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88May13 From Mr Cheese Muffin In NetNews>
I took a bite of strawbrie; its juices stained my pants; I nibbeled on a
croissant, imported straight from France.
I tasted tangy juices, and yogurt sweet & true; I finish off my croissant; now
its time for you!!! JB & RSH
88May13 From BRIAN RICH In NetNews>
Please read the helpful hints that come up when you enter a message. Poetry
comes out the way you want it to when you enter a space at the start of each
line. Otherwise, the program just pushes it all together.
88May15 From keith graham In NetNews>
Like this:
I took a bite of a strawberry,
Its juices stained my pants.
I nibbled on a croisant
imported direct from france.
I tasted tangy juices,
And yogurt sweet and true,
I finished of the croisant,
And now it's time for....speaking of appendages...
88May15 From Mr Cheese Muffin In NetNews>
I think I understand...let me try again. Oh, and thank you for that wonderfull
version of my lastest poem Mr. Graham! It always pleases me to see that my work
inspires the creativity of another man. JB
88May15 From Mr Cheese Muffin In NetNews>
Why did I bathe in the sun today?
Did I do it to get a nice tan?
Why put tan lotion all over my body?
I did it to please a nice man!
Why did I walk to the store today? ?
Did I have lots of money to spend?
Why did I buy these expensive croissants?
I did it for a wonderfull friend!
Why do I smile when I look at you?
Is because of your clothes?
Why do I smile a nice happy smile?
Ask Jesus--he certanly knows!
88May15 From Mr Cheese Muffin In NetNews>
Well, thanks to your wonderfull, generous help, I think Iunderstand it now.
Well, what'd you think, guys?I did that one all by myself, for Rich. JB
88May15 From BRIAN RICH In NetNews>
Bravo.
88May15 From John Kalstrom In NetNews>
Mr. Sulu, prepare for an Xclusion maneuver. Execute.
88May16 From The Plum Tree In NetNews>
My wonderful, true Mr. Cheese Muffin,
Why are you looking so blue?
Is it because someone else took my strawbrie`,
And left nothing but pine-pull for you?
O why, O why Mr. Cheese Muffin,
Aren't you giggling today?
Is it because there's a bug in your beard,
That you're not quite so gay today?
O please let me know, my Muffin delicious,
What's gotten into your cheese.
Is it something unkind, dark, and pernicious--
Something that I couldn't squeeze?
O weapy, I weap and can't sleep, Mr. Muffin,
So tell me what I ought to do.
Fluff up the pillow, then creep to the kitchen,
And find a nice strawbrie` for two?
For Mr. Cheese Muffin! Bye!
88May16 From Mr Cheese Muffin In NetNews>
Oh my! That poem was a charming delight!
It kept us up giggling for half of the night!
Rich wants to say he admires your style;
It gave him a reason to show off his smile
We share our love, and we'll give you some
If you'd be willing to drop us a plum!
We heard that they're tangy and juicy and red,
But we spent our paychecks on cheeses instead!
JB & RSH
88May16 From Mr Cheese Muffin In NetNews>
Oh my!Mr Plum, that was a *delightfull* peice of work!! Rich and I were quite
wrong when we thought we were the only poets aboard the Whale. We give you
ourwarmest compliments, JB & RSH
88May16 From The Plum Tree In NetNews>
The cheese on the Whale
Will never go stale,
With nice boys like Josh and
Rich on its tail!
They sing out their poemes
With voices so fine,
O I wish I could show them,
The strawbrie` that's mine!
So can we, Mr. JB,
Rendevous` in the night--
On a hill, in the grass,
Like two love-birds in flight?
88May16 From The Plum Tree In NetNews>
Oooh!Thank you Mrss. JB and RSH! What,pray tell (he...like in the Church of
Jesus!)does RSH stand four??? I fugired out JB tought!! Bye!
88May16 From Mr Cheese Muffin In NetNews>
Oh, yes, Mr Plum Tree,
So gallant and fair,
If you'd like some love,
We've got it to share!
We share it in restrants,
And at every meal--
Sometimes we share it
Between bites of veal!
We share it in gardens
Beside the green ferns.
We share everything,
We like to take turns.
If you'd like to join us,
Please let us know.
We can be normal,
Or put on a show! JB & RSH
88May16 From Mr Cheese Muffin In NetNews>
Pleased to oblidge! RSH is my roommate, the sweetest, most careing man on this
planet, Richard Hamms. He wont say what the midle innitial is yet (I know, but
Im not saying!!). I call him Rich, and you may also. Bye!! JB & RSH
88May17 From The Plum Tree In NetNews>
I'm delighted to make your aqquaintance, Rich! (Hehehe) Are you shure your the
most careing man on the planet??I think you might have friendly competition
with me here!! Here's a original poeme` with a foriegn feel for my new friends
Josh and Rich:
A rose` for you both,
And your wonderful show...
The thorns removed,
For your sensitive hands.
...such sensetive hands.
HehehE! That was oreintal poetry called huiakow! Those little oreintal
men write such lovely, *sweet* poeme`s!
But sicne Im an American boy (my dad was part Turkish tought, hehe!)
heres a nice American poeme` for you!
The sun goes down,
And my heart flows
With love for the clown
Who once kissed my toes.
I remember his nose,
Red like the rose,
I put in the hole
Of the shirt he had--
O it makes me so sad!
To think of my man,
With his copperish tan...
His moustache that dripped
With cream from the strawbrie` dessert,
O lord does it hurt
When he goes away
And forgets to say
Goodbye.
88May17 From Mr Cheese Muffin
We're so pleased, Mr Plum,
To have you as a freind.
We could tell you're one of us
Because you don't pretend.
Some men hide their feelings,
Some men never smile,
But we agree to share our love,
Just like a happy child!
We welcome you with open arms,
With smiles, and tangy cheese!
Not to mention lots of love,
And juicy strawberies!
JB & RSH
88May17 From Mr Cheese Muffin
I have one thing to say about whoever changed this room name to try to hurt my
feelings and the feelings of Rich and our charming new companion Mr Plum. It
wont work. You will NOT hurt our feelings. You will NOT make us weep. We will
continue to smile and be happy no matter what you call us. Because its a
reflection of you, not us, whenn you call us those words. We are some of the
nicest, most loving, caring men there are, and I pity the person who has so
little understanding of love in his life that the only way he knows to make
himself happy is by trying to make other men sad. JB & RSH
88May17 From keith graham
Your poems are cute,
Your poems are clever,
They rhyme with style and ease.
So, cut out the crap,
This gay parley rap,
Your minds are overflowing with slease.
88May17 From BUCCANEER
Ye be target practice!
88May18 From The Plum Tree
Josh and Rich your letter to the breeder who changed the name of the room can
just be signed with my name too, it was such an adoribly heart fealt message I
just weapt!!! Heres a nice original poeme` just for the person who changed the
name;
People can do what they please
Even when it's wrong.
I'll just sit and munch my cheese,
And write another song.
88May18 From The Plum Tree
Four Josh and Rich
::::::::::::::::::
When you're with eachother on the floor,
Be sure to keep out the cold.
Close the door, and live together till old,
When strawbrie`s will grow on trees,
And every man becomes easy to please,
There will be celebrations of your love.
On a cross, a white winged dove
Will coo, and wink its eye.
Above us in the sky, Jesus will nod
His golden hair, and step down
From his rod, and his eyes so brown
Will flash. He'll say:
"Rich and Josh, you've been chosen.
Come with me, let's get some frozen."
He!He!He! I leaft out the last word but you can guess it thats right
its yogriyt!Do you two enjoy a nice vanilla yogrit?Oooo I just love it.How
about a threesome?
88May19 From keith graham
Strawberry fields forever.
I always walk through strawberry fields if it means less walking.
You might say it is a strawberry shortcut.
88May19 From The Plum Tree
Ooh!Mr. Graham that's an adorible story !I rather enjoyed the part about
strawbrie`s very much.Are you a writer by any chance? Heres' a haiokow for
you!!
Mr. Graham likes strawbrie`s,
And bikes along fields with his
Leg muscles bulging oooishly.
Perhaps RSH and JB and moi have a new friend perhaps?
88May19 From The Plum Tree In oe~YP568_? u
Well I never had've guessed.But rather I don't like noise much just soft
heavenly music from angels and cherubs.Do I have to make noises? If so yuo
know what kind they'll be!!!!
88May19 From Zaphod Beeble Brox
Phart, Phart, Phart, Phart all I do Is Phart. Ho Hum dooble deeble dum
all I do is Phart.....
88May19 From BUCCANEER
u die.
88May19 From The Plum Tree
Oooh isn't this unfiar!!!I write my nice questionaire in one room and they put
it in here...I think that's segregation, sir!Whyfore are you trying to lock me
away in one room when I have just as much to say as anyone else of learned
standings???Well I won't let it get to me but youre' not pushing me around!!!
88May19 From keith graham
Plum tree had a phaggot pharm,
E I E i oooh.
88May19 From Mr Cheese Muffin
Here's our newest! Enjoy! (Rich says he'll give a prize to who ever gueses what
its about!)
Ode to a Cheese
Oh! You're so Tangy!
Such a dainty, nice delight!
I'd really love to taste you,
If you'd let me take a bite!
Oh! you're so yummy!
You must be made in France!
I took a single nibble,
And already wish to dance!
Oh! You're so luscious!
So tangy, sweet, and true!
Yet, you are a mystery:
You're yellow and you're Bleu!
Oh! You're so scrumptious!
I wish that I had more!
You're just too much to resist-
I'm heading towards the store!
88May19 From Mr Cheese Muffin
Rich and I would love to meet you both! If intrested, send us male! PS-mabey
we could go for a yougrit? We dont share our cheese on the first date! JB & RSH
88May19 From Zaphod Beeble Brox In Dead Letters>
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88May19 From Zaphod Beeble Brox In Toy computers>
Phart, Phart, Phart, Phart all I do is Phart. Ho Hum dooble deeble dum
all I do is Phart......
88May19 From Zaphod Beeble Brox In oe~YP568_? u
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88May19 From The Plum Tree In oe~YP568_? u
Again allow me to ask, nice men, is it complusory for me to make noise here,.
or can I write a nice poeme` about the fine and wonderful times of my life as a
little cute boy?
88May20 From The Plum Tree
In repiste to Rich's newest delightfull poeme`, heres my guess'!!!
Curios About Your Cheese
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O my, a twinkle in an eye,
Is there time for us to say 'Hi',
While we dine with the shine
Of Jesus' love high in the sky?
Could Rich's cheese be holy Swiss
With the flavor that you love to miss?
Or could it be tangy brie,
A smack of lips when we embrace,
A delight to see, in any old place?
Could Rich be thinking
Of the cheese for drinking
Sparkling rose` wine with?
Or is it a myth
That limburger goes so well with chabli?
Let's you and me
Give it a try,
And have some over at TCBY!
88May20 From The Plum Tree
OOOOOooooOOOOoooh!Yes I'd absilutely adore a nice rendevous` with you and Rich
at TCBY perhaps. (OOh and I respect you for not wanting to share your cheese on
the first meeting perhaps!) That sounds so adoribly quaint and sinfully
sweet!Ooh I can hardle wait!
88May20 From blake henry
What comes after 'w'?
88May21 From keith graham
Tell me, tell me, tell me please,
Who's the wise guy that cut the cheese?
88May21 From The Plum Tree
An elegant prince
Tossed his curly hair,
And ever since then
I've had to stare
At the place where
I want to go again.
88May22 From keith graham
You've obviously been looking at Prince's new album which has this slime
individually posing naked on his new LP cover.
88May22 From Mr Cheese Muffin
Prince is a *charmer*! Oh, that man could please!! He is so wonderfuly slim &
dainty with a nice golden brown skin toune! I admire those in a man! JB
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88May28 From Wishbone
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