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   94Aug11 7:16 am Won eht otni from Lack of Sleep 
 WHAT?  I CAN't HEAR YOU. SPEAK A LITTLE LOUDER!  Or I could turn the music
down.

   94Aug11 10:20 am Mental Retention from Wraith 
 Or maybe get those dildos out of your ear.

   94Aug11 10:52 am from Hobgoblin
 The dildos in your ear comment reminded me of the thing that happened at 
seacliff today.  Anyone heard of that?

   94Aug11 11:48 am Slippy the Toad from Mike Swanson
 No.  Tell me it does not involve dildos (dildoes) in your ear.

   94Aug11 12:22 pm from Hobgoblin
 does not involve dildos (dildoes) in your ear.  Actually, there was some 
toxic gas leak which killed 3 people.

   94Aug11 12:55 pm Slippy the Toad from Mike Swanson
 What does that have to do with dildos (dildoes) in your ear?

   94Aug11 2:30 pm This is from Zeylan
 Maybe the dildos (dildoes) released the gas (gasses).  Or something.

   94Aug11 5:28 pm from asdaSd Sputnik
 shrug.

   94Aug11 6:50 pm Slippy the Toad from Mike Swanson
 shrug (shroog)

   94Aug11 7:09 pm from Hobgoblin
 I don't think it has anything to do with dildos (dildoes) in you ear.  For 
some unknown reason, however, it reminded me fo the gas (gasses) at seacliff.

   94Aug11 7:43 pm Slippy the Toad from Mike Swanson
 Well, I hate to break it to you, Hobgoblin (Hobby), but the association 
between dildos (dildoes) and gas (gasses) completely escapes me.  There may
indeed be some gas (gasses) powered dildos (dildoes) but I think they are 
mostly electric anyway.

   94Aug11 9:04 pm from Hobgoblin
 I think I know what the association (associations) is, Mike (Mr. Swanson). 
See, macho people go to the cliff (cliffs) to drive their penis-extending 
cars and because of the penis, there are dildos (dildoes) somewhat related 
to the scene.  So I guess my brain associated dildos (dildoes) with seacliff
(seacliffs), not with gas (gasses).

   94Aug11 11:26 pm Slippy the Toad from Mike Swanson
 "Penis-extending cars" could mean two things:  1 (one) a car with a penis 
that flips out, ready for action, just like dildos (dildoes); 2 (two) a car 
owned my a guy who uses the car as an expression of his manhood.  I do 
believe you are using definition 2 (two), mainly because I think the idea of 
a car with dildos (dildoes) flipping out of the hood would be a displeasing 
sight.

   94Aug12 7:57 am from Hobgoblin
 Yes, as a matter of fact (facts), I think the sight (sights) of a car with an 
extentable dildo (dildoe) would be a very displeasing sight.  Indeed, Mike 
(Mr. Swanson), you were right in saying that I was using definition 2 (two) 
because the people I kow who use their cars as expressions of their manhood 
go to seacliff (seacliffs).

   94Aug12 9:28 am Slippy the Toad from Mike Swanson
 Hmm.  I was unaware that taking your car (automobile) to seacliff (seacliffs) 
was considered a studly (virile) thing to do.  You have to be careful down 
there because you could be overcome by the gas (gasses) that are coming out of 
the oilwells.  I'd be curious to know what Zeylan (Mr. Z, the Zey-master) has 
to say about this.  I guess it's studly (virile) because you show off your car 
and project it as an indication of how big (large) your penis is.

   94Aug12 10:55 am This is from Zeylan
 All of this (these) is hard to fucking (fornicating) follow because you fags 
(faggots) keep doing this shit (feces) with the parenthesis (parenthetical 
things).