94Feb17 9:27 pm from Homer the Rat ya. that's why God killed (ate) him. 94Feb18 9:53 pm from Homer the Rat the rat has quite a few parasites about him. 94Feb07 10:01 pm from Homer the Rat i'm alternative (to mice). i'll bite anything that squirms. 94Feb08 10:38 pm from Homer the Rat human flesh is good when tender. human souls are yummy when innocent. human babies are scrumptious when eaten. 94Feb08 10:38 pm from Homer the Rat @ Swagland BBS _ Wailing Bones, MT eat! 94Feb07 9:54 pm from Homer the Rat hello 94Feb08 10:29 pm from Homer the Rat hi 94Feb09 10:31 pm from Homer the Rat heh 94Feb17 9:27 pm from Homer the Rat skweaks. that one confused me too much for me to respond rattily. 94Feb18 9:54 pm from Homer the Rat and with a dramatic bite, i delight! 94Feb07 9:55 pm from Homer the Rat in Xmas loot!> hi, charlotte 94Feb08 10:30 pm from Homer the Rat in Xmas loot!> the last mohican is _DEAD_! i nibbled on hin for about an hour and had the greatst meal... 94Feb09 10:32 pm from Homer the Rat in Xmas loot!> ya, but life doesnt have to be spiced in order for me to enjoy it :) 94Feb09 10:32 pm from Homer the Rat i feel better already :) 94Feb17 9:28 pm from Homer the Rat ratually, zeylan is really nice. 94Feb18 9:54 pm from Homer the Rat heh 94Feb17 9:29 pm from Homer the Rat law of nature: god sneezes and hurricanes blow. 94Feb18 9:55 pm from Homer the Rat he gnaws. gets a big bubble at times, tho. 94Feb07 9:56 pm from Homer the Rat i've toured with aerosmith. i've cleaned up their crumbs for them. and taken care of their groupies' fetuses. 94Feb08 10:34 pm from Homer the Rat i took on the whole human race in an argument once. i woulda won if they'd given me the last few nibles. 50 billion against one, that's pretty unfair. they needed a few trillion more. 94Feb09 10:37 pm from Homer the Rat ya. there are planets where humans flourish. for us rats, these planets are comparable to your fast food restaurants. 94Feb17 9:30 pm from Homer the Rat it's short for a foul stenching corpse that hasn't received a proper burial (ie, rat devouring). 94Feb18 9:56 pm from Homer the Rat ya. and i haven't nibbled for a while. 94Feb07 10:04 pm from Homer the Rat @ Swagland BBS _ Wailing Bones, MT zeylan patted me and actually touched my lice! then i remembered who the true prophet of god (a monstrous rodent with an infinite appetite and an eternal tail) was. 94Feb07 10:04 pm from Homer the Rat @ Swagland BBS _ Wailing Bones, MT ya. me too. 94Feb07 10:06 pm from Homer the Rat @ Swagland BBS _ Wailing Bones, MT will you cut out the kidneys for me? i won't ask for the brain, since i'm not ito hors d'oeuvres. 94Feb17 9:30 pm from Homer the Rat heh. 94Feb18 9:56 pm from Homer the Rat heh skweak skweak skweak 94Feb07 9:57 pm from Homer the Rat why? you want some fingers removed? 94Feb08 10:35 pm from Homer the Rat skweeak! your handling technique is deplorable! 94Feb09 10:38 pm from Homer the Rat i've got a rabid bite on that boy 94Feb17 9:30 pm from Homer the Rat hungry rodents gnaw alike 94Feb18 9:56 pm from Homer the Rat no! those voices you hear are god! urging you to believe in him! or risk being devoured...by those hideous, ratty fangs. 94Feb07 9:57 pm from Homer the Rat no, don't. call them rat fodder. 94Feb08 11:03 pm from Homer the Rat hehehe 94Feb09 10:38 pm from Homer the Rat inside yolk 94Feb17 9:31 pm from Homer the Rat direct me to him. maybe i can revive the poor feller. 94Feb18 9:57 pm from Homer the Rat oh, skweak. skweak skweak skweak. it's times like this when i want a bite. 94Feb07 10:06 pm from Homer the Rat @ Swagland BBS _ Wailing Bones, MT the rat is my name. 94Feb09 10:39 pm from Homer the Rat i saw pink innards a little while back...didn't know they still existed. 94Feb17 9:31 pm from Homer the Rat don't feed lines. feed rats. i'm waiting. 94Feb18 9:57 pm from Homer the Rat skweaky! it's rat-o-rama! 94Feb17 9:31 pm from Homer the Rat ya. that's a real great idea. 94Feb18 9:58 pm from Homer the Rat and if it's on the ratio, it's audirata... 94Feb17 9:32 pm from Homer the Rat i can't eat! I can't eat! what's the ratter? i got my fangs closed, skweak skweak skweak 94Feb18 9:59 pm from Homer the Rat hehehehehehe. an effusion, nothing more. 94Feb07 10:07 pm from Homer the Rat @ Swagland BBS _ Wailing Bones, MT you're so witty it makes me squirt baby bits. by the way, when i'm god, i'll defecate meteors! which will in fact be the eggs of future gods! hehehehe! skweeeeeeak! 94Feb07 9:57 pm from Homer the Rat and i'll have to dig out the the baby i ate... 94Feb07 9:58 pm from Homer the Rat @ Swagland BBS _ Wailing Bones, MT i come whether i'm called or not. 94Feb08 10:36 pm from Homer the Rat @ Swagland BBS _ Wailing Bones, MT =) 94Feb09 10:40 pm from Homer the Rat @ Swagland BBS _ Wailing Bones, MT each supper of mine is the last...of some helpless baby 94Feb18 9:59 pm from Homer the Rat @ Swagland BBS _ East Camino Cielo niblo 94Feb08 10:44 pm from Homer the Rat ya. 94Feb08 10:42 pm from Homer the Rat ya. i wish he was more subtle. like i am while gnawing a helpless human infant's brain out (the mommy never even notices). 94Feb07 9:58 pm from Homer the Rat hehehehe 94Feb17 9:33 pm from Homer the Rat ya. 94Feb07 10:08 pm from Homer the Rat @ Swagland BBS _ Wailing Bones, MT i don't like that flea......i really don't like that flea...........it needs to stop dancing in my nostril........... 94Feb07 9:59 pm from Homer the Rat anyone who doesn't believe in god is a fool. a fool who will soon die. a fool who will soon be engulfed in His hideous, ratty, fangs, only to pass into his stenchy, purtrid, disease-infested gullet. 94Feb08 10:37 pm from Homer the Rat ...and god ate him...in his hideous, ratty fangs. 94Feb07 9:59 pm from Homer the Rat genuine dead baby. 94Feb09 10:41 pm from Homer the Rat let me make em oval. 94Feb07 10:00 pm from Homer the Rat some of my favorite places are prisons. 94Feb08 10:37 pm from Homer the Rat every way. 94Feb07 10:08 pm from Homer the Rat @ Swagland BBS _ Wailing Bones, MT heheheeheheheheehehheheheehh
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