95Jun11 12:35 pm from Formula 409 Ha. There's nothing new in Santa Barbara telecom. It's all been done before. This is our 3rd or 4th Zeylan. Luminary Coremasters are dime a dozen. My predecessor, "Fantastik", was doing the same stuff years ago. It's no small secret that today's "Bob Blaylock" is actually the grandson of the original Bob Blaylock. 95Jun11 2:20 pm from Luminary Coremaster I'm in syndication! 95Jun11 2:58 pm from Formula 409 Of course. The rights to "Luminary Coremaster" were distributed through Paramount/Viacom years ago, and it's only because of the non-exclusivity contracts that "Luminary Coremaster" can appear on multiple local BBSes. Plans for a spinoff, "Luminary" or "Paul H." have been bandied about, but are invariably put off. (A little inside rumor: "brian"'s ratings are dropping dramatically, and the odds are that he will not be renewed for the fall season. The internal debate among the writers is whether to kill him off, or have a tasteful "goodbye" episode.) Ratings for the first year of "Norbus" have been mostly positive, though there was a definite rough patch early on. Fortunately, there was some tinkering with the character, and he's become more accessible and warm-hearted, stealing some of the traditional "Colin Campbell" audience. (Of course the recent upload of the Norbus .GIF boosted ratings dramtically, because everyone was previously under the impression he was a grizzled old toothless 73-year-old retiree with a Commodore VIC-20 and 300 baud modem.) It also appears that "Zeylan" has recently his his stride, winning out in the recent sweeps period with a successful report on Internet providers on the Bowhead, and his new Santa Barbara Telecom WWW page is bound to boost ratings and Q-factor. "Lack of Sleep" still wins the hearts of the MTV and alternative viewers, but the soulful angst of "Leqi" may yet pull ahead. 95Jun11 6:47 pm from Swagman In the meantime, Swagman, fades into the ignominy of polite obscurity... 95Jun11 7:27 pm from Stranger It's safer there, take it from me... 95Jun11 8:09 pm from Formula 409 It is true that Swagman carries a pretty traditional audience, but advertisers love him because he's able to pull in the younger-crowd as well. 95Jun11 8:21 pm from Spock Norbus actually is 73 and toothless, but he knows how to use photoshop. 95Jun11 10:33 pm from Formula 409 There go his ratings. 95Jun11 11:35 pm from The Wombat Yeah, On AOL there are maybe 50 Wombats. I'm the only philosophical one, but sheesh! Lostof the little buggers. Also, I searched the member directory for my real name, and found about 9 or 10 people who share my name. One who interested me especially lives in Texas. 95Jun12 12:46 am from Norbus Actually, You already see me as I am. 95Jun12 1:12 am from Mordrak yeah los, but does it say sandwich artist? 95Jun12 6:24 am from Lack of Sleep No, but it looks just like me, except a lot younger, DON'T YOU REMEMBER DAMN IT???? 95Jun12 7:01 am from Formula 409 "Psyche" is in reruns at present, and is pretty much getting whupped in the ratings by "Leqi." 95Jun12 7:10 am from Psyche Aw, gee. 95Jun12 7:10 am from Psyche I guess it's time to get out of the business. 95Jun12 7:38 am from Formula 409 Well, maybe you just need an exciting co-star or something. 95Jun12 11:53 am from Luminary Coremaster Unfortunalty, the short-lived "Psyche & Airalin" plotline was cut short, leaving Psyche without a major conflict. As her role is often involved in plot complications, her audience thrives on her "alternative" outlook and rebellious "sassy" attitude. Leqi went up considerably in the ratings when she posted more cryptic messages, although the audience was split when it was discovered they were John Waters quotes; half the audience was impressed, while the other half isn't aware of him and took the view that it was unoriginal. Cameos by NeWsTyLe are always well-received, being that the audience seems to be split between liking his viewpoints, or Zeylan's biting sarcasm towards him. In that respect, marketing developed a Zeylan t-shirt that says, "Zzzz... NeWsTyLe's HeRe" which are doing quite well with the younger audience, and the older-400-pound-women-who-wear-tank-tops-and-tight-green-pants-in-Vons audience. Meanwhile, cameos by Math Blaster are a big deal, everybody loves the child genius boy prodigy types, and the audience especially has a sweet-spot for Little Rascal when she shows up. Lately, the more "adult" humor of Swagman has been popular with more mature audiences and junior high kids alike, but oddly enough Mr. Pube hasn't been around lately to rack up points with his somewhat limited "entertainment news" about Quentin Tarintino. 95Jun12 12:49 pm from Formula 409 Luminary Coremaster's about to get cancelled. 95Jun12 2:29 pm from Spock Exactly how is a character cancelled? Bleating in public they fall on his neck with a scream? 95Jun12 3:17 pm from Yacub *sniff* 95Jun12 5:39 pm from Formula 409 Don't worry, lil Yacub, you're doing just fine against "Blossom"
read Forward 93May26 9:08 pm from Mike Swanson My brother always gets some serious stomach dysfunction when he eats the meat at Taco Bell. 93May26 9:46 pm from Amarantheus I get serious stomach dysfunction when I SMELL anything from taco bell. That place is icky! 93May26 9:53 pm from Mike Swanson Don't sniff so much. 93May26 10:16 pm from Personal Jesus Its to spicey for me. 93May26 10:23 pm from Gwar I used to eat there a lot but not for about a month. I don't think it's hot at all...In fact, just about anything needs at least two hot sauces first. (Also handy for shining up tarnished metals. 93May26 11:26 pm Nihilist Ravings from Null Cypher I always hit up Tio Alberto's when I get the Mex Food craving. 93May27 8:51 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster I like Taco Bell. I guess my immune system isn't as bad as I thought it was. 93May27 11:19 pm Zeylan is so cool from InSanE Within. Paco Smell gives me terminal gas. So beware on Wednesdays. 93May28 1:06 am from Amarantheus I like Superica Taqueria, Senor Frog's, and Delgado's for Mex food. 93May28 5:59 pm DDX is COOL from PCO Who actually calls it Tio Alberto's? It is tacos apaculpo or TA's. I like Taco Bell for the prices. 93May28 6:41 pm bumper sticker from armon d'jarmon the best mexican food is homemade. la tolteca is good too. 93May28 6:47 pm from Amarantheus My best friend in elementary school was Mexican, and her family used to own a Mexican restaurant.. I loved eating over at their house. 93May28 8:30 pm from longboarder Hey this is my first posting! I have to say that the Taqueria Cuca's is, I think, the best place in town for a killer Torta or Burrito. There are two. 1. Micheltorena and San Andreas (West Side) 2. Meigs and Cliff (Mesa) go there, order a Torta de Carne Asada and an "agua Fresca." you'll be VERY pleased! . 93May28 10:42 pm Here's your new MCF from Personal Jesus But how can you stand all the peppers? Yuck! 93May28 11:36 pm from Gwar My dad used to have a neighbor who made tamales and sold them around the neighborhood. Thems was good eatin'. 93May29 8:27 am Pure Bullshit, from Swagman Be careful there, longboarder. Posting on BBS's can become a slightly addictive process. Rememeber and savor your first post as you would the the first sip of fine wine, your first taste of a beautiful woman, or the first glass face of ocean wave in the clear light of the morning sun. Relish and savor your first posting experience because all too soon it becomes just another bullshit brick in the bullshit wall that is the existential reality of telecom. 93May29 12:22 pm WOO HOO! from Gwar But, as clearly stated, that's pure bullshit. ;) 93May29 12:53 pm WOO HOO! from Personal Jesus I hate tamale wrappers!@ Taco Bell>
95Jun18 1:44 pm from Luminary Coremaster I'm listening to Wall of Voodoo at the moment. 95Jun18 8:59 pm from Nigel Why didn't they call it Voodoo Wall? I mean, there isn't a band called "The Femmes of Violence." 95Jun18 9:08 pm from Formula 409 "The Blossoms of Gin" 95Jun18 10:19 pm from Zeylan "The Stones of Rolling" 95Jun18 10:22 pm from Formula 409 "The Floyd of Pink" 95Jun18 10:35 pm from Zeylan "The Bowie of David" 95Jun18 10:57 pm from Formula 409 "The 2 of U" 95Jun18 11:02 pm from Zeylan "The Vo of De" 95Jun18 11:30 pm from Formula 409 "The 52s of B" 95Jun19 9:50 am from Nigel Oh no. 95Jun19 9:50 am from Nigel "Pumpkins of Smashing" 95Jun19 9:51 am from Nigel "The EM of R" 95Jun19 10:32 am from Psyche "The Ders of Bree." 95Jun19 12:13 pm from Formula 409 "The Tap of Spinal" 95Jun19 4:06 pm from Zeylan "The Les of Beat" 95Jun19 5:43 pm from Formula 409 I don't know about that one, Zeylan. 95Jun19 6:04 pm from Psyche "The Big Bad of the Voodoos of Daddy" 95Jun19 6:22 pm from Zeylan Fine. How about "The O of Wh" 95Jun19 7:38 pm from Yacub Oh, so this is where it came from. 95Jun19 8:49 pm from Luminary Coremaster The origin of the octupus makes the worm discern. 95Jun19 9:08 pm from Formula 409 No, I think it would be the "Who of The" 95Jun19 11:48 pm from Nigel The Vana or Nir 95Jun20 1:41 am from Psyche The Hickey of Doy 95Jun20 3:03 am from Amarantheus fI'm listening to Logic Trance II 95Jun20 7:10 am from Formula 409 Trace II of Logic? 95Jun20 12:16 pm from Spock The Halls of Medicine 95Jun20 11:46 pm from Nigel The 409 of Formula
95Jun19 9:24 am from Nanook I know someone. ANd her boyfriends name is Bill. ANd he has a friend named ted. And, dude. They go on excellent adventures. 95Jun19 9:43 am from Nigel Don't they fuck liek rabbits all night long, all three of them gigglefuck?!?!?!?!?!!!?!? HEEEHEEE 95Jun19 10:29 am from Psyche "I'm over Erin. I'm so over her." "I'm over Nathan. It doesn't bother me at all. I'm so totally over Nathan." "So I saw Jeremy the other night. It wasn't uncomfortable. Because I'm over him. I'm SO over him." 95Jun19 12:16 pm from Formula 409 Ah yes let's smear our private lives all over local BBSes. Whoo-hoo. I'm coo-coo for Cocoa-Puffs! 95Jun19 4:05 pm from Zeylan "I'm all over Psyche. I'm all over her like flies on dead meat. Just say the word, and I'm all over her." 95Jun19 5:33 pm from Swagman "I'm all over Psyche. I'm all over her like rye wheat on spring slopes. Just let it rain, and I'm all over her." 95Jun19 5:47 pm from Formula 409 "I'm all over Psyche. I'm all over her like a Persian Rug on a hardwood floor. Just give the word, and I'm all over her." 95Jun19 6:02 pm from Psyche Shut up. Just shut up. 95Jun19 6:17 pm from Formula 409 You're no fun. 95Jun19 6:20 pm from Zeylan Someone's got sand in her undies.
94Jun20 4:41 pm This is from Zeylan The first ever Zeylan-Q will be held at the bottom of the sea, and you're all invited. I'll even provide the cement for your feet. 94Jun20 5:17 pm from Hobgoblin Wow, spoken like the true life of the party. 94Jun20 5:37 pm from Soul Eater Zeylan is the host of the century. 94Jun20 7:34 pm Pac Man Fever from Mike Swanson Cool new phrases for today: 1) Zeylan-Q 2) Psychepanties 94Jun20 8:26 pm from Hobgoblin And Pac Man Fever. 94Jun20 9:12 pm Pac Man Fever from Mike Swanson OK. 1) Zeylan-Q 2) Psychepanties 3) Pac-Man Fever 94Jun20 10:07 pm from Sputnik I like the word deplorable. 94Jun20 10:21 pm Pac Man Fever from Mike Swanson 1) Zeylan-Q 2) Psychepanties 3) Pac-Man Fever 4) deplorable 94Jun21 1:13 am Why Not? from Yacub oooh, it's formatted. How'd you do that? Dude. Anyway, what about Koosh? 94Jun21 2:29 am Ohio women = goofy from Mike Swanson 1) Zeylan-Q 2) Psychepanties 3) Pac-Man Fever 4) deplorable 5) Kooshpanties 94Jun21 10:05 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche Stop the torture. 94Jun21 10:21 am NO COMMENT from Mike Swanson 1) Zeylan-Q 2) Psychepanties 3) Pac-Man Fever 4) deplorable 5) Kooshpanties 6) Stop the torture 94Jun21 10:38 am from Sputnik HAHAHHAHahahhAhHAHAAQ...HMMM..USE THEM ALL IN ONE COHERENT SENTENCE NOW.. damn I hate when my caps llock. 94Jun21 11:28 am This is from Zeylan Before I go to the deplorable Zeylan-Q to try and stop the torture, I have to choose what to wear, as in whether to wear my Kooshpanties or my Psychepanties, and that kind of decision alwas gives me Pac-Man Fever. 94Jun21 11:30 am This is from Zeylan Not great, but it's coherent nonetheless. 94Jun21 1:00 pm from Hobgoblin I applaud you. 94Jun21 2:21 pm NO COMMENT from Mike Swanson Jolly good. 94Jun21 3:18 pm Calling Card from Airalin hear hear 94Jun21 6:12 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche Here here, even. 94Jun21 6:46 pm Stove Top Stuffing from Mike Swanson Universal praise for Zeylan on this one. 94Jun21 7:26 pm from Wraith He da man. 94Jun21 10:48 pm Natural from Yacub Who is da man? 94Jun22 7:14 am from Hobgoblin You da man, zed. hu hu hu. Jenrette. 94Jun22 7:42 am Stove Top Stuffing from Mike Swanson Cool catch phrases #2: 1) Zeylan's Generation X angst 2) cold monkeys 94Jun22 8:52 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche Andy's *REAL* middle name is Jenrette. Hu huh huh.
94Jul19 9:26 am from Psyche If it weren't for Zeylan. BAnd NAme. 94Jul19 9:43 am I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson I prefer "They Might Be Zeylan." 94Jul19 10:04 am from Sputnik Yes! 94Jul19 12:28 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster 10,000 Zeylans. 94Jul19 12:40 pm This is from Zeylan Led Zeylan. 94Jul19 12:58 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster The Counting Zeylans. 94Jul19 2:28 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson Zeylan Unplugged. 94Jul19 3:01 pm This is from Zeylan MC 900 Foot Zeylan 94Jul19 5:10 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void Well how could I fathom Zeylan when as he said I do not know him. I did not mean that as some general statement etched in stone for all time. I simply meant what I have read of his posts made me smile. Zeylan, do you think that someone you do not know would automatically expect you to be her trained monkey? Really. Please. At least put some truth in your insults. It would make them more effective. 94Jul19 7:42 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith No, no, no, we must post this again: "Zeylan you make me smile" 94Jul19 8:14 pm from Psyche I second the motion. 94Jul19 9:15 pm from Sputnik Count me in! Im just a crowd follwer, eh lil lummy? 94Jul19 10:11 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster Zeylan the Funky Homosapien. 94Jul19 11:29 pm Nacho, Nacho Hat from Mike Swanson KC Zeylan and the Sunshine Band 94Jul20 12:28 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub Zeylan's Addiction. Zeylan no More. The Zeylans. 94Jul20 6:05 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep Stone Temple Zeylan. Zeylan Jam. 808 Zeylan. Zeylan of the Dog. 94Jul20 9:17 am from Sputnik Green Zeylan. The Zeylaners. Zeylan and the Comets. JawZeylan. Smashing Zeyalns. 94Jul20 10:53 am from Hobgoblin Afghan Zeylan. 94Jul20 2:10 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void "Zeylan you make me smile" 94Jul20 4:34 pm Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub Violent Zeylans. Zeylan Stardust. Zeylan and the Mothers of Invention. 94Jul20 5:04 pm This is from Zeylan John Lennon and the Plastic Ono Zeylan 94Jul20 5:40 pm Dust Lady from Laski Jefferson Zeylan. 94Jul20 6:40 pm This is from Zeylan Ladysmith Black Zeylan 94Jul20 7:04 pm from Hobgoblin Electric Love Zeylans. (I bet he'll like this one ---> King Zeylan. 94Jul20 10:29 pm from Sputnik Zeylan Joplin 94Jul21 3:00 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster Zeylan Presley. The Gin Zeylans. D.J. Jazzy Zeylan. 94Jul21 5:34 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep Zeylan <== that just eliminated a lot of bands. 94Jul21 9:11 am A Little Modern Art from Yacub Zeylans. 94Jul21 10:58 am This is from Zeylan The Jimi Zeylan Experience 94Jul21 1:22 pm from Hobgoblin Zeylan Theater. Nation of Zeylans. 94Jul21 1:54 pm from Psyche Zeylan's Atomic Dustbin. 94Jul21 3:54 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void Blind Zeylan. Zeylans and roses. Zeylan Ndegeo'cello. Ace of Zeylans. Wait. Nevermind. 94Jul21 4:59 pm from Psyche Do you watch MTV alot, void? 94Jul21 5:36 pm This is from Zeylan Soundzeylan. Pearl Zeylan (or Zeylan Jam, take your pick). 94Jul21 6:28 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson Tennessee Ernie Zeylan. 94Jul21 6:54 pm Yeah yeah from Airaly heeee heee coool. Zeylan's world. Zeylan's playhouse!! The secret word for the day is "fuck you'! ahhhhhhhh hehehhahhah 94Jul21 8:18 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith Vanilla Zeylan. 94Jul21 11:33 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster Zeylan Zeylan. (Duran Duran) 94Jul22 5:28 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep Amm I the only one that noticed that Airaly's ones were tv shows? Oh well. Zeylan in Chains. R.K.Zey. Zeylan Jerks. Zeylan's danish. 94Jul22 9:17 am Rockin' the Casbah from Sputnik The Butthole Zeylans. Salt'N Zeylan. Zeylan Ice. 94Jul22 10:22 am from Psyche The Zeylan of the Opera. Zeylan and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. Les Zeylans. 94Jul22 11:39 am Lesbian Dreams from Yacub The Zeylans and a baby. Diff'rent Zeylans. Gimme a Zeylan. Zeylan's Company. ZeylanWatch. 94Jul22 12:51 pm from Hobgoblin Zeylan Jelly. 94Jul22 1:47 pm acirema from Sputnik Zeylan P.I. Fantasy Zeylan. Zeylan's Island. Wonder Zeyaln..or should it be Zeylan Woman? 94Jul22 2:36 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson Stop it. 94Jul22 2:36 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson For the love of God. Stop. 94Jul22 3:11 pm from Hobgoblin For the love of Pete. 94Jul22 4:01 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith For the love of Zeylan. Sorry, had to do it. 94Jul22 5:56 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void Zeylanarama. The Real World-Zeylan style. Beach Zeylan!. The final word. Ztv! All Zeylan all the time. 94Jul22 6:21 pm from Psyche FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!!! I BEG YOU! o. 94Jul22 7:57 pm from Sputnik Opal Zeylan. Zeylansnortembopy 94Jul22 8:42 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith Zyche. 94Jul22 9:44 pm Moof! from Mike Swanson Oh , that was witty. 94Jul22 11:06 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith quite. 94Jul22 11:43 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster Incredibly so. 94Jul23 6:55 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep Oh so very, er scary, no, that's Psyche not Zeylan. ahh, Oh zo very. Zeylan Fuckers, or Pig Zeylans. WHO KNEW. Enigma is nice background music. and is also nice to fuck to, but that's EVIL! And on second thought, ouch. sorry my brain isn't ready for multitasking. PS, Don't put Enigma on at Don Q's. Or Sanetan will impale you with his q-stick o' lenght. 94Jul23 9:19 am from Hobgoblin Hu hu. 94Jul23 1:08 pm This is from Zeylan The Z-team. Hardcastle and Zeylan. Zeylan Trek III: The Search for Psyche. 94Jul23 2:17 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith That was mighty bad ZeyloSabi. 94Jul23 5:05 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster Zeylanson has much to learn. Well, not really, but it's fun to say. 94Jul23 9:05 pm This is from Zeylan Karate Zeylan, Karate Zeylan II, Karate Zeylan III. Zeylan. Zeylan Returns. And that new Zeylan movie staring Val Kilmer instead of Michael Keaton.
94Jun28 10:42 am from Hobgoblin The new generation has learned to tie their own shoes. 94Jun28 2:49 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche Pepsi, the choice of the new generation. I bet the Pepsi people were hoping to call us the Pepsi generation, but alas we are generation X. Douglas Coupland probably hates that. 94Jun28 5:26 pm This is from Zeylan Fuck that Generation X bullshit. I say we're Generation G-spot. 94Jun28 6:10 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster Yeah... "Generation X"? I shudder at the thought of a nation-wide legion of Joaquins. 94Jun28 8:51 pm Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep Only Zeylan is in the Generation-X catagory. We, the ones still in our teens, are not what they are calling Generation X. I don't think we have been labled yet. 94Jun28 9:32 pm This is from Zeylan You guys are Generation Hopeless. At least we have a fighting chance, but you guys are into Snoop Doggy Dogg and Pogs and shit. Doomed from the word go.
94Jul26 11:46 am from Luminary Coremaster @ Swagland BBS _ BadAss, Texas Hey, whatever floats your boat. 94Jul26 9:44 pm from Swagman @ Swagland BBS _ BadAss, Texas What ever fluffs up your skirt, Honey. 94Jul26 11:32 pm from Mordrak @ Swagland BBS _ BadAss, Texas Sometimes, I wish somebody would throw that stupid Downy bear into the freaking dryer and leave it on for a couple days. 94Jul26 11:50 pm from Luminary Coremaster @ Swagland BBS _ BadAss, Texas Heh. I hate the Snuggle bear too. 94Jul27 4:19 pm from Murray Headroom @ Swagland BBS _ BadAss, Texas A friend of mine got a Snuggles Bear doll, gouged out one of it's eyes and put a patch over it, carved claws on its paws and made a swastika armband for it to wear (among other things). Whatever pumps your 'nads. 94Jul27 11:53 pm from Luminary Coremaster @ Swagland BBS _ BadAss, Texas Hey, whatever blows your nose. 94Jul28 10:57 am from Null Cypher @ Swagland BBS _ BadAss, Texas Whatever moves your bowels. 94Jul28 11:45 am from Mr Pube @ Swagland BBS _ BadAss, Texas whatever wipes your butt. 94Jul29 2:08 am from Luminary Coremaster @ Swagland BBS _ BadAss, Texas Hey, whatever boots his snoot. 94Jul29 3:34 pm from Mordrak @ Swagland BBS _ Dublin, Ireland Whatever breaks your arm. 94Jul30 5:36 pm from Luminary Coremaster @ Swagland BBS _ Dublin, Ireland Whatever picks your nose. 94Jul31 11:03 am from The Wombat @ Swagland BBS _ Dublin, Ireland Whatever cranks your yank. 94Jul31 12:32 pm from Mordrak @ Swagland BBS _ Dublin, Ireland Whatever. 94Jul31 12:32 pm from Mordrak @ Swagland BBS _ Dublin, Ireland Hey! We're in Ireland! Ya lousy bastard! Ya lousy bastard! 94Jul31 7:45 pm from Mr Pube @ Swagland BBS _ Dublin, Ireland whatever pulls your bulls 94Aug01 12:22 am from Luminary Coremaster @ Swagland BBS _ Dublin, Ireland Whatever sips your lips. 94Aug04 7:36 pm from Summer @ Swagland BBS _ Red Eye, Jupiter Whatever gets your gobs. Oh, MB gave me the idea for this one... 94Aug04 8:26 pm from Math Blaster @ Swagland BBS _ Red Eye, Jupiter I didn't GIVE her the idea, she stole it! I had it first, fair and square! Whatever sprigs your gigs. 94Aug04 8:48 pm from Swagman @ Swagland BBS _ Red Eye, Jupiter What ever launches your loose one... 94Aug04 11:39 pm from Mr Pube @ Swagland BBS _ Red Eye, Jupiter Whatever gets your tits 94Aug04 11:50 pm from Mordrak @ Swagland BBS _ Red Eye, Jupiter you all need help. Call Psychic Friends, ask for Howard. 94Aug05 1:16 pm from Psyche @ Swagland BBS _ Red Eye, Jupiter Whatever makes your dick hard. 94Aug05 2:49 pm from Zeylan @ Swagland BBS _ Red Eye, Jupiter My dick is harder than Chinese algebra.
94Oct02 10:15 pm from Murray Headroom Gradually, without warning, the aromatic irony paged me, like the bitter caress of meat. 94Oct09 9:00 pm from Lack of Sleep I guess none of you understood what I meant bye 'trying to make your keyboard look better under a black light...' oh well. Here is a hint, the last three words of Murray's post is in relation, in a way, if ya catch my drift. 94Oct09 9:36 pm from Luminary Coremaster I had no idea that looked like anything under a blacklite. 94Oct09 11:20 pm from Murray Headroom "Caress of meat"?! 94Oct10 7:39 pm from Luminary Coremaster I still don't see how masturbation looks like anything in particular under a blacklite. Unless someone has glow-in-the-dark body fluids or something. 94Oct14 12:49 am from Mordrak do you think about this type of stuff a lot, lum? 94Oct14 5:42 am from Lack of Sleep So what you are saying is that you don't know that ceiman is phorecent, it 'glows' under a black light. Just a bit of trivia fact for ya. 94Oct14 6:06 pm from Luminary Coremaster You're kidding. You must be kidding. 94Oct14 11:23 pm from Mordrak please? 94Oct15 4:59 am from Lack of Sleep No, it is the truth. And if you don't believe me, well ahh, oh, watch Basic instinct once more, and pay more attention of the first crime scene stuff. Those red glasses and stuff is UV glasses, and thus ceiman glows under a black light. That's what a black light does to make things glow, it puts out Ultra violet rays. And that is also why some health conscious fucks are so afraid of them and think black lights are evil. 94Oct15 8:54 am from Luminary Coremaster What they don't realize is that it's not enough to fry their skin. Geez. It's not like they're using a tanning booth for a light source, it's just one little bitty bulb! 94Oct15 7:54 pm from Murray Headroom "Ceiman"? What is "ceiman"? I've never heard of this before. 94Oct15 9:14 pm from Swagman See, man! It glows in a black light. 94Oct15 11:23 pm from Mr Pube Havent you ever played "Ceiman Says"? Duh! 94Oct16 3:01 pm from Luminary Coremaster I thought Ceiman was some sort of cooking spice. 94Oct16 3:26 pm from Zeylan What's long and hard and full of Ceiman? 94Oct16 6:47 pm from Colin Campbell A submarine? 94Oct16 8:23 pm from Luminary Coremaster Wait, isn't it an animal in Australia that's sort of like a crocodile? 94Oct16 9:41 pm from Murray Headroom That's a gavial. 94Oct16 10:03 pm from Zeylan I thought a gavial was that thing the judge hits his desk with when he says you're guilty. 94Oct17 12:09 pm from BOXHEAD Isn't that Gavel? 94Oct17 1:39 pm from Psyche What? gravel? 94Oct17 3:08 pm from Mr Pube Gayville? San francisco? 94Oct17 5:21 pm from Zeylan Sam Franchesca? 94Oct17 5:47 pm from Luminary Coremaster Frau's daughter? 94Oct17 6:03 pm from Zeylan Frau? Isn't that like borscht? 94Oct17 6:52 pm from Psyche Who? bjork? 94Oct17 9:01 pm from Murray Headroom Wasn't that a hit song in the late 60s? Bjork to be wild? 94Oct17 9:27 pm from Zeylan Wait, wasn't that a Steve Martin movie? The Bjerk? 94Oct18 3:15 pm from Mr Pube That was a B-movie. 94Oct18 6:22 pm from Zeylan Leave it to Pube to fuck up the flow of things. 94Oct18 9:09 pm from Luminary Coremaster What a bjastard. 94Oct18 9:26 pm from Zeylan Rjeally. No kjidding. 94Oct18 9:47 pm from Swagman Hjell, I'll be djamned. 94Oct18 10:59 pm from Psyche Pjube. 94Oct19 6:59 am from Swagman Bjoob 94Oct19 8:08 am from Lack of Sleep Bjlow what? 94Oct19 9:59 am from Zeylan Bjlow Mjonkeys? 94Oct19 3:03 pm from Mr Pube Hey I had a fucking "b" in my message! What do you think I am some fucking bjjenius? 94Oct19 5:43 pm from Zeylan Objviously njot. 94Oct19 6:52 pm from Swagman 94Augj24 8:13 pm fjrom tjhe Wombatj Speedj countjs. Ifj you can gjetj a djull knifje gjoingj atj mach 6, sharpness djoesntj matjtjer. 94Augj24 9:48 pm fjrom Luminary Coremastjer gjoodj pointj.94Augj24 11:26 pm fjrom Misha Pieces ofj stjraw andj tjornadjoes. 94Augj25 12:36 am fjrom Swagjman I justj fjartjedj a Raisin Bran fjartj, itj reeks. 94Augj25 10:35 pm fjrom tjom tjech, tj.dj. Swagjman, can you djescribe tjhe fjartj? 94Augj26 5:53 am fjrom Swagjman Actjually, itj was one ofj tjhose fjartjs which wouldj have been perfjectj tjo perfjorm in bedj. You know tjhe kindj where you pull tjhe covers tjigjhtj aroundj your neck, lifjtj you legj a halfj or fjootj or so tjo djraw a quantjitjy ofj air intjo tjhe bedj, cutj loose tjhe fjlatjulentj emission, andj djrop your legj so all tjhe pungjency excapes outj your partjner's sidje ofj tjhe bedj djrenchingj tjhem in tjhe fjull primeval riparean air, sudjdjenly tjransportjingj tjhem back in tjime tjo a more primitjive place in tjhe worldj, a worldj ofj djecayingj undjergjrowtjh, a worldj ofj tjhe djeep fjorestj, a worldj fjilledj witjh tjhe stjench ofj lifje. Itj was a primordjeal fjartj, itj was tjhe same fjartj as madje eons agjo by a caveman. Itj was tjhe motjher ofj all fjartjs. Butj itj was a djry andj silentj fjartj, perhaps suitjable fjor tjhe djesertj, perhaps more suitjedj tjo have come fjrom a gjila Monstjer lizardj or a rotjtjingj Sagjuaro cactjus tjhe morningj afjtjer tjhe fjlash fjloodjs ofj tjhe summer monsoon. 94Augj26 8:25 am fjrom BOXHEAdj A fjartj meantj fjor tjucson ? 94Augj26 4:59 pm fjrom Swagjman Exactjly, BOXHEAdj, well saidj. 94Augj27 12:35 am fjrom tjom tjech, tj.dj. Save your messagje tjo a bufjfjer, Swagjman. Mordjrak's tjech Yardj] . 94Oct19 9:16 pm from Zeylan Jjesus Chjrist. You have a program that djoes that? 94Oct19 10:55 pm from Dark Doctor X Tjhat's Pretjtjy scarjy!! 94Oct20 1:56 pm from Psyche Is is a Prjograjm? 94Oct21 12:07 am from Mordrak why je ne sais pas. 94Oct21 12:44 am from The Wombat Woah! Jetzt wir sprechen andere spracher! Fransoiorsich und Deutsch! 94Oct21 12:45 am from The Wombat ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ. abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz. Program tester.
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