of the the bush country of the great outback, the red heart of Australia. A swagman is not homeless, the whole country is his home. The down on his luck, rootless, shiftless, skid-row, pissing drunk hobo is simply not an appropriate equivalent image at all.
94Jun10 5:52 pm from Sicko For that amount, there's no magic to it. I can almost pay someone to drive me to the homes of the people I would chat with, and chat with them in person. There's an unwritten rule to BBS operations, which all started with the unforgetable gift of sacrifice. It's 90% hobby driven, and those with the money to sacrifice usually do so in the name of electronicizing the population. 94Jun10 9:16 pm Flatulent Emission from Swagman Well said, Sicko. And in the words of another sysop, "Running a BBS is like feeding the hand that bites you."
93Oct08 9:05 pm from Swagman What I did the last time I saw a dead raccon in the field was really interesting. First I rolled it over to see it's maggot riddled belly just teeming with live wriggling maggots in what seemed to be an ocean of rotting slime. White bumps twisting and rolling in gelatinous unity with glittering stinking highlights in the sun. My god, but death reeks after three days. The rigor mortis of the animal allowed me to pick it up by the tail as if it were a fry pan by the handle. Dead and stiff, delightful. Since I was rather hungry anyway, I just scooped my hand into the middle of the maggot mass like it were a pan of rice and drew out a dripping handful. Holding it up as if it were ambrosia, I let glopping adhering masses of this muck fall into my open mouth. Damp, wild and quite gamey to the tongue, it was. Yes and when I ate my fill of this maggotty delight, I started plucking the putrified flesh off the bones of the carcass and ate it raw. Aged meat is really much better and quite a bit more tender than the fresh road kills that I've tried. By the time the carcass was stripped quite clean, I got the idea of a Davey Crockett hat. So I cut off the legs, which really weren't worth the effort of eating since they were so small, and rolled the edges of the skin up like a hat band and walked on down the road looking quite cool in my new coon-skin hat with fluffy tail.
92Oct11 3:21 pm from The Gregster If Flip gave me a nickel for each person I had sex with yesterday, I'd have twenty cents. 92Oct12 2:08 am from Flip I am back from the weekend and I have one more comment to the Gregster. I have been rational. I have tried to understand why you excessively talk about your sex life, your penis size, how much I owe you (5 cents per fucking), and I don't know why someone of your age is acting like a guy of my age. If I must stoop to your level, then fine. You owe me a quarter.
92Oct23 1:16 am from No-Show Well, the most widely embraced theory now is that dinosaurs evolved _from humans_, but then, unable to withstand intemperate new meteorologic trends, de-volved back into humans.
92Oct27 5:46 pm from Bliss Ragsdale I was doing phone banking alst night for my uncle who's in charge of the volunteers for the United Democratic Campaign office. I was supposed to call people that had registered to vote from a list they gave me, and ask them if they were voting for Clinton. Imagine my suprise when I had "Robert Blaylock" and his family on my list. Needless to say, they were all staunch republincan, and I was not well received.
92Oct27 8:17 pm from Zeylan 1 in 10 psychiatrists are insane, drooling miscreants.
92Oct31 1:53 am from yacub God, excuse me. I'm sorry. Well why don't you just change your fucking password? Fuck you and the goddamn horse your sorry ass rode in on.
92Nov04 10:32 am from Misha @ Swagland BBS _ Goleta West, CA Yes, Bob & Wishbone, I'm calling Long Distance just so I can rib you about the amazing defeat of the Grand Old Party. In his free time, maybe George can work on putting together complete, syntactically functional sentences. And I won $25 from someone who claimed, "George Bush will win by a landslide. You mark my words." If only I had bet against you two. If the country's lucky, there will be some kind of fallout for that lizard, Rush Limbaugh.
92Nov11 9:22 pm from yacub You remind me of a really pahtetic third grader i knew...
*** IRational:"This game sucks." Character:"Sucks." Rational:"Let's stop then." IR:"No. It sucks." C:"Sucks." R:"If it sucks why are we playing it?" IR:"Cause it sucks." C:"Sucks." R:"Let's stop." IR:"No---It sucks." C:"Sucks." R:"We can't figure out how to get to the editor, so we might as well stop." IR:"No. I like the colors." C:"Colors." R:"Be quiet, C." IR:"Yeah." C:"Yeah." R:"Thank you. So, shall we call Swagland?" C:"Swagland." IR:"Why?" R:"So we can get our minds off of this game." IR:"I suppose." C:"Suppose."
92Nov19 6:32 am from Swagman (in a anonymous encounter somewhere in SB) Stranger: "Nice tits!" Bliss: "What did you say?" Stranger: "Er, I like your hat." Bliss: "Oh, why thank you, I do have two of them."
93Oct19 2:51 pm from Parik Rao Call me and I'll GIVE you money for buying stuff from me. I'll come to your house and clean up the place and cook you dinner. I'll spay your pets, defy gravity for you, and translate your flowers moods. I'll even program your VCR.
93Oct23 11:04 pm from Zeylan Sully, you are such an afterbirth. I've seen rolls of toilet paper with more personality than you. I'd compare you to a bucket of shit, but that would be an insult to the bucket. 93Oct24 8:51 pm from Sully That was a good one zeylan. 93Oct26 11:27 am from Zeylan I didn't ask for your compliments, you defect. Just what the fuck is wrong with you? I swear, when your mother gave birth they must have thrown away the baby and kept the placenta. Either that or she was constipated for nine months and then finally took a massive shit and gave it a name.
93Nov04 7:17 am from Swagman I've installed a little file in the system, FLUKE.COM -- which is a simple little program that I picked up to cause random grief and consternation among the user base in general. The program is a little TSR that sits idle for most of the time but occasionally when certain signals are picked up through the psychic interface port installed just behind the remote sensing neural antenna, when it detects an opportune moment, when it senses that action presents high probability for annoyance -- then it will kick in and reboot the system, knocking the present user off-line and resetting the system. BOXHEAD wrote it for me. He said that he'd been using it at work on his 30 user Novell network with great effect. He was laughing so hard when he gave it to me that he could hardly talk. Now I can see why.
93Nov22 6:39 pm from Null Cypher I'll sell you some lame. If you order now (send mail), I will give you the special 50% OFF price, and it will only cost you $18.76 (plus $1.24 postage and handling) for a MONTH'S SUPPLY of lame...
93Nov23 5:10 pm from Swagman @ Swagland BBS _ Austin, Texas My new master has given me grace in regards to events that happened before her time with me. Now, it is another story. For example, if I am walking down State Street and I turn to oogle a gorgeous female specimen passing by, the payphone next to me will ring and it will be my wife asking, "Just what do you think you're looking at, buster?"
93Dec08 8:57 pm from Null Cypher Your penis is alive. Your semen is alive. Those little creatures are part of you. They are pre-humans. For most of them, their dreams and ambitions will never be realized. Giving head and eating semen is cannabalism. Don't betray the unconditional love of a sperm to its creator. If you must throw them from the saftey and security of their male womb, the least you can do is give them a place to continue living in comfort. A sea monkey tank kept at a steady 98.6 degrees fahrenheit works just fine. Drip human blood into their tank for nutritional sustenance. If you wish to start you own sperm tank kit and have no sperm of your own, there are mail order adopt-a-sperm companies. Female eggs may also be kept alive. Care MUST be taken NOT to put the sperm and the eggs in the same tank. If you do, conception is likely to occur and a human will begin to develop. We do not yet have the technology to raise it until it becomes into a full human baby. Instead, it will grow for several weeks and then you will watch your baby agonizingly starve and mutate as it is unable to acquire the necessary enzymes.
93Dec14 7:05 pm from Ludwig Some people simply don't want us to believe that Mr. Claus is dead--I saw him in an antique shop, being propped up with a bunch of plastic...someone put a light bulb inside him, and it made him glow... Gave me an idea--how about getting your picture taken with a glow-in-the-dark, plastic Santa Claus?
93Dec15 7:16 am from Swagman Gap toothed women rule...
93Dec15 4:22 pm from Zeylan @ BowHead _ Santa Barbara Anyone able to help me on a problem I'm having? I'm running a small semi-distributed network with 20 nodes, and I'm using an Apple ][+ as my file server with Epson dot-matrix printers running from Orange Micro grapplers on each node. Every time we calibrate our coax for capacitance, the communication layer shuts down and we have to hard-boot to reload ROM into RAM. The problem started happening when we attached several Panasonic modems to the file server. My question is this: Do we need a surge suppressor? 93Dec16 11:06 am from BOXHEAD @ Swagland BBS _ Santa's Village An Apple ][+ as your file server? It sounds like the power supply in the file server is over loading because of the modems drawing too much current? 93Dec16 2:23 pm from Zeylan @ BowHead _ Santa Barbara That's what we thought at first, Boxhead. But the modems are all battery-powered, so that can't be it. Any chance it could be the grounding wire for the worm drive?
94Jan05 5:26 pm from Sully @ BowHead _ Santa Barbara Oh, how sweat, a fake user flaming me! Makes me feel so special.
94Jan12 10:05 pm from Dead Cow God damn it. They're fucking with me, I know it. It's a big huge fucking conspiracy. Yesterday, Tuesday, the day I have, let's see, 4 hours and 15 minutes of total mindfuckinging lectures straight, they didn't put a goddamn crossword puzzle in the nexus. Today, when I have my only interesting class, they put in TWO puzzles. The fucking bastards. I was jonesing so bad yesterday I nearly jumped up in the middle of stats screaming for the guy to talk fucking english and not his little hindu 20 word assimilation. Nothing against the guy personally, but I swear he only knows about 20 words of english. Luckily I had some Qualudes and Prozac to make me feel better. You know, the real reason we have such a drug problem at UCSB is because of their erratic schedule of putting crosswords in the nexus. And here I am, running out of wakey-wakey pills and happy-happy pills. 94Jan13 9:22 am from MISSINGPARAMETER Dead cow dont be sad. It is not good to be dead. Some one will make a ham burgle out of you.
**** Ooh baby, fuck this shit. Fuck it hard, Pack it tight. Ooh baby, crap on me. Piss in my face and suck my pee. Ooh baby, Fuck my head. Stick it right in there and fill it with lead. $0RRY iF THiS uP$ET aNY0NE.
94Mar13 8:55 pm from Zeylan My first car was a 1974 Lincoln Continental, with all white and red leather interior. A real pimp-mobile. I loved it. All I needed was a big fucking pink fedora with a long feather in it and a nickname like "Tyrone". Walk around saying things like "bitch betta hab my money" and "damn that bitch been holdin out on me again!" Ahh, memories.
94Mar16 12:19 am from JSK @ BowHead _ Santa Barbara It's not a horse pushing striped gum. It's obviously a zebra with serious pigmentation problems. Rather than having difficulty tracking him due to his stripes, predators get especially hungry, the stripes reminding them of chewing gum.
94Mar17 7:46 pm Nullstellensatz from Null wait a second.... receiving errors... stand by... resuming. I thought we were a lot tighter the second show. It's not your face that's burned into my memory. Quite exhilarating. I'm going to be good to you. That's real funny. I don;t care how long it takes. I hope not. Five dollar beer. Give it up. Oh, yes yes yes. Ah, hey! Good thinking. Funny, mine's a little loose. 94Mar17 7:47 pm Nullstellensatz from Null @ BowHead _ Santa Barbara Put sheep in your office. We need your help bad. What's your price? If I did, I'd take it. You're never going to beat him. Alright fine, have it your way. Sure. Get some money out of him. Give me a twenty. Be careful there. Oh, oh... 94Mar17 7:38 pm Nullstellensatz from Null Is this in any way my fault? Wish me luck, bye-bye! I got a few squirrelled away. Yeah, why not? We can still win this thing, right? Play us a little something to get in the mood. The dirty English dogs. 94Mar17 8:02 pm from Bahamut Umm....are you OK, Null? 94Mar17 9:32 pm from Zeylan Null, have you had a few too many bowls of Count Chockula or something? 94Mar17 7:40 pm Nullstellensatz from Null And everywhere I looked was DEATH, DEATH, DEATH! And now for a sad song. Take your money. Go to hell. It's over, huh? One million, five hundred thousand. Hey guys, bad news. Why shouldn't he? Remember fellas? It's more like a little favor. Alright, you're in! What? You think you can handle that? Alright! Yeah, that's right. People are going to be flooding in. Yes! He's beaten you ten years running. Two for one special. Do you want it fast or do you want it good? Dammit I care! Hold your horses, I'm coming! Shut up every body! You'll lose your left blarney stone. I'm not wearing this. I think it looks kinda sexy. I have great news. Who are they? And that kind of crap. It's the busiest day of the year. You're a peach. Hi everybody. I'll tell ya what. 94Mar17 7:31 pm Nullstellensatz from Null @ BowHead _ Santa Barbara Really breaking all the rules!!! What a pickup should be! Hard to get! WOn't last long! Hot seller! Today! Badoobadoobadooba! 94Mar17 from Zeylan @ BowHead _ Santa Barbara Is this some sort of psychopathic cry-for-help biff kinda thing here?
94Mar19 12:55 pm from Zeylan Hey, check out the Information for this room! Agulaboulraburzmarc> Information In case you haven't noticed, I've gone quite nicely insane. If this is news right to ya, You should take this to the brain: Nuts am I and nuts are thee, who walk around with soda pop, Gladly eating pizza and looking at things bottom to top! Belching up sweet misery, squirting at wildflowers, Teaming Horsegums in a bowl, climbing hot pink towers. I am mad and thee ist blu, can't you tell I made it, Tall men of the third reich sucking, kissing, *lit. Excreting large quantities of nasty stuff, Then licking it back up, Running around the porno films, 'hey won't you give me a cup?' Agulaboulraburzmarc>
94Mar24 5:04 pm from Swagman I'm in a stunned burnt-out world of shit. I'd rather suck fart bubbles with a straw that to be inflicted with my own thoughts at the moment.
94Apr12 9:42 pm Where is my Mind? from Yacub Okay, motherfuckers, this is tit wrench country!
94Apr12 9:44 pm Where is my Mind? from Yacub I don't think you could get people to shout "Glory be, there's a ghost!" even if you COULD make yourself completely invisible... maybe "Oh shit!" "Holy fuck!" But not "Glory be!"
94Apr12 2:35 pm I have the phaser! from Captain Picard I think he's referring to that guy who got hit by a car while crossing the freeway to tag a wall. Pretty stupid, if you ask me. Thankfully, events like this strengthen my faith in the theory of evolution and natural selection. You wouldn't want someone that dumb having kids.
94Apr13 9:11 am Blah blah from Hobgoblin Ha. Well, it's been three days. THey'll probably shut up now. How pathetic. MTV is the biggest crock of shit. Jesus christ, If they promoted chinese hats and Neon green capes instead of "stussy" (HAHA) and "mossimo" (hahaha) we'd see a total style change in abtout a week. I HATE MTV. THey play shit music almost ALL THE TIMElskdflasfjfuck. It SUCKS. Stupid motherfuckers. 94Apr13 1:38 pm from from from from from Zeylan Oh, and "Trashed". What a great idea for a show. Show and and get your stuff destroyed and look totally stupid. Or, if you REALLY want to look stupid, and I mean geeky moron retard stupid, you could be a contestant on "Lip Service" and dance around like MC Hammer on crack. Earn the immediate disrespect of anyone genetically associated with you! What fun. MTV is shit. Remember when they first came on the air? (That question is directed at those of you who were more than mere protozoa during the 80's.) All they played were videos. No stupid theme shows, no rap-only or top-20 shows, no Duff, no Kennedy. The worst we had to put up with was that stupid goof Mark Goodman and his brillo-pad empty head. Oh, and that monumentally stupid Martha Quinn. I bet she does porno just to pay rent. Now MTV is totally bass-ackwards. Everything is a SHOW with them, they can't just play music videos, they have to have a show for it. "MTV Jams" and such. And that dumb ghetto bastard host, what's his name, Bill Bellamy or something. "Yo yo yo yoyoyoyoyoyoyo, dis be Bill Bellamy in da house, ya'll!" Fucking nimrod. I've used shampoo smarter than that guy. Now you can't turn on MTV and just sit down and watch videos. You have to watch "Grind". What the fuck is with this naked Soul Train shit? The camermen just slide around on the floor, sticking their cameras up chicks dresses. I swear I've seen nipple on that show. A bunch of morons dancing to rap like they have epilepsy. "Everybody say hohhhhhh! Hohhhhh! Say ho ho! HO ho!" What is this, Christmas for god's sakes? Santa Claus in da house, y'all? Give me a fucking break. Little children carrying guns and wearing their pants on backwards, calling themselves Mac Crawdaddy or Big McMac or whatever it is. "Plug in." Some slogan. Try "Cash In" or better yet "Sell out." 94Apr13 5:32 pm Duh.. circus..duh.. from Hobgoblin Yes, Zeylan, that was a masterpiece. Can I send it into MTV through the internet? PLEASE??!?!?! I love it. My feelings exactly. 94Apr13 6:46 pm from from from from from Zeylan Be my guest. And don't forget to pass on my condolences to the families of those wastes of plasma Ed Lover and Dr. Dre, and while you're at it you can mention to that cardboard-cutout Eric What's-his-name-look-at-me-I'm-a-model that he has the talent of a small aquatic creature like an sea anemonae or maybe a piece of driftwood. And let's not forget Adam Curry, who I swear is not real. The guy is computer generated or something. Remember when he first came on the air as a VJ? (Remember when they were called VJ's??) He had a weird Wally Walrus accent and he was supposedly from Sweden or Norway or Finland or one of those cheese-eating, windmill-making, blonde clone inbreeding countries. Then one day, POOF, his fucking accent was GONE. And he was on like 24 hours a fucking day. Every time I turned on MTV, there was Adam Curry stuffed into the same leather jacket with that same windtunnel tested hairdo and that "my mommy loves me" stupid smile. 24 hours a day. I swear he's not real, he's like Max Headroom (except not as 3-dimensional). Oh, and let's not forget how politically-correct the gang down at MTV can be. "Stop the violence!" "Enough is enough!" "Rock the Vote!" Oh, but here's another Aerosmith video with lots of big titties! We don't mind that! Save the whales, but don't forget to show the blonde with her crack falling out everywhere while she does the dishes! Stupid bastards.
94Apr13 5:53 pm Duh.. circus..duh.. from Hobgoblin It gets up in the middle of the night and paints your sister's head orange! THE MODEM IS THE BIRTH-MARKER-RASBERRYER!
94Apr13 5:24 pm Duh.. circus..duh.. from Hobgoblin Listen you little 8th grade fuck, I don't need your shit. Kiss my ass and eat my shit. Worship me, for I am so far above you I need a fucking telescope to see your ugly face.
94Apr13 5:49 pm Duh.. circus..duh.. from Hobgoblin What the fuck, leqi-uninininyiyinyiynynyininitntinitntitiniununiuinniunuinuiniuniuniuniuniuniui nuniuniuinuiuiuiuinuin, piss off. Are you retarded? uuuhrrrreee Yyyyeeeewwww rreeeeetaarded? I won't weep for you tonight, Mr. I-think-I'm-so-cool-but-I'm-a-real-idio. t. 94Apr13 5:52 pm Duh.. circus..duh.. from Hobgoblin Jesus fucking christ. Who the hell is thie Leqi dumbfuck? Bob Hobblin is a great insult. Yeah. I want to hide whenever someone says Bob Hobblin. It really scares me. My self esteem drops below the floor. YEah.
94Apr13 8:12 pm from BOXHEAD I was working on a laserprinter today. The fuser in it went bad. What a piece of shit. While I was fixing it, I broke a major piece of plastic. Goddammmmmit! Okidata sucks shit!
94Apr13 8:57 pm from Swagman I got the ethernet blues.
94Apr16 12:39 am from Psyche We are in France or England. DO you not believe? Take a look at this: @. Definately French. Now, are you ready for the second piece of evidence? Ok. Stay calm: #. THAT IS ENGLISH. Don't deny it, I can see BIg Ben and Le Tour Eiffel out my window...
94Apr16 11:27 pm from The Wombat I once microwaved a colony of ants. It was weird. The first minute, they walked around normally, sometime during the second minute a great many stopped, and seemed to feel that something was wrong, then they began scampering around really fast as if trying to hide from the all penetrating radiation. By the end of the third minute all had gone to the man upstairs, who sold them the farm, gave them a complimentary towel and bucket, (which they threw in and kicked) and also a map to the big antfarm in the sky.
94Apr16 11:34 pm from The Wombat It's safe to assume that DDX is dead. Either by one of our hands, or by a hoard of Lemurs who watched his show, and swooped down and axed him. <----------------> < > < > < > < Here Lies DDX > < Born 6-12-75 > < Died 4-16-94 > < > < Quote: Biff. } { } <----------------> \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \-/ \ \ | \ \ | \ \ \ ------------------
94Apr17 3:02 pm from Amarantheus Hello, you have reached an imaginary number. Please multiply by i and try again.
94Apr18 5:43 pm I killed Jeremy from Hobgoblin On an unrelated note, I'm going to have a motherfucking anurysm. Can you possibly shut up about this retardo dark shit?! GOd, how many people profess to a dark side here? 1? Wow, that's a LOT! YEah, a whole 1% of the userlog.
94Apr19 3:13 pm I killed Jeremy from Hobgoblin I invented the boudier, or whatever it's called.. That french ass-washing machine. 94Apr19 4:49 pm from Leqi-Unninni The bidet. 94Apr19 6:06 pm from Boy in the Dark booty wash. 94Apr19 6:07 pm from Boy in the Dark Or boody, if you don't see the pun in that. 94Apr19 7:53 pm I killed Jeremy from Hobgoblin WHat a stupid invention. WHy would you want to use a water-jet to clean your ass when you could use toilet paper instead? Seriously, why!? I don't want myuss sopping wet after I go to the bathroom.
94Apr21 10:07 am from Zeylan "Yo, where da white women at? Breakitdown! HO! Ho-oh! HO! Stop! itshammatime! I'm da deffest, I'm da baddest, I get all da pussy, can't touch dis homey! Yo yo yoyoyoyoyo! MC Hamma in da houwwwwwwwwse, y'all! I be illin' and chillin' like Bob Dylan! I be fresh, hype, scoobydoobyhiphopgroovy! YO!!!!!" 94Apr21 8:29 pm from Charlotte Sometimes Awww yeah aww yeahhh. Zeylan got it goin' on! 94Apr21 9:40 pm from Mordrak You're momma's so poor, she goes to KFC to lick other people's fingers. 94Apr22 9:09 am from Zeylan Your momma's so stupid, she thought Taco Bell was the Mexican phone company. 94Apr22 3:53 pm from Mordrak Your mama's so stupid, she thought the board of education was a piece of wood. 94Apr22 4:27 pm from Zeylan Your momma's so tall, she did a cartwheel and kicked God in the face! Your momma's so poor, she gives free blowjobs in the winter just so she can have something warm in her stomach. Don't mess with me. 94Apr22 7:39 pm from Luminary Coremaster Your momma's such a nag, she buys her shoes from a blacksmith! 94Apr22 10:42 pm from Zeylan Your momma's so fat, she uses a VCR for a beeper! Your momma's so black, she went to night school and they marked her absent! Your momma's so cold, she spreads her legs and the furnace kicks on! I would have been your daddy, but the dog beat me over the fence! I called your momma a two-bit ho, and she hit me with a bag of quarters! I saw your momma on State Street; she was wearing a mattress on her back and a sign that said "Curb Service!" Your momma's so loose, when I fucked her I had to tie a board around my ass to keep from falling in! I fucked your momma in the ass and she had YOU! All the neighborhood kids recognize your momma from the top of her head! I gave your momma a dollar to blow me! She gave me change! Your momma's so stupid, when she was filling out an application and it said "sign here" she put "Sagitarius!" Your momma's so ugly, when she was a baby they used to tie steaks around her neck to get the dog to play with her! She gave it fleas! Your momma's so stupid, she told me to meet her on the corner of WALK and DONT WALK! Your momma's so ugly, if she was naked in the room with Mike Tyson he'd have never gone to jail! Now don't mess with me!!! 94Apr25 2:34 pm from Zeylan Your momma's so fat, she uses a matress as her tampon! 94Apr25 5:44 pm from Mordrak Your mama's so stupid, when I said it was chilly outside, she went and got a bowl and spoon. 94Apr25 7:01 pm from Mr Pube Your momma so stupid, she took the SAT and got a really low score! 94Apr25 7:01 pm from Mr Pube Your momma so stupid she does really dumb things! 94Apr25 7:02 pm from Mr Pube Your momma so stupid, someone said something simple to her and she didnt understand! 94Apr28 3:03 pm from Zeylan It's time to stop. 94Apr28 3:33 pm from Psyche Time to take your medication. 94Apr28 6:59 pm from Luminary Coremaster HEY! I thought that wasn't too bad!Your momma's so fat, that... HEY! OW! Your momma's so ugly, that when a firetruck--OUCH! NO, STOP! Your momma's so bla---AHHH! WAIT! That when she buys bacon ---GAHH! OUCH! That when she goes into 7-11 --WAAHOUCH!! 94Apr28 7:00 pm from Luminary Coremaster Your momma's so fat, that when she left Baskin-Robin's, they only had two flavors left! Your momma's so old, her Social Securty number is FOUR! 94Apr28 7:38 pm from Zeylan Your momma's so old, when she went to school they didn't HAVE history! 94May08 from Zeylan Your momma's so stupid, she brought toilet paper to a crap game. 94May15 3:32 pm from Zeylan Your momma's so poor, she can't even pay attention! Your momma's so hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of HER! Your momma's so ugly, when she's making love she pretends SHE's someone else!
94Apr25 2:44 pm from Boy in the Dark Deficate my friend. You must let yourself flow. Behold, the movement.
94Apr28 4:46 pm I killed Jeremy from Hobgoblin Actually, I agree, you arrogant fucker. I'll throw erasers at you for eternity. 94Apr28 8:53 pm pm from from Yacub I'll be forced to shove them up your nose. How come *I* always get blamed for that shit in calss though? You sit here and pick pencils apart the entire period, and throw them at me, then I fight back a little and the teacher hone in on me like an irishman to beer! What the fuck?! 94Apr28 9:28 pm I killed Jeremy from Hobgoblin See, it's all part of the wonderful strategy.. piss you off till you can't take it any longer. See, it's great, cause I can do it nice and unnoticed.. then you get pissed and lose it and punch me in front of a teacher or something.. hehehehehhehe =) hahahahahhahhhahaahaahhahahahahahahah. I was having a grand old time today. hahahhahahaa. Oh what fun 7th and 8th period are.
94May01 11:29 am from brian Can anyone tell me the diference between a trapizoid and parellogram. 94May01 1:39 pm from MISSINGPARAMETER A trapizoid is like a box with funny sides, and a parellogram is what my mom got to see if she has breast canser, but she doesnt have it.
94May09 10:54 am from Thrashmaster Any other musicians here? I play drums and am looking to start a band. Influences: Fishbone, Bosstones, Chili Peppers. 94May09 11:21 am crackers and jam from Leqi-Unninni I play the triangle. Or could learn.
94May09 4:44 pm This is from Zeylan Whoa, down boy. Take your Ritalin.
94May20 5:37 am from Swagman When the still sea conspires an armour and her sullen and aborted currents breed tiny monsters, true sailing is dead. Awkward instant! And the first animal is jettisoned, legs furiously pumping their stiff green gallop. And heads bob up. Poise. Delicate. Pause. Consent. In mute nostril agony, carefully refined and sealed over. --Jim Morrison 94May20 1:59 pm This is from Zeylan I need more drugs! Damn, this is bad shit, I'm not even feeling a buzz. Ugh. I sure am cold, though. Goddammit, I can't even feel anything except a twinge in my left arm, right below the needle marks. Bleah. Fuck. Shit, I think I'm dying here! Right here in the bathtub! Cool. --Jim Morrison
94May20 11:14 pm from Zeylan I saw the movie Maverick tonight. It was pretty good, but I would have enjoyed it better if the CUNT sitting behind me had shut her mouth for two fucking minutes at a stretch while the movie was playing. The whole time, this Slavic bitch with her thick hairy accent is talking to her retarded husband about what she's watching, repeating every punch line and asking him if he's watching the same thing she's watching. "Ho ho, he fell of da cart, did you zee dat?" Of course he fucking saw it, you dunce. He's sitting right next to you! What, is he in some other theatre? Is everyone watching a different movie than the one you're watching? Do you have to repeat the punch line to EVERY funny line in the movie, as if it's somehow funnier when YOU say it? Jesus fucking christ almighty. Then, halfway through the movie, she goes deaf and loses her English. "Vat did he say?" So her husband has to explain the plot to her. "I don't get it, vat did he mean?" So then he's explaining all the jokes. For chrissakes, buy her the fucking book later, okay? Fucking immigrant. Is it my imagination, or are all Europeans rude and obnoxious? Every single one I've ever met was a waste of plasma. And it really depresses me, because I know that not all Europeans are like that, they CAN'T *ALL* be that bad, but I've never met one that wasn't an asshole. Rude, pushy, arrogant... and goddammit, they don't bathe. The last time I was at Disneyland, I must have counted fifteen French and German people who had absolutely NO concept of standing in lines. They think that if you don't move forward the fucking INSTANT the rest of the line moves, you lose your space in line. So they crowd forward and just step right in front of everyone. And of course everyone gets pissed and pushes them back and these foreign bastards have the nerve to look shocked and surprised, as if their heritage has somehow been trodden on. God forbid we should insult their ancient cultural tradition of "me first, me only". But does anyone say anything to them? Rarely. Because then they'd have to sit through a speech about how they struggled to come to this country and now they have rights that they've earned. As if the rest of us are supposed to wipe their asses because they got on a fucking boat somewhere. Motherfuckers. But I digress. I suppose the thing that REALLY pisses me off is not the fact that this woman was from another country, but that she wouldn't shut up. God dammit, I hate to sound bigoted, I really do; I don't dislike someone just because they're from another culture. I only start disliking them the instant that they do obnoxious stereotypical things or when they act like assholes. I don't dislike people because of their nationality, especially when there are so many REAL reasons to dislike them. It's just easier to single them out when they talk like Colonel Klink and act like the world owes them something and they can do whatever they want. Like I said, before the movie started I could have cared less what her accent was or where she was from. She was having a pleasant conversation with her husband and everything was cool, she wasn't bothering anybody. But then the movie started and she didn't end her pleasant conversation, and that's when she started getting on my nerves. That's when it started to bug me that she left out verbs and adjectives when she spoke. The worst part of it is, here I am bitching about this Slavic woman, when chances are I probably have some Slavic background. Hell, ALL my ancestors came from somewhere else, probably Europe no less. But goddammit, when you ask for directions in France they practically take their dicks out and piss on you right there in the street. I'm not saying that your average American white person isn't rude or obnoxious. Far from it. I guess what I'm saying is that I'm in a pissy mood and I pretty much hate all human beings at this moment. Humans, by nature, are the planet's toejam. Fuck, I am in a dismal mood. My own thoughts are pissing me off. It pisses me off just knowing that I'm thinking this way right now, and that pisses me off even more. When people are in movie theatres, do they think that the laws of physics cease to affect them? Do they think that when they talk to their buddy next to them, the sound only travels into that other person's ear and nowhere else? Or is everyone so socially retarded they just don't give a shit that other people might have paid seven god damn dollars to listen to the ACTORS in the fucking MOVIE and not the ASSHOLE BEHIND THEM? Boggles the mind. And what is the point of yelling things at the screen? When was the last time you saw the characters in the movie respond to an audience member's heckling? Gee, I dunno, but something tells me that they might not be able to hear you. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that this is NOT A PLAY, YOU DUMBFUCK! I don't get it, I really don't. Well, at least I'm not bitter or anything. 94May25 10:48 pm from Colin Campbell I had the problem last year when I saw Jurassic Park, this pair of kids next to me kept yapping about stuff and I was ready to feed them their teeth, and then a light bulb went off over my head, *bink*, and I moved ten rows away. Worked like magic. Dammit. 94May28 2:34 pm from Zeylan See, Colin, the problem with that is that you gave in. You let the little bastards win. They made YOU move, when it should have been YOU farting in their faces and pissing on their shoes or whatever it takes to make THEM do the moving. That's my point. Why the fuck should I move when I was there first and the cretin behind me won't shut up? Fuck that, I say stick your finger down your throat, turn around, and throw up in their lap. Then say, "I'm sorry, but your conversation was making me sick." What're they gonna do? Throw up in retaliation?
94May27 8:59 pm This is from Zeylan So who sets the definition of "poet," then? You? Who the fuck are YOU to call something 'art' when maybe I don't think it's art? Or vice-versa? Get it through your shit head: it's called OPINION. You don't want to call him a poet? Fine, don't call him one, but that doesn't mean he's not one to ME. I say he's a poet, that's what I think. So therefore he's a poet. You don't think he's a poet, so to you he's not a poet. "Poet" and "artist" are not set-in-fucking-stone factual terms. It's not like as if I'm saying "Jim Morrison was a DOCTOR, man, he was a real CARDIOVASCULAR SURGEON in my opinion." No. That's different. Obviously he's _not_ that, even if you think he is. If you can't tell the difference then you're retarded or from some other planet, or maybe both, maybe you're from the Planet of the Retards. And yes, his lyrics are "poetry set to music." That's what a lyric IS, genius. Even if it's BAD poetry, even if it's a BAD lyric, it's still a lyric. Just because you're a stupid person doesn't mean you're not a person. See the difference?
94May27 10:14 pm from Swagman @ Swagland BBS _ East Camino Cielo What do you mean, "Make it official" Bob? It was "official" as soon as Colin asked about it and I posted a time and location. We don't need your validation to make it an "official" -Q. Bob, we think you just made a social faux pas of a minor, yet annoying variety. You don't need to apologize about it though. Live and let live, eh? Nah, perhaps we should sue you in small claims court for breach of etiquette. Hmm, justice through the courts? Hire a lawyer? Nah...
94May30 12:16 pm from Psyche My dad always says abortion should be legal until age 12. But that's when he's feeling especially witty.
94May31 5:06 pm from Psyche The world is becoming more and more entrenched in the stupidity of its inhabitants. I just can't deal with it. I need a gun.
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