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   94Feb16 6:05 pm from Psyche
 AH! It worked!  I knew it would! NEXT, I go after the LLAMA.

   94Feb16 7:11 pm from Luminary Coremaster
 Not the LLAMA! NO!! Maybe I shall confuse you with a DECOY! Yes, you guessed
it--- The DOLLY-LLAMA!

   94Feb17 12:53 am from Murray Headroom
 If the llama were melting on a clock, would it be a Dali llama?

   94Feb17 1:03 pm from Jabba
 La llama es un cuadrupedo que vive in Argentina.

   94Feb17 5:12 pm from Psyche
 Yes, it is. And that won't save you, Luminary! Because then I'll just go
after the GOLLY-LLAMA!

   94Feb17 6:20 pm from Swagman
 Perhaps it were ham on rye on a Kaiser roll, it would be Deli llama.

   94Feb17 7:28 pm from Luminary Coremaster
 And if he gets into all sorts of wacky hijinks, he'd be the FOLLY-LLAMA!

   94Feb17 10:31 pm from Murray Headroom
 And in the Taj Mahal it's a Delhi llama.

   94Feb18 6:55 pm from Swagman
 And if it's out in video, it's Telly llama...

   94Feb18 9:58 pm from Homer the Rat
 and if it's on the ratio, it's audirata...

   94Feb19 5:53 pm from Luminary Coremaster
 And if it's out during Christmas, it's the Holly-Llama!

   94Feb19 6:33 pm from Swagman
 Or a country singer with hooters, it's the Dolly-llama

   94Feb19 6:48 pm from Math Blaster
 Or a llama, it's the llama-llama!

   94Feb19 8:39 pm from Swagman
 Or if it's Rush Limbaugh, it's a Belly llama...

   94Feb19 8:47 pm from Mr Pube
 And Zeylan is the pointy headed-llama

   94Feb19 10:01 pm from Murray Headroom
 If it's an Iberian singer/actor who you've never actually seen in a movie,
it's like he only does guest spots on other people's Xmas specials, it's
Fernando Llama.

   94Feb20 9:16 am from Swagman
 And if it's a cross between sneakers and cowboy boots, it's a tennie-llama

   94Feb20 1:13 pm from Psyche
 IF it's really happy, it's a JOLLY-llama.

   94Feb20 3:54 pm from Swagman
 And if it's a gang-member, it's a Homie-llama.

   94Feb20 6:27 pm from Luminary Coremaster
 And if it has a brother nicknamed "The Beaver," it's the WALLY-Llama!

   94Feb20 9:27 pm from Swagman
 And if it's 3-day old socks, it's Smelly-llama.

   94Feb21 1:16 am from Psyche
 If it's a scottish LASSIE, it's a cOLLIE-llama!

   94Feb21 5:21 am from Luminary Coremaster
 And if it's a United States general convicted of selling arms to the enemy,
it's the Ollie-Llama!

   94Feb21 7:41 am from Swagman
 And if it's a high school junior who thinks Lieutenant Colonel North was a
General, then it's a Lumie-llama...

   94Feb21 8:11 am from Luminary Coremaster
 Ha! And if it's a Sysop who forgot that a certain user is now a high school
senior, then it's a Swaggie-Llama! ;>

   94Feb21 11:18 am from Math Blaster
 Hahahaha!  And if it's a high school senior who pointed out that a Sysop
forgot the certain user is a high school Senior, then it's a Laugh-a-llama.

   94Feb21 1:09 pm from Murray Headroom
 Getting back to the south seas, it could be a Bali-llama.

   94Feb21 1:18 pm from Murray Headroom
 If it were the Sec'y Gen of the UN, it would be Boutros Boutros Ghali Llama.

   94Feb21 2:44 pm from Swagman
 And if we keep this game up, it's silly-llama...

   94Feb21 3:43 pm from Felix
 And if I keep reading this room, I qualify as insane-llama

   94Feb21 4:23 pm from Swagman
 If we keep on with this same gag it will be Lame-oh-llama.

   94Feb21 7:04 pm from Colin Campbell
   Llama-Rama!

   94Feb21 10:00 pm from Felix
 And if Swag is right (as he is now) I'd be in agreement-llama

   94Feb22 7:16 am from Swagman
 And if you need your lawn mowed, get a woolly-llama

   94Feb22 8:41 am from Misha
 Boutros Boutros Gilooly.

   94Feb22 5:38 pm from Psyche
 I was gonna say it was a LLAMA-RAMA, but COlin beat me to it. Aw, shucks.

   94Feb22 8:20 pm from Zeylan
 Shama Llama Ding Dong.

   94Feb22 9:18 pm from Psyche
 Llama pajama party.

   94Feb23 2:27 pm from Luminary Coremaster
 Llama-O-Rama? Hehe... and if the llama is particularly red, then it's a
Commie-Llama!

   94Feb23 7:51 pm from Felix
 And if it likes conspiracies, it's an Ollie-llama (?)

   94Feb23 9:49 pm from Swagman
 BUZZZZZZZZZZZTTTT!  You're out Felix.  Ollie-llama has aready been said...

   94Feb24 4:03 pm from Luminary Coremaster
 OH! Felix gets the boot, he used one already said!
     Does that make him a Plagure-llama?

   94Feb24 4:50 pm from Math Blaster
 If this keeps going it'll be idiotic-llama.

   94Feb24 7:20 pm from Vixen
 Maybe what we need is a chaperone?  Call the Mama-llama!

   94Feb24 8:21 pm from Psyche
 Can't top that.

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