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   94Jul23 1:00 pm This is from Zeylan
I want to know who the motherfuckers are who tie this line up for 5 hours at a 
fucking stretch.  Do you people read really slow or something?  Go enroll in 
the Reading Is Fundemental program or that other Hooked On Phonics or Hooked 
on Mescaline or whatever it is. 

   94Jul23 2:10 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
1800Abcdefg 

   94Jul23 4:11 pm join me from GREAT CTHULHU
I'm interested in that "Hooked on Mescaline" program 

   94Jul23 4:37 pm Moof! from Mike Swanson
Dial 1-800-DRY-HEAVES 

   94Jul23 6:47 pm To Psyche from Luminary Coremaster
Curse you for lying.  You twist around words to justify your deceptions.  
Curse you for trying to get me to dislike Lack of Sleep.  Curse you for trying 
to get me to dislike Rook.  Curse you for hurting people with your 
deceptions.  Perhaps you feel the need to control people, because you do not 
have a stable homelife, and move around a lot, and feel helpless to your 
surroundings.  You are not a bad person, but you have done some very wrong 
things to people.   

   94Jul23 7:37 pm To Sputnik from Luminary Coremaster
Curse you for not standing up for what you think is right.  Even you admitted 
to me, on Gaiasys, that Psyche had been egging you on to attack me.  I hope 
that someday you will not feel such a strong need to fit in, to the extent of 
hurting others and compromising your beliefs to do it.  

   94Jul23 7:39 pm To Mike Swanson from Luminary Coremaster
You never believed me.  You gave me absolutly no credit for many things I have 
mentioned on this BBS.  Why could you not believe the thing about my name 
being in some guy's book?   Why did you think that it was your place to 
automatically attack me?  You can be very hilarious at times, and I like you 
for that, but I wish you had a concept of the benefit of the doubt.  

   94Jul23 7:43 pm To Zeylan from Luminary Coremaster
You never believed me either.  You STILL probably think that I was Paul 
Gonzales on Enterprise.  How can you be so consistantly cruel and uncaring?  
You're so nice in person; I hate to think it's a put-on.  I've always been 
nice to you, I've never attacked you without cause, and you know this.  Why do 
you constantly discredit me when I have something to say?   Maybe you're just 
sitting there, laughing, playing the telcom game.  Who knows.  You can still 
have the $20 for the Devo record; you can still do a rant on a show with me.  
But I just want you to know that you have succeeded in hurting me.  Calling me 
paranoid was the most recent incident.  I thought you and Airalin were 
friends; and you called me paranoid for pointing out that her other friends 
were hurting her.  It doesn't mattert anymore though.  

   94Jul23 7:47 pm To Airalin from Luminary Coremaster
I wish you hadn't shared my dream with everybody.  Now it's just another thing 
for HobPsySput to make fun of me over.  And of course they don't believe it; 
why should they?  It's much more to their advantage to say I lied.  You know 
they were mean to Void, thinking it was you.  You know that they were cold and 
cruel to YOU directly, too.  They probably told you that they thought my dream 
was a lie (Sputnik surprised me by bringing up the dream in another room here 
recently).  But it wasn't.  It was just a dream; Charlotte told me it was 
psychic, and you told me it was psychic.  When I first mentioned it, I just 
thought it was kind of weird and interesting, as it was a vivid and emotional 
dream, until I was told it was psychic and symbolic.  And that's the complete 
truth.  I don't care if anybody believes me or not.  At least I know I've 
tried to do the right thing.  And I'm not mad or angry at you; just hurt.  

   94Jul23 7:51 pm To Void from Luminary Coremaster
You have deceived me.  I don't know who you are, but you are NOT who you claim 
to be.  I have enough proof so that, at the very least, I know you are not the 
person you say you are.  I have enough respect for you so that I'll tell you 
my findings in mail.  Of course, you can say that I was wrong or didn't send 
you mail at all, if you wish; I don't mind.  But at least you know what you've 
done.  It makes me sad that you've lied to me, but hey--- That's what telcom 
is all about, right?  

   94Jul23 7:54 pm To Yacub from Luminary Coremaster
Thanks for being a pal.  You're a good person and you think for yourself.  
You're independant and witty and very cool in general.  You also play the 
guitar very well.  I mean all of this honestly, and I have no idea whether or 
not I'll talk to or see you again; but you're a very neat person and thanks 
for being a friend.  

   94Jul23 7:54 pm To Wraith from Luminary Coremaster
You're a maniac. :>  

   94Jul23 7:55 pm To Lack of Sleep from Luminary Coremaster
Keep up the fight, friend.   

   94Jul23 7:35 pm To Hobgoblin from Luminary Coremaster
Curse you for doing things to people that you know are wrong.  I'm saddened.  

   94Jul23 8:37 pm Moof! from Mike Swanson
Now I know why the BBS was so busy. 

   94Jul23 8:45 pm Moof! from Mike Swanson
I never doubted that the name appeared in the book (though GETTING SOME 
EVIDENCE - or QUOTING THE BOOK with PAGE NUMBERS would be a good idea) but I 
did think that it was took quite a bit of hubris on your part for you to 
assume that a famous science fiction writer would be ripping you off. 
 
Luminary, I think the biggest problem here is that you take the chatter and 
repartee here too seriously.  Almost all of it is meant in fun, and not to be 
taken to heart.  You have a bad way of lording over others what YOU perceive 
to be the moral high ground and not understanding that the world is more 
complicated than that.  What can be particularly offensive is when you take 
facetious chatter here seriously and then become preachy and moralistic (like 
above.)   
 
None of us here are interested in hurting others.  But when you accuse others 
here of being clique-ish (is that a word?) and intentionally hurtful, you 
isolate yourself from others.  Your words hurt others as well. 

   94Jul23 9:02 pm This is from Zeylan
Luminary, do you remember the conversation about switching from ballhugger 
briefs to boxers?  I think you should read up on that.  The stress is getting 
to you. 

   94Jul23 10:39 pm from Hobgoblin
Luminary.  Okay.  Do you mind telling me what this "HobPsySput" crap is?  The 
little "clique" that you constantly refer to?  Do you mind telling me how I 
make fun of you?  Do you mind telling me what things I did that I "know are 
wrong?"  No, "I'm saddened." 

   94Jul23 11:18 pm Moof! from Mike Swanson
Gads, the boy is acting like a cokehead.  Sit down, LC, and have some iced tea 
and play some video games or something.  Go buy a Genesis.  Take a walk.  Fly 
a kite. 

   94Jul23 11:45 pm from Sputnik
wow.  Hope you didnt think to long and hard to write out that, luminary.  It 
sounds like a suicide note.  Anyway.  HOW do you know I dont stand up for 
things that are right?  You dont know me. You arent god.  Dont judge me.  
Yes.  There is that one time hat I told you that Psyche was egging me on to 
attack you.  But that was a looong time ago, huh?  And that wAs one incident.  
Do you base everything you know..er..think you know upon one experience?  HAve 
I been dammed for life cuz I  listened to Psyche and finnaly did realize 
that you are and idiot a lot of the time????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   And I 
dont feel such "a strong need to fit in.'  umm...Justify your statement 
please.  The topic of "you dont even know me" comes in right here.  I dont 
like you very much.  Curse you for your hasty quick judgements on people.  
Curse you for being a jerk to me and then complaing that people shouldnt be 
negative.  Curse you for being a hypocrite.  But the one thing that bothers 
me, is that you base your opinions on single isolated incidents.  I want you 
to justify what you said about me.  ok?  is that to hard?  You can make it 
wacky if you want.  You cvan make a plenty cheap shots at me too.  I would be 
expecting it anyway. I pity you.  I never eally disliked you luminary, until 
you got mad when I told you to shut up.  

   94Jul24 12:07 am from Ursi
Luminary.  You sound dumb.  giggle.  omigawd.   

   94Jul24 12:19 am Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
Luminary... this is what suicidals do.  STOP STOP STOP!  This is madness, 
madness I say!  Don't take everything so seriously.  Of COURSE Zeylan's an 
asshole.  That's not YOUR fault.  Mike never said anything horribly 
blasphemous to you.  I never saw anything from Sputnik, Psyche, or Hobgoblin 
until you all started arguing somewhere about something REALLY stupid, if I 
remember.  Ah, it all started with the "You MIGHT be wrong" thing.  And now 
this!  Why? WHY!?  Stop the madness!  STop the torture!  
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! 

   94Jul24 2:11 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Torture?  Um.  I don't think so, really.  I got the thought of him committing 
suicide also.  And I guess it seem that way to most of us.  Except maybe those 
who ducked.  and it went over their heads.  Fight on.  To the death if 
needed.  But only for a worthy cause.  Don't worry all.  He is strong.  Trust 
me on this one.  he's not one to give up.  I'm the one that would give up more 
easily.  And I have.  BUT, me and my lack of masochism keeps me going.  And 
each and every sunset also.  Butt hay.  This is rather cool.  Now the mood has 
rather changed.  Almost to the point of, as if it were in mail.  (tounge 
twister there for ya, it still makes sense amazingly enough.  Oh and the 
sarcasm is nonexistant at the moment due to the serious mood that is rather 
deep, yes, deep.)  "And this is life as I know it."  {inhale, exhale}  "Talk 
hard." 

   94Jul24 2:56 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Oh and Sputnik, Lumie nor I created the Psyche Hob Yacub Airy clique by 
individualising ourselves.  They made it all by themselves.  I wait for the 
day when a couple of my friends finally get around to getting modems.  Angst 
for example.  Then the clique won't seem so powerful, and the ego of 
domination will be no longer.  AWWe, deny what you will.  And you people need 
to understand yourselves and let yourselves know of what you do and show 
yourselves to be.  All most of you ever do is attack for being lame with 
lameness.  And that doesn't take away from your lameness, either.  It does 
more of the opposite than anything else.  I do rather agree that anything not 
in mail shouldn't be taken very seriously.  But think about it for a second.  
What good does it do to attack/heckle with lameness without any other talk?  
You people of the clique or quack Angst has so approapriately named it, you 
people talk outside the bbs about stuff that not some lame attack or heckle.  
Wait let me shorten that.  You people do all the talking about the bbs 
matters, outside the bbs.  When it should atleast go on a little  bit online.  
Other wise all a user sees is a bunch of lame messages and retorts that have 
no value what so ever and that's how they see you.  It appears that the Poetry 
room is the only room that has any non-superficial conversation, even tho it 
really isn't much of a conversation, but instead a poetic form of depth that 
is the only signs of a brain, or brains.  I have actually come to respect 
Sputnic er Sputnik, due to how good his poetry that he has shown, is.  Psyche, 
I know you can write some good stuff, but you never post any of it.  Why not?  
Yacub, I know you are the closet idealist of the group.  Stand out.  Let it be 
known that you have depth.  I'm referring to on here, btw.  "Raise up in the 
cafeteria and stab them with your plastic forks!"  Don't take me wrong.  I 
admit, I don't know most of you at a non-cyber level that well.  But on a 
cyber level, I think I know you all pretty well.  Any real sudden changes in 
ones cyber personal is due to your non cyber personaity, which like I said, I 
don't know you all that well at that level.  This whole S.N.A.F.U. has occured 
due t Lumie, and maybe me, being his and my own's self.  I.e. no really 
drastic lameness that isn't a our non-cyberself as apposed to our cyber 
selves.  And thus we don't mask our true selves so that we 'look' better to 
others.  And that is where the 'quack/clique' is so fucked in the logic.  OH 
well.  That's enough as is, no make that too much.  So you can stop ducking 
now, and let things go over your heads with out your added assistance of 
mentally ducking.  All I have left to say is, Think about it.  Now lets get 
back to the cynics of this well lopsided board.   

   94Jul24 6:00 am Moof! from Mike Swanson
Feel the power of The Clique.  It hates Lack of Sleep and must tear him apart 
with its fearsome maw. 

   94Jul24 8:38 am from Psyche
God. This is out of control. Wait. Let me go read my curse again, and respond 
to it. DON'T GO ANYWHERE. 

   94Jul24 8:46 am from Psyche
Ok. The best part was when he told me it was all because I don't have a 
"stable homelife." Jesus Christ. WHat do you know about my homelife, Jason? I 
think moving around a lot has made me a stronger person, and all these 
accusations you hurl at me seem to have no basis in reality. Let me explain. 
We were friends once. I respected you a lot, found you funny, and smart, and 
thought we had a lot in common. I still think this, to a great extent. But 
what I've come to realize, which changes everything, is that you are TOO 
stubborn and TOO closeminded and WAY TOO judgemental of me. "SO I said fuck 
it. I said so be it." I don't think we'd make very good friends, so I had no 
problems with answering your attacks here. One thing you fail to see is this 
is NOT A ONE WAY STREET. I didn't just wake up one day and saym "hum de dum, I 
think I'll attack Jason today." I was provoked, asI'm sure you feel you were. 
You, as Sputnik put it, "can dish it out, but you can't take it." I don't know 
where all this "battle" and "clique" and "fight" stuff came from. For me, I 
decided not to be friends with you, and am having fun with my other friends, 
and because we get along so well we are called the "clique". It's so silly. 
I'm sorry that you are so paranoid. I am sorry that you have to see everything 
as a black and white, good vs. evil situation. But I am happy that I have good 
friends, and I am happy with myself, la dee dah. Bye, now. 

   94Jul24 9:14 am from Psyche
And loS: NO ONE IS NATURALLY NAMED "ANGST." that is SO OBNOXIOUS. 

   94Jul24 9:22 am from Sputnik
well.  LoS.  Is all this like a fight for you?  Thats ridiculous. This is a 
BBS. And this "clique" thing is out-of control too.  oooh.  IS it agains tht 
elaw to  be friends with people on a BBS ?  Soory.  I didnt know that 
law.  And  same for Luminary.  "Keep up the fight friend!"  gawd.  what the 
hell?   This  isnt a fight or "battle" for me.  Thats soooo  stupid. Thats 
something Id do if  I were in 6 th grade.  or 7th grade.  maaaybe 8th grade.  
But gees louise guys.  Gimme a fucking break. 

   94Jul24 12:44 pm from Hobgoblin
This is dumb.  I could go on and on and on, but I'll refrain. 

   94Jul24 1:42 pm Moof! from Mike Swanson
Sounds to me like Luminary needs to do some growing up. 


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