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94Jul19 1:12 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster to Zeylan
Hiya. I'd rather talk to you in person. When's a good time to call you?
94Jul19 3:01 pm This is from Zeylan to Luminary Coremaster
Evenings, after 6. 966-0611.
94Jul19 9:55 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster to Zeylan
Thank you much. It's past 11 now, I'll call tomorrow if I get a chance.
Emal nikcuf> read
94Jul20 12:52 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
I think it's YOU.
94Jul20 1:52 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
It is never busy when I call. Perhaps I have simply been lucky. And thank you
Psyche love for not caring!! This is exactly what I want.
94Jul20 3:28 pm from Psyche
Good. so anyhow. let's make a deal. We all get assigned one hour a day that is
OUR hour, and then NO ONE else can be on then. good idea?
94Jul20 4:00 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Another good idea would be to get rid of some of these excess rooms.
94Jul20 4:25 pm Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
Or to stop calling more than once a day.
94Jul20 5:00 pm This is from Zeylan
Or nuke the user log, except for my account. Then I can just talk to myself
and nobody can post any stupid commentary as a reply.
94Jul20 5:38 pm Dust Lady from Laski
Shut up.
94Jul20 6:39 pm This is from Zeylan
No, Lassie, you shut up. New users aren't allowed to speak unless they're
spoken to. Back on the floor.
94Jul20 6:47 pm from Psyche
aahhahahahahahaha
94Jul20 6:58 pm from Hobgoblin
Hm. I think it is unhealthy that people call about a billion times a day.
94Jul20 8:43 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Most of us are guilty of that. But fewer calls would cut down on the witty
repartee.
94Jul20 10:11 pm from Hobgoblin
Exactly! So. We're all unhealthy. Hm. OH well.
94Jul20 10:27 pm from Sputnik
true. I wasnt even gonna call right now. But I just wanted to see if it was
busy or not.
94Jul20 10:45 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
It has never been busy when I call. Not once. Anyways, I do not really feel
quite like posting right now. So you all are free from me for a little bit. I
am sure you will enjoy your respite.
94Jul21 2:45 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
So tonight I went out with friends and sat in the middle of the street for a
long time talking. Then we went to Hot Spots and I had a piece of carrot
cake. And now I'm home. Incredible, eh?
94Jul21 5:13 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Okay, so I admit. The Hot Spots thing was my doing. And why the hell is the
baker for that place so against eggs and butter? Most of the stuff sucks
because it is meant to be Vegan. LAME! and dry as hell. But sitting in the
middle of the street for about 3 hours was fun. And that whole time we only
had to move once. And I also noticed how much Aubvry the Greek looks like
Eddie Veddar. That spider was pretty fuckin' large.
94Jul21 8:33 am from Psyche
Figures you two would be bonding.
94Jul21 9:04 am Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
Yeah, well, I listened to a music-box playing Swan Lake and played Ouija, so
there.
94Jul21 9:42 am Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
I prowled the Internet like a cybernetic tiger.
94Jul21 10:04 am from Psyche
Music box playing Swan Lake. I have a story to tell about that. So it was this
night, and I was in this weird mood, and I turned on the TV, (godforbid), and
there was The Exorcist part 234873948739, and there was this music box playing
Swan Lake, and it was SO BEAUTIFUL, and I loved it, so I went over to the
piano and figured out the melody and played it for my teacher and she got me
the music and now I can play it any time I want.
94Jul21 11:29 am Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
You guys are so crazy, at least you didn't sit in the car with a lot of males
for a long time...
94Jul21 11:39 am Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Male bonding sucks.
94Jul21 1:16 pm from Hobgoblin
I went to bed. Imagine that.
94Jul21 1:44 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
You're a rebel.
94Jul21 2:34 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
Indeed.
94Jul21 3:33 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
I went to sleep too after calling here. Imagine that! I actually concurred in
some minor respect with Hobgoblin! god forbid!
94Jul21 4:57 pm from Psyche
Really? Is that so? You concurred in some minor respect?
94Jul21 5:11 pm Yeah yeah from Airaly
I can't believe you think i'm her!!! ahhhhhhhhh!!! This sucks. Opal!!! PLEASE
MEET US!
94Jul21 5:47 pm "Razzle-dazzle" from Sputnik
stop thisa
94Jul21 6:24 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Uh-oh. Looks like someone went nuts and made more rooms here.
94Jul21 6:51 pm Yeah yeah from Airaly
Yeah I jsut saw them. And oyu stop SPutnik!!
94Jul21 8:08 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
some?
94Jul21 9:56 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
Understatement, Mr. Wraith, has its virtues.
94Jul21 11:15 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
That spider was HUGE. We should have taken the giant canoe/bean pod with us
to Hot Spots. For what purpose, I couldn't say. But it would confuse the
management.
94Jul22 4:32 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
But the bad puns and sick humor that would have followed with, might have
gotten pretty ugly. Humorous, but sick and twisted and not healthy. I think
I'll change my handle for the billionth time. Either back to Chaos Eternal or
Sanetan.
94Jul22 7:30 am Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
I've developed this extremely unnatural attraction to Beth Farnsworth, host of
Channel 3's Midday program at 11am.
94Jul22 7:30 am Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
I need to get a life.
94Jul22 10:17 am from Psyche
ERin, just stop. This is embarassing.
94Jul22 11:23 am Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
Mike: I'm sorry. Watch Talk Soup instead, and see if you can get addicted to
Greg.
94Jul22 12:35 pm from Hobgoblin
I can't believe this. 16 messages in one room in one day.
94Jul22 2:32 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
If I'm gonna have a mad posh for anyone, it'll be Beth, not Greg. Kinnear is
funny and all, but he's the wrong gender.
94Jul22 3:52 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Kipner loves you.
94Jul22 5:44 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Beth Farnsworth? Oh please Mike!
94Jul22 5:44 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
And I am sorry Airalin.
94Jul22 6:08 pm from Psyche
Me too.
94Jul22 8:11 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
It's not a rational thing, Void. She has goofy hair and her cheeks are much
too puffy.
94Jul22 8:37 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Deflate your life.
94Jul22 9:42 pm Moof! from Mike Swanson
It's her cheeks that could use a little deflating. Kinda cute though.
94Jul22 11:05 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
What the hell are you doing?
94Jul22 11:32 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Snap out of it, man! She's not the girl for you!
94Jul23 3:06 am Moof! from Mike Swanson
Thanks, LC. That's the kind of tough talk I need to hear.
94Jul23 10:03 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Hey man, it's alright.
94Jul23 10:43 am Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
Who IS Beth?
94Jul23 11:16 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Beth Farnsworth.
94Jul23 11:59 am Moof! from Mike Swanson
Host of Midday on Channel 3, weekdays at 11.
94Jul23 2:10 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Umm...nevermind.
94Jul23 4:58 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Oh, and by the way... Beth's fine now. And that's the way I like it!
94Jul23 6:00 pm from Charlotte Sometimes
Wow, insanity! I have not been able to log on for 3 days, and then before
that i justs didn't. My mother came home today after being gone for a month.
Clink go the chains.
World of Smut] read
94Jul19 9:21 am from Psyche
What? Shut up.
94Jul19 9:59 am from Sputnik
I second the motion
94Jul19 10:27 am from Hobgoblin
I third it.
94Jul19 11:53 am I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
This makes four of us.
94Jul19 12:18 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
"Do you solemnly swear..."
"No! But I know all the words!"
94Jul19 4:53 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Laugh. That was amusing Luminary Coremaster. Wherever did it come from?
Gothic? Well I have never been called Gothic before. This is incredibly
fascinating watching your reactions to me. Really though, it isn't as if I am
going to rip your head off!
94Jul19 7:20 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
Fear her. She is woman.
94Jul19 7:59 pm from Psyche
But, see, you aren't the center of our universe.
94Jul19 8:28 pm from Hobgoblin
No shit.
94Jul19 9:06 pm Dristan Gardens from Yacub
33 new messages! Holy fuck!
94Jul19 9:09 pm Dristan Gardens from Yacub
I wish I was the center of the universe. If everything revolved around,a nd
went really fast, so I could see it.
94Jul19 10:00 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
That would be neat. But it would sort of be like living in the middle of a
merry-go-round. With really big horses and industrial motors to make it go.
That little quote was from the comic genius of the Three Stooges, by the
way.
94Jul19 11:58 pm Dristan Gardens from Yacub
1 new message! Imagine!
94Jul20 5:08 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Like I have said before, each and every person is the center of the universe
that they are in, as the perceive it. BUT that is in an individual aspect,
which wasn't what you were speaking of, SO it doesn't apply. SO Nevermind.
94Jul20 10:43 am from Hobgoblin
So deep and profound.
94Jul20 12:39 pm from Psyche
like 10937312047235 new messages because this thing is ALWAYS BUSY.
94Jul20 12:52 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Because we all love you.
94Jul20 1:54 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Yes Psyche love. Laugh.
94Jul20 3:28 pm from Psyche
Gigglefuck.
94Jul20 4:26 pm Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
Is it true that the Violent Femmes are a Christian band?
94Jul20 5:38 pm Dust Lady from Laski
nope.
94Jul20 5:54 pm from Sputnik
NO! they CANT be a christian band. Or i know I just have los all faith.
94Jul20 6:47 pm from Psyche
THey aren't.
94Jul20 6:58 pm from Hobgoblin
Hm. Interesting.
94Jul21 2:47 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Yes, they are. I read an interview article about them in the "Scene" part of
the News-Press that comes every Friday or whenever. They are quite religious.
It also talked about how their first concert was gigged because some famous
group saw them playing on the corner and liked them a lot, and invited them to
the concert. So they were the opening act, and everybody booed them and threw
things. And nowdays, people who were at the concert compliment them and say,
"I was cheering!" Heh. It was a neat article.
94Jul21 5:15 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
"It sounds like a chick's movie."
94Jul21 9:05 am Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
God! I can't believe that. I heard they were born-again, but I didn't really
believe it.. I used to think Gordon Gano was so cool! Now he's a loser!
94Jul21 11:29 am Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
Ya lousy bastards!
94Jul21 1:16 pm from Hobgoblin
Hm.
94Jul21 3:35 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Well regardless of their faith their music is still very good. I can
understand what your are posting but their faith/race/sexuality should have
nothing to do with their music. It is still good or it isn't.
94Jul21 5:12 pm Yeah yeah from Airaly
I really do not want to go thru all 58 fucking msg's in these rooms. I am
afraid too. I am afraid how you treated me, since Opal said it wasn't nice. OH
yeah she's Void on here. But oyu know who i'm talkigna bout. WHat the fuck. I
HATE thisn.
94Jul21 5:48 pm "Razzle-dazzle" from Sputnik
Well, Void. Some people listen to music for reasons BEYOND just the phonetic
part.
94Jul21 6:25 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
How WHO treated you?
94Jul21 6:51 pm Yeah yeah from Airaly
HOw you ( meaning the users on here) treated Opal thinking she was me.
94Jul21 8:08 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
How were those dognuts....heh...
94Jul21 9:57 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
Dognuts? Did I miss something?
94Jul21 11:16 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Uh. doUgHnuts.
94Jul21 11:18 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
"Some people listen to music for reasons BEYOND just the phonetic part."
WHAT?!?!?!!!!!?!!????!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!
94Jul22 4:38 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
some people listen to music for reasons BEYOND just the music part. ;} I met
a guy from Germany tonight. He told me what Iensfahrt meant. And he also
told me how to say fucking asshole, but I forgot so OH WELL!!!! I need a
qualude. I'm too fucking hyper and so I cause you all to suffer!!! HA ha
haaa. Smack me with a hot poker.
94Jul22 7:31 am Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
There's a BIG difference between doughnuts and dognuts. Substantial
difference.
94Jul22 9:12 am Rockin' the Casbah from Sputnik
"What?!?!?!!!!!?!!????!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?! "
94Jul22 10:18 am from Psyche
Wacky wacky.
94Jul22 11:26 am Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
I still like the Violent Femmes' music. I just think they are losers now.
Hey, there are some Guns n' Roses songs I like, and I hate all of them, and
Frank Black seems like quite an asshole, although I love the Pixies' music.
94Jul22 12:36 pm from Hobgoblin
I've never liked Gun n' Roses. I was into (!) RAP at that time.
94Jul22 1:42 pm acirema from Sputnik
dats coo.
94Jul22 3:53 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
I'm glad you escaped.
94Jul22 5:45 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Dear god? Rap? You Hobgoblin? Laugh. I am glad you escasped too!
94Jul22 6:10 pm from Psyche
Who cares what religion the Violent Femmes are?
94Jul22 6:57 pm from Hobgoblin
Dear god. HAHahahhaa.
94Jul22 7:53 pm from Sputnik
was that a trick question?
94Jul22 8:38 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Violent Femmes are cool.
94Jul22 11:34 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
They're still cool, regardless of their religion. I wonder what religion the
Residents are? Probably they have strange religious beliefs.
94Jul23 5:47 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
I found it odd, when they made a song for the movie, the Crow, and yet it
isn't on the soundtrack and I don't think it was even in the movie. But I
know they made the song because I saw a video of them performing it along with
a small in er intro for it that explained what the song was for. Okay so it
WAS on MTV but still, I trust them anyways.
94Jul23 10:04 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
The RESIDENTS did a song for the Crow? And they have a video??? What was it
like?
94Jul23 11:19 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Ahhh, no. The Violent Femmes, sorry about that. I guess I didn't notice the
Residents statement, so I didn't think I needed to specify which band I was
speaking of.
94Jul23 2:11 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Yeah, I thought you were talking about Barney.
94Jul23 4:58 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Ah. (G)
94Jul23 6:03 pm from Charlotte Sometimes
I am lstening to Violent Femmes after not hearing them for about 6 months, and
then you all were talking about them. Coincedece or psychic phenomena, you
decide.
Paganism] read
94Jul18 4:45 pm from Psyche
Move away, void. ZEYLAN's home, safe and sound.
94Jul18 4:56 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Well I don't see him yet. I can not wait though.
94Jul18 7:03 pm from Hobgoblin
Oh.
94Jul18 8:30 pm This is from Zeylan
Void? Who the fuck is Void? Is he anything like that Noid from those old
Dominos pizza commercials? You know, that faggot with the big nose and big
ears, and he wore a mask and ejaculated on people's pizza to fuck them up.
94Jul18 9:22 pm from Pusher O' Pussy
Why is it faggots always have big noses?
94Jul18 9:48 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Zeylan! Nice to see ya... Good job on the food commercial rants in this room.
heh.
94Jul19 12:23 am I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Hmm. I guess I missed those commercials where the Noid left a special present
on people's pizza.
94Jul19 3:15 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
As Zeylan's sharp bitter cold reinjects the cynical heroin-like atmosphere
into the veins of alternate reality...
94Jul19 9:21 am from Psyche
Snap out of it.
94Jul19 9:59 am from Sputnik
I second the motion.
94Jul19 10:27 am from Hobgoblin
I third it.
94Jul19 11:53 am I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Call me #4.
94Jul19 12:19 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
"Take off your hat!"
"Raise your right hand!"
"Take off your hat!"
94Jul19 4:54 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Hello Zeylan. And I am female and that was a very bad pun on my name. Is that
what everyone was waiting for? As for the "Who the fuck is Void?" I believe I
have already posted that.
94Jul19 7:22 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
A message that has utterly nothing whatsoever to do with the conversation.
94Jul19 7:59 pm from Psyche
Wow, today was so cool.
94Jul19 8:29 pm from Hobgoblin
Yep.
94Jul19 9:12 pm from Sputnik
true
94Jul19 10:01 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
This is the Pagan room... What religion is everybody?
94Jul19 11:17 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
I worship almighty Zeus.
94Jul19 11:59 pm Dristan Gardens from Yacub
Maybe we should change the name to Thailand.
94Jul20 9:12 am from Sputnik
I worship eggs.
94Jul20 10:43 am from Hobgoblin
I'm protestant. I think. I dunno.
94Jul20 12:39 pm from Psyche
I'm
94Jul20 1:54 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Nothing?
94Jul20 3:28 pm from Psyche
Agnostic.
94Jul20 4:26 pm Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
I don't care what I am.
94Jul20 5:38 pm Dust Lady from Laski
Hi.
94Jul20 6:58 pm from Hobgoblin
I don't care either.
94Jul21 2:48 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I'm not religious either, at least, I don't subscribe to any particular
religion that already exists. Except for the Church of the SubGenius, of
course.
94Jul21 5:16 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Worship Sanetan!
94Jul21 9:05 am Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
Ned 's Atomic Dustbin.
94Jul21 1:17 pm from Hobgoblin
Hm.
94Jul21 2:34 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
He's not quite sane...ten...
94Jul21 3:37 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Oh ho. I saw this little shop dowtown that is called the Church of Skatan.
Ugh. Bad puns.
94Jul21 5:13 pm Yeah yeah from Airaly
OHk I can't stand this scrolling screen and I don't want to read all this
shit. SO I'm just going to watch posts from now on. I don't want to see how
bad you've been treating Ellen since you think she's me. Yuck fuck.
94Jul21 6:25 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Hmm.
94Jul21 8:09 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
Aren't they all posts...?
94Jul21 11:17 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Some of them are marble columns.
94Jul22 4:39 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
And been pods. --Sanitized by Swisher--
94Jul22 10:18 am from Psyche
ERin, just stop. God.
94Jul22 11:26 am Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
Lummy, LoS, just stop. God.
94Jul22 12:37 pm from Hobgoblin
Sometimes it pisses me off when people assume.
94Jul22 3:53 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Sorry, but the handle of God is not in use at the moment, please call back
again.
94Jul22 5:46 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Sometimes it pisses me off when people refuse to see what is so obviously true.
94Jul22 6:15 pm from Psyche
What do you MEAN, Hobby? What are you TALKING about?
94Jul22 6:58 pm from Hobgoblin
Void, there are certain things which are not obviously true. Like you.
94Jul22 8:39 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
I just called the most fucked up bbs I have ever seen. It was called Sonrise
and it runs Wildcat. Plus, it's dedicated to Christianity. The total
holiness of the bbs made me want to run to the bathroom and bathe myself in
goat blood.
94Jul22 9:42 pm Moof! from Mike Swanson
Endearing.
94Jul22 11:05 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Quaint.
94Jul22 11:35 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Charming, even. (The goat's blood of course, not the Xian BBS)
94Jul23 5:51 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Xian looks more like a Malcom X religion than what it's supposed to be. ahhh
fucknodge.
94Jul23 10:05 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Yeah... I used the word, but I always think "zee-anne?" when I see it.
94Jul23 11:20 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Oh so it's really a Zeylan religion, huh?
94Jul23 1:03 pm This is from Zeylan
There had better not be a Zeylan religion. I'm not making any money off of it
if there is.
94Jul23 2:12 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Its for the good of mankind Zeylan.
Bahahahahaa...
94Jul23 4:15 pm join me from GREAT CTHULHU
One of the central tenets of the Underground Orthodox Church of Zeylan is
"thou shalt deprive the prophet of his profits".
94Jul23 4:59 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Ha!
whodunit?> read
94Jul14 5:27 pm from Swagman
But you don't know what you've got 'til it's gone, they paved paradise and put
in a parking lot.
94Jul14 6:19 pm from Sputnik
Save the wilcox property.
94Jul14 6:33 pm from Psyche
This used to be a parking lot, now it's all covered in flowers.
94Jul14 8:16 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
My house is over a graveyard, but not really.
94Jul14 8:55 pm from Sputnik
Like in poltergeist?
94Jul14 9:55 pm from Hobgoblin
I know people who used to have a house over a Chumash burial ground. THen
they sold it and moved to oregon.
94Jul14 11:33 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I saw "Poltergeist" the other day... I was switching back and forth between it
and "Nightmare on Elm Street 2"... har har.
94Jul15 9:19 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
Aaah. I love the Wilcox property. It's so neat, like a little bitty forest
in the middle of everything. And just like Hearst Castle, it's nature taking
back what it had from humanity... it's just SO COOL.
94Jul15 11:19 am from The Wombat
Did you like it?
94Jul15 11:42 am from Psyche
Did you go there without us?
94Jul15 6:37 pm from Sputnik
Lets go there!
94Jul15 9:58 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
PuppetMaster is so stupid.
94Jul16 9:52 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
I went there without you.
94Jul16 5:07 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
With or without you.
94Jul16 5:34 pm from Psyche
I'm so sad.
94Jul16 5:42 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Cheer up. We love you.
94Jul16 9:56 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
I'm depressed.
94Jul17 12:21 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
"Worse than slime
Worse than slime
She said I'm
Worse than slime
Worse than slime
She has thrown our love away
Now I moan all night and day
And it's getting to be
Too much heartache for me
So I think this is suicide night
You have ripped out my heart
Cooked it up ala carte
I was once you loving slave
Soon I'll rot down in my grave
And it's getting to be
Too much heartache for me
So I think this is suicide night
With a gun or a knife
I could end my short life
My short life, worse than slime
And it's getting to be
Too much heartache for me
So I think this is suicide night
I feel depressed
Morose
Bummed out
Meloncholy
Confused
Rejected
Desperate
Destroyed
Incomplete
Unwanted
Disliked
Worthless
Utterly miserable
And I'll kill myself tonight
Unless there's something good on TV.
Yeah."
--- "Worse Than Slime" by Barnes & Barnes
(Psyche and Wraith's messages reminded me of this song)
94Jul17 1:38 am from Psyche
Oy. I blame you.
94Jul17 9:33 am from Hobgoblin
I blame society.
94Jul17 11:26 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
I blame myself.
94Jul17 5:30 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
"I Blame You" is a really cool song by They Might Be Giants.
94Jul17 7:58 pm from Sputnik
we know.
94Jul17 8:55 pm from Psyche
Actually, I was just saying it for the sake of saying it, not quoting a song.
WOAH. a concept.
94Jul18 12:38 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I don't care. "I Blame You" is STILL a really cool song by They Might Be
Giants.
94Jul18 8:37 am from Psyche
I don't care. I blame you.
94Jul18 9:52 am from Sputnik
shut up.
94Jul18 7:36 pm from Psyche
moi? Or Lil' Lummy?
94Jul18 10:37 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Probably me.
94Jul19 6:29 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
NO! I blame you!
Where your eyes don't go is better.
94Jul19 11:06 am from Sputnik
Lil Lummy of course. smile. ((((G)))) perhaps/
94Jul19 1:36 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I really like "Purple Toupee" and "Shoehorn With Teeth."
94Jul19 5:55 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Or sachertorte.
94Jul19 7:23 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
You and your rascist friend.
94Jul19 8:52 pm from Hobgoblin
Ooo.
94Jul19 9:29 pm Hahahhaha from Sputnik
Santa Barbara has such beautiful back country.
94Jul19 10:47 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
This is where the party ends.
94Jul20 1:18 am Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
I'm getting cold.
94Jul20 9:29 am from Sputnik
I want a taco.
94Jul20 11:19 am from Hobgoblin
Run for the border, dude. Hu h.
94Jul20 2:47 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
-uh.
94Jul20 3:42 pm from Psyche
The backcountry is beautiful, but full of hicks.
94Jul20 4:52 pm Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
Taco Bell is wonderful. I hope heaven has Taco BElls.
94Jul20 7:28 pm from Hobgoblin
Yeap.
94Jul21 3:45 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
All Good Dogs Go To Taco Bell.
94Jul21 6:51 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
but I feel like a hypocrite talking to you, and your racist friend.
94Jul21 1:36 pm from Hobgoblin
Hu hu.
94Jul21 2:35 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
Have an extreme summer mon!
94Jul21 4:23 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Yeap?? laugh.
94Jul21 8:09 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
What?
94Jul22 6:56 am Words in the Dark from Lack of Sleep
Just smile and nod.
94Jul22 7:31 am Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
And wonder why you were on for 3 hours.
94Jul22 12:12 pm Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
I think I'll go write a postcard.
94Jul22 2:32 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
Who ya gonna write, li' Yaccy?
94Jul22 3:54 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
He's going to the write to his mum.
94Jul22 6:37 pm from Psyche
I have this postcard that I need to send to SOMEONe, but I'm not sure who.
94Jul22 8:12 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
Is he gonna send it via Boat Mail?
94Jul22 8:39 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Via Girlie Mon Mail.
cheating in class> read
94Jul18 9:50 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I went to the Planetarium tonight! Scientists predicted that the 21 comets
would produce the effect of 10 million nuclear bombs all together... But the
first comet alone has already produced the effect of 500 MILLION NUCLEAR BOMBS
BEING DETONATED!!! WOW!!! This is truly incredible!!! I'm very glad that I'm
alive when this is happening, this is astronomical history in the making!
94Jul19 12:25 am I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Now maybe people might think harder about building a system of rockets that
could protect Earth should a similar piece of matter come flying OUR way...
94Jul19 3:22 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Naa, let what will happen happen. If Earth is going to be destroyed, let it.
Let creation begin again. It's about time for a new begining, even if I'm not
there to be a part of it. Oh and Jupiter is going to stay in tact, so they
say. If one tiny bit of comet or meteor or space debris hits the surface of
the earth, all living things will die from the affects. No sun will reach the
surface. Oh well.
94Jul19 7:13 am from Pusher O' Pussy
Only faggots worry about comets.
94Jul19 9:22 am from Psyche
I mean, wouldn't you feel IMPORTANT to be here for Armeggedon?
94Jul19 10:28 am from Hobgoblin
I would be part of it.
94Jul19 12:20 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I wouldn't. I'd take a ride on the first flight out of here.
94Jul19 4:55 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
I would sit back and watch everyone.
94Jul19 7:24 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
Even if they detected some comets heading toward, I'm sure we'll all be long
dead before they reach us.
94Jul19 8:11 pm from Psyche
Why? Oh, because you think it'll be so long before that happens? WELL THINK
AGAIN.
94Jul19 8:29 pm from Hobgoblin
That macho guy was the coolest.
94Jul19 11:18 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Think about it.
94Jul20 12:02 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
Actually, that black spot was only half the size of earth.
94Jul20 5:16 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
HA! I just got a thought of wonder in my head about what the Astronomers
would do if Jupiter was no longer. HA! All the Sagittarians would be totally
fucked. That is the planit for that sign. Jupiter is destroyed, Astornomers
around the world are confused and are wandering around like insane people with
a dazed look on their faces.
94Jul20 10:45 am from Hobgoblin
Work on your coherency.
94Jul20 12:39 pm from Psyche
You idiot, Jupiter is also for Scorpio.
94Jul20 12:53 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids.
94Jul20 1:55 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
hahah. And LoS I am sure ASTROLOGERS ( not astronomers) would have little
probelm dealing with this. They have moved constellations to fit their needs,
why not planets?
94Jul20 4:27 pm Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
I've only had Trix once.
94Jul20 5:39 pm Dust Lady from Laski
When my relatives were staying they bought all this Trix for their kids. It
looked toxic, but it tasted good.
94Jul20 5:55 pm from Sputnik
Cest comme ca.
94Jul20 6:59 pm from Hobgoblin
I like Trix.
94Jul20 10:28 pm from Sputnik
trix are for kids. hu huh uh
94Jul21 2:50 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Silly rabbit, cosmetics are for humans.
94Jul21 5:18 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
page 68
94Jul21 9:06 am Coconut Egg Butter from Yacub
What about Rice-a-roni?
94Jul21 9:42 am Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
It's the San Francisco treat, damn it.
94Jul21 1:17 pm from Hobgoblin
Rice Krispies Treats are so good.
94Jul21 1:53 pm from Psyche
that's what SHE said.
94Jul21 2:36 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
before she brought out her doilies and killed everyone.
94Jul21 3:39 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Did anyone see that Letterman where Dave had the two shop owners from a store
down the street travel the country and then broadcast it on his show? Well the
last place these two indian fellows went was San Fransisco and the Mayor
presented them with the Key to the City and a box of Rice-a-Roni, the San
Fransisco Treat!
94Jul21 3:39 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Well I thought it was funny.
94Jul21 5:51 pm "Razzle-dazzle" from Sputnik
I put Zeylans Mtv rant onto the Mtv part of America online. And then I got
this letter about a week later, telling me that they had to remove it from the
messsage board. Those damn commies. But they said it was funny and they
passed around copies at the place whereever this guy who wrote me was from.
94Jul21 6:26 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Then MTV hired Zeylan as the new host of "House of Style."
94Jul21 6:52 pm Yeah yeah from Airaly
laugh that's sooo cool! why didn't you tell me about that!!! I wish. that
would be soo neat. Zeylan's house of style. Yeah.
94Jul21 7:06 pm This is from Zeylan
Who's name did you attach to the rant? Yours or mine?
94Jul21 8:10 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
Give credit where Zeylan is involved.
94Jul21 9:58 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
Whose.
94Jul21 11:21 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Letterman is hilarious. I like the early episodes with Chris Elliot on them.
Yeah!
94Jul22 4:42 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Zeylan: I think he had respect and attached your name.
94Jul22 9:13 am Rockin' the Casbah from Sputnik
Yes. I put it on as dialogue. Starting with Luminarys opening sentence.
94Jul22 10:19 am from Psyche
I can't believe they made you takre it down. My whole left leg is bruised.
94Jul22 10:54 am from Pusher O' Pussy
MTV sucks.
94Jul22 11:28 am Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
Your whole leg? Eeg. Eesh. Anyway, what are those guys named? They are so
cool. They're so happy, always so eager to please and sincere. I've seen
them at the grand canyon and fishing in the northwest, and they are
hilarious! Although Chris Elliot is better (of course) but I'd prefer not to
dwell on the past.
94Jul22 12:39 pm from Hobgoblin
Tha t's such a load of bullshit. I hope MTV studios gets blown up or
somethign.
94Jul22 2:33 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
I tried to run over both of Psyche's legs, but she insisted on running away.
94Jul22 3:54 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
There's some weird goddamn crap on the radio today.
See, if you had done it correctly, she would have never gotten a chance.
94Jul22 5:48 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Ha ha! Yes Yacub. Um some such name as Puja and Sahib. Did you see the episode
where they visited with Dave's mom? Laugh. Isn't Chris Elliot showing little
skits/movies of his own, on Letterman now?
94Jul22 6:16 pm from Psyche
This bruise is so gross.
94Jul22 6:58 pm from Hobgoblin
Cool.
94Jul22 8:12 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
Stylin'.
94Jul22 8:39 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
My knees are swollen. I pulled my hamstring yesterday. It sucks.
94Jul22 11:37 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
One word for you, Psyche: Leeches.
Yeah, Chris is showing little movies and skits nowdays I think. heh.
94Jul23 10:46 am Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
No, they've got long names, like Ramanojan and Punjalaya or some such thing.
I didn't see them visit dave's mom though... the only time I saw her was in
Lillihammer. The thing that sucks, though, is that I usually get home right
about wehn Letterman is ending..
94Jul23 10:50 am from Pusher O' Pussy
I took a big shit this morning and it turned out a skanky color of green.
94Jul23 11:22 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
And I bet you taste tested it too.
94Jul23 2:12 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Maybe you got ganggreen all over your ass.
94Jul23 5:00 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Pretty soon he'll need a fanny pack.
Northern Ireland> read
94Jul17 5:21 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
What a beautiful ending, Mike! *sniff*
94Jul17 9:52 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Oh dear me. TO cut down Irish people and praise the mighty english?? That
doesn't fit with this board. But then again I am quite new here. Well I shall
not comply with this room. I do believe in the Irish cause most heartily.
Religon has always been a defintie demeaning factor in the state of the
world's troubles, has it not?? Let the Irish be free if they will it. Such a
wonderful culture with it's legends and country. Beautiful and alive I would
have to describe Ireland as. Banshees and the Blarney stone me friend.
Fascinating.
94Jul17 11:23 pm from Hobgoblin
Ira.
94Jul18 12:12 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Uh-oh. I hope I'm wrong in my small guess who Void is.
94Jul18 8:22 am from Psyche
The IRA is wrong, though. They kill people. Ireland needs its own Ghandi. An
Irish version. Maybe a lad by name of Joseph O'Connely or something.
94Jul18 9:33 am from Sputnik
I have an IRA t-shirt. But its just to spite Psyche.
94Jul18 1:12 pm from Pusher O' Pussy
The IRA is nothing but a bunch of pussy faggot killers who kill without shame!
94Jul18 3:12 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
smile.
94Jul18 4:46 pm from Psyche
God, I wish you would disappear.
94Jul18 4:56 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Why? Why is it that you seem to hate me so much? What is it about me that you
do not like?
94Jul18 7:03 pm from Hobgoblin
Eeeuuuhh.
94Jul18 7:24 pm from Psyche
I don't hate you. It's just that we're Bitter Youth.
94Jul18 9:51 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Psyche, you're so negative all the time. Life is what you make of it.
94Jul19 12:26 am I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
I relish her bitterness.
94Jul19 3:30 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Ahh, bite me. I like Void. What's wrong with you people? She or he has
installed a slight bit of the lighter side and it's not appreciated. Alrighty
then, be that way. I wish I could escape to Ireland for a week and just
frolic along its vast open green hills and green landscape. Now only if a
dream would come true for a second or two. Ahh bite me.
94Jul19 9:23 am from Psyche
But, you see, I'm HAPPY being negative.
94Jul19 10:28 am from Hobgoblin
Ha! Yay!
94Jul19 12:21 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Justifications, justifications...
94Jul19 4:56 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Ah so what I thought was true. Well be bitter youth if you must. You'll grow
out of it in time.
94Jul19 4:58 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Goodness knows I went thru that stage myself! I should have recognized it.
After awhile I had completly changed my perspective on everything. Then I met
a Buddhist and his peace and calm impressed me so that I changed everything
around again and became a Buddhist. Life changes.
94Jul19 7:27 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
I'll bet if we sent Psyche a nuclear bomb, she'd be very happy.
Its so much better to learn about inner peace than some crappy religion.
94Jul19 8:11 pm from Psyche
Why would I want a stupid bomb?
94Jul19 8:30 pm from Hobgoblin
So you could nuke a comet if it came hurling toward the earth at 130,000 miles
per hour.
94Jul19 10:02 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Inner peace is nifty. And I truly mean that, no flippiancy here.
94Jul19 11:18 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
I find a lovely glass of chocolate milk gives me inner peace.
94Jul19 11:19 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Hey, why's Yucab so silent these days? Or is it Yacub? I can never get it
right.
94Jul20 12:06 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
I haven't been here for a few days. I hate it when I come here and see how
truly unoriginal some things are. Anyways, you should all go watch every Tim
Burton movie you can get your hands on, especially if it has J. Depp, W.
Rider, and V. Price in it.
94Jul20 5:21 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Just straight out saying Edward Scissorhands would have sufficed.
94Jul20 10:45 am from Hobgoblin
Oh.
94Jul20 12:40 pm from Psyche
It is so fanciful.
94Jul20 1:57 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Well I do see what you all are referring to with this Black Hole Sun thing.
This song is starting to make me rather edgy. They merely play it 34 times
every hour. Really!
94Jul20 3:29 pm from Psyche
No, they don't. There isn't enough time to play it 34 times in an hour.
94Jul20 4:00 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Void can't count.
94Jul20 4:28 pm Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
Uh... 1... 34.
94Jul20 5:55 pm from Sputnik
It must be a really short song then.
94Jul20 6:59 pm from Hobgoblin
Yeah. Then it woudl be abotu 1 minute and 45 seconds.
94Jul21 2:52 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Ah, but it's not consecutive; all the stations combined play it at least 34
times in an hour, I'm sure. Especially if MTV is one of them.
94Jul21 5:20 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Damn. Lumie beat me to it. and Duh.
94Jul21 8:34 am from Psyche
I really can't take this.
94Jul21 9:07 am Coconut Egg Butter from Yacub
go run about in a field somwhere.
94Jul21 1:18 pm from Hobgoblin
Redrock!
94Jul21 2:37 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
Somewhere in that direction.
94Jul21 3:40 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
No no no. I was simply mistaking the time for the one in my own dimension.
Excuse me. My most heartfelt apologies.
94Jul21 5:51 pm "Razzle-dazzle" from Sputnik
Ca is so nice
94Jul21 6:52 pm Yeah yeah from Airaly
I dunno. I wanna go to knossos!
94Jul21 8:10 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
CaCa....but I like it better spelled with a K.
94Jul21 11:22 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Good point, Void! What if the stations were playing it on, say, Jupiter? Or
Mars, even? That's more than 24 hours a day.
94Jul22 11:29 am Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
But there are no stations on jupiter or mars.
94Jul22 12:39 pm from Hobgoblin
This is true.
94Jul22 3:55 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
There would be a lot of....sulfur?
94Jul22 5:49 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Hydrogen too. And Airalinly, Knossos? It has all been cleaned out now. It is
really not all that impressive.
94Jul22 6:17 pm from Psyche
Mars = dead planet.
94Jul22 6:59 pm from Hobgoblin
Mars = be there in 2010.
94Jul22 8:40 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
But.
94Jul22 11:37 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Mars = Red Planet.
94Jul23 9:14 am from Hobgoblin
It's hot today because the sun is out.
94Jul23 10:46 am Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
Mars = War Planet.
94Jul23 2:12 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
The incarnation of war.
Shattered Myths> read
94Jul18 4:19 pm from Sputnik
can I shake your hand?
94Jul18 4:46 pm from Psyche
We feel your pain.
94Jul18 4:58 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Well whether you two meant that sarcastically or not it doesn't matter. What
would you have me do on here? Come in and start being cynical, start actin as
if I know what life is, when I have hardly lived?
94Jul18 7:04 pm from Hobgoblin
I feel your brain.
94Jul18 7:24 pm from Psyche
Do what you want, dude.
94Jul18 8:34 pm This is from Zeylan
Void, your MCF is spelled wrong.
94Jul18 9:52 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Void's MCF is one letter longer than the available MCF space.
94Jul19 3:41 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Duh! (snicker) (had to be done) {just being obnoxious with the grouping
symbols} But anyways. Void, you will come to find out that this here bbs
does not look kindly to others problems. Most here seem, at times, to even
strive and yearn for the moment when someone stumbles in and opens up. And
why, you ask? so that they can strike and leave an agravated wound and to
gain prestige amongs the ranks of the cynical hierarchy of little or no
value. "::Belch:: That was deep."
94Jul19 9:24 am from Psyche
Uh, yeah.
94Jul19 9:41 am I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Uh, NO.
94Jul19 10:29 am from Hobgoblin
I disagree, LoS, because you are wrong. I don't like BULLSHIT.
94Jul19 5:00 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Well I have received no wound as of yet LoS. But as for the "gaining prestige
amongst the ranks of the cunical hiearchy" I could be persuaded to believe.
94Jul19 7:28 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
LoS is such a Poon Hound.
94Jul19 8:12 pm from Psyche
Tell us the truth, Jessi Ellie. ARE YOU OR ARE YOU NOT ERIN WITH CHRIS TYPING
FOR YOU?
94Jul19 8:30 pm from Hobgoblin
If she was, she'd lie.
94Jul19 10:03 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Probably. But hey. I don't think she's lying. What would be the point?She's
have nothing to gain by lying, and even if she were, I don't mind because I
have nothing to lose.
94Jul20 12:12 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
"open up?" Open up my asshole. Sorry if I sound mean, but I'm tired and find
this really stupid. "After so great a loss I'm in such internal turmoil blah
blah fucking blah." Emotional roller coaster. Well, I've heard it all
before, baby, so don't come crying over the phone lines and expect people to
know or care or believe, especially when you make a fool of yourself while
you're at it. If something bad happened, fine, say it. "My lover got hit by
an airplane." None of this PSEUDO-DEEP bullshit (LoS, read this) when you are
trying to be serious, which I highly doubt you are. Those messages are so
obscure and pointless, they're like poetry that has nothing poetic about it.
94Jul20 5:26 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Your point exactly. Who knew? Pseudo-Deep sounds like some type of martial
art for some reason. Go figure. No. I take that back. It's mine. don't
figure.
94Jul20 9:14 am from Sputnik
hahaha
94Jul20 10:48 am from Hobgoblin
It's mine, hu hu, you can't say it. I made it up. Hu hu. Just like *I* made
up eMpTyV, hu hu, and *I* know everything there is to know.
94Jul20 1:59 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Yea yea! Hello Yacub! If you missed my post. I think i posted it later. That
that is the attitude I need and I have snapped out of it already. It' s
lovely. All this cynicism is so what I needed. Thank you all. I love you! Now
shut up.
94Jul20 2:00 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
And who is Chris? I know Erin=Airalin, from her registry on Gaiasys. And I
have already denied this so there is no point in doing it again.
94Jul20 3:29 pm from Psyche
Shut up. You are such a liar. So shut up.
94Jul20 5:02 pm This is from Zeylan
Nobody gives a flipping shit.
94Jul20 7:00 pm from Hobgoblin
Visualize that. A flipping shit. Hm.
94Jul20 8:44 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Kinda like a Mexican Jumping Bean.
94Jul20 10:12 pm from Hobgoblin
HAhahahhahahaha. That's what causes flipping shits.
94Jul21 2:53 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Chris = Anubis.
94Jul21 2:54 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
BTW, neither Chris nor Erin are Void. They've all been on-line at the same
time, on Gaiasys.
94Jul21 5:22 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Hey Wraith! Visualise this! cock sucking asshole.
94Jul21 8:34 am from Psyche
WEll, Luminary, I think you're WRONG.
94Jul21 9:07 am Coconut Egg Butter from Yacub
Well.
94Jul21 9:43 am Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Well, well, well. What have we here?
94Jul21 1:18 pm from Hobgoblin
I think you're wrong too.
94Jul21 2:38 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
Hey LoS! I won't say anything because are the sickos on this board would take
it the wrong way!
94Jul21 3:43 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Ohhhhh. Yes I talked with Anubis on Gaiasys. He was REALLY nice. And yes what
Luminary says is true. I logged onto Gaiasys and Anubis and Airalin were
already there. And while I am on this subject. I received a letter from
Airalin on Gaiasys pleading with me to meet with her because Psyche Hob and
Sput would not believe her! Really! Leave the poor dear alone! I will meet
with you all when I am good and ready and no sooner.
94Jul21 4:58 pm from Psyche
I'll leave the poor dear alone. I'll leave the poor deer alone. You are full
of shit, ERin Bowman. Shit I say.
94Jul21 5:52 pm "Razzle-dazzle" from Sputnik
ahhahahahaahah. I like the word crap better.
94Jul21 6:53 pm Yeah yeah from Airaly
AM NOT. GOd when Have I ever lied to you?? I have been feeling liek shit for
so long . and I can't say screw you because i hap[pen to be an emotioanl
dumbfuck who can't do that to people she loves , no matter how appropriate or
whatever it might be,.
94Jul21 8:11 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
Oooh, we all know your secret name...or your real name, rather...
94Jul21 11:25 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Holy Goodnight, some people are so incredibly dense. Worse than a black dwarf
star. Void is an actual person and not a fake account. THE END. Oy vey.
94Jul22 4:51 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
she hates her last name also. Or I think I don't like was the exact words she
once used. I have this rather strong feeling that Void won't be sucked in to
the clique of Psyche Airalin and them like Crazy Monkey was. It's a good
morning for frolicking.
94Jul22 9:14 am Rockin' the Casbah from Sputnik
Crazy Monkey wasnt "sucked" in. Shes just aware of reality, and she has
always be
94Jul22 9:15 am Rockin' the Casbah from Sputnik
been anyway. And um....gawd. You dont know anything!
94Jul22 10:20 am from Psyche
This is out of control. This is really SICK.
94Jul22 11:30 am Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
*barf*
94Jul22 12:41 pm from Hobgoblin
I can't believe this shit. Some people really piss me off.
94Jul22 3:55 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Better than pissing on you.
94Jul22 5:50 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Yes. Look at what she just said. I personally believe she should show you all
the door. But apparently she still cares. But no one responded to that, did
they?
94Jul22 6:19 pm from Psyche
Wraith and Mike- the keen observers.
94Jul22 8:13 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
Moo.
94Jul22 8:40 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
How dare you put my name in the same line as mikes...
94Jul22 9:44 pm Moof! from Mike Swanson
Yah like anyone on this board gives a rat's ass about you. I have some
friends here. Go spend more time with your goats.
94Jul22 11:06 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
You and my dognuts.
94Jul22 11:39 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Nothing like the fresh taste of goat to get ya going in the morning!
94Jul23 6:07 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Baaaahh. With milk.
94Jul23 2:13 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Sarcrifice anyone?
94Jul23 5:00 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Pass Abraham's eldest son over here... And the gravy!
Frogland> read
94Jul17 5:22 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Runaway train, what a crappy song, runaway train, five minutes long...
94Jul17 8:19 pm from Psyche
I like it, you hate it.
94Jul17 9:16 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
I like it
94Jul17 10:02 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Frogs. Such wonderful creatures. I often marvel at the cleverness of Mother
Nature when she designed this creature that can breathe both water AND air.
And it even comes equipped with two brains. Now how ingenious is that. I ask
you. Frogs are wonderful. They taste like chicken though. BUt then again so
does every other white meat from halibit to aligator. A good grilled Aligator
steak will a little lemon and dill is better than the orginal chicken version
of it though. (shrug). Sometimes you just have to go with the flow. NOw
there's another incredible creature. The aligator. Or was it the crocidile. I
don't rightly know but whatever it is, it drags it's victims under the water
and rolls them over and over and then stuff them neatly under a log for later
dining pleasure. Now if that isn't cool. Someone stuff the spotted owl.
94Jul17 11:24 pm from Hobgoblin
So. We went to see the SCA instead of Forrest Gump.
94Jul18 12:17 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Wait!!! I was the one who said frogs have two brains. I was totally kidding
and now everybody says that. Did I accidentatly stumble upon something that
is true when I was only joking around? No... It can't be. That's too
strange.
94Jul18 8:24 am from Psyche
Either that or Void is your alter ego.
94Jul18 9:36 am from Sputnik
I have this really neat south african bullfrog that bite me onse and made me
bled for 5 whole minutes.
94Jul18 10:26 am from Hobgoblin
Wow. 5 WHOLE minutes? Hm.
94Jul18 12:28 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
I can't believe Luminary Coremaster thinks frogs have two brains.
94Jul18 3:16 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Wait. Is that not true? Someone I cared very much about told me that. Oh dear
was I gullible or some such thing? Hah. It would not surprise me very much.
And I am my own self. Why did the frog bite you Sputnik?
94Jul18 4:20 pm from Sputnik
Because it thought my finger was a worn, and it just did.
94Jul18 4:59 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
smile. Well that is unfortunate. But I have this amusing picture of a frog on
the end of your finger. How big are the worms that you feed it?
94Jul18 6:17 pm Senseless cruelty from Leqi-Unninni
Hi Wraith! And Hobgoblin, your cat drools all the time! Other than that it
is the coolest.
94Jul18 7:05 pm from Hobgoblin
Yep. Well.. and the fact that it brings dead animals in through its little
kitty-door. Hey, Sputnik, I used to know a friend who had a lizard bite him
on the nose.. and it stuck there too.
94Jul18 7:25 pm from Psyche
MA BELLE, what are YOU doing here?
94Jul18 9:54 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I made up the thing about frogs having two brains, as a joke!!! I don't
believe it of course; I made it up.
94Jul19 3:47 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Two brains I'm sceptic about, but two well separated lobes I'd believe. I've
disected plenty of frogs, and have totally forgotten what the cut open skull
looked like. It must not have been that important.
94Jul19 7:14 am from Pusher O' Pussy
Everyone knows frogs have two brains. THat's how come they can sit, move their
eyes, and catch flies at the same time.
94Jul19 10:30 am from Hobgoblin
Duh, then they'd need three brains.
94Jul19 5:00 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
laugh
94Jul19 7:29 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
I use Gritty Kitty Litter.
94Jul19 10:04 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Joy!!!
94Jul19 11:19 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
No sir, I don't like it.
94Jul20 12:15 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
You don't need a brain to sit. Mollie is better than Sadie or Iddy.
94Jul20 5:29 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Carie we don'tie.
94Jul20 10:48 am from Hobgoblin
Itty, dork. And you need a brain to sit. I mean.. you'd fall over.
94Jul20 2:01 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
hahahah. What is he anyway? a Mosquito??
94Jul20 4:29 pm Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
Shut up, you nerd.
94Jul20 5:56 pm from Sputnik
HAHHAHAH The animosity!
94Jul20 7:00 pm from Hobgoblin
Oooooo. I even heard her say that.
94Jul21 5:23 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
But Hob you don't need to actively think about sitting. Yeah, I heard that
Hob guy has trouble sitting and chewing gum at the same time.
94Jul21 9:08 am Coconut Egg Butter from Yacub
I want to go to Hawaii.
94Jul21 1:19 pm from Hobgoblin
Wow, so funny. Hu hu. LoS, your head woudl fall over, then you'd slump, and
pretty soon you'd fall over. It's called muscle control. I'm surprised you
haven't mentioned it before in your "I know everything" messages.
94Jul21 2:39 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
All of us who have no neck muscles.
94Jul21 3:44 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Look Hob insulted somebody in more than a sentence! And it was not too bad
either.
94Jul21 6:26 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
I no longer even have a neck.
94Jul21 6:54 pm Yeah yeah from Airaly
really?? i wanna see!! cool!
94Jul21 8:11 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
Yes...
94Jul21 9:59 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
I can barely read the messages this evening because of all the dognuts.
94Jul21 11:27 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I have a neck. In fact, I've got a whole box full of them, in my closet.
Mike, gimmie a call, maybe we can work out a deal. Wraith, I can get you some
neck muscles at a discount. Now you won't be embarrassed when people are
chasing you!
94Jul22 4:55 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
NOOOOOO NECK JOOOOOOOOOEEEE!! all together now.
94Jul22 7:33 am Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
Wrong Hole.
94Jul22 11:31 am Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
That one was truly sick. Whose idea are those things anyway?
94Jul22 3:30 pm Senseless cruelty from Leqi-Unninni
Alas...where is Frogman these days?
94Jul22 3:56 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Apparently captured during the french festival.
94Jul22 5:51 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Laugh. A frog without his legs, is hardly a frog at all.
94Jul22 6:19 pm from Psyche
LEQI. LEQI. LEQI. o.
94Jul22 7:54 pm from Sputnik
Hooray! We luv Michelle sooo much
94Jul22 8:40 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
What's up with Gaiasys? I'm suffering from telechat withdrawal.
NEvermind, I swear I have a life.
94Jul22 11:39 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Some people aren't very honest, I found out.
94Jul23 6:14 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
No shit? Surely you jest! What. Do you call sitting in the middle of the
street for 3 hours, and joking around with a giant bean pod, a life?!?!?!
HA! Atleast I have a life.
94Jul23 8:25 am from Sputnik
hmmm
94Jul23 9:15 am from Hobgoblin
Hahaha. Do you call living at Hot Spots a life?
94Jul23 10:06 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I would venture to say that the owner makes a pretty good living for himself,
so... yeah.
94Jul23 11:24 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Alrighty then.
94Jul23 2:13 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
But they sure play the stankiest music at 2 in the morning.
94Jul23 5:02 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
It's only because there's too many people doing drugs, and they want the most
tranquil atmosphere they can manage.
Airalin's heat> read
94Jul17 10:36 am from Sputnik
Just like the spainish. They ARE european
94Jul17 11:06 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
With that weird, undefinable eurostyle.
94Jul17 2:06 pm Im typing naked from Mr Pube
im taking french. uh... oui and shit like that....
94Jul17 7:51 pm from Sputnik
What do you want, an award?
94Jul17 8:49 pm from Psyche
A cookie.
94Jul17 9:16 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
C is for cookie
94Jul17 10:03 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Airalin's heat?? In the rooms I have been in, I have not seen an Airalin. Is
she an old user? Do tell. I find Airalin a very beautiful name. And if by some
fluke I missed you Airalin. I would be most honored if you would write. Where
does that name come from?? What does it mean?? And heh, are you in heat?
94Jul17 11:25 pm from Hobgoblin
Um. Yeah. I'm a German Tourist.
94Jul18 12:19 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Wow, this is interesting. At first I thought Void was Psyche under a new
handle (she kept mentioning wanting one), but now I almost think it's Airy
under a new handle. This is fun!
94Jul18 7:18 am I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
I think Void is casting a shadow.
94Jul18 8:25 am from Psyche
You thought that was me? OhmyGAWD. Shows how little you know me, I guess. And
it shows how little you know erin, because she would never write like that.
94Jul18 9:36 am from Sputnik
paranoia
94Jul18 10:27 am from Hobgoblin
no comment.
94Jul18 12:28 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
There is superstition.
94Jul18 3:18 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Yes. I am not Psyche or Airalin. For all of you my real name is Jessica, but
some people call me Ellen because that is my middle name. So I am either
Jessica or Ellen if you would care to treat me as such and not as some one
else I am obviously not.
94Jul18 4:20 pm from Sputnik
ooooooh. how...mysterious. How old are you?
94Jul18 4:47 pm from Psyche
it's NOT REAL. it cant be real/
94Jul18 5:02 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
I am 22 actually. Why can't I be real? One thing I have noticed since I
started BBSing, which is only as of yesterday. The users here are soo
paranoid. They are so suspicious and untrusting. I can't be real, I have to be
someone they know. Are you all so afraid of me actaully being someone new that
you seem not to be able to deal with it? Please. Act sane. Calm down and let
me chat with you a little longer. Then you may decide fairly if I am what I am
or If I am what you think I am.
94Jul18 5:31 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
)Yawn( the mysterious new stranger routine.
94Jul18 6:26 pm Senseless cruelty from Leqi-Unninni
Hehehhe. Are people on here really all that paranoid? Or are you the one,
Void? I find it irritating that you are talking with "the voice of reason",
acting so mysterious and all-knowing. I don't think anyone really takes this
all that seriously anyway. Oh well.
94Jul18 7:06 pm from Hobgoblin
Leqi's right.
94Jul18 7:26 pm from Psyche
Uzuckly. Or maybe not. So anyhow, hu hu.
94Jul18 9:56 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
You're right, Psyche; Void types much better than Airy, and it would be an
insult to mistake her for you. Sorry Void!
94Jul19 3:54 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Lumie, sadly enough as it is. You nearly read my mind. Except I think Erin
could write like that, but it definitely isn't her style, and it definitely
isn't the way she thinks. That's not a put down. Erin just takes a different
approach at viewing things. But come one now, boy! It's Psyche we're talkin'
about. ;}
94Jul19 9:24 am from Psyche
What? You're deranged.
94Jul19 10:02 am from Sputnik
and stupid
94Jul19 10:30 am from Hobgoblin
I'll second the motion.
94Jul19 11:53 am I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
I'll third it.
94Jul19 12:24 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
LoS, I was under the assumption that whoever is behind the account, was
pretending to be another person, and therefore were using a different style.
But yeah, there aren't quite enough similar elements for Void to be a user
already here... Unless that person was very creative.
94Jul19 5:04 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Sigh. Again? Leqi. If I was taking this so seriously I would have already been
offended and left this board. I talk with the voice of reason because I am
trying to find something to persuade you all that I am who I am. Why don't we
just forget this thing and go on with the board.
94Jul19 7:32 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
Actually, you are all figments of my imagination. I am every user on this
board, and I conduct a mass self conversation which makes new users think
there is a lot of activity. The only real users is Zeylan, who, for some
reason or another, I am unable to assimilate.
94Jul19 8:13 pm from Psyche
You know what I love? When they do that seconding the motion thing. Makes me
feel so important. WHat a boost to my leadership feelings.
94Jul19 8:31 pm from Hobgoblin
Hm.
94Jul19 10:06 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Psyche and Sputnik are my fake accounts. I'm a mental masochist.
94Jul19 11:20 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Zeylan is not digestible. You'll have to poop him out whole.
94Jul20 12:18 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
Huh? Psyche, what ARE you talking about?
94Jul20 5:34 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
I think you might know what I'm about to say. Think about it.
94Jul20 9:51 am Rubber biscuits from Mike Swanson
Think about it.
94Jul20 12:41 pm from Psyche
Think about it.
94Jul20 2:02 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Thinking.
94Jul20 4:30 pm Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
Stop
94Jul21 2:55 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Think about it. That's a sampled line in a song by Information Society. I
think that's the song title, too.
94Jul21 5:24 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
ahh shut up. Go burn a spider's web or something.
94Jul21 9:08 am Coconut Egg Butter from Yacub
I Want to go to Kawai.
94Jul21 1:20 pm from Hobgoblin
Kauii? You didn't spell that right. I know everything. I'm taking lessons.
94Jul21 3:46 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Wow. Soon you'll be able to claim the title of "I know everything". Won't that
be a treat. Yacub: If you go to hawaii be sure to stay at Poipu beach.
94Jul21 5:14 pm Yeah yeah from Airaly
STop this torture!! Ack i"m not in heat!! I don't wanan read anymore!!! ahhh
94Jul21 8:12 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
You didn't smell like you were in heat, of course, everyone was staring at
your face for some reason...
94Jul21 11:29 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
It was because they were enraptured by her donut cravings.
94Jul22 4:59 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Enraptured is quite the word I would have used. Butt hay. Who knew.
94Jul22 11:32 am Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
ACtually, it's "Kauai," so we're both wrong, and it's a really cool place.
94Jul22 12:42 pm from Hobgoblin
Hey. That's where my aunt, the national park ranger, works. Tres cool.
94Jul22 3:57 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Maybe she had a triple latte before she came to the Q.
94Jul23 6:17 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
No, it was the crack. and she must have smoked out, also. Who on earth could
get that excited about doughnuts??!?!?!? Damn crack smokers. Ya gotta be
carefull around them there people. They might get all worked up and consume
all of Spud'snuts.
94Jul23 10:06 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Or dognuts...
94Jul23 10:47 am Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
Spud's nuts?
94Jul23 2:14 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Spud Makenzie.
94Jul23 5:02 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Budweiser supports zoophilia.
Little People> read
94Jul10 11:17 pm POGS ROT THE MIND! from Wraith
2 cups of flour 3 cups of sugar 2 tsp. of cyanide mix and stir till lumps are
gone.
94Jul10 11:48 pm adopt an aardvark from Mike Swanson
Make, me dude.
94Jul11 9:37 am Let me in, wings from Psyche
Dude, make me.
94Jul11 10:39 am adopt an aardvark from Mike Swanson
Me make dude.
94Jul11 11:07 am from Hobgoblin
Make dude me.
94Jul11 12:27 pm join me from GREAT CTHULHU
Make doo-doo
94Jul11 3:20 pm from Charlotte Sometimes
toady i did not do well on my test.
94Jul12 2:56 pm join me from GREAT CTHULHU
Was it a blood test?
94Jul12 4:06 pm Dristan Gardens from Yacub
People please stop saying dude. What test?
94Jul12 4:52 pm adopt an aardvark from Mike Swanson
Less dude.
94Jul12 6:31 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
STD's test.
94Jul13 12:31 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Stone Temple Dogs.
94Jul13 5:22 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
WHat? She took STD's test? Give it back!
94Jul13 1:05 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
Guess you want to keep all those STD's to yourself.
94Jul14 6:23 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
pssst, Wraith. Think about it. STD)))'(((s as in, it's STD's test.
as in the test belongs to STD. ah nevermind.
94Jul14 8:21 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
A minor grammar error. Nothing to ruin a good insult about.
94Jul17 4:38 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
True, but when an attempt of humor is spoiled because it goes over the heads
of those who attack grammar misusers it is just as bad.
94Jul19 7:32 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
Shaddup you stupid dyke mime on crack.
94Jul19 8:52 pm from Hobgoblin
Interesting.
94Jul19 10:48 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Agreed. That was one of the better insults I've heard in a while.
94Jul20 1:19 am Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
I disagree.
94Jul20 2:48 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
hahahahhahahhah!
94Jul20 3:42 pm from Psyche
Simmer down.
94Jul21 3:45 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Well, it was so random. It didn't make any sense.
94Jul21 6:52 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
I can picture him saying that.
94Jul21 9:30 am A Little Modern Art from Yacub
Simmer down.
94Jul21 2:40 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
You don't have to picture me saying that, next time I see you....
94Jul21 4:23 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
hahahahha.
Daemonsgate> read
94Jul14 3:41 pm from Psyche
Why Laski? What does that mean?
94Jul14 3:51 pm What does it MEAN?? from Laski
Yeah,
94Jul14 8:22 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
Dr. Polaski.
94Jul14 9:10 pm adopt an aardvark from Mike Swanson
I'm enjoying some ramen for dinner tonight.
94Jul14 11:33 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Dr. Polaski. hahahaha
94Jul15 9:20 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
You don't remember Laski? He's that guy who came to the US when he heard
about the girl doing the seven year meditation, and when he kissed her on the
head she crumbled.
94Jul15 11:19 am from The Wombat
Dr. Polaski was a phreak. I'm glad she's off the show.
94Jul15 11:42 am from Psyche
Oh YES! You know, I think I'll read that book again. What a neat story.
94Jul15 10:02 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
Leavin' las juevos.
94Jul16 12:36 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Frank Black?
94Jul16 9:52 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
I heard Ramona sing.
94Jul16 5:35 pm from Psyche
That is so COSMIC because I JUST said that in ANOTHER room.
94Jul16 6:19 pm from Sputnik
euhh..what does this all MEAN?
94Jul16 7:35 pm from Hobgoblin
gigglefuck
94Jul16 9:58 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
That's goddamn annoying.
94Jul17 12:21 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Yeah.
94Jul17 1:38 am from Psyche
I am INFINITE reTRY in DISGUISE.
94Jul17 7:19 am I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Oh, great.
94Jul17 11:27 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
Hey, I LIKE the way he does that sort of thing. It gives messages a FLAVOR
and FEEL all their own, like something straight out of the BOOKS OF OSIRIS.
94Jul17 2:48 pm join me from GREAT CTHULHU
IR is a prophet, heed hir words.
94Jul17 3:37 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
IR is a bore.
94Jul17 7:59 pm from Sputnik
Lets discuss.
94Jul17 10:42 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Evil is merely a perspective, and everonye is a little evil. Yin and Yang. If
you don't think so, look within yourself.
94Jul17 11:40 pm from Hobgoblin
How do you do that?
94Jul18 8:37 am from Psyche
hu hu, stick a fiberoptic camera down your throat.
94Jul18 9:53 am from Sputnik
find your inner child! express! LOVE! FEEL!! ahhhH!! euhh.......
94Jul18 10:33 am from Hobgoblin
Eeeuuhhh.
94Jul18 5:14 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
laugh. Has anyone seen that acutally happen? A fiberoptic camera being oh so
impolietly shoved down one's throat? I experienced that once on television. It
was interesting but disgusting. I do not have much of a stomach for things
such as that. I do not know how to look within yourself. You are you. You
figure it out. And I did know that was sarcastic. What do you all have against
knowing yourself and expressing your feelings and love? I am most certainly
not one of those new age be here with me now love yourself creatures. I just
think it is nice and important to have a sense of oneself. Whatever you want
to call that process. And I see know reason why one should not express one's
feelings when one wants. And Love is the most wonderful emotion in the world.
Have any of oyu ever been in love? If so, imagine how you would feel if you
lost the one you love, if he was murdered and died in your arms. Think about
that. And then tell me not to express my feelings.
94Jul18 7:37 pm from Psyche
Why do you sound so full of it?
94Jul18 9:06 pm This is from Zeylan
Three days. I stop calling for three days and the collective I.Q. of the
users on this system drops to about forty points. Unbelievable.
94Jul18 10:42 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Love is really nifty.
I've watched various operations on TV before. Often, they use fiberoptic
cameras to see what they're doing inside the body. Like during a gall bladder
operation.
94Jul19 12:27 am I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Was there supposed to be a segue there?
94Jul19 6:32 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
And now back to the weather.
94Jul19 11:06 am from Sputnik
Hi airy
94Jul19 1:36 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
It seemed relevant at the time.
94Jul19 5:57 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
How would I know why I sound full of it to you. I am just being myself. You
tell me why Psyche love.
94Jul19 7:34 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
Hey, and we all love the one where they shove it in a guy's dick and record as
he ejaculates. This is what science was meant for.
94Jul19 8:52 pm from Hobgoblin
Totally.
94Jul19 11:21 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Yes, this was the original intent of science.
94Jul20 1:20 am Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
Hahah! Thank you Mike, finally I'm laughing.
94Jul20 3:42 pm from Psyche
"Psyche Love." Why don't you call me "Sike" instead, Jessi Ellie?
94Jul21 6:53 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Bitchy witchy.
94Jul21 8:44 am from Psyche
Hu hu.
94Jul21 9:31 am A Little Modern Art from Yacub
simmer down
94Jul21 1:37 pm from Hobgoblin
Pipe down, babymaker.
94Jul21 2:40 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
Witchy WOmen...
94Jul21 4:24 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Because you persist in calling me Jessie Ellie Psyche love.
94Jul21 5:05 pm from Psyche
You need to get therapy for your disorder, ERin.
94Jul21 8:13 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
Yes, may I recommend a good whack to the back of the head.
94Jul22 6:57 am Words in the Dark from Lack of Sleep
No, Pee Wee.
94Jul22 12:13 pm Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
Good morning, Mr. Breakfast.
94Jul22 1:17 pm from Hobgoblin
I am the Galant Knight.
94Jul22 3:57 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
I am the Gay Knight.
94Jul22 6:37 pm from Psyche
*I* am the Gallant Knight.
94Jul22 7:11 pm from Hobgoblin
Exactly.
94Jul22 8:41 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
What about the black knight. He's missing some body parts.
94Jul23 12:23 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I pity the poor fool who don't eat my cereal!
94Jul23 2:14 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
You stanky stanky man.
SEX> read
94Jul19 9:42 am I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Exactly.
94Jul19 10:31 am from Hobgoblin
LoS, you are so lost. I truely feel sorry for you. You have absolutely no
idea what other people are thinking. You suck at "readin g" people. It's
really pathetic.
94Jul19 10:32 am from Hobgoblin
Make that, "It's really pathetic that you think you can so well."
94Jul19 12:26 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Make that THREE large fries, and two hamburgers to go.
94Jul19 5:06 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
And a chocolate malt. And I will leave myself at the door from now on. I
apologize. You are right. I believe you are all really doing the best thing
you can for me which is not to let me dwell on what happened. I can not spend
the rest of my life cringing whenever the word gun is mentioned. Jason would
not have wanted this. Smile. Thank you all for being so cynical you are
forcing me to be myself.
94Jul19 7:34 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
You goddamn weirdos, stop posting messages more than 5 lines! You're ruining
everything.
94Jul19 8:13 pm from Psyche
Oh GOD.
94Jul19 8:32 pm from Hobgoblin
Shut up, Void. OR else get me a barf bag.
94Jul19 10:09 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I've known a few Jasons in my time. One Jason I knew, his handle was Virus,
and he was a nifty guy. I went to his house once, and his dad came out and
yelled at him and there was a big family conflict. I felt bad for him, it was
probably embarrassing for him, and of course that's unplesant to begin with.
I remember I posted a message about having a record with a 5-minute song on
it, and how that was long, and he told me that he had the Depeche Mode "Master
& Servant (Slave/Whip Remix" album, which was 23 minutes long. Wow!
94Jul19 11:22 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Then dad chained you all to the barn.
94Jul20 12:23 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
So, LoS, let's talk about SEX then. Do you actually know what you are talking
about, or are you just regurgitating what you've heard from others? Is there
some reason why you have magical insight into our soul, and can just KNOW if
we are open or not? Well, let's be open then. I, personally, think SEX is
the root of all evil in our society, and without it, there would be less
competition, machoness, discrimination, etc. I wonder if it's realy worth it.
94Jul20 5:50 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
you left out natural means of reproduction. And if I'm right you asked if I
was a vergin or not. Which is none of your business, but no, I'm not. And if
I'm wrong then you were, maybe, possibly, talking about my "magical insight"
wich in that case nevermind. And what I was referring to, when I said "it's
like a disease or something with them," was how most of you, or them as I put
it, are on here. As in, in this artificial/cyber society. Comprende? So
again, from lack of value for arguing, neverMIND.
94Jul20 9:15 am from Sputnik
Think about it
94Jul20 9:52 am Rubber biscuits from Mike Swanson
Let's not.
94Jul20 10:50 am from Hobgoblin
Jesus fucking christ, Josh, try to make some sense every once in a while.
94Jul20 12:42 pm from Psyche
God, I am so late. I WOULDN'T BE LATE IF YOU IDIOTS WOULD NOT MAKE IT ALWAYS
BUY.
94Jul20 12:53 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
The Price is Right.
94Jul20 2:04 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Hobgoblin (handing him a barf bag as requested) I love you!! I want to have
your 6 children and grow old with you! hahha. Fuck off.
94Jul20 3:30 pm from Psyche
Jessi Ellie is ON THE WARPATH.
94Jul20 4:01 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Yawn
94Jul20 4:31 pm Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
It's not that late.
94Jul20 5:39 pm Dust Lady from Laski
Hey. I have this great idea.
94Jul20 7:00 pm from Hobgoblin
You fuck off, you "posative person."
94Jul21 2:57 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
It's not late at all.
94Jul21 5:25 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
I think Void has been corrupted nicely, don't ya think?
94Jul21 8:35 am from Psyche
YOU TWO MAKE ME SICK. no, really. You aren't EVER allowed to call after one
another AGAIN.
94Jul21 9:08 am Coconut Egg Butter from Yacub
It's a crime and PUNISHABLE BY DEATH!
94Jul21 9:43 am Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
It IS plenty annoying. Looks like they were smooching all night.
94Jul21 1:20 pm from Hobgoblin
It's against the law, duh.
94Jul21 1:45 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
smooching?
94Jul21 2:41 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
YOu stupid dyke mimes on crack.
94Jul21 3:47 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
hahahhahahhah. Hob. Try again. I have just seen proof that you can do much
better.
94Jul21 8:13 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
I think you've been licking too many stamps today.
94Jul21 11:30 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Maybe their parents wanted to see what would happen...
94Jul22 5:01 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
So it looks to me that we're breaking the law of the lamefucks, Lumie. I
laugh at EVERYBODY! don't forget, Lumie, Void and myself are excluded from
that.
94Jul22 10:21 am from Psyche
BUt, you forget, that Viod isn't REAL.
94Jul22 10:56 am from Pusher O' Pussy
I just got back from the gym. If I were any stronger, every step I took would
put a hole in the Earth's crust.
94Jul22 11:33 am Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
I'm sorry, Against the law and PUNISHABLE BY DEATH!
94Jul22 12:43 pm from Hobgoblin
LoS, Void, again you are clueless.
94Jul22 3:28 pm Senseless cruelty from Leqi-Unninni
Yay! Do we hate Void? I thought it was just my pained inner child lashing
out again.
94Jul22 3:58 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Maybe you're just mad that you ran out of Kix this morning.
94Jul22 5:52 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Could be.
94Jul22 6:20 pm from Psyche
I feel your pain.
94Jul22 7:00 pm from Hobgoblin
I feel your brain.
94Jul22 8:14 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
I knead your brain.
94Jul22 8:41 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Feel a man's brain.
94Jul22 11:41 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Nothin' like the fresh feeling of brain to get ya goin' in the morning!
94Jul23 6:20 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Baaahh. With milk, even.
94Jul23 8:25 am from Sputnik
My inner child. I touch it.
94Jul23 9:16 am from Hobgoblin
In touch.
94Jul23 10:07 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Quit touching inside yourself!
94Jul23 10:14 am from Sputnik
But its so much fun!
94Jul23 10:51 am from Pusher O' Pussy
Sigh. I wish I had a girlfriend for sex and more? Maybe.
94Jul23 11:26 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Maybe your handle has something to do with it.
94Jul23 12:05 pm Moof! from Mike Swanson
Yes. Your present handle is not offensive enough. Try "Women are Dirt.
Abuse Them."
94Jul23 1:05 pm This is from Zeylan
Or maybe "Cunt Masher" or "Clit Crasher". Or even "Drink My Seed, Bitches".
94Jul23 2:15 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Or something really anticlimatic like, "Honker"
94Jul23 5:03 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Or something on the subtle side, like "Date Raper."
Come into My Parlor*> read
94Jul08 9:35 am from Sputnik
YEA> wow
94Jul08 10:47 am from Hobgoblin
Hmm.
94Jul08 12:08 pm Dristan Gardens from Yacub
EXACTLY. A way to focus your own energies. Yay. I feel so special for
starting this conversation.
94Jul08 12:13 pm Dristan Gardens from Yacub
My mom works a bit with mind treatments. She's an M.F.C.C., which is
basically a psychiatrist without a PhD. She worked at the medical clinic down
by orchid bowl for a year or two, and while there the main work she did was
biofeedback. This is almost exactly what we're talking about, harnessing the
mind's power and training yourself to alter your circumstances. She and her
patients have gotten to the point, by using this, where they can change body
temperature, heart rate, etc., by trying different things, and then the
biofeedback eventually tells them when they get it right. Like feeling cold
when you touch something hot. And then the Gurus in india, who can walk on
coals without getting blisters, and walk on swords without losing blood. I'm
sure acupuncture and acupressure work the same way. People can go through
surgery completely aware of what's happening because they have pins in
strategic spots. It's all just mind, body, and spirit over matter. Woah,
there's that trinity thing again. I love this stuff.
94Jul08 12:57 pm from Sputnik
It is. Its so0 cool.
94Jul08 1:59 pm from Hobgoblin
I doubt it's just because they have a pin in their earlobe that enables them
to go through tripple bypass surgery and leg amputations and gastro-intestinal
removals etc etc.
94Jul09 10:28 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
Well there's nothing else there to do it. It's magic(k), man.
94Jul09 10:53 am from Hobgoblin
It's the brain, man.
94Jul09 10:53 am from Hobgoblin
Control.
94Jul09 6:37 pm from Charlotte Sometimes
Dig! I would like to try something like that, not surgery, but heartrate or
something.
94Jul09 7:09 pm from Hobgoblin
The temperatute thing was really bizzare.
94Jul09 7:45 pm Dristan Gardens from Yacub
That sort of thing is so incredible. There really isn't anything you can't
do, I'm sure.
94Jul14 3:43 pm from Psyche
I think I want to run now.
94Jul15 8:59 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
Where? A golf course?
Oh, hey, let's go on a hike.
94Jul15 11:34 am from Psyche
Yes, and then I can have my glasses back.
94Jul16 9:40 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
Well, wasn't it fun?
94Jul16 9:41 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
AHHAHAHAHAHAHaHaHahAhaHAHAh this is so dumb
94Jul16 10:16 am from Hobgoblin
Hm.
94Jul16 12:41 pm from Sputnik
oui. French is SO obnoxious. THE french are so obnoxious. euhh......
94Jul16 5:27 pm from Psyche
So anyhow, I hear Ramona sing.
94Jul16 5:47 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Who the heck is Ramona? And what have you guys done with Zeylan? Is he tied
up in some warehouse in Goleta? Buried at East Beach? In a dumpster at
SBCC? Is his cold dead body stuffed in the Alien suit in the World of Magic?
Is he being served in the special "bonus meat" burritos at Taco Bell?
94Jul16 6:08 pm from Sputnik
Hmm..Mike is going thru Zeylan withdrawal syndrom. Obvi, hes in love with
him. Pity Mike. We are holding him for ransom in PSyches basement. Give us
$$ and we will let him go.
94Jul16 7:25 pm from Hobgoblin
Dude, are they doing some sword shit here? Whoa, did you say stoned? Fuckin'
trippy shit.
94Jul16 10:28 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
I wouldn't empty my piggy bank for Zeylan. I'm just curious if he's went the
way of the sysop.
94Jul17 1:32 am from Psyche
NEXT are your EYES.
94Jul17 9:27 am from Hobgoblin
Next will be your EYES! AHHH!
94Jul17 10:38 am from Sputnik
AHHHHHH!. Can I just come in and watch, so ill get ahead.?
94Jul17 11:10 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
NEXT time it will be your EYES! Rowr.
94Jul17 7:52 pm from Sputnik
hiss
94Jul17 8:49 pm from Psyche
God, I want to be inspired.
94Jul17 11:27 pm from Hobgoblin
Elvissa.
94Jul18 8:41 am What does it MEAN?? from Laski
Yes.
94Jul20 12:23 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
Did Redrock inspire you?
94Jul20 10:50 am from Hobgoblin
I'm burnt.
94Jul20 12:42 pm from Psyche
I liked the drums.
94Jul20 12:53 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Burnt drums.
94Jul20 4:31 pm Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
Drums! Yay!
94Jul20 5:40 pm Dust Lady from Laski
It was so nice.
94Jul20 7:01 pm from Hobgoblin
Bongos rock.
94Jul21 9:09 am Coconut Egg Butter from Yacub
Then why weren't you playing with us?
94Jul21 1:21 pm from Hobgoblin
Because those were not bongos.
94Jul21 1:54 pm from Psyche
They were whatever you wanted them to be. They were bongos for a while, they
made differnet tunes, they were water carriers, they were magic.
94Jul22 11:34 am Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
They were rattles, shakers, drumsticks, noisemakers, magic.
94Jul22 12:44 pm from Hobgoblin
Some lady did a spanish oral report on shamanish and culture in Guatemala.
94Jul22 2:34 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
Huh huh huh he said "oral" huh huh huh uh huh
94Jul22 6:20 pm from Psyche
Yacub, why is your MCF "Lesbian Dreams"?
94Jul22 7:01 pm from Hobgoblin
Why not?
The Sea> read
94Jul13 5:31 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
I would be artificial intelligence. The the humans could create me since they
did, but they couldn't create themselves. Not from non living matter anyways,
and thus I could improve myself and create more of myself, and kill my maker.
Either that or negative matter. Or a slime mold.
94Jul13 10:07 am Let me in, wings from Sykie
Grow a tail.
94Jul13 10:38 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
How?
94Jul13 11:24 am from Hobgoblin
Pills. THey've got pills for everythign these days.
94Jul13 1:07 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
Yeah, so you pee green.
94Jul13 11:53 pm from Hobgoblin
I wonder if you have blue toilet water and you pee yellow into it, would you
then have green?
94Jul14 6:26 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
I have pissed blue before. I took a pill that had a blue dy in it and it
turned all, or most of my insides blue. It was totally safe mind you, but
scared the shit out of my mom an sis. I had to do some talking just to calm
them down. t ahh, you don't want to know.
94Jul14 9:32 am join me from GREAT CTHULHU
Yes, if you pee into blue toilet water, it does turn green. Next?
94Jul14 11:07 am Let me in, wings from Sykie
WHy were your mother and sister watching you pee?
94Jul14 8:23 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
Unless your pee was extremely clear.
94Jul14 9:11 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Crystalline in fact.
94Jul14 11:34 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Crystal Light?
94Jul15 3:51 am I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Crystal Pepsi.
94Jul15 10:04 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
Crystal Pee. It looks clear, but still tastes like pee.
94Jul17 4:40 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
What? Did someone have you take a Crystal Pepsi taste test? You know, you
really shouldn't trust your friends that well.
94Jul17 11:28 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
That stuff is gross.
94Jul17 6:31 pm from Ranger
They probably have to put more shit in it to make it clear than the normal
amount of shit they put in to make it brown.
94Jul17 7:59 pm from Sputnik
And I bet they burn down the rainforests. Monkey brains.
94Jul17 8:56 pm from Psyche
There goes my Snapple.
94Jul17 10:42 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Beneath the surface lies the future eh?
94Jul17 11:41 pm from Hobgoblin
There goes your Snapple all over MY dog. (just the first time.) Second time
: all over the patio. Third time : all over hte patio. Fourth time : all
over the patio. Shit.
94Jul18 7:18 am I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Snapple is demon seed.
94Jul18 8:37 am from Psyche
But it tastes SO GOOD.
94Jul18 9:54 am from Sputnik
They call me mellow yellow.
94Jul18 12:29 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Pure unadulterated demon seed.
94Jul18 5:16 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Well as sick as snapple tastes the man/woman/neuter who invented it is most
certainly fabulously wealthy now. I have to admire what he has done. What I
think is the worst kind of Snapple is their Iced Teas. They are sick. It is
like drinking melted sugar and honey with a drop of mint, raspberry, lemon or
orange flavoring thrown in. Tea is better than that.
94Jul18 7:37 pm from Psyche
NO IT IS NOT. Take it BACK, foul wench.
94Jul18 10:43 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Snapple tastes good sometimes. I like the lemonade flavor.
94Jul19 12:30 am I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Sure you do. As you drink sparkling lemonade, thousands of demon cells are
planting themselves in your small intestine. Gnawing silently yet hungrily,
they'll eat you inside out before you know what is happening.
94Jul19 6:35 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
and so is the demon seed spawn the monkeys that fly out of your ass?
94Jul19 1:37 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Or maybe the demon seed is just Sea Monkeys.
94Jul19 5:58 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
I really love Sparkling Lemonade. Calistoga makes a rather divine bottle of
it. And yes Snapple Ice Tea is SICK. I refuse you Psyche love!!
94Jul19 7:36 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
Someone tell what goddamn "stuff" is in Snapple? Best stuff on Earth? What
the fuck are they doing? They might as well be urinating in every batch of
snapple. WHo knows what the fuck the best "stuff" on earth is.
94Jul19 8:53 pm from Hobgoblin
Why do you keep on calling Psyche "my love?"
94Jul19 10:49 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Maybe they make it out of raw sewage. Those treatment plants have to send it
SOMEWHERE.
94Jul19 11:23 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Snapple = Liquid Plumber.
94Jul20 2:49 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Yes Wraith! That is it! And Hobgoblin, because she once called me "Ellen my
love".
94Jul20 3:43 pm from Psyche
What a wonderful reason.
94Jul20 5:31 pm This is from Zeylan
Snapple = donkey urine.
94Jul20 5:47 pm Dust Lady from Laski
Snapple = nectar of the gods
94Jul20 6:16 pm from Sputnik
nectar of the gods = donkey urine
94Jul21 3:47 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Wow! So now we can clean our drains with donkey urine, and drink the nectar
of the gods from the same bottle. Woo-hoo!
94Jul21 6:55 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
And Yoo-hoo also.
94Jul21 9:31 am A Little Modern Art from Yacub
Isn't matter wonderful?
94Jul21 9:43 am Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Donkey Kong.
94Jul21 8:14 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
When it rains, God is peeing on us. I wonder if he ever writes his name as he
pees.
Somone should research this subject.
94Jul22 12:11 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
It's nice to know that God is always looking down on us.
94Jul22 6:57 am Words in the Dark from Lack of Sleep
Lets just hope he doesn't eat much.
94Jul22 12:13 pm Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
Let's just hope he doesn't eat asparagus.
94Jul22 1:17 pm from Hobgoblin
Hm.
94Jul22 1:59 pm acirema from Sputnik
I like asparagus. With Hollandaise sauce.
94Jul22 2:34 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
Makes yer pee gree.
94Jul22 2:35 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
err green.
94Jul22 3:58 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Makes your pee pedigree.
94Jul23 12:24 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Only the finest pee for me!
94Jul23 2:15 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Shown in pee contests around the world.
94Jul23 2:42 pm Moof! from Mike Swanson
Made from the best stuff on earth.
94Jul23 5:34 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Snappee.
AIR> read
94Jul10 11:20 pm POGS ROT THE MIND! from Wraith
a nictating membrance!
just needed to throw something in.
94Jul11 7:29 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
Thanks.
94Jul11 7:01 pm Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Hey! Watch where you're throwin' that thing. Ya nearly hit me.
94Jul11 8:42 pm from Hobgoblin
If we could be so lucky.
94Jul11 11:42 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
Its a shame when a family gets torn apart...by a pack of wild dogs
--Jack Handey
94Jul12 3:49 pm Dristan Gardens from Yacub
It's important to give a child good feeling about himself. That way, if he
gets something right, tell him it was a lucky guess. That way, he develops a
good, lucky feeling.
--Jack Handey.
94Jul13 2:58 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
I've always been afraid of clowns. I don't know why. Maybe it goes back to
the time when I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad.
94Jul13 2:59 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Oh, --Jack handey.
94Jul13 11:08 am from Hobgoblin
Hu hu.
94Jul13 1:07 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
We are speaking of Air.
94Jul14 2:13 pm Dristan Gardens from Yacub
And I say Ooo oo oo.
94Jul14 3:31 pm from Psyche
And I cry "Why ee why ee why?"
94Jul14 8:23 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
Ooo yayaya..
94Jul14 11:10 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Yabba dabba doo there it is.
94Jul15 10:04 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
B.C.-52's
94Jul17 10:07 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Well it seems to be molecules of hyrdrogen and oxygen and about 2 percent
others if I'm not mistaken. And a bunch of dust, usually in the form of dead
human skin, because as it is known, 95 percent of dust is acutally human skin.
Now there's an appetizer to go with your meal outdoors. I wonder if that
doens't make us all canibals in some remote way. Heh.
94Jul17 11:27 pm from Hobgoblin
That's nice to know. 95% of the crap that rises from my blanket when I hit it
is old skin.
94Jul17 11:27 pm from Hobgoblin
I don't believe it.
94Jul18 12:20 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I think a lot of it is old skin.
94Jul18 8:26 am from Psyche
I don't. Let's all brawl about it.
94Jul18 9:38 am from Sputnik
Lets not forget those loveable and helpful dustmites!
94Jul18 10:27 am from Hobgoblin
I saw a picture of them, all blown up under a microscope. Really interesting.
94Jul18 3:19 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Dust mites are horrid little creatures. But it is very true that 95 percent
ofdust is human skin. If you do not believe me, ask someone who you would
believe.
94Jul18 7:07 pm from Hobgoblin
Okay.
94Jul18 10:02 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Ask me! Oh wait, you wouldn't believe me tho.
94Jul19 4:45 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Of course not! |} I would have to say that that figure given on skin percent
of dust is only in relation to household dust, mainly. Skin is constatly
flaking off. It's not like you keep the same layers of skin your entire
life. Think about it. The outer layer of your skin is dead tissue. If it
stayed on for long then it would decay and turn grey and maggots would grow
and feed off of it. One is constatly growing new layers and they die as more
grow under them and by the time they are the outer layer they are dead and
flake off. That's why when it gets too hot and not moist enough the skin dies
quicker and peals off due to larg chunks of the outer layers dying and not
having any living cells to hold them together and so they flake off in big
strips, instead of really tiny bits or even individual cells. Mr. Knowitall
comes through again.
94Jul19 10:32 am from Hobgoblin
Shut up.
94Jul19 11:54 am I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Gad I wish he'd shut up.
94Jul19 12:27 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
He's right, though. Although in rural areas, like Bakersfield, the majority
of the dust is from all the farming industry, overturning crops and kicking up
dirt, et cetera.
94Jul19 12:28 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Suffice to say, it's about 400% more dusty there than it is here.
94Jul19 5:08 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
This is true. He is right. But still.
94Jul19 7:37 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
No LoS, our skin never fucking flakes off. WE ALL HAVE 6 INCHES OF DEAD
TISSUE STUCK TO OUR BODIES.
94Jul19 8:14 pm from Psyche
What? Yes it does.
94Jul20 12:26 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
I'm glad this isn't real life. That way I don't have to be rude, and it's
only by choice. EVERYBODY FUCK OFF.
94Jul20 5:55 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
ahh, yeah, whatever yacub. I see what Wraith is confused or is being critical
about. He is taking partially what I said litterally. When I said that ones
skin flakes off, I was talking about the top layers. DUH! not the entire
skin flaking off. And another thing. Skin doesn't only consist of the
epidermal layers. again, DUH! Pay a little more attention in Health class
next time, buddy.
94Jul20 9:52 am Rubber biscuits from Mike Swanson
Yeah buddy. Think about it. DUH!
94Jul20 10:51 am from Hobgoblin
He was being sarcastic, LoS. Hu duh.
94Jul20 2:05 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
buddy?? Really!! laugh. I agree with Yacub. Cyberfuck.
94Jul20 4:31 pm Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
Buddy. Kids in the Hall.
94Jul21 5:27 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
SNuglefuck.
94Jul21 9:09 am Coconut Egg Butter from Yacub
What a sorry sorry state to be in.
94Jul21 3:47 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
The fish are swimming very sadly. They need some chips mom.
94Jul21 8:14 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
LoS, like our health teacher is so fucking fantastic.
94Jul21 11:31 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Does the health teacher discuss imporant issues, like how to properly insert a
giant bean-pod canoe into your partner?
94Jul22 5:05 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
No that's a lesson only Sanetan can teach you. I heard he's a master at been
pod crotch golfing. And dropping it from high places on unexpecting people
that are walking on their hands. How could you take a guy with 7 kids,
seriously when he talks about safe sex? SURE BUDDY!
94Jul22 11:35 am Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
Maybe he wanted 7 kids. IDIOT.
94Jul22 3:32 pm Senseless cruelty from Leqi-Unninni
Such bitterness. I can't take it! "coconut egg butter." Yuck!
94Jul22 3:59 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
I don't know, but we really should go back to the sexual experiences one can
have with a gigantic bean pod canoe sex sheath.
94Jul22 11:42 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Wasn't it also some type of urinal at some point?
94Jul23 6:23 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Yes. It was a urinal chalis for Sanetan himself. Capri having to take a piss
made him rather thirsty and offered to use the chalis o' Sanetan/bean
pod/canoe as ahhh, well nevermind all train of thought was just thrown out the
window. With a heave and a whoe even.
I feel sorry for the unexpecting passer by.
94Jul23 9:16 am from Hobgoblin
Am I gonna have fun today!
94Jul23 10:07 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Boy oh boy!
94Jul23 11:28 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Hob, I think you said it best when you said, "I DON'T CARE!" Except in lower
case letters, maybe.
94Jul23 2:15 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
I was the one that urinated in the pipe.
94Jul23 5:04 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I thought the tobacco smelled sort of funny!
How big is yr Dildo> read
94Jul11 3:09 pm from Charlotte Sometimes
The Pope said it. Why isn't he just, "Pope, " nononnonno he has to be THE
Pope, cocieted..oh sorry.
94Jul11 7:27 pm Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
yeah, exactly. Catholics are a tad on the screwed-up side. I mean, WTF.
Where do they get off by choosing who God supposedly talks to? That's what
the Pope is supposed to be. The one that God talks to and gives commands to,
so that the Pope can make new rules for the church as new problems arise.
FUCK THAT! that's so full of shit I can't even take the entire religion
seriously. and one point: The Pope said that, or made rule that artificial
ensemination was unholy, and is an act against the works of God and is no
longer allowed to be preformed on on people of the Catholic religion. WTF.
Hasn't this guy read the bible? Yo, buddy, yeah you, the old guy in the bug
funny-lookin' hat and white robes waving like and idiot behind bulletproof
glass in a funky lookin' golf cart! Haven't you read the bible? Jesus was
artificially enseminated into mary! DUH! Some religions. tisk tisk tisk.
94Jul11 8:43 pm from Hobgoblin
I want to be Pope. I wonder where to apply. Think of what you could do.
94Jul11 10:57 pm from Charlotte Sometimes
I guess God is there exception to that rule..
94Jul11 11:42 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
God sleeps in everyday, hell he made the world in a day, might as well give
hime some sleep.
94Jul12 12:06 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I don't have any trouble believing that Bishop has the highest
teen-impregnation rate. That figures. But which one is second? Ya typed SNHS
and that is one letter away from both SBHS and SMHS on the keyboard! hehe.
So, uh... Does anybody else notice that the pregnant teens are mostly centered
around a certain nationality? It's probably because South American countries
don't see anything wrong with daughters being pregnant early, and plus the
whole Catholocism thing about birth control and all. Hmm... Also, women are
treated as second-class citizens by our happy third-world friends below the
border.
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94Jul12 3:14 pm from Sputnik
HA! That is true! I meant SBHS.
94Jul12 3:52 pm Dristan Gardens from Yacub
Wow, could it be....? Naaaah. Well... could Christianity be WRONG? Pshaw, I
can't believe you'd even ask that. Of COURSE not.
94Jul12 6:33 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
It's funny how Bishop's a private relgious type school.
94Jul13 12:20 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Yeah, Bishop is the private, Catholic high school. Wow. Heh. Actually, that
explains a lot, teen-pregnancy-wise. "Birth control is naughty."
94Jul13 3:32 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Well if kind of figures, when in jr. high the only real sluts that I knew of
were from Mt. Carmel. And most every one from there goes to Bishop when they
get to their highschool years. Maybe it's just me, but 12 and 13 years old
seems just a TAD bid early for that emotional maturity level. I don't know
about any of you, but if I ever have a daughter I'll be totally kicked back
about her having sex, but not till she is atleast 16. Okay I'd admit, for
those 2 or 3 years maybe 4 but with my genes I doubt it, anyways, for those
years between her reaching puberty and turning legal driving age(which is just
a coincidance) I will be considered a total miser and overly-protective. So
what. Atleast she'll know a little bit more about the emotional side of sex
by they time she finally has sex, instead of her going out and hoping to get
laid just to see what it's like, such as a superficial act. Either that or I
just won't lay down any guidelines besides the openness of the subject in
discussion. Parenting is going to be hell.
94Jul13 9:55 am Let me in, wings from Psyche
DId you hear that? I'm a POPE!
94Jul13 10:26 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
LoS, I'm not attacking you at all here. Have you had a bad experience of that
sort? Loveless sex? I think that's one of the biggest problems of today...
sex is at the root of 'coolness' (get drunk and fuck huhu) and it creates an
attitud that totally degrades women.
94Jul13 11:10 am from Hobgoblin
Hu hu, dude, get drunk and fuck chicks.
94Jul13 11:10 am from Hobgoblin
Kind of like sucking a slut's tit if she sat on your lap.
94Jul13 1:07 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
I just let LoS's messages sort of scroll by.
94Jul13 2:08 pm adopt an aardvark from Mike Swanson
I hit N.
94Jul13 10:08 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I read it. Hmm... Parenting. A subject I don't want to think too much about
just yet. But I agree that sex should be an act of love and not an act of
curiosity or an act of status.
94Jul13 11:42 pm from Hobgoblin
Why? That's like watching the grass grow or something, except more boring.
94Jul14 10:56 am Let me in, wings from Sykie
"Hey, you boys got any WOMEN under there, matey? ARR."
94Jul14 12:36 pm adopt an aardvark from Mike Swanson
Yah har yah har.
94Jul14 2:17 pm Dristan Gardens from Yacub
Yeah, run away, run away...
94Jul14 3:48 pm What does it MEAN?? from Laski
Why wouldn't I? Who are you to judge?
94Jul14 8:23 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
Anyone ever hear the song "Men" by Martin Mull?
94Jul14 11:11 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Yes! I like the line about the guy they call "Sally."
94Jul15 10:04 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
That's about the only line I remember besides , "men, men, men, men..."
94Jul16 12:22 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
And something about "none of us are sissies" and "we blow each other kissies."
94Jul16 5:10 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
They were on a boat, were they not?
94Jul16 5:48 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Hello sailor.
94Jul16 11:57 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
The cyclops shudders.
94Jul19 7:38 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
Can you see?
94Jul19 10:09 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Hello Sailor.
94Jul19 11:23 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Deja vu.
94Jul20 12:26 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
All over again.
94Jul20 6:01 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
All over again.
94Jul20 10:52 am from Hobgoblin
Hu hu.
94Jul20 2:09 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Now there is a festival of morons, have any of you heard of this new moive
"Airheads"? Adam Sandler is wonderful, but really. Ugh.
94Jul21 2:59 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
That movie looks kind of funny, actually. I must have no taste.
94Jul21 5:32 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
I think it's worth seing. I saw a preview and some shirtless skinhead starts
talking shit to a cop and trying to pick a fight with him, then he askes the
cop what he's gonna do about it and then the rather plump cop pulls out his
nipple ring and he drops to the floor, as the cop says, "Improvise."
94Jul21 9:11 am A Little Modern Art from Yacub
Adam Sandler will make it worthwhile. And of course the MASK.
94Jul21 3:52 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
You think it's worth seeing?!?!?!?!?! Yacub has a point about Adam Sandler of
course. But ugh.
94Jul21 8:15 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
They're all gonna laugh at you!
94Jul21 11:32 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I definatly want to see "The Mask." That looks hilarious.
94Jul22 5:24 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
I have no recollection of what that movie is about. But I think Airheads is
only matinee quality. Even $3.50 is a tad stretching it so it appears, but
who knows, maybe it will turn out to be a good movie. yeah right. Is it just
me or does Wayne's World 2 sound like a lame movie?
94Jul22 11:37 am Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
They raised the price to 3.75.
94Jul22 12:50 pm from Hobgoblin
That sucks.
94Jul22 1:45 pm acirema from Sputnik
There are so many bad drivers out there.
94Jul22 3:59 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
That's why I walk through the walls.
94Jul22 5:55 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Wayne's World 2 is a stupid movie. I saw it at home in the theaters and it was
so awful. Really.
94Jul22 7:56 pm from Sputnik
I believe it
94Jul22 8:41 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Don't do it.
94Jul22 11:42 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Put the fish down, man!
94Jul23 6:48 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
NAme that fish! NO! It's Walter. YOU LOSE!
94Jul23 9:18 am from Hobgoblin
Whoa! I just remembered a dream! I remember bits about goldfish and I had to
feed them 5 guppy type fish, and they were green. And then I ate the goldfish
because someone cooked them. Whoa.
94Jul23 11:33 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
That friend o' mine, Angst, realised that he had a dream that for some weird
undescribable coincidence you might call it, had my bathroom in it. And he
hasn't been to my house before, and he hasn't been to any of the condoes that
I live in so he has never seen the bathroom before. Go figure.
94Jul23 2:16 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Then you must go and cut down the biggest tree in the forest....with a herring!
94Jul23 5:04 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
And then go to LoS's bathroom in a trance.
Silly Goose> read
94Jul17 10:43 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
smile. Those electirc moth zapper are something else. It's kind of morbidly
sadistic though, the idea behind that that is. I mean Moths are so attracted
to the light they can not help but go to it, and when they do they go to their
death. subtle yet affective. Much like many things I know of.
94Jul17 11:42 pm from Hobgoblin
Oooo, deep.
94Jul18 8:38 am from Psyche
Void is gonna be pissed at you, Hob.
94Jul18 9:54 am from Sputnik
hqqhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahhHHHHHHHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH bah
94Jul18 10:33 am from Hobgoblin
Bummer.
94Jul18 5:18 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
NO I am not "pissed". Why should I be if Hobgoblin does not want to be "deep"
if he wants to disregard higher thought that is his business. It is not for me
to say or judge what he does. You may laugh or do whatever at what I say, but
I enjoy saying it and I do not say it for your benefit. shrug.
94Jul18 7:20 pm from Hobgoblin
I'm not against "depth." I just think that it is often just melodramatic
bullshit.
94Jul18 7:37 pm from Psyche
Like I said, cynical youth. Gen X angst. REVEL IN IT!
94Jul18 10:44 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
General X. AKA Douglas Copeland, sheep-herder extrodinaire.
94Jul19 6:39 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Void, hun, anything that requires any more than 5.32% brain capacity is not
tolerated. Simply put: It goes over thier heads too quickly.
94Jul19 9:34 am from Psyche
It's such a good book. It has so many lovely stories.
94Jul19 6:02 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Well what I say is how I feel. Cynical youth is fine, just don't close
yourselvs off so much. It seems like , well I am not sure I hardly know you,
but it seems from what I have read that your point is to prove that anything
is stupid, except fly by night fancys and such. That is how I was. I just
wanted to be who I was and have everyone stop fucking with me. And everything
seemed to annoy me somehow. I wanted to prove a point but didn't know quite
what it was. Rebel agianst anything and everything simply for the sake of
rebeling. Because?? Well Why the hell not. And it was fun for a time.
94Jul19 7:38 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
I prefer being a violent cynical youth.
94Jul19 8:53 pm from Hobgoblin
Rebel. Fuck shit up.
94Jul19 9:30 pm Hahahhaha from Sputnik
"cynical youth" "bitter youth" "SOnic youth?"
94Jul19 10:53 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Psyche and Sputnik are interesting to me, because I've never really dealt with
rebel teenagers before. I mean, I've met all sorts of people, but I've never
dealt with such negative people on a day-to-day basis. It's kind of strange.
I wonder how they do it. I'm incapable of such constant negativity. I don't
like it and I try not to do it. Whenever I retaliate at one of their cruel
posts, I question myself after I've saved the message, and wonder if it was
the right thing to do. It's hard not to fight back, but on the other hand,
it's better to just ignore evil comments, because if they don't get a
reaction, they'll die quickly.
94Jul19 11:24 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
I find Psyche's cynicism to be of a mild sort, actually. It's pleasant and
refreshing.
94Jul20 1:24 am Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
I find neither of them to be negative people. Hobgoblin, now he's a different
story. Whooooo-ee, don't get me STAhted, hon.
94Jul20 1:25 am Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
Oh, hey. you know what I really hate? Ignorance masquerading as something
better than leech shit.
94Jul20 9:33 am from Sputnik
Im not a negative person, lummy. But i guess thats how you percieve us. SO
be it. I dont care what you think about me. BEcause if you can judge someone
by what they post on a message board. Im saddened. But not really.
94Jul20 11:21 am from Hobgoblin
Fuck you to shit and hell and back, you goddamn asshole fuckface, YUCAB
dickwad. I'm NOT MOTHERFUCKING NEGATIVE. I HATE YOU.
94Jul20 12:54 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
That seems a wee bit negative.
94Jul20 2:51 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Ho ho!
94Jul20 3:45 pm from Psyche
Luminary should be one of those evil psychiatrists that gets people locked up
by telling the authorites that they're crazy/evil/ what have you. LA LA LA!
But I'm so HAPPY! how can I be a negative person when I'm so HAPPY so much?
94Jul20 4:53 pm Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
Haha! Psychiatrists!
94Jul21 3:50 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Well, of course I judge you by what you post on a message board, Sputnik; I
don't know you through any other means. What you post here displays what kind
of person you are. Psyche, if you're happy that's good, but why are your
messages so negative all the time?
94Jul21 7:01 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
And can't we all just get along? (If you took that seriously you should be
shot)
94Jul21 8:46 am from Psyche
My messages are negative all the time because every thing you post I can't
stand to read, ergo, my negativity shines through, like the sun after a storm.
But, ironically, paradoxically even, it makes me so HAPPY.
94Jul21 9:31 am A Little Modern Art from Yacub
I just wanna get along.
94Jul21 9:44 am Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Love yourself, Yacub.
94Jul21 1:38 pm from Hobgoblin
There's a big buy playing Nirvana behind me. He's got a big fro.
94Jul21 4:25 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Are you truly negative, or is it just for fun?
94Jul21 8:16 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
You stupid Iranian weed wacking pog playing Mac user.
94Jul22 12:13 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Psyche, if you don't like my messages, make use of your reflexes and the 'n'
key. It's a challenging game! Fun for the whole clique.
94Jul22 10:37 am from Psyche
But it's more fun to read them, revel in their awfulness, and then be negative
towards you.
94Jul22 12:14 pm Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
That big buy does NOT have a big fro. You're one to talk, mister.
94Jul22 1:18 pm from Hobgoblin
Not anymore. Luminary, what clique is this? And what does this "clique"
stand for? The "negative" clique? Please explain yourself.
94Jul22 1:19 pm from Hobgoblin
And who's in it?
94Jul22 1:59 pm acirema from Sputnik
Its a paranoia thing.
94Jul22 2:35 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
I think it's the "people who don't think Luminary is always right clique" that
he is talking about.
94Jul22 4:00 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
What's all this clicking crap?
94Jul22 6:38 pm from Psyche
Mikey, are you in ye olde Clique?
94Jul22 8:17 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
I transcend cliques, I believe. I'm a free agent. But anyone is welcome to
try to co-opt me. I'm sure some of the cliques here would love to toot their
horn and proclaim proudly, "Mike's With Us" or "Mike's OUR Pal." Depends
what's in it for me.
94Jul22 8:41 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Mike's a fairy.
94Jul22 9:11 pm Mike's OUR Pal. from Psyche
Mcf.
94Jul22 9:44 pm Moof! from Mike Swanson
Wraith is boring.
94Jul22 11:06 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Perhaps.
94Jul23 12:30 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Hob: You, Sputnik, and Psyche are all in a clique. By this I mean that you
are good friends in real life, and on Gooble, you attack the same people, use
the same phrases, have the same mannerisms, and are sort of similar to the
Borg collective, except that you're more malicious. YOU aren't as much.
Psyche's pretty mean. Sputnik copies everybody, so he acts pretty mean too.
You've become a lot more negative than you used to be, Hobgoblin; I've known
you on the boards for over two years now, and you are not the same as you used
to be. It makes me kind of sad, because you never used to be so negative all
of the time. You were usually a pretty easy-going guy, and while you had a
cynical sense of humor, it was in a good way, and you didn't fight with
anybody to any serious degree.
Oh well.
94Jul23 8:49 am from Sputnik
And how do I copy everbody? huh? huh? Lummy, your sure spend er waste, lots
of your time analyzing everybody.
94Jul23 10:24 am Moof! from Mike Swanson
It's interesting that Luminary always sees things in terms of "other people
have changed" or "other people aren't what they used to be."
94Jul23 1:26 pm This is from Zeylan
Luminary, if I start talking about nothing but Barnes and Barnes, the
Residents, Devo, and silly geek things that make no sense, can I be in your
special clique? Or do I also have to become neurotic and paranoid? Maybe I
should start doing lots of cocaine.
94Jul23 1:38 pm Moof! from Mike Swanson
Paranoia seems to be the key.
94Jul23 2:16 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
What's all this clicking?
94Jul23 2:43 pm Moof! from Mike Swanson
It's the sound of advanced paranoia.
94Jul23 5:34 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Hobgoblin never responded to the message.
Mike, what was paranoid about my last statement?
94Jul23 8:47 pm Moof! from Mike Swanson
Accusing others of being in a clique that is somehow against you is the
paranoid element. You are devising a conspiracy.
Darklands> read
94Jul17 10:46 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Um. That was digusting. i sincerely hope you are not serious about taht
HObgoblin, but by your huh huh's i believe not. Tell us Zeylan why a woman's
breasts do not excite you?? Are they not more appealing to suck than well
other places? WHo's breasts would you kiss Lack of Sleep?? Or do i not want to
know. I most likely do NOT want to ask thses questions, but whyever not eh??
94Jul17 11:43 pm from Hobgoblin
Actually, I was totally and completely serious.
94Jul18 5:19 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Sure you were.
94Jul18 7:20 pm from Hobgoblin
Duh.
94Jul19 6:49 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
no no no, it's DOH! not Duh. Duh! Oh and void. The gave a scenerio where
they were in mexico, or on of them atleast, and a friend of theirs got drunk,
like the most of the people there, and they payed a prostitute to sit on his
lap and hit on him. and he, being drunk and all, and not knowing that she was
a hooker or anything of the sort, started kissing her breasts when she
liberated them from her blouse or dress or what ever she was wearing, to put
in kindly. And I was the only one with enough balls to say that, in that
situation would probably have done and would do the same thing. But
nooooOOOOo. Not them. They know better, and are totally unarousable(if
that's a word). I'm not going to lie or be a hypocrit and say that he is a
sleez and scum for doing so when I would probably do the same thing if I was
in his shoes. and of course they call me the sicko pervert, well they don't
say that they just use the tactics of beavis and butthead(it suits him well).
and they don't even say anything bad, they actually inquire, about Zeylan and
his craving for the pair of breast that jumps up and down on the trampoline
next door. It's a personal grudge, and an awe for Zeylan, like he's some all
high and mighty God or something. And I even bet if Zeylan was in the same
predicament he would have done the same. And that is the breast kissing
detailes.
94Jul19 9:42 am I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Shut up.
94Jul19 12:49 pm This is from Zeylan
I don't think so. I know better than to do the two things your dumbshit
friend did: I do not consort with Mexican whores. And I do not engage in
sexual acts in public. Especially not with Mexican whores. I get enough tit
from my own girlfriend, I'm not desperate and weird enough to suck a tit in a
bar in front of all my drunk friends. Besides, sucking a tit doesn't do much
for me by itself, ya know? Sure, it does something for the whore, it's HER
tit. But who gives a shit? She gets paid, she doesn't have to enjoy it.
Sucking tits is fine, don't get me wrong, but it doesn't exactly burst my
bag. So leave me out of your half-assed little defense.
94Jul19 1:39 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I wouldn't get drunk in the first place. That's just asking for trouble.
94Jul19 6:06 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Well. That explains it. And I asked him to tell me that Mike. So shut up. Go
drink your V8 or something. And LoS. It is true. Many people would not put
themselves in that situation in the first place, so they speak truthfully when
they say they would not do that. And what is the enough balls to say it thing
supposed to mean? I find that rather demeaning.
94Jul19 7:40 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
LoS is a dumbshit.
94Jul19 8:54 pm from Hobgoblin
I agree.
94Jul19 10:55 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
If a Mexican whore sat down on my lap and opened her shirt, I'd throw her on
the floor. That sort of behavoiur is wrong. I don't care if I sound like a
generic old person, saying, "Young lady, that behaviour is immoral and
wrong."
94Jul19 11:26 pm The Void is a Noid from Mike Swanson
Fine, Lil Lummy, we'll make room for you in the monastery.
94Jul20 1:28 am Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
Woah, Deja Vu. LoS, you don't know shit, so shut the FUCK up.
94Jul20 11:21 am from Hobgoblin
This is true.
94Jul20 12:54 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
I'll second that. I wonder why he calls here? DOes anyone like his messages?
94Jul20 2:53 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Sometimes he has a point. But I hardly know him, and sometimes he seems so
bitter. Perhaps that is because you all hate him. Well let us wait for his
answer. The boy can speak for himself apparently.
94Jul20 3:47 pm from Psyche
Boy in the Closet. Ahem. Lil' Lummy, you need to get drunk to be cool.
94Jul20 4:03 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
You need to be just like everyone else to be cool. If you don't drink, and
everyone else does, obviously you are a dork.
94Jul20 4:54 pm Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
Or a loser.
94Jul20 8:47 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Definitely. It's so important that we all act alike.
94Jul21 3:51 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Ironic ignorance.
94Jul21 7:09 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Again the key to that who thing was the exact situation. Already drunk, and
some random chick(probably good looking with nice sized breasts) sits on your
lap and promotes sucking. Hmmmm. the key here is DRUNK! Sure you have a
clear head and think rationally, SURE! No really I believe you. {S} For
those of you who have never gotten drunk, shut the fuck up you have no idea
how much it affects you. and Zeylan: I'm sorry, I should have left you out
of this, after all it didn't involve giving head under the table.
94Jul21 9:32 am A Little Modern Art from Yacub
Being drunk would bring out what sort of person you are inside. I can believe
you would suck her tits. I can also believe I wouldn't.
94Jul21 11:05 am This is from Zeylan
Getting a blowjob under a table is entirely and totally different.
94Jul21 1:39 pm from Hobgoblin
He's so cool.
94Jul21 1:45 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
He's stylin'.
94Jul21 4:26 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Ugh
94Jul21 6:13 pm "Razzle-dazzle" from Sputnik
he''s hip! He's happening!
94Jul21 7:02 pm Yeah yeah from Airaly
He's BRUCE FROM KIDS IN THE HALL!!!
94Jul21 8:17 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
I wanna be an Indian Woman.
94Jul22 12:13 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I wanna be like Mr. T.
94Jul22 7:02 am Words in the Dark from Lack of Sleep
What? I just heard on the radio that there is an astronaut named Leroy Chow.
WTF.
94Jul22 12:14 pm Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
That's Scott.
94Jul22 4:00 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Sounds like dog food. Aeronautical dog food.
94Jul23 12:31 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Leroy Chow. That sounds like a Chinese bagel company.
94Jul23 11:01 am Not STAN, Satan from Satan Boy
Wraith sucks
94Jul23 2:17 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
For enough money, maybe.
files] read
94Jul19 10:04 am from Sputnik
Yes!
94Jul19 12:28 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
10,000 Zeylans.
94Jul19 12:40 pm This is from Zeylan
Led Zeylan.
94Jul19 12:58 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
The Counting Zeylans.
94Jul19 2:28 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Zeylan Unplugged.
94Jul19 3:01 pm This is from Zeylan
MC 900 Foot Zeylan
94Jul19 5:10 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Well how could I fathom Zeylan when as he said I do not know him. I did not
mean that as some general statement etched in stone for all time. I simply
meant what I have read of his posts made me smile. Zeylan, do you think that
someone you do not know would automatically expect you to be her trained
monkey? Really. Please. At least put some truth in your insults. It would make
them more effective.
94Jul19 7:42 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
No, no, no, we must post this again:
"Zeylan you make me smile"
94Jul19 8:14 pm from Psyche
I second the motion.
94Jul19 9:15 pm from Sputnik
Count me in! Im just a crowd follwer, eh lil lummy?
94Jul19 10:11 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Zeylan the Funky Homosapien.
94Jul19 11:29 pm Nacho, Nacho Hat from Mike Swanson
KC Zeylan and the Sunshine Band
94Jul20 12:28 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
Zeylan's Addiction. Zeylan no More. The Zeylans.
94Jul20 6:05 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Stone Temple Zeylan. Zeylan Jam. 808 Zeylan. Zeylan of the Dog.
94Jul20 9:17 am from Sputnik
Green Zeylan. The Zeylaners. Zeylan and the Comets. JawZeylan. Smashing
Zeyalns.
94Jul20 10:53 am from Hobgoblin
Afghan Zeylan.
94Jul20 2:10 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
"Zeylan you make me smile"
94Jul20 4:34 pm Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
Violent Zeylans. Zeylan Stardust. Zeylan and the Mothers of Invention.
94Jul20 5:04 pm This is from Zeylan
John Lennon and the Plastic Ono Zeylan
94Jul20 5:40 pm Dust Lady from Laski
Jefferson Zeylan.
94Jul20 6:40 pm This is from Zeylan
Ladysmith Black Zeylan
94Jul20 7:04 pm from Hobgoblin
Electric Love Zeylans. (I bet he'll like this one ---> King Zeylan.
94Jul20 10:29 pm from Sputnik
Zeylan Joplin
94Jul21 3:00 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Zeylan Presley. The Gin Zeylans. D.J. Jazzy Zeylan.
94Jul21 5:34 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Zeylan (== that just eliminated a lot of bands.
94Jul21 9:11 am A Little Modern Art from Yacub
Zeylans.
94Jul21 10:58 am This is from Zeylan
The Jimi Zeylan Experience
94Jul21 1:22 pm from Hobgoblin
Zeylan Theater. Nation of Zeylans.
94Jul21 1:54 pm from Psyche
Zeylan's Atomic Dustbin.
94Jul21 3:54 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Blind Zeylan. Zeylans and roses. Zeylan Ndegeo'cello. Ace of Zeylans. Wait.
Nevermind.
94Jul21 4:59 pm from Psyche
Do you watch MTV alot, void?
94Jul21 5:36 pm This is from Zeylan
Soundzeylan. Pearl Zeylan (or Zeylan Jam, take your pick).
94Jul21 6:28 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Tennessee Ernie Zeylan.
94Jul21 6:54 pm Yeah yeah from Airaly
heeee heee coool. Zeylan's world. Zeylan's playhouse!! The secret word for the
day is "fuck you'! ahhhhhhhh hehehhahhah
94Jul21 8:18 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
Vanilla Zeylan.
94Jul21 11:33 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Zeylan Zeylan. (Duran Duran)
94Jul22 5:28 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Amm I the only one that noticed that Airaly's ones were tv shows? Oh well.
Zeylan in Chains. R.K.Zey. Zeylan Jerks. Zeylan's danish.
94Jul22 9:17 am Rockin' the Casbah from Sputnik
The Butthole Zeylans. Salt'N Zeylan. Zeylan Ice.
94Jul22 10:22 am from Psyche
The Zeylan of the Opera. Zeylan and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. Les
Zeylans.
94Jul22 11:39 am Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
The Zeylans and a baby. Diff'rent Zeylans. Gimme a Zeylan. Zeylan's
Company. ZeylanWatch.
94Jul22 12:51 pm from Hobgoblin
Zeylan Jelly.
94Jul22 1:47 pm acirema from Sputnik
Zeylan P.I. Fantasy Zeylan. Zeylan's Island. Wonder Zeyaln..or should it be
Zeylan Woman?
94Jul22 2:36 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
Stop it.
94Jul22 2:36 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
For the love of God. Stop.
94Jul22 3:11 pm from Hobgoblin
For the love of Pete.
94Jul22 4:01 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
For the love of Zeylan.
Sorry, had to do it.
94Jul22 5:56 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Zeylanarama. The Real World-Zeylan style. Beach Zeylan!. The final word. Ztv!
All Zeylan all the time.
94Jul22 6:21 pm from Psyche
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!!! I BEG YOU! o.
94Jul22 7:57 pm from Sputnik
Opal Zeylan. Zeylansnortembopy
94Jul22 8:42 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Zyche.
94Jul22 9:44 pm Moof! from Mike Swanson
Oh , that was witty.
94Jul22 11:06 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
quite.
94Jul22 11:43 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Incredibly so.
94Jul23 6:55 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Oh so very, er scary, no, that's Psyche not Zeylan. ahh, Oh zo very. Zeylan
Fuckers, or Pig Zeylans. WHO KNEW. Enigma is nice background music. and is
also nice to fuck to, but that's EVIL! And on second thought, ouch. sorry my
brain isn't ready for multitasking. PS, Don't put Enigma on at Don Q's. Or
Sanetan will impale you with his q-stick o' lenght.
94Jul23 9:19 am from Hobgoblin
Hu hu.
94Jul23 1:08 pm This is from Zeylan
The Z-team. Hardcastle and Zeylan. Zeylan Trek III: The Search for Psyche.
94Jul23 2:17 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
That was mighty bad ZeyloSabi.
94Jul23 5:05 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Zeylanson has much to learn. Well, not really, but it's fun to say.
Genghi's World> read
94Jul08 11:33 am Let me in, wings from Psyche
I think you were just being antagonistic.
94Jul08 12:18 pm Dristan Gardens from Yacub
I liked it. It was entertaining, funny, and WITTY.
94Jul10 1:38 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I'd have to read the whole thing to make a complete judgement on it. But what
I've heard so far, was not enough for me to want to give him money for saying.
94Jul10 11:24 pm POGS ROT THE MIND! from Wraith
Mr Pube is Vanilla Ice.
94Jul10 11:49 pm adopt an aardvark from Mike Swanson
Yes. And I'm Shirley Temple.
94Jul11 7:31 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
Really? I'm Stan Laurel.
94Jul11 7:57 am adopt an aardvark from Mike Swanson
Stan's dead.
94Jul11 9:25 am Let me in, wings from Psyche
I'm Stan Uris.
94Jul11 10:40 am adopt an aardvark from Mike Swanson
Who is Stan Uris?
94Jul11 11:01 am from Hobgoblin
I dunno.
94Jul11 7:36 pm Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Maybe she means, S.T.an Urism. as in sexually transmitted aneurysm. Now
there is a funky spelling. Thank goodness I have retrieved my spell checker.
All praise Franklin! naaa, franklin spellcheckers suck anyways, and they are
way overpriced. OVERBOARD!
94Jul11 8:44 pm from Hobgoblin
Most small pieces of electronic material are way over priced. Except those 4
dollar calculators. I think those are good deals.
94Jul11 9:47 pm Let me in, wings from Psyche
WHat? No, I was talking about a character in a book.
94Jul11 11:43 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
Leisure Suit Larry.
94Jul12 12:07 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Psyche is Leisure Suit Larry?
94Jul12 3:15 pm from Sputnik
I always suspected.
94Jul12 3:53 pm Dristan Gardens from Yacub
Is there life after death?
94Jul12 6:34 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
She is indeed.
No, when you're dead, it means your life is over. Get a clue.
94Jul13 12:22 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Ha! I like that logic. Existence after death...
94Jul13 3:40 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
That's better. Sorry, I don't know the answer to that, I haven't died yet,
well not litterally anyhow. Page 369
94Jul13 1:08 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
Go directly to index, do not pass Go.
94Jul13 1:31 pm from Sputnik
Existence preceeds essence.
94Jul13 10:09 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Where do I send the check for the over-priced initiation machines?
---Back cover
94Jul14 2:19 pm Dristan Gardens from Yacub
They sell "Wondrous Glowing Squid" at the Old Wharf Trading Co.
94Jul14 8:24 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
Directly fished off the waters off Chernobyl.
94Jul17 10:08 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Genghis Khan?? Well!
94Jul19 7:42 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
Not well.
94Jul19 8:34 pm from Hobgoblin
dead. Evil.
94Jul19 10:11 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Life. Good.
94Jul20 12:29 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
Hey, what's hairy and conquered asia?
94Jul20 6:06 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Your left leg.
94Jul20 10:53 am from Hobgoblin
Genghis Cunt. Duh.
94Jul20 2:11 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Oh ho
94Jul21 3:00 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Gee, that joke is slightly familar for some reason...
94Jul21 5:35 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
that involves stupidity?
94Jul21 1:23 pm from Hobgoblin
Hu hu.
94Jul21 3:54 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
-h -h.
94Jul21 8:18 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
That is illogical.
94Jul21 11:33 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I find that behavious extremely illogical, Captain. Have you always had a
thing for Tribbles?
94Jul22 5:30 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
No he just likes his reproduction process to be very quick.
94Jul22 11:39 am Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
Touch my behavious.
94Jul22 4:01 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
I bet Kirk had sex every episode. Think about how many children he has.
94Jul22 5:57 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
That is digusting.
94Jul22 8:42 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
All over the galaxy.
94Jul22 11:44 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Inter-species sex.
94Jul23 6:59 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Baaaah. With milk even. That is disgusting, thank you. Now I wonder what
the doctor's report would say when Mr. Gerbal I mean Richard, or shall I say
Dick, was or if he was introduced to tribbles? And I guess it would be
considered anal reproduction, or sex if you wish. Not right now, I have a
headache. WHAT? I've lost it. I know. I know. SHUT UP!
94Jul23 9:20 am from Hobgoblin
I'm crazy, I've lost my mind. I know. hu hu.
94Jul23 11:42 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Hob, slow down there man. er boy. Don't go and do anything original, now.
How do you do it? Using the same attack over and over with out getting bored
of it yourself, that is. Your ability to improvise is just overwhelmingly...
oh what's the word I'm looking for?... oh yeah, nonexistent. Hey, just as a
future note, don't get mad at your grandchildren when they fall asleep when
tell them about what fun times you had as a kid. After all. It's not their
falt you weren't very original or creative.
94Jul23 2:18 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Creativity is something that comes with...drugs.
94Jul23 5:07 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
So hey. I can just imagine Richard Gere being admitted to the hospital
because he stuck a tribble up there, and then fell asleep. By morningtime his
entire large intestine would be full of fuzzy, wigggling creatures.
94Jul23 8:48 pm Moof! from Mike Swanson
Wonder if there is any truth to that old rumor.
I can't see the appeal of the practice.
My Place*> read
Your Place*> read
94Jul14 3:44 pm from Psyche
Blah
94Jul14 11:13 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Goobergirl.
Nifty Dreams> read
94Jul13 10:38 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
Monkeys are so cool. Why is everything legal in Nevada?
94Jul13 1:09 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
Because its...umm..its...its hot there.
94Jul14 6:26 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Because it was founded by mobsters.
94Jul14 9:32 am join me from GREAT CTHULHU
It is illegal to carry 2-dollar bills in Nevada.
94Jul14 2:40 pm Dristan Gardens from Yacub
Why?
94Jul14 8:25 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
They need some laws there, think about it.
94Jul14 11:37 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Good point. Well, that's as good a law as any. Did you know that if Psyche
went to join a brothel in Nevada, which are legal, she would be checked for
I.D. and then turned over to child care authorities because she's too young?
They really regulate those places. The women are treated fairly and they
aren't beaten or hurt. And they make a good deal of money and get weekly
check-ups. The government doesn't really pay for it because thy brothels make
enough money to fund themselves. In fact, they actually make enough money to
survive, and pay a tax that goes into public school funds.
94Jul15 3:53 am I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Still, I think Psyche has a much better future ahead of her.
94Jul15 9:21 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
I wouldn't be to sure...
94Jul15 11:43 am from Psyche
hu hu. Why did you use me as an example? Silly boathead.
94Jul15 10:06 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
Is that like in Wild ORchid 2. Is that Psyche that's in that movie? Has
anyone ever told you you look like Shannon Doherty. Bitch.
94Jul16 12:38 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
You're the only minor girl on the BBS, Psyche, so I figured I'd use you as an
example. Thanks for being a voulenteer!
94Jul16 9:53 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
Shannon Doherty is cool.
94Jul16 10:29 am from Hobgoblin
Why?
94Jul16 5:35 pm from Psyche
Because she's a young republican. She's a bitch.
94Jul17 12:22 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Wow, you must know her pretty well.
94Jul17 1:38 am from Psyche
I do, and I like her too.
94Jul17 4:42 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
That bitch is such a great friend to have. ;}
94Jul17 10:23 am from Psyche
She's not my friend. Nyuueeeeeh. DOY hickey.
94Jul17 11:28 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
But ever since I saw heathers...
94Jul17 5:31 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
...I wanted to pick them?
94Jul17 10:46 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Not tonight/
94Jul19 6:50 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Please?
94Jul19 6:50 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
THAT WAS SARCASTIC HUMOR!!! so doin't get your panties in a bunch, HOb.
94Jul19 10:46 am from Hobgoblin
Shut up.
94Jul19 6:06 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Great timing on this board.
94Jul19 7:42 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
They're my goddamn panties.
94Jul19 8:54 pm from Hobgoblin
No. You lie.
94Jul19 10:55 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Which, the purple ones or the blue ones?
94Jul19 11:29 pm Nacho, Nacho Hat from Mike Swanson
The ones in Yacub's refrigerator.
94Jul20 1:28 am Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
No, those are the silk ones with the lights and built-in vibrator.
94Jul20 9:54 am Rubber biscuits from Mike Swanson
I wish you'd give those back to poor Psyche.
94Jul20 3:47 pm from Psyche
huh huh.
94Jul20 4:54 pm Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
I don't think she wants them anymore.
94Jul21 3:51 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Icky thought.
94Jul21 7:11 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
But whos are the velvet ones?
94Jul21 4:26 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Zeylan's
94Jul21 5:43 pm This is from Zeylan
I'm not wearing any.
94Jul21 7:02 pm Yeah yeah from Airaly
Figures dearie
94Jul21 8:18 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
I like the garters...
94Jul22 7:03 am Words in the Dark from Lack of Sleep
Thank you.
94Jul22 12:15 pm Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
I'm in love with silk boxers.
94Jul22 1:19 pm from Hobgoblin
Whoo.
94Jul22 2:36 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
Say, weren't you a briefs man before?
94Jul22 3:13 pm from Hobgoblin
I was.
94Jul22 4:01 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Usually, I fall in love with people, not undergarments, but who am I to judge?
94Jul22 6:38 pm from Psyche
Silk boxers must feel so slimy, though.
94Jul22 8:18 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
Have you been converted, Hobgoblin? I know that even Zeylan was considering a
switch after the extensive discussion here a few weeks back.
94Jul22 8:19 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
Hard to believe we're discussing each other's underwear like this. But it's
all very manly. Rrrf. Woof. Hmmmf.
94Jul22 8:42 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
I prefer silk crotchless panties and bras.
94Jul22 9:45 pm Moof! from Mike Swanson
We're thrilled.
94Jul22 11:06 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
I'm sure.
94Jul23 12:32 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I thought you liked Psycho's in Tutus...
94Jul23 11:01 am Not STAN, Satan from Satan Boy
raith sucks
94Jul23 12:06 pm Moof! from Mike Swanson
I would like to see Psyche in a tutu.
94Jul23 2:18 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
What about hush puppies?
94Jul23 2:44 pm Moof! from Mike Swanson
Sure, I'd like to see her in hush puppies too.
94Jul23 5:35 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I'd like to see her receive everything she deserves.
That Place*> read
94Jul11 12:08 am adopt an aardvark from Mike Swanson
She's here now though.
94Jul11 9:25 am Let me in, wings from Psyche
Damn crooked.
94Jul11 10:40 am adopt an aardvark from Mike Swanson
You always seemed straight to me.
94Jul11 9:47 pm Let me in, wings from Psyche
Oy.
94Jul12 12:08 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Wow, bizarre.
Space Debris> read
94Jul17 11:11 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
Neat.
94Jul17 10:09 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Smile. Who created this room?? The information about it is so becoming. Well I
would like my own room too. Perhaps I shall create one.
94Jul17 11:29 pm from Hobgoblin
No. DOn't. There are a bazillion rooms already.
94Jul18 12:22 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Ohhhhhhh my goodness! This is fascinating. I also thought that maybe
Charlotte was Void... Ahh! This is insane. I need to fine-tune my
multiple-account theories before I go around accusing people.
94Jul18 7:20 am I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
We may need to do some room purging.
94Jul18 8:27 am from Psyche
And void doesn't sound like Charlotte at ALL.
94Jul18 9:39 am from Sputnik
Luminary is SO obsessed with fingout who people are. Can this all be
connected with that one special word. paranoia. ???
94Jul18 10:28 am from Hobgoblin
No comment.
94Jul18 12:30 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Par-a-noi-a. Par-a-noi-a.
94Jul18 3:22 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
I am Jessica Ellen JESSICA ELLEN!! Really. I should know my own name, should I
not??
94Jul18 4:21 pm from Sputnik
You are insane, dear.
94Jul18 4:49 pm from Psyche
Ellen, my love.
94Jul18 5:03 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Please do not call me insane. I am not insane at all. IN fact I am quite sane.
Smile.
94Jul18 7:08 pm from Hobgoblin
HahahHWHAWHWHAWHhawhawhAWHAWHAWHAHHAWhawahahha OH MY GOD!
HAHaahhahahAHAHAHHWAHWHWAHAWHAWHWAHAWHAWHAWH.
94Jul18 7:27 pm from Psyche
smooch.
94Jul18 10:05 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Okay okay... Geez. Well, if it had been someone else, it was them playing a
different person... Like Francie Hammet, for example, who was a neurotic,
down-and-out sort of woman, was really this guy. I didn't think it was
someone with a different name; I thought it was someone playing a character.
94Jul18 10:07 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Geez. Jessica Ellen. There's something eerily familar about that name.
94Jul19 4:53 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Try adding your last name to that and see if you are related. Just a though!
AND I DON'T seriously think that you are related, for those who think that I
did.
94Jul19 7:15 am from Pusher O' Pussy
Hee Haw.
94Jul19 10:04 am from Sputnik
smile.
94Jul19 5:11 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Hobgoblin, why did you laugh at that?
94Jul19 7:43 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
We are all in goddamn fucking good spirits.
94Jul19 8:34 pm from Hobgoblin
Because you're are fucking looney.
94Jul19 8:35 pm from Hobgoblin
That was retarded. Make that "you are fucking..."
94Jul19 10:12 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
But the big question is, who's loony?
94Jul19 11:30 pm Nacho, Nacho Hat from Mike Swanson
Looney.
94Jul20 12:30 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
Jessica Ellen ________ ?
94Jul20 6:07 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
I know the answer to that! neener neener neeeeener.
94Jul20 10:54 am from Hobgoblin
Just like you knwo everything else there is t oknow.
94Jul20 2:12 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Why on earth should I let you know my last name. I do not know anyhting about
you people. And Hobgoblin. Really. You are so wonderfully clever in your
cynicism.
94Jul20 3:30 pm from Psyche
Smile. Laugh. Smile. Giggle. (g)
94Jul20 4:34 pm Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
Andrew Esbenshade Zeldis.
94Jul20 5:41 pm Dust Lady from Laski
Esmerelda.
94Jul20 5:41 pm Dust Lady from Laski
Andrew JENRETTE Zeldis.
94Jul20 5:59 pm from Sputnik
is that...gasp..FRENCH? smile. giggle. choke. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!HHH
94Jul20 7:05 pm from Hobgoblin
Void, you're such a wonderful fool in your mysteriousness.
94Jul21 3:02 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Which makes everybody else wonderful fools in their blatency?
94Jul21 5:37 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Lumie, there you go again. Bursting his bubble. What next? Your going to
inform him that he's not perfect? That would be cruel.
94Jul21 8:37 am from Psyche
But, you see, Hob is perfect, and you, my friend, are not. Huh huh.
94Jul21 9:12 am A Little Modern Art from Yacub
No, it's gone, I'M NOT FRENCH.
94Jul21 1:24 pm from Hobgoblin
I'm far from perfect, retard. Big whoopee.
94Jul21 1:54 pm from Psyche
I'm perfect.
94Jul21 3:56 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
I do not wish to be mysterious and I do not think that I am. It's Clavering.
94Jul21 4:59 pm from Psyche
What a lovely name. did you get that from a Victoria Holt novel?
94Jul21 8:19 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
People kept telling me it was stiff.
94Jul21 11:34 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Be stiff, babies, be stiff...
94Jul22 11:40 am Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
Jeffrey, with one f Jefrey...
94Jul22 12:53 pm from Hobgoblin
Hey, Void, where are you from?
94Jul22 4:02 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
She's from nothing.
94Jul22 5:57 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
No I believe I got it from my parents. And Palm Beach.
94Jul22 6:22 pm from Psyche
Don't encourage her.
94Jul22 8:43 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
There's a place called the Lone Palm. Kinda sick if you think about it.
94Jul22 9:45 pm Moof! from Mike Swanson
Sounds like your kinda place.
94Jul22 11:06 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Seen you there.
94Jul22 11:44 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
That sounds like a mild version of "Heartbreak Hotel".
94Jul23 7:01 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
And do you rEALLY trust the Lone Palm restaurant? Taco Bell anyone?
94Jul23 2:18 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Lone Palm...somewhere you go when you're lonely.
94Jul23 5:07 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
And you have a giant bean-pod canoe...
LAW] read
94Jul16 5:29 pm from Psyche
"May contain an occasional seed." i LOVE that.
94Jul16 5:49 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
WARNING: Pepsi-Cola may make you burp. Drink carefully.
94Jul16 6:09 pm from Sputnik
WARNING: sticking watermelon seeds up your nose, may cause starnge and
unusual growths and irritations of the nasal cavity.
94Jul16 7:27 pm from Hobgoblin
My dad stuck carrots up his nose one night at dinner and then blew them out.
94Jul16 9:59 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
Did he pass on his many traits to you through that wonderful DNA stuff?
94Jul16 11:59 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
My dad never does cool stuff like that!!!
Wraith's the type of guy who wears his watch backwards, if you know what I
mean.
94Jul17 1:33 am from Psyche
GOD, I need to confront your dad about that one.
94Jul17 7:22 am I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
You mean Wraith grazes on the other side of the fence?
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
94Jul17 11:12 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
What are you doing up at 6:30, mike?
94Jul17 1:08 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
I was leaving messages on Gooble. How about you, Yacub?
94Jul17 5:26 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I was sleeping.
94Jul17 8:50 pm from Psyche
Those belly dancers were so neat.
94Jul17 9:17 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Huh?
94Jul17 10:09 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
yeah goddamn it!!
94Jul17 10:09 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Grin.
94Jul17 11:29 pm from Hobgoblin
And so was the tourist with the stick in her mouth and the pervert guy.
94Jul18 7:20 am I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Huh?
94Jul18 8:27 am from Psyche
I bet Void was the pervert guy.
94Jul18 12:30 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Yep. Tights and all.
94Jul18 3:23 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
What??!??! I am not a guy!! And most certainly not a pervert. Well not all the
time. (EG)
94Jul18 7:08 pm from Hobgoblin
Oooo, hu hu, erotic.
94Jul19 12:31 am I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
She's a cyber-fantasy.
94Jul19 4:56 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Feisty this one is, ain't she.
94Jul19 10:04 am from Sputnik
grimace.
94Jul19 12:59 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
mayor mccheese.
94Jul19 5:12 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Classify and file away. The Void must be labeled and packed away because she
is not one of us.
94Jul19 7:44 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
Luminary's the type of guy that likes to keep his pencil sharp all the time,
if you know what I mean.
94Jul19 9:15 pm from Sputnik
I know what you mean.
94Jul19 10:12 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Wraith's the type of guy who always orders his salad dressing on the side, if
ya catch my drift.
94Jul19 11:31 pm Nacho, Nacho Hat from Mike Swanson
We must hate what we do not understand.
94Jul20 12:31 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
I'd like to stick my dick in Void's cunt, that's for sure. Hey, do you have a
phone number, Void?
94Jul20 6:12 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
No. She uses the payphone on the corner to bbs with. Woe. I've had this
Vons thing of presliced "marble creme cake" in a drawer in my room for about a
week maybe and it isn't even moldy. It must be twinky quality.
94Jul20 9:58 am Rubber biscuits from Mike Swanson
Nothing like standing in a phone booth with your laptop and 300 baud acoustic
modem. That's stylin'. Alternative. Refreshing in a non-mainstream way.
R80. It's so damned cool that later on you'll be cruising State Street in
your jalopy and scamming, coming to a stop near the closed-down video game
store, pressing your nose against the glass and whimpering.
Off to Burger King! Boy it's gonna be GREAT when you're 21 so you won't have
to be carded! Then you can cruise the bars and watch people drink till they
barf. Life is great.
94Jul20 10:55 am from Hobgoblin
Isn't it? I like it.
94Jul20 2:14 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Ho ho! Hey Yacub, my phone number is...wait the Weather service just called,
Hell froze back over.
94Jul20 3:16 pm from Sputnik
duh
94Jul20 4:04 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Wacky.
94Jul20 4:35 pm Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
Hell froze back over? I think you're fairly confused.
94Jul20 5:05 pm This is from Zeylan
I think maybe Void froze over.
94Jul20 7:05 pm from Hobgoblin
If we could be so lucky.
94Jul21 3:03 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Freezer burn.
94Jul21 5:39 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Sanetan could kick Satan's ass anyday. He's so R80, that Sanetan guy.
94Jul21 9:12 am A Little Modern Art from Yacub
He's a sweet guy.
94Jul21 1:24 pm from Hobgoblin
Ain't he?
94Jul21 3:56 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Yes I have little ice crystals hanging from my extremities. And excuse that.
That was an old joke.
94Jul21 8:20 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
LoS: Could you imagine the SaneTan thing spreading all over. Scary thought.
94Jul21 11:35 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I'd love to walk down the street and see a flyer for a gathering of the Church
of Saneton. That'd be hilarious.
94Jul22 5:35 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
And Wraith could take credit for inventing the name. Sanetan sat by himself
in Algebra class. He's such a loner.
94Jul22 11:40 am Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
B I G FUCK. DiE.
94Jul22 4:02 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Whhooop, big fucking wow. Like you were actually there for the class! Let's
see, out of a semester of class, you were perhaps there for...3 weeks.
94Jul22 11:45 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I'm listening to "Sailing the Seas of Cheese" right now.
94Jul23 7:02 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Spying on your gay neighbors again Lumie?
94Jul23 8:28 am from Sputnik
Thats wacky! Wahahaha
94Jul23 9:21 am from Hobgoblin
I'm listening to my cat lick out of the Ice Cream bowl that I ate my breakfast
ice cream in. Don't yuou all care?
94Jul23 10:14 am from Sputnik
hahaha
94Jul23 11:44 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
All together now! NO! As apposed to dinner ice cream?
94Jul23 2:19 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Cats are "furry, yet soft"
--M.S.
94Jul23 5:08 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Cats are tasty, yet mild.
Luminary's Dilema> read
94Jul15 9:04 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
But it wasn't subtle, you see, that's the twist.
94Jul15 11:36 am from Psyche
Wacky wacky wacky.
94Jul15 10:08 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
Or be more direct and say, "You stupid monkey's ass. You're so goddamn
stupid, I could give you a lobotomy and you'd still have the i.q. of my ass."
A little less subtle, though.
94Jul16 9:44 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
You use 'ass' more than once, though, so it loses something.
94Jul16 10:20 am from Hobgoblin
Yes, this is true.
94Jul16 2:22 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
It lacks that certain oomph.
94Jul16 5:12 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
Umph.
94Jul16 5:12 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
Just kick them in the balls for the umph.
94Jul16 5:29 pm from Psyche
That certain je ne sais quoi.
94Jul16 5:50 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
That certain pizzazz. Savoir Faire.
94Jul16 6:10 pm from Sputnik
eu...eu...je suis fou.
94Jul16 10:00 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
I hate teachers with lines they always say. Especially language teachers.
94Jul16 11:59 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Savior Faire is everywhere.
94Jul17 1:33 am from Psyche
KTYD's on a roll tonight.
94Jul17 7:22 am I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Umm-hmm.
94Jul17 7:22 am I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
There's no need to fear, Underdog is here.
94Jul17 9:28 am from Hobgoblin
What are underoos?
94Jul17 11:13 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
I'm going to get an underdog bumper sticker.
94Jul17 11:13 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
Oh, hey, I've got a picture of Danger Mouse if you want it.
94Jul17 5:26 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Really? What does it look like? Where'd you get it?
94Jul17 10:09 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
What is your dilemma Luminary?? Perhaps i could help if you have not already
been.
94Jul18 12:24 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
My original dilemia was that I heard that my name was used in a book
co-written by Larry Niven and someone else. It surprised me because I made up
my name myself, and have never read any of Niven's work. So I wondered if he
took my name or if he also thought it up on his own. I'm still working on
locating the book.
94Jul18 8:28 am from Psyche
Jesus.
94Jul18 9:40 am from Sputnik
give it up.
94Jul18 12:30 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Put it to rest.
94Jul18 3:30 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
interesting. Well it is not surprising. People often have the same thoughts.
Although it is disturbing because it makes you feel not as unique. But then
again it may be your psychic twin. One can always just think that it means the
other person must be as cool as themselves, if you really need comfort. Smile.
But alas. Who informed you of this book? I shall ask around a little.
94Jul18 4:22 pm from Sputnik
Stop saying smile.
94Jul18 5:03 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Well what would you have me say? grin? Mouth spasm of happiness? Do tell.
94Jul18 7:09 pm from Hobgoblin
Smile I smile just smile had smile sex. Hu hu hu hu.
94Jul18 8:39 pm This is from Zeylan
How about not throwing verbs in the middle of statements. Fart. I don't see
the point. It makes little sense. Undulate.
94Jul18 10:09 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Gyrate. Well, hey, Void asked, so I told her... Sheesh, you guys are
obsessive about that thing. Two seperate friends of mine (Cheshire Cat and
Aubvry the Greek) told me that they did, indeed, see my name in a co-authored
Larry Nivens book... It was the name of some spaceship or something.
94Jul19 5:00 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Calm down a little, he was asked and he answered in a rather short response.
It's not like he went off for a page or two.
94Jul19 5:13 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Well why don't they have the book then?
94Jul19 7:45 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
Yeah, not like you, you dumb shit.
94Jul19 10:13 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Be nice, Wraith. Void, they haven't bought the book yet, they just saw it
somewhere. The details are sketchy, but I'm very curious to see if it's
really in there.
94Jul20 12:33 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
I wonder what it would be like to live life as an epileptic.
94Jul20 6:16 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
And, just for the fun of playing with words, I wonder what a quadriparaplegic
would look like? and how can one be missing 8 limbs?
94Jul20 9:58 am Rubber biscuits from Mike Swanson
Octopus.
94Jul20 2:14 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Righto!
94Jul20 4:36 pm Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
Siames Twins.
94Jul21 3:03 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Perceptive! :>
94Jul21 5:40 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
A dog?
94Jul21 9:13 am A Little Modern Art from Yacub
Oh, gross. I just remembered something really nasty.
94Jul21 9:45 am Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
stoREE stoREE stoREE
94Jul21 3:57 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Um do tell?
94Jul21 11:36 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Nasty things can be entertaining. Oh hey! Speaking of which! I saw a bunch
of records by Divine the other day. Wow! It was scary. :>
94Jul22 11:41 am Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
Divine did records? Wow, where did you see thtem?
94Jul22 3:34 pm Senseless cruelty from Leqi-Unninni
Yeah, where? I have heard a few songs by him/her. They're wonderiffic.
94Jul22 4:03 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
I saw Elvis the other day. he was pissed that his daughter married Michael
Jackson.
94Jul22 6:22 pm from Psyche
I'm chewing ice, la la la.
94Jul22 7:03 pm from Hobgoblin
Your teeth are going to fall out, la la la.
94Jul22 8:20 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
I promise that I will reveal myself and meet all of you before I return to
Palm Beach in a few weeks. All will be revealed then.
94Jul22 8:43 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Oh no.
94Jul22 11:46 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Plastic Passion has a bug bunch o' Divine records.
94Jul23 7:06 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Oh, I'm big alright.
94Jul23 9:21 am from Hobgoblin
Hm.
94Jul23 11:44 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Hey! Stop thinking about my penis! Sick fuck.
94Jul23 2:19 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
A sick fuck. Yeah, probably.
The Love Tunnel> read
94Jul18 8:28 am from Psyche
It can't be Erin, because she just does NOT do this sort of thing. It's her
soul mate, though.
94Jul18 10:28 am from Hobgoblin
Ahem.
94Jul18 12:31 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Why is Hobgoblin tapping his foot and looking disdainfully at us?
94Jul18 3:34 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Well. I do not know Erin so I can not judge if that is a compliment or not to
be her soul mate. But I am not looking for any other beings to be close to
now. I simply am standing back from life until I can assimilate it.
94Jul18 4:22 pm from Sputnik
hmmmm
94Jul18 4:49 pm from Psyche
Are you in the process of individuating, Ellen?
94Jul18 5:04 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
No I am in the process of dealing with grief Psyche my dear.
94Jul18 7:09 pm from Hobgoblin
Why, what has happened?
94Jul18 7:27 pm from Psyche
Are you one of those people who needs a little self-actualization?
94Jul18 8:40 pm This is from Zeylan
How about self-mutilation?
94Jul18 10:10 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
You guys don't pay attention to things.
94Jul19 12:33 am I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
It's this damned ringing in my ears. Plus, I have to fend off the pink
elephants.
94Jul19 5:07 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
That'll do it. Lumie: No shit. Are they suffering from massive brain
hemorrhage or something? And jee, I thought it was TOTALLY obvious that it
was due to a recent loss due to death of a lover. I use lover because I don't
know that status that they were at. It sounds like a boyfriend or even a
fiance, but not quite a husband. What do ya say, shall we clue them in or
just let them hang in the grips of naiveness?
94Jul19 9:27 am from Psyche
Let me hang. You. And you. Lummy and you. ahahahha
94Jul19 1:03 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
It's probably better that certain individuals stay ignorant about the whole
thing. Even if they did manage to figure it out, they still wouldn't care.
And I doubt that Void would appreciate flack and cruelty from them.
94Jul19 5:16 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Fiance. And since I am trying to leave this at the door. I shalel be general
and brief. My fiance died on May 6th from blood loss due to knife wounds in
his stomach and a bullet in his left shoulder and a bullet thru the chest. If
you want more. You will have to wait. And then talk to me about it on Gaiasys
because it is not welcome here.
94Jul19 7:45 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
Cattle Mutilations are Up this month in Virginia.
94Jul19 8:16 pm from Psyche
If my fiance died in my arms, the last thing I would do is go blabbing about
it on a BBS to strangers I don't know when they obviously don't take me
seriously.
94Jul19 8:36 pm from Hobgoblin
Void, you're so full of shit that you're "spit is brown."
94Jul19 8:36 pm from Hobgoblin
What the fuck. I just can;'t the you're thing right today.
94Jul19 10:15 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
That's sad, Void.
94Jul20 12:36 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
OH MY FUCKING GOD! You tell me I'm stupid when I say something, and then
repeat it on here.... you're SO FUCKING FILLED WITH SHIT you... you... you...
uh... hehe.
94Jul20 6:24 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Psyche: When someone goes through something drastic and as scary and as
painful as something like that, they tend to feel a need to tell about it
after a period of time. No matter how shameful or painful it is. You just
get a need to let it out. No matter who it is, or even if they are listening
or even care or not. Negativity not intended, but if you want it to be then
let it.
94Jul20 10:57 am from Hobgoblin
Hey, I put it in quotes. Hahahah.
94Jul20 12:44 pm from Psyche
Oh, shut up.
94Jul20 2:16 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
No what LoS spoke is true. I did need to be able to talk about it. Now I am
done. God damn people. Did I not say I would tell you all once and that is
all? And was I not asked to tell? Hogoblin. Read a little more before you go
flapping that lip of yours.
94Jul20 4:36 pm Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
Don't you have any REAL friends to open up to?
94Jul20 5:06 pm This is from Zeylan
Void, I FEEL your pain. Sorta. Okay, not really.
94Jul20 6:00 pm from Sputnik
Thats MY action. mine mine mine. But not really.
94Jul20 7:07 pm from Hobgoblin
Void, I've heard it all before. You're full of it.
94Jul21 5:42 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
It, eh?
94Jul21 9:13 am A Little Modern Art from Yacub
You stupid motherfucker. You can drive now, can't you? Go find a cliff.
94Jul21 1:24 pm from Hobgoblin
We'll give you some money.
94Jul21 4:00 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Yes Yacub but for some perverse reason I simply like to post here and bask in
the wonderfully healing glow of oyur cynicism. I am sure you do not intend it
to help but it does. I adore watching all my pain being treated as such. It
shakes me up a little and when it all settles down, it's gone. Do you not
wonder why I keep calling here when all i get is mocked and insulted and
disbelieved?
94Jul21 8:22 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
Feel my pain.
94Jul21 10:01 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
I need my pain.
94Jul21 11:37 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Pianist?
94Jul22 5:41 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Void must be one of those little water filled thingies that you shake up and
it snows on a little figure inside it. Does that mean we're going to shaker
her up a bunch then get bored of our new little toy and then put it away and
forget about it?
94Jul22 9:18 am Rockin' the Casbah from Sputnik
perhaps
94Jul22 10:23 am from Psyche
Euhhhhhh
94Jul22 11:41 am Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
I wasn't talking to you, Void...
94Jul22 12:54 pm from Hobgoblin
Paranoia.
94Jul22 3:35 pm Senseless cruelty from Leqi-Unninni
So is Void real? I feel sorry for her if so.
94Jul22 4:03 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Well, I did cut off her arm yesterday for an appetizer.
94Jul22 5:59 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
That is true he did. It is quite a burden typing with one arm. And LoS. I
beleive you should reverse that statement. I come here, get shaken up a bunch,
and then tire of my new little toy and stop calling.
94Jul22 6:23 pm from Psyche
I mean, it's so FUN to chew ice.
94Jul22 7:04 pm from Hobgoblin
But you'll be happy with cavities.
94Jul22 8:21 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
It's very bad for your teeth. The problem is the cold makes your teeth more
vulnerable to damage. Sucking on ice is OK.
94Jul22 8:43 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
I like crushed ice better.
94Jul22 11:47 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I like melted ice.
94Jul23 7:09 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Mike, we all know that Ice is really what you like to suck on.
94Jul23 7:11 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
DICK, that's what i was getting at okay? BIG FUCKING PENII! THAT'S WHAT I
WAS REFERRING TO, GOD DAMN YOU!! Film at 11. Bad aftertaste at 10:59.
94Jul23 9:22 am from Hobgoblin
Hu hu.
94Jul23 10:27 am Moof! from Mike Swanson
The boy's a real laugh riot. I guess when you spend 3 hours at a time on-line
you can think up witty repartee like that. "Huh huh hu uh you suck Ice huh
huh uh."
94Jul23 1:11 pm This is from Zeylan
It takes him the whole three hours to come up with it, too.
94Jul23 1:39 pm Moof! from Mike Swanson
Takes him a while to find each key on the keyboard.
94Jul23 2:20 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
I think he's the type of guy that likes to fondle his keyboard a bit too much.
94Jul23 5:17 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I think he's the kind of guy who stores perishable meats in his disk drive.
Mike's Dilemma> read
94Jul13 4:23 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
It sounds illegal. How is this for a commercial...(I saw it on tv the other
day) Coors Light. Because coffee is nASTy after volleyball. WTF? Now
there ishumor in what I talked about in the last room.
94Jul13 9:58 am Let me in, wings from Psyche
ahahahaHAHAAHahhahahahzhahahhaAHAHAHAHAH the poor hot dogs. the HUMANITY!
94Jul13 11:14 am from Hobgoblin
ahh, the memories of art class. I wish I had been able to put that up. It
woudl have attracted so many people to the hot dog lunch.
94Jul13 1:10 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
Art class smelled bad.
94Jul14 11:00 am Let me in, wings from Sykie
Yeah. I was walking by Aaron Brothers Art Mart the other day and it smelled SO
BAD inside.
94Jul14 12:19 pm from Sputnik
Goodness gracious!!
94Jul14 1:46 pm from Hobgoblin
Jimmeny Cricket!
94Jul14 2:23 pm Dristan Gardens from Yacub
I wish I could run for hours and hours and hours and then become a tree.
94Jul14 3:34 pm from Psyche
I wouldn't like to be a PERMANENT tree, though. But to be able to be one for a
while, like a were-tree would be nice.
94Jul14 6:10 pm from Sputnik
Or a were-cloud.
94Jul14 8:28 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
All those goddamn artists and things. stinks up the whole place.
94Jul15 9:05 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
That would be nice. All this would be nice. Doing almost anything new and
impossible would be fun, even if it were just to turn into a bit of shit.
94Jul15 11:36 am from Psyche
Let's fuck shit up.
94Jul15 10:10 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
Well, I could take you litterally, but nah...
94Jul16 9:45 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
Whatever happened to protesting, just protesting, because it's saturday, and
there's nothing else to do?
94Jul16 5:29 pm from Psyche
Come together right now over me.
94Jul16 5:50 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Sounds good, I think.
94Jul16 10:00 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
Song.
94Jul17 12:00 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
What was that supposed to mean? Hmm... bizarre images.
94Jul17 1:33 am from Psyche
Song.
94Jul17 11:14 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
Psyche's was the Beatles, mine was King Missile... "Ed was at the end of his
rope. An expression he detested. "THere is no rope!" HE would scream..."
94Jul17 8:51 pm from Psyche
Nothing is better than this.
94Jul17 10:14 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
OH dear. We do seem to be having a lot of dilemmas. Well Mike if your dilemma
has not already been solved, please let me know if I can help in any way.
94Jul18 12:25 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
He was just making fun of my dilemma. But hey! That's alright.
94Jul18 3:35 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
I suppose it is.
94Jul19 5:08 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
And never was.
94Jul19 5:16 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Um exactly? I don't quite follow.
94Jul19 7:46 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
Quit following people. One day, someone's going to turn around and shoot you.
94Jul20 12:37 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
Wraith: Beano.
94Jul20 6:31 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Void, I was referring to Mike's dilemma. It wasn't a dilemma, it was a
mockery, and thus it never was. So when you said, "I suppose it is." It
being Mike's dilemma, I then said, "and it never was." It again, being mike's
dilemma.
94Jul20 9:59 am Rubber biscuits from Mike Swanson
I think I have a new dilemma.
94Jul20 10:58 am from Hobgoblin
Rubber biscuits? What a dilemma. Anyway. There's a store on the way to Mt.
Whitney called Beano.
94Jul20 2:17 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Yes yes. Shut up.
94Jul20 3:31 pm from Psyche
Jessi ELLIE Bowman is so...euh.......je ne sais quoi.
94Jul20 4:37 pm Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
Mount Whitey.
94Jul20 6:01 pm from Sputnik
Pikes Peak.
94Jul20 7:07 pm from Hobgoblin
Hey, I'll be there soon!
94Jul21 3:07 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
You spuds are predictable sometimes. Well, okay, I was just referring to
Psyche, with her all-purpose French comment. And anybody who doesn't get the
rubber biscuit reference has got no soul.
94Jul21 5:46 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Come to think of it, we could have taken Capri's soul. Everybody wants
prosthetic foreheads on their real heads.
94Jul21 8:37 am from Psyche
Oh GAWD! you guys were with Capri?! It figures, it just ALL FALLS IN TO PLACE.
94Jul21 9:14 am A Little Modern Art from Yacub
*click*
94Jul21 9:45 am Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
)dazzle(
94Jul21 4:01 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Where did you get Bowman? It's Clavering. I already said so. Ah I keep falling
into your little traps. NO I will not defend myself.
94Jul21 5:00 pm from Psyche
Ah, Jessica Ellen Clavering. Shit.
94Jul21 6:05 pm "Razzle-dazzle" from Sputnik
hahhahahahha
94Jul21 6:55 pm Yeah yeah from Airaly
I could ahve told ou that! that is what it says on her reg on gaia.
94Jul21 8:22 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
We were ALL with Capri....nevermind.
94Jul21 11:38 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Well well! After she caught sight of Aubvry's giant pod/canoe, she forgot
about the rest of us.
94Jul22 5:44 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Untill I held the pod o damnation and plotted to take over the world.
94Jul22 11:42 am Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
Why, why why?
94Jul22 12:55 pm from Hobgoblin
Oh wow, if her Gaiasys registry says it, it must be true.
94Jul22 4:04 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
You traitor, you javelined the phallic bean sheath into the playground, where
many little kids will take advantage of it.
94Jul22 11:48 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Much to their delight, no doubt.
94Jul23 7:12 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Drinks from the chalice of Sanetan anyone?
94Jul23 9:22 am from Hobgoblin
Canyon of Jesus Christ. I'm going back there one day.
94Jul23 11:45 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
To die? Soon? Please?
94Jul23 2:20 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Inside joke time!
94Jul23 5:17 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Bean-pod!
Space> read
94Jul10 11:34 pm POGS ROT THE MIND! from Wraith
I believe the record for being struck by lightening was 7. You know, by the
fourth time, I'd probably would think I had a large antenna and golf course
follwing me around everywhere I go.
94Jul11 11:09 am from Hobgoblin
I know the guy who's in the Guiness book for that. He lives in SB.
94Jul11 3:22 pm from Charlotte Sometimes
"Mom, when I grow up, I want to be famous!" --lightening man as a child
(mistake #1)
94Jul11 11:45 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
Would you put your foot in someone elses shoe without a sock on? Use a condom.
94Jul12 4:09 pm Dristan Gardens from Yacub
HEhe.
94Jul13 5:35 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Hob. I think you are mistaken. The guy lives in Montana or some place like
that. He is a park ranger. I've seen a documentary on him. So HA!
94Jul13 9:39 am join me from GREAT CTHULHU
What does that have to do with condoms?
94Jul13 10:39 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
I'm sitting here and wondering why.
94Jul13 11:26 am from Hobgoblin
No, LoS, you are MISTAKEN. Sorry, I'm not going to argue with you because I
know I am right. Take your documentary and shove it up your asshole.
94Jul13 1:10 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
Condoms and Assholes.
94Jul14 6:32 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
I have the Guinness book right here. His name is Roy C. Sullivan, Virginia
Park Ranger. He died in 1983 when he commited suicide. Sure your family
knows him. No, really! I believe you.
94Jul14 10:42 am from Hobgoblin
You're so full of crap. How bout this. I'll dig up my copy that he signed
because he's my dad's patient. How bout it?
94Jul14 10:42 am from Hobgoblin
And he's not dead.
94Jul14 10:42 am from Hobgoblin
And his name isn't roy sullivan. Maybe you have an old book or somethign.
94Jul14 8:28 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
Maybe there were TWO people that got struck by lightning 7 times. Stupid
fuckshits.
94Jul17 4:45 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
That must be it. My book is from 1987 and it did say that he was the ONLY
one. But I guess another guy has been struck by lightning just as many
times. And that is straight out of the book. So don't say I'm wrong. Say
Guinness is wrong.
94Jul17 9:34 am from Hobgoblin
Oh. Joy.
94Jul17 11:28 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
(I believe in)
94Jul17 10:46 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
what peace there is in nothingness.
94Jul17 10:46 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Are there any opals in here??
94Jul18 12:39 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Opals are pretty.
94Jul18 8:38 am from Psyche
(and she was)
94Jul18 9:55 am from Sputnik
Hey hey hey hey hey hey
94Jul18 5:19 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Yea! You must be lovely if you think opals are pretty. Black opals are my
favorite.
94Jul18 10:45 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Opals look like glowing aural fires.
94Jul19 9:36 am from Psyche
How.......profound.
94Jul19 11:08 am from Sputnik
that was.........beautiful, lil lum.
94Jul19 6:08 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Yes! They do, don't they? When I was a little one, I used to call them the
Fire stone because I thought that the light in them was from a fire trapped in
the stone. I am beginning to enjoy these one line sarcastic bitter reactions.
94Jul19 6:08 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Shut up Void.
94Jul19 7:46 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
Void's the type of girl that likes to lick postage stamps too many times a
day...
94Jul19 8:55 pm from Hobgoblin
Insane.
94Jul19 9:32 pm Hahahhaha from Sputnik
no. just crazy
94Jul19 10:56 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Void's the kind of girl who weighs apples in the scale at the store before she
buys them, if you know what I mean.
94Jul19 11:32 pm Nacho, Nacho Hat from Mike Swanson
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
94Jul19 11:32 pm Nacho, Nacho Hat from Mike Swanson
If you know what I mean. And I think you do.
94Jul20 1:30 am Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
I'm glad I'm potty trained.
94Jul20 9:59 am Rubber biscuits from Mike Swanson
Well, it is nice not to have shit dripping from your pants anymore.
94Jul20 11:21 am from Hobgoblin
HAhahhahaahahahaha. That made me laugh.
94Jul20 2:55 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Hobgoblin. Blow off. The kind of girl who weighs apples before she buys them?
hahahhah.
94Jul20 3:48 pm from Psyche
Piss off, you bloody yankee.
94Jul20 4:54 pm Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
Haha! MIKE!
94Jul20 8:20 pm from Hobgoblin
Void, don't be so negative. Remember, you're not a negative person.
94Jul21 9:33 am A Little Modern Art from Yacub
I've got new underwear with loony tunes on them.
94Jul21 9:45 am Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Hot damn.
94Jul21 4:27 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
I can be anything I please Hob.
94Jul21 8:23 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
I don't know, but I'm pretty sure he's the type of guy that enjoys tying his
shoes a little too much.
94Jul21 10:01 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
If you know what I mean.
94Jul21 10:01 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
94Jul22 12:15 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I hear that he's the kind of guy who wears white socks with his dress shoes...
If you see what I'm saying.
94Jul22 7:05 am Words in the Dark from Lack of Sleep
What ever fills your bladder.
94Jul22 7:36 am Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
Whatever extends your ironing board.
94Jul22 12:15 pm Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
I've worn white socks with dress shoes before.
94Jul22 1:20 pm from Hobgoblin
Ooo. Don't be cynical on us now, Void. You are always calling me cynical and
you don't wanna be negative and cynical like me. HAAHwhhwahawhawWAHWAHWA
WHAT A JOKE.
94Jul22 4:05 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Wherever you'd like to shove your long pulsing hollow palm frond sheath is
fine.
94Jul23 12:32 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Whatever burns your spider web.
94Jul23 11:02 am Not STAN, Satan from Satan Boy
Wraith sucks
94Jul23 2:21 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
We seem to be mighty anti Wraith today. Maybe you should talk to Sanetan.
94Jul23 5:35 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Sanetan will straighten you out.
Peace and Love> read
94Jul17 10:16 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Spam burger ham burger! Content seems to be what one can be with life. Live
for what you may get and treaure them like opals in your collection. You will
always have a special section in your mind's museum for them. So nothing is
ever really lost to you. It is always there, and lives on in you, even if it
has left the realm we know. Memories are forever.
94Jul18 12:26 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Maybe it is a totally new person.
94Jul18 12:27 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
But I wonder. Some themes keep re-appearing... And ultimately, people cannot
change their personalities enough so that they are not recognizeable,
especially on the boards if that is their soul account.
94Jul18 9:42 am from Sputnik
shut up luminary.
94Jul18 3:40 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Sigh. I see I am going to have a problem proving that I am Jessica Ellen.
Especially since I have not a clue about who I am being compared with. Could I
not jsut be similiar to some person and therefore this is why I seem familiar?
94Jul18 8:42 pm This is from Zeylan
Pardon me, everyone, I'm sorry, but I have to step in here and ask something.
Does anyone really give a shit? I mean, please tell me we don't have to make
her PROVE she's Jessica Ellen, whoever the fuck that is. It's not like she's
someone famous, or even important. Fuck, I'm gone for a few days and everyone
falls apart.
94Jul18 9:26 pm from Pusher O' Pussy
I've got to fart (phuee, purt!) Aaah!
94Jul18 10:13 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Sputnik, if you can't say something nice, then shut your drooling, foaming,
blithering, alternative-wanna-be, crowd-following, uncreative, mob-mentality
bleating sheep-boy mouth.
94Jul19 12:34 am I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Kids, kids, kids. DOn't make me come up there.
94Jul19 5:14 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Don't mind him. He's just not up at our level. We're above him. And why are
bodily functions so funny? Oh and Pimp Pusher O' Pocket Pussy, thanks for the
audio imagery.
94Jul19 7:16 am from Pusher O' Pussy
(squirtle) Sure thing, Sleep.
94Jul19 9:28 am from Psyche
Speak, SPutnik! And may your words be inspired!
94Jul19 10:13 am from Sputnik
Ill say whatever I goddamn want to you its-only-good-if-its-weird-and-wacky,
republican, self-proclaimed nerd, the kid I picked on in elementary school and
beat up and stole his lunch money from. hu hu. Arent I cool. Im SO good at
insulting. Just like mr Coremaster is. Luminary, you semm so hung up on
being "happy" and "Nice." why dont you practice what you preach, huh? And
yes. This is true. I often drool, and foam at the mouth. How'd you know?
wow. "CANT FOOL A PSYCHIC", eh? And yes. I do bleat. VEry well actually.
And I am a sheep, I am a crowd follwer. But then again, who isnt? what did
I say anyway to make you all fiesty? Are you showing off for Jessica Ellen?
I wouldnt doubt it.
94Jul19 10:36 am from Hobgoblin
Luminary..... I'm saddened.
94Jul19 1:06 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Sorry Hob. I was just contemplating up there, and Sputnik told me to shut
up. And it annoyed me beyond belief because there was absolutly no reason for
him to do that. So I decided to attack him a little bit.
It's kind of funny, though..
Sorry Sputnik. I should have just ignored you.
94Jul19 5:19 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Leave me out of your problems whatever they are. Listen to Zeylan since you
all love him so much. He's right. Just stop giving a shit and let me post. I
coulkd not possibly be that much trouble.
94Jul19 5:19 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Besides. If I were not here, who would you have to attack. Boards are boring
if there is not some sort of animosity going on I suppose.
94Jul19 7:47 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
Oh shaddup. We attack whoever we fucking feel like.
94Jul19 9:19 pm from Sputnik
HAHAHHAHAHAHA LUMINARY! SHUT UP! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHHAHA ::kicking
lummy like one of those mean kids in grade school::: I DID have a fucking
reason to tell you to shut up. Casue it was annoying to read all your little
rants on about" hmm dum de dum Who could Void be? wacky wacky wacky!?
(g) Hhmmm no. it couldnt be charlotte. dum de dum. " gawd. I
repetez. shut up. Thank you.
94Jul19 9:20 pm from Sputnik
And that message sounded angry. But it wasnt. You dont get me angry, Jason.
You just make me laugh. Sometimes you cause me pity. But thats all.
smile. (g)
94Jul19 10:16 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
You took all the time to write that. I must have a big influence on you,
Sputnik.
94Jul19 11:33 pm Nacho, Nacho Hat from Mike Swanson
I have to give credit to Wraith. He's fitting in quite nicely here.
94Jul20 12:40 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
Hey Mike, can I have a blowjob?
94Jul20 6:36 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
No, BD.
94Jul20 9:19 am from Sputnik
YES Lummy, you influence me SO much. How'd ya know? oh oh oh OH>>I KNOW!!
"CANT FOOL A PSYCHIC!!!!!!"" wahah
94Jul20 10:00 am Rubber biscuits from Mike Swanson
Never have given any, I'm sure I'd be inadequate at the task.
94Jul20 10:59 am from Hobgoblin
Taken out of context, those last messages were pretty funny.
94Jul20 12:45 pm from Psyche
Sputnik is a comedian. A Prophet for the 90's. (((GGG)))
94Jul20 2:18 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Voice of his cynical generation no less.
94Jul20 3:17 pm from Sputnik
HAHAHHAHAAH STOP THIS NOW! hahahahahahahahahhahaahahahhahahahahah
94Jul20 3:31 pm from Psyche
giggle
94Jul20 4:04 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Sputnik: Andrew Dice Clay for the 1990s.
94Jul20 4:37 pm Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
Sorry Mike, I don't know what got into me there.
94Jul20 6:01 pm from Sputnik
Mike, I dont understan?
94Jul20 7:10 pm from Hobgoblin
Gigglefuck
94Jul21 3:08 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Sputnik: Disgruntled postal worker for the 90's.
94Jul21 9:14 am A Little Modern Art from Yacub
Somebody explain to me why they send mail by boat.
94Jul21 10:06 am from Psyche
Because you didn't write "Par Avion" on the envelope.
94Jul21 10:24 am from Sputnik
Liul Lummy: One of those mimes you see in LA standing on a box.
94Jul21 1:25 pm from Hobgoblin
Exactly. AIR MAIL needs to be written, not BOAT MAIL
94Jul21 4:01 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
hahahhahah.
94Jul21 8:24 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
Mike: I've been here ever since Gooble started, just had some config problems
which limited my postings.
94Jul21 10:02 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
Who the hell is sending mail by boat? Jeez.
94Jul21 11:40 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I should start writing "Boat Mail" on all my letters.
94Jul22 5:46 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Does Boat mail even exist? I really don't think it does.
94Jul22 11:44 am Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
Of course it does, even though it doesn't cost more to write AIR MAIL on a
letter, but why? It takes three weeks for a letter to get from England to
here via SE MAIL but why? Why do they even do it still? Who needs it,
wouldn't it be cheaper to get rid of all the boats and the boat staff? WHY!?
94Jul22 12:57 pm from Hobgoblin
LoS, think a bit. If you have an option to write AIR MAIL on a letter, that
must be that the "default" way of sending letters is... well. Let 's see.
Car? NO. Foot? NO. Pigeon? NO. Boat? YES.
94Jul22 3:37 pm Senseless cruelty from Leqi-Unninni
I prefer pigeon, personally.
94Jul22 4:05 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
I usually like sending my thoughts telepathetically.
94Jul22 6:23 pm from Psyche
I send my henchmen.
94Jul22 8:43 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
I send my stench.
94Jul22 11:49 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Actually, car is the default way of sending letters... Hmm, so is foot, to
some extent.
94Jul23 7:18 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Ah, put a sock in it. Or on it, if you prefer. Actually I prefer to staple
the letter to the first passer by, and then duck tape him to a Boeing 747 and
hope it doesn't fall off into the ocean. The blood stains would wash off.
And we wouldn't want that now would we? Ah shut the fuck up. It's my fucking
letter. I'll send it via net. Any net. doesn't matter. Fish net, hair net,
I DON'T CARE!
94Jul23 9:23 am from Hobgoblin
But Luminary, you can't send a letter from Europe to the America's by car.
94Jul23 9:23 am from Hobgoblin
Americas. Duh.
94Jul23 11:50 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
It almost seems as if he was attacking himself for us. Oh, sorry, for me.
See that he is in the clique so he's safe from the rest of the clique. Hey!
I've got an idea. How about independently thinking? Oh, sorry I didn't mean
to bring up such a radicalistic thought. It must be the equivalent to
proposing devil worshiping to a church council with you guys and your little
clique.
94Jul23 2:21 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
busy busy busy
94Jul23 5:19 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
But what about the intercontinental bridge that they're going to build between
Russia and Alaska? Oh wait, they haven't built it yet. BUT! You can send it
by all three methods, if you plan it out properly. Namely, have a man walking
around inside a mini-van inside a transport jet on top of an aircraft
carrier. The logical solution.
Genghi's Dilema> read
94Jul17 1:09 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Lions and tigers and bears. Oh my.
94Jul17 5:27 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Things that want to kill me.
94Jul17 7:54 pm from Sputnik
You must live on the edge then.
94Jul17 8:52 pm from Psyche
I'm afraid of life going by too fast and me missing it.
94Jul17 9:18 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
I hate when that happens.
94Jul17 10:17 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Dear God. you People do have problems!!! grin.
94Jul18 12:28 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
That's why you should continue to call the boards, Psyche. Life won't pass
you by when you're sitting at the computer for hours on end.
94Jul18 8:29 am from Psyche
You understand what I mean on an intellectual level, but you can't feel what I
mean at ALL.
94Jul18 3:42 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Try me maybe I can feel.
94Jul18 7:28 pm from Psyche
arg grog rog.
94Jul18 10:13 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I wouldn't WANT to feel you, Psyche.
94Jul19 5:18 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Thanks for that lovely thought there Lumie. (cringe) I even got a bad
taste in my mouth. THANK YOU! THANKS A LOT! |]
94Jul19 9:29 am from Psyche
Huh huh. That was so funny I forgot to barf.
94Jul19 9:44 am I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
A real laugh riot.
94Jul19 10:14 am from Sputnik
That was so stupid.
94Jul19 1:07 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Sorry about that, LoS. Didn't mean to ruin your lunch.
94Jul19 5:20 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
hahahah. Delightful.
94Jul19 7:48 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
Stop using those goddamn adjectives.
94Jul19 8:22 pm from Psyche
Simply smashing. I'm so glad that I realized I disliked him.
94Jul19 8:38 pm from Hobgoblin
Umm. So. How buot them dodgers?
94Jul19 10:17 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I saw "Dodger Dogs" at the store the other day. They're hot dogs that are
about 1.5 feet long. Holy Frijolie. It was kind of disgusting.
94Jul19 11:34 pm Nacho, Nacho Hat from Mike Swanson
Splendid.
94Jul20 12:42 am BANK from Yacub
The degeneration in the last three days is startling. Suddenly it's Luminary
& LoS v. Everybody v. Void. Except Zeylan, of course. He's on his own plane.
94Jul20 6:39 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Joy. Luminary, Void, and myself, are no longer a part of the all including
noun, everybody.
94Jul20 11:00 am from Hobgoblin
Leave.
94Jul20 2:19 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Do NOT speak for me LoS. And NO I WILL NOT Wraith. Fuck off. heh.
94Jul20 4:05 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
[scrape scrape scrape scrape]
94Jul20 4:38 pm Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
BANK. POLICE. [scrape]
94Jul20 5:08 pm This is from Zeylan
I'm on a plane now? Oh goody. Where am I going? And where's the stewardess
with the big tits and my bourbon?
94Jul20 6:02 pm from Sputnik
hu hu I bet you wanna suck them. hu huh. There was this stewardess and she
took me into the bathroom on the irplane so I could suk her nipples. hu huh.
94Jul20 7:11 pm from Hobgoblin
Hu hu. Yeah, and she was drunk and a whore, too. not to mention mexican. Hu
hu.
94Jul20 8:49 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
I regret ever telling that story.
94Jul20 10:30 pm from Sputnik
NOW you do. After Ive been scared for life.
94Jul20 10:30 pm from Sputnik
..er...scarred
94Jul20 10:37 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Why? Making a trip to Mexico?
94Jul21 3:11 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
If he wasn't before, he probably is now.
Void: LoS was referring to Yacub's comment, where he said that it was
"Luminary & LoS vs. Everybody vs. Void"... The three of us wern't included in
the all-inclusive word "everybody." He wasn't putting you in a clique, he was
pointing out how we're not part of "everybody," which doesn't make sense
logically. (shrug)
94Jul21 5:52 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Good man. We must not be human or something.
94Jul21 9:15 am A Little Modern Art from Yacub
I'm getting annoyed. Good thing I've got happy music.
94Jul21 9:46 am Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Happy happy joy joy.
94Jul21 1:26 pm from Hobgoblin
I'm humored.
94Jul21 4:02 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Good thing. I can not imagine you cracking a smile. What a marriage.
94Jul21 8:25 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
We are not men...
94Jul21 10:03 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
No, but I have a boatload of dognuts to sell you.
94Jul21 11:41 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
...We are Devo.
94Jul22 5:47 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Are not!
94Jul22 11:47 am Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
You're never seen me. How can you have ANY sort of perceptions about what
sort of person I am? For all you know, I could be black, I could be deaf and
mute, I could have one hand and be living in an insane asylum. I could be a
professor at Stanford, I could even be Bill Fucking Clinton for all you know.
Maybe I'm a guru in india, or a Nepalese teenager. Maybe I have a
sandpainting next to my computer that I've been working on for years, and will
soon finish and blow away. Or maybe I'm just a teenager in Santa Barbara who
smiles a lot and doesn't like the way you type.
94Jul22 12:57 pm from Hobgoblin
Exactly.
94Jul22 1:48 pm acirema from Sputnik
"who smiles a lot"
94Jul22 4:06 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Mike has gotten a fixation with dognuts, ever since I mentioned them...
94Jul22 6:00 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
That was deep Yacub. I liked that.
94Jul22 6:24 pm from Psyche
my gawd. "deep"
94Jul22 7:05 pm from Hobgoblin
What does it all mean
94Jul22 8:22 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
Humor is in repetition.
94Jul22 8:44 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Humor is based on cruelty.
94Jul22 11:50 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Odd, I don't find Hitler particularly funny.
94Jul23 7:21 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Vlad was a hilarious guy. Just ask the Turks. But beware. They are a little
stuck up though.
94Jul23 2:21 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
How can you say Hitler isn't funny?
94Jul23 5:20 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
He played a mean game of kickball.
stuff and junk] read
94Jul15 9:07 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
And it's really scary.
94Jul15 11:16 am from The Wombat
Augh! Woah. I'm GLAD I didn't download it!
94Jul15 10:12 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
Actually, it was Cindy Crawford. Now you know that Bob is Cindy Crawford.
Shhhhh...
94Jul16 12:27 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
You mean Bob is Rodney Dangerfield?
94Jul16 5:12 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
No, Bob is you.
94Jul16 5:30 pm from Psyche
No, Bob is a creative anachronism. He jousts.
94Jul16 5:51 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Bob's never even sniffed a horse.
94Jul16 7:29 pm from Hobgoblin
Bob is not a creative anachronism, he's a creative anachronist.
94Jul16 10:01 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
He is...NRA.
94Jul17 1:34 am from Psyche
No, really. He's a MASTER SWORDSMAN.
94Jul17 9:29 am from Hobgoblin
He's on the fencing team at St. Andrews. I think he's the captain.
94Jul17 11:16 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
He's also a member of the NRA.
94Jul17 10:19 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Stuff and junk. Stuff and junk. Sometimes I wish i had my old attic back at
home in my parent's house. It used to be wonderfully big and filled with at
least two hundred years of my ancester's stuff. It was like a physical
history. I used to play there as child, and wonder amongst all the stuff and
junk seeing memories and history display themselves for me. Childhood was such
a wonderous time. WHen you lose something that makes you who you are, you can
see from a distance all that you were at any stage. It's like a grand tour of
the museum up there. Stuff and junk. How delightful.
94Jul18 8:30 am from Psyche
Aren't you positive.
94Jul18 10:29 am from Hobgoblin
I'm goin to vomit.
94Jul18 12:32 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Clear the way!
94Jul18 3:43 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Positive is not a bad thing. What point is there to being negative?
94Jul18 7:10 pm from Hobgoblin
Who cares. Be negative, be posative. Does it make a big difference? No. Is
the world going to blow up if you say "fuck off?" No.
94Jul18 7:28 pm from Psyche
But is the world going to blow up if a comet hits it? Y ES.
94Jul18 10:14 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
But will the world like you as much if you're negative? Nope. That's why
being positive and polite is incredibly important.
94Jul19 5:20 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Not to mention annoying and dull at times, but no worries.
94Jul19 9:29 am from Psyche
Blah blah blah. Fuck you.
94Jul19 10:16 am from Sputnik
HAHAHAHAHA Jason Poland = HYPOCRITe! "hat's why being positive and polite
is incredibly important. (G)"
94Jul19 10:16 am from Sputnik
Practice what you preach pink boy.
94Jul19 1:09 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I do practice what I preach! I don't attack people unless they attack me
first. And quite often, I just ignore it.
I keep saying I'll stop fighting, but then someone here always attacks
me. Oh well. At least you guys are consistant.
94Jul19 5:23 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Well. Hobgoblin you acutally do seem to care since me being my postive self
apparently ticks you off in some way related to your bitter youth. I do not
liek to be negative anymore. I can not be negative anymore for reasons you do
not want to hear nor care about. So practice what you preach and stop caring.
94Jul19 7:48 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
Negative is Good.
94Jul19 8:22 pm from Psyche
Luminary, pipe down.
94Jul19 8:39 pm from Hobgoblin
Shut up, Void. Really, just shut up. I'm not preaching one fucking thing.
94Jul19 9:22 pm from Sputnik
Jason lies again. sigh. smile. grin.
94Jul19 10:18 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Negativland is good. I should buy some of their albums. Very creative music.
94Jul20 12:45 am Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
I've never heard them. The Raincoats are really good though. It's such happy
music.
94Jul20 6:42 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Peter Murphy's stuff is good also.
94Jul20 2:21 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
I beg to differ Hobgoblin. Try reading the old messsages about how no one
should care. Whether that was preaching or not that was obviously your
opinion. And whyever should I shut up, simply to appease the god of cynicism,
the almighty Hobgoblin? Ha. Marry me.
94Jul20 4:05 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Indigo Eyes.
94Jul20 4:39 pm Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
Peter Murphy was better with Bauhaus.
94Jul20 7:12 pm from Hobgoblin
That was a general statement, Void. I was stating my believes, not forcing
them onto you as you seem to think.
94Jul20 7:12 pm from Hobgoblin
Beliefs. duh.
94Jul21 5:54 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Ahh go fuck a bean pod.
94Jul21 9:15 am A Little Modern Art from Yacub
My believes. Haha!
94Jul21 1:26 pm from Hobgoblin
Hu hu. Fuck a bean pod. Hu hu hu.
94Jul21 4:03 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Well then. Oh nevermind. It is not worth it to me to argue with you.
94Jul21 8:25 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
Fusia
94Jul21 11:42 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
We should've thrown the bean pod and the K-Mart shoes all in a big pile, and
had a bonfire. And we should have sent the giant spider out for a Slurpee
run.
94Jul22 5:50 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
I can picture it doing so. I doubt it would though, considering we burned
it's web. And don't you fucks do that "awwwe poor spider, you're so CRUEL!"
shit.
94Jul22 11:47 am Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
You fuck. You're so STUPID!
94Jul22 12:57 pm from Hobgoblin
He's cool.
94Jul22 4:06 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Well, we did leave many pieces of the cd case all over the street.
94Jul22 6:24 pm from Psyche
Wraith, stop now.
94Jul22 8:44 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
What should I do once I've stopped?
94Jul22 9:46 pm Moof! from Mike Swanson
Stop calling this BBS.
94Jul22 11:07 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Now that would be anti productive.
94Jul22 11:51 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
And anti-social! And we wouldn't want to be anti-social; no, not us. We call
boards, we're social maniacs!
94Jul23 7:24 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
But on here, we're PERFectly normal. WHAT! You don't believe me? Fine
then. Go back to your daily routine of fucking yaks. "You take everything
the wrong way. Anally. Think about it. Pun intended."
94Jul23 9:24 am from Hobgoblin
That's dumb. Whose mouth did that come out of first?
94Jul23 11:52 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Mine. And thank you.
94Jul23 2:22 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
I like to kill people with nail clippers.
94Jul23 5:20 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I like to cut my fingernails with a shotgun.
DDX> read
94Jul19 5:22 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Pardon me while I Ronald McDonald.
94Jul19 10:38 am from Hobgoblin
LoS, that was the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
94Jul19 10:38 am from Hobgoblin
Hu hu, is that like.. highness? hu hu.
94Jul19 1:10 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Hahahahaha I did the exact same thing in another room! Except I wrote "mayor
mccheese" after someone wrote "grimmace".
94Jul19 5:23 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Do you all know each other in person? It seems like this is the case.
94Jul19 7:49 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
Do you think that if we all knew each other...
94Jul19 8:23 pm from Psyche
.....?
94Jul19 8:40 pm from Hobgoblin
Void, why are you asking questions that you already know the answer to?
94Jul19 10:21 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Psyche and Sabin are close friends. Hobgoblin and Yacub have always been
friends. Psyche and Lack of Sleep used to be friends, but now she hates him.
Luminary and Psyche used to be friends, but now she hates him, too. Luminary
and Lack of Sleep have met a couple times, and are on good terms. Luminary
and Wraith are on good terms, but have never met. Psyche and Sabin have
recently met Hobgoblin and Andy, and do lots of social things together.
Luminary used to do that, when he was on good terms with Psyche, but not much
anymore. Nobody knows who Mike is, but we all like him. And Zeylan's an
enigma.
94Jul19 11:36 pm Nacho, Nacho Hat from Mike Swanson
Damned good synopsis. Give the boy a Tootsie Roll.
94Jul20 12:47 am Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
Aaah! Why am I the only on who gets the REAL NAME TREATMENT?
94Jul20 6:47 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
because you're special. Well mayybe not, no matter. And Kia is friends with
most everyone, and has met Zeylan, and the use to be friends but haven't
conversed in a while.
94Jul20 9:21 am from Sputnik
hmmmm
94Jul20 11:02 am from Hobgoblin
I need a watch battery.
94Jul20 12:46 pm from Psyche
I think he's WRONG.
94Jul20 2:23 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Thank you Luminary. It is all so clear now. No actually. Well nevermind. And I
am simply not going to respond to certain questions any longer.
94Jul20 3:18 pm from Sputnik
He thinks he knows. But he doesnt.
94Jul20 3:32 pm from Psyche
That's right.
94Jul20 4:40 pm Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
What's you breast size? At a nickel per fucking, how much money would you
make? How many dicks have you sucked in one night? Do you have out at
hotspots? What color is your underwear? Can I touch your vagina?
94Jul20 5:14 pm This is from Zeylan
Tell us about your nipples. Are they the dainty little Playboy nipples, or
the big silver dollar kind? Or do you have those fat saggy kneecap-sized
nips? Do you shave your bush, or what? Or do you have a mat that looks like
a chiapet with a sweater on? And lets talk about your tongue. Is it long?
Is it rough like a cat's? Is it forked!? Can you suck a football through a
tennis racket? Do you spit or swallow? Or rub it in like lotion? And your
ass, tell us about that. Small? Wide load? And do you like getting fucked
in the asshole, or are you exit-only? Inquiring minds wanna know.
94Jul20 6:03 pm from Sputnik
AHHHH! My innocence!
94Jul20 7:14 pm from Hobgoblin
Down the drain, man. I cry.
94Jul21 3:16 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Gee. That was blatent.
Sorry Yacub! I noticed that when I just read the message, I didn't mean
to use your real name. I kept calling Sputnik Sabin, because that's his real
name. But the two names are practically interchangeable because they're so
similar and neither are particularly common so either one fits just fine for
him.
Oh yeah! And Kia is friends with everybody and I've met Zeylan a couple
times and tonight I met Wraith for the first time. Wow. Updates for your
informational pleasure.
94Jul21 5:57 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
And I realised who Wraith was, and I have known him for a long time. And he
is friends with Sanetan.
94Jul21 7:58 am Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Now I'm confused.
94Jul21 8:38 am from Psyche
HI, Mike.
94Jul21 9:17 am A Little Modern Art from Yacub
Zeylan: Wow. I'm truly upstaged.
94Jul21 9:46 am Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Howdeedo, Psyche.
94Jul21 10:25 am from Sputnik
har.
94Jul21 11:40 am Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Yaar aaarr. Avast, mateys!
94Jul21 1:27 pm from Hobgoblin
I met Zeylan before anyone. So HA.
94Jul21 1:46 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
I knew Zeylan when he was still a toddler.
94Jul21 1:55 pm from Psyche
I'm Zeylan's mother.
94Jul21 4:04 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
wow
94Jul21 5:37 pm This is from Zeylan
I'm Zeylan's twin.
94Jul21 6:05 pm "Razzle-dazzle" from Sputnik
I am Zeylan.
94Jul21 6:30 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
"Zeylan" is mere an artificial intelligence routine designed by Bob Blaylock
to call Santa Barbara BBSes.
94Jul21 6:56 pm Yeah yeah from Airaly
Bob. AHHHH runl NO way man. Bob could never do Zeylan. His fiance wouldn't let
him!!! hahaha. You all wish you were Zeylan. He's just so cool. Man he's a
guru.
94Jul21 7:07 pm This is from Zeylan
Good god, you people need another hobby.
94Jul21 8:27 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
Teach us master. We are all but grasshoppers under your foot.
94Jul21 10:04 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
Now that we've put Zeylan on a pedestal, perhaps it is time to bring him
down. Is this where we all get disenchanted?
94Jul21 11:44 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
This is where he insults us and we don't like him quite as much anymore.
94Jul22 5:54 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
This is where you all wake up and smell the keyboard cleaner.
94Jul22 10:24 am from Psyche
I was going to say something, but I forgot.
94Jul22 11:48 am Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
I've never cleaned my keyboard.
94Jul22 12:58 pm from Hobgoblin
Enchante. Up your butt.
94Jul22 4:07 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Don't you hate it when you drool all over your keyboard?
94Jul22 6:01 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
No
94Jul22 6:24 pm from Psyche
Is nothingness even a word? Yacub- get the dictionary.
94Jul22 7:05 pm from Hobgoblin
Hum, what does pensive mean?
94Jul22 8:44 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Something like reluctance or something.
Homogenized.
94Jul22 11:51 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Titilating.
94Jul23 7:26 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Pins and NEEDLES, PINS AND BIG MOTHERFUCKING SHARP POINTY RUSTY JAGGED needles.
94Jul23 7:27 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
And now back to our regularly schedualed programing.
94Jul23 9:25 am from Hobgoblin
You're so evil.
94Jul23 11:53 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Are NOT!
94Jul23 2:22 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
He's not evil...he's just misunderstood.
94Jul23 5:21 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
He's just like you and me! Don't let anyone tell you you're different.
Psyche's Heat> read
94Jul10 11:41 pm POGS ROT THE MIND! from Wraith
Orson Scott Card is a good author.
94Jul17 10:24 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Psyche's heat. Is every female on this board in heat? I was not aware that
humans went into heat. And i am most certainly not talkign with a group of
dogs. Or am I? Maybe you are talking mentally human dogs from another planet.
Or like those dogs playing poker in those famous paintings. Oh, but how would
you type?? well i suppsoed you could have some nifty
aliendogbeingsfromouterspace gadget. Hope I did not offend any of my fellow
canine users out there in cyberspace.
94Jul18 12:29 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
This is insane. You're crazy!!! But I like you.
94Jul18 8:31 am from Psyche
Ah, l'amour.
94Jul18 9:44 am from Sputnik
are you a grrrl or a boy?
94Jul18 10:29 am from Hobgoblin
I don't.
94Jul18 3:46 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
I am a woman. And thank you Luminary. I rather you like myself.
94Jul18 7:28 pm from Psyche
Love is on the horizon!
94Jul18 8:45 pm This is from Zeylan
I want to find the person who sold Void a modem and introduce them to the
metal end of a shovel.
94Jul18 10:15 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Zeylan, Zeylan, Zeylan. I need to talk with you about something.
94Jul19 12:35 am I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Maybe you two should have a little heart-to-heart. Explore your feelings.
94Jul19 5:27 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Feel my pain. OOO Hey! I said my pain not my... No wait, don't stop. What?
You say it's noon according to... Oh, ha, sundial, I get it.
94Jul19 12:42 pm This is from Zeylan
So talk, Luminary. Enough with the preamble.
94Jul19 1:11 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Four score and seven years ago, in a galaxy far far away, we hold these truths
to be self-evident, that four young lads from Liverpool were bitten by
radioactive spiders, and sent away in rocket ships because their homeworld was
about to explode.
94Jul19 5:25 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Psyche, just because I happen to like Luminary does not mean that I am goingt
o fall in love with him. Really. Especially with my recent loss and the fact
that I am 22 and well I do not know how old Luminary is. But the "love on the
horizen thing" reminds me of " Luminary and Void sitting in a tree" blah blah
blah. You get it.
94Jul19 7:50 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
Luminary, why don't you ask her if she has a TMBG tshirt.
94Jul19 8:23 pm from Psyche
But but but.
94Jul19 8:41 pm from Hobgoblin
butt butt butt hu hu.
94Jul19 10:23 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Wow! I had to read reverse to figure out what Void was talking about; I
didn't even catch Psyche's message the first time around. huh.
Wraith, the girl with the TMBG shirt had a different name. (G)
94Jul19 11:37 pm Nacho, Nacho Hat from Mike Swanson
TMBG? Oh wait They Might Be Giants. Got it. See, I'm still hip. Hur hur hur
94Jul20 12:49 am Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
I'm so sad that Mollie is big.
94Jul20 6:50 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
I am kind to most all animals, but I'm starting to wish that Mollie gets hit
by a truck.
94Jul20 11:03 am from Hobgoblin
HAWWHWAHWAHWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!HWAWHAWHAHAHHAHAHAHA. WHat an
idiot. Hahah.
94Jul20 12:47 pm from Psyche
KIll the deer, MAN. NO fucking pussy deer is going to getin my mqacho penis
truck's way.
94Jul20 2:24 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Ho ho! Countered!(polite applause)
94Jul20 3:32 pm from Psyche
You don;t even know what I'm talking about.
94Jul20 4:05 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
No, I don't.
94Jul20 4:40 pm Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
Yay! An inside joke, and I'm in on it!
94Jul20 5:42 pm Dust Lady from Laski
Fun fun fun.
94Jul20 7:14 pm from Hobgoblin
Dude, kill that fuckin' deer. Hu hu! (beat chest)
94Jul21 3:17 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Um.. Yeah, gang! Ho ho! That was WACKY!
94Jul21 9:17 am A Little Modern Art from Yacub
NEver drink powdered Iced Tea.
94Jul21 1:27 pm from Hobgoblin
Hm.
94Jul21 4:05 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Ah fuck off.
94Jul21 8:27 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
Luminary, I have to admit it. I was the girl. It was my crossdressing day.
94Jul21 10:04 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
Hello sailor.
94Jul21 11:45 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
(Gasp!) It was YOU? Wow! And just think, all that time I thought I'd
never see her again! Wow. Nice strawberry-blonde wig, by the way.
94Jul22 11:49 am Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
You have a crossdressing day? Wow, I don't feel so alone in the world.
94Jul22 4:07 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Did you like my breasts?
94Jul22 4:07 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
I like to know these things.
94Jul22 8:22 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
No.
94Jul22 8:45 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
You brute.
94Jul22 11:52 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I liked your face the most. Wonderful makeup; it didn't look a thing like
you, and yet there was no visible cosmetics.
94Jul23 7:30 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
That's due to him shaving his ass and walking on his hands.
94Jul23 2:22 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
I ...uh...it was funny..but I can't add on to that one.
94Jul23 5:21 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
That's okay, we all have writer's block sometimes.
entropy> read
94Jul15
Much better. Thanks for being concerned.
94Jul15
You stupid piece of regurgitated half digested corn.
94Jul16
You lousy pile of facist, tone-deaf dust bunnies!
94Jul16
fascist
94Jul16
Tender, yet furry.
94Jul16
You look like you could use some rubber nipples.
94Jul16
Nazist.
94Jul16
Horse-sniffer.
94Jul17
Goat-fondler.
94Jul17
Tulip.
94Jul17
I love the Raincoats.
94Jul17
Goody.
94Jul17
My penis is throbbing.
94Jul17
Then perhaps you should stop stroking it, GREAT CTHULHU.
94Jul17
As if it ruins his reputation because you posted who wrote that!
94Jul17
Exactly. We know what kind of guy he is.
94Jul17
Intersting, an anonymous room.
94Jul18
Enough with the running commentary, Void. We KNOW what the BBS lis like.
94Jul18
lis = is
94Jul18
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA die
94Jul18
Running comentary was directed at myself. I am sure you do know what the BBS
is like. But since I tend to express my thoughts, those were them. So if I may
say this with the spirit of this board in mind. FUCK YOU. heh.
94Jul18
Oh! Wacky! "Fuck You"! Wow!
94Jul18
Jessie Ellie has got it DOWN!
94Jul19
She's got the MOVES. SHe's a slammin' jammin' mama-wagon!
94Jul19
HAHAHAHAHHA..This BBS doesnt have a fucking spirit. REALITY> think it.
94Jul19
hahahah. It's Ellen not Ellie. I'm cool like dat. So sit down shut up and
screw you.
94Jul19
hmmm....Ellie is sounding like our frien Airalin again. hmmm hmmm hmmm
94Jul19
I'd like some cheese.
94Jul20
No. I take that back.
94Jul20
I take that I take that back.
94Jul20
Too late. Here's your cheese.
94Jul20
No I am not sounding like Airalin. Well I acutally do not know if I am or not
BUT what I was trying to sound like was you all.
94Jul20
Like was us all.
94Jul20
That's right Void. We like people who try to act just like us. Start
dressing like us. Submerge what remains of your pathetic identity so you can
fit in with the crowd.
94Jul20
No, I take that back. We don't like people who act like us. Rebel, don't
conform.
94Jul20
Cant we all have the same individuality?
94Jul20
I want to be different, just like all the different people I want to be like.
94Jul21
Three of you guys copy each other too much.
94Jul21
I think it's pretty predictable who those three are.
94Jul21
Huh huh. It's just that we three have this great overwhelming love for each
other that promotes it.
94Jul21
No, I take that back. We hate each other. There's no love. We enjoy pulling
the wings off bats and birds as well as flies.
94Jul21
Cunt we all have the same individuality?
94Jul21
Can't we all just snuggle?
94Jul21
wacky wacky wacky!
94Jul21
No, I take that back. no, I take that back. No, I take that back.
94Jul21
Take THIS back.
94Jul21
Huwagh.
94Jul21
Take that back too, please.
94Jul21
Apparently the joke was missed once again. I was mocking you people.
94Jul21
Really it isn't as if that was all that hard to understand!
94Jul21
Ill take one on the rocks
94Jul21
You want fries with that?
94Jul21
Not even gonna read this room
94Jul21
Chicken shit.
94Jul22
GoobleSnortEmBopyORama.
94Jul22
Oh yeah! Well, you're one too!
94Jul22
So am I.
94Jul23
Dicks
Debate(s)> read
94Jul14 9:51 pm from Hobgoblin
Tumors are sick. I've seen pictures of peopel with tumors the size of
grapefruits growing out from behind earlobes.
94Jul14 10:08 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
It's NOT a tumor.
94Jul14 10:18 pm from Psyche
Yesterday I was downtown, waiting to cross the street, and this man sez to me,
"Excuse me, but do you have an older sister named Gloria? I moved away from
Santa Barbara about 5 years ago and Gloria had a younger sister that looks
just like you." I said, "Nope, sorry.", and walked away. Weird.
94Jul14 11:24 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Did you check your wallet afterwards?
94Jul15 3:57 am I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Help me, Spock. Help me.
94Jul15 9:08 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
People aren't really all that evil.
94Jul15 11:38 am from Psyche
He didn't seem evil, it was just weird to have a person think they know you,
and to know that somewhere is a person that might just be mistaken for YOU.
94Jul15 10:14 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
You know what a good word to say when you're in crowded place? Stool. Look
what I found in my stool!
94Jul16 9:47 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
That happened to me the other day.
94Jul16 2:24 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
You found Wraith in your stool?
94Jul16 5:13 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
I hate being found in other people's stool.
94Jul16 5:53 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
You don't mind the pain so much, but the smell....
94Jul16 10:01 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
Well, its there pain pushing out 160 pounds...but....
94Jul16 10:30 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
A Wraith enema.
94Jul17 10:24 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Um is shit used as an action here? Or as a "shit you're fucking dumb if you
can't figure out what debates means" statment.
94Jul18 8:31 am from Psyche
Dog is to Canine as Shit is to Smurf.
94Jul18 3:46 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Now that made sense.
94Jul18 7:11 pm from Hobgoblin
I understood it perfectly.
94Jul18 7:29 pm from Psyche
Which is why we did so WELL on the SAT.
94Jul18 8:50 pm This is from Zeylan
I never took the SAT. I showed up for the test and this fat fucking nazi was
dictating the rules. "No talking, no cheating, and I don't want to see you
slouching either. Good posture makes for a solid testing environment." I
said you're kidding, you've got to be kidding, tell me you're not serious, and
so forth. "Of course I'm serious, son. Your spine is the roadway to your
brain." And this guy meant it. I lost it, there was no way. No way I could
take the test after that. I had to leave. It was like being trapped in a
Burroughs novel.
94Jul18 9:27 pm from Pusher O' Pussy
Huh.
94Jul18 10:16 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
hehehe
94Jul19 12:37 am I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Should have snapped his spine.
94Jul19 7:16 am from Pusher O' Pussy
Hur hur hur.
94Jul19 10:39 am from Hobgoblin
Your spine is the roadway to your brain.
94Jul19 1:12 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
It's the organic information highway.
94Jul19 7:50 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
And now look at him, a succesful computer salesman.
94Jul19 8:41 pm from Hobgoblin
Imagine that.
94Jul19 10:23 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
And he's not only the president, he also has a coffee bean named Wilbur.
94Jul19 11:38 pm Nacho, Nacho Hat from Mike Swanson
When the revolution comes, we'll all be chained to him like Leia to Jabba,
however.
94Jul20 12:51 am Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
The only Burroughs novel I've read is Naked Lunch. I liked it. I wish there
weren't so many books to read, or I'd read more.
94Jul20 6:51 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Ahh, isn't that a David Lynch(sp?) novel?
94Jul20 2:25 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
I like goat cheese.
94Jul20 4:07 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Gotta goat?
94Jul20 4:40 pm Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
No.
94Jul21 3:18 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
No, it's a Burroughs novel. It might be a Lynch-directed movie, however.
94Jul21 3:18 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Fetta cheese is good. A friend of mine made some and it was pretty good.
94Jul21 9:17 am A Little Modern Art from Yacub
Does Lynch actually write stuff?
94Jul21 4:05 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
His daughter does.
94Jul21 6:30 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Her love rains down on me
easy as a breeze
94Jul21 6:56 pm Yeah yeah from Airaly
what song is that from?
94Jul21 8:28 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
The one which has a beat to it.
94Jul21 10:05 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
Track 7 on the new Pink Floyd.
94Jul22 5:57 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Pink Floyd sucks with out Roger, IMHO.
94Jul22 7:39 am Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
Shut up and enjoy your dognuts.
94Jul22 7:39 am Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
Imho.
94Jul22 10:25 am from Psyche
It's pretty scary.
94Jul22 11:49 am Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
Pink Floyd sucks, IMHO.
94Jul22 12:58 pm from Hobgoblin
It's pretty scary.
94Jul22 2:37 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
)dazzle(
94Jul22 4:08 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Whatcha whatcha whatcha
94Jul22 6:01 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Enough with the dazzle thing!
94Jul22 7:05 pm from Hobgoblin
)dazzle(
94Jul22 8:22 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
)dazzle(
94Jul22 8:45 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
want.
94Jul22 11:53 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Gooba gooba hey.
94Jul23 7:31 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Not in my back yard! Damn hoodlums.
94Jul23 2:23 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
you and your cum cannon.
Rebels> read
94Jul14 10:19 pm from Psyche
I smell a skunk outside. I wonder what all you are doing right now.
94Jul15 3:57 am I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
I was decorating the Christmas tree until 12:50am when the damned power went
out.
94Jul15 9:08 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
At 10:19... I was probably either walking or sitting down or watching TV.
94Jul15 11:38 am from Psyche
What were you thinking?
94Jul15 10:14 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
We've never had a christmas tree. I usually just send them to other people's
houses.
94Jul15 10:34 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Well, I'm just in a holiday mood. Festive, ya know.
94Jul16 12:29 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Is the tree pretty much dead at this point?
94Jul16 5:13 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
No.
94Jul17 10:25 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Well if you admitted to being a rebel, you probably aren't much of one, are
you?
94Jul18 9:44 am from Sputnik
its called sarcasm.
94Jul18 3:46 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
No comment.
94Jul18 3:47 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
I apologize but I just could not resist Hobgoblin's phrase. It seemed
appropriate.
94Jul18 7:11 pm from Hobgoblin
I made it up, you know. I made it up a couple thousand years ago.
94Jul18 7:29 pm from Psyche
He's the funniest thing since sliced bread.
94Jul18 10:16 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
And conveinent!
94Jul19 5:32 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
And don't forget to mention old than JESUS CHRIST.
94Jul19 1:12 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
And he's only $19.95!
94Jul19 5:26 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Where do I order??
94Jul19 7:51 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
Not here.
94Jul19 8:41 pm from Hobgoblin
I dunno.
94Jul19 10:24 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Act Now and get a FREE Veg-O-Matic Lemon Peeler!
94Jul20 12:52 am Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
Flobees don't work right. Just in case you're all wondering why Dan Judd,
guitarist for Young Pioneers, recently changed his hairstyle.
94Jul20 6:52 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Didn't he shave his head?
94Jul20 9:22 am from Sputnik
HA! I just pictured that!
94Jul20 2:26 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
I shaved my head once when I was 15. The goddamn thing itched like bloody hell
growing back.
94Jul20 3:18 pm from Sputnik
I dont believe you.
94Jul20 3:32 pm from Psyche
We're going to replace your shampoo with hair remover, Jessi Ellie, and then
we're going to break your limbs.
94Jul20 4:08 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
What about her lies?
94Jul20 4:41 pm Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
Let's burn down all libraries and torch all the books.
94Jul20 5:42 pm Dust Lady from Laski
Why? no.
94Jul20 7:15 pm from Hobgoblin
I don't believe her hair shaving story either.
94Jul21 3:19 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I believe it. Why not? She was a teen when the punk thing was very in
fashion.
94Jul21 6:02 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
she was a teen three years ago.
94Jul21 8:39 am from Psyche
SHE IS A TEEN NOW. She's 17.
94Jul21 9:18 am A Little Modern Art from Yacub
That was Sparker.
94Jul21 9:19 am A Little Modern Art from Yacub
Maybe she's actually 80, and was a teen during the depression.
94Jul21 10:27 am from Sputnik
duh. the "punk thing" was in fasion in the very early 80's. Then Sid
Vicious killed his girlfriend and the whole "thing" sorta went downhill. BUT
THEN THERE WAS NEW WAVE! hooray!
94Jul21 1:28 pm from Hobgoblin
Exactly.
94Jul21 4:06 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhhahahhhh, oh oh stop stop please!! you are
killing me!! hahahahhah
94Jul21 5:01 pm from Psyche
"giggle"
94Jul21 6:31 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
"dazzle"
94Jul21 6:56 pm Yeah yeah from Airaly
hey stop making fun of me. you're just jealous because you can't giggle.
94Jul21 8:29 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
How was the observatory?
Sometimes, I just wanna go outside with an unabridged dictionary and squash
little children.
94Jul21 10:05 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
Gonna use big words and assault their little brains?
94Jul21 11:46 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
No, he just likes hitting kids with big books.
94Jul22 5:59 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
And chainsaws, so I hear.
94Jul22 10:25 am from Psyche
"smile"
94Jul22 11:50 am Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
I have new socks, and they make me so happy.
94Jul22 12:59 pm from Hobgoblin
I don't. However, I smelled a sweater yesterday that smelled like new socks.
94Jul22 2:38 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
Better than old socks.
94Jul22 4:08 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
I like the smell of leather apolstry.
94Jul22 4:08 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Of course, I like to smell butane and cooking gas and gasoline...so
94Jul22 6:25 pm from Psyche
Was it MY sweater? Huh huh? I mean, did you think it smelled like socks rather
than a dog?
94Jul22 7:06 pm from Hobgoblin
Yes, it was YOURS.
94Jul22 8:23 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
Dog-scented clothing is bad.
94Jul22 8:45 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
White people smell like dogs when they come out of the shower....
forgot the quotes...
94Jul22 11:53 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Uh... WHAT?!
94Jul23 2:23 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Too much TV.
Boring computer BS> read
94Jul14 10:39 am from Hobgoblin
Nice try, idiot.
94Jul14 11:01 am Let me in, wings from Sykie
I thought it was.
94Jul14 2:28 pm Dristan Gardens from Yacub
Hey, next time somebody asks you, "Do you have the time," say "Do you have
the energy?"
94Jul14 3:36 pm from Psyche
How......smooth.
94Jul14 4:15 pm from Hobgoblin
Yacub (to macho guy) : So, how's life?
Macho guy : Uuuu... (pause) smooth.
94Jul14 4:33 pm adopt an aardvark from Mike Swanson
Nacho guy?
94Jul14 6:31 pm from Psyche
Macho. Machismo.
94Jul14 6:59 pm adopt an aardvark from Mike Swanson
Nachismo. The power of cheese.
94Jul14 8:32 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
If I had a dog that looked like you, i'd shave his ass and make him walk
backwards.
94Jul14 11:25 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Nacho, nacho, nacho hat...
94Jul15 3:58 am I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
I want to have a nacho hat.
94Jul15 9:10 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
::demonstrating:: Real life. ::Gestures to computer:: NOT real life.
SNAP OUT OF IT!!!!!! AH! STOP STOP STOP THE MAD MAD
MADNESS!
94Jul15 11:38 am from Psyche
Yeah, so let's go get some coffee.
94Jul15 9:13 pm QWERTY Keyboards from The Wombat
Or liquid Valium for Yacub. :-)
94Jul15 10:14 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
I've had too many Lattes today. LIke 5 of them.
94Jul15 10:34 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
I can tell by your messages.
94Jul17 10:26 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Um, sorry. I don't know much computer jargon. I simply call it "the little
thingie that makes the arrow move" or the "little picture that opens the thing
you call the boards with". There, did I dazzle you?? hahah.
94Jul18 12:30 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Ah... A Windoze user. Or a Mac user?
94Jul18 9:45 am from Sputnik
"dazzle"
94Jul18 3:47 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
A Macintosh.
94Jul18 8:53 pm This is from Zeylan
Monkey + Keyboard = Void
94Jul18 10:18 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Zeylan, all your messages are cracking me up.
Void, don't worry; it's not a personal attack. Zeylan treats everybody
equally. I'm sorry to hear you have a Mac. (G)
94Jul19 9:30 am from Psyche
I hate you.
94Jul19 9:44 am I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
He's being a dork.
94Jul19 5:28 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
laugh. The old mac vs. IBM thing. Well if I acutally cared I'd say something
liek I"m sorry you have an IBM. But I don't so fuck off.
94Jul19 5:28 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Jeez, I'm starting to talk like you people.
94Jul19 8:42 pm from Hobgoblin
"Liek." Why are you using a different handle?
94Jul19 10:25 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Well, Macs are inferoir.
94Jul19 11:39 pm Nacho, Nacho Hat from Mike Swanson
IBMs seem to make you spell "inferior" incorrectly.
94Jul20 12:53 am Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
I would love to have a monkey as a pet.
94Jul20 6:59 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Ya know, Yacub, that statement leaves you open for quite a few bad puns. But
anyways. I have and IBM, but I want to get a quadra 660av. I can get one
with cd-rom and the AV monitor and keyboard for only $1,600 + tax. And I
don't want to bother with buying each and every added sound and video stuff
because there is no way I would buy some package deal for and IBM clone of
some sort. And another thing. Macs run faster at lower MHz than IBM
compatables. So there.
94Jul20 11:04 am from Hobgoblin
I could care less.
94Jul20 2:27 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Obviously.
94Jul20 4:41 pm Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
I want one of those super things that's really expensive, with the lights on
it.
94Jul20 5:20 pm This is from Zeylan
The mac vs. ibm discussion is so riveting. I love it. That's why I call this
board, in hopes that someone will start up an argument about how macs are
faster, or ibms are faster, or blah blah blah. So fucking THRILLING. And it
makes the people having the argument look so damn intelligent. Fascinating
individuals. I wish I was that interesting of a person that I could argue
about my computer all day. Keep it up, I'm taking notes.
94Jul20 6:05 pm from Sputnik
I dont like windows that much anymore. Lets discuss. windows vs. dos. hmmm
94Jul20 7:16 pm from Hobgoblin
Hm. How about newer and better things, like Power PC versus the Pentium!
94Jul20 8:51 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
This room has never been more appropriately named.
94Jul20 10:12 pm from Hobgoblin
Yep.
94Jul21 3:22 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Yacub, get with the times, man. You don't want a super thing that's really
expensive with flashing lights on it; that's practically obselete! You want a
super thing that's really expensive with flashing lights and lots of buttons!
94Jul21 6:03 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
And goes "ping!"
94Jul21 9:20 am A Little Modern Art from Yacub
No, that's obsolete too. Monty Python was the past, man. Get with the
times. Hey, I want a really expensive thing with flashing lights, buttons,
and a speaker, and a microphone, and a magic carpet.
94Jul21 1:29 pm from Hobgoblin
I want a magic carpet. Tha'd be cool.
94Jul21 1:46 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
It's a whole new world!
94Jul21 4:06 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Ugh
94Jul21 6:31 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
smoochy
94Jul21 6:56 pm Yeah yeah from Airaly
yessy?
94Jul21 8:29 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
You goddamn unshaven fairy llama pluggers.
94Jul21 11:47 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
You know you're a Plugger if you don't shave your fairy llamas.
94Jul22 6:00 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
hairy mamas.
94Jul22 1:00 pm from Hobgoblin
Jesus. I'm glad to see it doesn't take a whole hell of a lot to amuse
yourself, Josh.
94Jul22 4:09 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Better than hairy kakas
94Jul22 6:25 pm from Psyche
Kaka. Look it up.
94Jul22 8:23 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
Hair llamas.
94Jul22 8:45 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Ant eaters.
94Jul22 11:54 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Ehcidna.
94Jul23 7:34 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
A kid? naaaa.,
94Jul23 2:23 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Llamas!
Kia's heat> read
Bah Humbug!> read
94Jul13 10:38 pm adopt an aardvark from Mike Swanson
Exactly. We recommend higher standards for you, Yucab. Reach for the stars.
94Jul13 11:56 pm from Hobgoblin
Ok, this is a real Spanish Legend. A mole and a fox meet. THe mole wants
worms, the fox wants to go to the moon and bring someone along. So he asks
the mole to go with him, but the mole says "No! I WANT WORMS!" ANd the fox
tells the mole that there are big worms on the moon. SO the mole decides to
go to the moon with the fox. The fox builds a rope out of grass and hooks it
around the bottow of the crescent and begins to climb up with the mole close
behind. THen the mole looks down and accidentally falls off the rope, but a
bird catches him and rbrings him down to the earth, unharmed. All the other
animals laugh at him, so he decides to go underground and THUS all moles are
underground.
94Jul14 12:22 am adopt an aardvark from Mike Swanson
Uh, yeah.
94Jul14 6:36 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
but what about the fox? That legend just left 'em hangin'.
94Jul14 9:34 am join me from GREAT CTHULHU
It also explains why there are foxes on the moon.
94Jul14 8:33 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
Did you know I've been to the moon.
94Jul14 11:40 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Hahahahaha And it would explain why there's a big rope hanging off of the
moon, too.
94Jul15 10:15 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
Luminary, you're losing your grip. Are you sure you want to be in insanity
here with me?
94Jul15 10:34 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
And we trust him with a lighter.
94Jul16 12:38 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
You do? Wow!
94Jul16 9:25 am Qwerty Keyboards from The Wombat
While climing the rope to the moon, he hit his head on all that trash we have
put in orbit.
94Jul16 5:14 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
Yeah, its called the Star Wars project.
94Jul17 12:23 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Star Wars rules. Those meteors hitting Jupiter could have hit us.
Actually I'm kidding.
94Jul17 4:47 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
So when are they supposed to hit Jupiter? Or has it already happened?
94Jul17 7:24 am I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Yes.
94Jul17 7:24 am I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
More will hit soon.
94Jul17 11:29 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
I have a headache.
94Jul17 1:09 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
More will hit soon.
94Jul17 5:33 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I saw a Hubble Telescope picture of Juipter... There was a big dark spot where
they hit.
94Jul17 8:56 pm from Psyche
More will hit soon.
94Jul17 11:43 pm from Hobgoblin
the big one hits tomorrow night. And it's 10 times the size of the one that
his last night.
94Jul18 12:40 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Hooray!
94Jul18 8:38 am from Psyche
More will hit soon.
94Jul18 9:56 am from Sputnik
Lets have another getogether
94Jul18 10:34 am from Hobgoblin
Dude, totally!
94Jul18 12:33 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
"dazzle"
94Jul18 4:29 pm from Sputnik
hahahahah
94Jul18 5:22 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
I hear the museum is having a viewing session tommorow. maybe I shall go.
94Jul18 7:38 pm from Psyche
More will hit soon.
94Jul18 9:09 pm This is from Zeylan
What was that bullshit with the mole and the fox and the moon back there? No
wonder the Spanish are in the cultural dark ages. That Spanish crack must be
really potent stuff.
94Jul18 10:46 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Spanish Fly, or whatever it's called. Yeah.
Remember that Hanna-Barbera cartoon with the genie, and he was like Joe
Besser and would always say, "Razzle-dazzle!" hahahahhahaa
94Jul19 12:37 am I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
"dazzle"
94Jul19 10:47 am from Hobgoblin
That, Zeylan, WAS spanish culture. So.. yeah, you're righ.
94Jul19 6:10 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
The BIG one is supposed to hit at 1025 tommorow.
94Jul19 7:52 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
Gooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllll!!!
94Jul19 10:57 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Yay! I'm going to turn on NASA TV and see what they show.
94Jul20 1:31 am Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
Razzle Dazzle! What cartoon was that?
94Jul20 2:56 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Not sure.
94Jul20 3:48 pm from Psyche
More will hit soon. BAH HUMBUG.
94Jul21 3:53 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
It was some sort of genie thing! And the genie was purple, and had Joe
Besser's voice.
94Jul21 7:15 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
No, it was that pink lion guy from Hannah Barbarah(sp?). You know, that limp
wristed flamboyant one who flew around in the arch with Yogi and the gang.
94Jul21 9:34 am A Little Modern Art from Yacub
Huh, the faggot one.
94Jul21 9:47 am Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Snaggletooth was not effeminate at all. I think he often had his eye on
another kitty.
94Jul21 9:48 am Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
No, wait. Snagglepuss was his name. Snaggletooth was the guy in the cantina
in Star Wars who got his arm sliced off. Or he was sliced in half. By Ben
Kenobi.
94Jul21 4:29 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Exit, stage left!
94Jul21 6:31 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Precisely.
94Jul21 7:03 pm Yeah yeah from Airaly
ohk now!
94Jul21 8:30 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
I wish BooBoo one day would just get up and tear off Yogi's head with a meat
cleaver and a pair of chopsticks.
94Jul21 10:06 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
Smarter than the average bear.
94Jul22 12:16 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
And tastier too! Fry up a Yogi head on the wok, now that's good eatin'!
94Jul22 7:11 am Words in the Dark from Lack of Sleep
so Booboo gave you head? er Yogi's head, yeah, that's it.
94Jul22 12:16 pm Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
Why?
94Jul22 4:09 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
I don't like bears giving me head...uhhh..nevermind.
94Jul22 8:23 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
They probably bite.
94Jul22 8:46 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
you sicko.
94Jul23 12:33 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Not if they don't have their dentures.
94Jul23 11:02 am Not STAN, Satan from Satan Boy
Dicks
94Jul23 2:23 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Dentures are cool.
Airalin's Heart] read
94Jul17 10:29 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Hmm tis lacking Airalin or even a mention of her. If it is indeed a her.
Although the name sounds very feminine. Please someone tell me about her. And
Psyche. Tell me about yourself. To have a name as Psyche, well that indicates
many things. All of you tell me about yourself. You are all incredibly
interesting. I'm beginning to liek all of oyu very much. Although i hardly
know you and I do not know you will respond to my appearance and interruption
of your board for you all seem to know each other. Excuse me for intruding.
94Jul18 12:31 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
You're welcome here; it's always good to see a new handle!
94Jul18 7:23 am I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
If not a new user.
94Jul18 8:32 am from Psyche
why do I feel so.......jsdfljsdlfkjsdlfjsldkjflsdkjflsdkjflsdkfjldskfj?
94Jul18 9:45 am from Sputnik
eu......oui
94Jul18 12:33 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Probably because you are wedging your tongue between the keys of the keyboard.
94Jul18 1:20 pm from Pusher O' Pussy
Shit I think I'll go party in IV tonight. Last night was kind of funny, I
actually got in a fist fight with his cop. I ended up grabbing his nightstick
and holding him at bay, then some Mexicans came around and offered to beat him
up for me so I said "sure, whatever" and ran off. About two blocks away, I
heard like a bunch of gun shot being fired. Well, at least I've got a cool
souvenier.
94Jul18 1:56 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Mmmm-hmmm.
94Jul18 4:24 pm from Sputnik
duh
94Jul18 5:06 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
So everyone. I met Airalin today. ON gaiasys. She seemed to be really well
what is the word?? FUCKING UPSET. heh. She diddn't say much. And didn't answer
when I complimented her on her name. And she yelled some, in fact she yelled
FUCKING MIND. And then jsut logged off right away. She may have a beautiful
name but she does not exactly make the best first impression.
94Jul18 6:39 pm Senseless cruelty from Leqi-Unninni
Why are you stalking her? That's not her real name you know.
94Jul18 7:30 pm from Psyche
Maybe she knows you're female. That could be a problem with her.
94Jul18 8:54 pm This is from Zeylan
Maybe she's reading the "nimrod" vibe. Psychic energy can transmit through
data bits, you know.
94Jul18 9:28 pm from Pusher O' Pussy
It's GROUND-HOG DAAAAAY!
94Jul18 10:20 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
No it's not. And Airalin is a nice person, but she does tend to shout a lot.
94Jul19 5:41 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Airalin in a way is her real name. She would have to explane it. Describing
myself would take a long time. Maybe. I think Ritalin Boy summed it up
best.
94Jul19 9:30 am from Psyche
No, it's not. Accept reality.
94Jul19 10:58 am from Sputnik
think real life. think 20 th century.
94Jul19 1:13 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I know the story behind Airalin. It's an interesting tale, too.
94Jul19 5:30 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
I talked to someone on Gaiasys named Cheschire Cat and he told me it was from
her past life. I am not stalking Airalin. Her name impressed me so I was
merely curious about her. But I'm too enthused with her at this point.
94Jul19 7:53 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
I'm sure we could all give descriptions of you, LoS.
94Jul19 8:42 pm from Hobgoblin
Idiot.
94Jul19 10:26 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Cheshire Cat is a nice guy. I saw some Anime at his house a week or two ago,
it was great. "Kiki's Delivery Service" was especially good.
94Jul20 12:55 am Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
I'm getting frightened.
94Jul20 7:01 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Legend of the Overfiend I & II. 'nough said. This could be fun. Go ahead
and give your descriptions of me. I could use a good laugh.
94Jul20 2:28 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Hey Hobgoblin, I got nuttin but love for ya baby.
94Jul20 3:19 pm from Sputnik
"Voice of his cynical generation no less. "
94Jul20 3:33 pm from Psyche
gag me
94Jul20 4:09 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Somebody open the window.
94Jul20 4:42 pm Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
Somebody rescue the Snapple. Oh, hey. I had a frutopia today. It was good.
94Jul20 5:43 pm Dust Lady from Laski
What an obnoxious name.
94Jul20 6:05 pm from Sputnik
Like Abba ZAba.
94Jul20 7:16 pm from Hobgoblin
There's a street near me called Orizaba.
94Jul20 8:51 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
I think the Frutopia is in Fantasyland in Disneyland.
94Jul21 6:07 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
There is a Nirvana St. Silk and Sunny live on that street. And when I went
to go pick up Sunny, once, my mom, who use to live in SB a while back and
knows where almost every street in SB is, anyways, when I told my mom that she
lives on Nirvan street, she(my mom) said that she was lying and that there was
no such thing. go ahead.
94Jul21 9:21 am A Little Modern Art from Yacub
"Ahead"
94Jul21 4:07 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
aha. yes.
94Jul21 5:18 pm Yeah yeah from Airaly
oh mah gawd! Soooory Opal. Geesh. Fuck. I am in so much trouble here. Opal
Void Jessica Ellen, whatever!! Please. I"m sure you ncie and all that stuff
BUT i hate this!! let's meet liek NWO. I'm not her, you can all stop hating
me. As if it hans't been bad enouh lately, and with you all aware of how i
felt and you didn't say anthying much lss call!!! I just want to be friends
again and ignore all of this "life" shit. THings are too fucked up. I don't
wanna leave and leave oyu all behind forever when I do. Please.
94Jul21 6:07 pm "Razzle-dazzle" from Sputnik
embrace Airalin.
94Jul21 6:31 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Yes.
94Jul21 6:57 pm Yeah yeah from Airaly
I love you guys!!
94Jul21 6:57 pm Yeah yeah from Airaly
You too Mike!
94Jul21 8:31 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
Airaly, I'm outside your window as I type right now, and I am Void.
Except in states starting with the letter M, in which I am valid till December.
94Jul21 10:06 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
I love you too, Airalin.
94Jul21 11:49 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I love you Wraith! Even if you are void where prohibited, in states like Utah
where most everything is illegal.
94Jul22 6:04 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
So I guess you can say that he is Mainely valid. Okay okay, that was bad.
94Jul22 7:40 am Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
I think he is Void where prohibited.
94Jul22 9:41 am join me from GREAT CTHULHU
90 days same as cash.
94Jul22 10:26 am from Psyche
Erin, this is NOT the way to be going about things.
94Jul22 11:52 am Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
Ahem. "Ignore all this 'life' shit." What?
94Jul22 1:01 pm from Hobgoblin
Ignore life. Duh.
94Jul22 4:10 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
I think he had won a million dollars off a lotto scratcher, but had to scratch
the little bottom part and make it void.
94Jul22 6:26 pm from Psyche
Ignore life, live multiple personality fantasies through the computer.
94Jul22 8:46 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
I do, not only am I a member, i'm everyone else.
94Jul22 11:55 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I'm the President.
No, really.
94Jul23 7:36 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Shut up, Bill. Don't make me tell you how fucking ugly your daughter really
is. Or your wife for that matter.
94Jul23 2:24 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
I will kill the president tommorow.
All you SS guys come and get me for planning to assasinate the president of
hair club tommorow.
94Jul23 5:22 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Or the president of the chess club.
Pandora's Box> read
94Jul14 8:34 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
You stupid fuck, mimes use black outlining for their eyes and mouths. nimrod.
94Jul14 8:57 pm from Sputnik
Whats your point? umm.."Clowns use red make up to put around their mouths hu
hu". Its not sunny because its foggy."
94Jul14 9:58 pm from Hobgoblin
The water is hard because it is frozen! The water is frozen because it is in
the freezer!
94Jul14 10:22 pm from Psyche
Shut up. I never even said that. Shut up.
94Jul14 11:41 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
The water is frozen because it's not hot!
94Jul15 9:22 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
Die die DIE.
94Jul15 10:16 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
I'm not talking or responding to you because I am asleep.
94Jul16 12:39 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
At 10:16pm? Jeepers.
94Jul16 9:53 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
creepers
94Jul16 12:49 pm from Sputnik
Where'd you get those sneakers?
94Jul16 2:24 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Jeepers.
94Jul16 3:26 pm from The Wombat
Creepers.
94Jul16 5:14 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
I found them.
94Jul16 5:36 pm from Psyche
It's PEEPERS.
94Jul16 5:54 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Jeepers.
94Jul16 7:36 pm from Hobgoblin
Where are the companions to all those single shoes lying by the middle of the
road?
94Jul16 10:02 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
I'm creeping and i'm creepin and I'm creepin.
94Jul16 10:30 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
I think Psyche runs shoe detail. Ask her.
94Jul17 12:23 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Psyche's a shoe-shine girl.
94Jul17 1:39 am from Psyche
I never was a cornflake girl.
94Jul17 4:49 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Good song.
94Jul17 9:35 am from Hobgoblin
Children of the Corn.
94Jul17 11:29 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
I never was in Vietnam.
94Jul17 5:33 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I never was a tree in a school play.
94Jul17 8:56 pm from Psyche
But you WERE.
94Jul17 10:47 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Whos' Pandora?? Such interesting names on here!! If i do say so myself
94Jul18 12:41 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Nah, I wasn't. No philosophical blither or metaphoric babble here; I was
never in a school play.
94Jul18 8:39 am from Psyche
But I wasn't talking to you. Pandora is this girl.
94Jul18 5:23 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Oh. And old userid. smi..uh...mouth spasm of amusement. So what just is in
your box Psyche/Pandora?
94Jul18 7:21 pm from Hobgoblin
Armageddon.
94Jul18 7:39 pm from Psyche
Huh huh. Huh huh. Maybe it's Joshua Xavier Warren Dugan.
94Jul18 7:39 pm from Psyche
Nah, spells too well.
94Jul18 10:47 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Ha! See! Everybody's paranoid!
94Jul19 10:48 am from Hobgoblin
Take out the "every" and insert "some."
94Jul19 1:40 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
IT's not me! I swear! LEave me alone!
(Luminary runs off to check the blinds and closets)
94Jul19 6:11 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
hahahah. Maybe it's a bunch of Lenin and Thoreau quotes and a shrine to Zeylan.
94Jul19 7:53 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
The word shaddup comes to mind.
94Jul19 11:00 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
The immenities of life have been chasing my soul
And my mind is transcendental and I'm losing all control
I'm sinking in the quagmire of innusion and Thoreau
I cry out, "My name is T-Bone!" as a hound dog digs a hole.
You ask so many questions, what answers do I choose?
Is this really Butte, Montana, or just existential blues?
---Tom "T-Bone" Stankus
94Jul20 1:32 am Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
So how were your dinners?
94Jul20 2:59 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Lovely. Charming. Delightful. Scrumptious. Divine. A gift from the gods.
Enchanting.Winsome. Engaging. Simply Yummy!
94Jul20 3:49 pm from Psyche
I had some old bread and rice krispies. it was SMASHING, dahling.
94Jul20 4:55 pm Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
Winsome.
94Jul20 5:47 pm Dust Lady from Laski
Ooh, good word.
94Jul20 8:21 pm from Hobgoblin
Enchante.
94Jul21 3:54 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I had pizza, and about eight hours later, I had a piece of carrot cake.
94Jul21 9:35 am A Little Modern Art from Yacub
Yay!
94Jul21 1:41 pm from Hobgoblin
Thanks for sharing.
94Jul21 4:30 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Wasn't it though?
94Jul21 8:32 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
I fucking drank a triple latte, who's caffeine didn't subject itself into my
body until I had 10 minutes of sleep, which after I laid there for 2 hours
staring at my wall.
94Jul21 8:33 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
Next time, I'm bringing the goddamn syringe in the coke can.
94Jul21 10:07 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
"Whose" damn it. You people need to get that straight.
94Jul22 12:17 pm Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
Whose not understanding that? Oh, hey, I've got a piece of jewelry here.
Who's is it?
94Jul22 1:21 pm from Hobgoblin
Mine.
94Jul22 4:10 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Your family jewels.
94Jul23 11:02 am Not STAN, Satan from Satan Boy
Wraith sucks...
94Jul23 12:07 pm Moof! from Mike Swanson
I'm sensing a theme here.
94Jul23 2:24 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Its definately subtle.
94Jul23 2:46 pm Moof! from Mike Swanson
Yes. Almost crystalline in its complexity.
MST3K> read
94Jul10 3:26 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
So gee, it's really late and I haven't eaten for a long time but I'm not tired
because I stopped being tired about three or four hours ago. Now I am just
sort of here. Hello.
94Jul10 3:26 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
The Gooble clock is wrong. It's really 4:38am right now.
94Jul11 7:40 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
Change it.
94Jul11 11:40 am POGS ROT THE MIND! from Wraith
dare ya.
94Jul11 4:08 pm Qwerty Keyboards from The Wombat
Duble dare yah/
94Jul11 11:47 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
give me some money.
94Jul13 4:43 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Give me some sugar babeh.
94Jul13 10:33 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
The new season starts soon.
94Jul13 1:13 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
Whoopdedoo.
94Jul17 10:29 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Cool. This show is VERY good. I LOVE MST3k. This board has to be "cool" now.
94Jul18 9:46 am from Sputnik
uh huh
94Jul19 5:41 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
AwwwwwWWWe YEAH!
94Jul19 1:14 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Breakitdown!
94Jul19 5:31 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Stop! Cynic time!
94Jul19 7:53 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
Go to hell.
94Jul19 8:42 pm from Hobgoblin
Hahhahaha.
94Jul19 10:26 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
That was cool! It's so self-promoting!
94Jul20 12:55 am Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
Lovely timing, really.
94Jul20 7:02 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Two hundred, and forty dollars, worth of puddin'.
94Jul20 2:28 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Nod.
94Jul20 7:17 pm from Hobgoblin
Giggle
94Jul21 3:23 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
hahahaaa
94Jul21 6:08 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
"It says right here on the box, 'cook, then chill,' and that's what I do every
night, baby. I cook, and then I chill. Awwwe yeah.
94Jul21 9:21 am A Little Modern Art from Yacub
Die die DIE.
94Jul21 1:29 pm from Hobgoblin
Please.
94Jul21 4:08 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Are you really giggling or making fun of me in some odd way?
94Jul21 5:01 pm from Psyche
I'm REALLY SINCERELY GIGGLING>
94Jul21 6:32 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
FEEL the dark side, Psyche. The sarcasm will make you strong. The dark side
is easier; quicker; and slippery to control.
94Jul21 6:57 pm Yeah yeah from Airaly
sinciekr. Slippery? ooo baby!!
94Jul21 8:34 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
I like rubbing my buttocks in a couple hundred poiunds of pudding and then
have little kids cling tenaciously to my ample buttocks.
94Jul21 10:07 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
Stylish.
94Jul21 11:50 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
"Cling tenaciously to my buttocks!"
"Okay."
94Jul22 6:05 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
That must be one of those rare Uranis fly traps.
94Jul22 6:06 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
THE WIT! e
94Jul22 7:40 am Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
[scrape scrape scrape scrape]
94Jul22 9:41 am join me from GREAT CTHULHU
I am sincerely belching.
94Jul22 10:27 am from Psyche
Nah, mine was better.
94Jul22 11:53 am Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
I am listening to the Pixies, and looking at my boomerang.
94Jul22 1:01 pm from Hobgoblin
I am eating pretzels and a shit burrito. Whooppeee.
94Jul22 4:11 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
You are eating shit burritos and whoops.
94Jul22 6:26 pm from Psyche
Ice, ice, crackling on my tongue.
94Jul22 7:06 pm from Hobgoblin
Just wait for the bacteria.
94Jul22 8:24 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
Uh, beans are better in a burrito.
94Jul22 8:46 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
A vegetable burrito. That's like a double espresso decaf.
94Jul22 11:56 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Burritos are usually vegetable burritos.
94Jul23 7:39 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
NO way man. You saw the size of that bean pod. And ya know. Why does 'bean
burrito' sound racist? WHO KNEW. And what about Spic and span?
94Jul23 9:26 am from Hobgoblin
Shit burritos are the best. Get 'em at price club
94Jul23 11:56 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
What the fuck is up with this Backup shit? at 8AM(9 in real time) AND at
12PM(1 in real time)?!?!?!
94Jul23 2:25 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Hmmm...
94Jul23 5:23 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
It's all a conspiracy! See, what happens is that the board really has two
lines... At at precisely those times, Hob calls and his burrito supplier
calls, and they set up deals via the secret backdoor Asgard chatlink!
Hugs and Kisses> read
94Jul11 9:34 am Let me in, wings from Psyche
La dee dah. Call me a bitch, call me what you will.
94Jul11 11:05 am from Hobgoblin
What you will. H uh uh u.
94Jul12 12:18 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
(ba-dum-tsssssssh)
94Jul12 4:02 pm Dristan Gardens from Yacub
Bitch, I think, is a compliment.
94Jul12 6:40 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
Perhaps to you.
94Jul13 4:47 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
WIT! LOVE IT! now SHUSH!
94Jul13 10:00 am Let me in, wings from Psyche
Quiet, Pipe down.
94Jul13 10:33 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
Courtney Love is such a bitch.
94Jul13 11:18 am from Hobgoblin
SHe's got such a pleasant name.
94Jul13 1:14 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
Penis Drip is not a plesant name. Good Morning Mr. Drip, or can I call you
Penis?
94Jul13 11:49 pm from Hobgoblin
Hey, uh, is there a dick in the house?
Why yes, there is. This is A DICK.
What's it like being a dick?
I dunno, what's it like being a pussy?
I dunno. Perhaps we could me(a)t [hu hu] and do the things that dicks and
pussies do.
That's okay, but I ain't doing pussy with you. You's a male. I only do
pussies with females.
Oooo Ooooooo thats sick grooooossssss.
94Jul14 12:22 am adopt an aardvark from Mike Swanson
Uh, yeah.
94Jul14 11:02 am Let me in, wings from Sykie
Have you drunken your own piss?
94Jul14 2:32 pm Dristan Gardens from Yacub
Nonononono, you've got it ALL WRONG. "Louis, please. Ah, Louis, this is the
freindly doctor, ah, doctor Raphael Hinckenberry. This may, ah, seem like an
odd question, ah, but I assure you it is completely serious. Ah, have you
ever had a glass of your own urine?" "Who the fuck is this..." "Very serious
question Louis, I" *click* *ring* *ring* "Is this Louis ?" "Look you
fuckin' asshole, I don't..." *click* *ring* *ring* "Have you been drinkin'
your pee-pee lately hee hee-hee hee"
94Jul14 3:37 pm from Psyche
Aahahahahahahahahahaha
94Jul14 4:16 pm from Hobgoblin
Family doctor. Duh. And thsi may, ah, seem like a somewhat odd question,"
and "Have you had a glass of your own urine lately?"
94Jul14 6:15 pm from Sputnik
HAhahahhaHHAHAHAHHA..Je ...eu....eu...Commet do vous dire laugh en francais?
HEy PEOPLE HAPPY BASTILLE DAY! Vive la France! gawd, that was obnoxious.
French Festival this weekend. I wonder if Cheshire Cat will be there wearing
his smile.? hmm
94Jul14 6:32 pm from Psyche
You'd know, wouldn't you?
94Jul14 8:35 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
You've been looking at his ass crack again.
94Jul14 9:51 pm from Hobgoblin
The cloaking kitty blah blah ablh FUCKING dork.
94Jul14 11:27 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Poor misguided kiddies.
94Jul15 3:59 am I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Midnight! And the kitties are sleeping!
Shhhhhh the kitties are sleeping
94Jul15 9:11 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
Too many puppies.
94Jul15 10:17 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
Kitties are better then ...nevermind, whatever I said would be grossly
misinterpreted.
94Jul16 9:47 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
Kitties are better than anything else.
94Jul17 10:32 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Kiss kiss. Hugs are wonderful but there is nothing liek kissing. Especially
kissing the one you love. There I go again. Everything reminds me of my loved
one. I suppose because my love became such a part of me. I can not go anywhere
within myself wihtout running into pieces of my love. In a way it's comforting
because my love will always be there. Liek walking thru our house and finding
a piece of my love's clothing left on a chair. Something endearing like that.
94Jul17 11:36 pm from Hobgoblin
Oh.
94Jul18 12:31 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Gee. That's kind of sad.
94Jul18 3:49 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Smile. Yes I know. I am trying to release the sadness.
94Jul18 7:12 pm from Hobgoblin
Eeeeeuuuuhhh.
94Jul18 10:21 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I hope you succeed.
94Jul19 5:47 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
HAAHAhahahahahaha. Sorry. That finding pieces of my love part gave me a
rather sick and twisted Jeffery Dahmer(sp?) visual that just cracked me up.
You know, he thought that by eating someone, he absorb their souls. I can't
stop snickering of the thought of her walking around the house and reminiscing
as she walks past a severed limb or body part of some sort. I'm sorry if this
offended. No harm was meant.
94Jul19 10:40 am from Hobgoblin
Shut up.
94Jul19 10:58 am from Sputnik
..and grow a tumour.
94Jul19 1:15 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I saw a documentary on Jeffery Dalhmer a while back. He eventually wanted to
build a marble shrine in his house, and have tthe skulls of his victims on
it. Strange stuff. And once he got trapped in this cycle of killing, he
couldn't get out.
94Jul19 5:33 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
laugh. grow a tumor?? hahah. No I am not offended. I am rarely offended and
not once on this board have I been offended. I do not know anyone therefore I
don't have much feeling for their insults. Now if I was receiving this from
people I know and cared about than I would be insulted.
94Jul19 8:43 pm from Hobgoblin
Tumor boy! Tumor on the scalp!
94Jul19 11:41 pm Rubber biscuits from Mike Swanson
It's not a tumor.
94Jul20 12:57 am Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
Just a big gross mole, maybe?
94Jul20 11:05 am from Hobgoblin
A REAL big mole. Have you seen those colorless moles?
94Jul20 2:29 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Cut it off! By god cut if off! It's growing...
94Jul20 7:17 pm from Hobgoblin
Umm.
94Jul21 3:24 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
That's what Lorenna Bobbit thought.
94Jul21 6:10 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
yeah, Hob. A friend of mine has one on his upper lip. It's kind of odd. and
he has Frapis none the less.
94Jul21 9:22 am A Little Modern Art from Yacub
HE must be COOL.
94Jul21 4:08 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
So...
94Jul21 8:34 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
Homogenized tropical sheath.
94Jul21 11:51 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
What a titilating idea!
94Jul22 7:45 am Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
Someone help me get over this mad posh for Beth Farnsworth.
94Jul22 11:53 am Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
Stop.
94Jul22 4:11 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Someone tell me why Lume had to use the word titilating.
94Jul22 6:26 pm from Psyche
Because he's just that kind of guy.
94Jul22 8:24 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
I hear he is always right.
94Jul22 8:46 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
He's sensitive new age mr right guy.
94Jul22 11:56 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Yep, that's me. I'm bigger than Jesus.
94Jul23 7:44 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
900 foot Jesus? Oh, I'm big alright. SWEET JESUS! Where did that come from
anyways? Did they like have a B-B-Q after the crucifixion? NO! I get it
now. That cave they burried him in was really just a giant barbecue pit. The
angles weren't crying because he wasn't there, they just had heart burn.
94Jul23 2:25 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
You shouldn't compare genital size to jesus.
94Jul23 4:28 pm eat my skin from Vericose Vein
Jesus had a really big sausage. The flapdoodle is the central part of
christianity, and Jesus as the head, has got the biggest shlong next to God,
whose weenie is light-years long.
Cannibalism> read
94Jul14 8:36 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
In Japan, you have to slurp in your noodles in order to indicate that the
noodles are good. Otherwise, you are disrespecting the host.
94Jul14 9:14 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Afterwards, you have to floss his mouth with your tongue.
94Jul14 9:52 pm from Hobgoblin
Kind of like you have to belch in Japan to show your liking to a certain meal/.
94Jul14 10:20 pm from Psyche
And you have to have a nude picture of Marilyn Monroe in your safe.
94Jul14 11:28 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
And you have to bring the family goat to make-out point to demonstrate that
you appreciate your hosts' hospitality.
94Jul15 3:59 am I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
And you have to milk the goat.
94Jul15 9:12 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
Wow, this is all so weird and magickal.
94Jul15 11:40 am from Psyche
Hi there, you.
94Jul15 10:18 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
Hello you fool, I love you.
You stupid asshole, who you calling a fool?
94Jul16 12:31 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
He's the type of guy who likes eggs and garbanzo beans.
94Jul16 9:48 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
Did you know Gougin's paintings look like a normal object would at the speed
of light?
94Jul16 10:25 am from Hobgoblin
Sure.
94Jul16 12:45 pm from Sputnik
cool.
94Jul16 2:25 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Someone served me at bruch today some sort of cassarole that had whole eggs in
it. I bit into a whole yolk! Yuk.
94Jul16 2:25 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
BRUNCH not bruch. Damn I'm falling apart
94Jul16 5:14 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
Brooch.
94Jul16 5:31 pm from Psyche
I had soupe de l'onion.
94Jul16 5:54 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Smooch.
94Jul16 6:11 pm from Sputnik
I had food.
94Jul16 7:31 pm from Hobgoblin
I had an egg roll. Why the hell are they called egg rolls if they're filled
with noodles? Wouldn't it make more sense to call them a noodle roll? What
the hell. I mean.. duh.
94Jul16 10:02 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
Maybe it wasn't an egg roll. I've never eaten an egg roll at home for dinner
for the last 16 years. Egg rolls aren't chinese.
94Jul17 12:05 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Egg rolls usually just have lettuce and some various things like a little bit
of meat in them.
94Jul17 9:31 am from Hobgoblin
There was a big sign that said "Egg roll." And it looked like an egg roll..
and it tasted like an egg roll.. and it smelled like an egg roll.. and it felt
like an egg roll.. so it must have been an egg roll.
94Jul17 10:40 am from Sputnik
But it tasted good. Thats what counts.
94Jul17 11:19 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
Right.
94Jul17 5:28 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
The sign tasted like an egg roll? Wow, effective advertising.
94Jul17 8:52 pm from Psyche
Hu hu.
94Jul17 10:32 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
better yet. Eat dust!!
94Jul17 11:36 pm from Hobgoblin
Um. Ok.
94Jul18 3:51 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Welll as I mentioned before. 95 percent of dust human is human skin.
94Jul19 5:48 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Surely you jest! (grin)
94Jul19 11:22 am from Cannibal
Powdered toast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
94Jul19 1:15 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Man!!!
94Jul19 5:34 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Out of powdered toast again? Leve everything to me! Cling tenacisouly to my
buttocks!
94Jul19 7:54 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
Powdered toast man!
94Jul19 10:27 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Frank Zappa was an awesome Pope.
94Jul20 12:57 am Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
Frank Zappa was awesome Period.
94Jul20 7:06 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Thank goodness for past tense.
94Jul20 4:43 pm Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
I hate you.
94Jul20 5:22 pm This is from Zeylan
I never got into the whole Frank Zappa thing. I didn't see the appeal. Him
and Alice Cooper, I just don't get it.
94Jul21 3:25 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Alice Cooper, blah, he's not that interesting. But Frank Zappa, now he was
cool! He had lots of weird musical ideas and used a lot of humor.
94Jul21 6:11 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Frank Black is pretty soul.
94Jul21 8:40 am from Psyche
Wacky wacky wacky.
94Jul21 9:23 am A Little Modern Art from Yacub
Him and ALICE COOPER!? How dare you even compare!? Frank Zappa was a
musician, as well as being wacky wacky wacky, Alice Cooper was just.. ugh...
94Jul21 11:00 am This is from Zeylan
It's all the same shit to me.
94Jul21 11:40 am Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Smells the same to me too.
94Jul21 1:30 pm from Hobgoblin
Yum yum.
94Jul21 8:34 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
Wacky, them cannibals.
94Jul21 11:52 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Auto-cannabalism is the hip new craze that's sweeping the nation!
94Jul22 6:08 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
I refuse to eat my car.
94Jul22 1:02 pm from Hobgoblin
I can just see him sitting behind his computer screen typing something stupdi
like that and going "HAHAHAH! I KILL ME! I"M SO RANDOM! I'M SO FUNNY!"
94Jul22 2:10 pm from Cannibal
If you eat the back of your thighs it looks like really nasty stretch marks.
94Jul22 4:13 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
I saw a really fucked up movie yesterday. This guy has like 4 people in his
basement that won't die and he fucking injects them with animal stimulant and
then kill them all with a lawnmower. Good special effects though.
94Jul22 8:24 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
Sounds like quality viewing.
94Jul22 8:47 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Yup. Late night cable, I love it.
94Jul22 11:57 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Fun for the whole family!
94Jul23 7:46 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Then why is the local cable company called Cox? I doN'T GET IT! It's just a
statement. Don't add any special meaning about me getting it. Again you take
everything the wrong way, anally.
94Jul23 2:25 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
that was horrible.
This room kicks ass> read
94Jul17 10:35 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Oh my. THe infamous B and B. Dude, does this room really kick ass or are you
...Shut up dude. Change the channel. Nachos i want sojme NACHOS. Has anyone
seen that episode where Beavis goes to heaven and asks saint peter if the
chicks will do whatever he watns here and saint peter goes no and beavis says
some other stuff whcih saint peter answers NO. and then beavis goes, well can
i get some nachos?? are you sure this is heaven?? heheh. I find an element of
"low brow" humor in that that is very amusing. Quite liek shakespeare's risque
jokes about sex. hehh or shoud i say huh huh.
94Jul17 11:37 pm from Hobgoblin
Oh please. LEt's not talk about this.
94Jul18 12:32 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
What DO you want to talk about then, Hobgoblin?
94Jul18 8:33 am from Psyche
What have they done to the earth? WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO OUR FAIR SISTER?
94Jul18 10:30 am from Hobgoblin
Nomething better than TV. EVERYTHING.
94Jul18 3:51 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Laugh.
94Jul18 7:30 pm from Psyche
Oy vey.
94Jul18 10:22 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Uh... K'nish.
94Jul19 5:51 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
God bless you. How the hell do you spell Gazuntite any how? German Shmermen
that ain't cool. Gnomething.
94Jul19 1:15 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Gesundheit.
94Jul19 5:36 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
"Yiddish is the language of coughing and spitting"-Buddy young Jr.
94Jul19 8:43 pm from Hobgoblin
I thought that was German.
94Jul19 9:24 pm Hahahhaha from Sputnik
oi vey!
94Jul19 10:27 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Ach so.
94Jul19 11:42 pm Rubber biscuits from Mike Swanson
(hack hack)
94Jul20 12:58 am Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
"simmer down"
94Jul20 7:08 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
(scrape scrape)
94Jul20 4:43 pm Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
MY GOD you are pathetic.
94Jul21 3:25 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Hammer down.
94Jul21 6:11 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Is that simmilar to "nail me"?
94Jul21 9:23 am A Little Modern Art from Yacub
Baby.
94Jul21 9:49 am Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Nail me, baby, uh-huh uh-huh.
94Jul21 8:34 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
Its so easy to kill your love...
94Jul21 11:52 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
...and yet it's so hard to get extra ketchup.
94Jul22 4:13 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Ketchup and mayo.
94Jul22 11:57 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Hold the mayo!
94Jul23 7:47 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Sinko day mayo. Hold the pickle.
94Jul23 9:27 am from Hobgoblin
hu hu pickle
94Jul23 2:25 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
pickles and cucumbers.
94Jul23 5:25 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Pinky?"
"I think so, Brain... But what would she do with the cucumber once she had
it?"
Ongoing story> read
94Jul14 3:38 pm from Psyche
Remember when Bob made this room?
94Jul14 4:34 pm adopt an aardvark from Mike Swanson
Blaylock?
94Jul14 6:32 pm from Psyche
Yup.
94Jul14 6:59 pm adopt an aardvark from Mike Swanson
Can't imagine him calling here anymore.
94Jul14 8:36 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
Too....policital.
94Jul14 9:52 pm from Hobgoblin
Join the NRA.
94Jul15 9:12 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
Once upon a time, there was a computer nerd redneck.
94Jul15 10:18 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
Perhaps.
94Jul17 10:36 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Look they named a board after me. Grin. Perhaps I shall call.
94Jul18 12:33 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
The Void BBS: 685-4345.
94Jul18 7:24 am I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
(Yes. Shuffle him off.)
94Jul18 8:33 am from Psyche
Hi, Mike.
94Jul18 12:34 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Howdy-doo!
94Jul18 3:51 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Calling...
94Jul18 8:56 pm This is from Zeylan
I hate these motherfucking ongoing story rooms.
94Jul18 10:22 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Luckily, there's absolutly no topic at all whatsoever.
94Jul19 12:38 am I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Not even a story
94Jul19 10:59 am from Sputnik
wacky wacky wacky! (((((G))))
94Jul19 1:30 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Well, there may not be a story, but I am casually reminded of a story from our
past...
It was about five months ago, when we were having a picnic Q in the
middle of Builder's Square. They tried to kick us out, but Hob and Yacub set
up a baracade of wood and industrial piping. Math Blaster was patroling the
outside perimeter of our fort on a ride-on lawnmower. Zeylan was fending off
the mamagement by telling them exactly what he thought of their blue vests.
Suddenly Dark Doctor X came into the store, looking for several cans of black
spray-paint, but he couldn't buy them because of the recent restricted sale to
minors law. So he lugged an old Eagle II computer over to us, and offered to
trade it in exchange for someone purchasing the paint for him. Well, the
Gregster was busy showing all the girls his vegetarian recipies, and Mike was
constructing some sort of pipe bomb, and Tom Tech and I were busy playing with
various Makita power tools, so the only person left was Guy Fox, and he didn't
want to have anything more to do with ddx, after the poodle incident. So ddx
went back outside, strapped the monster computer on the back of his CyberTrike
VI, and peddled away in a cloud of dust.
When we left, I noticed that every salesperson in the store had taken off
their uniform smocks. A few of them were even huddling in the corners,
convulsing slightly. We each bought a box of Christmas lights, and promptly
left, each pushing a cart full of equipment that Bob had bought, but couldn't
quite fit into his coat.
94Jul19 5:37 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
whoa.
94Jul19 7:55 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
I spent 40 minutes on this bbs, and I still have 20 rooms to go.
94Jul19 8:44 pm from Hobgoblin
Hahhahahah. And I'm going to make 5 more this call.
94Jul20 1:00 am Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
And I'll 'Z' them all.
94Jul20 10:03 am Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
King of Z.
94Jul20 12:48 pm from Psyche
I am so late.
94Jul20 12:57 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
What are you, the fucking rabbit from "Alice in Wonderland"? Get a grip.
94Jul20 2:30 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
hahahhahahahahahhahah!
94Jul20 3:33 pm from Psyche
Mike, it's all YOUR fault.
94Jul20 4:10 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Yeah, yeah, it's always my fault. Blame the person you don't know; never see;
sure that's the easy way out. Don't take responsibility for your own actions.
94Jul20 4:43 pm Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
Never!
94Jul20 5:43 pm Dust Lady from Laski
If I took responsibility for my own actions, I would not be a perfect being.
94Jul20 7:17 pm from Hobgoblin
Ooo.
94Jul21 3:26 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
"I'm so late. Mike, it's all your fault."
Is there more to this than meets the eye? Hmm... Inquiring minds are
incredibly nosey.
94Jul21 8:40 am from Psyche
You idiot.
94Jul21 9:23 am A Little Modern Art from Yacub
You're so perfect.
94Jul21 9:40 am Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
I was late picking her for the square dance. She hates that.
94Jul21 9:41 am Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Do-si-do and away we go and all that, you know.
94Jul21 4:10 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
I can't stop laughing. I have nothing to say but laughter. I love this board!
94Jul21 6:34 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
(smooch)
94Jul21 6:58 pm Yeah yeah from Airaly
you love this board?? ack. There is somethign wrong with you Void.
94Jul21 9:32 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
Calm down, its only a bbs. Nothing to creme your pants over.
94Jul21 11:54 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Creme'd'pants. It sounds like a French desert. I liked it on Get A Life!
when Chris was in the world championship spelling bee, and he forgot how to
spell "pants."
94Jul22 6:11 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
That was a great show.
94Jul22 11:55 am Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
Scary, I agree with you. Did you all see Cabin Boy?
94Jul22 4:13 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Cream of SOmeyoungguy...
94Jul22 11:58 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I never saw it! I need to rent Cabin Boy.
94Jul23 7:49 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
He is probably on Haley St. somewhere. And who is Haley anyways?
94Jul23 2:25 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
uhhh..your mama?
94Jul23 5:25 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
The guy who discovered that comet.
CArs> read
94Jul16 5:55 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Egg, Frito. I had to eat eggs for brunch.
94Jul16 7:36 pm from Hobgoblin
I dunno about seeing a bomb go off and getting bled on by birds...
94Jul16 10:03 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
I want to go to Paris next year. I need a lot of money.
94Jul17 12:25 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
That's incredibly stupid. There's no reason for innocent birds to get hurt.
Why not eliminate the middle-man and have the bomb go off on the hill with
you?
94Jul17 1:39 am from Psyche
"That's incredibly stupid." YOu're such a pal. God.
94Jul17 4:55 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
If the birds flew over and bled on me, the first thing that I would do as a
reaction probably would be thinking that they were shitting on me and to get
out of the way.
94Jul17 9:35 am from Hobgoblin
Red shit. Yuck.
94Jul17 10:24 am from Psyche
Oh, thanks SO much for ruining my idea.
94Jul17 11:32 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
Yours was too complicated, too, it needs to something simple like mine. Of
course, some of the wonderful things that have happened to me are things I
would never have thought of here. Like running around on a golf course,
seeing a shooting star, and becoming a tree.
94Jul17 5:35 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Well, I mean, usually I don't mind your flights of fantasy, but wounded birds
dripping vital fluids all over you and a lover? How can that POSSIBLY be
appealing to you?
94Jul17 8:57 pm from Psyche
It just IS. Not vital fluids, BLOOD.
94Jul18 12:41 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Blood is a vital fluid. Why would you want to hurt an animal?
94Jul18 8:40 am from Psyche
FOR FUN. BECAUSE I LIKE IT. I LOVE OTHER PEOPLE'S PAIN. YES. IT MAKES ME HAPPY
TO HURT PEOPLE. REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG( AND PEOPLE MADE FUN OF YOU ON
THE PLAYGROUND? WELL, THAT WAS ME. EVERY TIME. ME ME ME. ME HURTING YOU. FOR
FUN. AND I'LL DO IT AGIAN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. DIE DIE
DIE. o.
94Jul18 9:58 am from Sputnik
hahahahaha Well, truth is not a bad thing. And luminary, are you a
vegetarian? no. So dont be A god damn fucking hypocrit. Youre contributing
t the suffernig and killing of animals just as much.
94Jul18 5:24 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Laugh. Yes. I do not have much of a problem with killing animals. I can deal
with using lower life forms for food. As long as we do not abuse them we may
use them. Ugh, that rhymed.
94Jul18 7:40 pm from Psyche
hip hip horray
94Jul18 10:50 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
But Psyche's talking about abusing them.
It's wrong to hurt animals.
Sputnik: I'd be a vegetarian if hambuger didn't taste so good. I don't eat
any other meat except for hamburger. So the only animal I consume is cows; for
their milk, meat, and leather. That's not too wasteful.
94Jul19 12:38 am I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
hip hip hurray!
94Jul19 9:36 am from Psyche
Let's all get together and have some fun abusing animals.
94Jul19 10:49 am from Hobgoblin
I had rabbit for dinner last night. It was.. really weird.
94Jul19 11:11 am from Sputnik
Your abusing them indirectly, pink boy, by eating their muscles between two
pieces of bread. I hope you get high chlorestrol. And thoses basket ball
shoes youve got, even tho you dont play, arent that wasteful I guess.
94Jul19 1:42 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I don't have basketball shoes. At least I don't think I do. I've got a
leather jacket and a leather belt and leather shoes and probably other leather
things that aren't occuring to me yet, though. And I'm not abusing them
indirectly. They are raised to be eaten, they aren't killed for no reason.
Sputnik, do you eat any meat?
94Jul19 6:15 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Well abusing them is like unesscessary animal testing. And that is kind of
tribi, ugh I hate typos that I can not fix, trivial is it not? I WOULD stop
eating meat but hamburgers tastes soooo goood. If it mattered enough to you,
then you would not eat it. And meat does not necessarily mean you have high
cholestorol!! I believe we have a raving vegetarian on our hands. We eat meat
and it's OUR decision so leave us alone. Just how cruelty free are you really
Sputnik, or is it just another something to prove?
94Jul19 8:57 pm from Hobgoblin
22 year olds don't say "like" a whole lot.
94Jul19 9:45 pm Hahahhaha from Sputnik
hmmmm.. I never said I was a vegetarian. And this really has nothing to do
with what I do. The point here was that you were saying that you shouldnt
abuse animals etc..etc.. YEt you do indirectly. So, therefore, you have no
justification your little messages directed to Psyce. Because you do the same
thing. And why does it matter if I eat meat? Because maybe if I do, you have
something to attck me about? huh? huh? well, nope you dont. Because I
never was a hypocrite about it., Yes. I eat meat. I try to eat as little
as possible. I kind of find it disgusting. ANd Ellie, dearie. Whats this"
It OUR decision so leave us alone." I wanst attacking meat eaters. Dont be
so defensive and quick to attack. ANd Lil Lummy. You ARE abusing them
indirectly. Are you an idiot? are you just flat out butt dumb? YOU are
killing them indireclty. I am killing them indirectly. So face reality.
YOU ABUSE COWS> YOU KILL COWS> YOU KILL COWS> KILL KILL ABUSE ABUSE> And
yes. I remember you had some really":cool" stlyin' basketball shows, that
were black. I thought they re pretty nifty. And shiny too. oh well, thats
besdies the point. Oh yes. They are raised to be eaten. But they are still
animals and they still hfeel pain etc..etc..
94Jul19 11:07 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Oh, you mean my army boot things? Those are neato.
I agree that they still feel pain. But my point is that they are not just
killed for no reason; they are killed to be consumed. To be consumed by me,
and everybody else. I KNOW they feel pain when they are crammed into little
stalls, hit on the head with a sledgehammer, hooked by their necks (when often
they aren't quite dead yet), and cut down their belly with a machette so that
all their blood and internal organs spill out onto the floor. But consuming
an animal is okay, whereas shooting them "for fun" is, in my opinion, wrong.
Perhaps you think hunting is okay; I think it's wasteful and unnecessary. And
Psyche just wanted to injure birds; she didn't plan to eat them, or anything,
she just wanted to wound them so that they bled. Which, in my opinion, is
about the stupidest thing she's ever said. What kind of fool would desire
intentionally hurting an animal, just for the sake of hurting it? Well, I
answered my own question, but still. The idea remains.
94Jul20 1:35 am Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
I've got my magnifying glass. Somebody get me an ant.
94Jul20 9:36 am from Sputnik
yea. But MY point was that youre still abusing them.indirectly that is.
smile. And yes. I totally disagree with hunting. Even if its to eat. Sur,
their are exceptions, but we have a limited supply of "wild" animals, and if
people want meat. They should just go to the store. I think Psyche just said
that for the sake of saying it. Shes like that.
94Jul20 3:02 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Hello I am not Ellie! Ellen, it's Ellen. And Hobgoblin why are you grasping at
straws? I used like like "as". And oe can not make such a general assumption
about 22 year olds.
94Jul20 3:25 pm }m ;kjStFukz>)}|aL from Sputnik
Like..ok.suuure Ellie, dahling. Go back to your fishpond.
94Jul20 3:52 pm from Psyche
ahahahahahahhaha. this is SO COOL. LA LA LA. Actually, I was totally and
completely serious when I said we should all get together and abuse some
birds. We definately need to break their wings before we bleed them, and maybe
pluck a few feathers.
94Jul20 4:10 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Stop licking that bird.
94Jul20 4:56 pm Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
Hmm... I'm getting ideas.
94Jul20 5:36 pm This is from Zeylan
I don't know what the fuck all of you are whining about, with this abusing
animals thing. I eat red meat, plain and simple. I don't care what cow it
came from, I don't care if it came from the bovine equivalent of Lassie, if
the cow was about to save the planet, if it was the smartest cow alive. I
don't care if you torture it first, or if it lives in a 3x3x6 cage all its
life. Just kill it and put it on my plate.
94Jul20 8:22 pm from Hobgoblin
Void, I'm just calling your bluff.
94Jul21 3:57 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I wonder if Psyche would really hurt an animal? I wouldn't think so... But
then again, I've been surprised in the past about people hurting animals. But
still, it is yucky that she would think of hurting them, even if it was just a
meaningless rant.
94Jul21 7:25 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
I can picture her swearving to hit an animal with her car.
94Jul21 8:48 am from Psyche
Yeah, I would. Totally. That would be Pf'nR, totally MACHISMO. Oh yeah, man.
Give me an animal, ANY animla, and I shall take my pleasure in hearing it
squeal in pain. God, you are idiots.
94Jul21 9:35 am Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
I like animals.
94Jul21 9:49 am Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Psyche is mastering the art of sarcasm. Soon I will sway her to the Dark Side.
94Jul21 10:08 am from Psyche
Yes, master.
94Jul21 11:06 am This is from Zeylan
If you're the Darth Vader of sarcasm, I shudder to think what that makes ME.
94Jul21 11:42 am Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
The Emperor, obviously. I'll be tossing you down the access shaft a little
later.
94Jul21 12:19 pm This is from Zeylan
No tossing off down my shaft allowed.
94Jul21 1:41 pm from Hobgoblin
I can't believe you two actually even questioned her on that animal thing.
Jesus christ.
94Jul21 9:34 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
Luminary has many leather bondage products.
94Jul21 10:08 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
He has a hairshirt too.
94Jul22 12:18 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I'm also available in five fruity flavors.
94Jul22 12:17 pm Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
What about peppermint?
94Jul22 4:13 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Glow in the dark.
94Jul22 6:39 pm from Psyche
Peppermint ice cream.
94Jul22 7:12 pm from Hobgoblin
THat is dangerous stuff.
94Jul22 8:25 pm Moof! from Mike Swanson
Pepperment Life Savers.
94Jul22 8:47 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
"Raw Sewage! I love it!"
94Jul23 12:34 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Nothing like the fresh taste of raw sewage to get ya going in the morning!
94Jul23 11:02 am Not STAN, Satan from Satan Boy
Wraith sucks
94Jul23 2:26 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Hmm...I don't understand. Are you trying to tell me something?
94Jul23 5:36 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Maybe it's a secret code.
enthalpy> read
94Jul13 12:39 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
So I'm listening to "Kill the Great Raven" by Snakefinger from his CD
collection. What are you listening to?
94Jul13 5:49 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
birds chirping and klick klicketycklick click thunk thunk teek click.
94Jul13 1:15 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
Whompeter Karras.
94Jul14 6:39 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Sure, help yourself.
94Jul14 8:37 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
No thank you.
94Jul17 10:48 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
um there are too many rooms on here.
94Jul18 7:24 am I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
And you made another one! Err.
94Jul18 5:25 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Yes yes. YOu see I am secretly plotting agasint you all because I don't kno
you. YOu see I am leading a cult of dog aliens down from outer space and am
testing the proveribal waters of planet earth.
94Jul18 5:34 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Ah INFINITE RETRY
94Jul18 10:50 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
hehehehe
94Jul19 6:16 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
ha!
94Jul20 1:35 am Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
This is taking too long.
94Jul20 3:02 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
"I'll second that"
94Jul20 4:10 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Fewer rooms!
94Jul21 7:25 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Let this one be ther first to go.
94Jul21 9:49 am Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Room away!
94Jul21 3:11 pm join me from GREAT CTHULHU
I dunno about you guys but I think this BBS needs more rooms, don't you agree?
94Jul21 5:25 pm Yeah yeah from Airaly
Void why do you stay on here when they all treat you so bad?
94Jul21 5:25 pm Yeah yeah from Airaly
same goes for Joshfuck and Lumiarny
94Jul21 6:35 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
Yes, this BBS definitely needs MORE rooms. Many more. There just aren't
enough. I'm never satisfied.
94Jul21 7:03 pm Yeah yeah from Airaly
Exactyly!!!
94Jul21 9:34 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
Scroll.
94Jul21 10:08 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
{scroll scroll scroll}
94Jul22 7:16 am Words in the Dark from Lack of Sleep
Just call me Joshfuck for short. Oh, I'm big alright.
94Jul22 10:38 am from Psyche
Wa ha ha
94Jul22 12:18 pm Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
Wa wa wa waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
94Jul22 1:22 pm from Hobgoblin
Everyone here gets their share of shit slung at them except Zeylan.
94Jul22 4:14 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Who will sling it back at you.
94Jul22 7:12 pm from Hobgoblin
Yep.
94Jul22 8:25 pm Moof! from Mike Swanson
Zeylon is Teflon.
94Jul22 8:25 pm Moof! from Mike Swanson
Err. Zeylan.
94Jul22 8:47 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
The all new ZeyFlon.
94Jul23 12:35 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Now with soap!
94Jul23 11:02 am Not STAN, Satan from Satan Boy
Wraith sucks
94Jul23 1:29 pm This is from Zeylan
STAN boy, will you please shut the fuck up already? We are aware that you
have some sort of lower intestinal obsession with Wraith, you can stop now.
94Jul23 2:26 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Lower intestinal obsession? WOw, i've never had someone had that kind of
obsession with me...i don't know. Should I be blushing?
94Jul23 5:36 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Or flushing.
Cybercity> read
Gate to Hell> read
94Jul17 7:55 pm from Sputnik
Whatever slices your teeth.
94Jul17 8:53 pm from Psyche
Whatever makes you SHUT UP.
94Jul17 9:18 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
"_________"
94Jul17 10:36 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Um, tell me why would anyone enter hell willingly??
94Jul17 11:37 pm from Hobgoblin
Who cares.
94Jul18 12:33 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Hey, whatever floats their boat.
94Jul18 10:31 am from Hobgoblin
I hope it sinks.
94Jul18 12:35 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Whatever pogs their dog.
94Jul18 3:52 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Well I obviously care Hogoblin or I wouldn't ask.
94Jul18 10:23 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Hell's no fun.
94Jul19 5:55 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Have ya been there? But it's cool and evil and dark and sepulchral.
94Jul19 1:30 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
It's R80, man.
94Jul19 5:38 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Sepulchural. Now there is a word. Ugh and spelling the Righto with a little 8
is so god damn annoying.
94Jul19 8:46 pm from Hobgoblin
I thought you were a posative person.
94Jul19 10:31 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
!! Wow! I never thought of it that way. Sputnik and Psyche like to say "R80"
for some reason. I have no idea what it means. They say it means "rad" but I
think a much better meaning would be "Retro-80's" like Mr. T and Mama's Family
and David Hasslehoff and Pac-Man and Rocky and Kermit the Frog and t-shirts
with pictures and Smurfs and corporate takeovers and Boy George.
"L8r" is also annoying.
94Jul19 11:44 pm Rubber biscuits from Mike Swanson
Hey. The 80s were cool. I grew up in the 80s. I ate Pac-Man ice creams as a
child.
94Jul20 1:02 am Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
Mr. T experience, maybe. Anyway, the 80's were cool, but R80 has nothing to
do with them.
94Jul20 9:25 am from Sputnik
TRue. Lummy, you dont know what your talking about.(once again.) R80 is/was
an inside joke and JEssica wasnt even there. It has just been carried on
outside the inside joke part. Look. r80 = r. a. d. anyway. Oh yea! PAC
MAN! That was very 80's. '
94Jul20 10:04 am Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
What the hell is the "Mr. T Experience"? I hope it's not a new ride at
Universal Studios.
94Jul20 11:11 am from Hobgoblin
I think we got Night Rider, didn't we? I don't remember. But Mama's FAmily
was very 80's too.
94Jul20 12:49 pm from Psyche
WHY did I get the real name treatment?
94Jul20 2:32 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Wait. I thought you were speaking of me. Psyche , your real name is Jessica?
oh dear no wonder. Hobgoblin: Shut up.
94Jul20 3:20 pm from Sputnik
Mr. T Experience is a band. They are PF'nR!
94Jul20 3:34 pm from Psyche
And however did you infer that, o Void, you broken female in need of a bit of
suport from any handy subservient male? Is it perhaps because YOU AREN't WHO
YOU SAY YOU ARE? Ah well. At least now I have an excuse.
94Jul20 4:45 pm Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
Haha! I can just imagine what tthe Mr. T Experience would be like... would it
be like the King Kong ride?
94Jul20 5:26 pm This is from Zeylan
Void, I won't die in your arms. I promise. And you're just a wee bit younger
than me, so we'll hit it off great. I'll treat you like shit, I'll walk all
over you like you were my carpet, I'll cum in your hair and fart under the
covers. I'll fuck you in ways that you thought were impossible for mammals to
fuck, and then I'll tell all my friends what a lousy lay you were. And you'll
love me for it, you'll bow down before me like I was your personal christ.
And while you're down there, don't forget to swallow, and hold your flat head
still so you don't spill the drink I've set on top of it. It'll be so nice.
94Jul20 6:09 pm from Sputnik
Zeylan. I hpe you know that we young ones worship you and cling to every
single word you type as if it were the meaning to life itself. Please. Tell
us more.
94Jul20 6:41 pm This is from Zeylan
Sorry, but your PG-13 mind would probably fizzle and burst inside your skull.
94Jul20 7:20 pm from Hobgoblin
That was beautiful, Zeylan.
94Jul20 10:32 pm from Sputnik
oh!
94Jul21 3:29 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I didn't like that Zeylan rant so much. The trash humor never impresses me; I
guess because anybody can do that. Plus, Zeylan's a lot more talented than
that anyway.
94Jul21 9:26 am A Little Modern Art from Yacub
But if it wasn't trash humor, it couldn't deal with that subject.
94Jul21 11:03 am This is from Zeylan
I'm not here to amuse you, fucker. When I'm on your payroll THEN we'll
discuss it further.
94Jul21 1:31 pm from Hobgoblin
Hhaahaah
94Jul21 4:11 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Psyche. Read the back posts.
94Jul21 6:36 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
Whatever makes you read the back posts.
94Jul21 6:58 pm Yeah yeah from Airaly
Giant fuckign flying pigs. Yeah man i can see them. When PIgs fly!@!!! eah and
pigs might fly out of my butt. sorry i'm being stupid, but ti's fun.
94Jul21 9:36 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
Would those pigs be engaged in fornication while in flight, or after they land?
94Jul21 10:09 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
No. They are Platonic pigs.
94Jul21 11:55 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
You better shape up, Zeylan, or we'll send you back to boot-camp.
94Jul22 6:13 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
No, we'll just rewrite the Zeylan bible that they all worship.
94Jul22 7:41 am Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
Zeylan is the Old God. We are disenchanted now. We need a New God.
94Jul22 10:27 am from Psyche
I volunteer.
94Jul22 11:55 am Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
Boot camp. Nasty place, I've heard.
94Jul22 1:05 pm from Hobgoblin
Yep. They give you a hole 90 mintutes every two weeks to relax. If you're
lucky.
94Jul22 2:38 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
We've already worshipped Psyche.
94Jul22 4:14 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Nope, we worship Sanetan and I am his Avatar.
94Jul22 6:28 pm from Psyche
MIKE, you shall be our God. Then we shall make of you a martyr, and crucify
you.
94Jul22 7:07 pm from Hobgoblin
That'd be cool.
94Jul22 8:26 pm Moof! from Mike Swanson
I'm too damned squirrelly for that.
94Jul22 8:47 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
He likes squirrels.
94Jul22 9:47 pm Moof! from Mike Swanson
Too bad he doesn't know what "squirrelly" means.
94Jul22 11:07 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Oh no.
94Jul22 11:59 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Wait, are you trying to tell us your real name is Marbo?
94Jul23 3:09 am Moof! from Mike Swanson
huh?
94Jul23 7:52 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Exatcly. Huh? Lumie. I know we are friends and all, but, WHAT THE FUCK? Oh,
94Jul23 2:27 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Luminary is the real marlboro man.
94Jul23 5:26 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
That's me! I herd the cattle, wrassling them to the corral with my unshaven
face and firm muscles, then I look at the ladies, climb down a mountain, and
hack up a huge ball of black phlegm.
Weird Poll Room> read
94Jul17 12:07 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Actually, wouldn't it mean punk banana?
94Jul17 10:41 am from Sputnik
no.
94Jul17 11:22 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
I hate everything. No, not really.
94Jul17 5:29 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Whoa! You had me going there for a minute.
94Jul17 10:37 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Hmmm, questions question. Who here thinks Swing Music is wonderful?
94Jul18 12:34 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Swing music is pretty nifty. I like other forms of music much better though.
I have uncommon tastes.
94Jul18 8:34 am from Psyche
It's got to be Chris.
94Jul18 9:49 am from Sputnik
anything weird tickles your fancy..
94Jul18 3:53 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Chris?? I repeat, Jessica Ellen.
94Jul18 4:26 pm from Sputnik
bah.
94Jul18 5:06 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
bah hum bug.
94Jul18 7:13 pm from Hobgoblin
WE don't believe you, neener neener neenr.
94Jul18 7:31 pm from Psyche
WE're the gestapo, and at this very moment you are UNDER INQUIRY.
94Jul18 10:24 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
It occured to me in another room that it might be Chris. If it turns out to
be, my respect for him will drop down a few notches. That's not a funny thing
to joke about.
94Jul18 10:24 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Right now I'm listening to "Bricks Are Naked, Dammit!" by Only A Mother.
94Jul19 11:01 am from Sputnik
We DONT care what you are lisenting to RIGHT now. WHY SHOULD WE FUCKING
CARE? why? why? what does this all mean? but. that songs sounds pretty
zany, lil lummy.
94Jul19 1:31 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Right now I'm not listening to anything at the moment.
94Jul19 5:40 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
No one obvoiusoly gives a fuck what anyone else besides the ones in their
little bitter youth rebel clique think. So what is the point of anyone besides
themselves posting on this board? There is no point. Give it up. It is obvious
that you do not care about anything else right now so stop announcing it. NO
ONE CARES that you don't care.
94Jul19 8:48 pm from Hobgoblin
I thought you were a posative person, idiot. What a load of bullshit. Horse
manure. It stinks. By the way, you have absofuckinglutely no clue of what
you are talking about. Such miconceptions.
94Jul19 9:26 pm Hahahhaha from Sputnik
hahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhah. smile
94Jul19 10:34 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
She's totally right! How can you actually believe that there are no cliques
on this board, Hobgoblin? And it's true that no one cares that other people
don't care. It goes without saying, but I said it anyway.
94Jul19 11:44 pm Rubber biscuits from Mike Swanson
I transcend cliques.
94Jul20 1:03 am Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
I'm smelling popcorn right now.
94Jul20 7:16 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Why? Are you going to name each one and identify them by smell?
94Jul20 11:13 am from Hobgoblin
No comment.
94Jul20 2:34 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Hobgoblin really. " I thought you were a positive person, what a load of bull
shit". Can you not see that those were not really negative statments? Dear god
boy! You are so extreme. I am basing my opinion on what I have seen. I am
willing to change it but I have not seen anything to the contrary.
94Jul20 3:21 pm from Sputnik
oh dear!
94Jul20 3:35 pm from Psyche
It's FUn to be negative.
94Jul20 4:12 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Indeed!
94Jul20 4:45 pm Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
It's fun to be positive.
94Jul20 5:44 pm Dust Lady from Laski
It's fun to be.
94Jul20 6:11 pm from Sputnik
Hey. wasnt it a jolly day! wahahah. The sun was a shining! The clouds
looked like fluffy cute lil' things that reminda one of skiping stones on a
Summers Eve! ahhh...I just wanna douche! So I can feel freh and purified
again! What a glorius happy day this has been. smile.
94Jul20 7:24 pm from Hobgoblin
Void, I'm sick of you and you've been here for 2 days. Go away. To begin
with, you were all happy and gigglefuckish and then you began to open up to
us, to reveal your secrets; to get us to pity you. I don't give a shit about
some fake account's long lost love named Jason who got shot to death in her
arms. It's crap. Then you got all negative and before you know it, you tell
everyone to fuck off and to shut up, and then claim that you're such an
incredibly posative person. I never claimed I was posative, negative, blah
blah. And you know what? I really could give a (Zeylan quote here)
"radioactive rat turd" what you think.
94Jul20 10:33 pm from Sputnik
"posative"
94Jul21 3:31 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Being positive is good for everybody.
94Jul21 6:21 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Oh sure, just leave you, Void and myself out. Thanks! ;}
94Jul21 8:41 am from Psyche
Being positive is bvlah blah blah. God, god god god god.
94Jul21 9:26 am A Little Modern Art from Yacub
Being is good. I agree.
94Jul21 11:03 am This is from Zeylan
Radioactive rat turd? And you call that one of MY quotes? I should say not.
94Jul21 1:32 pm from Hobgoblin
No, actually, it is. Exqueeze the positive. duh.
94Jul21 4:15 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Goodness Hobgoblin. Yes I am telling everyone to fuck off and shut up. I am
acting like you on purpose. Much like how I get imitated on here. Why on earth
should I care if you are sick of me? And it has been longer than two days. Has
it possibly occured to you that I really do not care if some teenager I don't
know from a place I have lived in a total of oh 2 weeks feels that way about
me? I do not even care enough to argue much or to explain myself to you since
I feel as if I have already done a good enough job of that.
94Jul21 5:18 pm Yeah yeah from Airaly
here's a question. Who hates me?
94Jul21 6:37 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
Not I.
94Jul21 6:58 pm Yeah yeah from Airaly
Yeah. I love you Mike.
94Jul21 9:38 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
Things to say in crowded places:
1) Lets all cling tenaciously to my buttocks.
2) Look what I found in my stool today.
3) Homogenized.
94Jul21 10:11 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
Other things to say:
1) Does this look infected to you?
2) That's not the elevator button, but keep pushing it anyway.
3) Think this smells like root beer?
94Jul21 11:57 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
More stuff to say:
1) I'm just airing it out.
2) Did you have monkey dung for lunch?
3) Titilate me.
94Jul22 10:28 am from Psyche
I don't hate you, Airalin, but this is WRONG.
94Jul22 11:56 am Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
I hate you, Airalin. Just kidding. Ha ha.
94Jul22 1:08 pm from Hobgoblin
Airalin, what makes you think that people "hate" you?
94Jul22 1:52 pm acirema from Sputnik
paranoia
94Jul22 4:15 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
let's have a weird poll.
94Jul22 6:28 pm from Psyche
Is it just a blatant plea for help?
94Jul22 8:48 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
No, I just want to kill someone.
94Jul22 11:59 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Maybe the fact that some of you are mean to her? Just a thought.
94Jul23 7:54 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Not anymore! You had to go and type it out now it's a statement. (evil
grin) Think about it.
94Jul23 2:27 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Mean to who?
94Jul23 5:27 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Airalin.
The Gate to Hell> read
94Jul15 9:14 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
YES, I love finger tops!
I have become totally fascinated by this product and cannot stop playing with
it! Please enter my name on your mailing list.
94Jul15 11:40 am from Psyche
What is this song, "Dance Naked"? It's dumb.
94Jul15 10:20 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
There are plenty of dumb songs. I find girls or "women" confusing more and
more as each day passes.
94Jul16 12:34 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
What's a finger top?
94Jul16 5:16 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
Your fingernail.
94Jul16 6:12 pm from Sputnik
(bow)\
94Jul16 10:03 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
no.
94Jul17 11:22 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
Ba-da-boom.
94Jul17 10:38 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
what is this? another gate to hell?? well intersting writting but hey. Are
there realyl tow gates to hell?? and where's that multiple headed dog that's
supposed to be guarding them!!
94Jul18 12:34 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Cerebus?
94Jul18 7:25 am I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Cerebus is the aardvark. Cerberus is the doggie.
94Jul18 8:34 am from Psyche
It's chris. I have solved the mystery. Give me an award.
94Jul18 12:18 pm from Satan Boy
No there aren't too gates to hell, unless you know of another?
94Jul18 3:54 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
I am not Chris Psyche. And I see the dog now thank you.
94Jul18 7:32 pm from Psyche
But but but you HAVE to be chris.
94Jul18 10:25 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Let her be.
94Jul19 6:00 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Let her be what? yellow I say! Yellow! Ahh, transmography this!
94Jul19 9:31 am from Psyche
Oh, you're so wise Luminary. SO wise. A prophet for the 90's.
94Jul19 5:41 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Why on earth do I have to be Chris. The latest consenus I receive on Gaiasys
is that I am you!! (Psyche that is).
94Jul19 10:35 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I've heard that Void is really Psyche, too. I kinda doubt it.
94Jul19 11:45 pm Rubber biscuits from Mike Swanson
Don't tell anyone, but Zeylan is Psyche.
94Jul20 1:04 am Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
Oh, wow. I can't believe I've actually MET ZEYLAN.
94Jul20 7:19 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Well that Zeylan Psyche thing is just a wee bit right on. HE IS SHE OR LIKE
WISE! Together as one they plan to consume us all. IT'S TRue I tell ya!
94Jul20 9:26 am from Sputnik
Its all one big conspiracy! PSyche killed JFK too!
94Jul20 11:14 am from Hobgoblin
No! She was Howard Hunt's assistant.
94Jul20 12:50 pm from Psyche
It would be so cool if I were Zeylan.
94Jul20 12:58 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
I think that was a musical a few years back.
94Jul20 12:58 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
No, maybe that was "The Trouble With Zeylan"....
94Jul20 2:36 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
hahahahhhah. We are all Psyche. This is jsut Psyche's Sybil-like fantasy. Ok.
I admit it, I am Psyche. She and Hobgoblin and joined together to create me.
Yes, that is who I REALLY am. Smile. Shut up Void.
94Jul20 3:35 pm from Psyche
now I KNOW it's you, ERin. This is so pathetic.
94Jul20 4:46 pm Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
"It's not just a _____, it's a nightly desperate cry for help."
94Jul20 6:11 pm from Sputnik
ouch
94Jul20 7:24 pm from Hobgoblin
I'm not Psyche. But ... "what if?"
94Jul21 3:34 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
That's a weird thought, Psyche and Hob teaming up to create an account. But
it's not Erin and it's not Chris and it's not me and I SERIOUSLY doubt it's
Psyche.
94Jul21 6:23 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
it's me. and who the fuck could get so fucking thrilled over getting donuts?
94Jul21 9:27 am A Little Modern Art from Yacub
You're so cool.
94Jul21 9:50 am Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
He's stylin'.
94Jul21 1:33 pm from Hobgoblin
Smoooooth.
94Jul21 1:47 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Refreshing.
94Jul21 4:16 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
That's wonderful Psyche love. I just feel sorry for Erin.
94Jul21 5:03 pm from Psyche
Me too. She's crazy.
94Jul21 6:37 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
Naaah. Just misunderstood.
94Jul21 6:59 pm Yeah yeah from Airaly
what? oh that hurt Psyche.
94Jul21 9:39 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
I think Void harbors sexual fantasies about her mother.
Psyche is the Eat me, Beat me Lady.
94Jul21 11:58 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I thought she was the Squeeze me, Tease me Lady.
94Jul22 6:22 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
NO way in hell, Wraith! That would too great of a complement. Plus, she is
no way as sensual or sexual or as cool as the Eat me Beat me lady.
94Jul22 9:22 am Rockin' the Casbah from Sputnik
You would know.
94Jul22 10:29 am from Psyche
Ahem, well.
94Jul22 11:57 am Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
Well...?
94Jul22 1:08 pm from Hobgoblin
Eat me, beat me lady. Hahahhahaha
94Jul22 4:15 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
you goddamn cultural illiterates.
94Jul22 6:28 pm from Psyche
It's this movie, you know?
94Jul22 8:26 pm Moof! from Mike Swanson
It's "Log"
94Jul22 8:48 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
from blammo!
94Jul23 12:00 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I like G.I. Log.
94Jul23 7:56 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
And now available in anatomically correct Log.
94Jul23 2:27 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Gasp!
94Jul23 5:27 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I want Log Version 3.0 For Windows.
ok, now its renamed> read
94Jul12 2:55 pm join me from GREAT CTHULHU
(slurp)
94Jul12 4:05 pm Dristan Gardens from Yacub
My soul yearns for a person to meld with.
94Jul12 6:43 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
Stop with your wet dreams already.
94Jul13 12:30 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Mr. Spock can meld your mind for ya.
94Jul13 5:05 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
But he always whips out the skillet. I don't trust him for some reason.
94Jul13 9:37 am join me from GREAT CTHULHU
I'll take your soul.
94Jul13 10:05 am Let me in, wings from Sykie
THIS is TERRIBLE. What have I DONE?
94Jul13 10:36 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
This sucks.
94Jul13 11:21 am from Hobgoblin
Change it to sike, heeheh gigglefuck
94Jul13 1:16 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
How about Dickie.
94Jul13 10:19 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Ha! That'll teach her to mess with fate.
94Jul14 11:04 am Let me in, wings from Sykie
Oh my GAWD. I think I'll throw a temper tantrum.
94Jul14 12:40 pm adopt an aardvark from Mike Swanson
Go for it.
94Jul14 2:36 pm Dristan Gardens from Yacub
Beat your fists 'gainst the floorboards.
94Jul14 3:39 pm from Psyche
BUt wait. it's fixed.
94Jul14 8:38 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
Shaddup.
94Jul14 10:20 pm from Psyche
DIE. Yes, you can die now. STOP being so TALKATIVE.
94Jul14 11:29 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I was hoping she'd hit her computer in a fit of rage.
94Jul15 12:11 am QWERTY Keyboard from The Wombat
We wouldn't see anything on this end.
94Jul15 4:02 am I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
We might see gtju5h4i4y559249/o p'
94Jul15 9:15 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
What was wrong anyway?
94Jul15 11:18 am from The Wombat
No carrier
94Jul15 11:40 am from Psyche
He was being dumb.
94Jul15 10:22 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
You have no right to call him dumb, just like I have no right calling you a
bastard.
That wasn't to you psyche.
I said that to some guy who was yapping at my friend. I had my hair spiked up
and was wearing all black and some sunglasses. He was half drunk, but he
looked away and resumed his drinking.
94Jul16 5:33 pm from Psyche
"Hu hu, did you say stoned? how'd you guess, hu hu."
94Jul16 5:57 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Nothing like moveable hair.
94Jul16 6:12 pm from Sputnik
Thats punk rock.
94Jul16 7:33 pm from Hobgoblin
PFn'R
94Jul16 10:04 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
My hair is a big fro.
94Jul16 10:32 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
That means you are alternative. You should go to a rave so you can be cool.
It will be R80. You'll be stylin'. You'll have the moves. Dude. You're NOT
mainstream. Dude. Even your danduff has flair. Time to cruise by Burger
King to pick up the babes. Smooooooth.
94Jul17 12:07 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Smooth.
94Jul17 9:32 am from Hobgoblin
Hahahahahhahahahahaahaha. Babe watchin' at Burger King!
94Jul17 11:23 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
Welcome to Der Wienerschnitzel.
94Jul17 1:11 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
May I take your order?
Sorry sir, I cannot date the customers.
94Jul17 8:53 pm from Psyche
Yeah, I want "ACKOGH SADLKSA:DL DFLKJDSFLKJG DFKGJDFLGJDLKGJDLKJGDFL
GKLDFJGLKERTJGLK|."
94Jul17 9:18 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
I'm sorry we don't serve that.
94Jul17 10:38 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
also what?? Tell me. No Tell me!!
94Jul19 6:02 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
and they all fell to the corruption and lived.
94Jul19 5:41 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Ok. (smile and nod)
94Jul20 1:04 am Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
Would you like Whale Sperm with that?
94Jul20 7:19 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Who is Whale?
94Jul20 10:05 am Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Bowhead.
94Jul20 2:37 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
No but I would like a Narwhal horn.
94Jul20 4:47 pm Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
No!
94Jul21 3:34 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Narwhal horn! The unicorn whale.
94Jul21 9:27 am A Little Modern Art from Yacub
They're white whales, too.,
94Jul21 10:30 am from Sputnik
No the arent. Beluga whales are otherwise known as white whales tho.
94Jul21 4:16 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
True.
94Jul21 9:40 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
You bathe in DNA.
94Jul21 11:59 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I've been o hell, I spell it. I spell it DMV.
I saw the Primus video to that tonight.
Mr. Kamakazi, Mr. DNA, he's an altruistic pervert, Mr. DNA...
That's performed live on the Devo video I bought a couple weeks ago.
94Jul22 6:26 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Narwhal are too white. They might not be called or known as the white whales,
but they are white. Or rather greyish light blue. Beluga whales are pretty
cool. They look a hell of a lot like porpoises.
94Jul22 9:23 am Rockin' the Casbah from Sputnik
I didnt say they werent white, foolio. But thats not their "official name.
And Beluga whales are neat. They are one of my favorite whales I think.
94Jul22 11:58 am Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
But they are white whales. Hahah! EAT FUCK!
94Jul22 4:15 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Ya gotta keep'em ....intact.
94Jul23 12:01 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
No blubber should be out of place.
94Jul23 7:58 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
SHUSH! That's mean! Psyche isn't that big.
94Jul23 2:27 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
That's so PC.
94Jul23 5:28 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
That wasn't very nice.
The Chaos Plane> read
94Jul08 4:58 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
ddx you really shouldn't put yourself down like that.
94Jul08 10:09 am from Sputnik
People who live in glass houses should throw stones.
94Jul08 12:47 pm Dristan Gardens from Yacub
Pathetic person: One with a subscription to Playboy.
94Jul08 1:04 pm from Sputnik
To sum it all up> Trapper
94Jul08 2:02 pm from Hobgoblin
Trafford. AHhahahahha.
94Jul08 7:49 pm from Sputnik
I thought it was Trapper? hmm.. AM I GOINTG DEAF!!EX Khd dSVSDF
94Jul09 10:32 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
Trapper? Tee hee hee. Actually, it's Traford.
94Jul09 10:38 am from Sputnik
Thats even worse. I think.
94Jul09 10:57 am from Hobgoblin
Hey, he's a dickweed.
94Jul10 2:26 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Pathetic Person: Someone with a subscription to Field and Stream.
94Jul10 2:26 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Unless it's Les Claypool.
94Jul10 3:34 pm Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Hey I had a subscription to Field and Stream, and My brother even had a couple
of his pictures published in it. but then again, he get's PAID to do nothing
but fish! What a life.
94Jul10 6:29 pm from Hobgoblin
Unless it's Les. So that means that you're pathetic.
94Jul10 7:21 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
He gets PAID to fish? Wow. I wish I could get paid for goofing off.
94Jul10 10:35 pm from Charlotte Sometimes
Killing animals for cash, hey, sounds good..(ahem)
94Jul11 7:52 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
Become a musician. Or a comedian. s
94Jul11 11:10 am from Hobgoblin
Hu hu.
94Jul13 5:52 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
nonono. He tags fish for cash. He doesn't kill anything. "It's okay to eat
fish, cause they, don't have any feeeeeelings. " But they still taste bad.
94Jul13 10:41 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
I idolize Kurdt too.
94Jul13 1:17 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
Ya lousy bastards!
94Jul14 6:40 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Why, thank you.
94Jul14 11:10 am Let me in, wings from Sykie
YOu know, maybe I'll just make a totally new handle. This is so AWFUL. Because
the sysop will never come and help me, seeing as how he's dead.
94Jul14 12:40 pm adopt an aardvark from Mike Swanson
Who killed the sysop, anyway?
94Jul14 1:48 pm from Hobgoblin
Your mother.
94Jul14 2:43 pm Dristan Gardens from Yacub
Laski.
94Jul14 3:43 pm from Psyche
But tell me why first.
94Jul14 3:51 pm What does it MEAN?? from Laski
YEah.
94Jul14 4:34 pm adopt an aardvark from Mike Swanson
Leave my mom out of this.
94Jul14 6:25 pm from Sputnik
We should make a room in memory of the dead sysop. I bet his sittng at his
computer terminal now. His head on the keyword, rotting. The mail piling
up. Small rodent running around his home, with rats nibbling on his toes.
poor poor poor sysop.
94Jul14 7:00 pm adopt an aardvark from Mike Swanson
Luminary Coremaster did it. With a knife. In the study.
94Jul14 8:39 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
But at least he has a cool board.
94Jul14 11:42 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
No! It wasn't me! It was Professor Zeylan, I swear!
94Jul15 4:02 am I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Professor Zeylan of the College of Feel Good Self-Esteem, no doubt.
94Jul15 10:22 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
If he heard you say that, he'd cut off your balls and eat them.
94Jul15 10:35 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Fortunately, the Zeymaster knows the value of sarcasm.
94Jul16 5:16 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
hmph.
94Jul17 12:25 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Gridlock, gridlock, gridlock, gridlock.
94Jul18 9:13 pm This is from Zeylan
njmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ow, shit, I was leaning on my keyboard all funny. Now I've
forgotten what I was going to say.
94Jul18 10:51 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Bummer.
94Jul19 12:39 am I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
I hate when that happens.
94Jul19 1:43 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Tell me about it.
94Jul19 6:16 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
too bad
94Jul19 11:45 pm Rubber biscuits from Mike Swanson
Think about it.
94Jul21 9:40 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
Tell me about the time when you stuck a soldering iron up your anus.
94Jul22 12:19 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Again? I've heard that story seven times already. Geez.
94Jul22 7:17 am Words in the Dark from Lack of Sleep
So I took the soldering iron and it was about yea far in and then I took one
of those, ahh, you know, ahh...
94Jul22 7:44 am Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
exacto knife?
94Jul22 4:16 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Ginsu 2000.
94Jul23 12:35 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Yeah! And then he took one of those, um... you know, those...
94Jul23 11:02 am Not STAN, Satan from Satan Boy
Wraith is not cool
94Jul23 12:08 pm Moof! from Mike Swanson
Quit biffing the board, Stan.
94Jul23 2:28 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
I'm detecting...a message.
94Jul23 2:47 pm Moof! from Mike Swanson
It takes a delicate ear to figure this one out.
94Jul23 5:36 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
He's very subtle, this Stan Boy.
Pube for President> read
94Jul09 1:13 pm from Hobgoblin
Hey. Don't steal things, CUNT.
94Jul09 2:01 pm adopt an aardvark from Mike Swanson
Should have pulled the rag out of his other ear.
94Jul09 7:54 pm Dristan Gardens from Yacub
What the fuck?
94Jul09 8:19 pm adopt an aardvark from Mike Swanson
Hmm. Maybe you did.
94Jul10 2:20 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Is everybody ready for the picnic in the jungle?
94Jul10 9:39 am from Sputnik
That would be fun!
94Jul10 3:18 pm Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Oh great. Now I have that damned teddy bear's picnic song stuck in my head.
ARGH!!! It's as bad as mariachi music! fuck now I have some twisted mix of
the two stuck in my head! ah nevermind. Don't think about it.
94Jul10 6:26 pm from Hobgoblin
Hu hu.
94Jul10 7:19 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
The Teddy Bears' Picnic? How in the imaginary inferno underworld did THAT get
stuck in your head?
94Jul10 9:11 pm This is from Zeylan
I wanna find out where the teddy bears have their picnic. I'd like to round
themn all up and shoot them in the heads, make steaks and furry pillows. Eat
their sandwiches they packed for the day.
94Jul10 10:32 pm from Charlotte Sometimes
See them play and run about, they love to play and shout, they never have any
If you go out in the woods today, you better not go alone. It's lovely out in
thw woods today but safter to stay at home. For every bear that ever there
was is gathered there for ceratin because today's the day the teddy bears have
there picnic! Picnic time for teddybears, those little teddybears are having
a lovely time today. See therm run and prance about, they love to pkay and
shout they never have any cares! At six o'clock there mommies and daddies
will take them home to bed because they're tired little teddy bears...GoD! I
haven't thought about that for eyars! i ahd to type it out to see how much i
remember, gee. I loved that song, my mom sang it for me while I drank from my
cambells soup plastic cup.
94Jul11 12:03 am adopt an aardvark from Mike Swanson
Never heard it before.
94Jul11 7:47 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
I've never heard the whole thing either.
94Jul11 9:36 am Let me in, wings from Psyche
Come on baby, don't fear the reaper.
94Jul11 11:15 am adopt an aardvark from Mike Swanson
Blue Oyster Cult.
94Jul11 4:14 pm Qwerty Keyboards from The Wombat
Eat blue oysters.
94Jul11 11:48 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
Eat a lot of vitamins so your pee will be very yellow.
94Jul13 5:10 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Your pee will be a lot of vitamins so eat very yellow.
94Jul13 11:21 am from Hobgoblin
Hu hu RANDOM hu hu. That was just mighty funny. Hu hu.
94Jul13 1:17 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
Pencil Sharpener.
94Jul13 10:19 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Pasta strainer.
94Jul13 10:38 pm adopt an aardvark from Mike Swanson
Papa's straining.
94Jul13 11:08 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Papa don't leech.
94Jul13 11:52 pm from Hobgoblin
I'll bet Madonna is HIV+.
94Jul14 12:22 am adopt an aardvark from Mike Swanson
She's skanky.
94Jul14 6:17 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Yo mama is so stanky, she went swimming in the ocean and got mistaken for a
tuna.
94Jul14 2:36 pm Dristan Gardens from Yacub
Oh dear.
94Jul14 8:39 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
Your mama is so funky, she wore secret and it told on her.
94Jul14 11:30 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Hahahahahahahaa that was funny.
94Jul15 12:12 am QWERTY Keyboard from The Wombat
Gibbon.
94Jul15 10:23 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
Your mama is so stupid, she thought Taco Bell was a mexican phone company.
94Jul17 10:38 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
And what is your campaign stance Pube??
94Jul19 6:03 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Slighly resting on the left leg with a slight hunch and his hands in his
pockets.
94Jul19 1:32 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
hehe.
94Jul19 5:42 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
He should stand up straight and tall. It would make a better impression that
he knew what he was doing.
94Jul19 10:35 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
But... He wants to look like Nixon!
94Jul20 1:05 am Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
I'm glad the Daraka room has a ? after it.
94Jul20 2:37 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
As all America breathes a sigh of relief, realizing Yacub's statement.
94Jul20 7:25 pm from Hobgoblin
Shut up, Void.
94Jul20 9:29 pm from Psyche
You're really mad, aren't you?
94Jul20 9:59 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
He's steaming mad. At dirt.
94Jul20 10:16 pm from Hobgoblin
Actually, I'm not mad at all.
94Jul21 3:35 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
hahahahaha Rug Doctor.
94Jul21 6:25 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Boy does he ever lie well.
94Jul21 8:42 am from Psyche
You just sound bitter, is all.
94Jul21 9:27 am A Little Modern Art from Yacub
Haha! Thanks, Mike!
94Jul21 1:34 pm from Hobgoblin
I'm a tooth fairy.
94Jul21 1:47 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Brush me.
94Jul21 4:16 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Laugh.
94Jul21 9:41 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
Laugh?
Would that be like, die?
94Jul22 12:00 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Or digest?
94Jul22 6:27 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Or goto hell?
94Jul22 11:58 am Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
(little eiffel) (little eiffel)
94Jul22 4:16 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
There is only one eiffel, and it was made from an erector set.
Heh...erector set.
94Jul23 12:01 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
huh huh... dude, you said "set".
94Jul23 7:59 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Bump, set, SPIKE! ouch. ouch.
94Jul23 2:28 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
No! Not the herring!
94Jul23 5:28 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Save the pickled water!
another fuckin room> read
94Jul17 10:39 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Heh. APt name
94Jul21 3:03 pm join me from GREAT CTHULHU
Hip Hip
94Jul21 4:17 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Huzzah.
94Jul21 5:19 pm Yeah yeah from Airaly
cool you said huzzah!! i liek that. do you go to ren faires and stuff>? that's
where I got husaah from
94Jul21 9:41 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
One of you with Aide Privs get rid of these extremely stupid rooms.
94Jul22 12:00 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Nobody has Aide privs.
94Jul22 6:28 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
And they Sysop is dead. And aly = head.
94Jul22 9:43 am join me from GREAT CTHULHU
Somebody has aide privs.
94Jul22 11:59 am Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
Mabe.
94Jul22 12:04 pm Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
Oh, and Huzzah is so...
94Jul22 1:09 pm from Hobgoblin
I don't have aide privs
94Jul22 4:16 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Someone has AIDS privelages.
94Jul23 12:02 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I bet I can guess who!
94Jul23 2:28 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Whoop!
Sanctuary*> read
94Jul11 12:09 am adopt an aardvark from Mike Swanson
Kids, kids, kids. What'll I tell your mom?
94Jul11 7:47 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
Cunt.
94Jul21 5:26 pm Yeah yeah from Airaly
giggle
94Jul22 11:59 am Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
What's hairy and sucks blood>
94Jul23 12:02 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
A vampire bat.
94Jul23 1:16 pm This is from Zeylan
Your mother.
Phooey> read
94Jul11 11:48 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
babies that glow in the dark.
94Jul12 12:27 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I saw on a Spanish channel, this kid who was about maybe 1.5 to 2 feet tall,
and he was in a wheelchair, and he was graduating from some high school
somewhere. And THEN, on the other Spanish channel, I saw ANOTHER deforned
person, this one was a baby with a HUGE head, and it was laying there as its
mother fed it milk from a bottle. It looked like the stereotypical "Grey"
type of alien, that people are abducted by, et cetera.
94Jul12 2:59 pm join me from GREAT CTHULHU
It was a result of Grey genetic experiments. They are attempting to introduce
alien elements into the gene pool in order to speed up their assimilation of
our planet.
94Jul12 3:25 pm from Sputnik
thats a total Lie Luminary CoreMAster. A TOTAL LIE! Babies cant come out
looking like aliens. NO WAY! NO WAY! NO NO> Just STOP> NO!. (g)
94Jul12 6:43 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
So what does it tell you about spanish people?
94Jul13 12:37 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
That they have weird chemicals in their water supply.
94Jul13 5:57 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
It's called Polio. They don't have manditory vacinations like the US. That
is what we have to look forward to in the future as the reinfect the US due to
all the illegal immigration.
94Jul13 10:10 am Let me in, wings from Sykie
ahahahhahaAHAHAHHAHAHAhahahahahhaahHAHAHAHAHAAhahaha everyone is just TOO
witty today. The boy in the bubble and the baby with the babboon heart.
94Jul13 10:42 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
Carbon Dioxide in the water supply!
94Jul13 11:29 am from Hobgoblin
Where smokestacks belch
94Jul13 1:17 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
Its called carbonation.
94Jul13 1:44 pm from Sputnik
Save the fucking children!!!!!! Ahhhh!
94Jul13 10:26 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Save the whales.
94Jul14 6:42 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Save the celibate children also!!!!!!!
94Jul14 11:10 am Let me in, wings from Sykie
The WITMASTER.
94Jul14 2:43 pm Dristan Gardens from Yacub
Aaaaah!
94Jul14 6:25 pm from Sputnik
Zut!
94Jul14 7:00 pm adopt an aardvark from Mike Swanson
Aaaaah!
94Jul14 8:39 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
may i present the witless wonderbread.
94Jul14 11:42 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Alice in Wonderbread.
94Jul15 10:23 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
Alice in Wonderbread and some lettuce.
94Jul16 9:26 am Qwerty Keyboards from The Wombat
With a dab of mayonaise, and a tomato.
94Jul16 9:55 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
Alice in Subway.
94Jul16 12:49 pm from Sputnik
Alice ina pickle jar eating animal cookies like a horse.
94Jul16 5:16 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
Alice in a Man.
94Jul16 6:19 pm from Sputnik
idiot.
94Jul16 7:37 pm from Hobgoblin
"This is a song about drinking, and how fucking stupid it is. It's called
Alice."
94Jul16 10:04 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
hm.
94Jul17 9:36 am from Hobgoblin
Daraka Gibralter.
94Jul17 10:46 am from Sputnik
eh?
94Jul17 11:44 pm from Hobgoblin
Get it? Hu hu. Daraka Gibralter! LIke.. Da Rak a Gibralter... The Rock of
Gibralter? Hu hu. My science teacher came up with that in 7th grade.
94Jul18 8:41 am from Psyche
The biting wit.
94Jul18 10:35 am from Hobgoblin
No kidding.
94Jul18 12:36 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
I have teethmarks on me. That's how biting that wit was. So biting, I need a
fucking tetanus shot.
94Jul18 4:29 pm from Sputnik
hmm
94Jul18 5:26 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
laugh. I really like that song by Black Crowes "She talks to Angels". Six
degrees of separation apparently.
94Jul18 7:41 pm from Psyche
The Black Crowes. What's next? Oy VEY! so I wish we had will 'o the wisps in
Santa Barbara.
94Jul18 9:14 pm This is from Zeylan
Now hey. I like the Black Crowes too. Just because your spastic father
doesn't play them because he's too busy playing "Black Hole Sun" AGAIN AND
AGAIN doesn't mean that they're not a good band.
94Jul19 12:39 am I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
uhhh I like hearing "Black Hole Sun" 18 times a day.
NOT!
94Jul19 9:37 am from Psyche
God, they played such SHIt yesterday. They didn't play ONE GOOD SONG the whole
day.
94Jul19 10:50 am from Hobgoblin
Mentally retarded people are called "spastic" in england. THe SS is the
SPastic's Socitey.. Kind of like United WAy or whatever.
94Jul19 1:43 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
United Way? Isn't that a thrift service?
94Jul19 6:17 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Your father lieks Soundgarden? Why don't you just ask him to play some of oyur
music in your own home.
94Jul19 8:58 pm from Hobgoblin
Hu hu.
94Jul19 11:08 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Good idea. It's not like you don't have all of the CD's they play anyway.
94Jul20 3:03 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
-h. -h.
94Jul20 3:52 pm from Psyche
"lieks"
94Jul21 4:32 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
And that is?
94Jul21 9:42 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
I prefer sitting in the middle of the street for 3 hours.
94Jul22 12:19 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I agree fully. Sitting in the middle of the street is fun. And the street is
a useful tool for breaking CD boxes.
94Jul22 7:18 am Words in the Dark from Lack of Sleep
No, really. It was already like that.
94Jul22 12:18 pm Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
I feel bad for cutting people's hands. It's my fault, in a way.
94Jul22 1:22 pm from Hobgoblin
What if they were gang bangers and kicked your ass?
94Jul22 4:17 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
We should do it again some time, when my parents take these chains off me.
94Jul23 12:36 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Heck, they could leave them on for all I care. It would add a new dimension
to the group adventure.
94Jul23 11:02 am Not STAN, Satan from Satan Boy
Wraith sucks
94Jul23 1:29 pm This is from Zeylan
At least he doesn't biff the system, faggot.
94Jul23 2:29 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Zeylan is my knight in shining armor.
I'd say gallant, but he might kill me.
Praise, Adoration!> read
94Jul17 12:08 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Aluminum foils.
94Jul17 1:36 am from Psyche
Sword foils.
94Jul17 11:23 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
You didn't get big foam swords.
94Jul17 2:45 pm join me from GREAT CTHULHU
(drool)
94Jul17 8:53 pm from Psyche
I know. Why don't YOU get them? Be a leader.
94Jul17 10:39 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Got it. I feel as if i have spoken much this call. Next time, maybe i shall
leave in this room, some of my memories. IT all depends on how my thoughts are
received.
94Jul17 11:39 pm from Hobgoblin
Oooo. Euuhhh.
94Jul18 9:49 am from Sputnik
deep.
94Jul18 12:36 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
We feel your giant brain throbbing.
94Jul18 3:55 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Throbbing? Well now. What a charming thought. Ugh.
94Jul18 6:43 pm Senseless cruelty from Leqi-Unninni
I don't mean to pick on you Void. It's just all to serious for me...your
views, I mean. Anyway, thanks Psyche and Sputnik for remembering me! I am so
TOUCHED! I love you so much! And I am here to stay!
94Jul18 7:14 pm from Hobgoblin
YAY! Hey, what abuot me, bitch?
94Jul18 7:32 pm from Psyche
She's mine, you prick. LEQI MON AMOUR! oh my GAWD i am so HAPPY.
94Jul18 10:26 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Sheesh.
94Jul19 6:06 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
For a second there I thought she was going to sing a delta delta delta pledge
song. Scary thought.
94Jul19 10:42 am from Hobgoblin
Hu hu.
94Jul19 5:44 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Well Leqi thank you. Your reaction is more what I thought i would receive. But
I have mended all my ways, repented , seen the light and switched TOOO this.
Sorry I just rented the little Mermaid.
94Jul19 8:49 pm from Hobgoblin
Oh, how cute.
94Jul19 9:27 pm Hahahhaha from Sputnik
Airalin likes the little mermaid too. You two would get alonng nicely.
94Jul19 10:36 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
hahahaa Funny. So the other day I bought a Devo video that I was sure had
been out of print for many years. It was only $14.95 too! Whatta deal!
94Jul19 11:46 pm Rubber biscuits from Mike Swanson
Whip it.
94Jul20 1:06 am Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
Yeah, bitch, what about me too?
94Jul20 9:27 am from Sputnik
Whip it good.
94Jul20 11:14 am from Hobgoblin
Shhha, whip it! Ugh, Salt n' Peppa rap of the 80s.
94Jul20 11:15 am from Hobgoblin
That was push it, though.
94Jul20 2:39 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
I want one of their darling little red potter hats.
94Jul20 3:21 pm from Sputnik
I bet you do.
94Jul20 3:36 pm from Psyche
Let's all get on with our lives, shall we?
94Jul20 4:13 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Yes. I'm off to my canoe.
94Jul20 4:47 pm Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
Have fun.
94Jul20 5:45 pm Dust Lady from Laski
I will run and be a tree tonight.
94Jul20 6:12 pm from Sputnik
I bet you will. sicko
94Jul20 6:50 pm from Psyche
Shaddup.
94Jul21 3:36 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Hey! That's not exactly what it's supposed to mean to be "one with nature"!
94Jul21 3:38 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
And it's not a flower pot, it's an ENERGY DOME!
94Jul21 6:27 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Watch out for woodpeckers. HAHAHAHhahaha. Inside jokes!
94Jul21 8:29 am Senseless cruelty from Leqi-Unninni
"Sputty" ((((G)))) and Psyche are the only ones who CARED! Sigh....
94Jul21 8:43 am from Psyche
Oh LEQI thank GAWD. I'm here, going through every room filled with Lil'
Lummy's and Boy in the Closet's crap, and now here you are to bring me back to
what it's all about.
94Jul21 9:28 am A Little Modern Art from Yacub
We all care!
94Jul21 9:44 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
One day, all of Luminary's Devo stuff is going to fall off their shelves and
strike him dead.
94Jul22 12:01 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Nevah!
94Jul22 6:31 am Words in the Dark from Lack of Sleep
HA! That's my great aunt's name.
94Jul22 6:31 am Words in the Dark from Lack of Sleep
NO not Ha, Nevah.
94Jul22 9:25 am Rockin' the Casbah from Sputnik
Or someone will creep into his bedroom in the middle of the night, and break
his devo records and tthen they will take the sharp broken edge of the record,
and cut his wrists with them. Like in Swing Kids.
94Jul22 10:30 am from Psyche
And Kraftwerk, WE MUSN'T FORGET KRAFTWERK.
94Jul22 11:59 am Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
Swing kids was good.
94Jul22 1:54 pm acirema from Sputnik
YES. ONE wrist will be slit with a Devo record. The other with a Kraftewerk
record. and umm...hmm...I could go on. But Ill stop. NO. Dont make me go
on. really.
94Jul22 3:26 pm Senseless cruelty from Leqi-Unninni
Oh, Sputnik...I can sense the pain you endure every day...tell me all about
it...I'm here for you!
94Jul22 4:17 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Titilate.
94Jul22 4:17 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Feel my pain.....is....
94Jul22 4:18 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Read like....sane....ten...
94Jul22 6:29 pm from Psyche
We'll give Lil' Lummy the erin treatment, ifyouknowwhatimean. (think hair
remover)
94Jul22 8:27 pm Moof! from Mike Swanson
Erin has no hair?
94Jul22 8:48 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
She has no head, because its in this jar on my desk.
94Jul23 12:04 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
You fools! Cut me with a Barnes & Barnes record instead. They're my all-time
favorites. And cut my other wrist with the "Oh No, It's DEVO" record, because
that's one of the best records.
94Jul23 8:34 am from Sputnik
hmm..OK. Tell us where in your room they are so we can do this thing fast.
94Jul23 2:29 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Quicly! k!
94Jul23 5:29 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Which one, which one? How about the "Greatest Hits" record? It's in the
shape of a fish head, and has a big picture of a fish head on the front.
Charlotte's Marble> read
94Jul15 6:36 pm from Sputnik
I like that.
94Jul15 9:14 pm QWERTY Keyboards from The Wombat
Gooblesnortemboppy BBS. 20 Dollars the first message, 15 dollars each
additional message.
94Jul15 10:26 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
In this day and age, we have forgotten what we are and have pushed ourselves
to the brink of destruction. In the end, there will only be one thing that
will stand up to all that will happen and has happened. We will all have been
annihilated, but as the dust settles, we see it...McDonald's.
94Jul16 12:35 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
This is the spawning of the cage and aquarium.
94Jul16 9:51 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
Unless you buy into that movie, and it's Taco Bell, which would be much better.
94Jul16 5:16 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
blearg.
94Jul16 6:15 pm from Sputnik
Blitzgrieg bop
94Jul16 10:04 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
Blitzkreag.
94Jul16 10:33 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Mooooooooooooooooooo.
94Jul17 12:08 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Woof.
94Jul17 11:24 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
Gabba Gabba HEy!
94Jul17 2:46 pm join me from GREAT CTHULHU
(drool)
94Jul17 7:56 pm from Sputnik
Beat on the brat with a base ball bat!
94Jul17 7:56 pm from Sputnik
oh yea!
94Jul17 7:56 pm from Sputnik
oh yea!
94Jul17 7:56 pm from Sputnik
oh oh.
94Jul17 8:54 pm from Psyche
With your feet on the air and your head on the ground.
94Jul17 9:19 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Kool-Aid. Oh YEA
94Jul17 10:40 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Smile. what a lovely name. Charlotte's Marble. Simply delightful.
94Jul18 12:36 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
It's the room that always makes me happy, to be honest. It's the neatest
room.
94Jul18 8:35 am from Psyche
how about we hold a mass suicide? sound fun?
94Jul18 10:32 am from Hobgoblin
Evil.
94Jul18 12:20 pm from Satan Boy
HI there.
94Jul18 12:37 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Big time.
94Jul18 3:55 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
NO suicide! That is an awful thing.
94Jul18 7:32 pm from Psyche
AHAHAHAHHAHAAHHA it's fun.
94Jul18 10:28 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
You be first, Psyche. No, I insist. I can even help you select the brand of
analgesic. Want a coupon?
94Jul19 6:09 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Oh, wait. Here, I have some on me. I was hopping... ahh, I mean, I had some
just in case. Yeah, that's it.
94Jul19 9:32 am from Psyche
Nah, it's all right. I'm a thrifty gal. I'll use something from home.
94Jul19 5:45 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Well do you have a car?? You could just park in your garage and turn it on and
then listen to some nice music and go to sleep forever. Although it would
smell rather disgusting. Nevermind that now.
94Jul19 10:36 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Bring some Lysol.
94Jul20 1:07 am Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
Like in Short Cuts.
94Jul20 2:39 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Lysol? Do tell!
94Jul20 3:37 pm from Psyche
Suburbian Nightmare.
94Jul20 4:13 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Lysol is my life.
94Jul20 4:47 pm Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
I've never actually used Lysol.
94Jul20 7:25 pm from Hobgoblin
I've got a can of lysol under the sink.
94Jul20 8:54 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
I exude Lysol.
94Jul20 10:16 pm from Hobgoblin
Lysol is wonderful stuff.
94Jul21 3:37 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Lysol is fun to breathe in in large quantaties.
94Jul21 6:28 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
but only in the left nostril. so let me get this straight. Mike's life is an
odor killing antibacterial spray? What scent?
94Jul21 9:51 am Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Peanut butter.
94Jul21 1:35 pm from Hobgoblin
Oh my god.
94Jul21 5:19 pm Yeah yeah from Airaly
Cool!! Yeah!! lum you created it for Charlotte love! Phlem boy!! oh yeah!!
94Jul21 9:44 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
May I recomment Final Exit as a bedtime reading choice?
94Jul22 12:02 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
And "Freak Show" by the Residents is a charming album to lull you off to sleep.
94Jul22 6:33 am Words in the Dark from Lack of Sleep
Is there a band called the Abominable Crack Babies?
94Jul22 10:30 am from Psyche
"I mean, you are IN the bell jar."
94Jul22 12:00 pm Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
I wnat to read lots of books.
94Jul22 1:10 pm from Hobgoblin
Heavy on the freak sauce, jack.
94Jul22 4:18 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Learn to read so you can ...read?
94Jul22 6:30 pm from Psyche
Heavy on the freak sauce, Jack.
94Jul22 7:08 pm from Hobgoblin
jack looks better.
94Jul22 8:27 pm Moof! from Mike Swanson
What the heck is freak sauce?
94Jul22 8:27 pm Moof! from Mike Swanson
Jack.
94Jul22 8:48 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
You fucked up lotion freaks.
94Jul23 12:05 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
They go in the back room of Jack in the Box and make the secret jack sauce.
94Jul23 2:29 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
The best "stuff" in your body.
Sykie'sPAlace o lov> read
94Jul13 5:42 pm from Swagman
confirm? (Y/N): y
Swagman logged out
Now while every head is bowed and eye is closed, is
there any here amoung you wishing to receive the gift of baptism in the
digital spirit of Windows, a gift of the hidden knowledge of bit-mapped
Icons and real mode memory manageme
nt.
Yes, I see that hand...and that one. Yes, I see you too. Would you all
step forward to the altar here. Don't be shy. Don't be afraid. Here kneel
down and receive your gift of LIFE ver. 5.0 -- all for $99.99 (Cash, Check or
Mo ney
Order)
Please pay in advance -- No one rides for free...
--Swagman
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94Jul13 5:58 pm adopt an aardvark from Mike Swanson
Weird.
94Jul13 11:52 pm from Hobgoblin
Ok.
94Jul14 11:06 am Let me in, wings from Sykie
We really get to post Oscar Wilde poems. I shall, I shall. Just not right now.
In an hour, I will.
94Jul14 12:23 pm from Sputnik
Whats goindg on??!!
94Jul14 2:38 pm Dristan Gardens from Yacub
Weird.
94Jul14 3:40 pm from Psyche
I just can't belive Swagman really left that message.
94Jul14 5:25 pm from Swagman
I didn't.
94Jul14 6:18 pm from Sputnik
Erase this room.
94Jul14 7:01 pm adopt an aardvark from Mike Swanson
Weird.
94Jul14 8:41 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
Swagman is a biffer. I'll bet he sags his pants down and tags on bridges
every night.
94Jul14 9:16 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Yeah. He's become a rogue sysop.
94Jul14 9:55 pm from Hobgoblin
Did you know that the guy who did the hit and run on the little tagger-fuck
only got 90 days of prison?
94Jul14 10:09 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Well, he did not intentionally kill the kid.
94Jul14 10:21 pm from Psyche
This place reeks of Elron.
94Jul14 11:32 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
What ever happened to Elron? Wern't you good friends with him?
94Jul15 4:03 am I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Elrod.
94Jul15 9:18 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
I was, long ago, before any of this.
94Jul15 11:41 am from Psyche
Can anyone be good friends with a cartoon character? I'd bet money that he
made this room, though.
94Jul15 10:26 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
His boy elroy...
94Jul17 10:41 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Oscar Wilde is a Very good writer. How do i know if i get to be speical enough
to Sykie to express my appreciation for him?
94Jul18 8:35 am from Psyche
Why am I reaching for my gun?
94Jul18 12:37 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Maybe because it's poking you in the outer thigh?
94Jul18 3:56 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Excuse me then.
94Jul18 7:33 pm from Psyche
Did you know that in the olden days of yesteryear men wore swords at their
left side, so when dancing the lady had to be on the right? Fascinating.
94Jul19 12:40 am I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
The easier to run her through with.
94Jul19 6:11 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
It's just my sword. Really. What? noon? ;}
94Jul19 5:47 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Really? That's interesting. It reminds me of the rule for place setting. As in
silverware at a dinner table. The knife's blade always has to be facing
towards the plate because in the "olden days of yesteryear" if the blade was
facing towards the outside, one could rather easily slash one's neighbor's
throat.
94Jul19 8:50 pm from Hobgoblin
Wow.
94Jul20 1:07 am Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
Ah, yesteryear.
94Jul20 7:23 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
From next door even.
94Jul20 2:40 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
(smiles and nods at LoS) (---to the effect of a pat on the head
94Jul20 3:37 pm from Psyche
Heel and toe and heel and toe and slide and slide and slide and slide.
94Jul20 4:48 pm Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
Wave your right finger wave your left finger
94Jul20 5:29 pm This is from Zeylan
What kind of bullshit is that? About the knife I mean. So what? People used
to have their dog sit under the table so they could wipe their hands on it,
for chrissakes. What in the fuck is your point?
94Jul20 5:45 pm Dust Lady from Laski
It was an amusing bit of TRIVIA.
94Jul20 6:13 pm from Sputnik
slap clap patti cake. Wave your right finger wave your left finger
94Jul20 6:13 pm from Sputnik
THATS how it really goes.
94Jul20 7:26 pm from Hobgoblin
It was fun to watch as well, you know.
94Jul21 9:29 am A Little Modern Art from Yacub
Slap clap patty cake. Turn around and come right back. I'm sure it's more
fun to do.
94Jul21 9:45 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
You hemmeroidal flare up, you.
94Jul22 12:02 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Stop the itching burning sensation, Wraith.
94Jul22 12:05 pm Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
More fun to do than watch, like sex. Isn't that right, LoS?
94Jul22 4:18 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Preparation H.
94Jul22 7:08 pm from Hobgoblin
No, LoS likes to suck whore's nipples.
94Jul22 8:28 pm Moof! from Mike Swanson
Enough with the mexican whore! If I had had ANY idea, I would have never
brought it up!
94Jul22 8:31 pm Moof! from Mike Swanson
All right, let's change the scenario; give you guys another moral conundrum to
debate and then beat into the ground. What if she was very attractive, and
seemed to be coming on to you. SHe says she likes you, and was willing to
give you a night of passion for free. She assures you she'll use all the
necessary protection so you won't get AIDS - and besides, she doesn't have
it. SHe was recently checked. She's sitting on your lap (her shirt is
buttoned), NONE of your friends are slipping her $20s, and she's rubbing your
thigh. She's very well built.
94Jul22 8:49 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
I am neutral, I am Switzerland. My walls are up.
94Jul23 12:07 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I wouldn't do it. Sex is pointless if you don't love the person. Anybody can
have sex, that's one of the easiest body functions there are; every single
animal on the planet can have sex. Why bother? Go for the intellectual
activities instead.
94Jul23 8:35 am from Sputnik
(but dont quote him on that)
94Jul23 1:18 pm This is from Zeylan
I need more information. Where exactly in Mexico am I? And where in the room
am I in relation to the toilet?
94Jul23 1:41 pm Moof! from Mike Swanson
Well, I think you're in Tijuana. And you are in the bar. (Toilet's down the
hall.) Luminary is there, telling you that sex is bad.
94Jul23 2:30 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Sex is bad kids, that why you should let uncle Barney play with you.
94Jul23 5:29 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
It'll be your little secret.
Sampo!*> read
Daraka for Pres?> read
94Jul16 1:48 pm join me from GREAT CTHULHU
Let's make some more rooms.
94Jul16 2:28 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
This place has a lot of rooms.
94Jul16 3:24 pm from The Wombat
No. I will not. Bush will be pres.
94Jul16 5:17 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
No.
94Jul16 5:34 pm from Psyche
Daraka is the kind of guy the government will make "disappear."
94Jul16 5:58 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Bush wil not be president.
94Jul16 6:18 pm from Sputnik
Bush shmush.
94Jul16 7:34 pm from Hobgoblin
I want to ask Daraka how he's planning on overthowing capitalism.
94Jul16 10:04 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
The singing bush, you've shot the invisible man!
94Jul17 12:09 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Hehehe.
94Jul17 1:36 am from Psyche
I want to tell Daraka that there's an assasination attempt being planned ror
him. He's probably get so happy.
94Jul17 11:25 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
If only Daraka weren't so preachy, he could be great.
94Jul17 2:46 pm join me from GREAT CTHULHU
Daraka must die. Yacub, you will be the one to kill Daraka.
94Jul17 7:57 pm from Sputnik
hmmm.. Is he the chosen one?
94Jul17 8:54 pm from Psyche
Daraka would LOVE to be made a martyr.
94Jul17 9:36 pm Nothing Calls from Void
well well. If this doesn't jsut beat all. A room for Daraka no less. The great
child of his mind. Huh. Well perhaps fitting that i make my first appearance
here. The mind is a funny place. Esepcially when you play with ti's children.
94Jul17 11:39 pm from Hobgoblin
I thought you were old. How do you know Daraka?
94Jul18 12:37 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Why do you always talk about martyrs? I suspect you just like the spelling.
94Jul18 8:36 am from Psyche
I suspect I have more reason than that.
94Jul18 3:56 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
I have friends here. I jsut moved here, but one of my friends knows Daraka. I
am 22 actually.
94Jul18 4:28 pm from Sputnik
really?
94Jul18 5:07 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
yes really. Smile. oops I forgot you don't like that. Ok. Mouth spasm of
happiness. Jessica Ellen, 22 , and quite proud of it.
94Jul18 6:47 pm Senseless cruelty from Leqi-Unninni
Daraka needs to take a long vacation back to the place he was for the past
couple of years...Santa Barbara was so happy without him. He wants to make
everyone his brainless follower. It's pathetic. AAAAAAAAAAAA! I decide to
retry Gooble, and I am once again overcome by negative feelings! I am so
dark! I will be happy next time.
94Jul18 7:15 pm from Hobgoblin
Daraka is kewl. Everyone likes Daraka.
94Jul18 7:34 pm from Psyche
You know where he was, Leqi? HE WAS IN IRELAND. AND SCOTLAND. AND WALES. AND
ENGLAND. Now, after knowing that, HOW can you say he's not cool?
94Jul18 9:29 pm from Pusher O' Pussy
I' ve got proof that "VOID" is really the sysop of this BBS.
94Jul18 10:31 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I'm very afraid that Void is not who they say they are. One one hand, that
would make me sad and irritated, because fake-accounts are deceptive, but on
the other, it would be good because then that would mean her story isn't true,
and she didn't really lose anybody.
94Jul19 6:16 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
maybe Void is L&tch's girlfriend or what ever, and he died, so she is bbsing
and keeping the board up and footing the bills and the such. I can see her
response already... "One more time! Jessica Ellen, 22..."
94Jul19 11:04 am from Sputnik
give it up.
94Jul19 1:33 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I wonder what L&tch's real name is? I only know him as Palmer Young.
94Jul19 5:49 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Hahhahahhahahahhahaha. Really!! The stories you do come up with!! hahahhahah.
you all are so endearing sometimes!
94Jul19 8:50 pm from Hobgoblin
Wow.,
94Jul19 11:46 pm Rubber biscuits from Mike Swanson
Prozac can do that to you.
94Jul20 1:13 am Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
Negative feelings? Redrock is the cure.
94Jul20 9:28 am from Sputnik
This is very true.
94Jul20 10:06 am Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
I can't wait to ride on the "Mr. T. Experience." The gold chains...the
attitude...the cartoon fighting team....AH!
94Jul20 2:41 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
What is redrock?
94Jul20 3:38 pm from Psyche
It is a place where white supremacists hang out and swap torture stories
and/or medications.
94Jul20 4:48 pm Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
It's fun.
94Jul20 7:27 pm from Hobgoblin
And there are naked guys with PENII.
94Jul21 6:36 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
hu hu
94Jul21 9:29 am A Little Modern Art from Yacub
Dick rock.
94Jul21 1:35 pm from Hobgoblin
LoS, you have no idea what I'm talking about. Go away.
94Jul21 4:19 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Hahhahahhah.
94Jul21 5:19 pm Yeah yeah from Airaly
ewwww I HATE that guy.
94Jul21 6:38 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
The Zima guy?
94Jul21 6:59 pm Yeah yeah from Airaly
Yeah. kill him and that little hat of his too!!
94Jul21 9:47 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Its dark, smells weird, zomething different. (drink) What was it? A couple
bottles of Iodine.
94Jul22 6:36 am Words in the Dark from Lack of Sleep
It's good for the kidneys though.
94Jul22 9:25 am Rockin' the Casbah from Sputnik
Whatabout the encyclopedia Brittanica guy?
94Jul22 10:31 am from Psyche
= Andy + glasses
94Jul22 12:05 pm Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
I hate you.
94Jul22 1:10 pm from Hobgoblin
How low. That was low.
94Jul22 4:18 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Where's Luminary? ...umm...
94Jul22 6:30 pm from Psyche
No you don't.
94Jul23 12:08 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Andy + glasses does NOT equal Stan Freeberg's son.
94Jul23 2:30 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
hee hee hee
What about the white and red striped sweater and hat?
94Jul23 5:30 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Ahh! Charlotte put a Waldo hat on me the other day.
Room> read
94Jul16 1:52 pm join me from GREAT CTHULHU
Everybody make a new room. This is the launching point for the Room Creation
Campaign (RCC).
94Jul16 5:34 pm from Psyche
THIS IS WRONG. i can NOT let you DO this.
94Jul16 5:58 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Thanks, Captain Kirk.
94Jul16 10:05 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
I just can't do it captain!
94Jul16 10:33 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Say no if the captain asks if you would like to see the Captain's Log.
94Jul17 12:10 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I MUST RESIST... Can't LET you DO this... SPOCK, BONES, get me my TRICORDER...
HURRY!
94Jul17 12:10 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Hahahaha good one about the captain's log. hur hur hur
94Jul17 1:37 am from Psyche
Startrek, die die.
94Jul17 11:25 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
I agree.
94Jul17 1:11 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Nat
94Jul17 1:11 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Er, NAY.
94Jul17 1:12 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
or, NAT, if you prefer.
94Jul17 1:12 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
I mean, whatever shifts your stick.
94Jul17 5:30 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Hey, whatever rolls your dice.
94Jul17 7:58 pm from Sputnik
Well, whatever runs your cable car.
94Jul17 8:55 pm from Psyche
Whatever makes you SHUT UP.
94Jul17 9:20 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Whatever pisses off Psyche.
94Jul17 10:41 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
oh dear. I sense something awful about to explode.
94Jul17 11:40 pm from Hobgoblin
Jupiter.
94Jul18 12:37 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Yay!
94Jul18 7:26 am I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Hurrah!
94Jul18 3:57 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
laugh. Clapping in delight for Hobgoblin.
94Jul19 6:17 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Oh, I'm big alright. Too bad she didn't say I feel something aweful about to
explode. That would have been more fun to twist around.
94Jul20 1:13 am Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
Oh yay. I've got a candle in my room.
94Jul20 7:25 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
That's nice brian.
94Jul20 2:41 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Brian? I thought Luminary said his name was Andy. What is your candle like
Yaucb?
94Jul20 3:38 pm from Psyche
Pipe down, babymaker.
94Jul20 4:49 pm Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
It's shaped like Satan's (Stan's) head, and it's got a wick in each eye.
94Jul20 6:14 pm from Sputnik
"dazzle"
94Jul20 8:54 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
What happened to good ol' Stan, anyway?
94Jul21 3:39 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Stan Boy must be taking a rest. Probably they made him take the special
vitamins, so he'll be asleep for a couple days.
94Jul21 4:19 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Hahhaha!
94Jul21 9:48 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Did I hear the almighty mentioning? Sane...ten...
94Jul22 6:37 am Words in the Dark from Lack of Sleep
yes?
94Jul22 4:19 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
No, just evoking the name.
94Jul23 12:08 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Evoke it some more, for good measure.
94Jul23 2:30 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Perhaps.
Wombat's Burrow> read
94Jul16 3:24 pm from The Wombat
This is my humble abode.
94Jul16 5:34 pm from Psyche
This is NOT RIGHT.
94Jul16 5:58 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
These new rooms are driving a stake through my heart.
94Jul16 10:05 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
Take a left.
94Jul16 10:34 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
It's a slow painful death.
94Jul17 11:25 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
Ow, ow, ow
94Jul17 2:47 pm join me from GREAT CTHULHU
Good job!
94Jul17 10:41 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
heheh. yeah.
94Jul18 12:21 pm from Satan Boy
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
94Jul18 10:32 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Oh, Satan Boy, you've got all the answers.
94Jul19 12:40 am I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Stan.
94Jul19 6:18 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
d in the place that you live... DOWN SATAN! A short story by Clive Barker.
94Jul19 1:34 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Stan Boy.
94Jul19 5:50 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
laugh. Clapping in delight for Luminary.
94Jul19 8:51 pm from Hobgoblin
gigglefuck
94Jul20 1:14 am Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
My cat is mad.
94Jul20 7:25 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Kill her.
94Jul20 11:17 am from Hobgoblin
Hu hu.
94Jul20 2:41 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
h h.
94Jul20 3:39 pm from Psyche
Mollie hates me.
94Jul20 4:49 pm Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
That's because your clothes turn to denim.
94Jul20 5:46 pm Dust Lady from Laski
No, it's because I ate her brain.
94Jul20 7:27 pm from Hobgoblin
Whoa. A brainless cat.
94Jul21 3:40 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Animals are good judges of people.
94Jul21 6:40 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Excluding some dogs. there are dogs who have mean owners and only like mean
people. And that can't be true. Almost all animals like me.
94Jul21 9:29 am A Little Modern Art from Yacub
Why?
94Jul21 1:35 pm from Hobgoblin
Smell?
94Jul21 1:48 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Nothing says lovin' like sniffin' your neighbor's butt.
94Jul21 3:06 pm join me from GREAT CTHULHU
Yes, quite.
94Jul21 9:48 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
May I offer you some after dinner drugs?
94Jul22 12:04 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I read a book about a psychotic guy. It was called "American Psycho." He
took a urinal cake, covered it in chocolate, and had it served to his date for
dinner. Icky.
94Jul22 6:39 am Words in the Dark from Lack of Sleep
She must have had some seriously bad breath.
94Jul22 9:44 am join me from GREAT CTHULHU
Did he take it out of a urinal?
94Jul22 12:06 pm Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
I wonder what a urinal cake would taste like. It's never crossed my mind to
eat one.
94Jul22 1:11 pm from Hobgoblin
Nor mine.
94Jul22 2:39 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
Fry it up with a nice white wine sauce.
94Jul22 4:20 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
This bowl of ice cream is much too cold for me to hold. The cold stings my
hands but I cannot let go. My fingers are numb, blue with frost. My mind is
numb, the ice cream tastes wonderful. This bowl of ice cream is much to big
for me to hold. I can barely wrap my arm around it. Maybe I should just set
it down and eat it as it makes a cold imprint on the floor. The water that
emits from the coldness sticks to the outside of the container, but I don't
want to let go. The chilling languid feeling of the ice cream washes smoothly
over my searching tongue. I eat and shove spoonful after spoonful of this
wonderfully fattening processed milk product into my waiting mouth. I eat
faster and faster, the whole back of my head hurts like goddamn hell! My
brain freezes, my tongue is numb. I drool out of the corner of my mouth. I
still have a lot of ice cream left. I still want to eat it! Oh goddamn, I
stick my head into the container, chewing the soft ice cream. The bitter
cold gives away as my face presses further and further into the container. My
face stings, a thousand tiny pins stick into it as my nerves go overload! I
love this goddamn ice cream! I brace myself on the edges of the container as
my face gobbles down mouthful after mouthful of gob! My head is exploding,
bright white spots appear in my vision. It feels like I've been sucking
slurpee through a straw for 30 minutes non stop. If you've drank slurpee like
I've drank slurpee, you'll know what excruciating pain I am feeling. My hands
are slipping, oh, what the hell. I release and let my body lean over to this
container. My mouth still a moving, chewing orifice. I love this goddamn ice
cream! I feel myself slipping over the edge. I put my hands inside the
container to try to brace myself from tipping in, but the soft, wet, cold mass
gives away easily. I fall into the container. I'm immersed in ice cream.
This is so great. I'm upside down inside a container full of ice cream. I
feel myself sliding downwards, my body working with gravity as I keep falling
in. I keep eating, eating hordes and hordes of this delicious ice cream. I'm
still sinking inside this ice cream. I don't care. I have all this ice cream
to eat. My entire body is within the container and buried under ice cream
down. It is very cold. It's colder than jumping into the ocean in the middle
of the night, butt naked. I'm shivering uncontrallably, my appendages
wiggling. A seizure takes control, but my mouth is working fine. I'm still
eating this delicious ice cream. Its so cold though, but this delectable
smooth food is still traveling down my gullet. I think I've had enough ice
cream now....but its too late. I'm trapped inside a large neverending
container of ice cream. I'm slowly traveling downward...toward hell. I'm
moving ever so slowly. At this rate, it'll take me forever to get to hell.
Might as well keep eating this delicious ice cream. I love this goddamn ice
cream.
94Jul22 4:20 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
.
94Jul22 6:31 pm from Psyche
Oh SHIT. Wraith? YOU are soul eater? Oh. Die, then.
94Jul22 7:09 pm from Hobgoblin
It's so evil and dark.
94Jul22 8:32 pm Moof! from Mike Swanson
Who the heck is Soul Eater?
94Jul22 8:50 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Oh, I give a big whoopin' crap what you think of me.
94Jul23 12:12 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
HAhahaaahsaHAHAhaHAhaHAhHaHAaahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahaha
ahahahahahahhahahahaaahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahah
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaaahahahaahhahhahahahahahahahahahahaaahaha
hahhahaahaahahahahahahaha
Oh my god. That was the most hilarious thing I've read in a long
time!!! I'm gonna capture that. That was insane. You are awesome. The road
to hell is a big vat of ice cream. hahahhahahha I'm laughing out loud.
94Jul23 3:10 am Moof! from Mike Swanson
Wasn't THAT funny.
94Jul23 8:37 am from Sputnik
Butit was wacky weird, insightful inand and insane! WHAHHAHAAGAHHAhHAasdcAZcx
94Jul23 1:19 pm This is from Zeylan
I thought it was kind of stupid.
94Jul23 1:41 pm Moof! from Mike Swanson
I thought it was really stupid.
94Jul23 2:31 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Oh well. Sometimes I ....wish I had a detachable penis!
94Jul23 5:31 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I thought it was hilarious. It was so dang bizarre, I was cracking up. I'm
kind of a weirdo though, so that might explain a few things.
jupiter+comet = END> read
94Jul18 12:42 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Hello, who made this room?
94Jul18 8:36 am from Psyche
Hobby Horse.
94Jul18 9:51 am from Sputnik
Someone special made it.
94Jul18 10:33 am from Hobgoblin
No I didn't.
94Jul18 12:22 pm from Satan Boy
I have a nice place bellow for ALL of you! Why don't you come down and join
me?
94Jul18 3:57 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
laugh
94Jul18 4:28 pm from Sputnik
duh.
94Jul18 5:09 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Is there a chance that Jupiter might acutally turn into a star? We would be in
a whole lot of trouble if that happened. In fact ahem, we might be dead. A
solar system with two suns would certainly shake things up though. I always
wished that we had multiple moons. Wouldn't that be divine to look up at the
heavens and see mulitple multicolored moons? Let's see what kind of reaction I
get to this.
94Jul18 7:35 pm from Psyche
It woulde be simply smashing, dahling.
94Jul18 9:01 pm This is from Zeylan
Void, where do you buy your crack?
94Jul18 9:30 pm from Pusher O' Pussy
You smoke MUCH dope.
94Jul18 10:33 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I saw Jupiter tonight, through a telescope. I could see three of its moons
very clearly, and maybe even a fourth one! WOW!!! It was very cool.
94Jul19 6:22 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Alright, now you see that big bright dot? That is jupiter, and do you see the
other smaller bright dots? Those are the moons of Jupiter. Oh, joy. How
neat. Now are you sure that's not just some drool from that scary lookin' guy
that was just in hear and had the telescope pointed at that house over there?
94Jul19 9:33 am from Psyche
Take a valium, Luminary.
94Jul19 1:34 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
No thanks! That would be icky. Jupiter was cool, darnit!
94Jul19 5:52 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
I agree. Just because he happens to like something as incredible as this
Jupiter thing is no reason for him to take valium Psyche my love. I am
beginning to feel quite at home here. What on earth possessed you all to think
I take drugs? And Zeylan, corner of Milpas and State. White guy with the funny
yellow hair.
94Jul19 8:51 pm from Hobgoblin
Bugger off.
94Jul19 10:45 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Jupiter has always been my favorite planet. I knew all the planets in order
when I was about 5. I remember in first grade, I asked a girl what her
favorite planet was, and she replied "Pittsburgh." Ah, yes. Now, that's nice
and fine for a 6-year-old, but recently in school a few months ago, I realized
that most of the seniors in physics class DIDN'T KNOW THE ORDER OF THE
PLANETS!!! How can that be? I am totally shocked at this... How can a person
possibly NOT KNOW the order of the planets?! What little boxes they must be
living in! I don't even pay attention to a lot of street signs, but at least
I know the planets! Our Solar System is so incredible. Uranius is on its
side, and has vertical rings! Jupiter has very small rings. Saturn has
wonderful rings. Mars has two moons, Pluto has one moon, and Mercury is the
smallest planet in the system. Venus is covered in sulfuric acid clouds.
Jupiter and Saturn have over 20 moons each. Neptune has about five moons, and
Uranius has about five I think, although they may have discovered more. I
used to have these great old 1950's science posters of the solar system on my
ceiling in Bakersfield. I'd still have `em up, except now I have one of those
cottage-cheese ceilings, and I can't staple stuff to it.
THE SOLAR SYSTEM IS COOL AND BEAUTIFUL AND WONDERFUL BEYOND BELIEF!!!
94Jul20 1:16 am Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
I wonder what rings would look like from the surface. I've always wanted to
see an Aurora Borealis.
94Jul20 9:29 am from Sputnik
Ive always been partial to Venus and Neptune myself. Neptune is cool, cause
its all like one big blue frozen thing an venus is cool cuz it just is.
94Jul20 11:18 am from Hobgoblin
I like Earth the best. I wonder if we'll ever inhabit mars.
94Jul20 2:44 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Interesting fact to whom it may concern: Europa, a moon of either Jupiter or
Saturn, I can not rightly recall, is the mostly likely place for life in the
known universe other than earth. Luminary: Completely concurred
94Jul20 3:40 pm from Psyche
Now, here I am puzzled, because Erin would never use a word like, "concurred."
94Jul20 4:14 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Then perhaps you should not toss out accusations so quickly.
94Jul20 4:51 pm Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
Of course, there aren't any other planet-like things in the rest of the "known
universe" besides the ones in our solar system, so it's really a rather stupid
fact, isn' it?
94Jul20 5:46 pm Dust Lady from Laski
Oh, but it's fun to accuse people.
94Jul20 7:28 pm from Hobgoblin
Thesaurus.
94Jul21 3:44 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
There are documented star systems, complete with planets, but the planets are
dead, because the stars have burnt out. So I guess the fact is confined to
our Solar System. And about inhabiting Mars... Newsweek has a big cover story
on that. Apparantly, we HAVE the technology to make it to Mars and back, with
a fully-manned mission, but the question is do we have the money and the
inclination to do so? I would love to see people travel to Mars. That would
be so incredible.
94Jul21 6:47 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
The most expensive part of a space mission is the take off equiptment. Very
rarely do they ever even reuse parts from any of the booster rockets or the
huge external fuel tanks.
94Jul21 8:44 am from Psyche
Mars is an EVIL place.
94Jul21 9:30 am A Little Modern Art from Yacub
Do you want me to smile? Well I'll try.
94Jul21 4:20 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Obviously anything is possible.
94Jul21 5:20 pm Yeah yeah from Airaly
TOO AMNY Rooms. AHHHHHhhhhhhh. I missed the stupid thing. I went to the
museuma nd everyhting but the fucking sky was all overcast and so I missed
this amasing hting. Go fuckin figure.
94Jul21 9:50 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Luminary's the type of guy that likes to stare at Uranus too much...
94Jul22 12:05 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Wraith's the type of guy who dreams about the asteroid belt...
94Jul22 6:41 am Words in the Dark from Lack of Sleep
This room should be deleted. Jupiter is still in existance and the comet
chunks have all hit and it's over. Trivia question is Pluto always the
farthest planet from the sun, in our solar system?
94Jul22 10:32 am from Psyche
Stop your whining.
94Jul22 4:21 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
stop your...bitch?
94Jul23 12:13 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Nope! Currently, Neptune is the furthest planet from the Sun.
94Jul23 8:37 am from Sputnik
But what about..ooh Planet X?
94Jul23 2:31 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
OoooH! Where apes have evoulutionized from mAn!
94Jul23 2:49 pm Moof! from Mike Swanson
Goddamned dirty apes.
94Jul23 5:31 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
We're taking you to the shadow land....
Opals In the Void> read
94Jul17 10:54 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
This is a room for me, the Void. There are opals in the rock if you can fine
them. But it is up to you to lead yourself to them. Wander thru the museum of
your mind and display any pictures of interest or meaning. Let us see you
without pretence. Take off your mask and wear your face if you have one.
94Jul17 11:40 pm from Hobgoblin
hu hu. Deep.
94Jul18 7:26 am I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Profound.
94Jul18 9:52 am from Sputnik
reaching for gun
94Jul18 12:23 pm from Satan Boy
yeah
94Jul18 12:38 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Heck even Stan Boy agrees.
94Jul18 12:38 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
err Satan. Oh, shoot, let's just call him "Stan" - I like that better.
94Jul18 4:00 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
I thought Psyche was reaching for the gun. Why am I causing all this
animosity. Well guns are horrid. Peopel shouldn't um be allowed to use them.
IF if if um if they hadn't had the guns Jason would be alive. It is jsut soo
unfiar!!! WHY!!?? GOd why?? WHy did some idiot pass a law allowing degenerates
to get higha nd then carry guns. WHY?? Um sorry. I goping to end this call
now, I am not feeling ok right now.
94Jul18 6:49 pm Senseless cruelty from Leqi-Unninni
Nothing...nothing. I feel dark again. Psyche, am I still part of the support
group? Sputnik, I need you now! FEEL my pain!
94Jul18 7:16 pm from Hobgoblin
Oh chist, I 've heard her say that before. "WHY!!?? GOd why??I am not feeling
ok right now."
94Jul18 7:35 pm from Psyche
No, now we KNOW she/he/thing is NOT a real account.
94Jul18 9:01 pm This is from Zeylan
I don't see why anyone would name themselves after a BBS anyway.
94Jul18 10:36 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
That made my stomach turn over when she said, "Jason."
94Jul18 10:39 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
You know what else is weird? I was talking with Charlotte Sometimes on the
phone once, and she was at a pay-phone, and suddenly some girl came up to the
phone next to her, dialied a number, and said, "Hi Jason, this is Elisa!"
WEIRD!!! We were cracking up when she told me what the girl said. hehehe What
a neato paradox!
94Jul19 12:42 am I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Then the earth opened up and swallowed them all.
94Jul19 6:27 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
So is that why a friend of mine always points at the moon and say, "Look!
It's God's sphincter!" I was always puzzled about that. But now I know.
Thank you Mike. for some reason this new Void dillema reminds me of the
Crow. I don't know why.
94Jul19 10:44 am from Hobgoblin
Deep. What does it mean?
94Jul19 1:35 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I think Crow. T. Robot is THE Crow. He was first.
94Jul19 5:54 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
I apologize for that. It shall not happend again. It continues to baffle me
why things like this convince you that I am not real.
94Jul19 10:47 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
It made my stomach turn because you hadn't mentioned your fiance's name untill
that point, and er... Well that's my name too. So it was a double-shock for
me.
94Jul20 1:18 am Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
The new season has started.
94Jul20 2:46 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Whew! I am sorry Luminary. I seem to be crossing with user's names here.
Psyche and now you. I am beginning to realize why you all think I am a fake.
94Jul20 3:41 pm from Psyche
Wow! What a coincidence! wow! Gee! WOW!!!!! oh my GAWD! this means that Jessi
Ellie and I are SOUL MATES. WOW! GEE! SMILE! SMILEFUCK!!
94Jul20 4:14 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Down, girl.
94Jul20 4:52 pm Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
I'll bet her last name is Zeldis.
94Jul20 6:15 pm from Sputnik
You WISH her last name was Zeldis! (((G)))
94Jul20 7:28 pm from Hobgoblin
HAhaahaha
94Jul21 9:30 am A Little Modern Art from Yacub
Oh baby. Then I could fuck her.
94Jul21 9:51 am Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
baBEE baBEE
94Jul21 4:22 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Whereever did you get that idea from Psyche? Gee! wow! I am soulamtes with
Psyche! It must have always been meant to be!! Imagine my joy! I should have
lied to you all about my real name.
94Jul21 5:04 pm from Psyche
suck my kiss, bitch
94Jul21 5:22 pm Yeah yeah from Airaly
Well. Reading this makes me feel well hoenstly pretty bad inside. Kinda liek
what i've been feelin for a month. sigh. I don't know what to do about this.
Airing dirty laundry on gooble agia>? whell you all know me and how I sjust
say whagever and ususally on this BBS. I god i jsut wanna be friends again. I
can't take all this shit. I miss you all so much!!!! YOu ahve no idea.
94Jul21 9:24 pm from Satan Boy
Why do you like Stan?
94Jul21 9:51 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
let's return to the sphincter subject.
94Jul22 12:06 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
He's no match for Sanetan, you know.
94Jul22 6:46 am Words in the Dark from Lack of Sleep
Sanetan is just too cool. He's my hero. Be careful. He's deadly with a
giant bean pod. I bet most of the people here know Sanetan.
94Jul22 10:32 am from Psyche
I know you just want to be friends, Erin. But seriously, how can we when
you're doing this.
94Jul22 12:08 pm Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
Well... nah, I'll stay away from this.
94Jul22 1:13 pm from Hobgoblin
...
94Jul22 4:21 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
They all subtley ignore the name...
94Jul23 12:16 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Psyche's incredibly manipulative. Look at that message. She feigns caring,
and at the same time, insults Airalin, and also promotes her theory that Void
and Airalin are the same person. And while she has no intention of being nice
to Airalin, she promotes this false image of wishing to be friends, but not
being able to because something is preventing her from doing so.
Whatta buncha crap, Psyche. If you truly cared about Airalin, and truly
wanted to be her friend, you wouldn't let anything stand in the way of it.
94Jul23 8:42 am from Sputnik
(sniff) Lummy is SUch a perceptive boy. Listen here Lummy. Youre the
manipulative one. What you just typed up there was an example of your
attempts to try to turn Airalin against her/us. I heard about your "Psychic
dream" and howa , NAthan, you and I saw Erin fall into a well, an YOU were the
only one to help her! All us three just...walked away! AND YOU, helped her
out. And what makes that dream so psychic? You are trying to play mind games
on our innocent fragile and dear friend Airalin. Erin, I hope you realize Lil
Lummys secret agenda. That dream was a bunch a crap. I bet you thought it up
while masturbating or perhaps, you were eating dinner.
94Jul23 8:43 am from Sputnik
oh yea. Jessea was in that dream too.
94Jul23 10:29 am Moof! from Mike Swanson
I dunno know you people but I'm beginning to think there's a lot to what
Sputnik says here.
94Jul23 1:20 pm This is from Zeylan
...
94Jul23 2:32 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
DOn't argue with females. They'll cut your balls off.
94Jul23 5:33 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
No, the dream was real, Sputnik. You guys are such scum sometimes. It's not
nice to use people.
Sputnik> read
94Jul21 9:27 pm from Satan Boy
ok.
94Jul21 9:51 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Please rip my head off.
94Jul21 10:12 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
Stand still.
94Jul22 9:27 am Rockin' the Casbah from Sputnik
I didnt create this room. I would never mispell create! But im truly honored.
94Jul22 10:32 am from Psyche
I think it was Stan.
94Jul22 12:08 pm Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
Silly stan.
94Jul22 1:55 pm acirema from Sputnik
He worships me.
94Jul22 4:21 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Fuck you.
94Jul23 12:16 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Which one?
94Jul23 10:58 am Not STAN, Satan from Satan Boy
I don't worship anyone here. Alll of you should worship me.
94Jul23 12:08 pm Moof! from Mike Swanson
[scrape scrape]
94Jul23 2:32 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
bahahahahaa..
Praise, abortion!> read
94Jul18 4:27 pm from Sputnik
hmmmm
94Jul18 5:09 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Why is there only 1 msg in this room?? what were you saying hmm to Sputnik?
94Jul18 6:50 pm Senseless cruelty from Leqi-Unninni
No! A pitiful imitation! Sputnik? Are you responsible??
94Jul18 7:36 pm from Psyche
Bonjour mon amour.
94Jul18 10:36 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
"Abortion"???
94Jul19 6:28 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
I like Praise, Genocide, better.
94Jul19 11:05 am from Sputnik
LEQI IS BACK! Hooray! we need you love!
94Jul19 11:05 am from Sputnik
r
94Jul19 5:55 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Blackberry pie.
94Jul20 1:18 am Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
HAha!
94Jul21 3:08 pm join me from GREAT CTHULHU
Abortion is bad, it deprives me of food.
94Jul21 4:22 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Yes. Poor thing.
94Jul21 5:23 pm Yeah yeah from Airaly
CHTULHU>?> what a joke!! I hope that isn't you potato!!
Hobgoblin> read
Lummys palace o lov> read
sampo*> read
94Jul08 4:53 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
what are you over klempt? ;} (Coffee Talk(SNL) bit) And Mike, silver fish,
man! Not earwig. And he is even up with the bug lingo. I'm a STUD! I
SWEAR! (that is ego humor)
94Jul08 12:40 pm Dristan Gardens from Yacub
Over klempt? UUUH....
94Jul08 4:32 pm adopt an aardvark from Mike Swanson
Someone put some earwigs in his room.
94Jul08 4:33 pm adopt an aardvark from Mike Swanson
Or for that matter, his ear.
94Jul10 2:21 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Remember those odd worm thingies that Klingons put into peoples' ears in Star
Trek II?
94Jul10 9:21 am This is from Zeylan
Khan did that, not Klingons.
94Jul10 11:20 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Oh. Well, I haven't seen the movie for years. Okay!
94Jul10 3:19 pm Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Sounds like Beastmaster I to me.
Poison Oak> read
94Jul21 3:14 pm join me from GREAT CTHULHU
(ook)
94Jul21 4:22 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Did someone happen to get poison oak?
94Jul21 5:23 pm Yeah yeah from Airaly
oh good,. anew ROOM. arghhh. Void Void void, as neat as you seem to be, you
are causing me problems here.
94Jul21 6:11 pm "Razzle-dazzle" from Sputnik
I have insect bites from redrock.
94Jul21 6:39 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
I usually get mountain lion bites up there. Calamine doesn't help much.
94Jul21 7:00 pm Yeah yeah from Airaly
I have NEVER been to redrock as you all know. laugh at mike. I used to hav ea
cat name dcougar. I feel sorry for ht emoutani lions at the zoo all locke dup
in a little cage liek that. that sucks. life sucks therefore it sucks. Airy
logivc.
94Jul22 6:50 am Words in the Dark from Lack of Sleep
ahhh. That scares me. I think I'll go pratice my typing for a few hours.
Eyes open even.
94Jul22 10:33 am from Psyche
My left leg is going to die.
94Jul22 12:09 pm Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
That can't be good.
94Jul22 1:13 pm from Hobgoblin
It's not.
94Jul22 4:22 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Can I have it? Maybe we can embalm it in a bean sheath.
94Jul23 12:17 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
You could use it as a doorstop.
94Jul23 2:32 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
No! Not the holy bean doorstop!
Peanut Butter> read
94Jul21 3:13 pm join me from GREAT CTHULHU
This is intended to be a forum for discussing issues related to peanut butter.
94Jul21 4:23 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
I see a disturbing pattern forming here.
94Jul21 5:24 pm Yeah yeah from Airaly
Peanut butter?>? Yuck. Well fine then., I liek Skippy creamy blend honey
roasted flavor!!! it's ghte bset. So creeeeeamyl.YEah!!! dood. peantu butter
is so sticky!
94Jul21 5:41 pm This is from Zeylan
What is the point of this fucking lameass room, CTHUFLLFUL? As if we didn't
already have enough stupid rooms here already. You have a peanut butter
fettish or something? Peanut butter. Fucking pervert.
94Jul21 6:12 pm "Razzle-dazzle" from Sputnik
haha. Mt brother got grounded the other day from peanut butter. And then he
started crying cuz me and my siblings were calling him peanut butter boy.
poor cchild.
94Jul21 6:41 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
Wait. The peanut butter jar in your home grounded your brother. It fulfills
this parental role? Or rather, as punishment, your human parents are keeping
him from eating peanut butter? Either one is weird.
94Jul21 7:01 pm Yeah yeah from Airaly
peanut butter boy>? hahahah that is so funny!!
94Jul21 9:52 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
I bet you like to fill up your bath tub full of peanut butter and frolick
within.
94Jul22 12:08 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I bet you could float a bean pod canoe on top of a peanut butter lake.
94Jul22 6:52 am Words in the Dark from Lack of Sleep
Sanetan offers bean pod canoes to piss in.
94Jul22 12:10 pm Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
Whenever I feel stressful, I like to lie in a tub filled with red meat.
94Jul22 4:22 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
I'll bet its easier to write your name when you pee with a sheath.
94Jul23 12:17 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Well, for the ladies, at any rate.
94Jul23 2:32 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Buy the 10 step guide on how to pee and write your name!
Circus of the Stars> read
94Jul21 3:14 pm join me from GREAT CTHULHU
Circus of the Stars!
94Jul21 4:23 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Good god!
94Jul21 5:24 pm Yeah yeah from Airaly
heheheheh. giggle. Yeah!!
94Jul21 5:42 pm This is from Zeylan
You stupid fag. Stop creating new rooms.
94Jul21 6:12 pm "Razzle-dazzle" from Sputnik
Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!
94Jul21 6:41 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
Please stop the rooms.
94Jul21 7:01 pm Yeah yeah from Airaly
Yeah Listen to Zeylan!!!
94Jul21 9:25 pm from Satan Boy
Oh boy.
94Jul21 9:52 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
DumbFucks are not allowed to creat rooms.
94Jul22 12:08 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
How are they doing it, then?
94Jul22 6:54 am Words in the Dark from Lack of Sleep
If no one posts a message in a bunch of rooms and just goes to the next room
then it will seem that it has been deleted. So everyone stop posting in these
lame rooms. You too Lumie and Void.
94Jul22 10:34 am from Psyche
No, I'll do it just to spite you.
94Jul22 12:11 pm Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
Stop, don't post.
94Jul22 1:15 pm from Hobgoblin
swoosh swoosh swoosh
94Jul22 4:22 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Please flush.
94Jul22 6:31 pm from Psyche
post post post
94Jul22 8:33 pm Moof! from Mike Swanson
sigh
94Jul23 10:59 am Not STAN, Satan from Satan Boy
laugh
France> read
94Jul21 6:18 pm "Razzle-dazzle" from Sputnik
Hooray! Another room to make you mad! Vive LA France!
94Jul21 6:41 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
Go stick some bread in your armpit.
94Jul21 7:02 pm Yeah yeah from Airaly
Great. You WOULD creat this room French boy!" Oh monsieur Sabahn, you're so
frenach!!'" heheheh
94Jul21 9:25 pm from Satan Boy
I hate France.
94Jul21 9:52 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Fairy Boy.
94Jul22 12:09 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Unshaven yak boy.
94Jul22 9:28 am Rockin' the Casbah from Sputnik
I laugh.
94Jul22 10:35 am from Psyche
I cry. Je suis content. I think from now on I'll post our lovely Fransch
poetry in here.
94Jul22 12:11 pm Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
French has crepes, but that's the only good thing.
94Jul22 1:15 pm from Hobgoblin
Wrong. They're only good for the bread.
94Jul22 1:57 pm acirema from Sputnik
NO. Their cheese is good too.
94Jul22 4:23 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Your penis.
94Jul22 6:31 pm from Psyche
And what about Monique?
94Jul22 7:10 pm from Hobgoblin
She's so obnoxious.
94Jul22 8:50 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Monique has a penis?
94Jul23 12:18 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Monique has obnoxious cheese?
94Jul23 8:44 am from Sputnik
Monique had an obnoxious penis of cheese?
94Jul23 2:33 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
What happens when she eats potatoes?
Quebec, Quebec> read
94Jul21 6:20 pm "Razzle-dazzle" from Sputnik
Actually, French canadiens are better. wait. The acadien who live in
louisiana are prett rad too. Hmm should I make a room for them? Lets vote.
94Jul21 7:02 pm Yeah yeah from Airaly
No. Please no.
94Jul21 7:09 pm This is from Zeylan
Sputnik, are you retarded? Blind? Spastic? What's your excuse for all these
new rooms, fucker?
94Jul21 9:25 pm from Satan Boy
He's a loser.
94Jul21 9:53 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Excuse me, but why do you insist on being so stupid?
94Jul22 12:10 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Because he is?
94Jul22 9:28 am Rockin' the Casbah from Sputnik
I did it to spite you.
94Jul22 10:36 am from Psyche
Huh huh, that was pretty wacky. Luminary Nerdmaster.
94Jul22 12:12 pm Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
Oooh.
94Jul22 1:16 pm from Hobgoblin
Quebec. I like Toronto better. I'm going to make a Toronto room.
94Jul22 1:58 pm acirema from Sputnik
ok. But Quebec is like the french canadien province.
94Jul22 4:23 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
I likes Urinary Trackmaster better...
94Jul22 6:32 pm from Psyche
Oy vey.
94Jul22 7:10 pm from Hobgoblin
Oy!
94Jul22 8:33 pm Moof! from Mike Swanson
My vote for best satirical nickname goes to Urinary Trackmaster.
94Jul22 8:50 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
bow
94Jul23 12:19 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
You're a wild guy, lemme tell ya.
94Jul23 8:44 am from Sputnik
and zany too. ((G))
94Jul23 2:33 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
just a couple of wild and crazy guys!
--SNL
Satan Boy> read
94Jul21 9:27 pm from Satan Boy
Just another room.
94Jul21 9:53 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Just another stupid asshole.
94Jul21 10:14 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
Stop the pain.
94Jul22 12:10 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Euthenasia to Gooble rooms!
94Jul22 12:12 pm Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
No!
94Jul22 4:23 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Feel my vulgarity.
94Jul22 7:10 pm from Hobgoblin
Vulgaricity.
94Jul22 8:51 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Bloopy.
94Jul23 11:00 am Not STAN, Satan from Satan Boy
Well well well well well well
94Jul23 11:00 am Not STAN, Satan from Satan Boy
Like you Wraith?
94Jul23 2:33 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Please, take this knife.
Palace of the Brine> read
94Jul22 12:21 pm Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
In a place they say is dead, in the the lake that's like an ocean, there's a
motion. Palace of the Brine. I saw the cloning of the famous family. I
heard the droning in the shrine of the Sea-Monkey. Palace of the Brine.
Beneath reflections in the fountain, the starry sky and utah mountains, they
are swimming happily. Can't you see? A life that's so sublime, Palace of the
Brine. Let's all go somewhere neat.
94Jul22 1:16 pm from Hobgoblin
How bout it.
94Jul22 4:23 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
WtF?
94Jul22 6:32 pm from Psyche
This is such a nice room.
94Jul22 8:33 pm Moof! from Mike Swanson
Pleasant, isn't it.
94Jul22 8:51 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
The word Smegma comes to mind.
94Jul23 12:20 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Is that a pun?
94Jul23 8:23 am from Sputnik
wow. I like the name of this room.
94Jul23 2:33 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Reminds me of seafood.
Yacub> read
94Jul22 12:21 pm Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
MORE ROOMS yay.
94Jul22 1:16 pm from Hobgoblin
You butt.
94Jul22 2:01 pm acirema from Sputnik
hu
94Jul22 2:40 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
Oh, you are a REAL butt.
94Jul22 4:23 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
You fudge packer.
94Jul22 6:32 pm from Psyche
This is SO DUMB.
94Jul22 6:36 pm from Psyche
Hey, let me tell you all a little joke I heard. So there's this guy, right?
And he thinks his wife is having an affair. So, since he's going away for a
weekend on a business trip (he works in the oil industry and has a boss named
Ned), he figures it's the PERFECT time to catch his cheating, lying no-good,
harlot of a wife of his IN THE ACT. SO, the man, we'll call him Joe, comes up
with this plan. He puts a bowl of milk underneath the wife's bed, and suspends
above the bowl a wooden spoon, so that it is just above the bowl. He figures
that his wife's weight alone wouldn't be enough to make the bed go down, but
his wife PLUS her lover would make the bed go down, thus making the spoon dip
into the milk, and giving Joe the CONCRETE PROOF that he needed. SO, when he
comes back frmo his trip, he goes to check the milk, and what does he find
under the bed but........A BOWL OF BUTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
94Jul22 7:11 pm from Hobgoblin
Again we find her stealing wit. And it's a horrible joke too. Sheesh.
94Jul22 8:34 pm Moof! from Mike Swanson
Wouldn't the cat drink the milk?
94Jul22 8:52 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
What if the bowl was full of PEZ?
94Jul23 12:21 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
You thought that was funny? Holy goodnight. Go over to Goleta Valley one of
these days, there's a lot of young guys that have plenty more of your type of
humor to share with you.
94Jul23 2:34 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
hee hee hee.
Nepal> read
94Jul22 12:22 pm Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
Such a beautiful place. I truly do hate the Chinese.
94Jul22 1:16 pm from Hobgoblin
HWy?
94Jul22 1:43 pm acirema from Sputnik
(gasp)
94Jul22 4:24 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Nepal reminds me of Lesbians.
94Jul22 8:35 pm Moof! from Mike Swanson
Yeah. Me too.
94Jul22 8:52 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
I have no idea why.
94Jul23 12:22 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Maybe it's because of the world-famous Nepalian Lesbian Collation.
94Jul23 2:34 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
I bet you just thought that up.
CheshireCatmustdie> read
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