The Gooblesnortembopy BBS
October 21, 1993
Piano Bar> read
93Oct15 8:20 am from Zeylan
How could you have been "walking down DP on halloween a few weeks ago"? It
was September a few weeks ago. You oughtta lay off the crack, man.
93Oct15 8:30 am from Baby Driver
Yeah, if some bitch turned and punched me in the stomache, I'd fucking mace
her right then and there. But not with any pepper spray. I'd use my own
special, pale concoction.
93Oct15 10:10 am from GOD!
So while you guys are telling Charlotte to pepper spray a guy you are also
saying that if some chick peppered you, you would beat the shit out of the
girl. I am sure that is really reassuring for charlotte =)
93Oct15 2:29 pm from Baby Driver
Dude, fair is fair. If ANYONE punched me in the stomache, I'd have to kick
their ass.
93Oct15 6:24 pm from Zeylan
Likewise.
93Oct15 9:15 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
Stereotypical male response: react to any threat to your "manliness" by
violence. Try listening to the explanation. People think a lot more of you
if you think BEFORE you act.
93Oct15 10:04 pm from Mike Stand
Okay. Think. Then, kick the fucker's ass!
Charlotte, it's not like I was harrassing that girl in the market. All I did
was ask if I knew her from somewhere. Duh, like I was really threatening or
intimidating her. Like I'm about to rape her in the goddam supermarket, for
Christ's sake. I was only asking if she recognized me, because I thought I
recognized her. And she treated me like a piece of shit. The bitch.
93Oct15 11:21 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I've often told Charlotte that she should defend herself against these people,
and she would tell me that it was too scary. I kept thinking, "Hey, you should
just punch them or kick them or something," but then I realized, it's the same
with guys and girls when either of them get bullied; you don't want to fight
back if you know they can hurt you, you just want to get away safely.
The worst part is, when Mexican gang members bother me, it's on a
physically violent nature; when they bother Charlotte, it's on a sexual
nature, which is much more personal, and more humiliating I would imagine. If
there had been a group of Mexican girls that followed Charlotte and her
friend, (and this is just my speculation), I imagine it would not have been as
scary, because the chance of rape would be non-existant. And guys don't know
this fear, because we don't have to worry about being raped, we only have to
worry about being beaten up. Which is still awful, but the consequences aren't
the same (AKA no baby a few months down the line).
Pepper-Spray is a good idea though. If I knew where to buy a vial, I would.
I saw a bottle once, it looked similar to a big pen, with that little hook and
everything. I could carry it in my pants pocket with my other pen, and nobody
would be the wiser.
93Oct16 4:58 am from Chuck
Ok, so I meant a few years ago, not a few weeks. But I refuse to lay off the
crack.
93Oct16 10:35 am Nihilist Ravings from Null
*Yawn*
93Oct16 10:56 pm from Baby Driver
I haven't been laid in two days, and I'm gonna claw my fucking eyes out
because of it. Damn stomache flu.
93Oct17 12:19 am from The Social Study
Have you ever had the hots for some really hot girl but not known if she's got
a boyfriend or not? Well, I realized the other day something. Who gives a
rat's ass if she does or not? If she doesn't have a ring, technically there's
nothing anyone can do about it, and advances aren't against the law. But what
those Mexicans did to that girl isn't necessarily excuasable nor intelligent,
and that's the kind of situation that just makes people hate and hate even
more.
93Oct17 1:32 am from Mordrak
What we need is a FORGET USER command.
93Oct17 2:46 am from Chuck
Hey Mordrak, no one here has ever said that before...
93Oct17 10:41 am from Baby Driver
That was original, Mordrak.
93Oct17 11:31 am from Tube Champ
Brilliant innovation, Mordrak.
93Oct17 3:03 pm Demented Babble from Mordrak
danke
93Oct17 6:51 pm from Baby Driver
Good job, Mordrak. I like your jua'de vie.
93Oct17 7:33 pm from Mike Stand
Two days? I think you can survive, Baby D. I haven't had sex in way longer
than that. It seems like every girl I get interested in, just turns out to be
some snotty bitch, who loses interest in me the minute she finds out I drive
an old Chevy and grew up in Santa Maria.
93Oct17 8:07 pm from The Social Study
I don't see what's so good about having sex all the time. Alot of people just
do it cause it's cool.
93Oct17 10:28 pm from Reese's Pieces
I'd rather do it 'cause it's hot.
93Oct17 11:45 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
Hey all, I just got home from SB. I went and saw a friend play piano at the
Earthling and when I got in my car with my two friends to go home, I went the
wrong way in the Paseo Nuevo parking lot, so tried to back up and my clutch
broke. So my friends went to a phone to call their parents and I went back to
my car to get the license number to call AAA. When I went to the phone to
meet them, they weren't there, so I startet worrying. The possibilities of
what could happen to two 16 year old girls in a mall at 10 at night went
through my head. As it turned out, they made a wrong turn and went to the
phone the long way. So I called my parents and they came to pick me up, then
one of my friends' parents came and they took my and my friends home while my
great parents waited for the tow truck. And that is how I came to be here.
BTW, got some good deals at computer show yesterday - 340 meg HD for $240, "80
watt" powered speakers for $69, and Privateer for $49. The speakers sound
really good, too.
93Oct18 12:08 am from Baby Driver
Bummer those two girls didn't wander into my house.
93Oct18 3:50 am from Chuck
I got some disk boxes for $2. I really like them. I'd rather have sex
because it's cheap.
93Oct18 12:38 pm from Zeylan
What in hell does the last part of that message have to do with the first
part? I'm not sure I wanna know what you're using those disk boxes for.
93Oct18 1:51 pm from Chuck
I was replying to more than one message. Besides that, they must call them
BOXES for a reason. Oh, baby, oil my hinges. (That was a generic baby, not
BABY DRIVER>)
93Oct18 7:11 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Nothing like generic babies, yessir. Makes me want to post the lyrics to "Dead
Baby Hunt" by Barnes & Barnes, except they're too sick and I'd probably be
kicked off of the board.
93Oct18 8:08 pm from Zeylan
This chick came up to me today while I was on State street. She had a really
thick British accent, and she says to me "'ere, luv, can I touch you for a
fag?" I looked at her for a second and then said "What? What the fuck did
you say?" And she looked back at me with the same expression and said really
slowly "Oh, I'm sorry, CAN I BUM A SMOKE?" I should know better than to go
out in public.
93Oct18 8:30 pm from Charlotte Sometimes
About the fighting back thing. If I fought back it would jsut make it worse.
either it would excite the guys, or make them think they ought to, "teach the
bitch a lesson." Or else perhaps they would just get more violent. I have had
a lot of things like butt grabbing or the elevator, and I know the best thing
toi do is to try to get away without more of a conflict. it may let them get
away unpunished, but better that than hurting me. It's funny, the few females
i have told the story to were concerned at all, and expressed that they
thought I was over reacting to be upset. All the males think differently. i
guess for women it is more commonplace, and for men being threatened
physically is a bigger deal. I don't want to hurt the people, i only feel
angry that i couldn't even go sit by the creek. I want to scream at them
sometimes, or try to show them through words how it feels. I wonder though.
i mean, people who rape, or do this kind of thing, if someone screams...can
they even hear them?
93Oct18 8:48 pm from Mike Stand
She's got a point. How can anyone be so cruel to do something like rape? It
completely degrades the woman, and denies her humanity. I think anyone sick
enough to do something like that probably wouldn't hear the screams. Or else
might even enjoy them.
93Oct18 10:12 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
So, Chuck, where can you get sex cheaper than $2?
93Oct18 10:19 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I think those types of people might hear the screams, but they sure don't
listen.
93Oct18 10:31 pm from GOD!
I beat you could get it cheaper than that in mexico, tim. Those sluts are
really cheap. Too bad american girls aren't that easy!
93Oct18 10:59 pm from Baby Driver
I know some REALLY easy American girls, God. Maybe we'll talk sometime.
93Oct19 12:47 am from Chuck
Mexico is right. The Philippines are nice for that, too. Speaking of rape,
how can a guy actually get it up for that kind of shit? I mean, if a chick
was seriously fighting me and I had my pants around my ankles, she would
probably kick me ass or something. I just don't understand the logistics of
rape.
93Oct19 12:23 pm from The Social Study
Zeylan a fag is a cigarette in British.
93Oct19 3:22 pm Demented Babble from Mordrak
wow, like the message didn't explain that.
93Oct19 3:27 pm from Zeylan
No fucking shit, Social Disease. You cretin.
93Oct19 6:04 pm from Chuck
Sesame Study, if you didn't figure that out from his message, you are an
american fag. At least the chick wanted to "touch" him.
93Oct19 9:11 pm from Mike Stand
I don't think Social Study's that bad. But I agree, he/she is way too
judgemental. BTW, "fag" is an awfully strange word for a cigarette, even if
you're from england. Even they should know what it means...
93Oct19 10:46 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
A fag is a pile of sticks.
93Oct19 11:36 pm from Baby Driver
A fag is somebody who says a fag is a anything but a homo.
93Oct20 12:08 am from Chuck
fag is a bundle of sticks that needs to be set on FIRE.
93Oct20 8:04 am from Zeylan
A fag is also slang for a cigarette.
93Oct20 1:12 pm from GOD!
That is incorrect chucky cheese. That is a "flaming fag"
93Oct20 6:27 pm "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
template (class generic)
class baby {
public:
baby (generic* mother, generic* father);
~baby (void);
date date_of_birth;
sex babyssex;
race babysrace;
color haircolor;
color eyecolor;
char* name;
};
//its a generic baby
93Oct20 8:28 pm from Mike Stand
They shouldn't use fag for cigarette. It's stupid, since everyone knows what
the normal meaning of fag is. I mean, just the thought of people thinking,
"gee, I'd like a fag in my mouth about now" makes me slightly ill.
93Oct21 12:58 am from InSanE Within.
I would have understood right away, but the touching part would make me wond
tjpho.
Charlotte: I have to tell ya this.. you made the first mistake of saying
hello with the mexicans.. that's just how it is.. you say hello they think
you might like them in some way. It sounds tweeked but it's true..
I am confused and feel bad... last weekend, I met a young pretty named
Zarrintaj.. that's her real name.. she's rather attractive.. yet innocent..
she's only 14, but the thing is.. she looked like, and reacted like she was
interested, yet I feel i went to far by shotgunning... her after reactions
made me feel uncomfortable.. I felt like i was the one to blame... for what I
don't quite understand.. There is something about Downtown State that makes
me and animal.. I sometimes just go a bit too far.. I wish i just would have
taken the approach i like to take.. the winning the heart kind of thing... I
admit i have a fetish for romantic ways of getting together.. but It happened
in the way i didn't expect.. well that's what happeneds when people get paired
up a Nick's house.. I admit i was edged on by a friend of mine.. he denied it
tho.. (not very well), the thing is.... Nick's is a haven for intercoarse.. go
figure.. he's a pickup artist.. well off to the mascarade.
93Oct21 6:45 am from Bob
Perhaps Nixon just defined that class to accomodate the baby that's due to
be born this week (perhaps it already happened?) whose father is one of the
users here.
93Oct21 8:09 am from Zeylan
Hey Insane, what's the the over-abundance of those half-elipses? It's really
annoying.. It doesn't mean anything.. Two periods doesn't make any more of a
statement than one.. Except maybe if you're trying to show.. that you don't
know how to type.. just an observation.
93Oct21 10:51 am from Sully
Hi.
93Oct21 11:26 am from The Social Study
(Sigh) Hi.
93Oct21 11:34 am from Mike Stand
I'm a real romantic type. I like to slowly win a girl's heart over. And not go
to bed with her until she is sure she wants it, and knows what I am about. I'm
not one of those guys who just fucks girls and throws them away. I'm more the
gentleman type.
93Oct21 3:05 pm from Bob
I just spoke less than an hour ago with Cjear Goolsby, AKA Baby Driver.
Guess what? He says he hasn't been on a BBS since Enterprize went down. The
"Baby Driver" on this BBS is an imposter. Am I mistaken, or did the false
"Baby Driver" even have the gall to give Cjear's name as his real name when he
created that account?
I suppose it's possible that Cjear lied to me just now, and that he really
is the "Baby Driver" here, in which case this Baby Driver isn't an imposter,
but a liar.
93Oct21 4:42 pm from InSanE Within.
It's a lot more dignified to be a gentleman.
93Oct21 6:46 pm from Sully
Well I think here is the place to publicly thank luminary for deleting my
account from that big meany who hacked it away and giving me my account back,
thanks.
93Oct21 8:33 pm from Tube Champ
Bob, what makes you think you're being lied to? There could be two separate
Baby Drivers. It's not an obscure song.
93Oct21 8:57 pm from Zeylan
Bob, what makes you think you're NOT being lied to?
Mail> read
93Sep20 2:30 pm from Zeylan to richard m. nixon
Hey, could you maybe zip up all the logoff quotes in an archive and post it
for d/l for me?
93Sep20 6:02 pm from richard m. nixon to Zeylan
sure thing.
93Sep20 6:09 pm from Zeylan to richard m. nixon
thankee.
93Sep21 1:32 pm from Zeylan to richard m. nixon
Hey, where are those logoff quotes you said you were gonna archive? There's
only one file room here and it's the smut stuff.
93Sep21 9:30 pm from richard m. nixon to Zeylan
hold on.
93Sep22 8:06 am from Zeylan to richard m. nixon
To what? And for how long? ;)
93Sep23 9:09 pm from richard m. nixon to Zeylan
i don't know how you manage to do it, but every time you hit the .ac thing,
i'm in the middle of a nap. by the time i'm awake enough to figure out
what/who woke me up, you've logged off.
93Sep24 8:04 am from Zeylan to richard m. nixon
Heh. Timing, I guess. :)
93Oct01 2:23 am from Chuck to Zeylan
Hey, Zeylan, it's me, PCO, just causing problems and having fun.
93Oct01 10:10 am White Hockey Mask! from Arconian to Zeylan
Hey, I say we gang up and do something to ddx. That little bastard called me
at 3am last night and hung up. I don't care how small he is, if he does it
again, I'll kick his ass.
93Oct02 1:49 pm from Zeylan to Chuck
:)
93Oct02 1:50 pm from Zeylan to Arconian
Nobody actually needs to gang up on him to cause him harm. A little girl
could beat his ass in. Besides, I have HIS home number if you need it.
93Oct02 1:53 pm from Zeylan to Chuck
Hey, while you're tearing Sally a new asshole, how about unleashing on Tim the
Enchanter?
93Oct02 8:35 pm "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon to Zeylan
bang.
93Oct02 10:07 pm from Chuck to Zeylan
Thanks for your support.
93Oct02 10:08 pm from Chuck to Zeylan
HAven't I been unleashing on him? I will try to do it more, but feel free to
help! :)
93Oct03 5:31 am from Zeylan to richard m. nixon
Bang? Whazzat mean? And what happened to my sysop privs?
93Oct03 6:17 am "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon to Zeylan
bang means your privs are gone. i took them away because you were abusing them.
93Oct03 6:58 am White Hockey Mask! from Arconian to Zeylan
That would be nice. Could you give me his home phone #?
thanks
93Oct03 8:57 am from Zeylan to richard m. nixon
In what fashion?
93Oct03 1:21 pm from Zeylan to richard m. nixon
The only really sysop-related thing I've done lately is remove one of ddx's
many extra accounts. I mean, how many fucking accounts does this guy need?
His latest one was created mere minutes before a BIFF account showed up. I
thought maybe I was stopping a problem before it started. If you don't want
people to try and keep this board running right, why the fuck do you give
everyone sysop access? I was under the impression I was allowed to perform
sysop duties.
93Oct07 6:33 pm "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon to Zeylan
ddx (or anyone else for that matter) is allowed to have as many accounts as he
likes. at the time, your deletion of x's account seemed to me to be a
malicious attempt to further annoy someone who's been bothered enough.
deleting accounts really doesn't plug any security holes, since the biffer can
just make more. there's nothing preventing the biffer from attempting to do
his trick again; i just have to be sure to take corrective action afterwards.
the idea of giving everyone sysop access is to allow the users to feel as free
as possible, and also allow them to take corrective or maintainence actions in
the unlikely event that they need to. most of the things that sysops can do
are strictly against the rules.
93Oct08 10:20 am from Zeylan to richard m. nixon
Look, I wasn't trying to do anything wrong. I wasn't deliberately breaking
rules. I was doing what I thought should be done to protect the BBS. If you
want to take away my privs for that (without even so much as a goddamn warning
or a "stop that"), then I don't want them back. I'm here to contribute to
this BBS, not to take away from it, but I'll be damned if I'll tolerate being
stomped on for doing what I thought was okay.
93Oct08 5:32 pm "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon to Zeylan
i apologize for offending you and misunderstanding your intentions. in the
future, be aware that deleting accounts other than your own is uncool. as a
token of my apology, i am restoring your aide privs.
93Oct10 11:49 am from Zeylan to richard m. nixon
Thanks.
93Oct12 3:06 pm from Zeylan to richard m. nixon
Hey, I thought you were going to give my sysop privs back. wtf?
93Oct12 8:36 pm "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon to Zeylan
i gave you back aide privs but not sysop privs.
93Oct12 10:13 pm from Zeylan to richard m. nixon
Why not sysop privs?
93Oct13 7:08 pm "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon to Zeylan
because i am not entirely sure as to your benevolence. you deleted an account.
i consider that rude.
93Oct13 7:29 pm from Zeylan to richard m. nixon
Hey, he biffs the board. He twits other users. I consider THAT fucking
rude. Look, I was trying to help you and your board. I guess you're not the
type of guy who appreciates favors, so I guess I won't do you any in the
future.
93Oct13 7:49 pm "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon to Zeylan
perhaps you are right. you seem to be part of the board's autoimmune
mechanism. part of my problem is that i don't know all of what goes on here.
things get done and undone without me being able to tell the difference. and
as always, you can't tell how much of what people say is bullshit and how much
is not. ddx says that he has an enemy who's trying to ruin him and i am
inclined to believe it. i see you delete one of his accounts, and it looks to
me like you are persecuting someone who has already been perscuted enough. i
appreciate your help and in light of what you say, your actions seem more
reasonable. but i'm still not sure. so i thought i'd give you aide status for
a while as a kind of probation, and i'd restore your sysop status if you
behaved.
93Oct13 11:52 pm from Mordrak to Zeylan
Is ddx sysop of the liberty club bbs? If he is, he's a fucking little twerp
for twitting my account on there. Would you leave a message to Sun or whoever
to gimme my write privs back?
Oh, and you asked about TradeWars...
Yeah, try Manhattan BBS (5632160). That's the only reason I call there. =p
And Birdhouse has a good one going. The TradeWars X (Universe Expanded) Door
#20 I think. The first game without Borg is good too.
Do you have access to DMC? I'll be moderating a game there with some new
ideas
. Its elite, so I'll getcha the NUP if you don't have an account...
93Oct14 8:29 am from Zeylan to Mordrak
I'd post a message to SUN, but unfortunately DDX has also twitted my account
there. I noticed it yesterday.
93Oct14 8:30 am from Zeylan to richard m. nixon
I don't feel I deserve to be "on probation". But it's your system, do what
you want.
93Oct17 1:26 am from Mordrak to Zeylan
What a dork. I checked my status and it says I have write privs, but nothing
saves.
93Oct17 12:02 pm from Zeylan to Mordrak
That's what getting twitted means.
93Oct17 1:26 pm from Mordrak to Zeylan
Gasp! Who would ever want to twit me? =p
Call DMC 6854828!! NUP: Darkmore. My handle on there is Gerald Tarrant,
though I have yet to change it...
93Oct17 6:09 pm from Zeylan to Mordrak
Okay, I'll check it out.
93Oct19 3:24 pm Demented Babble from Mordrak to Luminary Coremaster
Other recipients: Zeylan
richard m. nixon
Bob
Call Night City. Soon to be a Renegade Support Board at 6853354. No files as
of yet, but we could use people to start up the message bases.
93Oct19 3:24 pm Demented Babble from Mordrak to Luminary Coremaster
Other recipients: Zeylan
richard m. nixon
Bob
Call Night City. Soon to be a Renegade Support Board at 6853354. No files as
of yet, but we could use people to start up the message bases. No handles
allowed.
93Oct19 3:27 pm from Zeylan to Mordrak
Is it 14.4 or only 2400? A Renengade support board ain't worth much at 2400,
since the Renegade files are so damn big.
93Oct19 8:36 pm Demented Babble from Mordrak to Zeylan
Its 14.4. and it has a registered Pit 4.0 if you dare play!!!!
93Oct20 6:37 pm "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon to Zeylan
.gnab
93Oct21 8:10 am from Zeylan to richard m. nixon
".gnab" doesn't do anything. What are you trying to tell me? There is no
room called "nab".
93Oct21 5:37 pm "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon to Zeylan
you don't seem to understand.
93Oct21 8:57 pm from Zeylan to richard m. nixon
You're right, I don't. ".gnab" means nothing in and of itself. So, since I
don't seem to understand, how about you explain it to me, eh?
93Oct21 8:58 pm from Zeylan to richard m. nixon
Wait. Oh, I get it. "bang." backwards. Ahhhh. The light goes on.
Aide*> read
93Oct12 8:10 am from Zeylan
Oh. Okay. (shrug)
93Oct12 9:15 am from Math Blaster in Mail> to sysop
New user: Math Blaster
Real name: Willy Tice
Phone: XXX-XXXX
Log Number: 53
93Oct12 11:44 am from The Dnyz Znax in Mail> to sysop
New user: The Dnyz Znax
Real name: Joaquin X. Gray
Phone: XXX-XXXX
Log Number: 54
93Oct12 1:30 pm from Asgard
Message edited by Zeylan in World of Smut]
93Oct12 7:24 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
One account per entitiy, please.
93Oct13 4:36 pm from Asgard
Message edited by Zeylan in Tim vs. Chuck>
93Oct14 4:50 am from Asgard
Dorkonian's life.> made by Chuck
93Oct14 1:03 pm from Joaquin X. Gray in Mail> to sysop
New user: Joaquin X. Gray
Real name: Dark Doctor X
Phone: XXX-XXXX
Log Number: 137
93Oct14 1:04 pm from Joaquin X. Gray in Mail> to sysop
Whoever keeps hacking/twitting my accounts: Please stop it.
93Oct14 9:51 pm from Asgard
Fuck's Fag Forum> made by Arconian
93Oct15 6:33 pm from The Englishman in Mail> to sysop
New user: The Englishman
Real name: Marshall Miller
Phone: XXX-XXXXX
Log Number: 138
93Oct15 10:35 pm from Asgard
LAW> made by GOD!
93Oct16 10:37 am from Asgard
Sysop entry attempt by Luminary Coremaster
93Oct17 12:15 am from The Social Study in Mail> to sysop
New user: The Social Study
Real name: Sociable Max
Phone: Private
Log Number: 93
93Oct18 6:24 am from Zulu in Mail> to sysop
New user: Zulu
Real name: John Waters
Phone: 968-9738
Log Number: 27
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I aM SaTiN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I AM SATAN I AM SATAN I AM SATAN I AM SATAN I AM SATAN I AM SATAN
I AM SATAN I AM SATAN I AM SATAN I AM SATAN I AM SATAN I AM SATAN
I AM SATAN I AM SATAN I AM SATAN I AM SATAN I AM SATAN I AM SATAN
I AM SATAN I AM SATAN I AM SATAN I AM SATAN I AM SATAN I AM SATAN
I AM SATAN I AM SATAN I AM SATAN I AM SATAN I AM SATAN I AM SATAN
I AM SATAN I AM SATAN I AM SATAN I AM SATAN I AM SATAN I AM SATAN
93Oct18 8:41 am from Asgard
Following message pulled by Zeylan:
93Oct18 6:28 am from Zulu in Piano Bar>
I AM SATAN I AM SATAN I AM SATAN I AM SATAN I AM SATAN I AM SATAN
I AM SATAN I AM SATAN I AM SATAN I AM SATAN I AM SATAN I AM SATAN
I AM SATAN I AM SATAN I AM SATAN I AM SATAN I AM SATAN I AM SATAN
I AM SATAN I AM SATAN I AM SATAN I AM SATAN I AM SATAN I AM SATAN
I AM SATAN I AM SATAN I AM SATAN I AM SATAN I AM SATAN I AM SATAN
I AM SATAN I AM SATAN I AM SATAN I AM SATAN I AM SATAN I AM SATAN
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I aM SaTiN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I aM SaTiN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I aM SaTiN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I aM SaTiN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I aM SaTiN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I aM SaTiN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I aM SaTiN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I aM SaTiN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I AM SATAN I AM SATAN I AM SATAN I AM SATAN I AM SATAN I AM SATAN
I AM SATAN I AM SATAN I AM SATAN I AM SATAN I AM SATAN I AM SATAN
I AM SATAN I AM SATAN I AM SATAN I AM SATAN I AM SATAN I AM SATAN
I AM SATAN I AM SATAN I AM SATAN I AM SATAN I AM SATAN I AM SATAN
I AM SATAN I AM SATAN I AM SATAN I AM SATAN I AM SATAN I AM SATAN
I AM SATAN I AM SATAN I AM SATAN I AM SATAN I AM SATAN I AM SATAN
93Oct18 8:41 am from Zeylan
Fuck. I don't have time to undo ALL of that.
93Oct18 10:20 am from death in Mail> to sysop
New user: death
Real name: Devin Neiman
Phone: 805-XXX-XXXX
Log Number: 8
93Oct18 7:11 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Well, looks like another user that needs to have write privs revoked.
93Oct18 7:19 pm from Asgard
Message edited by Luminary Coremaster in BBS Update>
93Oct18 8:04 pm from Zeylan
richard, if you allow all these other users to delete, revoke, and twit
others, then I want my goddamned sysop privs back.
93Oct18 10:21 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
What other users? I'm probably the only user here with sysop privs. And like I
said, it only takes one user to twit another. Besides, all I do is take away
all the privs so they can call and read, but they can't do anything else.
93Oct19 9:43 am from Zeylan
My fucking point is that if YOU get to do that shit, then why the fuck were MY
sysop privs taken away for the same goddamn thing?? I deleted one of the biff
accounts and I got smacked by the sysop, while you get to twit at will.
93Oct19 3:24 pm from Asgard
Other recipients: Zeylan
richard m. nixon
Bob
Message edited by Mordrak in Mail>
93Oct19 3:25 pm from Asgard
Following message pulled by Mordrak:
93Oct19 3:24 pm Demented Babble from Mordrak in Mail> to Luminary Coremaster
Other recipients: Zeylan
richard m. nixon
Bob
Call Night City. Soon to be a Renegade Support Board at 6853354. No files as
of yet, but we could use people to start up the message bases.
93Oct19 3:35 pm from Asgard
Message edited by Zeylan in Anti-Religion>
93Oct19 3:27 pm from Asgard
Message edited by Zeylan in Piano Bar>
93Oct19 6:24 pm from Asgard
Social Diseases> made by Chuck
93Oct19 7:42 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Well, so much for that being a private mail message, eh Mordrak? (G)
I dunno, Zeylan... I've never deleted any accounts, all I do is take away
write privs after a general consensus from the users and the sysop. I don't
take any creative liberties, I just do the work. And I like it. (G)
93Oct19 8:21 pm from Salamander in Mail> to sysop
New user: Salamander
Real name: Diego Berber
Phone: XXX-XXXX
Log Number: 55
93Oct20 12:29 am from Asgard
Feminism (Z's room)> made by Chuck
93Oct20 8:04 am from Zeylan
My point is that I got spanked for doing the same shit you do.
93Oct20 8:10 am from Asgard
Message edited by Zeylan in World of Smut]
93Oct20 8:15 am from Asgard
Message edited by Zeylan in Little People>
93Oct20 8:18 am from Asgard
Feminism (Z's room)> -> Another Chuck room> by Zeylan
Was: Public, Temporary room (slot=32)
Now: Public, Temporary room (slot=32)
93Oct20 1:22 pm from Asgard
ZEYLAN IS GOD> made by GOD!
93Oct20 2:55 pm from Asgard
ZEYLAN IS GOD> killed by Zeylan
93Oct20 2:56 pm from Zeylan
Stop that.
93Oct20 6:36 pm "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
zeylan is the only person i ever caught in the act doing anything. after
luminary publicly admitted to fooling with other people's accounts, i thought
i removed his privs as well. (i guess not.) anyways, i'm rethinking this whole
punishment deal. maybe the board will do all right on its own.
93Oct20 9:42 pm from sully in Mail> to sysop
New user: sully
Real name: Steve Sullivvan
Phone: 0000000
Log Number: 56
93Oct20 9:44 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Just to let everybody know... Sully asked me to create a new account for him,
because he claimed his previous two were hacked... So I created that one for
him with a pre-designated password, and I fixed the steve account so that
whoever hacked it can't make another, and can't post anything. So if he biffs
the board or whatever, do what you like; but I just wanted to explain this.
93Oct20 10:39 pm from Asgard
Zeylan> made by GOD!
93Oct20 10:43 pm from gwar
(chuckle)
93Oct21 8:11 am from Zeylan
Oh joy.
93Oct21 8:24 am from Asgard
Zeylan> -> OD! is a dicksmack> by Zeylan
Was: Public, Temporary room (slot=33)
Now: Public, Temporary room (slot=33)
93Oct21 8:24 am from Zeylan
Oops. Shit.
93Oct21 8:25 am from Asgard
OD! is a dicksmack> -> GOD! is a dicksmack> by Zeylan
Was: Public, Temporary room (slot=33)
Now: Public, Temporary room (slot=33)
93Oct20 9:42 pm from Asgard
sully -> steve sullivan
93Oct21 10:46 am from Asgard
steve sullivan -> Sully
93Oct21 3:05 pm from Asgard
Message edited by Bob in Piano Bar>
93Oct21 7:54 pm from Fire Fox in Mail> to sysop
New user: Fire Fox
Real name: Tyler Herrald
Phone: XXX-XXXX
Log Number: 57
Spuds & Cheeze Whiz> read
93Oct12 6:00 am "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
i've been up since 3am. can't sleep.
93Oct12 10:32 am from InSanE Within.
I just woke up. hey fuck er chuck: why do you keep calling your brother
insane?
Oh and i bet your mom tried packing you when you were little.. right after
your dad ran out on you.
93Oct12 12:32 pm from Tube Champ
What a fucking moron.
93Oct12 4:00 pm from GOD!
Obviously another loser from Crapinteria.
93Oct12 7:30 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
What kind of an insult is it to insinuate someone is a retarded person
engaging in sexual intercourse? Aside from being a rather repulsive sensory
image, it's not very effective as a personal insult.
93Oct12 9:38 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
Moron doesn't imply retardation. It is actually a range of IQ scores. Moron
simply means you are more intelligent than an idiot.
93Oct12 11:54 pm from Chuck
A good example of the "moron" is insane within, who for now thinks he is my
brother. He is slightly more intelligent than an idiot (and example of which
is Tim the homo enchanter).
93Oct13 3:08 pm from InSanE Within.
So it's just me and Tim the mentaly slow people here.. darn and I thought I
was semi intelegent... oh well I guess I got the I.Q. thing wrong.. if 143 is
Moron then what is idiot?
93Oct13 5:42 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
When Chuck was asked what size his I.Q. was, he replied, "Uh... Medium?"
93Oct13 10:03 pm from Mike Stand
Chuck seems ok to me.
93Oct13 11:15 pm from Baby Driver
Chuck seems like a man with his head in the right place.
93Oct13 11:38 pm from Dungeon Master
Why is everyone passing judgement on each other like this?
93Oct14 4:04 am from Chuck
Thanks, Mike and Baby. You two are obviously brilliant souls whose intellects
outshine most of humanity.
BTW, Insane, I got you beat by two. Mines 145 so that just shows your
slowness!
93Oct14 11:52 am from Baby Driver
Dungeon, quit your wanking.
93Oct14 1:05 pm from Joaquin X. Gray
BBS
7pm - 7am
The Nightime BBS
962-6412
Don't be biased.
Call Soon
93Oct15 2:01 am from Chuck
Quit biffing with that crap, Dr. X.
93Oct15 11:22 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I agree. Quit posting that stupid message. If I see it again on here, I'll
twit your account for biffing.
93Oct16 9:24 am "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
you will?
93Oct16 10:37 am Nihilist Ravings from Null
I am biased against limited-hour BBS's.
93Oct16 4:29 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Well, maybe. Actually, I will if everybody votes for it in the Law room.
93Oct16 9:57 pm from Mike Stand
I am biased against stupid BBS's run by little brats who post the same piece
of shit messages in every single room.
93Oct16 10:46 pm from Baby Driver
I am biased against bullshit.
93Oct17 12:22 am from The Social Study
I am biased against the machoness that I am seeing by: Baby Driver, Mike
Stand, Luminary Coremaster, Null and Chuck. Not so much Luminary Coremaster as
the rest, which is pretty offensive. Why doesn't everyone just be different?
93Oct17 2:49 am from Chuck
Dumbshit, if we were ALL different, we would be the same. Go study social
shit and be a dumbass liberal somewhere else. "too much machoness" is second
to "too much bullshit" from you, SS. Go watch reruns of the episode of Sesame
Street (that SS again!) that obviously formed your personality.
93Oct17 10:43 am from Baby Driver
Social Study, why don't you take your books, pencils and rules and come over
to my house and give me a fucking blowjob?
93Oct17 11:07 am "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
social study, please don't respond to them.
93Oct17 11:43 am from GOD!
Is social study a female? I would not be surprised since the sys is defending
it.
93Oct17 6:52 pm from Baby Driver
No, I am a man, just like you aren't the real God!
93Oct17 7:35 pm from Mike Stand
I don't treat women BBSers any different from men. If they're cool, I'm nice t
o them. If they're jerks, I verbally kick their ass. And I hate pretentious
BBSers who act like they know everything because they took some stupid college
class in physics or philosophy or any of that shit.
93Oct17 7:59 pm Nihilist Ravings from Null
Wow, noone on a BBS ever called me "macho" before
93Oct17 8:54 pm from GOD!
hmmm, I made a post to social study and baby driver answere it. I wonder if
we should conclude anything from that....
93Oct17 10:00 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
The Social Study obviously did not read my messages. I am not macho.
93Oct17 11:47 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
Mike, chances are if someone took a college class in physics (assuming you
haven't) they know more than you about physics and could teach you a few
things.
93Oct18 12:11 am from Baby Driver
I thought you were talking to me, God. What's really cool are cheese
sandwiches, because they fill you up so quick. Some sharp cheddar, put it in
the microwave for a while, just can't drink soda with it or I'll be backed up
for weeks.
93Oct18 3:51 am from Chuck
I use my microwave a lot, but I still prefer grilled cheese. Don't ask why.
93Oct18 8:40 am from Zeylan
You're "satin", eh? How nice. What color?
93Oct18 5:03 pm from BOO
massive amounts of confusion yet again. death to the macho (generally).
93Oct18 7:13 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I prefer grilled cheese too. Microwaved cheese just makes the bread soggy.
93Oct18 8:33 pm from Charlotte Sometimes
I never liked grilled cheese until recently...scary...i wonder what threw me
to the side of devil cheese.
93Oct18 8:49 pm from Mike Stand
Grilled cheese is good. With mild cheddar or American. It has to be fried, I
agree...
93Oct18 10:22 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Coat both pieces of bread with butter, put two or three slices of American
cheese in between, gril it up on the skillet, and you've got a great meal.
93Oct18 11:02 pm from Baby Driver
I liked grilling sandwiches for a while, too, but after a while they just
start to sit like a brick and I'd be on the can for twenty five minutes every
morning. I think it must've been the combination of butter and cheese, or
something, because I don't have that problem anymore. Actually, I actually
think that melted butter must be like stale smegma, I get grossed out with all
that slobber.
93Oct19 12:48 am from Chuck
American cheese? Yuck. I think sharp cheddar, jack, or mozzerella are
better.
93Oct19 6:44 pm from BOO
What a clever comparison of melted butter. I'll have to use that in everyday
conversation.
93Oct19 7:43 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I just ate an American cheese grilled sandwich tonight. Yessir, that's good
eatin'.
93Oct19 9:12 pm from Mike Stand
No kidding. I think American is way better than sharp cheddar or mozzerlla.
93Oct19 11:37 pm from Baby Driver
I just had some chips and ranch for dinner tonight. Still not very hungry.
93Oct20 12:08 am from Chuck
American cheese isn't cheese. It is coagulated fat. Read closely - american
cheese food-like product. That's what the labels say.
93Oct20 6:40 pm "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
plastic cheese. even mild cheddar is better than that stuff.
93Oct20 8:18 pm from Charlotte Sometimes
i am sick. *Sigh* in JSA we had a debate over Cheese Whiz---Is it really
cheese. We voted it wasn't. Not Easy cheese mind you, actual Cheese Whiz,
the stuff is raspy.
93Oct20 8:30 pm from Mike Stand
Whatever it is, American cheese is better than sharp cheddar. That stuff
tastes too strong. And that moldy shit they eat in France. Sick. Personally,
if something has mold on it, then it's time to throw the thing away.
93Oct20 9:00 pm from Chuck
Is JSA the Junior Socialists of America?
93Oct20 9:15 pm from Baby Driver
I think it's the Jizz Sucking Assholes, actually.
93Oct20 9:45 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Go lick a dirt clod, Baby Driver.
93Oct21 12:02 am from Chuck
Why would you say that, LC? I thought you weren't macho.
93Oct21 1:08 am from InSanE Within.
Macho and penis envious is two different things.. kaniving people that need to
attack others to get public image are pittiful. s
93Oct21 11:28 am from The Social Study
Agreed.
93Oct21 5:39 pm "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
hey, mike, most cheese (except that crap they call american) is nothing but
mold.
Anti-Religion> read
93Oct12 9:41 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
Good call luminary. The bible also says that the current system of world
governments is doomed to fail, no matter what religion everyone is. It goes
on to say that the only government that will solve earth's problems is the
coming Kingdom ruled by Jesus Christ. Judging by current events, I'd say that
divine intervention IS the only possible hope to prevent people from
destroying earth.
93Oct12 10:24 pm from Mike Stand
Well, he better intervene pretty fucking soon, before Clinton does to the
planet what he did to Gennifer Flowers. Can't blame him, though, married to an
ugly fucking bitch like Hillary.
93Oct12 12:00 am from Chuck
Well said Mike.
Tim you homo enchanter, if every one did everything the same (including
following the Bable er Bibble er Bible ) the world would be fucking BORING.
Utopia is a stale calm that I want nothing to do with. I hope everyone but me
becomes a drooling christian bible follower (to the letter) because that will
make it easy for me to rule them. "Turn the other cheek." I want to smack
that one too. The fact is, as stated above, an unworkable system is
unworkable. The ony way to make it work is to BRAINWASH the people, and that
is what religion tries to do.
93Oct13 3:20 pm from InSanE Within.
Violence and murder are only exciting in a movie.. or atleast that's how i
am.. I like being polite.. I like being curtious, it just comes naturaly to
me. If that's so bad then fuck it. I'm SATAN. REligion is blown WAY out of
proportion. God shouldn't be ridiculed just cause there is no proof of his
existance. The books of religion have been rewriten so many times it's
rediculous..
Organised religion should be banished... people should just be nice and
curtious if they want to be religious.. instead of blinding themselves with
"faith".
Do what you want, as long as you aren't harming me.. that's what i say.
93Oct13 5:50 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Way-back-when, the Bible served as not just the religious beliefs, but the
laws of the state. Think about the history of civilization... What has always
(until recently) been the most powerful influence in society? Not the King,
but the Church. Think of the great Cathedrals of Europe, which took decades
upon decades to build. Whole towns and cities were founded around these
majestic structures. Building a cathedral would be one's life's work, and more
than likely the work of one's father, or one's sons, too. And they worked on
the same cathedral, because of the amount of time needed to build one.
My point is that religion has always played a major role in not peoples'
faiths, but their social behaviors, and although some of the rules are a bit
out-dated, or just plain ludicrous, the majority of them are for the better of
mankind, and help keep people safe, happy, and teach the values of respect and
honesty.
93Oct13 10:08 pm from Mike Stand
I don't see what good religion does people. Aside from giving them something
to do and think about, and there's lots of cooler stuff than religion for
that. Also, if you were going to religion to find God, it would take forever
to choose the right religion. And even if you studied them all, there's no
guarantee that you'll choose the right one. So I'm not going to waste my time
on it.
93Oct13 11:39 pm from Dungeon Master
Maybe lots of them are right. It's remarkable how different religions have
such similar Gods.
93Oct14 4:08 am from Chuck
LC, your problem is well stated above. I will quote you "the majority of
(religious rules) help KEEP people safe, happy, etc...)" You want to be
KEPT. I wandt to do my own keeping, thank you.
Actually, in real life, I am a courteous person. I am NEVER late. I hold
doors. I just like to be a dick on here because it's fun.
Mike, you sound like a classic agnostic to me.
93Oct14 1:06 pm from Joaquin X. Gray
BBS
7pm - 7am
The Nightime BBS
962-6412
Don't be biased.
Call Soon
93Oct14 1:47 pm from Baby Driver
God will someone delete that fucker?!
93Oct15 2:02 am from Chuck
Dr. X, you are an ASSHOLE. If you post that in the lobby, we will all see
it. If you biff the bbss we call, yours will get biffed by someone besides
you for once.
93Oct15 10:02 am from Joaquin X. Gray
Posting that a few times is not biffing. I do not biff, I have never biffed,
I will never biff. Biffing scrolls off all the messages in the room, what I
did is harmless.
93Oct15 11:43 am from Tube Champ
Bullshit! You don't need to post your stupid shit in every goddam room!
93Oct15 2:29 pm from Baby Driver
Man, his stupid shit pisses me off. Grow up, dude.
93Oct15 7:36 pm "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
what you did interrupts the flow of conversation in every room.
are you saying, luminary, that we should be using 2000 year old laws? i would
rather modern laws, adapted to the time. and to say that the church was the
dominant institution in medeval europe is rather silly. in fact, the conflict
between church and state was one of the dominant one in europe.
93Oct15 10:55 pm from Bob
Technically, he's right. "Biffing" was long ago clearly defined as the act
of leaving large numbers of messages in a single message area. What DDX is
doing is not technically biffing. It's still pretty damn annoying, and if he
did it on my BBS, he'd be kicked off in no time.
93Oct15 11:25 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I say we all call ddx's "BBS", and biff the thing.
93Oct16 12:04 am from Tube Champ
Except there'd be no point, since there's probably nothing there to "biff".
After all those stupid ads, I doubt anyone wanted anything to do with a BBS
run by such a stupid, redundant sysop.
93Oct16 4:59 am from Chuck
No doubt. I am boycotting DR. x's lame 8-year-old style bbs.
93Oct16 10:46 am Nihilist Ravings from Null
Bob: thanks for finally defining 'biff'...
All: Ha Ha Ha! Oh yeah, the social messages in the Bible are great! What a
peach! Here's a sample:
However, in the cities of the nations the Lord your God is giving you as an
inheritance, do not leave alive anything that breathes. Completely destroy
them - the Hittites, Amorites, Canaanites, Perizzites, Hivites, and Jebusites
- as the Lord your God has commanded you.
[Deuteronomy 20:16-17. NIV]
Yeah, that's great -- all of the worlds problems would be solved if we lived
according to the morality laid down in the Bible... Ha Ha Ha
93Oct16 2:33 pm from Zeylan
I would also say that was ddx is doing could also be called biffing.
93Oct16 4:31 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I would also say that what ddx is doing IS biffing.
93Oct16 5:48 pm from Tube Champ
Whatever you call it, it's an incredible pain in the ass.
93Oct16 8:04 pm from GOD!
I read on swagland that ddx claims that *ALL* his accounts have been hacked
and he does not call here anymore. Since someone is causing trouble for ddx
and ddx claims they aren't his accounts we should simply twit all accounts
that are assumed to be ddx's.
93Oct16 9:57 pm from Mike Stand
Agreed.
93Oct16 10:30 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
It's already been done, I think.
93Oct16 10:46 pm from Baby Driver
Then it shouldn't happen again.
93Oct17 2:51 am from Chuck
What a damned good idea! IF they aren't ddx's then we have a moral
obligation to twit them.
Null - that is a good posting above. I liked it.
93Oct17 10:45 pm from Reese's Pieces
"Every event is alike in the eyes of that infinite being, who takes in at
one glance the most distant regions of space and remotest periods of time.
There is no event, however important to us, which he has exempted from the
general laws that govern the universe, or which he has reserved for his own
immediate action or operation. The revolution of states and empires depends
upon the smallest caprice or passion of single men; and the lives of men are
shortened or extended by the smallest accident of air or diet, sunshine or
tempest....As elements and other inanimate parts of the creation carry on
their action without regard to the particular interest and situation of men;
so men are entrusted to their own judgement and discretion in the various
shocks of matter, and may employ every faculty with which they are endowed, in
order to provide for their ease, happiness, or preservation.
What is the meaning then of that principle, that a man who, tired of life,
and hunted by pain and misery, bravely overcomes all the natural terrors of
death and makes his escape from this cruel scene; that such a man has incurred
the indignation of his creator?
93Oct18 3:52 am from Chuck
That Kavorkian is a fucking hero.
93Oct18 5:04 pm from BOO
Spelling is fun.
93Oct18 7:14 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
So is grilled cheese.
93Oct18 8:50 pm from Mike Stand
If it's not microwaved.
93Oct18 10:13 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
Or in one of Chuck's $2 disk boxes.
93Oct18 11:06 pm from Baby Driver
Zeylan, if that English bitch said something like that to me (sorry, wrong
room, but so what), I'd've said, "yeah, baby, here's a fag for you. I call him
Todd the Torpedo" then I'd've whipped out my swollen fuselage and slammed it
into her hairy English snatch. Or, better yet, I might've said "Here's a fag
for you, bitch, I call him Gunter the U-Boat, and he thinks it's still WWII."
93Oct18 11:22 pm from Tube Champ
I've almost got tears in my eyes.
93Oct19 12:49 am from Chuck
I've got tears in mine. The insanity! The horror! I cry for the future of
the human race knowing that some people might be offended by that last posting.
93Oct19 9:44 am from Zeylan
I think it was just an expression. She only wanted a cigarrette, not a
bloodthirsty cock up her clam.
93Oct19 12:30 pm from The Social Study
I wish the sysop would delete Baby Driver's last message. It's uncharicature
of any sign of intelligence.
93Oct19 3:35 pm from Zeylan
Fuck your shit, bitch! Who the hell asked you to come here and pass
juddgement on us like you're some almighty fucking holy deity? Does anyone
here care about your stupid study of society or this BBS or anything at all?
I think I speak for almost everyone here when I answer that with a resounding
FUCK NO. It's typical of an empty mind to want to delete every message that
doesn't agree with your own narrow, fecal perception. Go spew your bullshit
somewhere else, preferrably in some other state or maybe even on another
planet, like maybe the one you're from. Your commentary on the rest of us is
about as wanted as a case of genital rabies.
93Oct19 6:07 pm from Chuck
Zeylan, that last message is art. You should frame it.
Social study, I wish someone would delete YOU. Not your account, but you in
general. No odorous presence in restaurants any longer. The ozone hole
closes. Fusion reactors get invented. I can afford a Cray on my desk. All
this if someone highlighted you and hit DELETE. I hope you go away to a place
where I never want to go, a place worse than Washington, DC. Go hang with
doctor x.
93Oct19 6:49 pm from BOO
Whoosh, Baby Driver you MAN. I wish I could be a man and treat women like
sexual objects! Oh the pleasure of weilding power in the form of a flimsy
penis about "English bitches"!
93Oct19 7:46 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Dang. Social Study was just insulting Baby Driver, come on, you for one should
encourage such behaviour Zeylan, not try to repress it!
93Oct19 9:13 pm from Mike Stand
Genital rabies? Sounds nasty.
93Oct19 9:50 pm White Hockey Mask! from Arconian
Shit, have you thought that Social Study might actually be doing a social
study? About BBS people? Shit, what it he/she is a journalist from Key News
doing a story about it. Of course, I don't think it would get on the air,
since as we all know, ALL BBSs are, are places where people can get child
pornography.
I mean, not like anyone gives a flying shit.
93Oct19 11:43 pm from Baby Driver
Social Study. Know how I said I had the flu? Well, I'd like to dreg all my
oily shit from the sewer, tie you down to a board and slowly funnel all my
greasy runs into your warty mouth, you fuck. Then we'll have a REAL talk about
cheese sandwiches.. Boo, mind your own business.
93Oct20 12:11 am from Chuck
Baby, you are almost as cool as I am, not to sound conceited. That was a
beautiful insult and I have tears streaming down my face from laughing so
hard.
Dorkonian, you and your conspiracy theories should be tied to a board and have
whatever comes out of Social Disease's loose ass funneled/shoveled into your
gaping, toothless mouth.
boo, I'm so glad you're back.
93Oct20 8:08 am from Zeylan
Personally, I hope Social Study _is_ conducting some sort of an experiment or
something. He deserves an F at this point for his shitty un-biased research
and meddling involvement in what he is studying.
93Oct20 1:14 pm from GOD!
I think ss is already stuck with ddx.
93Oct20 6:51 pm from Chuck
I think ss is already stuck IN ddx.
93Oct20 8:21 pm from Charlotte Sometimes
Wow, graphic, disgusting and insulting. Yup, this is definately the boards i
am used to. You have to admitt, even if obnoxious, hemade good diction
choices to display something repulsiv he
93Oct20 8:31 pm from Mike Stand
No, SS isn't nearly as bad as DDX.
93Oct20 9:18 pm from Baby Driver
Thank you, Chuck. And, Boo, if you want some of the action, I'll take a shit
directly into your mouth.
93Oct20 9:47 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Baby Driver and Chuck are the infections of this board. Unfortunatly, the rest
of the users are the anti-bodies, and they're kicking our collective butt.
93Oct21 12:03 am from Chuck
I think LC is an AIDS virus. It likes to insert itself into another cell type
(read species) and spunk until the foreign species starts spitting out little
copies of himself.
93Oct21 1:21 am from InSanE Within.
I haven't heard one single remark, form Chuck, that didn't support a new
idea.. he's like a synical echo..
I can't wait to read Chuck's synical remark having to do with something i
said... wait hold on here.. AIDS isn't a virus. HIV is.. AIDS is a syndrome..
and if he is HIV or the Virus behind AIDS then he is the only way you can even
survive .. i.e. he kills all of use then you then you infect this board with 0
resistence, and if he didn't exist then you will just be another measly virus
that the body (this board) becomes immune to. Bad choice of
metaphore/comparisons..
Just goes to show you.. even if you have 3 points more I.Q. than me. if you
don't open your mind to learn anything they your just as stupid as the rest..
intelegence is learning ability.. you might be able to learn easily but you
surly don't take in to aspect that wisdom is the factor in stupidity..
I can Picture his lame cussing out, profane, ignoramic, to himself, comeback..
well?
93Oct21 11:30 am from The Social Study
Boo, I'm tired of people saying women are sexual objects. Insane, agreed.
93Oct21 5:41 pm "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
feeling surrounded? attacked? beaten? consider a lawsuit.
Pork Bitch> read
93Oct07 2:26 pm from Hobgoblin
Hey Chuck, why dont you elaborate on the clothes that you wear... s
93Oct07 8:38 pm from InSanE Within.
Tim: that's Alowish Devander Bercrombieus Devander Bercrombie.
93Oct07 11:45 pm from Chuck
I wear baggy shorts and T-shirts when my mistress lets me. Otherwise, she
makes me wear leather g-strings with a chastity belt designed for men. She
also has me wear a cock-ring with a clip so she can take me around on a
leash. There is also the metal collar, of course. It locks on so I can't
remove it and she has complete control when she wants to whip me or pour hot
wax on me or something. Overall, she makes me dress pretty well.
93Oct09 10:27 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
Baggy shorts as in shorts that don't ride up your butt or baggy as in "shorts"
that should be classified as pants that don't fit right that make you look
like you have some odd disease that made your legs really short. Shorts past
your knees look really stupid, so I hope that's what chuck wears because I
could expect no less.
93Oct09 11:05 pm from Baby Driver
Sometimes their cool. It really depends on whats currently popular.
93Oct09 11:19 pm from Chuck
Actually, I bet TIM the FAGGOT enchanter likes those old courderoy shorts that
are so short and tight that the flabby cheeks of his ass hang out. I prefer
to wear shorts that go to about 2-3" above my knees and let me move freely. I
also refuse to pay more than about $12 for them.
93Oct09 11:50 pm Scripture from Digit
That Chuck guy is a little weird if you ask me. I don't like guys who have
attitudes like that.
93Oct10 1:56 pm from GOD!
He doesn't "have attitudes like that". What he says on this bbs have little
(no?) raltion to his attitude.
93Oct10 10:17 pm from Chuck
Was that last from the person whose handle is "god" not "GOD!"?
93Oct10 11:50 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
Well, I agree with you on your choice of shorts, at least, Chuck. But there
isn't anything flabby about me.
93Oct11 1:24 am from Chuck
not even your mental processes?
93Oct11 7:57 pm from InSanE Within.
Tim: Fuck you. I think people who disagree with what OTHER people dress are
FUCKING CONFORMIST ASH SHOLEs. I like shorts that go to my knees. IT's not
my fault that you like nare needin to wear shorts.
I rarely do that, but Tim just gave me the urge to rag on him. If Tim is so
upset by what people wear then he is one the people that make the bublic view
so much of a not cool thing... you know one of those people who caused the
trend of not being trendy and wearing stuff that would be acceptable and
"wanted" by the antagonistic view of the "I want it my way or i'll complain"
people.
93Oct11 8:34 pm "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
shorts past you knees are my favorite kind. in fact, they're the only kind i'd
ever wear. i don't happen to own any, but that doesn't change the facts.
93Oct11 10:38 pm from Chuck
What kind of asshole says ASH SHOLEs? I tend to agree. People who get hives
over what others wear usually wear stupid clothes themselves. I tend to buy
cheap clothes. I am wearing a "mighty ducks" shirt I got for $1. I don't
give a crap about hockey, but I got a deal on the shirt. Same for my shorts.
I got them at the powell peralta clearance sale for $10. I happen to own a
skateboard, but I am not a "skate rat." It is all about being in cliques --
that's why it bothers Tim so much. He is into religion which is inherently a
"groupie" or anti-individualist endeavor. People who are individuals and
resist the temptation to sell out to cliques think for themselves and dress
accordingly.
93Oct11 11:48 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
I hate cliques. My only problem with any fashion is when a whole group of
people dress the same. I mention the ultra-baggy shorts with the crotch at
the knees only as an example of this phenomenon. If INDIVIDUALS did it, for
the most part, I wouldn't have a problem with it. I wouldn't necessarily think
it was cool, but I wouldn't rail on those people for doing it. It's the guys
that try to act like they're some sort of gangbangers and dress like some
twisted idea of what gang members wear that bother me. I am very
non-conformist, as all of my friends would tell you. Adherence to a religious
belief does not make a person anti-individualist by any means.
93Oct12 5:52 am "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
the funny thing about fashion seems to be that the same idea occurs to a lot
of people at once. i always thought baggy pants were cool because they're so
unusual. also, they piss off the yuppies. my boss hates them.
93Oct12 10:47 am from InSanE Within.
Powell sales are the only place i shop.. that and an occasional thrif store.
OH and Chuck: someone edited my message it seems like cause i remember only
putting 1 s them correcting it.. so it wasn't my fault..
Tim: by stating you have a problem with OTHER peoples clothes means that you
would prefere everyone wearing what you wear.. but you just said you hated
masses of people wearing the same thing so your starting to sound a bit
hypocriticle. iether that or redundant.
wait someone clerify my vocabulary.. is redundant similar to repeatative?
93Oct12 9:44 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
Yes, redundant is similar to repetitive. I don't by any means want other
people to dress like I dress. Then I wouldn't be an individual, and neither
would they. My point is that people should dress how they want to dress, not
how their friends dress, or how other people think they should dress. I don't
put down any particular fashion, just the popular custom people have of
following trends by the millions.
93Oct13 12:03 am from Chuck
YOU JUST DON'T GET IT TIM. If everyone on earth dressed like you dress, you
would still be an individual. You base your definition of yourself on what
others think of you - a problem inherent with religions. It is caused by
religions making people have all kinds of neuroses.
93Oct13 8:06 am from Zeylan
Who fucking cares how someone dresses. This conversation is inane. Wear what
you want; if you're so hung up about what other people wear, then there's
something to be said about your priorities. Get a hobby.
93Oct13 3:23 pm from InSanE Within.
well said.
93Oct13 5:57 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Heh.
I agree with Tim on the bit about gang members wearing big, brightly
colored clothes or baggy oversized clothes, in their efforts to look like gang
members, but not because they are mindless and want to dress alike in an inane
effort to create some false identity for themselves... But more so just
because it annoys me. Actually, the people annoy me more than the clothes, and
since the clothes are associated with the people, the style annoys me too
because it's so commonly attributed to gang fashion.
Ahem. But I also agree with Chuck in that, even if everybody dressed like
Tim all of the sudden, Tim would still be an individual; if not for the fact
that he dressed that way first, then for the plain reason that he is simply
not the people who happen to be dressed like him-- He is himself.
93Oct13 7:50 pm "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
hey, chuck, will you shut up about religion, please? it has nothing to do with
the present subject. i don't know ehy you're so hung up about it.
93Oct14 4:10 am from Chuck
Sorry. Must have carried over from the last room.
93Oct14 1:06 pm from Joaquin X. Gray
BBS
7pm - 7am
The Nightime BBS
962-6412
Don't be biased.
Call Soon
93Oct15 2:03 am from Chuck
FUCK! Someone kill Dr. X.
93Oct15 10:03 am from Joaquin X. Gray
Yes, please.
93Oct16 10:50 am Nihilist Ravings from Null
I think Chuck had a good point about living within the perception of other
people, and we need to get back to that.
93Oct17 12:24 am from The Social Study
Chuck? Why R U so mean to certain users here? Did they really offend you so
much, or are you mad for personal reasons? What I like to do to relax is
listen to some really relaxing music (IE: Enya, Kitaro, Tangerine Dream) and
maybe burn insense if available, and just sort of close my eyes and relax. It
helps keep me from getting mad, and makes life a little more livable.
93Oct17 2:55 am from Chuck
SS: Why RU so fucking stupid. You are obviously a fake account and your fake
childlike stupidity is so bad it is almost funny. Almost. I am not even mad,
for an answer to one of your questions. When I am mad, I like to listen to
really relaxing music - (ie: Suicidal Tendencies, Ministry, Therapy,
Metallica, Sheep on Drugs, Soundgarden) and maybe burn a church if available,
and just sort of close my eyes and inhale deeply the fragrant scent of burning
priest. It helps keep me from getting mad, and makes life a little more
livable.
93Oct17 10:44 am from Baby Driver
I prefer roasted nun, but, I guess I'm not in this conversation.
93Oct17 11:12 am "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
i know what's gonna happen. maybe i oughtta just twit social study to prevent
him from responding. nah. the answer is twitting chuck. but nobody is gonna be
twitted.
93Oct17 6:53 pm from Baby Driver
I can't hear you, and besides, even if I could, it wouldn't matter.
93Oct17 7:36 pm from Mike Stand
Why do you want to twit Social Study? What has he (or she) done to deserve
twitting? If DDX can get away with so much bullshit, it's lame to even
consider twitting Social Study after just one call. Get real.
93Oct17 10:03 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I don't mind Social Study, although the "macho" comment in the previous room
was inaccurate. I do agree with their method of relaxing though, although I
must admit I think incense doesn't smell that good, and it's just kind of
annoying to me. I do like to listen to music and go into meditation state
though, it helps to put things in perspective, and I can analyize the
situations better.
93Oct17 11:49 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
I think Social Study and Baby Driver are the same person. When someone asked
social study a question, Baby Driver answered it. Hmm.
93Oct18 12:12 am from Baby Driver
Yeah, Tim, we are one in the same. Homo.
93Oct18 3:53 am from Chuck
Right on, Baby. Wouldn't it be nice if everyone flamed? That would be cool.
93Oct18 5:05 pm from BOO
What is the deal with all this "homo" shit? Is that supposed to be insulting?
93Oct18 5:33 pm from GOD!
yes
93Oct18 7:16 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
When I feel like annoying my parents when they are annoying me, I'll make
insinuations that I'm homosexual. Two of my best friends are homosexual,
although my parents don't know this.
93Oct18 8:51 pm from Mike Stand
That's weird. Does it bother them? I personally wouldn't know how to begin
acting gay, just since its so foreign to my nature.
93Oct18 10:25 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I don't act gay; gay people don't act any different than other people. There
are stereotypical heterosexuals like tough macho-men, just the same as there
are stereotypical homosexuals, the ranting hairdresser types. They both exist,
but they don't nearly constitute for the majority.
All I do is make sly insinuations. Like once they told me I couldn't have
girls in my room with the door closed, and I asked then why could I have
various male friends in my room with the door closed, and they said that was
different, and I said it wasn't... That sort of thing.
93Oct18 10:32 pm from GOD!
I guess they don't mind if you buttfuck boys in your room....
93Oct18 11:08 pm from Baby Driver
I agree, Mike. Sometimes you can tell a fag by the way they talk, though, so I
guess if you practiced really hard, you might people to lisp. Luminary, sounds
like you've got a closet to come out of.
93Oct19 12:51 am from Chuck
No, stay in. The closet is better. When you open the closet doors, the crap
spills out. Literally. I can spot most fags a mile away. They wiggle their
asses and talk like dorks.
93Oct19 9:46 am from Zeylan
But they sure do dress well. And boy can they decorate!
93Oct19 12:32 pm from The Social Study
It's inane to think a gay person wiggles or talks like a dork, and I think
it's offensive to say. That was a gimpiest statment.
93Oct19 6:09 pm from Chuck
Social Disease, just because you talk like a dork and wiggle your ass doesn't
mean you're a fag. You're a fag because you like to ram steaming cocks with
k-y jelly streaming off of them into your stretched asshole. You like to suck
dicks until you tonsils are white. And fuck you and your gimpy statements.
What the fuck is a "gimp" anyway. Asshole.
93Oct19 6:27 pm from Zeylan
Bleah. I think we could all do without the explicit rectal visuals.
93Oct19 6:51 pm from BOO
oh, but rectal visuals are fun. I learned today in history that the Hessians
would punish rebelling American colonials by topping a tree, sharpening the
remaining trunk, and impaling said colonials from rectum to throat.
93Oct19 7:48 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I remember that particular bit of trivia! Ah, that brings back memories... Of
US History class, of course, not of impaling people.
93Oct19 11:45 pm from Baby Driver
Sesame Study, as far as I can tell, you came here with your puny pea-guns
blazing. It's whack to think we're not going to shovel back what you pan out.
93Oct20 12:13 am from Chuck
COOL! LEt's get social disease and sharpen a redwood so he can feel it.
93Oct21 1:26 am from InSanE Within.
hey social: is Tangereen dream any good?
93Oct21 11:30 am from The Social Study
Insane, quite.
93Oct21 4:46 pm from InSanE Within.
What are they like? Gothic? Mellow? Cure like?
93Oct21 5:43 pm "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
green? red? al-purple? similar to slime? redundant? recursive? recursively
parallel?
World of Smut] read
93Oct14 4:13 am from Chuck
Insane, if you have good speakers and a pink noise generator to set your eq
properly and your cat is not deaf, you can make sounds indistinguishable from
your voice.
Nice imagery, BD. I think live music sucks. You pay a lot for it, there are
hundreds of sweaty people around you, and the artist makes mistakes and
usually it is too loud. A recorded version is the best out of possibly
hundreds of makes of the song.
93Oct14 8:31 am from Zeylan
Not only is "lossy" a faggly little word, but every engineer I ever met was a
social miscreant. So I don't buy that excuse.
93Oct14 10:09 am from GOD!
what is a social miscreant? SInce Bob is a engineer are we to assume that you
are calling Bob a social miscreant? Or is he the exception?
93Oct14 10:46 am from Zeylan
Bob is hardly an exception. Bob is the EXAMPLE. The man carries a fucking
geiger counter wherever he goes.
93Oct14 11:53 am from Baby Driver
Who the hell is Bob and why d, oh, Blaylock. Nevermind.
93Oct14 1:06 pm from Joaquin X. Gray
BBS
7pm - 7am
The Nightime BBS
962-6412
Don't be biased.
Call Soon
93Oct14 5:55 pm from GOD!
So I take it you do not like Bob, Zeylan. DO you like him less that ddx?
93Oct14 7:14 pm from Zeylan
I never said I didn't like Bob. I like Bob fine, I guess. I was just
pointing out that the guy is a little weird. And by a little I mean a whole
lot.
93Oct14 10:36 pm from gwar
I like live performances because they ARE live. There's nothing like seing a
group of talented people doing what they do best. I'd also rather hear a
singer flub a few notes and know it's real than have a perfect lipsynched
performance.
93Oct15 12:26 am Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
I see that Joaquin Gray is intent on biffing the board again, only this time
with his stupid advertisements (which are just another way of saying "I'm so
lonely, I'm so stupid, etc).
93Oct15 1:10 am from Bob
Zeylan's just jealous because if he tried, if he put everything he had into
it, he could never acheive 1/10 the level of weirdness that I acheive without
any effort at all.
93Oct15 2:04 am from Chuck
I don't like bob either. Campbell or Blaylock. Both dorks.
93Oct15 8:21 am from Zeylan
You're right, Bob. It's my life-long ambition to be a total and complete
freak. I use you as the model, but I just don't have it in me.
93Oct15 10:12 am from GOD!
WHy are you so proud of being so wierd, BOB?
93Oct15 11:11 am from Asgard
File "beach.gif" uploaded by morgain:
Desc:
93Oct15 9:17 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
What the hell? I didn't write that last message. I haven't called this board
since around eleven last night. Time to change my password, I guess. I
wonder who on this board would want to biff me? Hmmm...
93Oct15 10:56 pm from Bob
Anyone can be normal. That doesn't take any talent. That doesn't take any
imagination. To be a freak takes real genius.
93Oct15 11:32 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
It's so true. It's my philosophy completely. Anybody can be regular, anybody
can be assilimated into the mainstream collective. But to stand out, to be
noticed, to be DIFFERENT, that takes true talent. Those who are unique work at
it, and they are successful.
93Oct16 5:00 am from Chuck
Yeah, but those who are smart work to make money instead of to be stupid or
strange.
93Oct16 6:59 am from Bob
Then there are those who think that money is the only thing that can make
their lives truly worthwhile.
93Oct16 9:31 am "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
them tokens are just bullshit. its nice to have some around, sure, so you can
eat and stuff. but money can't buy you happiness.
93Oct16 4:33 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Agreed. I don't aspire to become rich... I may happen to, but it would be in
the process of doing what I want to do for my life's work. I only want to make
enough money to live comfortably, the most important thing is that I am happy,
not rich.
93Oct16 9:59 pm from Mike Stand
Same here. People who live for money make me sick. Not that I would mind
having more (hell, I NEED more), it's just that people in this town think
being rich makes them better than other people, when in fact it makes them
snotty. I think wealth is a stupid thing to judge people by.
93Oct16 10:48 pm from Baby Driver
Fuck, I'd give a blow job if I thought I'd get rich from it.
93Oct17 12:26 am from The Social Study
Baby Driver, there's nothing of honor in dishonestly earned funds. Sexuality
in work does not constitute ethics, and it only contributes to the moral decay
of an ethical society. Best held for people with lesser means, and since you
have a computer skills, I'd expect more.
93Oct17 1:19 am from Asgard
File "0385picr.gif" uploaded by gwar:
Desc: A beautiful blonde in an open jacket, bending over the fender of a car.
93Oct17 1:52 am from Asgard
File "0780picx.gif" uploaded by gwar:
Desc: A pretty brunette covered in sweat, kicking back in a steam room.
93Oct17 1:57 am from Asgard
File "0819picx.gif" uploaded by gwar:
Desc: A busty brunette relaxes in the great outdoors.
93Oct17 3:00 am from Chuck
Baby Driver, you are cool. People who say they don't want money simply say it
because they don't have any. If money can't buy happiness, I'll just have to
lease it.
SS: Why in the hell is giving a blowjob dishonest? Hell, for the right amount
of money (at least $10,000) I would give a blowjob (hell, for that much, even
to a horst) er.. horse) SS, you can also kiss my ass for that moral decay
bullshit. It seems obvious that my definition of morals is about 169 degrees
askew from yours, and that means that there just isn't enough room in society
for both of us. Since your morals mean you can't do what makes sense, I will
have to be the one who stays. So you see how the idea of an ambiguous "moral"
society is a bad one. If you want to call something moral, you have to define
moral first, and that can't be done in a way that even 1/3 of people will
agree with. So go back to watching sesame street.
93Oct17 10:46 am from Baby Driver
But do us a favor, Sesame Study, don't try to define it here...go somewhere
where they care.
93Oct17 11:18 am "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
i see nothing wrong with prostitution, as long as the participants are
consenting adults. most of the sliminess associated with it today is a result
of its illegality. making prostitution legal would make life a good deal
easier for the prostitutes (by eliminating most of the need for pimps, for
instance).
93Oct17 7:39 pm from Mike Stand
I think prostitution is a good thing, the only reason I wouldn't use them is
to avoid getting STDs. Think of all the benefits...you get guaranteed sex, you
don't have to buy her dinner, or get bored with lots of foreplay. You just do
whatever the fuck you want (haha) and leave the bitch. It's the benefits of a
girlfriend without wasting all the time and money, and without being bitched
at or told how to act, or what to wear, or where to go, etc.
93Oct17 10:08 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I would never hire a prostitute, but I don't care if other people do.
Personally, I think it should be legalized nationally, like it is legal in Las
Vegas and other various places... Because then the government could tax them
to death to help pay for more needless pork barrel programs, and also the
prostitutes would probably be required to pass health standards, and the
diseases would lessen and not be spread so much. Perhaps the clients should be
tested too. This would be rather entertaining to watch from a legal
standpoint, if it were to be legalized and regulated.
93Oct18 3:56 am from Chuck
Mike, you are right. Prostitution is better than a dumbass girlfriend. I
wouldn't mind a smart one, but smart good looking (or even average) women are
all taken or lesbian or have kids. If it wasn't for AIDS and herpes, I would
get myself whores often.
93Oct18 7:17 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
And if it wasn't for whores, you'd get yourself AIDS and herpes often.
93Oct18 8:52 pm from Mike Stand
I didn't know there were any good looking lesbians, Chuck.
93Oct18 10:26 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Sure. You see them in porno films and on Howard Stern.
(Being that as I seem to have to make disclaimers after my messages, I might
as well make yet another one here. This was not a serious reply; it was
instead a parody answer, in the typical mindset of the message before me. This
is a joke, kids, so calm down.)
93Oct18 10:33 pm from GOD!
You are wrong to make that disclaimer, luminary. ON THIS BBS it is assumed
that you are parodying, and you only need to put a disclaimer IF YOU ARE BEING
HONEST
93Oct19 12:52 am from Chuck
Most DYKES are ugly bitches, but lesbians are on average good looking. Dykes
are shaved-headed unshaved armpit unwashed granola bitches. Lesbians are
women who like other women but wash and look good.
93Oct19 1:30 am from Bob
Speaking of which, have you heard the *REAL* reason the Mississippi River
flooded this Summer? Bill Clinton took all the dykes to Washington.
93Oct19 6:09 pm from Chuck
That was actually funny.
93Oct19 6:55 pm from BOO
Cross your legs, girls, and don't speak until you're spoken to, and be sure to
shave your legs and armits until they bleed and wash behind your ears so you
don't get called a bitch by a chauvenist.
93Oct19 9:15 pm from Mike Stand
I agree.
93Oct19 11:47 pm from Baby Driver
Ditto. There's a girl at work who doesn't shave her armpits. Smells like a
cow. SHe probably doesn't shave her legs, either.
93Oct20 12:15 am from Chuck
That's fucking gross when chicks don't shave their armpits. Man, what next?
Beads and braids in those stinking armhairs? Chunks of white deodorant
hanging like icicles? Besides, if they don't shave, won't the hairs fall out
into the pans when they are cooking dinner for their husbands?
93Oct20 8:10 am from Zeylan
Why did the woman cross the road?
Who gives a shit? Why isn't she in the kitchen cooking my dinner?
93Oct20 1:15 pm from GOD!
heheheyhehehhehehehehehhehe. you are so smart zeylans. You know so many bad
words
93Oct20 2:55 pm from Zeylan
hum
93Oct20 8:31 pm from Mike Stand
Haha, I'm enjoying the jokes guys.
93Oct20 9:19 pm from Baby Driver
Why do women have legs?
93Oct20 9:48 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
To kick guys like you in the crotch.
93Oct21 12:03 am from Chuck
What do you call the skin around a pussy?
A woman.
93Oct21 1:31 am from InSanE Within.
there is this little hand jesture that a few of my companions do.. you squint
while you sqeeze your index and thumb to gether .. then say...
TEN THOUSAND TONS OF COMPRESSED I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!
93Oct21 8:13 am from Zeylan
You have stupid morons for friends.
93Oct21 11:37 am from Mike Stand
Hahaha
93Oct21 4:46 pm from InSanE Within.
no actually they're just demented like myself.
93Oct21 5:44 pm "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
isew
93Oct21 8:30 pm from Swagman
So they don't leave snail tracks...
NAFTA> read
93Oct01 11:38 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Were they admiring each blade of grass while sipping lemonade and reminiscing
about Tom Brokaw's potential carreer as a chimpanzee trainer?
93Oct02 4:01 pm Nihilist Ravings from Null
Nosferatu
93Oct02 8:20 pm "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
was my name i just wasn't there when
93Oct03 10:55 am from BOO
Vampire
93Oct03 2:35 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Shhh!
93Oct03 2:51 pm from Chuck
it. (read the last message along with this one.)
93Oct03 11:50 pm from Zeylan
Ooh. A naughty word.
93Oct04 8:58 am from BOO
Yes, 'twas quite clever, I must say.
93Oct04 11:58 am from Chuck
yes, you are 'twat clever.
93Oct04 1:13 pm from Charlotte Sometimes
Well sluck, if I can't have circulation in my hands because my mom is cheep
and won't heat, then i might as well not type.
93Oct04 5:25 pm from Chuck
Charlotte, are you calling from Siberia? This is CALIFORNIA. It was NICE
today. I wore shorts and a t-shirt all day and even rode my bike at 2am in
the morning (this morning) in them and wasn't hot. Why are women always
cold? I think it is because women are basically weaker.
93Oct04 10:59 pm from Heywood Jablomi
Actually, it was cold yesterday. And really cold last night. And this
morning.
93Oct05 7:34 pm from InSanE Within.
hey! will you blow me, hot sucks.. if it ain't over cast then i'm bitchin'...
i like super foggy days where you can see better at night with your lights
off.....it never getts too could if it's foggy..
it never gets too s too cold if it's foggy...
warm if it's foggy...
93Oct05 10:17 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I agree! Yesterday was a wonderful day, it was very cloudy. Today wasn't as
good, because it cleared up. Where is the cold weather? I need it!
93Oct06 9:15 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
The fog is nice, but I have to drive San Marcos Pass every morning and it's
nice to have more than 10 foot visibility.
93Oct08 3:27 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Hmm... I like fog, but I'd prefer just a cloudy overcast day.
93Oct08 11:23 pm from Chuck
Fog is good to run from cops in.
93Oct09 10:16 pm "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
running from the cops is not good. better to loose your stash somewhere and
just face the music.
93Oct09 10:17 pm "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
i'm assuming, of course, that you don't get away. if you get away, then
running's better.
93Oct09 10:33 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
Running from cops is fun. Then pull over and when they stop and talk to you
insult their driving.
93Oct09 11:23 pm from Chuck
Never run from a cop with his lights on. When I run from a cop, I only do it
when I speed past a cop that is pulled over. I see the cop and instead of
slowing down, I speed up and turn as soon as possible. The whole point is to
never have the cop directly behind you with his red lights on - once that
happens, pull over. You are not officially running from a cop if he is never
behind you with his red light on.
93Oct09 11:53 pm Scripture from Digit
That doesn't sound legal to me. I have been pulled over 3 times and I never
got written a ticket.
93Oct10 11:54 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
Cops go through like three light stages before they hit the sirens. I know a
guy that has a 15" subwoofer in his car and a cop was trying to pull him over
but he kept driving until she turned on the siren, then when she asked why he
dindn't pull over he said the bass was shaking his rearview mirror so bad he
couldn't see her lights. She bought it, too.
93Oct11 1:26 am from Chuck
I bet he got cited for having his stereo too loud too. I am lucky I haven't
had that happen to me. My rearview mirror is useless if I crank it. At least
it was until my ground wire came loose and the hum became so bad I couldn't
listen to my stereo. Wait a minute - I think there is a tense problem with
that last sentence. Oh well.
93Oct11 11:51 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
You know, if you're feeding that kind of distortion to your speakers, you
could really fry your voice coils.
93Oct12 11:05 am from InSanE Within.
I have a hilarious cop story.. ok , me and my friends were driving through
Carpp, a cop pulls us over two in the back didn't hve their seatbelts on..
once we are stoped they franticly and obviously put there belts on. the cop
walkes up to the car, asks us how we're doing, then askes if there are enought
seatbelts in the back.. he looks at the two in
the 3" h,M~{O %YitiX4w(AKVSq]*1NuwX$[m@dYN(J{O#T V =z,(UV1Ye;
Y"}-lB~NMf3f33t3s>38%& _3p?BN,4 Np{ fuck brb.
93Oct12 12:08 pm from Baby Driver
Insane, what happened to your story? That wasn't so funny.
93Oct12 8:51 pm "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
looks like the line noise ate the cop.
93Oct13 12:08 am from Chuck
Tim, I HAVE fried my voice coils. With a sub going, it is very hard to hear
distortion in 6X9's.
93Oct13 3:40 pm from InSanE Within.
anyways.. he looks at the two (girls) in the back and says "Do you have seat
belts".. answer "ahh yea" .. cop "you just put those on, didn't you?" ..
answer "ahh no" pig "ahh ... ok have a nice day".. WHAT A MORON it was
sooooOOOO obvious when they put them on.. He seemed like on of those cops
that would pull you over for speeding and all you had to do is denie it with a
statement like .. " no I wasn't".. and the cop would walk away thinking he
must have been wrong.. those cops supprise me that they even qualify for being
a cop..
93Oct13 4:17 pm from Baby Driver
Sounds like the cop was being generous.
93Oct13 4:35 pm from Zeylan
Cops pull you over to see if you have any donuts. They get irate when you
don't. I usually carry a few crullers or a danish in the glove box, just in
case. Then when they ask for my driver's license I casually slip a jelly
donut into my wallet and act like I didn't know it was there.
93Oct13 6:12 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Sounds like the cop just wanted your friends to wear their seatbelts. He
obviously wasn't being fooled, but he also didn't have any proof that they
hadn't had their seatbelts on.
Would you like it if a cop pulled you over, thinking you hadn't been
wearing seatbelts, and you really had, and he didn't believe you and gave you
a ticket anyway?
93Oct13 11:17 pm from Baby Driver
Dude, sounds like you oughta be grateful to that pork.
93Oct14 4:15 am from Chuck
I said I wanted to go pig hunting to a friend and he said "Oh, around King
City?" (the chp capital of th earth) and I thought he thought I meant cop
hunting. Turns out there are a lot of boars around king city.
93Oct14 1:07 pm from Joaquin X. Gray
BBS
7pm - 7am
The Nightime BBS
962-6412
Don't be biased.
Call Soon
93Oct15 2:04 am from Chuck
That's it. Delete that accccount.!!!
93Oct15 10:03 am from Joaquin X. Gray
All of my other accounts have been hacked.
93Oct15 11:44 am from Tube Champ
Sure.
93Oct15 6:24 pm from Zeylan
I seem to have heard that one before.
93Oct15 7:45 pm "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
if you think its so bad, chuck, start a suit in law>. if the majority of the
users agree (and i think they will), i will punish x accordingly.
93Oct15 10:06 pm from Mike Stand
I agree with Chuck.
93Oct16 2:34 pm from Zeylan
Punishing him accordingly would involve hanging him from a tree.
93Oct16 4:33 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Let's give him a bottle of salsa made in New York and send him into El Paso,
Texas.
93Oct16 10:00 pm from Mike Stand
Let's put makeup on him and send him into a biker bar.
93Oct16 10:48 pm from Baby Driver
Let's pound him.
93Oct17 3:00 am from Chuck
Let's put "white power" tattoos all over him, strip him, and drop him off in
compton.
93Oct17 7:40 pm from Mike Stand
Let's put Lenin pins on him and drop him off in Orange County.
93Oct17 10:09 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Let's put "Rush is Right" pins on him and drop him off in Washington, D.C.
93Oct18 3:56 am from Chuck
Ok, LC, you win. There is nothing worse.
93Oct18 7:17 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
:> Liberalville, USA.
93Oct19 10:01 pm White Hockey Mask! from Arconian
Moscow of the western world.
93Oct20 6:49 pm "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
i have a lenin pin.
93Oct20 9:19 pm from Baby Driver
i have a lengthy penis.
93Oct21 12:04 am from Chuck
Stop making LC jealous.
93Oct21 1:34 am from InSanE Within.
nothin' like a good linchin'.
93Oct21 5:46 pm "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
to keep you from feeling down. we lynched x, but he was already gone. we need
to lynch someone with more spirit. fight. you know. i'm in a killing mood.
93Oct21 6:49 pm from Sully
You had better be nice to chuck, Nixon, he seems like he is really god at
insulting people. Almost as good as that guy aidan. That guy was really rad
at insulting people. I remember reading his insults of kia and I think
newstyle and being glad that it wasnt me that he was attacking.
NAMBLA> read
93Oct11 4:35 pm from Baby Driver
If I were to name my dick I'd probably call it Benjamin, just so it'd be
easier to slip it into some girls socket, because she'd be thinking, "hm, a
name like that and he's got to be sensitive and serious. Maybe he'll want a
commitment." Fuck that though. Either Benjamin or Arnold.
93Oct11 4:42 pm from Zeylan
I prefer "Poseidon" myself. Or maybe "Krakatoa".
93Oct11 8:10 pm from Dungeon Master
I'd name mine "Aragorn".
93Oct11 8:42 pm "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
i wouldn't name mine. stupid.
93Oct11 10:20 pm from Zeylan
Well, I wouldn't name mine either. But that goes beyond the scope of the
discussion, which is what you would name your pecker if for some reason you
HAD to.
93Oct11 10:41 pm from Chuck
How was that last message for having content. Damn faggots.
93Oct11 11:01 pm from Mike Stand
I'd call mine "Man O' Steel."
93Oct11 11:22 pm from Baby Driver
I'd call mine for dinner, about a hundred times a day.
93Oct11 11:52 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
How 'bout Zeus?
93Oct12 10:27 pm from Mike Stand
How about Dionysus? That's maybe what I'd call mine.
93Oct13 12:08 am from Chuck
Or Stanley? As in power tool.
93Oct13 3:44 pm from InSanE Within.
and then there was dick.
93Oct13 6:34 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Or you could name it "Richard," on the basis that it's long for "Dick"...
93Oct13 10:09 pm from Mike Stand
But that's too much like a normal guy's name. And if you jerked off it be like
jerking off another guy.
93Oct13 10:21 pm White Hockey Mask! from Arconian
You're an idiot Dungeon Master to name it that.
93Oct13 11:19 pm from Baby Driver
I might name mine "Master Stallone" or something tough. THe more I think of
it, the more I'm not sure what to name it now. SOmething cool, but something
that some bitch won't find like funny.
93Oct13 11:40 pm from Dungeon Master
Ok, I'll rename mine "Frodo".
93Oct14 4:15 am from Chuck
Howabout Bitch? Then you could say "Suck bitch" and she couldn't get mad at
you.
93Oct14 10:10 am from GOD!
I like " slutwhore" better.
93Oct14 1:07 pm from Joaquin X. Gray
BBS
7pm - 7am
The Nightime BBS
962-6412
Don't be biased.
Call Soon
93Oct14 2:07 pm from Zeylan
You can stop with the fucking bbs ad. We're not going to call!
93Oct15 12:27 am Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
Don't worry, Zeylan. As soon as he realize how stupid it was to post the same
piece of crap in every room, he'll deny doing it.
93Oct15 2:05 am from Chuck
I think I'll call and leave ads for "lonely immature sysop seeks anything with
a pulse, inflatable ok."
93Oct15 9:18 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
Disregard all messages from me around 12:30 am Oct. 15 - someone's been
sleeping in MY bed, said the papa bear.
93Oct15 11:34 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Don't forget to ad, "Quadraped okay" and "Not allergic to wool" to that ad,
Chuck...
93Oct16 5:02 am from Chuck
good idea, but couldn't quadraped be read as quad-raped. As in someone who
had a bad experience with 4-wheelers.
93Oct16 9:33 am "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
or someone who was raped 4 times.
93Oct17 12:27 am from The Social Study
I wish everyone would just embrace and not hate any longer. I don't hate. I
try to love everybody with a kind heart whether they deserve it or not, and if
it seems to me they do, then they probably most likely do.
93Oct17 3:01 am from Chuck
Could you then embrace my penis with your lips? You are a stupid hippy.
People who don't hate can't love either.
93Oct17 12:04 pm from Zeylan
Who is this "social study" fucker who keeps passing judgement on everyone?
93Oct17 5:35 pm from GOD!
He is either some gay guy or a female who needs her bare butt blistered by
chucky.
93Oct17 6:54 pm from Baby Driver
Somebody who needs to be reamed.
93Oct17 7:41 pm from Mike Stand
I don't think Social Study's that bad.
93Oct17 10:10 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I don't either. Why does every new user need to be flamed brutally? I suppose
it's the general distrust for new users actually being different people...
People like ddx and Aidan are most likely the root of our distrust.
93Oct17 10:30 pm from Reese's Pieces
I agree. And, as Aidan and DDX are exceptional cases, it is a mistake to make
generalizations based on those cases.
93Oct17 11:56 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
I think we're all getting angry. Let's have a big tele-hug!
93Oct18 12:13 am from Baby Driver
Fag.
93Oct18 3:57 am from Chuck
butt-cheese-eater.
93Oct18 3:58 am from Chuck
Actually, I am starting to think that Sesame Study is a new user, but I don't
care. It is a man as far as I can tell, but it is irrelevant. It is a
walking asshole, a piece of a.b.c. cottage cheese melting in the sun of life.
93Oct18 7:18 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Head-cheese-eater.
93Oct18 8:53 pm from Mike Stand
A microwaved cheese eater.
93Oct18 10:26 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Who buys disk boxes for $2.
93Oct18 11:11 pm from Baby Driver
Mike, fuck you and your anti-microwaved cheese shit. You closed-minded fuck.
You hairy little sprout of a Luminary's bedroom with the door closed fag.
93Oct19 12:52 am from Chuck
Yeah.
93Oct19 12:35 pm from The Social Study
Luminary and Mike thank you. I appreciate it, the rest of you can suck my
giant member with balls so big they drag. Driver I think if anyone's a cheese
eater it's you and Chuck.
93Oct19 6:13 pm from Chuck
Hey Social Disease, now you just pulled the crap that you accosted us for
pulling. Know what that makes you? That makes you worse than watery maggot
infested bloody shit. That makes you a hypocrite. Now that you have insulted
people using "bad" words, we don't want to hear anymore crap about how bad we
are. You can eat your words, shit them out, and eat them again. I hope you
give yourself worms. Besides, who is this member with big balls? A member of
you faggot felcher's society? A member of the gay and lesbian taskforce?
Yeah, I eat cheese. You eat shit smegma fondue, asshole hypocrite.
93Oct19 9:17 pm from Mike Stand
What the fuck's wrong with me not liking microwaved cheese? How does that make
me a jerk? Microwave cheese sucks. It makes the bread soggy. Sorry if you
don't know, and have never used a microwave. The FACT is, grilled cheese is
way better.
93Oct19 10:06 pm White Hockey Mask! from Arconian
The only thing that makes Social Study's balls so big is that they get sucked
on by so many guys that they're streched to fucking basketballs.
93Oct19 11:50 pm from Baby Driver
Mike, your mommy probably still cooks for you, so don't talk to me about
cooking. You wouldn't know jack from cheddar, you soggy white-bread wonder.
Sesame Study, you've got nuts the size of seeds on a McDonald's bun. Shut up.
93Oct20 12:18 am from Chuck
Sorry, I think grilled is better too. Microwaved cheese alone is good, but if
you do it on bread, you have to eat your sandwich with a spoon. And I also
don't think social disease has nuts the size of seends on buns. He has
poppy-seed sized nuts, about half the size of the average sesame seed.
93Oct20 8:11 am from Zeylan
I like my cheese grilled.
93Oct20 8:33 pm from Mike Stand
See Baby Driver? Zeylan agrees with me, so does Chuck. You're lame if you
prefer microwave cheese sandwhiches to fried. You've probably never had a good
grilled cheese sandwhich in your life, you doofus.
93Oct20 9:01 pm from Chuck
Baby is pretty ruthless. Sure you want to challenge his cheese?
93Oct20 9:23 pm from Baby Driver
Mike, I don't feel like I need to respond to you if you're such a half wit
you've got to run to Zeylan and Chuck for support. Learn to stand on your own
before you talk to me about cheese, you pap smear.
93Oct20 9:49 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
If you took away the blatent insults, there wouldn't be much to Baby Driver's
messages.
93Oct21 12:04 am from Chuck
If you took away _anything_ from LC's messages, there wouldn't be anything
left.
93Oct21 11:37 am from Mike Stand
I don't get it.
93Oct21 5:47 pm "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
that's cause there's nothing to get. chuck was just spouting off at random.
Avocado Outlet> read
93Oct01 11:42 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Let's ignore Chuck and maybe he'll disappear like ddx has for the moment.
93Oct01 1:32 am from Tube Champ
That's only because his lame messages were deleted... call me a pessimist, but
I doubt we've seen the last of DDX.
93Oct01 2:37 am from Chuck
Sally, Sally, whose twat is really smally. She's really fat and rolly-polly.
Calling me worthless only tells me you care.
93Oct02 4:07 pm Nihilist Ravings from Null
Nah, the Romans were just a bunch of tax collectors. There's no such thing as
Roman Culture - it was all developed by the people they conquered.
93Oct02 7:55 pm from Doctor
Hahah
93Oct02 8:29 pm "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
law, government, art, literature, strategy, roads, aqueducts, cities,
concrete,
93Oct02 9:59 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Are the Borg just a version of the Roman empire?
93Oct02 10:13 pm from Chuck
The borg were liberals.
93Oct03 6:21 am "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
a number of people have noted the dangers of extrapolating the politics of
your country onto other countries. the same applies, only more so, here.
93Oct03 10:59 am from BOO
Chuck, if you want to harrass Sally, do it somewhere else, or (preferably)
don't do it at all. It really doesn't enrich us any, and she obviously isn't
affected by it. OOOh, or if you really wanted to be clever, you could refrain
from insulting her on a sexual basis, which only shows that have nothing else
to do but partake in a nice little power struggle.
93Oct03 2:37 pm To Pancreas-Man from Luminary Coremaster
Hey! Get those fish out of that poor guy's nose!
93Oct03 2:59 pm from Chuck
BOO, your name would be cool if you put a B at the end of it, you feminist
dyke. Go munch a rug. It isn't a fucking power struggle, if it was, I would
win by using my size or my gun or both. I will lay off of Sally because you
are dumber than she is and you are louder, too. I will insult you on a sexual
basis, even thought you are probably hermaphroditic or wish you were. You are
SHIT. Not like normal shit, but SMELLY, runny shit dripping down the edges of
a cracked urinal, half washed away by bloody PISS. You are the piece of
soiled toilet paper floating in the toilet bowl of your excuse for a life.
93Oct03 11:51 pm from Zeylan
Yecch. Thanks for the visual.
93Oct04 9:03 am from BOO
Actually I am a hermaphrodite, though one of my testes hasn't quite descended.
And isn't it funny that the threatened male tries to strip away the feminist's
sexuality? I will not bring into the issue whether or not I'm a dyke, but the
people I originally called her to speak to know me well enough that I don't
need to. You can call people whatever you like, it's your right, and you'll
notice that I haven't tried to convince people to keep you from calling. But
I also have my right to exist, and my right to believe that you wouldn't get
along well at all without references to sexuality and excrement.
93Oct04 9:35 am from Heywood Jablomi
I think it's time to start passing out the valium.
93Oct04 2:23 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
I think it's time to start passing out.
93Oct04 5:29 pm from Chuck
Actually, I am addicted to references to sex and shit. I can't go through the
day without them. I tried calling hooked on phonics, but they only offered to
get me off of records. BOOb, I realize you were right all along. Can I come
to one of your feminist women's man-crucifying groups?
P.S. I hope your teste descends soon.
93Oct05 8:37 pm from BOO
Thank you, I've been waiting patiently for that darned left teste. I don't go
to meetings, I think and read and figure things out; meetings are (not always,
but generally in my opinion) too frenzied, and things that started out mild
could well turn into man crucifying.
93Oct05 10:22 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Chuck is really a figment of my indigestion.
93Oct05 10:41 pm White Hockey Mask! from Arconian
You're a fucking moron chuck. Stop harrasing Sally and Boo and Tin and
everyone else.
You see everyone? In-breeding really does cause mental defects!
93Oct06 12:31 am from Chuck
IS arconain a strange sex position involving animals and homos like Tim? Or a
kind of lichen that you might find under wet rocks? (Hey Barney, scrape some
of that arconian off the bottom of that rock!) Arconian, you can talk for
yourself, but why don't you let BOOb and Sandpaper Sally speak for
themselves? Is it because they are women and thus the weaker sex? I bet it
is.
93Oct06 10:35 am White Hockey Mask! from Arconian
No Arconian is up your mom's ass right now and loving it. You mom seems to
like it also.
93Oct06 6:55 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Icky.
93Oct06 8:27 pm White Hockey Mask! from Arconian
Pretty crude, huh? Yeah, it bugs me also. But I don't like sitting around and
watching Chuck pick on people for no reason. He's being the cruelest.
93Oct06 8:55 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Chuck is just some bored guy who uses the boards as a chance to insult people.
93Oct06 9:18 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
Chuck needs to make friends, but he doesn't have much chance, judging by first
impressions. If he talks this way to people he can't see or hear (or smell)
imine what he would be like in person.
93Oct06 10:09 pm from Chuck
Tim the homo enchanter, I have friends. They are here watching me type this.
We all think it is very funny. Tim, why don't you go to church and crucify
yourself or somethimg?
93Oct07 7:15 am from Heywood Jablomi
"Can't we all just get along?"
93Oct07 7:15 am from Heywood Jablomi
"All we are saying is give peace a chance."
93Oct07 7:15 am from Heywood Jablomi
"Make love, not war."
93Oct07 7:16 am from Heywood Jablomi
"I love you, you love me, we're a happy family..."
93Oct07 7:16 am from Heywood Jablomi
Etc., ad nauseum, ad infinitim.
93Oct07 8:46 pm from InSanE Within.
Barney got beet up by "hoodlems"(sp?) hahahahhaah
93Oct07 11:49 pm from Chuck
I hate you, you hate me, let's all hang barney from a tree....
Make war, not noise.
Peace on you.
93Oct08 3:30 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Barney got beat up?!
93Oct09 12:45 am from InSanE Within.
that's what my ear told my brain. Barney is a child molester.
93Oct09 2:10 am from Chuck
I am a barney molester.
93Oct09 8:56 am Nihilist Ravings from Null
Barney is an eye molester
93Oct09 10:18 pm "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
that like a beholder?
93Oct09 10:35 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
I'm glad your friends get a kick out of seeing what a moron you are, Chuck.
93Oct10 1:59 pm from GOD!
No offense tim, but I think chucky's friends are getting a kick out of what a
moron you are. BTW, I havent seen a post from sally in a long time, it looks
like she stopped calling because of chuck, no?
93Oct10 7:19 pm from Tube Champ
Yeah, I was wondering what happened to her.
93Oct10 9:29 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Maybe she calls and doesn't post. Various users do that.
93Oct10 10:20 pm from Chuck
Well, Sally yogurt, start calling again! I will pick on Tim not you!
93Oct10 11:55 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
Wow. I'm a martyr.
93Oct11 1:27 am from Chuck
no, just a flatulatyr.
93Oct13 6:35 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
At least he's not a fladulatyr.
93Oct14 1:07 pm from Joaquin X. Gray
BBS
7pm - 7am
The Nightime BBS
962-6412
Don't be biased.
Call Soon
93Oct15 11:44 am from Tube Champ
Get lost, faggot.
93Oct16 5:02 am from Chuck
Die a slow death in a flaming ball of steaming shit.
93Oct19 10:07 pm White Hockey Mask! from Arconian
Steaming shit? Cool.
93Oct20 8:11 am from Zeylan
How is a woman like a pile of shit?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
93Oct20 8:22 pm from Charlotte Sometimes
No comment.
93Oct20 8:33 pm from Mike Stand
Hahaha! Right on, Zeylan!
93Oct20 9:01 pm from Chuck
They smell less as they get older too.
93Oct20 9:23 pm from Baby Driver
They dry up as they get older too.
93Oct21 12:04 am from Chuck
Yeah, but KY doesn't smell.
93Oct21 8:18 am from Zeylan
I don't think the joke deserved this much examination...
BBS Update> read
93Sep30 6:31 pm from Mordrak
Yeah, I don't either. I used to when my account was Gerald Tarrant...
93Sep30 7:47 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Well, at any rate, his biffs HAVE been deleted. Hooray! Ahem.
93Oct01 10:38 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
Just out of curiosity, whatever happened to Zone X?
93Oct01 11:42 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
It died. It only had like five new messages every three days.
93Oct04 2:24 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
Yay!
93Oct04 2:46 pm from gwar
My board doesn't seem to be answering. Good thing I checked before going
home...I can reset it on my way.
93Oct06 9:19 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
When are you going to get rid of that line noise, Gwar? I know, it's the fone
co.'s fault, but I'm going to harass you about it just the same.
93Oct07 2:28 pm from Hobgoblin
Look for the new improved squeaky hinge soon. I have a useable computer!
Yipee! Horray!
93Oct07 10:17 pm from gwar
Well, even tho I know you, Tim, I'll turn into Zeylan and tell you to kiss my
ass until you shut up. :)
93Oct07 10:17 pm from gwar
No offense to Zeylan. :) :)
93Oct08 3:32 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
This looks like a guy with a cigarette: ,
:)
93Oct08 4:12 pm from Mordrak
not really.
93Oct09 12:03 am from gwar
Nope. Anyway, Gwar's Domain is working okay again as far as I can tell. Over
20 calls today before I sarted messing with it. I'm TRYING to see if I can
set up my board to poll Birdhouse and, thereby, keep FidoNet working. I had
to turn off internal fido detection because someone was fucking up my computer
and hanging it. Unfortunately, Birdhouse has been busy all evening so I can't
tell if my kludge/polling setup actually works.
93Oct09 11:25 pm from Chuck
Hey, richard m. nixon, when are you going to get rid of the line noise
disguisedas a message above mine?
93Oct10 12:32 am from gwar
My message isn't line noise. :) :) :) (That translates to a shit eating
grin.)
93Oct10 9:30 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Hur.
93Oct10 10:21 pm from Chuck
That was actually pretty funny.
93Oct11 10:14 pm from The Dynz Znax
BBS
7pm - 7am
The Nightime BBS
962-6412
Don't be biased.
Call Soon
93Oct11 10:21 pm from Zeylan
Aha. This "dynz znax" fag _is_ in fact DDX. The dork can't even spell
"nighttime" correctly.
93Oct11 10:42 pm from Chuck
Or it is his number anyway. Maybe one of his relatives or something?
93Oct12 12:28 am from Tube Champ
Oh, no. He's got relatives? Will the damn thing start appearing in every
single room?
93Oct12 5:55 am "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
i don't even remember the phone number, but then, i don't have to. the 7-7
part is familiar enough.
93Oct12 8:12 am from Zeylan
And since the same message was posted by DDX on every fucking bbs in town.
93Oct12 7:47 pm from The Dynz Znax
Damn straight.
93Oct12 9:49 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
It is the same number, becuase I didn't delete my phone book entry because DDX
has tried to shut down from sysoping way too many times.
93Oct13 12:09 am from Chuck
It's like a drug.
93Oct13 3:48 pm from InSanE Within.
It's like the Roma on state street.. an addiction that isn't wanted but you
sooner or later go back.
93Oct13 6:36 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I called. The colors are good. There are only four or so users.
93Oct14 4:16 am from Chuck
Did you protect yourself from aids?
93Oct14 1:08 pm from Joaquin X. Gray
BBS
7pm - 7am
The Nightime BBS
962-6412
Don't be biased.
Call Soon
93Oct15 11:35 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I don't think there are any aids there, but there aren't any users in general
either.
93Oct17 11:57 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
I tried to become a user but the paranoid sysop isn't giving write privileges.
93Oct18 5:46 pm from gwar
BTW, Tim, try calling my BBS now. I got a good connect to every system I'd
been having trouble calling from the BBS location with the Supra. It's been
switched to a Best Data 14.4k internal. But, for now, DON'T HANG UP until
you've actually seen the logoff screen that lists the doors. The stupid thing
came from the factory set to force the CD line/whatever to be high all the
time. The BBS doesn't know when someone just loses carrier in the middle of a
call. Working on it.
93Oct18 7:19 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I called the other day, there haven't been any new messages in about a
week.I'm referring to ddx's cyber-wasteland.
93Oct18 10:34 pm from GOD!
Why the fuck did you call!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
93Oct19 12:53 am from Chuck
You asshole. Now when that one folds, he will advertise his new one again.
93Oct19 9:50 am from Zeylan
Three hundred times.
93Oct19 3:20 pm Demented Babble from Mordrak
in every room.
93Oct19 6:13 pm from Chuck
twice.
93Oct19 8:39 pm Demented Babble from Mordrak
no, 300
93Oct19 8:45 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Hey, I was curious. It's not up anymore. I think he's finally gotten the idea
that people don't like him.
93Oct19 10:10 pm White Hockey Mask! from Arconian
He's a fucking failure. He tried to be funny on his show... he wasn't. He
tried to be "cute" on BBSs... he was a fucking pain. He tried to put up a
decent BBS... he put up a BBS that was a waste of time.
93Oct19 10:49 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
What is the conclusion, in 5 words or less?
Example: "ddx is wasted protoplasmic life."
93Oct20 12:19 am from Chuck
ddx eats soggy smegma burgers.
93Oct20 8:12 am from Zeylan
ddx should be aborted in his 60th trimester.
93Oct20 6:52 pm from Chuck
That is cool.
93Oct20 7:08 pm "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
i feel sorry for doctor x. i don't think he's had a lot of friends in his
life, and the one best friend he did have became an enemy because he fucked
up. he has never been accepted many places, and now he has been rejected in
the one place where nearly everyone else is; even assholes like chuck. x must
be feeling pretty low.
93Oct20 8:34 pm from Mike Stand
Then he shouldn't come on and fucking ruin everything by repeating the same
stupid shit in every room. If this BBS matters to him, he sure as hell doesn't
show it.
93Oct20 9:03 pm from Chuck
His problem is that he is home schooled. He never had a chance to learn how
to socially interact with other humans. Besides, Dick nixon, I am not just an
asshole. I am THE BEST asshole there is. And don't you forget it. I TRY to
alienate myself but I CAN'T. People LIKE seeing what an ASSHOLE I am.
93Oct20 9:25 pm from Baby Driver
The coveted title.
93Oct20 10:36 pm from GOD!
and you gotta admit That chucky couldnt try much harder at alienating
himself........
93Oct20 10:44 pm from gwar
I'm gonna keep bitching at Tim to call my board. I've changed the modem and
he has YET to log in.
93Oct21 12:05 am from Chuck
Gwar, are you a woman? Most women bitch more than men.
93Oct21 8:19 am from Zeylan
Then you must have a gaping vagina.
93Oct21 5:49 pm "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
chuck, i would rather you were not an asshole. you seem like an interesting
guy, but you can't seem to leave a single message without insulting someone.
93Oct21 6:58 pm from Bob
One bad thing about an anarchistic BBS such as this is that it only takes
one or two assholes to ruin it for everyone else.
93Oct21 8:35 pm from Tube Champ
Yeah, but thank God it's lively here, unlike the Whale.
93Oct21 9:02 pm from Zeylan
Bob, quit calling this place "anarchistic." This is the most coordinated and
uniquely VIBRANT bulletin board in this town. Bowhead is fucking dull,
Swagland has turned into an "I am Thor" "gnaw, hehehe" "hum" twit refuge, and
Liberty Club is a telecom wasteland. This place gets more interesting
activity than any other at present. The only reason you think it's anarchy is
because you're not allowed to delete everything you disagree with.
1000 Pts of Light> read
93Sep29 11:34 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
Yes, the line comparing children's instruments to adult studio toys was what
made me burst into spontaneous hysterics.
93Sep30 6:53 pm Religion sucks from Yacub
WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO BE! ONE OF THE HARVESTERS OF THE SEA! BEFORE MY
DAYS ARE DONE! I WANt to be A FISHERMAN!
93Sep30 7:52 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
YOUR WORDS ARE EMPTY HOLLOW BLEATINGS OF A MENTAL CRUTCH!
THEY'RE OPEN FESTERED INDIGESTION WITH A VELVET TOUCH!
AN ETHER EATING ESKIMO WOULD GAG UPON YOUR SIGHT!
CONVULSED INTO OBLIVION, FROM LAUGHTER OR FROM FRIGHT!
A COMA WITH A SWEET AROMA IS YOUR ONLY DREAM!
MALIGNANT WITH THE MISCONCEPTION THAT A GRUNT CAN GLEAM!
YOUR LICHEN COVERED CORPUSCLES ARE FILTHY AS A FIST!
INFECTION IS YOUR FINEST FLOWER MILDEWED IN THE MIST!!!!!!!!!!
---The solo from "Blue Rosebuds" by The Residents
93Oct05 7:45 pm from InSanE Within.
if one is not woken up, one rarely remembers one's dreams.
-=Xavier Warren=- er me
93Oct05 10:22 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
"Ignorance of your culture is not considered cool."
---from a 1978 promotional "Duck Stab" poster
93Oct06 8:05 am from Heywood Jablomi
"I think I'm gonna throw up... HRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAUGHhHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
---Me, yesterday at work, after I ate a sandwich from Alpha Beta
93Oct10 2:59 pm from Dungeon Master
Remind me not to eat their sandwhiches.
93Oct10 9:30 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Eat them at Cappa Delta instead.
93Oct11 1:55 pm from ddx
I am so cute. I am so smart. I am so lonely. I am so cute. I am so smart. I am
so lonely. I am so cute. I am so smart. I am so lonely. I am so cute. I am so
smart. I am so lonely. I am so cute. I am so smart. I am so lonely. I am so
cute. I am so smart. I am so lonely. I am so cute. I am so smart. I am so
lonely. I am so cute. I am so smart. I am so lonely. I am so cute. I am so
smart. I am so lonely. I am so cute. I am so smart. I am so lonely. I am so
cute. I am so smart. I am so lonely. I am so cute. I am so smart. I am so
lonely. I am so cute. I am so smart. I am so lonely. I am so cute. I am so
smart. I am so lonely. I am so cute. I am so smart. I am so lonely. I am so
cute. I am so smart. I am so lonely. I am so cute. I am so smart. I am so
lonely.
93Oct11 10:14 pm from The Dynz Znax
Ahm sure.
93Oct11 10:42 pm from Chuck
Wasn't that almost a Biff.
93Oct11 11:54 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
Not this again.
93Oct12 5:56 am "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
no. it would be a biff if he'd posted it more than once. (and more than twice.)
93Oct12 7:49 pm from The Dynz Znax
Hey Bob, the ddx account is no longer mine. Probably best to ignore anything I
say. If it's extremely inane, it's prolly not me.
93Oct12 10:15 pm from Zeylan
Good excuse. Too bad you try and use it every single time you biff a board.
"Oh, that wasn't me, I gave that account away." Uh-huh, sure.
93Oct13 12:10 am from Chuck
Well said Zeylan. Dr X, no one believes your pathetic little tales. Why
don't you go biff boards based in, oh, Saudia Arabia.
93Oct13 11:13 am from GOD!
Since he claims it is not his account just delete the account. No fucking big
deal. Unless Zeylan hacked the account from ddx.
93Oct13 1:17 pm from Zeylan
Now wait a fucking minute, bub. I don't even have sysop access here, just
aide privs, and I can't do shit with that. And the last time I looked I
didn't have psychic powers, so I didn't pick ddx's vacuous mind for his
password. I don't have the desire or time to go around posting "I am so cute
and lonely" just for kicks; I have better and more interesting things to do
with my time, like flossing or tying my shoes. So you can take your empty,
unjustified accusations and administer an enema on yourself with them.
93Oct13 6:39 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
It's true, Zeylan doesn't have Sysop Privs. Be more thoughtful next time,
GOD!. However, the same thing occured to me that occured to you, and that's
since ddx says his account has been hacked, it should be deleted. I will
hither forth and partake upon this venture immediately.
93Oct13 6:41 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
There. The infected "ddx" account has been attended to.
93Oct13 7:31 pm from Zeylan
Gee. I lost my sysop privs for doing that very thing, Lume.
93Oct13 8:50 pm "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
o dear. luminary, let me enumerate the reasons why deleting accounts is not a
good thing to do.
1) whoever it is can just make another one with the exact same name.
2) this is, as zeylan pointed out, strictly against the system policy.
93Oct13 10:10 pm from Mike Stand
Oh, no. That little faggot's going to be back with his "I'm so lonely" shit.
93Oct13 10:26 pm White Hockey Mask! from Arconian
Wait a minute? ddx, isn't really ddx? I just got a reply from him in E-mail
and I was about to hunt him down and kick his ass for what he said.
So who is the REAL Dark Doctor X?? What's his real handle now?
93Oct13 11:20 pm from Baby Driver
hell yah spill them bodily fluids.
93Oct13 11:55 pm from Mordrak
I learned a new word from Zeylan: vacous (mind) how is that pronounced?
vashes?
93Oct14 4:19 am from Chuck
vac (as in vacuum) -U- (as in University) -us (as in us). or va-Q-us. means
empty.
Dr X's handle is znaw breth or zapny dinyx or some other unpronouncable words
like that.
93Oct14 8:34 am from Zeylan
And he biffed the board with that stupid handle, too.
93Oct14 1:09 pm from Joaquin X. Gray
I don't care what you guys think. I know I didn't biff the board, and I don't
biff my own board. It just goes to prove that all of you are dip-shits.
Someone is trying to ruin my reputation. All of my accounts on this bbs have
been hacked, except for this one which I just made. I'm sure this one will be
hacked soon, too. Idiots.
93Oct14 1:10 pm from Joaquin X. Gray
BBS
7pm - 7am
The Nightime BBS
962-6412
Don't be biased.
Call Soon
93Oct14 2:07 pm from Zeylan
What was that about not biffing the boards?
93Oct14 5:25 pm from Swagman
Biff D. Board...
93Oct15 2:05 am from Chuck
$1 for DDx's head.
93Oct15 11:45 am from Tube Champ
You collect empty things?
93Oct15 7:49 pm "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
maybe he's pretending he's crazy. schitophrenic-like.
93Oct15 11:37 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I didn't delete the "ddx" account, I merely turned on the Twit option, and I
also turned off the Write Privs. So, the account is still in existence, it
just won't be able to biff the board anymore.
93Oct16 5:03 am from Chuck
thank you. Now do it to the Jaquin S. Grep account.
93Oct16 9:34 am "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
you a unix fan, chuck?
93Oct16 4:34 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I seriously doubt that was a major typo, so the joke went over my head.
93Oct17 12:28 am from The Social Study
Sigh.
93Oct17 3:02 am from Chuck
Richard, I was wondering if anyone would notice my comment there. I am
learning Unix now.
93Oct17 11:22 am "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
i guess it went over social study's head too.
93Oct18 4:00 am from Chuck
Not too suprised. Maybe I wouldn't be so hard on Sesame Study if he didn't
come in making judgements before he really knew anybody or something like
that. I already knew everybody (or at least had short descriptions) from PCO.
93Oct18 7:20 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Seriously? The crowd has changed considerably since the days of PCO.
93Oct19 12:54 am from Chuck
PCO told me of you, ddx, bob, richard nixon, gwar, tim, and a few others.
93Oct19 12:38 pm from The Social Study
Dhuck I'd prefer if you prohibited unwarranted things from public. Your the
only one here saying mean things that aren't deserved. I'm not a mean person
but I will if needs be. Just a warning.
93Oct19 3:32 pm from Zeylan
Ooh. A warning. How utterly frightening.
93Oct19 5:44 pm from GOD!
s.s, I am also a very nice person and let me give you a warning: Chuck is
fucking ruthless, don't get in a fight with him or he will eat you up alive
and shit you out in a smelly diahrea.
93Oct19 6:19 pm from Chuck
Why thank you GOD!, that is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me. :)
:) :). Now that that's taken care of, let me tear you a new asshole, Social
Disease. YOU are WARNING _ME_???? Like I'm supposed to be SCARED of a
walking ASSHOLE with a social disease? You are a fucking punk, a snot-nosed
little kid with a dirty diaper, screaming for any asshole to change your
molding diapers. You act like you're a nice shit so maybe you can get some
pity when people realize that you really have no life at all. Do you sit home
all the time with a vat of warm vaseline or do you choose to lay down at home
with cold KY? Either way, you are a social disease, a shunned former member
of a society of shitheads, a dick with no balls, a wet warm asshole with a
thick mixture of blood and cum dripping out. Basically, if you died, the
world would be a better place. Your mere presence can ruin a whole month.
93Oct19 8:40 pm Demented Babble from Mordrak
in the beginning...
93Oct19 8:47 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
... There were Cheeto's.
93Oct19 11:52 pm from Baby Driver
And they were good.
93Oct20 12:19 am from Chuck
Then I ate them and they were gone. The end.
93Oct20 8:13 am from Zeylan
And my fingers turned fucking orange.
93Oct20 7:10 pm "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
there is no end.
93Oct20 9:26 pm from Baby Driver
To the depth of Sesame Study's rectal cavern.
93Oct20 9:52 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Why do the makers of Cheeto's feel it necessary to use industrial coloring in
their product?
Little People> read
93Oct08 11:18 am from god
ANd PCO's first name (i believe) was charles. He was also quite tall, about 6
foot 6. He was also quite conservative.
93Oct08 11:25 pm from Chuck
Shut up. PCO is 6'3" and a Libertarian. I am a Republican friend of PCO's
and a classmate. He gave me this number. He only calls the Libertarian bbs
this quarter because he has to get good grades.
93Oct09 9:00 am Nihilist Ravings from Null
SO I gues you found out who PCO is...
93Oct09 10:37 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
PCO insulted everyone, but at least he was original in his insults. They were
actually slightly entertaining.
93Oct09 11:25 pm from Chuck
That may be so, but my insults are TRUE, assmunch. Go sit on a phonebook and
ask your mom if you can get spanked again.
93Oct10 2:01 pm from GOD!
Hmmm, I think chucky has a little fetish about spanking. It looks like he is
into having girls spank his butt.
93Oct10 9:31 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Reminds me of Steve... (G)
93Oct10 10:21 pm from Chuck
I am. I like to be tied up though. Being dominated gets me so horny.
93Oct10 11:57 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
Scary that Chuck's insults are dropping to Beavis and Butthead level. What
next?
93Oct11 1:28 am from Chuck
Yours increase to the B&B level.
93Oct11 11:54 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
I can only pray that they will.
93Oct13 3:54 pm from InSanE Within.
PCO more open minded tho... he would admit when he was wrong if he was proven
wronge.. usually.
93Oct13 6:43 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Yeah... And he was a bit more creative in his insults. But, oddly enough,
Chuck doesn't annoy me that much anymore. I guess I'm desensitized to his
abuse at this point, much in the same way that I can watch people being blown
to pieces on television, and instead of vomiting in horror, either shout,
"Yeah!" or make fun of the special effects, depending on what movie it might
be.
93Oct13 8:52 pm "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
its partly that and its partly that chuck seems to have mellowed out some.
93Oct13 10:31 pm White Hockey Mask! from Arconian
Being tied up is what your mom liked also. She was real good at it, must have
practiced with you or something. That surprised me. Of course it surprised me
when I found out your mom has a dick.
93Oct14 4:26 am from Chuck
I'm not suprised it suprised you Dorkonian - the first time you had sex was
sure to suprise you. I also know that you liked it when that person who
follows me around claiming to be my mom had a dick. I bet you sat on it and
fudgepacked it into your loose ever-lubed anal passages.
Dorkonian, you are dirt. Not like clean, healthy topsoil or even dry clean
desert sand. You are dirt like you would find under a garbage can that has
been sitting on grass for a week. Kind of wet, kind of sticky, kind of moldy,
but not really anything describable. Just something you wouldn't want to step
in if you were barefoot.
Dorkonian, you're also socially retarded. Whether this stems from your
incesssssant fudgepacking or your simultaneous oral/anal sex with people who
have recently eaten large bean burritos is still unknown, but either way, you
are a DORK. The little hair that grows out of Hillary Clinton's ass. The
smelly crap you find under the edge of your toenails. The grime under a car
that just drove over sheep droppings. All of these are BETTER than you can
even HOPE to EVER be in your wildest homoerotic DREAMS.
93Oct14 12:22 pm White Hockey Mask! from Arconian
What the fuck is was that message? A page long? You're getting really into
this Fuck (uh, I mean, chuck).
Ok, I'm dirt, I'm retarted,... what else... hmm, I'm not even topsoil.. ooh,
that's bad.... Oh, I'm the stuff under a car, that's a good one also!
Chuck your messages are getting longer, but stupider. You're a fuckin moron
Chuck. If you want to settle this I'll meet you somewhere. This is getting too
pathetic. But I know your ass is too sore for all those dicks going up it, so
you wouldn't want to get it kicked.
93Oct14 1:10 pm from Joaquin X. Gray
BBS
7pm - 7am
The Nightime BBS
962-6412
Don't be biased.
Call Soon
93Oct15 2:07 am from Chuck
AWWWWW..... Did the little Dorkonian get offended? (sob) (cry). Shut up
you bitch.
93Oct16 9:35 am "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
hmm. i take it back.
93Oct17 12:29 am from The Social Study
Chuck, out of manners, I'd appreciate a refrain from the usage of bitch and
other such like terms while on this public facility. I'm sure others, too.
93Oct17 3:06 am from Chuck
Ok, SS. How's dyke slut whore cunt faggot butt-rammer flamer fudgepacker
feminist chick dick asshole shit shithead motherfucker fuck shit-for-brains
and the rest of "like terms." I would appreciate a refrain from the usage of
sentences not including at least one of the above words while on this public
facility. Censorship sucks. This is not a public facility. Your idea of
polite and mine are radically different - I guess that just makes you
"insensitive to other's needs" and from your obviously stupid standpoint, that
is a sin. Go say a bunch of hail marys or some SHIT like that.
93Oct17 11:26 am "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
hey, social study, i hate to agree with chuck yet again, but this board is a
forum for the exercise of free speech. there is no censorship here. if i have
time someday, i'll find my system policy again and post it in a place where
you people can get at it. until then, you should know that everything is
permissable here (except biffs).
93Oct17 11:47 am from GOD!
biff
93Oct17 6:57 pm from Baby Driver
So, I just blazed two bowls with a friend and trying to read and make sense is
like. Shit. What I should be doing right now is sitting in Alice Keck staring
at the homeless or something that'd crack me up. Sorry I couldn't share with
you guys, I can't think straight. Later.
93Oct17 7:42 pm from Mike Stand
Pot sucks. So does alcohol. At least pot doesn't get you sick. But I think
drugs are waste of time and money.
93Oct17 10:13 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Agreed. I'd rather have a natural rush of adrenaline, than a cocaine-induced
one that doesn't stop, and can kill you.
93Oct17 11:59 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
A good way to get an adrenaline rush is to almost get run over by a car going
ninety miles an hour. And it can only miss you by six inches. It happened to
me once on my bike and I averaged about twenty-five all the way home I was on
such an adrenaline rush.
93Oct18 12:14 am from Baby Driver
Give me a break. And who's talking about cocaine here? I said I smoked a
little pot, which is proven to be healthier than alcohol.
93Oct18 4:02 am from Chuck
That is true - it is. And if I cared about the environment, I'd support pot
because hemp paper is better and cheaper than wood paper. Besides, our fucked
up govt full of Sesame Studies has no right to tell us not to use drugs. It's
our fucking business, not anyone else's.
93Oct18 7:23 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
What the hell?! "Pot is healthier than alcohol"??? What do you consider
"healthy"?!
Well, drinking sewage is healthier than sticking a pitchfork through your
brain.
93Oct18 8:53 pm from Mike Stand
Good point (haha)
93Oct18 10:27 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Ba-dum-tsssh! (rim shot) (G)
93Oct18 11:12 pm from Baby Driver
Lumindude, you sound like someone who's never smoked weed. No weedster? Never?
Come on, you can tell Uncle Driver.
93Oct19 12:55 am from Chuck
huh-huh. He said uncle. LC, so what if it is unhealthy. So is ice cream.
93Oct19 12:40 pm from The Social Study
I have a friend who once drank so much diet Coke he had a seizure. Scary.
93Oct19 6:19 pm from Chuck
Yeah, and your mom once drank so much cum she had you.
93Oct19 7:01 pm from BOO
Wow, that was really funny. I wish I'd thought of it. Really. Do you mind
my asking what, exactly, is insulting about being called a feminist?
93Oct19 8:48 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
People get annoyed with me when I tell them this, but I've never smoked
anything or drinken any type of alcohol in my life. I've never taken any
non-prescription drugs. As far as chemical substances go, I'm a goody
two-shoes.
93Oct19 9:18 pm from Mike Stand
I'm not annoyed. If anything, I'm impressed.
93Oct19 10:19 pm White Hockey Mask! from Arconian
Everyone says that pot is healthier than cigarettes, alcohol, etc. and that it
can cure the world's problems. However, I haven't really heard any real
scientific evidence supporting this. Yeah, I've heard than 4 acres of hemp can
make as much paper as 1 acre of forest, but are the sources credible? I mean,
I've heard enviromentalists make the wierdest lies, so it is possible that
some of these things supporting pot are false. In any case, I'd like to see an
actual report done by an independent researcher before I would make any
conclusions.
However, I have heard from a doctor that pot is a hell lot worse for you than
cigarettes.
93Oct19 10:51 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
You bring up a good point, Arconian. You always hear pro-drug people telling
you "Your local DARE officer is full of lies" and that sort of thing... Well,
why should we believe the pro-drug people in the first place?! How can we tell
WHO is really lying? I've never heard any substantial evidence from anti-DARE
people, and I would imagine the police department and the government has a
heck of a lot more research on drugs than some bum off the street does!
93Oct19 10:52 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
In essence--- We can't trust anybody.
93Oct19 11:54 pm from Baby Driver
Lumindude, relax. Chill out. Take a pill. Have a brew. Score a shot. Dig some
clams. Be mellow.
93Oct20 12:22 am from Chuck
The constitution and the declaration of independence are printed on hemp
paper. I have seen early 1900's posters saying "grow hemp for the war". Hemp
is a natural resource. Whether you should smoke it is irrelevant. What is
relevant is that our govt is keeping us from using resources out of some
misplaced ideals.
93Oct20 8:15 am from Zeylan
Declaration of Independence is printed on hemp, eh? Clinton should roll it
and smoke it, and actually inhale. That'd be one big doobie.
93Oct20 3:29 pm from Salamander
My physics teacher smoked wicker when he was young.
93Oct20 6:52 pm from Chuck
Mine smoked nylon by mistake.
93Oct20 7:15 pm "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
if you want to know the truth, you can consult the scientific literature. ucsb
library would be a good place to start.
93Oct20 9:27 pm from Baby Driver
Salamander, I care.
93Oct21 6:50 am from Bob
No, you don't.
93Oct21 8:20 am from Zeylan
Bob, shut the fuck up. You are so fucking irritating with your "No, you
don't" every time someone expresses an opinion. Go wipe someone's ass with
your beard.
93Oct21 10:37 am from Bob
I am not!
93Oct21 10:47 am from Sully
Yes you are.
93Oct21 3:03 pm from Bob
No, I'm not.
93Oct21 5:52 pm "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
yes you are.
93Oct21 6:58 pm from Bob
I am not!
93Oct21 9:02 pm from Zeylan
Yes, you bloody well are.
Hello, girls.> read
93Oct07 8:55 pm from InSanE Within. in Powdered Drink>
Chuck U. Farley is ....
93Oct07 11:51 pm from Chuck in Powdered Drink>
A cool guy, unlike insane within.
93Oct08 3:35 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster in Powdered Drink>
D'ohh!
93Oct08 10:08 am from Heywood Jablomi in Powdered Drink>
What the fuck is "D'ohh"? Since when has Homer Simpson been a Klingon?
93Oct08 5:40 pm "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon in Powdered Drink>
since about a week ago, when he was adopted into the Lk'reg clan of the
klingons. didn't you see the star trek/the simpsons crossover show on saturday?
93Oct09 9:02 am Nihilist Ravings from Null in Powdered Drink>
The words "man" and "woman" were not around when God (supposedly) created
everything. Language is a human invention.
93Oct09 10:39 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter in Powdered Drink>
When god created woman, man was around, and he talked to god. They apparently
used some sort of language. When god created woman, he used whatever the
equivalent words to "man" and "woman" in whatever language they spoke at the
time.
93Oct09 11:07 pm from Baby Driver in Powdered Drink>
When god created woman, it was as a life support system for a vagina.
93Oct09 11:28 pm from Chuck in Powdered Drink>
Well said, baby driver. The skin around a vagina is called a woman.
When man created god, women were around, and they talked to each other. They
used the language that evolved like they did. When man created god, he
accidentally used the words "immortal" and "powerful" and "holy" to describe a
mythical creature.
93Oct10 3:00 pm from Dungeon Master in Powdered Drink>
Vaginas are just parts of women, not their whole essence.
93Oct10 5:51 pm from Baby Driver in Powdered Drink>
Dungeon Master, obviously you haven't met very many women.
93Oct10 10:22 pm from Chuck in Powdered Drink>
Well said, baby driver. The esssence of women is reminiscent of fish.
93Oct11 4:42 pm from Zeylan in Powdered Drink>
"Hello, girls." That's an old joke.
93Oct11 8:12 pm from Dungeon Master in Powdered Drink>
I don't get it. What's the punch line?
93Oct11 10:21 pm from Zeylan in Powdered Drink>
"Hello, girls" is the goddamn punch line! Pay attention.
93Oct11 10:42 pm from Chuck in Powdered Drink>
Thanks, Zeylan. I get it now.
93Oct11 11:23 pm from Baby Driver in Powdered Drink>
I don't see my joke anywhere. How come?
93Oct11 11:54 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter in Powdered Drink>
Because you aren't paying attention. "HELLO, GIRLS"
93Oct12 8:13 am from Zeylan
Now maybe you'll get it, yes?
93Oct12 12:09 pm from Baby Driver
Rad.
93Oct13 12:11 am from Chuck
Who's the girl in here?
93Oct13 3:57 pm from InSanE Within.
you mean your not?
93Oct13 6:44 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I'm still not getting the joke. Is this one of those jokes that's
intentionally not funny, and you pretend it's hilarious to see if other people
will laugh to be polite?
93Oct13 7:31 pm from Zeylan
Luminary has obviously never gotten down in the clam.
93Oct13 10:34 pm White Hockey Mask! from Arconian
Oh, I get it.. Hello girls? HAHAHA HA hahaha ha ha ha ha ha
ahhhhhhh...
93Oct13 10:35 pm White Hockey Mask! from Arconian
Wait a minute, this room is a joke! (get it? the name of this room is called
"hello girls"?? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA) Oh, I'm just
rolling on the floor...
93Oct13 11:21 pm from Baby Driver
Luminary, some day we'll pop your cherry. Go down to TJ, get a few Coronskis.
Visit the fish market. Ya. No sloppy 2nd's for me, tho.
93Oct14 4:27 am from Chuck
Insane, that's "you're not" not "your not" Take some english lessons for
shit's sake. Damn immigrants.
93Oct14 1:10 pm from Joaquin X. Gray
BBS
7pm - 7am
The Nightime BBS
962-6412
Don't be biased.
Call Soon
93Oct15 11:39 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
What? I'm not getting the joke, that's all. It's like math, you can know
everything about it, but if it doesn't click, then it doesn't completely make
sense. So, explain this annoying joke for me. Don't tell me you're
embarrassed.
93Oct16 5:04 am from Chuck
"Someone hacked my account."
93Oct16 2:35 pm from Zeylan
Luminary... you'll know someday.
93Oct16 4:36 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
For Christsakes, I'm just not associating it with anything. I know it's
sexual, obviously. At least tell me this: What are the "girls"?
93Oct16 10:49 pm from Baby Driver
Like I said, let's take the guy to TJ.
93Oct17 12:31 am from The Social Study
From one man to another, I think that this sort of talk is fucking bad. I like
respect for girls, and ladies and women in general. I think we should all try
a little hard, and see if we do. It's not that I'm a homo or something, I' m
just saying respect the women who make good things come.
93Oct17 3:11 am from Chuck
Are you trying to say that men can't make good things come? IF you are, try
asking Dorkonian and he will show you otherwise. I used to respect all people
but it was too much work for too little pay so now I only respect those who
have earned my respect through their actions. I respect Baby Driver and
Zeylan and even Richard m. Nixon even though I often disagree with him. I
like to rip on tim and insane, but I even sort of respect them. It is my
belief that about 80% of the people on earth are stupid ignorant assholes who
I don't even want to meet. Of the other 20%, I would probably respect about
10% of them. (that's 10% of 20%) Look at the women of UCSB. Most of them
are good looking but if you talk to them or even look at them you usually get
crap. I have given up on talking to strangers, and why should I respect
someone I don't even know? SS, you need to take a long look at your life and
think about it some more.
93Oct17 11:29 am "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
you spelled my name wrong.
93Oct17 11:37 am from Tube Champ
I have no experience of men making good things come, personally.
93Oct17 10:14 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Fine, don't explain your annoying and long-since dead joke.
93Oct18 4:03 am from Chuck
Sorry Ricahrd N. Mixon! (j/k)
93Oct18 7:23 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Er... I think it's Richard M. Nixon... Hey, is his middle name "Mojo"?
93Oct19 12:56 am from Chuck
or Michelle?
93Oct19 12:41 pm from The Social Study
Chuck try thinking for once.
93Oct19 6:20 pm from Chuck
I am thinking. I am thinking how fun it would be to let you see a naked woman
for the first time. I can imagine the seizure you would have as you felt a
growth in your pants and tried to cut it off to keep it from spreading. I am
thinking of what a fucking RAG you are clogging the toilets of the abandoned
warehouse you call life.
93Oct19 7:04 pm from BOO
Chuck, what kind of shit do you get from UCSB women?
93Oct19 8:49 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Probably the literal kind, if he acts like this in real life. (G)
93Oct19 10:23 pm White Hockey Mask! from Arconian
Wait, chuck didn't spell richard m. nixon's name wrong in his message? Is this
some kind of conspiracy?
93Oct19 10:52 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I think he was referring to the neglection of typing it in lower-case.
93Oct20 12:24 am from Chuck
Well, BOO, I USED to see a bitch or walk by one and I'd smile in a friendly
way. In most parts of the country, you get a smile back. Here, you get a
"who the fuck are you, what can you do for me asshole" look instead of a
smile. I'm tired of it. I have women friends here at UCSB but on average the
women here are beautiful and total bitches.
93Oct20 8:15 am from Zeylan
I have to agree with Chuck on most of that.
93Oct20 7:17 pm "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
sometimes i wonder if chuck is just hanging out with the wrong people.
sometimes.
93Oct20 8:35 pm from Mike Stand
I completely agree with Chuck.
93Oct20 9:05 pm from Chuck
Am I not hanging out with you all electronically? I hang out with normal
people. We all think women are stupid baby machines or money grabbers, that's
all.
93Oct20 9:29 pm from Baby Driver
CHuck, sure they're beautiful, but most of them are lousy lays. I'd give the
girls here a general 6.5 on the "Can they take the chrome off an exhaust pipe"
scale. 6.5 ain't very good.
93Oct21 12:06 am from Chuck
You have a good point. I got a squeeze from a local high school a couple
years ago. IT was illegal but after I educated her, she was the best fuck I
ever had. And she could suck the chrome off of ANYTHING.
93Oct21 8:21 am from Zeylan
I need the chrome stripped off of my VW bumper. How much would that cost me?
93Oct21 5:55 pm "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
you complain about the women here being bitches. i look around santa barbara,
and i can't find these people. not in the numbers chuck implies, anyway.
93Oct21 7:08 pm from Bob
I don't doubt that most women behave like bitches toward Chuck. People tend
to respond in kind to whatever attitudes you approach them with.
Rim Job> read
93Oct06 8:31 pm White Hockey Mask! from Arconian
Of course. See how it turns out? Umm, I don't think a child should be used as
an experiment.
93Oct06 10:13 pm from Chuck
I would raise mine in a microwave to see how it turns out. Wombs sucks.
93Oct06 10:56 pm from god
What state was it whose court disallowed lesbians from rearing children?
93Oct07 6:53 pm "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
virginia.
93Oct07 8:57 pm from InSanE Within.
vagina
93Oct07 11:52 pm from Chuck
FAgs like to rear children. Lesbians front them.
93Oct09 9:04 am Nihilist Ravings from Null
I think Christians should be prohibited from raising children.
93Oct09 8:23 pm from Baby Driver
Christians shouldn't be prohibited from raising children. Catholics should.
93Oct09 10:40 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
I think it would be cool to slip birth control pills into some food and take
it to a catholic social event.
93Oct09 11:07 pm from Baby Driver
Here here.
93Oct09 11:29 pm from Chuck
I think it would be cool to slip some cesium into some food and take it to a
christian event or a catholic event. Then, I could be entertained by bald
religious freaks having mutated children because they are too stupid to abort
or use control.
93Oct12 12:10 pm from Baby Driver
Dynz Znax you really crossed the line. I am pissed. Capital letters pissed,
and I hope I never run into you in public, especialy when your sister is
around, brother, cause I'm going to get down and fucking dirty.
93Oct12 2:49 pm from Bob
In case anyone hasn't figured it out, Dnyx Znax == DDX == Dark Doctor X ==
Joaquin Gray (his real name)
I don't intend to degrade myself to that level, but I would find it amusing
to hear that someone biffed the hell out of his BBS. Any volunteers?
93Oct12 2:59 pm from Zeylan
I'd volunteer, except for the fact that he stays up all night long staring at
the screen, knocking users off for no apparent reason. Hard to sneak a biff
in that way, I bet.
However, ddx has been known to biff his own board on many, many occassions.
So I'm sure that in time he'll do it himself.
93Oct12 4:29 pm from Baby Driver
Obviously he needs a blow job.
93Oct12 7:55 pm from The Dynz Znax
I don't really care what you people think, but I am bored currently waiting
for my date, so I will tell you some things.
#1) I don't happen to be degraded enough to biff a board. My board, or this
board.
#2) As Bob has mentioned, this bulletin board (in particular) is extremely
anarchistic, and if any account with my name biffs, or enters inane messages,
you can be completely sure that it is NOT me. Most of you think it's me doing
it, but I have an enemy out there, and that enemy is trying to wreck
everything. Even to the point of using bad credit card #s.
93Oct12 10:16 pm from Zeylan
I might begin to believe you if it wasn't for the fact that you use that
excuse every time you wreak stupid havoc on a bbs. Stop crying wolf already.
93Oct12 10:30 pm from Mike Stand
What a loser. I saw his stupid television show, it sucked. He says he's
waiting for a date? Talk about delayed gratification.
93Oct13 12:13 am from Chuck
You don't even have a credit card. Are you waiting for your date to recharge
or to inflate? I bet now you feel degraded enough to biff a board.
93Oct13 4:20 pm from Baby Driver
Hey, just cause the rest of you guys can't get dates doesn't mean he can't,
93Oct13 6:50 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
What did he do? I read every message in here, someone must have deleted
whatever it was that he did. Although I wonder what this paranoid theory about
an enemy who uses credit card numbers is all about. Good God, talk about
skitzophrenia.
93Oct13 10:12 pm from Mike Stand
What makes you think I can't get dates Baby Driver? What the fuck makes you
say that? I could if I wanted to, and I have. It's only stupid, snotty bitches
that don't think I'm good enough for them. And I wouldn't go out with them
anyway.
93Oct13 11:23 pm from Baby Driver
Mike, look. For all I know. You're cool. Maybe not. Maybe so. Maybe you can
get a date. Maybe not. If not, maybe I can help you get one. Tell me what you
like, I'll go to the Shack, find a Sweaty, get you some poozle. Some old
Poozaroony. Could happen. Never know. Till then, the more you deny, the more
you LIE.
93Oct14 4:29 am from Chuck
Baby, I have had dates with women. Here is what a date is: PROSTITUTION.
You buy a girl dinner and if it is good enough or she is drunk enough or
stupid enough to think you care about her, you get sex. It is easier and
cheaper and wastes less time to just get a whore and use a couple rubbers.
93Oct14 8:36 am from Zeylan
You'll find a "Sweaty"? A sweaty WHAT? Yecch. I'd rather you find a sweety.
93Oct14 1:10 pm from Joaquin X. Gray
BBS
7pm - 7am
The Nightime BBS
962-6412
Don't be biased.
Call Soon
93Oct14 1:56 pm from Baby Driver
Chuck, I know. The thing is though, when I used rubbers, they tend to break.
If I'm off with some whore (cheap or expensive), and the baggy breaks, I might
contract something that, basically, I don't want on my Arnold. A girl,
especially one I meet at work or something, who seems kind of prudish, is less
likely to have something that'll make my sausage fall off.
Zeylan, sweety=emotional bullshit (for her, not me).
Sweaty=fuck her then _fuck_ her, you know? Like I said, though, the
sweaty-Betty would be for him. I don't have a problem getting dates, and, this
might sound conceited but it's not, I'm probably one of the best lays in town.
But, I am ethical. I won't fuck some other guys girlfriend, and I will never,
NEVER make a pass at someone that I know is taken, unless I've had too much to
drink or she's really begging for it.
So, dude, screw the sweeties, fuck the sweaties.
93Oct15 2:08 am from Chuck
Amen! Baby, that's why I said use "a couple" rubbers. Always have 2 on.
93Oct17 12:31 am from The Social Study
Boy it's lucky that no girls call this board because they'd probably dislike
if they did.
93Oct17 3:11 am from Chuck
Then why are you calling, girlie?
93Oct17 10:49 am from Baby Driver
I feel a gango-bango coming on.
93Oct17 11:30 am "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
there used to be a couple of girls that called here. chuck frightened them
off. i kind of think of him as being like the kargan in the highlander.
93Oct17 12:06 pm from Zeylan
Social Study, quit passing judgement on everyone. Nobody asked for your
fucking opinion on how everyone lives their lives. Just shut your fucking
mouth already.
93Oct17 10:15 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I think there are three seperate girls that have called here at one time or
another.
93Oct18 4:06 am from Chuck
Dorkonian and who else? No, really. Thanks for the comment about the Kargan,
richard. Being compared to ANY character in that most excellent of movies is
a complement. I wish I was immortal, though. Boy, I could flame the hell out
of the next-generation BBS's. I kind of feel bad about running off Sally
Yogurt and the other girl. I didn't mean for them to leave, but I really
think they had attitudes. I figured that with those attitudes, they would
just rip on me some and I would have fun. I do have to apologize for running
them off. Hell, one of them was even 1/4 of the way cool.
93Oct18 11:53 am from GOD!
You mean charlotte?
93Oct18 11:53 am from GOD!
or boo?
93Oct18 1:52 pm from Chuck
I don't think I ran off Charlotte. I hardly said anything to her. I did run
off BOO though.
93Oct18 4:13 pm from Zeylan
Boo hoo.
93Oct18 7:25 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
BOO gave me back my Residents tape today.
93Oct18 10:36 pm from GOD!
Upload a gif of her, luminary, preferably in a lesbianic nude pose with
charlotte.
93Oct18 11:14 pm from Baby Driver
What, so you can beat the string-bean meat? So you can ride the rubber rail?
So you can strain your little grain? What's wrong, GOD!, can't get your little
mango-strand milked?
93Oct19 12:56 am from Chuck
I heard a mosquito milked it.
Just bought the new Rush and Pearl Jam tonight. Rush is better than I thought
it would be.
93Oct19 9:51 am from Zeylan
How about the new Pearl Jam? I wanna know what others think of it before I
drop a quarter day's pay on the fucker.
93Oct19 12:42 pm from The Social Study
If I were a girl I wouldn't call because of CHUCK!!!
93Oct19 3:33 pm from Zeylan
If you were a man you'd follow the same guideline.
93Oct19 6:23 pm from Chuck
The new pearl Jam is ok but not as good as the first.
Social Disease, you are a sexist shit. Aren't you stereotyping women by
saying that? I bet there's some feminists (the 8-year old quadraplegic
battalion) who would kick your ass for saying that. If you want to be a PC
shit-for-brains, do it right, you she-male.
93Oct19 10:24 pm White Hockey Mask! from Arconian
Hey, chuck, is the new Rush tape a lot different from Roll the Bones? If it
sounds anything like their old stuff I'm buying it right now.
93Oct19 10:41 pm from Reese's Pieces
I was so eager to get Counterparts that I skipped class in order to do so. The
first place I tried hadn't received any copies; the second place had sold all
their copies. Better luck tomorrow. In any case, I've heard all of the new
songs, and I'm very impressed. Yes, it's better than the last several albums.
Songs like "Between the Sun and Moon," "Alien Shore," "Everyday Glory" and
"Speed of Love" are among their finest ever. The new instrumental is
brilliant, too. This must be their least keyboard-tinged record since...I'm
not sure. But it's as close to a flawless production as exists in recent
memory.
93Oct19 11:56 pm from Baby Driver
RUsh are fags, and with that guy singing, they'll never be real rock.
93Oct20 12:25 am from Chuck
Arconian, (notice I spelled it right) it is much better than roll the bones.
More like old rush. Buy it now.
Baby, you have lost your mind. Try to get it back. Rush is as close to
godhood as anyone has ever been.
93Oct20 8:16 am from Zeylan
Rush is okay. They don't irritate me half as much as they used to.
93Oct20 8:37 pm from Mike Stand
They're a good band. I don't like the voice too much. But they can play their
instruments pretty good.
93Oct20 9:31 pm from Baby Driver
I KNEW it. Nobody can deny it. Geddy Lee (the singer) admitted that he's a
friggin' butt-plugger on this album, ramming guys at gay free-for-alls and
shit. I can feel the heat from you all blushing through this one.
93Oct20 10:14 pm from Tube Champ
Bullshit! The song "Nobody's Hero" has a reference to a gay friend of Neil's
who died. The purpose of the song is to debunk silly notions of heroism.
Anyway, Neil makes his own preferences -- as a "straight minority" at the
friend's parties -- clear. You'd have to be an idiot to infer homosexuality on
the part of the singer. And even more of an idiot to use this supposed
homosexuality against the band.
93Oct21 12:07 am from Chuck
Baby, I think you just didn't hear it right. He said the fag who died of aids
wasn't a hero just for dying.
93Oct21 11:41 am from Mike Stand
That sucks. I thought Peart was a good drummer, now he admits to hanging out
with fags? I don't know about that.
93Oct21 5:59 pm "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
bigot.
it seems to me, chuck, that you are the one with the attitude.
Talk Shows> read
93Sep18 11:20 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Hehehehe... So true... And the ones with male strippers and 40-year-old
housewives hooting in the audience just make me nausious.
93Sep19 2:45 pm Religion sucks from Yacub
Hah!
93Sep26 8:33 am from Swagman
Hmm, 40 year old housewives with hooters?! I'll take one...
93Sep27 11:37 pm from Mordrak
Sure, pick them off the floor, but be sure to clean them off. They've been
sweeping the floor for a while now.
93Sep27 11:58 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
And be sure to return them to the kitchen where you found them.
93Sep28 9:47 pm Religion sucks from Yacub
Someone tell me.. my mom wants to know where to write to get That asshole rush
limaugh pulled off the air. No comment please, bob.
93Sep29 12:49 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Hey! Rush is entertaining, leave him alone! He's the only conservative in a
sea of liberal news media.
93Sep29 10:22 pm Religion sucks from Yacub
Oh bite me. He's an asshole.
93Sep29 11:38 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
He's an individual at least. He isn't afraid to voice his opinion. He has
some very good ideas. He's funny sometimes. He should be shot and hung out
to dry.
93Sep30 2:34 pm from Sally Custard
He's very rude to alot of people.
93Sep30 6:17 pm from BOO
So are you. But Rush Limbaugh is not of any particular liking, and neither is
Rush the band. But Suede is quite good.
93Sep30 6:55 pm Religion sucks from Yacub
Hey, wow, suede is good. You know who else is cool? Kurdt cobain. He called
axle rose a bitch. That axl is such a fuck-up. I can't believe I used to
like that music.,
93Sep30 8:21 pm from richard m. nixon
i can. i liked it too.
93Sep30 11:18 pm from Sally Custard
Who have I ever been rude to?
93Sep30 11:40 pm from Reese's Pieces
Not me. But Sheila Yogurt says you're a bitch.
93Oct01 1:02 am from Chuck
Yacub and Sally, you are both stupid, whining, mentally slow life forms.
Yacub, you are because you are a snot-nosed liberal. Yogurt Custard Bitch
Dyke Whore Cunt Sally, you are because you are a walking yeast infection on
the rag. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your jungle-like arm hair.
93Oct01 4:29 pm from Sally Custard
Say that to my face and I'll rip your balls right out of your teeny scrotum
you pitiful excuse of a child.
93Oct01 11:46 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Now now, let's be symphathetic to poor Chuck... He was sexually molested by
housepets when he was younger.
93Oct01 2:47 am from Chuck
I would say that to your face, but I can't tell which end is your face. Both
ends are infested with vermin of all kinds. If you like guys with teeny
scrotums, try Luminary. I hear he has quite a collection of scrotums, even
some from housepets.
93Oct01 10:32 am White Hockey Mask! from Arconian
Hey, Rush Limbaugh kicks ass! To all that hate him because "he's crude and
makes claims that aren't.... etc." Do you think you'd hate him if he was
liberal? I think not! It's about time that the real majority had someone
backing them up!
93Oct02 11:17 am from Tube Champ
If they're the majority, it's a shame they need a joker like Limbaugh to back
them up. Not Limbaugh's not funny sometimes, but that's the best thing that
can besaid about him: he's funny. He's hardly a hardcore intellectual.
93Oct02 10:15 pm from Chuck
Well said, Tube. He's funny, but his arguments (on many issues) are full of
holes. He is usually right about the issues but uses stupid arguments. A
much better host is G. Gordon Liddy. He makes more jokes and talks about guns
a lot.
93Oct02 10:27 pm from Mordrak
these arguments almost seem like the ones sully/steve had with himself.
93Oct03 7:07 am White Hockey Mask! from Arconian
It is a shame isn't it Tube Champ? It's a shame that the liberal dominated
media hasn't had any other show before this that even came close to being
conservative.
93Oct04 2:28 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
Chuck, you should offer evidence that Sally has in fact suffered a
rectocephallic inversion before you go off accusing her like that.
93Oct04 5:35 pm from Chuck
Could someone translate that to jive for me?
93Oct04 11:04 pm from Heywood Jablomi
93Oct04 2:28 pm Deep Doughts fum Tim de Enchanter
Chuck, ya' should offa' evidence dat Sally gots'ta in fact suffered a
rectocephallic inversion befo'e ya' go off accusin' ha' likes dat. Sheeit.
93Oct06 12:41 am from Chuck
Tim de homo enchanter, you didn't translate it completely. That's ok, I don't
know the translation of rectocephallic inversion in jive either.
93Oct06 3:45 pm from Mordrak
Heywood: Why are you bothering to fake a Tim message?
93Oct06 6:13 pm from Heywood Jablomi
I didn't fake it, silly. Chuck asked for someone to translate Tim's message
to jive, so I ran it through my jive translator. Pay attention.
93Oct06 7:01 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Perhaps "rectocephallic inversion" would be "big-booty-banger" in jive.
93Oct06 9:28 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
Hey man, no jive, jus' sum cult'r. Ya'll jis' gots ta axe yo' frens wha'
rectocephallic mean' if'n you's lookin' ats it in Latin.
93Oct06 10:14 pm from Chuck
Tim? Did you just display a sense of humor? I am shocked!!! Whatever will
god think?
93Oct07 9:00 pm from InSanE Within.
lets talk about Chuck in third person.. yea thats it.. yea.
93Oct07 11:52 pm from Chuck
He wouldn't give a shit.
93Oct08 3:37 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
He might, if we do it enough.
93Oct09 10:42 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
How 'bout if we talk about him in the first person. Speak to him... I mean,
I, like we are all him... I mean, I.
So, to insult chuck, we should all say "I suck."
93Oct09 11:29 pm from Chuck
Well, Tim, you do. The truth hurts.
93Oct10 11:58 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
The truth is painful at times, but I haven't seen any of it on this board
recently. Apparently your knowledge of the English language is too limited
for you to grasp the meaning of my last message, so just forget it.
93Oct11 1:30 am from Chuck
Tim, when you try to think for yourself, it is painful at times, but I haven't
seen any outcome of your attempts on this board recently. Apparently your
general knowledge is too limited so all you can do is grasp yourself and then
forget it.
93Oct11 11:55 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
Uh... whatever.
93Oct13 12:13 am from Chuck
shut up assmunch.
93Oct13 8:55 pm "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
that's right. when you can't think of a comeback, just tell him to shut up. i
give that flame a .5
93Oct13 10:37 pm White Hockey Mask! from Arconian
Being an assmunch is better than being a dicksuck... But I'm sure you've
gotten used to it by now, right chuck?
93Oct14 4:33 am from Chuck
Dorkonian, I tried to be a dicksuck but I couldn't find your micro-dick.
Maybe those yoga lessons you took enabled you to suck your own dick off, if
indeed you ever had one, which is doubtful. However, lets look into
assmunching Dorkonian style for a minute. Now what is Dorkonian assmunching?
Dorkonian asks a fat, hairy, sweaty tattooed man to eat several extra spicy
burritos and then asks the man to let them percolate for, oh, half an hour.
Then Dorkonian lubes up his hands and digs through to rolls of flesh to find
the asshole hidden in the greasy folds. When he finally sees it it's oozing
noxious gasses and fluids and Dorkonian here slowly slides up to it and starts
munching. Now you tell me, folks, which is better: being an assmunch or a
dicksuck or both, like Dorkonian is?
93Oct14 4:33 am from Chuck
btw, richard, go suck a rubber chicken until your tonsils explode.
93Oct14 10:14 am from GOD!
I think that last message was chucky's grossest post.
93Oct14 1:10 pm from Joaquin X. Gray
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93Oct14 9:19 pm White Hockey Mask! from Arconian
Chuck, are you trying to say that you tried to suck my dick? Jesus Chist, I'd
better be careful to lock my room from now on.
I don't think I'll further this message any more. Unlike Chuck, I have a
life outside of this BBS. Plus, is anyone else finding this stupid? Isn't it
funny how frequent Fuck's posts are? I mean, he must call here every ten
minutes. What a fucking interesting life you must have.
93Oct15 2:10 am from Chuck
Dorkonian, is your dick a rubber chicken? That seems to me like what you just
said. If you infer from the length of my messages that I spend a lot of time
on this bbs, you are wrong. I am simply better than you at typing, like most
other useful things. It is ok to admit that you are simply not as good as me
- we all know it already. The truth hurts, but it is the truth.
93Oct15 7:53 pm "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
chuck misunderstands himself.
93Oct16 5:04 am from Chuck
I do not. I misunderstand me.
93Oct16 9:37 am "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
that's what i said.
93Oct16 4:36 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
As long as you understand each other.
93Oct17 3:12 am from Chuck
Then I would have to understand me, and I just said I didn't. Oh dear.
93Oct19 7:05 pm from BOO
Confusion abounds once again.
93Oct19 8:51 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Indeed.
93Oct20 12:26 am from Chuck
I once saw tits abound. They were big. I got a woodrow.
Musical Madness> read
93Sep29 11:57 pm from Reese's Pieces
I'm psyched!
93Sep30 2:35 pm from Sally Custard
Well I think Christian Slater is cute.
93Sep30 6:18 pm from BOO
I DON'T THINK ANYONE IS A "WOOS," because it implies that they don't live up
to the traditional American (or British, in this case, perhaps) male sex role,
which is a good thing if you ask me. And even if you don't.
93Sep30 6:58 pm Religion sucks from Yacub
Depends what the male sex role is. Usually it's just pleasing his
partner(s). and getting off himself. That isn't so bad. what's lame is all
that macho shit that died from the 80's and seems to be having a revival.
Kind of sad really. I don't work out; does that make me a woos?
93Sep30 11:39 pm from Reese's Pieces
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, Tim, but the new RUSH won't be out until
the 19th.
93Oct01 10:46 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
I've heard both, but I think 19th is right. They had 10th posted at
MOrningglory.
I don't mean what Boo said by woos. I disagree with "traditional" male sex
roles as well. I just think fluffy bleached or odd-colored hair is
unbecoming, as well as singing songs like "my Definition of Love"
93Oct01 11:48 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
They don't have a song called "My Definition of Love".
93Oct03 11:06 am from BOO
Alright, then, if it's the "unbecoming" sort of woos I won't be annoyed. But I
think it is becoming.
93Oct03 2:42 pm Cheese Fun-Facts from Luminary Coremaster
I always thought guys that wore dresses were funny. Barnes & Barnes wear
wedding dresses in one of their videos, and these smaller white dresses in
another. It looks like fun in an odd sort of way. Maybe I'm just thrown off by
their yellow eye-cover goggles.
93Oct03 3:08 pm from Chuck
I like to wear dresses. Long slinky ones with G-strings underneath, but only
when my mistress lets me.
RUSH is having their new album come out on the 18th!!! CD and TAPE store is
having a midnight sale - $11.88 for the new RU SH or the new Pearl JAM (also
released on that night).
93Oct04 2:30 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
Luminary, they do have a song called "* Definition of Love." I'm not sure if
it's "my" or "the" or something else. But it definitely has something to do
with defining love.
93Oct05 10:47 pm White Hockey Mask! from Arconian
I hope this Rush CD is good, though. At least I hope it's better than Roll the
Bones.
93Oct06 12:44 am from Chuck
I think it will be. I talked to a guy who heard a new song on the radio - he
said he couldn't even hear a keyboard on it. Described it as a cross between
Rush and Soundgarden.
93Oct06 3:41 pm from Tube Champ
The new Rush really surprised me. It's raw, loud, and obnoxious. I dug it.
93Oct06 7:03 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Oh, wait, I see what you mean... The song is called "The Meaning of Love". The
title in itself is a take-off on the phrase, "The Meaning of Life," I would
imagine.
93Oct06 8:09 pm from Reese's Pieces
The new Rush single, "Stick it Out," is the biggest surprise I've ever had as
a Rush fan. It sounds like commercial suicide to me.
93Oct06 8:57 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Yesterday I bought two CD's:
"ALAPALOOZA" by "Weird Al" Yankovic
"Why Does The Sun Shine?" by They Might Be Giants
93Oct07 6:56 pm "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
fusion
93Oct07 9:11 pm from InSanE Within.
Lum: how is the TMBG? that one in peticular.
93Oct08 3:40 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
It's an interesting single.... It's got four songs on it. "Why Does The Sun
Shine?" is a remake of an educational record from the 1950's. There is another
song, an instrumental, that is a remake of an Allman Brothers song, called
"Jessica." The third song is called "Whirlpool," and is a remake of a Meat
Puppets song from 1992. The fourth song, "Spy," is a sort of tribute to spy
movies and theme songs of the 1950's.
It's a good album, but different in that it's so based around the 50's.
It's not like any of their more successful modern songs, but it's still fun to
listen to.
93Oct12 12:34 pm from Tube Champ
Delete this guy. I don't see why he's being allowed to fuck this BBS up like
this.
93Oct13 12:14 am from Chuck
What's up with remakes anyway? Can't write songs so steal them insteatd.
93Oct13 4:04 pm from InSanE Within.
who is this guy?
93Oct13 6:51 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I have a feeling ddx biffed the board here, and someone deleted all of the
messages.
93Oct13 7:32 pm from Zeylan
That's exactly what happened. I saw the hundreds of "I am so cute, I am so
smart, I am so lonely" messages in every room.
93Oct13 11:25 pm from Baby Driver
Almost made me brick a shit in my sweltering sphincter, I was so pissed.
93Oct14 1:11 pm from Joaquin X. Gray
It wasn't me.
93Oct14 1:11 pm from Joaquin X. Gray
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93Oct14 1:57 pm from Baby Driver
Yeah, well why'd you go and fucking post that Nightime BBS shit in every room?
93Oct15 12:30 am Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
DDX is synonymous with redundance.
93Oct15 2:11 am from Chuck
Shouldn't it be "The nightMARE bbs?"
93Oct15 10:04 am from Joaquin X. Gray
I wanted to make sure everyone saw it.
93Oct15 10:05 am from Joaquin X. Gray
BBS
7pm - 7am
The Nightime BBS
962-6412
Don't be biased.
Call Soon
93Oct15 9:20 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
The scary thing is that the messages left by whoever hacked my account are not
that bad. They actually resemble things I might say. Hmm... maybe I've been
BBSing in my sleep.
93Oct15 11:42 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I noticed that, too... The comments aren't any different than your own,
really... No gratutious insults, no drastic personality change... No subtle
one, for that matter! How strange....
93Oct16 5:05 am from Chuck
What, Tim called and didn't insult someone? Must not have been him.
93Oct16 7:01 am from Bob
Maybe someone hacked his account.
93Oct16 2:36 pm from Zeylan
That excuse is getting old.
93Oct16 4:38 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Yesterday I walked over to Tempo by my house, and bought...
"World In My Eyes" - CD Maxi-Single by Depeche Mode for $6.48
"Dark At the End of the Tunnel" - By Oingo Boingo for $9.98
I like them both. Successful venture.
93Oct17 3:13 am from Chuck
Tomorrow is the release of Pearl Jam's new one.
93Oct17 10:34 pm from Reese's Pieces
Tuesday is the release of Rush's new Counterparts. This is their most powerful
-- if not best -- album in a long, long time. (With a band as prolific as
Rush, it's somehow difficult to pronounce any album their best. Counterparts
is nonetheless one hell of a fine CD.)
93Oct18 12:02 am Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
I went to the CD&T store and had the guy check the computer for release date
and he said it was called "The Camera's Eye" or something. Or was that an old
one that I missed?
93Oct18 12:15 am from Baby Driver
Geddy Lee has a brain tumor.
93Oct18 4:06 am from Chuck
That sucks if it's true. That guy is a god.
93Oct18 8:54 pm from Mike Stand
Woah, bummer. I like his bass playing but not really his voice.
93Oct18 11:15 pm from Baby Driver
I think they're all pussies. "Big money gonna SUCK MY DICK!!!!!" Led Zep
wannabes, but not with that sucky guitarist.
93Oct19 12:58 am from Chuck
Baby, them's fighting words. If it costs you big money to be sucked by a guy
with a brain tumor, too bad. Led Zep never did .09% of what Rush had.
Besides, where is Led Zep now? They're gone.
93Oct19 11:59 am from Tube Champ
Is there a band of more craftsmanlike musicians than Rush in rock? Not that I
know of. While the guys in Zep all deteriorated musically, the guys in Rush
keep evolving.
93Oct19 6:23 pm from Chuck
I'm glad social disease didn't comment on that. Rush changes always, but
never sucks.
93Oct19 10:28 pm White Hockey Mask! from Arconian
Hey, man, Led Zep is cool. I kinda like Rush better though, although Jimmy
Page is a god on the gittuar.
93Oct19 11:27 pm from Tube Champ
er...WAS a god on guitar. Page/Coverdale are not rock's finest moment, in my
mind...
93Oct19 11:58 pm from Baby Driver
Guys, I'm fighting to be patient here. How about we grab some ranch, some
nachos, sit down, crack a tube and listen to some Zep. Then some Rush. We'll
see who the real musicians are.
93Oct20 12:27 am from Chuck
Well, I've heard all the zeplin there is and there will never be any new.
Rush has new stuff. Face it - they lasted because they are better than Zep.
Most Zep sucks and some is amazingly good, but not consistently good like Rush.
93Oct20 8:38 pm from Mike Stand
Zep broke up because one of the members died, not because they weren't good.
But I agree, all of Zep's good stuff was early in their career.
93Oct20 9:32 pm from Baby Driver
Butt plugger. Geddy Lee is a rectal raider. The only half decent thing about
Rush is the drummer, if he's not a swirl.
93Oct21 12:07 am from Chuck
Zep's member died from sucking camel dicks.
93Oct21 8:23 am from Zeylan
Actually, no, he got way too drunk and choked on his own vomit in his sleep.
There's a big difference between that and sodomizing cigarettes.
93Oct21 11:42 am from Mike Stand
Hahaha...sodomizing cigarettes..wow, Bonham must've been a pencil dick.
It's The Details> read
93Sep19 3:20 pm Nihilist Ravings from Null
It's the details, man!
93Sep19 9:40 pm from InSanE Within.
psssst... pin striping.
93Sep19 10:43 pm from richard m. nixon
null's right, you know. it's the details that make a piece of art worthwhile.
like at work, there's this poster. its an ad for some networking company,
really. but in the middle there's this network diagram, or picture or
something. that thing's got so many details; i could look at it forever. like
the bum's got a portable. and everybody in the company's on ethernet, except
the programmers, who are on localtalk. (that's how it is in my company, too.)
93Sep20 5:11 pm nothing more from InSanE Within.
Details make up the complexity of anything... but too much detail can clutter
adand instead of improving can sometimes just confues. se.
93Sep23 11:37 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Take Norman Rockwell for example. Now THERE'S a perfect example of how details
really make the art. All the people, all the little things that he includes in
his works... They're fun to look at because of all the details he pays
attention to when creating his paintings.
93Sep24 7:15 pm from BOO
Yes, Norman Rockwell is quite pleasant. But Emily is better, and Roy
Lichtenstein beats everyone all to hell with a large zucchini. I hit myself in
the face AGAIN with that damned purple hot wheels car.
93Sep24 10:23 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Soon you will have scars if you keep that up. You'll have to get a new paint
job for the hot wheels car, too. And Al Stein beats butter!
93Sep25 5:31 pm from BOO
Yes, I'm sure he does. He's rather fond of you, isn't he? Oh I envy you THAT.
The hot wheels car likes being smashed into my forehead, I believe. But back
to Normal Rockwell...
93Sep25 9:33 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I went to the Norman Rockwell Museum when I was on vacation back east during
the summer. I still have the official NR Badge that you get when you pay to
get in. The museum was a lot of fun, there were photos of the models that he
did for his pictures, and there were first drafts, and sketches, and all sorts
of fun things.
93Sep25 11:18 pm Religion sucks from Yacub
I went to the WWII tolerance museum over the summer. that was an
experience...
93Sep26 8:39 am from Swagman
I like Helen Frankenthaler, Alexander Calder, Henry Moore, Andrew Wyeth, The
guy who did the enigmatic corner drugstore/cafe -- Edward Hopper, Chirico,
Vincent Van Gogh, Pablo Picasso, Salvador Dali, Georgia O'keefe, David Smith,
Constance Brancusi, Winslow Homer, and others.
93Sep27 12:09 am from richard m. nixon
i like diego rivera. and leonardo da vinci. and a lot of others whose names
escape me.
93Sep27 12:56 pm from Bob
No, you don't.
93Sep27 11:59 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
I agree with Bob.
93Sep28 2:03 am from Bob
You do not.
93Sep28 8:05 am from Heywood Jablomi
Oh shut up.
93Sep28 4:43 pm Bleah from BOO
stop that.
93Sep28 9:45 pm Religion sucks from Yacub
Shut p!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
93Sep29 12:50 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
And while you're at it, shut up too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
93Sep29 8:34 pm from richard m. nixon
i _do_ like both rivera and da vinci, bob. don't tell me what i like.
93Sep29 11:41 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
Dammit bob, don't tell me when I don't agree with you. That's up to me not to
decide.
93Sep30 5:05 pm from Bob
No, it's not.
93Sep30 6:58 pm Religion sucks from Yacub
Yes, it wasn't.
93Oct01 10:47 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
It isn't now nor was it ever to be or has was been, or nonesuch, for that
matter, and quit having been such a damning moron, or I'll have to had hurting
you.
93Oct02 4:17 pm Nihilist Ravings from Null
Ping
93Oct07 9:14 pm from InSanE Within.
Bisley
93Oct08 3:40 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Barking Butter Boy
93Oct09 9:07 am Nihilist Ravings from Null
Hngung
93Oct09 10:44 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
H'grdogk 'Ard'ok schb'thok graa'kdk.
93Oct09 11:30 pm from Chuck
( Translated, that means "I like to hump small vermin")
93Oct10 9:34 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Does it? It looks Klingonese...
93Oct10 10:22 pm from Chuck
or is that klingonarian?
93Oct10 11:59 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
I think it's just Klingon. My friend has the official Klingon Dictionary with
cool phrases in it, but I think they left out humping small vermin.
93Oct11 1:30 am from Chuck
is it the english or klingon version of the dictionary - there actually exists
a klingon alphabet and language rules.
93Oct11 11:55 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
Yes, the rules are contained in the said dictionary (in English).
93Oct13 6:51 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I have the dictionary. It's very structured and serious. It was written by a
language professor especially for the Star Trek movies.
93Oct14 4:33 am from Chuck
what a dork.
93Oct14 1:11 pm from Joaquin X. Gray
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93Oct15 7:54 pm "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
who, luminary or x?
93Oct15 11:43 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Definatly x.
93Oct16 12:06 am from Tube Champ
Yes.
Cheap Fast Good> read
93Sep20 12:53 pm from steve
Why not?
93Sep20 5:12 pm nothing more from InSanE Within.
[d] all of the above.
93Sep20 5:30 pm from Hobgoblin
You know, thats not possible on all things. Take Carls Jr. for example. 2.50
for a burger (an extra 33 cents for cheese or somethign) it tastes like crap,
AND guess what? It takes time!
93Sep20 6:40 pm from steve
that stuff makes me shit.
93Sep20 10:09 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
doesn't everything you eat?
93Sep20 10:32 pm from Tube Champ
Naw...some of it makes me puke.
93Sep23 11:37 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Some of it makes me die, too... The poisoned stuff...
93Sep24 5:57 pm Nihilist Ravings from Null
How many times has that happened?
93Sep24 6:06 pm from richard m. nixon
once. just once. that's how he got here.
93Sep24 10:24 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Yep. Heaven and Hell were filled up, so they sent me to Limbo, but I got tired
of the Fat Boys incessantly singing that song ("Oh God, make them stop, make
them stop! I hate the limbo rock! For God's Sakes MAKE THEM STOP!!!"), so I
wondered into this reality instead.
93Sep25 10:30 am from richard m. nixon
you see, we're all just energy, and when we die, we just float away into the
stars... only you can float somewhere else instead, like the telephone wires.
93Sep25 12:41 pm Nihilist Ravings from Null
Maybe next time you'll end up in Valhalla.
93Sep25 1:35 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Or Rusty & Edie's.
93Sep25 5:32 pm from BOO
What if Limbo was filled?
93Sep25 9:34 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Then they give you a refund and book you for Purgetory.
93Sep25 11:19 pm Religion sucks from Yacub
Purgetory would suck, I say. Even worse than this horrid pearljam song that's
on the radio.
93Sep26 12:30 am Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
Purgatory, Colorado is supposed to have some rather good skiing.
93Sep26 2:25 pm from BOO
How nice. Purgatory... oh well. I was hoping for Bermuda.
93Sep26 3:39 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Bermuda? Go to Pirahna instead.
93Sep28 4:44 pm Bleah from BOO
What are all these Bermuda Triangle rumors anyway? And how do they relate to
the current fast food markets?
93Sep28 9:46 pm Religion sucks from Yacub
Wwe might be going to purgatory for vacation this winter. Should be whee fun.
93Sep29 12:51 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I think McDonalds gets it massive quantaties of meat from an alien freighter
ship that is doing secret trading in the Bermuda Triangle.
93Sep29 5:09 pm from Hobgoblin
Is'nt that a spiffy thought... we are eating the meat of the dead people from
the bermuda triangle... mmm mmmm.
93Sep29 11:43 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
I think McDonalds dumps old french fries and "milk"shakes off the coast of
Bermuda, causing many ships to disappear due to corrosion from the chemicals
in the dumped "food." Occasionally the grease in the french fries reacts
violently with whatever chemicals are put in the milkshakes, causing a violent
electrical discharge, throwing the instruments of any unfortunate aircraft in
the vicinity into a state of total higgledy-piggledy.
93Sep30 6:19 pm from BOO
I guess it's not any worse than eating cows.
93Sep30 7:00 pm Religion sucks from Yacub
We're going to eat dead cow in spanish tomorrow. You know the idea of
vegiterianism really appeals to me, but then I think, "Why? What difference
will _I_ make? And I like the taste of meat, so why should I make my life
that much less enjoyable?" I think I'm really finding excuses for my woosness
keeping me from being a vegan. I'd really like to be, but I lack the
willpower.
93Oct01 1:04 am from Chuck
Yacub, you don't want to be a vagina? Too late. Like Rush says, "Liberalism
is the most gutless decision you can make." If you like the idea of eating
beans and farting for the rest of your life, be a vegetaian vagina, you dork.
93Oct01 11:49 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Chuck, why don't you go lick a yak or something?
93Oct01 2:48 am from Chuck
Because your mom is already rented, LC.
93Oct02 4:19 pm Nihilist Ravings from Null
"Elvis needs boats, Elvis needs boats!"
Yacub: give it time. I've been moving slowly towards vegetarianism for
about six years. You'll get there eventually.
93Oct02 10:02 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Elvis is in your cheeseburgers! Elvis is in your mom! Elvis is everywhere!
93Oct04 2:30 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
Mars needs women!
93Oct04 5:36 pm from Chuck
Boo needs women! Chuck needs women (but not Boo's kind.)
93Oct04 11:05 pm from Heywood Jablomi
Heywood needs a vacation.
93Oct05 8:40 pm from BOO
Chuck, not to thwart you, but I'm not a lesbian, though sometimes I wish I
were. If it were something people choose rather than a born trait, I probably
would be, but I don't find women attractive.
93Oct06 12:46 am from Chuck
Shut up. Dykism is a choice. I hate dykes (like you) but I like bisexual
feminie women (especially in couples!) Dykes are short-haired wannabe men who
smoke and march in pro-castration protests.
93Oct06 8:08 am from Heywood Jablomi
A pro-castration protest would be protesting castration, wouldn't it? I'm
lost again...
93Oct06 10:43 am White Hockey Mask! from Arconian
You may hate dykes, Chuck, but you love fags. Love fags being up your ass,
that is.
93Oct06 7:04 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Woo-Hoo, these insults sure are good ones. I bet they would receive the
barking bellow of approval from ALSTEIN.
93Oct06 8:33 pm White Hockey Mask! from Arconian
Hey, give me some slack, I'm running out of good ones! There are only so many
combinations of all the bad words that you can make.
93Oct06 10:16 pm from Chuck
Arconian, you never had a "good one" in your miserable excuse for a life. You
had a few fat hairy ones, though.
93Oct06 10:58 pm from god
Actually, PCO is straight, I KNOW FOR A FACT ;)
93Oct07 6:58 pm "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
i'd be glad to give you some slack, arconian, but i've been out for a while.
ask me after i get my next bag.
93Oct07 9:22 pm from InSanE Within.
god: why cause he wouldn't fuck you? I think chuck is just jelouse cause he
only has a cold one shoved up his ass and he can't get the damn thing open..
it's that rectol inferiority he has.. and he feels inferior because of it..
maybe he should lay off the 40s packing for a while.
93Oct07 11:56 pm from Chuck
What the hell is 40s packing? If you mean 40 ouncers, it makes me wonder
where you came up with that.
Insane, please stop fantasizing that I have a tight asshole. I do, but that
is because it is for exit only. You, on the other hand, have an "enter" sign
tattooed on your loose asshole. Go stick a 3 liter of crystal pepsi up your
cum-dripping ass and shake it up.
93Oct08 3:42 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Interesting beverage choice.
93Oct08 11:26 pm from Chuck
You're right. He would use shasta.
93Oct09 9:08 am Nihilist Ravings from Null
I smoke doobies - I pound forties...
93Oct09 11:30 pm from Chuck
ISn't Tim the homo enchanter around 40? Pound him!
93Oct13 4:07 pm from InSanE Within.
chuck doesn't have a social life.. it's too noticable.. he reminds me of a
guy named Devin
93Oct13 8:56 pm "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
devin ain't nearly so flaming as chuck.
93Oct13 10:38 pm White Hockey Mask! from Arconian
The only good one you've had chuck is your mom's hairy dick up your ass.
93Oct13 11:26 pm from Baby Driver
Arconian, you're starting to bug me.
93Oct14 4:35 am from Chuck
Well, I may flame (on BBSes) but Dorkonian here is a FLAMER. A FAGGOT. A
butt-plug sucker with an obsession for his transexual mother.
Insane doesn't have ANY life - reminds me of a dick named richard.
93Oct14 1:12 pm from Joaquin X. Gray
BBS
7pm - 7am
The Nightime BBS
962-6412
Don't be biased.
Call Soon
93Oct14 1:58 pm from Baby Driver
Sure, Chuck, we just know you've got the hots for him. (j/k)
93Oct14 9:21 pm White Hockey Mask! from Arconian
Yeah, and you've got cum up your ass. Don't deny that you're a faggot, denial
is the first stage in admitting your problem.
93Oct15 2:12 am from Chuck
Oh, baby, you guesssed it~ I have the hots for him. On the other hand, I
have the HITS for Dorkonian. He comes to me and I hit him. Hard. Between
the eyes. I feel his empty skull mush under the pressure. I smile as he
drools.
Hell> read
93Oct06 12:48 am from Chuck
Arconian, do you know how many times I have heard that? It's true, but you
still have to have someone to make them fall. If I outweigh someone by 100
pounds and have 3" more reach, they are at a really fucking serious
disadvantage. In Tim the homo enchanter's case, he has another disadvantage -
he is dumber than a broken lightbulb.
93Oct06 8:09 am from Heywood Jablomi
"You have offended my family and the honor of a Shaolin temple. Prepare to
die! Hwyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
93Oct06 7:06 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
"Nothin' but a pencil-necked geek!"
---Fred Blassie
93Oct06 9:35 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
You probably outreach me by about 1 1/2 or 2 inches. But you are also heavier
and have a higher center of gravity. Chances are, you are slower moving and
thinking than I am. The whole concept of fighting is stupid, but I am more
than capable of taking care of myself. And don't think for a minute that your
extra 2 inches of reach could overcome the hundred pounds that you have to get
moving that I'm not burdened with. Guns are for wimps. I could kill you with
my bare hands, but killing is for wimps as well. I'd rather disable you and
manage to get you into prison for assault. Then you'd wish you were dead.
You'd get torn apart in jail.
93Oct06 10:18 pm from Chuck
It wouldn't work, tim you dork. Whenever I drive I carry a loaded grendel
p-12 (9-round concealable .38) and when I walk or ride my bike I carry 2
knives and a tube of pepper spray. You wouldn't get within 3 feet of me
without holes, slashes, or wheezing.
93Oct06 11:01 pm from god
But it would work chuck. His mission of getting you thrown in jail would
succede. It surely would not be worth him getting mangled by you tho.
93Oct07 7:01 pm "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
chuck, you forgot to mention the mini-lasers embedded in your teeth.
93Oct07 9:24 pm from InSanE Within.
yea, that laser was a good idea.. too bad they had to take out his brain to
instal the components tho.
93Oct07 11:58 pm from Chuck
I have so much brain that there was no noticable difference when they removed
.05% of my frontal lobes for the lasers.
god, I would not "mangle" him. If anything happpened, I would just kill him
outright, but in self defense of course. If there were no witnesses, I would
just go home. Maybe even drop his body off goleta pier so it wouldn't be
found for a few weeks and the evidence could age.
93Oct08 3:44 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
So basically, you had to get a lobotomy to get the lasers installed?
93Oct08 11:27 pm from Chuck
No, I got .05% of the total mass of my brain removed (that equals about 97% of
the mass of your brain).
93Oct09 10:51 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
But Chuck, you're forgetting the 30mm recoilless rifle mounted on each side of
my car concealed behind the body panels slaved to the cellular link directly
splliced into my optic nerves firing depleted uranium shels that will make
holes the size of soup cans in your soft flesh. Not to mention the 66mm
mortars in the sunroof or the SS-6 optically guided cruise missles fired from
the launch tubes in my trunk. You wouldn't get within 12 miles of me before I
turned your vicinity into a smoking hole in the ground. Could you upload a
gif of yourself (preferably not to the smut room) so I can set up my targeting
computers to ID you?
93Oct09 11:09 pm from Baby Driver
Why's everyone being a dick to Chuck?
93Oct09 11:33 pm from Chuck
Baby Driver, it is because Tim hates me because I am not the same religion as
him. He is simply a computer hitler, persecuting innocent people whom he
happens to disagree with.
Tim, you homo enchanter, too bad it is just a hot-wheels. Besides, even if
you had that stuff, the bass coming from my car would just confuse the optics
of your lame missiles and guide them toward the nearest church.
93Oct10 11:47 am from Baby Driver
Hey, Tim, why don't you chill out a little and be cool?
93Oct10 2:04 pm from GOD!
Yeah, you are just giving chucky and his friends about a years worth of
entertainment anyways.
93Oct10 3:01 pm from Dungeon Master
Baby Driver is a song by Simon and Garfunkel. I like their song Bridge over
Troubled Water.
93Oct10 5:52 pm from Baby Driver
Dungeon, I'll admit to liking a little S&G. Not their pussy stuff, though.
93Oct10 10:24 pm from Chuck
I have their greatest hits - the boxer is a great song.
GOD! - could you please stop discouraging Tim the faggot enchanter from
responding to me? His dorky responses send me into spasms of joy.
93Oct11 12:02 am Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
I'm enjoying our little volleys of insults. I am normally very nice and speak
logically and intelligently. This is just an outlet for pent-up agression for
Chuck and I. It's all in fun. BTW, Chuck, how big are your subs, what kind,
and how big of an amp do you have. I have a great sound system, but no subs
and I'm looking to put a subwoofer system. I'll even take advice from you on
this.
93Oct11 1:37 am from Chuck
REally??? I actually know a lot about this - I did all my installation
myself. I have a single 10" subwoofer bridged mono off of an amp that puts
out 300 watts at 4 ohms, but is stable down to 2 ohms, so I have way too much
power into the speaker, but oh well. I have an eq/adjustable crossover in the
dash that controls the big bass amp (mentioned above) and a smaller (120 watt)
that fuels my Blaupunkt 6X9's. (BTW the sub is a pioneer). I have a smaller
eq/booster (40 watts per channel) running into 4"mid bass and plate mount
mid/tweets on the daaaaash. Also I have a pioneer 6 disc changer and a JVC
tape deck/head unit. The sub box is built to look like the back seat folded
down (I removed the real back seat) and the cd player and both big amps are
mounted behind the front seats (on the side of the box.) The only real
shortcoming is that if I really crank trhe bass, the CD skips. If I want to
be annoying with my bass, I just use a tape, but when it gets loud enough to
get annoying, it hurts my ears, so I don't listen to it that loud anymore. I
also unfortunantly blew out the 6X9's so I need to get new ones. Also fixing
the ground wire on the main amp might be nice. My install lasted for about
1.5 years before the bass started making the wire loose. What kind of system
do you have?
93Oct11 10:33 am from GOD!
How cute, chuck and tim are friends now =)
93Oct11 1:00 pm from Chuck
hEY, i'VE BEEN GOOD FREINDS WITH YOUR MOM FOR A FEW WEEKS NOW, GOD!.
93Oct11 4:38 pm from Baby Driver
Ya the boxer's ok until all that gay "lie la lie" shit.
93Oct11 7:14 pm from GOD!
That really pissed me off when I walked in on you and my mom when you had your
face in her crotch. Yuck! I just revisualized it too!
93Oct11 10:43 pm from Chuck
Hey, I am proud to say that I am indeed a rug muncher. I like to eat pussy.
Women really enjoy it and so do I. Of course, I started choking on the
crunchy things in your mom and that got gross...
93Oct11 11:03 pm from Mike Stand
Yuck!!!
93Oct11 11:03 pm from Mike Stand
Sounds like she had crabs up her hole!
93Oct11 12:06 am Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
I have a Kenwood CD head unit running the built-in 15x2 RMS amp into my stock
4.5" coaxes on the rear columns, with the RCAs running into a 50x4 JBL amp
bridged to 100x2 into my Infinity CS-6 6.5" woofers and 1" surface-mount
tweeters high on the doors. I'm adding a passive EQ before the amp, and if I
add a sub I'd like to get one that is efficient enough to make CLEAN (not like
the lowriders cruising down the streets) bass, probably in a sealed enclosure
for accuracy rather than ported for volume; or maybe a bandpass. I'd be
running it off the rear channels of the amp bridged to 100 mono and drop my
Infinities to 50 watts each, but that would be a shame since they sound
awesome with 100 running into them (they could actually take 20 more RMS
without blowing). I had disconnected the factory 4.5s so I could run 15 into
my Infinities before I got my amp, but when I got it I reconnected them and
surprisingly they make really nice bass fill from the back of my car; the
sound is kinda distorted, but combined with the punch from the infinities, the
overall sound is really nice if I turn down the bass control and turn on
loudness. For normal listening I turn off loudness to avoid distortion, but
when I want more bass (driving with the windows down and the volume up) its
worth the loss in sound quality. As for skipping, a) it's a Kenwood and b)
it's in the dash. I know no sub could make it skip. I've only skipped it
once, and that was by hitting a foot and a half dip at 50 mph and bottoming
out the suspension.
93Oct12 12:20 am from GOD!
I was surprised to see you licking her clit considering the fact that it is
infected with yeast. Eating a yeasty pussy is not the most fun activity in
the world.
93Oct12 8:14 am from Zeylan
It's like cottage cheese. Spread it on crackers, yum yum.
93Oct12 12:11 pm from Baby Driver
Smells like a rotten sofa.
93Oct12 10:30 pm from Mike Stand
You guys are grossing me out.
93Oct13 12:18 am from Chuck
I made bread with my spit after munching your mom, God!
Tim, I had a Kenwood pullout CD in the dash and it NEVER skipped until I
dropped it once. Then it skipped a lot and I trashed it a while later. I
think a couple 12's like a mini truck lowrider could make it skip, but that is
way too much bass. I too have a sealed enclosure for tight bass and it sounds
good, but I yanked my factory speakers because they sucked. Newer factory
speakers have improved a lot in the last few years. I strongly recommend the
passive eq - it makes a huge difference.
93Oct13 10:45 pm White Hockey Mask! from Arconian
You think you're a fucking hero because you have a good sound system, don't
you chuck? I think you're a fucking moron for spending so much dam money for
what a couple of good 6x9's could almost do.
BTW, chuck, your mom must be some kind of fucking whore. Her pussy is so dam
loose that I could fist her with both fists. But that must be from her
screwing you all the time. You and the dog.
93Oct13 11:27 pm from Baby Driver
Dude, _period_. If you exceed that straw, this whack-mo-fo gonna be whacking
you, mo-fo.
93Oct14 4:40 am from Chuck
Arconian, you obviously don't have a car. Actually, you don't have anything
besides a VD collection and memories of fat men you assmunched. However, I
really don't give a shit. You don't know CRAP about stereos - if you tried to
install one you would probably cause an electrical fire. And what's your
problem with how I spend money. I MAKE money because I have SKILLS.
Professional skills unlike yours - I don't mean gay prostitution skills that
are your sole means of income. And could you stop saying "I think this, I
think that?" It is obvious to the rest of the people on this bbs that you
HAVEN"T EVER thought about anything vbesides your friend's mothers and fathers
for the sick foolish period you call adolescence. My sainted mother no matter
what you think you have done with her is still countless times better than
that sub-human scuttling creature you have donned "mom."
93Oct14 1:12 pm from Joaquin X. Gray
BBS
7pm - 7am
The Nightime BBS
962-6412
Don't be biased.
Call Soon
93Oct14 1:59 pm from Baby Driver
Chuck: 8 / Arco: 0
93Oct14 9:33 pm White Hockey Mask! from Arconian
Hey, fuck you too! Yeah, you have skills, you can suck dick better than any
chick I've ever seen. All of your moms have taught you so fucking well how to
suck dick that it's no wonder that you've got your dads cum all over your
lips. You face looks like a fucking glazed dohnut. Your lips are so fucking
wide that you have to grow a mustache to hide the strech marks. You've been
deep-throated so many times that you can swallow an apple without chewing.
Your cornhole has been fucked so many god dam times that more blood and cum
come out of your ass than shit.
I do have a car, and I'll fucking run over your streched ass if I ever see
you. Skills my ass, you can install stereos?!? Wow, big fucking, deal... a
polish moron (no offense to polish audiences) could do it. Try learning some
real skills like mechanical engineering, perhaps I'll develop a way for you to
suck your own dick so you won't have to have your dad do it anymore.
93Oct15 2:25 am from Chuck
Dorkonian, your astounding ignorance entertains me. Talking to you is like
playing with a puppy - can't possibly hurt you but you could crush it anytime
you liked but you don't out of pity. My previous message stated that YOU were
the one with the gay prostitution skills, so your weak and ineffective
comeback was simply a hidden version of PeeWee herman's "I know you are but
what am I." Then you hit upon this cum obsession you have and you continue to
fantasize about other's parents. That's ok. This is simply a stage of your
eternal adolescence - one can only hope that it is not a cyclical stage. Why
my abilities to eat fruit and then process it and remove it from my body
interest you, I am not sure. Have you ever considered seeing a psychologist
who you DON't pay to insert long sharp objects into your rectum? Yes,
Dorkonian, I am sure you have a car. I would like to know if it is hotweels
or matchbox? How many in your collection? I would also like to say that I do
not drive a stretched ass. I drive a stretched limo. The fact that you would
make such a hick-ish assumption leads me to believe you were raised in some
backwoods shithole. You are probably even the result of at least 7
generations of inbreeding. (no, inbreeding is not what you do to get oxygen
when you have a cold, it is what happens when your mom is your sister is your
cousin is your wife.) Your incorrect idea that installing a car stereo
involves twisting two wires again indicates your low mental capacity. You
want me to learn some real skills? I am learning computer science, a MODERN
scienc e. You, on the other hand, as a mechanical engineer, simply learn how
to make things rub together. "Look Zog, a roundish thing...whaddya call it?
Dorkonian, it's called a wheel. DUH...yeah, Zog, me dumb." Your other skill,
the one that came to you naturally through inbreeding, is the only career for
you. Of course, I am referring to prostitution. You could make at least a
quarter a day on the streets of santa barbara and you could probably pick up
another few cents from your mom/sister/brother/grandma/wife.
Or, to put all of the above concisely, Dorkonian, get a life.
93Oct15 7:57 pm "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
hey, chuck, do you have to fill every room with your bullshit? what you do is
almost worse than x, because x only biffs once in a while; you biff all the
time.
93Oct15 9:21 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
And X's biffs are shorter.
93Oct15 10:08 pm from Mike Stand
They're still annoying as hell. And, no, they're not shorter. I think Chuck's
basically a cool dude.
93Oct15 10:12 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
Fewer characters, :. faster transmission :. over sooner.
93Oct15 11:45 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Chuck is okay, except when Arconian insists on posting the "You suck your
mom's dick"-type messages. Then Chuck replies with immense insults of his own.
And to be honest, Chuck is a bit more creative.
93Oct16 5:07 am from Chuck
Thanks, Mike and Luminary! I am getting a warm feeling all over.
Tim - it's called the "n" key.
93Oct16 9:42 am "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
arconian is not the provoker here. recall that chuck has had flame wars with
other people... tim the enchanter, boo, and sally yoghurt. (whom he succeded
in scaring away.)
93Oct16 2:37 pm from Zeylan
Endlessly discussing the flame wars is almost as annoying as the flame wars
themselves.
93Oct16 10:52 pm from Baby Driver
Everyone: 10 Arconian: 0
93Oct17 3:14 am from Chuck
heheheheh! I am starting to feel sorry for Dorkonian. BTW, it was Sally
Custard, not yogurt. I think the yogurt started when she was trying to lose
weight?
93Oct17 10:50 am from Baby Driver
Look, not to sound too cliche, but if you CAN'T TAKE THE FUCKING HEAT...
93Oct17 11:52 am "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
turn off the oven.
93Oct17 10:16 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
get out of the reactor core.
93Oct18 12:02 am Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
Chuck, I can't skip your messages because I might miss an insult to my person,
in which case I would have to defend myself.
93Oct18 4:08 am from Chuck
You can't skip my messages because you know you want my hard muscled godlike
body laying next to your marshmallowey frame in a peanut oil bath. Sorry,
Timmy, it ain't gonna happen, at least not while I'm alive.
93Oct18 7:26 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
But when he's dead, hoo-boy, watch out...
(Sorry... That wasn't an insult to Tim, it was just a chance to make a
necrophilia joke.)
93Oct19 12:58 am from Chuck
That was the intent of my message.
P.... Envy> read
93Sep28 12:02 am Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
That's perfectly understandable. But you should have lit her hair on fire as
well. BTW, why did Hendrix want our permission to "kiss this guy"?
93Sep28 1:09 am from gwar
Tube Champ makes my point better than I could. I've read an article in Bass
Player (I think that's the one) and it doesn't sound like he's had much
training to speak of and most of what he does is done by ear and not mind.
Sure, he can probably tell you most anything about a bass but can he write an
opera? Anything but thrasher music? Don't get me wrong, I love blasting
Primus until my ears bleed but there's not all that much musical about it.
93Sep28 8:06 am from Heywood Jablomi
I used to play a bass. But it started to smell. After a while, I switched to
a carp, but now I play a mackerel.
93Sep28 12:28 pm from Tube Champ
I like bassists who are busy and interesting but don't solo all the time. It's
cool to hear the bass switch roles, and jump out now and then, and play
something surprising. If he solos constantly, it's like Ywingie Malmsteen, and
it gets boring, now matter how fast the guy is. Geddy Lee of Rush is busier
than most bass players, but I think he comes up with great ideas. And
McCartney, has anyone listened closely to his stuff? It's pretty simple, but
very cool.
93Sep28 1:05 pm from Zeylan
McCartney is very versatile.
93Sep28 5:15 pm from Hobgoblin
Do you guys actually listen to primus? I highly doubt it. Claypool does not
just play as fast as he can without any musical organization at all. LIsten
to the music. It is a lot different than anything else, but it is composed
quite good. For example, listen to the fishermans chronicles III, on pork
soda. That just isnt fast, but it sounds perfectly. Les claypool has awesome
feel, it's just that it is really unique and noone else really gives a shit.
Being a bass player, you really grow to appreciate quality playing. I got
into primus not because I liked it, but because I was absolutely amazed every
single time I heard it. We arent talking about the rest of the band, but if
you want to, fine. The guitarrist is ok-good, but the drummer is very
innovative. Anyways, what good is musical theory if you cant use it? Les
Claypools style is very non-conventional, and it kinda is it's own theory.
Oh yea, have you ever read the lyrics (totally unrelated..)? They are
really cool.
93Sep28 9:52 pm Religion sucks from Yacub
that should be "composed quite well" not good. I like les claypool tho. And
no, I would want Jimi back, but I don't really like the beatles. Thay can be
dead and I'll still be a whole person, with karma and aura intact.
And I like primus because it sounds cool. Sure, no theory, but it SOUNDS
cool! I like that fisherman song... neat lyrics.
When I grow up I want to be/one of the harvesters of the sea/ something/I
wanna be a fisherman
93Sep28 10:04 pm from Mordrak
I learned that Hendrix actually didn't die from OD, but actually he choked on
his own spule when he took too much drugs and died in bed.
93Sep28 10:32 pm from Reese's Pieces
What's this BS about theory being "no good if you can't us it"? Theory applies
to all music; what people play is explained theoretically, whether they know
it or not. And if you're an ignoramus when it comes to theory, the only one
who's sufferring from it is you. Not that there aren't some very talented
musicians who don't know any theory. But I'd guess that most "theory sucks"
proponents are lazy/ignorance-worshipping hacks.
93Sep29 12:57 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
What is theory except a restraint of what you are allowed to play?
93Sep29 5:15 pm from Hobgoblin
Mordrak - Les Claypool goes beyond western music theory. For example, middle
eastern music is not basesd on western musical theory, it is based on it's own
kinda. The Citar is an instrument that comes from the middle east and it it
not only tuned totaly different, but it woudl be very hard to compose a rock
song on it. (addmitedly, G&R did it, but still, that;s not the point.) Les
Claypool I'm sure knows a hell of a lot of music theory. Just cause you dont
like him doesnt meant that he doesnt know music theory. That's ludicrous.
Regardless, Les 's style does not use a lot of "normal" musical theory. It is
so strange and bizzare, very creative. It all ties into "music theory" theory
nomatter what kinda music it is, of course it can be explained by music
theory. But not always "normal" theory.
93Sep29 5:16 pm from Hobgoblin
I think.
93Sep29 5:36 pm from Mordrak
What are you flaming at me for?
93Sep29 6:18 pm from Zeylan
I think she's menstrual.
93Sep29 7:20 pm from Tube Champ
This "normal"/"non-normal" music theory distinction seems spurious to me.
Music theory doesn't make you play "normal," it just lets you know what it is
you're actually doing. If anything, theory should help you develop
weird-sounding stuff(or whatever it is you want to play). Music theory doesn't
tell you that you have to play "nice" sounding notes; it just makes you aware
of why certain notes have the effect they have, etc. So I agree with whoever
it was who said that people who don't want to learn theory because it'll make
them play "proper" things are copping out.
93Sep29 8:44 pm from richard m. nixon
let there be a string q such that
q = "~Iq" where I is the unquoting function.
by definition,
Iq
is a theorem
= I"~Iq" {replacing q with its equal}
= ~Iq {because I unquotes.}
93Sep29 10:33 pm Religion sucks from Yacub
Umm... whatever. But hob, that should be 'sitar,' not 'citar,' and the
beatles used them a fair bit... you can play whatever the hell you want on
'em, just taravi shankar's music sounds better on a sitar than guns' n' roses
does. But people who know music theory aren't usually interested in straying
from those bounds, and I'm sure as we all know innovation often comes through
ignorance. Take Van Halen, for instance, he ushered in a new era of rock
music. (to coin a phrase) and I have a feeling les' style will be copied a
fair bit in the future... he makes sounds from the bass I have never heard on
something not labeled 'primus.'
93Sep29 11:48 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
Hey, hendrix died the same way as Bonham.
Anyone heard of a band in the SB area that has an electric cello player?
Someone told me about them but I forgot the name.
93Sep30 2:37 pm from Sally Custard
Sounds kinky but dumb. I think if someone's to play cello it should be choiral.
93Sep30 7:01 pm Religion sucks from Yacub
why?
93Sep30 11:19 pm from Sally Custard
Because it's more traditional.
93Oct01 1:09 am from Chuck
Miscellaneous Debris was good. Tool's new song "Sober" off of Undertow is a
seriously fucking good song and the video is amazing.
93Oct01 4:31 pm from Sally Custard
Hey chuck, shut up.
93Oct01 10:54 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
Chuck didn't say anything bad yet. Let him talk for awhile. When he says
something dumb, then tell him to shut up.
I don't see why electric cello would be dumb. It would be a lot like bass,
but with better tonal quality and cool resonance effects. It would add a
definite jazz sound to modern alternative rock music.
93Oct01 11:54 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I heard about a musician, Brian Dewey I believe, who plays electric zither.
I'm going to (hopefully) buy his CD one o' these days...
93Oct01 2:13 am from Hobgoblin
Duh! Barnies! All of you! Go home!
93Oct01 2:53 am from Chuck
I had a friend who played the electric chello for a band. He also played
regular chello for an orchestra. Sally, get a life.
93Oct02 8:42 pm "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
the other day i heard electric irish (or was it scottish?) music on the radio.
the song started out with what sounded like a generic heavy metal intro, then
went into this part that was definitely scottish (or irish?) music, but with a
strong electric flavor. i think the bands name was wolfstone.
93Oct02 10:17 pm from Chuck
anyone ever hear of an electric kazoo?
93Oct02 10:30 pm from Mordrak
yeah, don't stick your tongue in.
93Oct03 7:46 am from Hobgoblin
You know what is cool is that mouth harps. Peopel who are good at that are
gods.
93Oct03 9:03 am from Heywood Jablomi
Hobgoblin, just out of curiosity... Have you ever taken an English class?
93Oct03 2:43 pm Cheese Fun-Facts from Luminary Coremaster
I would imagine so, considering his message wasn't in Swahili.
93Oct03 3:08 pm from Chuck
It was in a forgotten LA dialect, brohican.
93Oct04 6:31 am from Heywood Jablomi
I was just inquiring about his creative usage of spelling and sentence
structure.
93Oct07 2:37 pm from Hobgoblin
Exqueeze me, assmunch.
It's not like I really give a shit if my messages look like I did'nt
proof read them or something. And if you couldnt understand that message, you
are kinda brainless. oh well.
93Oct07 9:28 pm from InSanE Within.
oh yea, wel my penis is bigger.
93Oct07 11:58 pm from Chuck
Bigger than your brain, but that doesn't say much, pea-brain.
93Oct08 10:10 am from Heywood Jablomi
Hob, relax. I wasn't tearing you a new asshole or anything. I was just
teasing you. It was harmless, so quit freaking.
93Oct09 10:51 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
He already has several, he sure doesn't need a new one.
93Oct09 11:33 pm from Chuck
And you are one of them, Tim.
93Oct14 1:12 pm from Joaquin X. Gray
BBS
7pm - 7am
The Nightime BBS
962-6412
Don't be biased.
Call Soon
93Oct15 11:49 am from Tube Champ
I didn't know it was possible for anyone to be so fucking annoying. Really,
someone should kill this guy, or at least thrash him. Or smash his fucking
computer, since the only use he seems to have for it is preventing people from
enjoying BBSing.
93Oct15 6:42 pm from GOD!
Well you know his name and that he goes to Bishop diego.
93Oct15 11:46 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
He claims that he doesn't care what we think, but he insists on biffing the
board with ads for a BBS that he's trying to get US to call! Good god, he's
annoying.
93Oct16 5:08 am from Chuck
ok, $2 for ddx's head. Or joaquins - they are the same shriveled, empty head
anyway.
93Oct16 4:40 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I wouldn't pay $2 for his head. What would I do with it? I'd end up just
putting it in the garage someplace, and then selling it in some future yard
sale to some bargain-hunting Mexican family for 50 cents.
93Oct16 5:50 pm from Tube Champ
Would you sell it as one of those gourds that they use in music? That would
wpork. His little, shriveled brain inside, rattling around.
93Oct16 8:06 pm from GOD!
I would pay $2 for it in an instant! You know what I would do with it? I
would burn it to smitherens, thus ridding it from existence!
93Oct17 3:15 am from Chuck
LC, are you being racist? Couldn't you sell it to a bargain hunting white
family for 50 cents? How about an eskimo black indian africano italian french
mexican asian pacific islander european belgian family who bargain hunted?
93Oct17 10:18 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I had a feeling that would be misconstrued as a racist comment, but I didn't
bother to post a disclaimer at the end. I was just trying to add a little
sensory detail to the joke. Plus, an image of a Mexican family that tried to
buy a typewriter for $5 that I told them was $10 at a past garage sale came to
mind, so I just used the memory for the message.
93Oct18 4:09 am from Chuck
So, it's not like there aren't a shitload of poor mexicans around here. I was
just pulling PC crap on you.
93Oct18 7:28 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
(G) Roseanne Arnold is gravationally challenged, and George Burns is 100
years young, and Clinton is logically impaired. Gotcha.
93Oct18 10:38 pm from GOD!
aNyBoDy WhO ThInKs A rHoDeS sChOlAr Is LoGiCaLlY iMpAiReD iS ObViOuSlY
lOgIcAlLy ImPaIrEd
93Oct19 12:59 am from Chuck
I think rhodes scholar translated into american means "snobby dickhead". The
qualifications for rhodes scholars are simply attendance at Yale and good
grades. It's not like the fucking nobel prize or anything.
93Oct19 8:53 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Clinton is, in addition to not being a leader, also an idiot.
93Oct19 9:08 pm from Bob
...and a liar.
93Oct20 8:17 am from Zeylan
And exceedingly dull.
Sweat & B,O,> read
93Sep23 11:40 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I noticed this room in the unread messages list. Strange.
93Sep24 4:08 pm from Hobgoblin
You know, Right Guard stinks.
93Sep24 7:17 pm from BOO
So do you, bubba.
93Sep24 8:42 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
I found this deodorant with menthol in it. It's like rubbing ben-gay or
mineral ice in your pits. A strange sensation to say the least.
93Sep24 10:27 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Want to try a weird sensation? Try rubbing sparkling cider in your armpits.
I've never tried it, but it sounds weird.
93Sep25 10:32 am from richard m. nixon
what deodorant, tim? i know someone who's into that kinda stuff.
93Sep25 11:17 am from Hobgoblin
Ben Gay smells like crap. Not litteraly tho.
93Sep25 1:37 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
That's good to know. Yessir, nothing beats the fresh wholesome smell of crap.
93Sep25 5:36 pm from BOO
Once Dain and the Goremongers chased their friend around and held him down and
rubbed IcyHot on his butt, and he had to sit in a sink of water to escape the
sensation.
93Sep25 9:37 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Are they homosexual? I don't know about them, but I for one wouldn't go out of
my way to rub lubrication all over someone's butt, practical joke or no
practical joke. Besides, that sounds like an icky joke to play in general.
93Sep25 11:24 pm Religion sucks from Yacub
well, yeah.
93Sep26 12:36 am Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
Try this: put gobs of Mineral Ice in someone's underwear. This is especially
helpful immediately before track meets, purse snatchings, etc. The deodorant
is BRUTe "with an unmistakably masculine aroma." Thbbt!
93Sep26 2:27 pm from BOO
Icy hot isn't a lubricant.. it's that stuff that makes you really really cold.
No they aren't homosexual, they just have silly senses of humor. And Dain is
dead and gone to Idyllwild. Goodnight.
93Sep26 3:47 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Dain is dead and gone. Well shucky-darn.
93Sep28 4:46 pm Bleah from BOO
Oh poo-poo upon you. Dain was silly. Anyway, perhaps I will buy you some Icy
Hot and you can try it out.
93Sep28 9:53 pm Religion sucks from Yacub
Save your money and buy ME something.
93Sep29 12:57 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I wonder what happens if you eat Icy Hot.
93Sep30 6:22 pm from BOO
SILLY! Maybe it's toxic. NO I WILL NOT BUY YOU ANYTHING because I just won't.
But back to IcyHot, put it all over your face sometime and just sit in the
breeze....
93Sep30 7:01 pm Religion sucks from Yacub
What IS icyhot? It's an oxymoron, you know.
93Oct01 1:11 am from Chuck
No, you're just a moron, Rush-hater. I would like to rub NAIR on Boo's ass
but I don't think it would affect the thick hair.
93Oct01 4:32 pm from Sally Custard
Chuck, shut up. Your a pest like little bug begging for my dinner. NOT GONNA
GET IT THO!
93Oct01 2:55 am from Chuck
Sally, you are an illiterate girl with the personality of raisin bran. That
last should have been "you're" not "your" but what should I expect from
someone raised to serve men. Shut up and be subservient.
93Oct03 7:47 am from Hobgoblin
HAhahahhahaah. Those last two lines are classic. hahaha
93Oct03 3:09 pm from Chuck
Thanks, Hobgoblin!
93Oct04 9:10 am from BOO
Chuck, I'm not going to start anything else, but just think about what you say
before someone kills you for it.
93Oct04 2:34 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
I think we should post a bounty on Chuck's 6'8 268 pound frame. I'll chip in
$1.50 to start.
93Oct04 5:44 pm from Chuck
You DORKS. Neither BOOb nor Tim the homo enchanter know shit about me. Was I
lying when I said I was 6'8"???? Am I really 4'8"???? You dumbshits. The
dry toast I had for breakfast was far more intelligent and entertaining than
either of you will be in the whining eternity that you call your lives. Go do
something constructive like drown yourselves.
93Oct05 8:42 pm from BOO
We've admitted we know nothing about you, don't start things that have
absolutely no basis. You have no idea whether Tim or I are who we say we are,
he could be female and I could be male. Actually I am.
93Oct06 12:49 am from Chuck
Actually, you wannabe. You are a dyke with a collection of strap-ons.
93Oct06 8:10 am from Heywood Jablomi
Waittaminnit, hold on, back up... I thought BOO was male at first, then
female... now I'm lost yet again...
93Oct06 7:08 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
BOO said earlier that she was a hermaphrodite. She has made referrence to this
many times in the past, on the boards and in person. I don't know the truth,
although I've never seen a hermaphrodite (to my knowledge). I hear they're
really mutated looking, so I sort of doubt it. But ah shore don' know fur
shure.
93Oct06 8:34 pm White Hockey Mask! from Arconian
Are you serious? Wow, I've never seen a hermaphrodite either, but I've seen
the ads. "6-inch long she-male... etc."
93Oct06 8:58 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I seriously doubt she really is... She doesn't look masculaine enough.
93Oct06 9:36 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
If sh... I mean, it, is, maybe we can talk it into uploading some gifs of
itself so we can understand more clearly.
93Oct06 10:19 pm from Chuck
Haven't you seen the porns with savannah or someone like that - a chick who
NATURALLY has a clit that functions as a small penis. Really strange, but I
think arconian likes it (go rub on some more vaseline, pal)
93Oct06 11:02 pm from god
When have you seen boo, luminary?
93Oct07 2:38 pm from Hobgoblin
BOO is not male. Nor is SHE a hermaphrodite.
93Oct07 9:29 pm from InSanE Within.
i've smoked boo.
93Oct07 11:59 pm from Chuck
BOO smoked my pole.
93Oct08 3:47 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I was only kidding for amusement's sake... Some of you took it way too
seriously. Of course she's not a hermaphrodite.
93Oct13 10:46 pm White Hockey Mask! from Arconian
Hell yeah I liked it. You must have liked it too since you were born from it.
93Oct14 4:41 am from Chuck
Dorkonian, your feeble attempts at humor have languished for far too long.
93Oct14 8:37 am from Zeylan
For fuck's sake, all of you shut up.
93Oct14 1:12 pm from Joaquin X. Gray
BBS
7pm - 7am
The Nightime BBS
962-6412
Don't be biased.
Call Soon
93Oct14 2:00 pm from Baby Driver
No shit, guys, this has gotten really tiring, and it's about time everyone
knocks off the bullshit. Enough of this lover's quarrel thing. Ultimately, we
are all brothers.
93Oct14 9:38 pm White Hockey Mask! from Arconian
I'll agree to shut up... Do you honestly think chuck will agree?
I'd like to shut up, but I'm not just going sit idle if chuck flames up.
Ahh.... Hell with it. Ok, I'm shutting up. Let's se if chuck really has more
of life than this BBS, and see if he'll shut up too.
I don't really give a fuck what that moron says anymore..... Is that cool?
I'm not the bad guy anymore..... right?
93Oct14 10:40 pm from Zeylan
Nobody cares.
93Oct15 2:27 am from Chuck
Dorkonain, with your mouth and what's been in it, I don't think you'll ever be
able to shut it again. You could however, to make life bearable, go back to
your standard "uuuuhhhh...(drool) uhhhhhh...."
Dorkonain, if you don't want to be the bad guy, then tell your customers that
they can be the bad guy this time for an extra 3 cents.
93Oct16 9:44 am "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
see? arconian agrees to shut up and chuck flames up again.
93Oct16 10:52 pm from Baby Driver
Dorkonian probably sent him private email or something.
93Oct17 3:16 am from Chuck
Damn straight!
93Oct19 10:31 pm White Hockey Mask! from Arconian
Damn fucking wrong.
Worms & Words> read
93Sep21 12:36 am from Hobgoblin
Book worms and lots'a words. Read any good books lately? I read One Day in
the Life of Ivan Denisovich... good book. Of course if I didnt have to I
wouldnt have. I hate reading. Reading sucks...hu h huhuh huhuh huhuh uhuh
93Sep21 9:38 am Nihilist Ravings from Null
I'm re-reading "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" by Dr. Hunter S. Thompson.
93Sep21 3:22 pm from Hobgoblin
Uhhh... what is that about? WAit! Lemme guess... a pool star who had an
affair with his pool qu..er...no.. he had an affair with the roulette lady..
right? And she is a homocidal maniac? YEah.. thats the ticket
93Sep21 6:58 pm Nihilist Ravings from Null
"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of
high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half-full of cocaine and a whole
galaxy of multicolored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also a quart of
tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether, and two
dozen amyls... But the only thing that worried me was the ether. There is
nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible than a man in the depths
of an ether binge..."
Thus equipped, the author and his 300-pound Samoan attorney (alias Dr. Gonzo)
set out in a red convertible to cover a motorcycle race, and, later, a
convention of district attorneys on the subject of the drug menace. What went
down was something else...
"A scorching epochal sensation!" - Tom Wolfe
"An electric piece of work that takes off like a screaming rocket. it
sizzles, it snaps, it dazzles. It's one whoosh of a book!" - Women's Wear
Daily
Illustrations by Ralph Steadman
93Sep22 9:26 pm from ddX
"Illustrations"?
93Sep23 11:39 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
"It's one whoosh of a book!"?!?!?
93Sep24 12:33 am from richard m. nixon
people will say anything to get onto the back of a book jacket.
93Sep26 8:46 am from Swagman
Hmm, this reminded me I have a HST book in hardback somewhere around here that
I've only partially read. Where is that beast? I hope I didn't loan it to
anyone. Damn, and it had a picture in the cover jacket of HST hisself
shooting an IBM Selectric with his .45 automatic pistol.
93Sep27 12:15 am from richard m. nixon
hst? hayes soemthing-or-other?
93Sep27 3:52 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I was wondering that too... Hayes Stereo Turntable? I dunno...
93Sep28 12:02 am Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
Highly Stereotypical Tadpole
93Sep28 9:53 pm Religion sucks from Yacub
His stilus travails
93Oct01 1:12 am from Chuck
I like shooting. FAgs, that is.
93Oct01 4:33 pm from Sally Custard
I'd like to put the barrel of a shotgun inside your scarry twisted yawp and
blow the padlock right out the back of your droop-hinged skull, manless-man!
93Oct01 2:56 am from Chuck
Sally, I didn't know you had the power to use penis imagery like that! I know
you don't have a penis, but admitting you have penis envy is a big step!
Congratulations! Maybe you should consider surgery?
93Oct02 10:32 pm from Mordrak
let's make a little room and we'll both of u aide privs. sounds nice,
doesn't it?
93Oct03 6:23 am "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
?
93Oct03 9:04 am from Heywood Jablomi
Double ?
93Oct04 2:35 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
Whoa, mordrak, try to clear that up a little. "we'll both of u aide privs"?
93Oct04 11:07 pm from Heywood Jablomi
Back to my comment about the English lesson.
93Oct06 7:36 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I had the most horrible dream last night. It frightened me and made me sick.
This is what happened. Actually it's a sort of long story.
At school, there is this female that seems to like me. It always annoyed me
to think about it, because she is one of the few people that I am repulsed by.
I have heard her talk to other people and she disgusts me.
So anyway. This individual is in my German class. And she looks at me. And I
realized that it might look as if I were looking at her, because I often stare
out of the door during class, and her desk is near the door. I have since
stopped doing this.
One day a few weeks ago, I showed part of an episode of Dialogue^3
because of the German movie thing I did (being German class and all). This
girl hung around after class and followed me down the hall talking to me. I
acted plesant but I also walked very fast, which I do anyway, but other people
can't really keep up.
About a week ago, we had to write party invitations for the Unit we are
doing on parties and food, et cetera. I sent a joke invitation to Charlotte
Sometimes (we had to send them to other people in the class, or in other
periods) that was about a "Bad Oragami" party, I folded the invitation into
the shape of nothing that looks like it could be something.
Yesterday, I got an invitation from the teacher, and it was from this girl
who I despise, and I was shocked and stuffed it in my bag. I walked to my next
class, and read it there. Roughly in German, it said something to the degree
of "I would like to invite you to a party this Friday, for only you and me!"
Upon reading this, I mumbled, "Oh my god," and crumpled it up and threw
it in the trash. I didn't want to inspect it further, I didn't want to know
what else might have been there.
This made me so sick. I hated it. I hate this person.
So... Last night, one of my dreams was about being in a large department
store. I was being pursued by this girl. I kept shouting at her, "Get away
from me! I don't like you!" but she kept chasing me. Finally, I hit a dead
end-- Big glass doors that were locked. It would take a minute or two to
unlock the doors. I was frantic.
The girl finally reached me, and I was about halfway through with opening
the doors. She said something like, "You have to like me! Look!" and at that
point, I knew she was about to take off her shirt, in some disgustingly foul
attempt to get me to like her. I did not, I remember specifically doing this
in the dream, I DID NOT look at her, instead I turned away and bashed open the
door to get away, closed it, and then fled down an isle of towering television
sets.
I awoke in fright, after a little while. This awful dream ruined tthe
morning because it haunted me. I hated it so. I began devising plans to stop
this horrible thing once and for all. I suspected last year that she liked me,
too, but that damned invitation had made it much worse. I made it a point to
look only at the book on my desk in German today, so that I would not even
appear to be looking at her, in her sick, twisted mind.
You cannot believe how traumatic this was for me. Her actions gave me an
evil nightmare. You are the only people I have told about this. And I feel a
bit better to get this horrible experience out of my head. It always feels
better to talk about things.
If you read this whole thing, I commend you, although I'm not sure why.
93Oct06 8:17 pm from Reese's Pieces
That was the most interesting Luminary message I've read. But I don't think
there's any rational reason to hate being liked by someone so much, even if
it's someone you don't like. I mean, just tell her you're not interested,
that you're involved with someone else or something. No big deal. She can't
force you to have sex with her. (I'm tempted to give a Freudian analysis of
your dream, but I won't. Freud has no credibility with me, but your dream
seems to almost demand an "interpretation.")
93Oct06 9:39 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
Tell her you're flattered, but unfortunately are impotent and wouldn't want to
put your burden on her. She deserves better. Then she'll feel good about
herself and you'll be free.
93Oct06 10:25 pm from Chuck
Hell, put a pillow over her head and fuck her anyway.
93Oct07 7:05 pm "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
why do you hate her so much, lume? what could be so repulsive?
93Oct07 9:31 pm from InSanE Within.
being smothered sucks.
i hate yound girls.. they fall in love too quickly.. they need to be tought a
thing or two....
93Oct07 11:59 pm from Chuck
The young are indeed too susceptable to that disease called love, and seem to
want the evil thing called "marriage" and even worse, "kids." That is why you
goto their place and give them a fake name.
93Oct08 3:49 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I hate her because she is extremely unattractive to me. Her dark eyes look
like gaping holes in her skull. Her stupid smile makes her look as idiotic as
she really is. She is disgusting. I have heard her talk before and what she
has to say is stupid and offensive. I just detest her.
93Oct08 11:28 pm from Chuck
Then fuck her and ignore her.
93Oct09 9:14 am Nihilist Ravings from Null
LumiCore: You're in love. Stop denying it, and go cuddle with her.
93Oct09 11:33 pm from Chuck
Bring a barf bag.
93Oct10 3:02 pm from Dungeon Master
I hate when girls get interested in me.
93Oct10 5:52 pm from Baby Driver
I don't mind, as long as it's clear from the beginning that I've got no
intention to take them too seriously.
93Oct10 9:36 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Sickening... Well anyway.
93Oct11 8:50 pm "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
wait. are you well or are you sick?
93Oct13 6:54 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I'm physically semi-well, and mentally sick.
93Oct13 10:49 pm White Hockey Mask! from Arconian
Wow, was BOO really that rupulsive? I mean, I don't give a shit what chuck
says, but Luminary has some credibility. Still, I don't think that excuses
chuck.
93Oct13 11:30 pm from Baby Driver
I could break her in. "I ain't talkin' bout your pig tails!!!"
93Oct14 1:13 pm from Joaquin X. Gray
BBS
7pm - 7am
The Nightime BBS
962-6412
Don't be biased.
Call Soon
93Oct15 11:47 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
What? BOO's not repulsive by any means... She's a bit mean though.
files] read
93Sep21 9:44 pm from richard m. nixon
files
93Sep22 3:15 pm Nihilist Ravings from Null
Cool.
93Sep22 8:09 pm from Zeylan
How very distinct.
93Sep25 8:36 pm from Mordrak
THe name is so...so...aritistically...descripitive.
93Sep25 9:37 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
What is DSZ.ZIP? All it says is "La La La" for the file description.
93Sep26 12:36 am Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
I'm assuming it's Zmodem.
93Sep26 12:36 pm from Hobgoblin
Gosh, wouldnt it be nice if Zmodem worked on here... (ahemm...HINT HINT..)
93Sep27 12:16 am from richard m. nixon
yeah, yeah.
93Sep27 3:52 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Why doesn't it work?
93Sep28 12:03 am Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
Yeah. Yeah. Zmodem. Zmodem. Hehe. Heh. hehhehee.
93Sep28 8:59 pm from BOO
Oh gee, I wonder WHY you are lonely.
93Sep28 9:54 pm Religion sucks from Yacub
Once again, although to a different entity, I find myself saying ditto.
93Sep29 12:58 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Oh goodness. It's 1am. I should be in bed. Whoops.
93Sep29 10:40 pm from Asgard
File "mst3k.faq" uploaded by Yacub:
Desc: 12 pages on the best TV show of all time. Every weeknight, midnite, or
sunday mornings at 10 and saturday nights at 7.
93Sep29 10:44 pm from Asgard
File "mstsongs.txt" uploaded by Yacub:
Desc: Every song from the first 4 seasons of Mystery Science Theate 3000,
download this or die.
93Sep30 12:10 pm from Zeylan
I would download it if there was FUCKING ZMODEM INSTALLED HERE. SUBTLE
FUCKING GODDAMNED HINT.
93Sep30 12:18 pm from Zeylan
What the fuck is wrong with those text files, Yacub? They've got bizarre
characters in them. Can't even read them online. Did you make those files on
a Commodore 64 or something?! Strip out the codes so they can actually be
read.
93Sep30 7:02 pm Religion sucks from Yacub
They're mac files. Maybe if you had a decent computer you could read them.
Those things you see are just figments of your imagination tho, I put them in
your mind myself while you were sleeping. SLEEP, SLEEP!
93Sep30 8:28 pm from richard m. nixon
if yacub had a standard computer, he could emit textfiles other people could
read. but then, even on a mac, its not that difficult to teach your computer
how to generate standard ascii text files. the difference is that it takes
effort on a mac, whereas it comes naturally on all other platforms.
93Sep30 8:38 pm from richard m. nixon
all right, all right. zmodem should now be working (i hope.) someone please
try it out.
93Sep30 11:05 pm from Asgard
File "Quotes.txt" uploaded by Bob:
Desc: Bob's quote file. (Uploaded to see if ZModem was really working. It
was. I got 1938 cps. Hmmm. That shouldn't be possible, if Palmer's got his
serial port locked at 19200. If it's not locked at 19200, then I should have
got a much higher rate, since this is uncompressed text, going over a 16,800
bps connection with V.42bis compression.)
93Oct01 8:33 am from Zeylan
I got around 1700 cps. But, then again, this stupid serial port on this
computer doesn't have a 16550 uart chip like my other one does.
93Oct01 11:21 am from richard m. nixon
but then, it does have a 16450, which ought to be adequate in a single-tasking
(ugh) environment.
93Oct01 11:52 am from Zeylan
Actually, no, not at high speeds. The 16450 uart is not equipped to deal with
high speeds, especially anything over 19.2 without massive errors.
93Oct01 3:22 pm from Bob
There's a lot more than just multitasking vs. single tasking that has to do
with whether or not a 16450 will be adequate.
My boss has an old 8 MHz '286 system, with a 16450. In helping set up his
14,400 bps modem on it, I found that it has problems if the serial port is set
at any rate higher than 9600 bps. This is with no multitasking.
93Oct01 4:33 pm from Sally Custard
Chuck shut up!
93Oct01 10:56 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
Uh, Sally? Chuck hasn't said anything yet. But I suppose it is a good idea
as a safety measure.
93Oct01 2:57 am from Chuck
I think sally is hot for me!
93Oct02 10:33 pm from Mordrak
you guys'll rip yourselves open.
93Oct03 11:20 am from gwar
Gwar's Domain had 16450s and worked quite well on a 286/12 (with 2 megs
dedicated to disk caching with buffered writes) with a 14.4k modem and the
port locked at 38,400. I did extensive testing with a null modem cable and
the port locked at 38,400 and it was able to do decent HS-Link transfers with
my 16550 equipped 486 and not get any overflows. 57,600 was too much for it
tho. I only put the 16550 card in the BBS when it was networked with Gemini's
computer and, for some strange reason, it couldn't cope with uploads to a
networked drive without the buffering. A 16450 will serve you well on a
decently quick 286 in single-tasking mode.
93Oct03 11:54 am from Heywood Jablomi
Ehh. I get errors on my puter at work with it's lowly 16450. I got errors at
home with same, until I got a new 16550 serial card.
93Oct03 11:54 am from Heywood Jablomi
BTW, why lock the port? Any advantage to that?
93Oct03 3:10 pm from Chuck
Is there such a thing as a decently fast 286?
93Oct03 11:42 pm from Bob
Gwar: In my experience, you simply can't predict with any certainty that a
16450 will be adequate for a given setup. I've seen old XT-type machines
handle incoming data at 115,200 bps over a direct connection with no problem
using an 8250, and I've seen a 33 Mhz '386 chock at 19,200 on a 16450. I've
even heard of people having problems on a '486.
If you have a '486DX2-66, running under straight MS-DOS, no TSRs, no
multitasking; even then, you cannot be certain that a 16450 will be adequate.
Most likely, it will, but...
Heywood: With more modern, high-speed modems, the correct way to use them
is to lock the serial port at the highest rate that both the modem and the
computer can reliably handle. This is very differnt from the more primitive
modems, where you have to change the serial port speed to match the CONNECT
speed.
93Oct03 11:53 pm from Zeylan
Locking the serial port also prevents data theft during file transfers.
93Oct04 2:37 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
Gwar, when are you going to get rid of the damned line noise on your board?
93Oct04 2:47 pm from gwar
When I become God. I'm working on getting a better modem, PPI or USR D/S, but
I've got to get new tires/alignment/front end work first. Reality comes
before the BBS, unfortunately.
93Oct06 1:55 am from Asgard
File "StufUpd3.07" uploaded by Bob:
Desc: For those of you who use StuffIt Deluxe. This is an updater which will
update any StuffIt Deluxe 3.0.x to 3.0.7. Don't bother dowloading this if you
don't have StuffIt Deluxe already.
93Oct06 10:45 am White Hockey Mask! from Arconian
Yeah, I'd bet you'd love Stuffit Deluxe, Chuck.
93Oct06 7:09 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Definatly. All those GIF's from the World of Smut room just take up too much
space!!
93Oct06 10:26 pm from Chuck
Why? So I could take your head and STUFFIT up your ass.
93Oct08 3:50 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
No, you could take his head and STUFFIT DELUX...
93Oct12 1:41 pm from Zeylan
ENOUGH, you fucker!
93Oct13 12:18 am from Chuck
Hey! My virgin ears!
93Oct13 6:55 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Put them back in the tupperwear freezer container!
93Oct13 10:50 pm White Hockey Mask! from Arconian
Vigin ears, maybe, but you don't have a virgin asshole.
93Oct14 4:42 am from Chuck
Thanks to you drugging me and sucking out my shit with your powerful lips.
93Oct14 8:38 am from Zeylan
Bleah. Thanks for the visual.
93Oct14 1:13 pm from Joaquin X. Gray
BBS
7pm - 7am
The Nightime BBS
962-6412
Don't be biased.
Call Soon
future and the past> read
93Sep24 12:26 am from richard m. nixon
the first generation of computing produced the supercomputer. powered by
mechanical switches and later vacuum tubes, the supercomputer is a computer so
expensive that only governments and large businesses can afford it. it
requires not only a large initial investment, but an ongoing investment as
well - in electrcity, maintenance, administration, and programming.
the second generation of computing produced the mainframe. based on the new
transistor technology, the mainframe became the workhorse of american
business. computers were now cheap enough that medium sized businesses could
afford one. in many ways, a mainframe is just a scaled-down version of a
supercomputer; it costs less, runs cooler and on less energy, less dedicated
staff and specialized training.
the third generation of computing produced the minicomputer. a mini requires
even less staff to be run. in fact, it can be run by a single person. thanks
to new lsi technology, the minicomputer was the first to be able to fit under
a desk. a minicomputer is also much cheaper. cheap enough for a small business
to be able to own. its worth noting that the minicomputer era produced the
first modern operating system: unix.
the forth generation is the microcomputer. thanks to vlsi and the
microprocessor, a microcomputer is small enough and cheap enough for an
individual to own. or a corporation can buy hundreds or thousands and link
them all together in a network.
many people don't realise it, but the fifth generation of computing is upon
us. fifth generation computers are portables, pdas, &etc. there is a
fundamental difference between a computer that sits on your desk and one you
can pick up and carry around with you. these might justifiably be labeled
nanocomputers. aided by advances in vlsi technology and miniaturization of
such components as hard disks and ram, nanocomputers are not yet cheaper than
micros.
sixth generation computers are experimental now, and within five years they
will be widely available. i see the key technology for sixth generation
computers as being not better processors or smaller drives, but rather virtual
reality glasses. these will further decrease the size of computers, making
them not something you carry around, but something you wear. the glasses will
eventually be replaced by a jack at the back of the skull, into which you plug
your computer, and then by direct implants into the brain. effectively, you
will be able to buy a specialized digital coprocessor for the two you already
have. computers will change from something you can turn off to something
that's an integral part of your world. this is the picocomputer.
the seventh generation is almost inconceivable. i think the seventh
generation will be a revolution not in hardware but in software. this will
happen when there is a standardization worldwide of networking and operating
systems software, linking every computer everywhere into a gigantic internet,
and eventually, a macrocomputer. this will be the era of ai and the ai virus.
there will be intruders, friends, in our very brains. the result may be the
obselescence of the human race.
93Sep24 4:10 pm from Hobgoblin
Yeah.. sure... I just got the required calculator for precalculus. Kinda
neato, seeing that I can program it and stuff. In fact, I programed a stupid
knock konck joke into it and showed it to my friend in the middle of class and
he lost it completely. We all know Heywood Jablomi.. great handle... well,
Knock Knock Who's there Heywood Heywood who Heywood Jablomi... well, since he
isnt an avid BBSer he had never heard anything of the sort. It was hillaroius.
93Sep24 6:19 pm from Heywood Jablomi
Glad I could be of service. I think.
93Sep24 8:47 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
I did stuff like that with my programmable calculator in one of my classes and
I got some of my friends to totally lose it.
Seventh Generation computers: computers cease being a personnal accessory to
aid humans and generate an artificial world for people to live in. In effect,
people live in a computer program. Instead of producing children, we produce
subrroutines in the grand computer program. Eventually all but one elite
class of people would be replaced by binary data. The elite class will sit at
computer terminals thinking they are playing stupid Sierra games but are
actually altering the lives of the descendants of Earth's original
inhabitants. Kinda scary, if you think about it.
93Sep24 10:28 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Computers: The Seventh Generation.
93Sep25 10:33 am from richard m. nixon
that's sixth generation computing, tim. virtual reality.
93Sep25 12:50 pm Nihilist Ravings from Null
Seventh or Eighth generation: We use computers as peripheral devices on our
nervous systems. FOr example, we've got something tapped into the optic
nerves, and stores the visuals (possibly in the brain itself) and can also
replay. Then we'll have our photographic memories we've always wanted. Also
imagine something that tracks moving objects, and will provide your limbs with
(for example) an optimized "evade" routine should one decide to evade. Of
course this is a long way off.
93Sep25 1:38 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
What generation of computers does Mr. Data fit into?
93Sep25 11:28 pm Religion sucks from Yacub
An evade routine. Neat. 10th generation computers: Life
93Sep26 12:37 am Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
Not virtual reality, dick, virtual fantasy! Reality is unreal and fantasy is
real. Get it.
93Sep27 12:18 am from richard m. nixon
null, thats still sixth generation computing. where computers become an
integral part of your world and your mind. (same thing.)
data, since he is an artificial inteligence, would qualify as 7th generation
computing, i guess.
93Sep28 12:04 am Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
No, dick, I'm talking about your world becoming an integral part of computers,
not the other way around as you said. I guess you are just having trouble
understanding the implications of what I'm trying to say but am failing
miserably.
93Sep28 9:55 pm Religion sucks from Yacub
Why bother? Kill yourself.
93Sep29 7:12 pm from Tube Champ
You are so fucking stupid.
93Sep29 8:53 pm from richard m. nixon
null, i completely understand what you're saying. i covered neural taps and
digital coprocessors in my paragraph on 6th generation computing. the
integration of the world and your perceptions of it (no matter which you say
first) are the province of 6th generation machines. the revolution they bring
about will be as profount as the revolution that resulted from the personal
computer. the 7th generation is where humans lose control of the brains
they've created, and all the computers in the world get integrated together
into the macrocomputer.
93Sep29 10:34 pm Religion sucks from Yacub
sounds scary.
93Sep29 11:50 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
Kinda like when all the continents come back together into one supercontinent.
93Sep30 6:23 pm from BOO
Oh, that happened yesterday.
93Sep30 7:03 pm Religion sucks from Yacub
No it didn't. Unless we're still on the coast. I like being near the ocean,
it makes for great views while biking you know.
93Sep30 8:29 pm from richard m. nixon
the macrocomputer is scary. fear it.
93Oct01 1:13 am from Chuck
Speed Racer is a computer.
93Oct01 4:34 pm from Sally Custard
Chuck is a geek. I could kick his smelly rear!
93Oct01 11:57 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Go Speed Racer Go!
93Oct01 2:57 am from Chuck
You could lick my smelly rear? ok, if it turns you on, sally, you shaven dyke.
93Oct07 9:38 pm from InSanE Within.
i picture chuck as a fat fuck that has no life.. is jelouse of everyone about
everything... and is impotent.
93Oct08 12:02 am from Chuck
Hey, if I's gonna be impotent, I's gonna dress impotent an put on ma tux.
As for the rest of you message, insane, how you picture me doesn't really
matter since I don't care about what you think. (If indeed you do think.)
You basically don't have my respect. Get a life.
93Oct08 3:52 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Why do you call here? Because you enjoy it; otherwise you simply would not
call. Therefore, if you truly hated everything here, you wouldn't BE here in
the first place; thus, you like it here.
Now that I've stated the obvious... Why is it that you decide to INSULT
everybody, when you're so dependant on them for entertainment? Or is it one in
the same?
93Oct08 11:24 am from god
He insults people because he IS DEPENDANT ON THEM FOR HIS ENTERTAINMENT. By
insulting them he is GUARRENTEED HIS ENTERTAINMENT, SINCE HE KNOWS THAT THEY
WILL GET PISSED OFF. What is my point? Get real pissed off at him and
constantly hurl insults at chuck!
93Oct08 5:44 pm "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
wouldn't it be better to just ignore him?
93Oct08 11:29 pm from Chuck
go put a squirrel down your spandex pants. I call here to remind myself of
how to not be a loser.
93Oct09 9:16 am Nihilist Ravings from Null
Also to have fun tormenting people who don't know any better.
93Oct09 10:55 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
Well, I hope you learn soon, chuck. We're tired of waiting.
93Oct09 11:36 pm from Chuck
Sally yogurt and Charlotte have stopped calling because of your boring,
asinine comments, Tim you homo enchanter. Your religious, hitlerian attacks
on people like me who can think have got to stop. Open your mind.
93Oct10 9:37 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Sally and Charlotte probably stopped calling because of you, not because of
Tim. Sheesh. But I did like your comment about putting a squirl down spandex
pants.. .amusing..
93Oct10 10:25 pm from Chuck
Why thank you, LC.
93Oct11 12:04 am Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
Chuck, I don't verbally assault you because of religion. My comments on
religion are simply statements of my beliefs and not denunciations of others'
beliefs. I only rail on you for my entertainment and yours, since I can tell
you enjoy it as much as I do.
93Oct11 12:04 am Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
BTW, I saw that you created a room in my honor. I'm looking forward to seeing
it as soon as I get there.
93Oct11 1:38 am from Chuck
Tim, although I hate to admit it, I have to admit you are right. Insulting
people is fun, but does your religion allow it? I know you don't insult me
because of my religion but because I insult everyone. I was just sayin that
for what's his face (digits or something) the new user.
93Oct11 8:14 pm from Dungeon Master
I think religion is okay as long as you don't get too carried away.
93Oct11 8:52 pm "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
i think religion sucks.
93Oct11 10:44 pm from Chuck
I think richard is right, but that his last message might have been a bit
repetitious. Religion is the blight of man.
93Oct12 12:07 am Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
I'd add one word to that statement: FALSE religion is the blight of man (and
that's a lot of religion, including any religion that advocates war.)
93Oct12 5:59 am "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
but they're all false.
93Oct12 12:12 pm from Baby Driver
Tim shut up about your religion.
93Oct12 9:51 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
If people bring up religion, I'll talk about it as much as I want. The "N"
key comes in handy if you don't want to read my posts.
93Oct13 12:20 am from Chuck
Richard N. and baby, you are cool. I agree - there is no such thing as a true
religion. All of them disagree with others. The one even halfway standable
religion is the church of Satan - afterall, they haven't killed any mass
numbers of people yet.
93Oct13 4:21 pm from Baby Driver
Yeah, but the CofS fucks with people's minds, and that's why I'm not going to
join it.
93Oct13 6:57 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
And also keep in mind, Satan is a CHRISTIAN creation! In the giant television
network of life, the Church of Satan is just a spin-off of Christianity.
93Oct13 8:45 pm from Bob
Actually, belief in Satan predates Christianity by quite a bit. He's
mentioned in the Old Testament as early as Genesis. Jews and Moslems, as well
as Christians, believe in Satan.
93Oct13 8:59 pm "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
as if there's a huge lot of difference between jews, christians, and muslims.
93Oct13 10:54 pm White Hockey Mask! from Arconian
Why do you care if people have religions? Fine, you're atheists, but you don't
have to impose your beliefs on others!!!! You're no better than the Jehova's
Witnesses!!!!! Honestly, if you wish people to respect your beliefs, then you
should at least acknowledge others. I am not religious, but I do respect all
religions.
All religious except the Church of Chuck which practices the science of
sodomy.
93Oct13 11:33 pm from Baby Driver
Leave it to Arconian to puss out. NATAAS! NATAAS! NATAAS! That's how the
Havweh's spelled it, but then it was encoded, like saying G-D instead of GOD,
because it's blasphemous or something. So, Satan is actually NATAAS modified
and spelled backwards;. Funny that that stuck. Just goes to show why
everyone's so fucked up around Satan shit. God. If I don't get a blow job
tonight I'm going to smash something.
93Oct14 4:47 am from Chuck
What a complete line of politically correct drivel governs your thoughts,
Dorkoinian. "I respect all religions." What a bunch of crap. You don't even
know SHIT about even 1/5 of the religoins on this fucking planet. The only
thing you respect is a fat man with a whip, and only that because he taught
you the HARD wy er.. way. I will impose my beliefs on you right now. You,
Dorkonian, are SHIT!! not dry odor free shit, but steaming wet bloody shit
tinged with the ejaculate of your forefathers. Shit that people cross the
street to avoid stepping in. Shit that even the dogs you've raped won't sniff
it. Shit so completely disgusting that the only thing to do is bury it in a
lead lined container down a salt mine. Get a life.
93Oct14 1:13 pm from Joaquin X. Gray
BBS
7pm - 7am
The Nightime BBS
962-6412
Don't be biased.
Call Soon
93Oct14 9:46 pm White Hockey Mask! from Arconian
You're fucking uneducated peice of fectic vomit, chuck! What can you do?
Install stereos? Cool!!!! What degrees do you have? How many history classes
have you taken? What about religious history? Political Science even? If you
have any sort of education then you still must be a fucking dumb ass for
having such a piece of shit job.
The thing that makes me sick is that you claim your political ideology to be
conservate. Shit, I'm conservative, but, I hate to be classified with you in
any way. Fuck, I bet you support Keynsian policies! Some conservative my ass.
93Oct15 2:33 am from Chuck
Dorkonian, Dorkonian, Dorkonian....(sigh) I regret that I have to verbally
spank you again, but you know that this hurts me more than it hurts you.
Installing stereos is simply a hobby, kind of like felching is your hobby
while your real career is prostitution. I have an AA in business from a
junior college in northern ca. The number of history, religious, and poly sci
classes I have taken really is irrelevant. I am a computer consultant (get
it: ME = computer consultant -- YOU = gay whore).
When did I ever say I was a conservative? Your unfounded asinine conclusions
arer... have a history of being wrong, and this is simply another in the long
line of mistakes you have made in the sad excuse you have for a life. I would
like to let you know that a mechanical engineer is not the man who removes
manhole covers and sticks things down the holes. You refer to them as
"customers" and you get paid more.
93Oct16 9:46 am "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
chuck said he was a republican. same thing.
will you guys please lay off the ad hominems? we were having an interesting
religious argumkent before you turned this room into another branch of the
flame war.
93Oct17 3:17 am from Chuck
Did I say that? I didn't mean it. I am "decline to state" on state forms.
Good TV> read
93Sep25 12:51 pm Nihilist Ravings from Null
For discussion of good TV - not bad TV.
93Sep25 12:51 pm Nihilist Ravings from Null
Anyone like 'The Prisoner'? That's my all-time favorite show - at least right
now.
93Sep25 1:39 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I've never seen it. I still like the Simpsons though, and Seinfeld was funny
last week. I still miss "Get A Life!" though.
93Sep25 5:37 pm from BOO
We had to watch "Get a Life" in driver's ed for some reason. "Paradise
Beach" is the best show in the world, in a really tacky way.
93Sep25 9:38 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
You got to watch "Get A Life!" in driver's ed?? LUCKY! Was it the one where he
took his driver's test, I assume? How cool!
93Sep25 11:29 pm Religion sucks from Yacub
I've never seen any of these shows but get a life. Although the only show I
watch anymore is MST3K, and letterman, of course. That guy has such a weird
sense of humor, I love it. "Xerox your face, we'll be back in a couple
minutes."
93Sep26 12:38 am Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
Baywatch rules. Thbbt!
93Sep26 12:38 pm from Hobgoblin
There is only one reason I would watch baywatch... I dont get it. This room
is for good TV.. That's kinda a strange thing to say, cause TV sucks. I
hardly ever watch it anymore. I watch beavis and butthead occasionaly, thats
it. I have better things to waste time doing.
93Sep26 2:29 pm from BOO
Letterman is so silly. I love it, especially when he used to dip himself in
large glasses of milk. Goodmorning.
93Sep26 3:51 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I liked it when he covered his body in Fritos and lowered himself into a vat
of bean-dip. Or when he did that punch bowling thing.
93Sep26 11:28 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
There's only one reason to watch Baywatch, and they come in sets.
93Sep27 12:20 am from richard m. nixon
there's series on some channel about the wives of henry the 8th. i've seen
anne of cleves and catherine howard so far. henry is played by this wierd guy
who sounds like he's perpetually constipated.
93Sep27 3:55 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Maybe the real Henry VIII was constipated. That would explain why he was such
a touchy and extreme guy.
And also a HurHurHur to Tim for exposing the true marketing gimick that
keeps "Baywatch" from getting cancelled.
93Sep27 4:20 pm from Tube Champ
What the hell's a HurHurHur?
93Sep27 4:49 pm from Zeylan
A brainless, stupid, moronic ddx laugh.
93Sep27 11:08 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Wrong! It's an intellectual, entertaining, innovative sicko laugh. I developed
it with a friend in Bakersfield about 3-4 years back. ddx just stole it from
me and ruined it by using it too much.
93Sep27 11:41 pm from Mordrak
Fresh Prince of Bel Aire is good.
93Sep28 12:05 am Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
Fresh Prince will die because the show lacks the aforementioned marketing
gimmick.
93Sep28 4:48 pm Bleah from BOO
Oh yes, and marketing gimmicks are what it's all about, especially ones that
"come in sets." You all are hormonal pigs. Wow, how insulting, NeverMind.
93Sep28 9:57 pm Religion sucks from Yacub
Why not just have a picture of two big teats on screen, maybe bouncing
around? Hell, I could do a show like that and get paid big bucks. Home
videos, just get a half hour of footage on women's chests at the beach or
something? Oooh. I could get rich and live in wild excess, like Gatsby, the
joy.
93Sep29 1:00 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I thought the aforementioned marketing gimick Tim was referring to was the
adjective "good" that Mordrak used in describing the show.
93Sep29 5:17 pm from Hobgoblin
The aforementioned marketing gimmic is TITS.
93Sep29 10:35 pm Religion sucks from Yacub
As I said. Speaking of good TV, here are a couple textfiles. Well, in the
files> room.
93Sep29 11:52 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
Yacub, what you're talking about has a name. It's called MTV.
BOO, I was not saying that I encourage this marketing gimmick, though I
appreciate the beauty of a woman's body as much as the next guy. I was just
pointing out why Baywatch and other such shows are still on the air.
93Sep30 6:25 pm from BOO
That's quite reassuring, but do you mean the beauty of or attraction to a
woman's body?
93Sep30 7:04 pm Religion sucks from Yacub
For me its attraction to. I find myself attracted to really ugly people
sometimes.
93Oct01 10:58 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
It means that I am attracted to womens' bodies because they are beautiful.
Not necessarily always in a sexual sense. (sometimes, yes, after all, I am
human)
93Oct01 2:58 am from Chuck
I am human, too, and I like women's bodies a lot. I don't like sally's,
though, because of the yogurt-like texture and personality.
93Oct04 2:37 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
Your mind is of yogurt-like texture, chuck.
93Oct04 5:46 pm from Chuck
But it exists, Tim. Your head is but a vapid cobweb collector. Is that your
head or are you eating a pan of lasagna?
93Oct06 7:10 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Is that your nose or are you orally molesting an eggplant?
(I'm sorry if that didn't make any sense, I just made it up)
93Oct06 8:37 pm White Hockey Mask! from Arconian
I'm getting sick of fighting Chuck. Ok, I give up, just go away.
This is stupid. Cool off chuck, and I will. ok?
93Oct06 9:40 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
Luminary, that didn't have to make sense. It was spectacularly funny. I am
in awe of your impromptu nonsense-spewing ability.
93Oct06 10:28 pm from Chuck
I wouldn't think someone so used to fucking guys would give up so easily. Oh
well, Arcanian, you can give up. I will lessen my insults in your general
direction, but don't expect them to stop. You ARE stupid and you deserve to
be insulted.
93Oct06 11:07 pm from god
why is arconian so stupid, chuck? You don't really mean that do you? I bet
you just like causing controversy =)
93Oct07 2:40 pm from Hobgoblin
I think that chuck was meant to be "chick" but was too retarded to spell it
right.
93Oct07 2:42 pm from Hobgoblin
Actually, I'm sure he wishes he was a "chick" but members of the female
species who don't look like that particular persuasion usually arent referred
to as chicks, but rather dogs. All in all, chuck is an egotistical weenie.
93Oct07 7:39 pm from 23
There is this show on The Learning Chanel called "the Operation",its marketec
twords doctors and pre-med students and such but sably enjoy making it a
regular part of your afternoon. It's on around 3 andre's a lot of blood.
It's like actually being there in the operating room for the whole two hours
or whatever, whith commercial breaks every twenty minutes or so. I saw one
yesterday that was a caesarian birth, it's far more graffic than any hollywood
effects, with the surgeon filling the viewer in step by step about everthing
he\she is doing.
93Oct07 9:41 pm from InSanE Within.
why do people pay a shitload of money for big screan tvs when the picture is
so shitty...whats the point? Anything over 27 inches is rediculous.
93Oct08 12:05 am from Chuck
IS that why you made your dad stop fucking you up the ass.
god, you got it.
Hobgoblin: So that's how you spell "chick" you are right - I meant to be
"chick." Oh well, I guess my mistress will punish me for not using that
handle - I told her I did. She is into dressing me in feminine clothing and
making me do housework. I kind of like it.
BTW I once won a spelling bee.
93Oct08 3:59 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
But those days are long past. Yes, Chuck, that one fateful day, in which you
misspelled "toast" ruined your child-prodigy spelling career forever. Chuck
was forced to wander the streets, desolate, alone, and with a melon tied to
his forehead, until finally, he was taken in by a woman by the name of
"Sadistica," who promised fame, fortune, and the Canadian way.
Chuck, who had lost his friends by selling them back to Toys R' Us, was
eager to jump upon the oppurtunity of a new friendship. So he replied, "Yes, I
WOULD like to see the puppies in your van," and with those treasured words,
changed his life forever.
93Oct08 11:31 pm from Chuck
and for the better. She tied me up and let the puppies lick peanut butter off
of my private parts until I begged. Now I am her love slave.
93Oct09 10:59 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
Up to 35" TVs are fine, if the're the right kind. ProScan makes an incredibly
high-quality 35" TV that is really loaded with cool features that cost a lot
of money but you never use. As long as it has a tube, it looks good. Most
projections suck, tho. But RCA has a couple that are pretty nice, as does
Pioneer. But to watch projections you have to sit a ways away, and that kind
of counters the effect of having a bigger TV.
93Oct09 11:37 pm from Chuck
I have a 31" Emerson stereo TV with a tube and it looks great - considering
that I paid only $479 dollars for it. Even has surround and a 40 watt amp.
93Oct10 12:33 am from gwar
Whered'ya get a deal like that?
93Oct10 10:25 pm from Chuck
From Damark or Comb or one of those catalogs like that.
93Oct11 12:05 am Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
If it's not one of the cutting-edge brands (ie Proscan, Mitsubishi, Sony,
Panasonic, etc.) you can get pretty good TVs like Chuck mentioned for very
reasonable prices.
93Oct11 1:39 am from Chuck
I really like it and I saved $1000.
93Oct12 1:41 pm from Zeylan
And so fucking irritating.
93Oct13 12:21 am from Chuck
huh? What the hell was that about.
93Oct13 8:09 am from Zeylan
It was in response to a biff from The Dynz Znax/DDX fag which has since been
removed.
93Oct13 10:59 pm White Hockey Mask! from Arconian
Chuck, you mom was so good last night again. I tied her up and brought all my
friends over and we all raped her. Then we beat the shit out of her and lit
her pussy on fire. Then your dad came home and helped us rape her again. Oh
yeah that's good! It was only then that I found out that you have 4 dads. All
of them are faggots and they started packing each other on the floor when they
said "Our son Chuck has the tightest ass, he's the best"
Then we beat the shit out of your dads and went to Uganda to live in a small
fishing village on the Yambawe River as Taco Salesmen.
93Oct13 10:59 pm White Hockey Mask! from Arconian
It's the truth, honestly.
93Oct13 11:56 pm from Mordrak
Well looks like you and all your other v.d. infested friends have a little
club going.
93Oct14 4:49 am from Chuck
Arconain, when you are done cleaning your sheets from that rather vivid dream
and you have again awakened a complete virgin, go shoot yourself in the testes
to prevent the cruel twist of nature that spawned you in the first place.
93Oct14 1:13 pm from Joaquin X. Gray
BBS
7pm - 7am
The Nightime BBS
962-6412
Don't be biased.
Call Soon
93Oct15 11:49 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Heh heh, that's Good TV alright!
Tim vs. Chuck> read
93Oct09 11:38 pm from Chuck in Tim's follies>
This new room is to expose Tim the homo enchanter for the fraud he is.
93Oct11 12:07 am Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter in Tim's follies>
Good. The messages you are speaking of are fraudulent. The inaccurately
represent me and I want everyone to know that the negative messages I have
been posting about Chuck are for entertainment purposes only. For all I know,
Chuck's verbal assaults on Sally and I, among others, have been for the same
purposes. Mayybe Chuck and I should confine our exchenges of insults to this
room and get on with life in all the others.
93Oct11 1:39 am from Chuck
But you don't have a life, Tim.
93Oct12 12:08 am Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
Actually, I didn't for a month or so, but last weekend I started it again. I
have had two nonstop social weekends in a row and feel like I very much have a
life, thank you.
93Oct12 12:12 pm from Baby Driver
What, Tim, you mean you went to tea parties on both saturday AND sunday?
93Oct12 9:52 pm Deep Thoughts from Tim the Enchanter
Iced tea.
93Oct13 12:21 am from Chuck
See Tim, you base your opinion of yourself on OTHERS. You are not independent
because of that church thing.
93Oct13 4:09 pm from InSanE Within.
dude chuck, its a humor ply take your ridlin, amn. man.
93Oct13 4:36 pm from Zeylan
What the fuck does "dude chuck, its a humor ply take your ridlin, amn. man."
mean in English?
93Oct13 6:31 pm from GOD!
It sure is apparent that I.W has an I.Q of 143.
93Oct13 7:00 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Certainly. He just has a bit of trouble typing. Remember, even the greatest
geniuses have little faults amongst them. Did you know that Einstein had
trouble tying his shoes? Well, okay, it's a blatent lie, but at least it
SOUNDS like one of those interesting trivia facts.
93Oct13 11:01 pm White Hockey Mask! from Arconian
Dude, it was when it was that it came and will not do it how it will be!!
93Oct13 11:35 pm from Baby Driver
Dude, basically, U R FUCKED UP. You are ME after I had ONE six-pack TOO MANY.
But, touch my breeder & U DIE.
93Oct14 4:50 am from Chuck
Baby, you are cool. Dorkonian, shut the hell up and go mess your sheets again
thinking of my sainted mother.
93Oct14 1:14 pm from Joaquin X. Gray
BBS
7pm - 7am
The Nightime BBS
962-6412
Don't be biased.
Call Soon
93Oct14 2:02 pm from Baby Driver
But don't talk shit about his mother, Dorkonian, or you'll be hearing from me,
to. And clean up your fucking sheets.
93Oct14 9:50 pm White Hockey Mask! from Arconian
Why, is is mom really that good? I didn't think so. She sucked dick real good
but she had too much pus in her cunt. What are you Baby Sodomizer, Fuck's
brother or something?
93Oct15 2:36 am from Chuck
See Dorkonian, I told you that if you didn't do those deep breathing exercises
while fantasizing about my relatives you would pop a vein. Now you did it.
Not only did you kill your last remaining brain cell, but you messed your
sheets doing it. Now go check into a retard farm with rubber sheets.
Thanks Baby Driver for your support. My sainted mother would thank you too if
she knew any of this was happening.
93Oct16 10:54 pm from Baby Driver
Ah, Dorkonian's just a pussy trying to earn our respect. But, there's only one
way he's gonna get that from me.
93Oct17 3:18 am from Chuck
I think you are right. Maybe we should pretend he has it so we can build up
his confidence and crush it again?
93Oct17 10:51 am from Baby Driver
Good plan. It'll be just like new!
93Oct17 11:54 am "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
you guys sound like a cartoon show. the amazing chuck and his isde kick baby
driver.
93Oct17 10:19 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Ho-ho my goodness, the wacky fun never stops.
93Oct18 4:10 am from Chuck
Why couldn't it be the amazing Baby Driver and his side kick chuck? I wanna
be the sidekick! Ok, Dorkonian, I love you, you love me, let's all be a
family..... (baby driver, is it working???)
93Oct18 7:29 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Quick, Chuck! Pull a cheap stunt gag! Slip on a banana peel or a fallen
elderly woman or something!
93Oct18 11:17 pm from Baby Driver
No way, man. I'm the side kick. Life is tough for you. Slip on this banana,
Luminary.
93Oct19 1:00 am from Chuck
Ok, you be the side kick. Get a big bucket of bugs and we'll spill it on a
fag.
93Oct19 8:54 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Okay, Baby Driver, you have to stand under the sign that says "Falling Rocks"
and then we'll drop a 860-pound boulder on you! It'll be a great sight-gag.
93Oct19 11:59 pm from Baby Driver
Fuck that, no boulders going to be dropped on my cap. I say we go for the
bucket of roaches.
93Oct20 12:28 am from Chuck
Right on. We can pour it on anyone who doesn't like rush! :)
93Oct20 9:33 pm from Baby Driver
Sure, I'll take a bucket of roaches. I'll be blazin' to the best R&R that WAS
EVER.
93Oct21 12:08 am from Chuck
R&R?? Isn't that a railroad?
93Oct21 6:04 pm "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
or rest and relaxation.
Dorkonian's life.> read
93Oct14 4:51 am from Chuck
This room should probably remain empty like Dorkonian's life and head, but
it's purpose is to speculate on the contents of Dorkonian's fantasies. I
would start simply by saying "green beans" "vaseline" and "left-handed."
93Oct14 10:19 am from GOD!
hmmm
93Oct14 1:15 pm from Joaquin X. Gray
BBS
7pm - 7am
The Nightime BBS
962-6412
Don't be biased.
Call Soon
93Oct15 11:52 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
"Green beans"!?!
93Oct16 5:09 am from Chuck
I know. Isn't that just disgusting? I almost feel sorry for Dorkonian.
93Oct16 9:49 am "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
i almost feel sorry for chuck. can't think of a better insult than dorkonian.
93Oct16 10:54 pm from Baby Driver
Well, aren't you a smug little sysop.
93Oct17 3:18 am from Chuck
And isn't he special?
93Oct17 10:20 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Yep.
Fuck's Fag Forum> read
93Oct14 9:52 pm White Hockey Mask! from Arconian
To discuss how many guys Fuck has actually sodomized. This includes male farm
animals as well as his she-male mom.
93Oct14 10:42 pm from Zeylan
What is this shit? Every time one of the little children on this bbs gets
angry at another little child, they make a new room devoted to their tantrum
of the day. Nobody gives a fuck about your private little squabbles. If you
really want to do the bbs a favor, move all your whining-griping-fighting
messages to these lame rooms so the rest of us can forget them and be done
with you.
93Oct15 2:37 am from Chuck
I think Dorkonian forgot Dr. X's name and is now calling him fuck.
93Oct15 10:05 am from Joaquin X. Gray
BBS
7pm - 7am
The Nightime BBS
962-6412
Don't be biased.
Call Soon
93Oct15 11:52 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Speak of the biffer...
93Oct16 5:10 am from Chuck
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! DDX stop that shit
right now. I know where you live and you are going to get your fucking
rathole shit house covered with spraypaint and hemorroidal suppositories. It
will say, over and over, " Joaquin is a faggot asshole biffer"
93Oct16 4:44 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Hemmoroidal suppositories? Doesn't that type of vandalism get expensive?
Toilet paper, I can understand, and spray paint-- Well, Builder's Emporium is
having a 50% off everything sale because they're going out of business, so
cans of paint don't cost too much... But suppositories?
93Oct17 3:18 am from Chuck
Good point. I will have to buy them at the flea market.
93Oct17 10:20 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I thought most of the stuff at the flea market was USED...
93Oct18 4:11 am from Chuck
So, that's what dishwashers are for.
93Oct18 7:30 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Once I bought some children from the Gypsies at the flea market. I didn't put
them in the dishwasher though... They were too big.
93Oct19 1:00 am from Chuck
Did you eat them. Gypsy children are good eating in teriyaki sauce.
93Oct19 8:54 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Actually, I ended up selling them to a bargain-hunting white family at a yard
sale for 50 cents.
93Oct20 12:28 am from Chuck
there goes his racist streak. Why does it matter that they are right?
LAW> read
93Oct15 10:36 pm from GOD!
THe goddamn sysop keeps on telling us to take things to the goddamn "law" room
and there aint one!! Well now there is!
93Oct15 10:36 pm from GOD!
I petition that ddx is really annoying and needs a good sound punishment from
the sysop.
93Oct15 11:53 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I second that motion. All in favor? I've read it all over the board. Everybody
say "Aye" so we can twit that biffer.
93Oct16 12:07 am from Tube Champ
Aye!
93Oct16 5:01 am from Chuck
Aye! Twit him and then biff his bbs. Never let him call here again.
93Oct16 7:05 am from Bob
Aye.
93Oct16 9:50 am "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
aye
93Oct16 11:24 am Nihilist Ravings from Null
I say that we should brutalize his asshole with a tennis racket
93Oct16 2:38 pm from Zeylan
Aye. I say that Joaquin Gray should receive a lifetime ban from this system.
93Oct16 4:46 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Wow! This room has gotten the most activity since my last call. Everybody
obviously feels strongly about this. So... I will twit him. I will, however,
leave his read privs, so he can read the unanimous vote against him. Maybe
this will convince him that maybe, possibly, people just might not like him as
much as he seems to think.
93Oct16 5:51 pm from Tube Champ
Then he'll come on and lie that it was a hacker...as if anyone would want
anything to do with such a stupid account!
93Oct16 8:08 pm from GOD!
Lots of people would want his stupid account, since obviously everyone hates
him. How come luminary has these sysop privs and the rest of us don't?
93Oct16 10:03 pm from Mike Stand
Aye.
93Oct16 10:31 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
It only takes one person to twit ddx.
93Oct17 3:20 am from Chuck
Null, that was very eloquent. What imagery and feeling. I almost feel a tear
seeping from my tired eyes.
93Oct17 11:58 am "i am a crook." from richard m. nixon
once upon a time, i gave sysop abilities to all the users i trusted. since
then, most of the userbase has rolled over, and as a result almost no one has
these abilites now. think i should do it again?
93Oct17 12:09 pm from Zeylan
You know how I feel about this issude, richard. If you don't want people
actually USING the goddamned sysop privs, then don't give them out. It seems
that every time someone uses a sysop function, you go apeshit. The only sysop
abilities worth using are twitting, deleting accounts, and setting the fucking
time. You get pissed when anyone does that stuff, so why bother? Jesus.
93Oct17 10:22 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I remember the board being down a few times because someone misused a sysop
function and crashed it... And it also seems like people would edit the
accounts of people they didn't particularly like, and it was sort of a war.
93Oct18 4:11 am from Chuck
I agree. Leave it like it is.
93Oct18 4:21 am from Bob
I've so far found two things that crash this BBS. (No, I'm not going to
tell what they are, specifically.) One of them requires only Aide privelege,
and the other is available to ordinary users.
93Oct18 7:31 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Hmmmm. Perhaps you should notify richard, if it can be fixed.
93Oct19 1:34 am from Bob
It can't, as far as I know, other than by upgrading the software. If he
wanted to do that, he'd have done it a long time ago.
93Oct19 8:55 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
(shrug) Oh well. Obviously it isn't common knowledge, so we don't have to
worry for now.
Social Diseases> read
93Oct19 6:25 pm from Chuck
This new room is to talk about which social disease Social Study most
resembles. I think Chlamydia because of its purported odor and shape.
93Oct19 6:29 pm from Zeylan
God damn it. Look, Chuck, every time you or Arconian gets pissed off at
another user, you devote another new fucking room to discussion of that
person. Those rooms then, in turn, remain mostly ignored. Do we need a room
for every user here?
93Oct19 8:41 pm Demented Babble from Mordrak
We need an altar to Zeylan!! =)
93Oct20 12:00 am from Baby Driver
Social can stroke my wanger.
93Oct20 12:29 am from Chuck
Ok, Zeylan, if you want your own room, I'll make it for you.
93Oct20 8:17 am from Zeylan
No! You missed the point.
93Oct20 6:54 pm from Chuck
No I didn't. I was being an asshole. Sorry. I get like that when I don't
sleep.
93Oct20 9:55 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
You must not sleep very much then... (G)
93Oct21 12:08 am from Chuck
Not with your mom. I get better sex in other places. "(G)"
Another Chuck room> read
93Oct20 12:30 am from Chuck in Feminism (Z's room)>
This is a room named after Zeylan but it is for discussing the evils of
feminism. Expect boo to hang out here.
93Oct20 8:18 am from Zeylan
Hmm? Hah?
93Oct20 6:55 pm from Chuck
I didn't entitle this room "another chuck room" Some dickhead sysop changed
it. This room is to talk about feminism but it is named Feminism (Z's room)
in honor of Zeylan.
93Oct21 8:24 am from Zeylan
Doesn't look that way to me. Besides, I'm not a goddamned feminist.
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