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94Jul19 1:12 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster to Zeylan
Hiya. I'd rather talk to you in person. When's a good time to call you?
94Jul19 3:01 pm This is from Zeylan to Luminary Coremaster
Evenings, after 6. 966-0611.
94Jul19 9:55 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster to Zeylan
Thank you much. It's past 11 now, I'll call tomorrow if I get a chance.
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94Jul20 12:52 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
I think it's YOU.
94Jul20 1:52 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
It is never busy when I call. Perhaps I have simply been lucky. And thank you
Psyche love for not caring!! This is exactly what I want.
94Jul20 3:28 pm from Psyche
Good. so anyhow. let's make a deal. We all get assigned one hour a day that is
OUR hour, and then NO ONE else can be on then. good idea?
94Jul20 4:00 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Another good idea would be to get rid of some of these excess rooms.
94Jul20 4:25 pm Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
Or to stop calling more than once a day.
94Jul20 5:00 pm This is from Zeylan
Or nuke the user log, except for my account. Then I can just talk to myself
and nobody can post any stupid commentary as a reply.
94Jul20 5:38 pm Dust Lady from Laski
Shut up.
94Jul20 6:39 pm This is from Zeylan
No, Lassie, you shut up. New users aren't allowed to speak unless they're
spoken to. Back on the floor.
94Jul20 6:47 pm from Psyche
aahhahahahahahaha
94Jul20 6:58 pm from Hobgoblin
Hm. I think it is unhealthy that people call about a billion times a day.
94Jul20 8:43 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Most of us are guilty of that. But fewer calls would cut down on the witty
repartee.
94Jul20 10:11 pm from Hobgoblin
Exactly! So. We're all unhealthy. Hm. OH well.
94Jul20 10:27 pm from Sputnik
true. I wasnt even gonna call right now. But I just wanted to see if it was
busy or not.
94Jul20 10:45 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
It has never been busy when I call. Not once. Anyways, I do not really feel
quite like posting right now. So you all are free from me for a little bit. I
am sure you will enjoy your respite.
94Jul21 2:45 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
So tonight I went out with friends and sat in the middle of the street for a
long time talking. Then we went to Hot Spots and I had a piece of carrot
cake. And now I'm home. Incredible, eh?
94Jul21 5:13 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Okay, so I admit. The Hot Spots thing was my doing. And why the hell is the
baker for that place so against eggs and butter? Most of the stuff sucks
because it is meant to be Vegan. LAME! and dry as hell. But sitting in the
middle of the street for about 3 hours was fun. And that whole time we only
had to move once. And I also noticed how much Aubvry the Greek looks like
Eddie Veddar. That spider was pretty fuckin' large.
94Jul21 8:33 am from Psyche
Figures you two would be bonding.
94Jul21 9:04 am Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
Yeah, well, I listened to a music-box playing Swan Lake and played Ouija, so
there.
94Jul21 9:42 am Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
I prowled the Internet like a cybernetic tiger.
94Jul21 10:04 am from Psyche
Music box playing Swan Lake. I have a story to tell about that. So it was this
night, and I was in this weird mood, and I turned on the TV, (godforbid), and
there was The Exorcist part 234873948739, and there was this music box playing
Swan Lake, and it was SO BEAUTIFUL, and I loved it, so I went over to the
piano and figured out the melody and played it for my teacher and she got me
the music and now I can play it any time I want.
94Jul21 11:29 am Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
You guys are so crazy, at least you didn't sit in the car with a lot of males
for a long time...
94Jul21 11:39 am Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Male bonding sucks.
94Jul21 1:16 pm from Hobgoblin
I went to bed. Imagine that.
94Jul21 1:44 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
You're a rebel.
94Jul21 2:34 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
Indeed.
94Jul21 3:33 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
I went to sleep too after calling here. Imagine that! I actually concurred in
some minor respect with Hobgoblin! god forbid!
94Jul21 4:57 pm from Psyche
Really? Is that so? You concurred in some minor respect?
94Jul21 5:11 pm Yeah yeah from Airaly
I can't believe you think i'm her!!! ahhhhhhhhh!!! This sucks. Opal!!! PLEASE
MEET US!
94Jul21 5:47 pm "Razzle-dazzle" from Sputnik
stop thisa
94Jul21 6:24 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Uh-oh. Looks like someone went nuts and made more rooms here.
94Jul21 6:51 pm Yeah yeah from Airaly
Yeah I jsut saw them. And oyu stop SPutnik!!
94Jul21 8:08 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
some?
94Jul21 9:56 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
Understatement, Mr. Wraith, has its virtues.
94Jul21 11:15 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
That spider was HUGE. We should have taken the giant canoe/bean pod with us
to Hot Spots. For what purpose, I couldn't say. But it would confuse the
management.
94Jul22 4:32 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
But the bad puns and sick humor that would have followed with, might have
gotten pretty ugly. Humorous, but sick and twisted and not healthy. I think
I'll change my handle for the billionth time. Either back to Chaos Eternal or
Sanetan.
94Jul22 7:30 am Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
I've developed this extremely unnatural attraction to Beth Farnsworth, host of
Channel 3's Midday program at 11am.
94Jul22 7:30 am Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
I need to get a life.
94Jul22 10:17 am from Psyche
ERin, just stop. This is embarassing.
94Jul22 11:23 am Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
Mike: I'm sorry. Watch Talk Soup instead, and see if you can get addicted to
Greg.
94Jul22 12:35 pm from Hobgoblin
I can't believe this. 16 messages in one room in one day.
94Jul22 2:32 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
If I'm gonna have a mad posh for anyone, it'll be Beth, not Greg. Kinnear is
funny and all, but he's the wrong gender.
94Jul22 3:52 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Kipner loves you.
94Jul22 5:44 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Beth Farnsworth? Oh please Mike!
94Jul22 5:44 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
And I am sorry Airalin.
94Jul22 6:08 pm from Psyche
Me too.
94Jul22 8:11 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
It's not a rational thing, Void. She has goofy hair and her cheeks are much
too puffy.
94Jul22 8:37 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Deflate your life.
94Jul22 9:42 pm Moof! from Mike Swanson
It's her cheeks that could use a little deflating. Kinda cute though.
94Jul22 11:05 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
What the hell are you doing?
94Jul22 11:32 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Snap out of it, man! She's not the girl for you!
94Jul23 3:06 am Moof! from Mike Swanson
Thanks, LC. That's the kind of tough talk I need to hear.
94Jul23 10:03 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Hey man, it's alright.
94Jul23 10:43 am Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
Who IS Beth?
94Jul23 11:16 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Beth Farnsworth.
94Jul23 11:59 am Moof! from Mike Swanson
Host of Midday on Channel 3, weekdays at 11.
94Jul23 2:10 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Umm...nevermind.
94Jul23 4:58 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Oh, and by the way... Beth's fine now. And that's the way I like it!
94Jul23 6:00 pm from Charlotte Sometimes
Wow, insanity! I have not been able to log on for 3 days, and then before
that i justs didn't. My mother came home today after being gone for a month.
Clink go the chains.
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94Jul19 9:21 am from Psyche
What? Shut up.
94Jul19 9:59 am from Sputnik
I second the motion
94Jul19 10:27 am from Hobgoblin
I third it.
94Jul19 11:53 am I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
This makes four of us.
94Jul19 12:18 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
"Do you solemnly swear..."
"No! But I know all the words!"
94Jul19 4:53 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Laugh. That was amusing Luminary Coremaster. Wherever did it come from?
Gothic? Well I have never been called Gothic before. This is incredibly
fascinating watching your reactions to me. Really though, it isn't as if I am
going to rip your head off!
94Jul19 7:20 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
Fear her. She is woman.
94Jul19 7:59 pm from Psyche
But, see, you aren't the center of our universe.
94Jul19 8:28 pm from Hobgoblin
No shit.
94Jul19 9:06 pm Dristan Gardens from Yacub
33 new messages! Holy fuck!
94Jul19 9:09 pm Dristan Gardens from Yacub
I wish I was the center of the universe. If everything revolved around,a nd
went really fast, so I could see it.
94Jul19 10:00 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
That would be neat. But it would sort of be like living in the middle of a
merry-go-round. With really big horses and industrial motors to make it go.
That little quote was from the comic genius of the Three Stooges, by the
way.
94Jul19 11:58 pm Dristan Gardens from Yacub
1 new message! Imagine!
94Jul20 5:08 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Like I have said before, each and every person is the center of the universe
that they are in, as the perceive it. BUT that is in an individual aspect,
which wasn't what you were speaking of, SO it doesn't apply. SO Nevermind.
94Jul20 10:43 am from Hobgoblin
So deep and profound.
94Jul20 12:39 pm from Psyche
like 10937312047235 new messages because this thing is ALWAYS BUSY.
94Jul20 12:52 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Because we all love you.
94Jul20 1:54 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Yes Psyche love. Laugh.
94Jul20 3:28 pm from Psyche
Gigglefuck.
94Jul20 4:26 pm Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
Is it true that the Violent Femmes are a Christian band?
94Jul20 5:38 pm Dust Lady from Laski
nope.
94Jul20 5:54 pm from Sputnik
NO! they CANT be a christian band. Or i know I just have los all faith.
94Jul20 6:47 pm from Psyche
THey aren't.
94Jul20 6:58 pm from Hobgoblin
Hm. Interesting.
94Jul21 2:47 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Yes, they are. I read an interview article about them in the "Scene" part of
the News-Press that comes every Friday or whenever. They are quite religious.
It also talked about how their first concert was gigged because some famous
group saw them playing on the corner and liked them a lot, and invited them to
the concert. So they were the opening act, and everybody booed them and threw
things. And nowdays, people who were at the concert compliment them and say,
"I was cheering!" Heh. It was a neat article.
94Jul21 5:15 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
"It sounds like a chick's movie."
94Jul21 9:05 am Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
God! I can't believe that. I heard they were born-again, but I didn't really
believe it.. I used to think Gordon Gano was so cool! Now he's a loser!
94Jul21 11:29 am Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
Ya lousy bastards!
94Jul21 1:16 pm from Hobgoblin
Hm.
94Jul21 3:35 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Well regardless of their faith their music is still very good. I can
understand what your are posting but their faith/race/sexuality should have
nothing to do with their music. It is still good or it isn't.
94Jul21 5:12 pm Yeah yeah from Airaly
I really do not want to go thru all 58 fucking msg's in these rooms. I am
afraid too. I am afraid how you treated me, since Opal said it wasn't nice. OH
yeah she's Void on here. But oyu know who i'm talkigna bout. WHat the fuck. I
HATE thisn.
94Jul21 5:48 pm "Razzle-dazzle" from Sputnik
Well, Void. Some people listen to music for reasons BEYOND just the phonetic
part.
94Jul21 6:25 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
How WHO treated you?
94Jul21 6:51 pm Yeah yeah from Airaly
HOw you ( meaning the users on here) treated Opal thinking she was me.
94Jul21 8:08 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
How were those dognuts....heh...
94Jul21 9:57 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
Dognuts? Did I miss something?
94Jul21 11:16 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Uh. doUgHnuts.
94Jul21 11:18 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
"Some people listen to music for reasons BEYOND just the phonetic part."
WHAT?!?!?!!!!!?!!????!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!
94Jul22 4:38 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
some people listen to music for reasons BEYOND just the music part. ;} I met
a guy from Germany tonight. He told me what Iensfahrt meant. And he also
told me how to say fucking asshole, but I forgot so OH WELL!!!! I need a
qualude. I'm too fucking hyper and so I cause you all to suffer!!! HA ha
haaa. Smack me with a hot poker.
94Jul22 7:31 am Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
There's a BIG difference between doughnuts and dognuts. Substantial
difference.
94Jul22 9:12 am Rockin' the Casbah from Sputnik
"What?!?!?!!!!!?!!????!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?! "
94Jul22 10:18 am from Psyche
Wacky wacky.
94Jul22 11:26 am Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
I still like the Violent Femmes' music. I just think they are losers now.
Hey, there are some Guns n' Roses songs I like, and I hate all of them, and
Frank Black seems like quite an asshole, although I love the Pixies' music.
94Jul22 12:36 pm from Hobgoblin
I've never liked Gun n' Roses. I was into (!) RAP at that time.
94Jul22 1:42 pm acirema from Sputnik
dats coo.
94Jul22 3:53 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
I'm glad you escaped.
94Jul22 5:45 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Dear god? Rap? You Hobgoblin? Laugh. I am glad you escasped too!
94Jul22 6:10 pm from Psyche
Who cares what religion the Violent Femmes are?
94Jul22 6:57 pm from Hobgoblin
Dear god. HAHahahhaa.
94Jul22 7:53 pm from Sputnik
was that a trick question?
94Jul22 8:38 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Violent Femmes are cool.
94Jul22 11:34 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
They're still cool, regardless of their religion. I wonder what religion the
Residents are? Probably they have strange religious beliefs.
94Jul23 5:47 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
I found it odd, when they made a song for the movie, the Crow, and yet it
isn't on the soundtrack and I don't think it was even in the movie. But I
know they made the song because I saw a video of them performing it along with
a small in er intro for it that explained what the song was for. Okay so it
WAS on MTV but still, I trust them anyways.
94Jul23 10:04 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
The RESIDENTS did a song for the Crow? And they have a video??? What was it
like?
94Jul23 11:19 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Ahhh, no. The Violent Femmes, sorry about that. I guess I didn't notice the
Residents statement, so I didn't think I needed to specify which band I was
speaking of.
94Jul23 2:11 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Yeah, I thought you were talking about Barney.
94Jul23 4:58 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Ah. (G)
94Jul23 6:03 pm from Charlotte Sometimes
I am lstening to Violent Femmes after not hearing them for about 6 months, and
then you all were talking about them. Coincedece or psychic phenomena, you
decide.
Paganism] read
94Jul18 4:45 pm from Psyche
Move away, void. ZEYLAN's home, safe and sound.
94Jul18 4:56 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Well I don't see him yet. I can not wait though.
94Jul18 7:03 pm from Hobgoblin
Oh.
94Jul18 8:30 pm This is from Zeylan
Void? Who the fuck is Void? Is he anything like that Noid from those old
Dominos pizza commercials? You know, that faggot with the big nose and big
ears, and he wore a mask and ejaculated on people's pizza to fuck them up.
94Jul18 9:22 pm from Pusher O' Pussy
Why is it faggots always have big noses?
94Jul18 9:48 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Zeylan! Nice to see ya... Good job on the food commercial rants in this room.
heh.
94Jul19 12:23 am I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Hmm. I guess I missed those commercials where the Noid left a special present
on people's pizza.
94Jul19 3:15 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
As Zeylan's sharp bitter cold reinjects the cynical heroin-like atmosphere
into the veins of alternate reality...
94Jul19 9:21 am from Psyche
Snap out of it.
94Jul19 9:59 am from Sputnik
I second the motion.
94Jul19 10:27 am from Hobgoblin
I third it.
94Jul19 11:53 am I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Call me #4.
94Jul19 12:19 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
"Take off your hat!"
"Raise your right hand!"
"Take off your hat!"
94Jul19 4:54 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Hello Zeylan. And I am female and that was a very bad pun on my name. Is that
what everyone was waiting for? As for the "Who the fuck is Void?" I believe I
have already posted that.
94Jul19 7:22 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
A message that has utterly nothing whatsoever to do with the conversation.
94Jul19 7:59 pm from Psyche
Wow, today was so cool.
94Jul19 8:29 pm from Hobgoblin
Yep.
94Jul19 9:12 pm from Sputnik
true
94Jul19 10:01 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
This is the Pagan room... What religion is everybody?
94Jul19 11:17 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
I worship almighty Zeus.
94Jul19 11:59 pm Dristan Gardens from Yacub
Maybe we should change the name to Thailand.
94Jul20 9:12 am from Sputnik
I worship eggs.
94Jul20 10:43 am from Hobgoblin
I'm protestant. I think. I dunno.
94Jul20 12:39 pm from Psyche
I'm
94Jul20 1:54 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Nothing?
94Jul20 3:28 pm from Psyche
Agnostic.
94Jul20 4:26 pm Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
I don't care what I am.
94Jul20 5:38 pm Dust Lady from Laski
Hi.
94Jul20 6:58 pm from Hobgoblin
I don't care either.
94Jul21 2:48 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I'm not religious either, at least, I don't subscribe to any particular
religion that already exists. Except for the Church of the SubGenius, of
course.
94Jul21 5:16 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Worship Sanetan!
94Jul21 9:05 am Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
Ned 's Atomic Dustbin.
94Jul21 1:17 pm from Hobgoblin
Hm.
94Jul21 2:34 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
He's not quite sane...ten...
94Jul21 3:37 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Oh ho. I saw this little shop dowtown that is called the Church of Skatan.
Ugh. Bad puns.
94Jul21 5:13 pm Yeah yeah from Airaly
OHk I can't stand this scrolling screen and I don't want to read all this
shit. SO I'm just going to watch posts from now on. I don't want to see how
bad you've been treating Ellen since you think she's me. Yuck fuck.
94Jul21 6:25 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Hmm.
94Jul21 8:09 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
Aren't they all posts...?
94Jul21 11:17 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Some of them are marble columns.
94Jul22 4:39 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
And been pods. --Sanitized by Swisher--
94Jul22 10:18 am from Psyche
ERin, just stop. God.
94Jul22 11:26 am Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
Lummy, LoS, just stop. God.
94Jul22 12:37 pm from Hobgoblin
Sometimes it pisses me off when people assume.
94Jul22 3:53 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Sorry, but the handle of God is not in use at the moment, please call back
again.
94Jul22 5:46 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Sometimes it pisses me off when people refuse to see what is so obviously true.
94Jul22 6:15 pm from Psyche
What do you MEAN, Hobby? What are you TALKING about?
94Jul22 6:58 pm from Hobgoblin
Void, there are certain things which are not obviously true. Like you.
94Jul22 8:39 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
I just called the most fucked up bbs I have ever seen. It was called Sonrise
and it runs Wildcat. Plus, it's dedicated to Christianity. The total
holiness of the bbs made me want to run to the bathroom and bathe myself in
goat blood.
94Jul22 9:42 pm Moof! from Mike Swanson
Endearing.
94Jul22 11:05 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Quaint.
94Jul22 11:35 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Charming, even. (The goat's blood of course, not the Xian BBS)
94Jul23 5:51 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Xian looks more like a Malcom X religion than what it's supposed to be. ahhh
fucknodge.
94Jul23 10:05 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Yeah... I used the word, but I always think "zee-anne?" when I see it.
94Jul23 11:20 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Oh so it's really a Zeylan religion, huh?
94Jul23 1:03 pm This is from Zeylan
There had better not be a Zeylan religion. I'm not making any money off of it
if there is.
94Jul23 2:12 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Its for the good of mankind Zeylan.
Bahahahahaa...
94Jul23 4:15 pm join me from GREAT CTHULHU
One of the central tenets of the Underground Orthodox Church of Zeylan is
"thou shalt deprive the prophet of his profits".
94Jul23 4:59 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Ha!
whodunit?> read
94Jul14 5:27 pm from Swagman
But you don't know what you've got 'til it's gone, they paved paradise and put
in a parking lot.
94Jul14 6:19 pm from Sputnik
Save the wilcox property.
94Jul14 6:33 pm from Psyche
This used to be a parking lot, now it's all covered in flowers.
94Jul14 8:16 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
My house is over a graveyard, but not really.
94Jul14 8:55 pm from Sputnik
Like in poltergeist?
94Jul14 9:55 pm from Hobgoblin
I know people who used to have a house over a Chumash burial ground. THen
they sold it and moved to oregon.
94Jul14 11:33 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I saw "Poltergeist" the other day... I was switching back and forth between it
and "Nightmare on Elm Street 2"... har har.
94Jul15 9:19 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
Aaah. I love the Wilcox property. It's so neat, like a little bitty forest
in the middle of everything. And just like Hearst Castle, it's nature taking
back what it had from humanity... it's just SO COOL.
94Jul15 11:19 am from The Wombat
Did you like it?
94Jul15 11:42 am from Psyche
Did you go there without us?
94Jul15 6:37 pm from Sputnik
Lets go there!
94Jul15 9:58 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
PuppetMaster is so stupid.
94Jul16 9:52 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
I went there without you.
94Jul16 5:07 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
With or without you.
94Jul16 5:34 pm from Psyche
I'm so sad.
94Jul16 5:42 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Cheer up. We love you.
94Jul16 9:56 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
I'm depressed.
94Jul17 12:21 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
"Worse than slime
Worse than slime
She said I'm
Worse than slime
Worse than slime
She has thrown our love away
Now I moan all night and day
And it's getting to be
Too much heartache for me
So I think this is suicide night
You have ripped out my heart
Cooked it up ala carte
I was once you loving slave
Soon I'll rot down in my grave
And it's getting to be
Too much heartache for me
So I think this is suicide night
With a gun or a knife
I could end my short life
My short life, worse than slime
And it's getting to be
Too much heartache for me
So I think this is suicide night
I feel depressed
Morose
Bummed out
Meloncholy
Confused
Rejected
Desperate
Destroyed
Incomplete
Unwanted
Disliked
Worthless
Utterly miserable
And I'll kill myself tonight
Unless there's something good on TV.
Yeah."
--- "Worse Than Slime" by Barnes & Barnes
(Psyche and Wraith's messages reminded me of this song)
94Jul17 1:38 am from Psyche
Oy. I blame you.
94Jul17 9:33 am from Hobgoblin
I blame society.
94Jul17 11:26 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
I blame myself.
94Jul17 5:30 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
"I Blame You" is a really cool song by They Might Be Giants.
94Jul17 7:58 pm from Sputnik
we know.
94Jul17 8:55 pm from Psyche
Actually, I was just saying it for the sake of saying it, not quoting a song.
WOAH. a concept.
94Jul18 12:38 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I don't care. "I Blame You" is STILL a really cool song by They Might Be
Giants.
94Jul18 8:37 am from Psyche
I don't care. I blame you.
94Jul18 9:52 am from Sputnik
shut up.
94Jul18 7:36 pm from Psyche
moi? Or Lil' Lummy?
94Jul18 10:37 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Probably me.
94Jul19 6:29 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
NO! I blame you!
Where your eyes don't go is better.
94Jul19 11:06 am from Sputnik
Lil Lummy of course. smile. ((((G)))) perhaps/
94Jul19 1:36 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I really like "Purple Toupee" and "Shoehorn With Teeth."
94Jul19 5:55 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Or sachertorte.
94Jul19 7:23 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
You and your rascist friend.
94Jul19 8:52 pm from Hobgoblin
Ooo.
94Jul19 9:29 pm Hahahhaha from Sputnik
Santa Barbara has such beautiful back country.
94Jul19 10:47 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
This is where the party ends.
94Jul20 1:18 am Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
I'm getting cold.
94Jul20 9:29 am from Sputnik
I want a taco.
94Jul20 11:19 am from Hobgoblin
Run for the border, dude. Hu h.
94Jul20 2:47 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
-uh.
94Jul20 3:42 pm from Psyche
The backcountry is beautiful, but full of hicks.
94Jul20 4:52 pm Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
Taco Bell is wonderful. I hope heaven has Taco BElls.
94Jul20 7:28 pm from Hobgoblin
Yeap.
94Jul21 3:45 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
All Good Dogs Go To Taco Bell.
94Jul21 6:51 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
but I feel like a hypocrite talking to you, and your racist friend.
94Jul21 1:36 pm from Hobgoblin
Hu hu.
94Jul21 2:35 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
Have an extreme summer mon!
94Jul21 4:23 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Yeap?? laugh.
94Jul21 8:09 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
What?
94Jul22 6:56 am Words in the Dark from Lack of Sleep
Just smile and nod.
94Jul22 7:31 am Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
And wonder why you were on for 3 hours.
94Jul22 12:12 pm Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
I think I'll go write a postcard.
94Jul22 2:32 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
Who ya gonna write, li' Yaccy?
94Jul22 3:54 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
He's going to the write to his mum.
94Jul22 6:37 pm from Psyche
I have this postcard that I need to send to SOMEONe, but I'm not sure who.
94Jul22 8:12 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
Is he gonna send it via Boat Mail?
94Jul22 8:39 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Via Girlie Mon Mail.
cheating in class> read
94Jul18 9:50 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I went to the Planetarium tonight! Scientists predicted that the 21 comets
would produce the effect of 10 million nuclear bombs all together... But the
first comet alone has already produced the effect of 500 MILLION NUCLEAR BOMBS
BEING DETONATED!!! WOW!!! This is truly incredible!!! I'm very glad that I'm
alive when this is happening, this is astronomical history in the making!
94Jul19 12:25 am I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Now maybe people might think harder about building a system of rockets that
could protect Earth should a similar piece of matter come flying OUR way...
94Jul19 3:22 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Naa, let what will happen happen. If Earth is going to be destroyed, let it.
Let creation begin again. It's about time for a new begining, even if I'm not
there to be a part of it. Oh and Jupiter is going to stay in tact, so they
say. If one tiny bit of comet or meteor or space debris hits the surface of
the earth, all living things will die from the affects. No sun will reach the
surface. Oh well.
94Jul19 7:13 am from Pusher O' Pussy
Only faggots worry about comets.
94Jul19 9:22 am from Psyche
I mean, wouldn't you feel IMPORTANT to be here for Armeggedon?
94Jul19 10:28 am from Hobgoblin
I would be part of it.
94Jul19 12:20 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I wouldn't. I'd take a ride on the first flight out of here.
94Jul19 4:55 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
I would sit back and watch everyone.
94Jul19 7:24 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
Even if they detected some comets heading toward, I'm sure we'll all be long
dead before they reach us.
94Jul19 8:11 pm from Psyche
Why? Oh, because you think it'll be so long before that happens? WELL THINK
AGAIN.
94Jul19 8:29 pm from Hobgoblin
That macho guy was the coolest.
94Jul19 11:18 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Think about it.
94Jul20 12:02 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
Actually, that black spot was only half the size of earth.
94Jul20 5:16 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
HA! I just got a thought of wonder in my head about what the Astronomers
would do if Jupiter was no longer. HA! All the Sagittarians would be totally
fucked. That is the planit for that sign. Jupiter is destroyed, Astornomers
around the world are confused and are wandering around like insane people with
a dazed look on their faces.
94Jul20 10:45 am from Hobgoblin
Work on your coherency.
94Jul20 12:39 pm from Psyche
You idiot, Jupiter is also for Scorpio.
94Jul20 12:53 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids.
94Jul20 1:55 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
hahah. And LoS I am sure ASTROLOGERS ( not astronomers) would have little
probelm dealing with this. They have moved constellations to fit their needs,
why not planets?
94Jul20 4:27 pm Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
I've only had Trix once.
94Jul20 5:39 pm Dust Lady from Laski
When my relatives were staying they bought all this Trix for their kids. It
looked toxic, but it tasted good.
94Jul20 5:55 pm from Sputnik
Cest comme ca.
94Jul20 6:59 pm from Hobgoblin
I like Trix.
94Jul20 10:28 pm from Sputnik
trix are for kids. hu huh uh
94Jul21 2:50 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Silly rabbit, cosmetics are for humans.
94Jul21 5:18 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
page 68
94Jul21 9:06 am Coconut Egg Butter from Yacub
What about Rice-a-roni?
94Jul21 9:42 am Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
It's the San Francisco treat, damn it.
94Jul21 1:17 pm from Hobgoblin
Rice Krispies Treats are so good.
94Jul21 1:53 pm from Psyche
that's what SHE said.
94Jul21 2:36 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
before she brought out her doilies and killed everyone.
94Jul21 3:39 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Did anyone see that Letterman where Dave had the two shop owners from a store
down the street travel the country and then broadcast it on his show? Well the
last place these two indian fellows went was San Fransisco and the Mayor
presented them with the Key to the City and a box of Rice-a-Roni, the San
Fransisco Treat!
94Jul21 3:39 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Well I thought it was funny.
94Jul21 5:51 pm "Razzle-dazzle" from Sputnik
I put Zeylans Mtv rant onto the Mtv part of America online. And then I got
this letter about a week later, telling me that they had to remove it from the
messsage board. Those damn commies. But they said it was funny and they
passed around copies at the place whereever this guy who wrote me was from.
94Jul21 6:26 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Then MTV hired Zeylan as the new host of "House of Style."
94Jul21 6:52 pm Yeah yeah from Airaly
laugh that's sooo cool! why didn't you tell me about that!!! I wish. that
would be soo neat. Zeylan's house of style. Yeah.
94Jul21 7:06 pm This is from Zeylan
Who's name did you attach to the rant? Yours or mine?
94Jul21 8:10 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
Give credit where Zeylan is involved.
94Jul21 9:58 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
Whose.
94Jul21 11:21 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Letterman is hilarious. I like the early episodes with Chris Elliot on them.
Yeah!
94Jul22 4:42 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Zeylan: I think he had respect and attached your name.
94Jul22 9:13 am Rockin' the Casbah from Sputnik
Yes. I put it on as dialogue. Starting with Luminarys opening sentence.
94Jul22 10:19 am from Psyche
I can't believe they made you takre it down. My whole left leg is bruised.
94Jul22 10:54 am from Pusher O' Pussy
MTV sucks.
94Jul22 11:28 am Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
Your whole leg? Eeg. Eesh. Anyway, what are those guys named? They are so
cool. They're so happy, always so eager to please and sincere. I've seen
them at the grand canyon and fishing in the northwest, and they are
hilarious! Although Chris Elliot is better (of course) but I'd prefer not to
dwell on the past.
94Jul22 12:39 pm from Hobgoblin
Tha t's such a load of bullshit. I hope MTV studios gets blown up or
somethign.
94Jul22 2:33 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
I tried to run over both of Psyche's legs, but she insisted on running away.
94Jul22 3:54 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
There's some weird goddamn crap on the radio today.
See, if you had done it correctly, she would have never gotten a chance.
94Jul22 5:48 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Ha ha! Yes Yacub. Um some such name as Puja and Sahib. Did you see the episode
where they visited with Dave's mom? Laugh. Isn't Chris Elliot showing little
skits/movies of his own, on Letterman now?
94Jul22 6:16 pm from Psyche
This bruise is so gross.
94Jul22 6:58 pm from Hobgoblin
Cool.
94Jul22 8:12 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
Stylin'.
94Jul22 8:39 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
My knees are swollen. I pulled my hamstring yesterday. It sucks.
94Jul22 11:37 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
One word for you, Psyche: Leeches.
Yeah, Chris is showing little movies and skits nowdays I think. heh.
94Jul23 10:46 am Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
No, they've got long names, like Ramanojan and Punjalaya or some such thing.
I didn't see them visit dave's mom though... the only time I saw her was in
Lillihammer. The thing that sucks, though, is that I usually get home right
about wehn Letterman is ending..
94Jul23 10:50 am from Pusher O' Pussy
I took a big shit this morning and it turned out a skanky color of green.
94Jul23 11:22 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
And I bet you taste tested it too.
94Jul23 2:12 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Maybe you got ganggreen all over your ass.
94Jul23 5:00 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Pretty soon he'll need a fanny pack.
Northern Ireland> read
94Jul17 5:21 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
What a beautiful ending, Mike! *sniff*
94Jul17 9:52 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Oh dear me. TO cut down Irish people and praise the mighty english?? That
doesn't fit with this board. But then again I am quite new here. Well I shall
not comply with this room. I do believe in the Irish cause most heartily.
Religon has always been a defintie demeaning factor in the state of the
world's troubles, has it not?? Let the Irish be free if they will it. Such a
wonderful culture with it's legends and country. Beautiful and alive I would
have to describe Ireland as. Banshees and the Blarney stone me friend.
Fascinating.
94Jul17 11:23 pm from Hobgoblin
Ira.
94Jul18 12:12 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Uh-oh. I hope I'm wrong in my small guess who Void is.
94Jul18 8:22 am from Psyche
The IRA is wrong, though. They kill people. Ireland needs its own Ghandi. An
Irish version. Maybe a lad by name of Joseph O'Connely or something.
94Jul18 9:33 am from Sputnik
I have an IRA t-shirt. But its just to spite Psyche.
94Jul18 1:12 pm from Pusher O' Pussy
The IRA is nothing but a bunch of pussy faggot killers who kill without shame!
94Jul18 3:12 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
smile.
94Jul18 4:46 pm from Psyche
God, I wish you would disappear.
94Jul18 4:56 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Why? Why is it that you seem to hate me so much? What is it about me that you
do not like?
94Jul18 7:03 pm from Hobgoblin
Eeeuuuhh.
94Jul18 7:24 pm from Psyche
I don't hate you. It's just that we're Bitter Youth.
94Jul18 9:51 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Psyche, you're so negative all the time. Life is what you make of it.
94Jul19 12:26 am I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
I relish her bitterness.
94Jul19 3:30 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Ahh, bite me. I like Void. What's wrong with you people? She or he has
installed a slight bit of the lighter side and it's not appreciated. Alrighty
then, be that way. I wish I could escape to Ireland for a week and just
frolic along its vast open green hills and green landscape. Now only if a
dream would come true for a second or two. Ahh bite me.
94Jul19 9:23 am from Psyche
But, you see, I'm HAPPY being negative.
94Jul19 10:28 am from Hobgoblin
Ha! Yay!
94Jul19 12:21 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Justifications, justifications...
94Jul19 4:56 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Ah so what I thought was true. Well be bitter youth if you must. You'll grow
out of it in time.
94Jul19 4:58 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Goodness knows I went thru that stage myself! I should have recognized it.
After awhile I had completly changed my perspective on everything. Then I met
a Buddhist and his peace and calm impressed me so that I changed everything
around again and became a Buddhist. Life changes.
94Jul19 7:27 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
I'll bet if we sent Psyche a nuclear bomb, she'd be very happy.
Its so much better to learn about inner peace than some crappy religion.
94Jul19 8:11 pm from Psyche
Why would I want a stupid bomb?
94Jul19 8:30 pm from Hobgoblin
So you could nuke a comet if it came hurling toward the earth at 130,000 miles
per hour.
94Jul19 10:02 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Inner peace is nifty. And I truly mean that, no flippiancy here.
94Jul19 11:18 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
I find a lovely glass of chocolate milk gives me inner peace.
94Jul19 11:19 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Hey, why's Yucab so silent these days? Or is it Yacub? I can never get it
right.
94Jul20 12:06 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
I haven't been here for a few days. I hate it when I come here and see how
truly unoriginal some things are. Anyways, you should all go watch every Tim
Burton movie you can get your hands on, especially if it has J. Depp, W.
Rider, and V. Price in it.
94Jul20 5:21 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Just straight out saying Edward Scissorhands would have sufficed.
94Jul20 10:45 am from Hobgoblin
Oh.
94Jul20 12:40 pm from Psyche
It is so fanciful.
94Jul20 1:57 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Well I do see what you all are referring to with this Black Hole Sun thing.
This song is starting to make me rather edgy. They merely play it 34 times
every hour. Really!
94Jul20 3:29 pm from Psyche
No, they don't. There isn't enough time to play it 34 times in an hour.
94Jul20 4:00 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Void can't count.
94Jul20 4:28 pm Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
Uh... 1... 34.
94Jul20 5:55 pm from Sputnik
It must be a really short song then.
94Jul20 6:59 pm from Hobgoblin
Yeah. Then it woudl be abotu 1 minute and 45 seconds.
94Jul21 2:52 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Ah, but it's not consecutive; all the stations combined play it at least 34
times in an hour, I'm sure. Especially if MTV is one of them.
94Jul21 5:20 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Damn. Lumie beat me to it. and Duh.
94Jul21 8:34 am from Psyche
I really can't take this.
94Jul21 9:07 am Coconut Egg Butter from Yacub
go run about in a field somwhere.
94Jul21 1:18 pm from Hobgoblin
Redrock!
94Jul21 2:37 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
Somewhere in that direction.
94Jul21 3:40 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
No no no. I was simply mistaking the time for the one in my own dimension.
Excuse me. My most heartfelt apologies.
94Jul21 5:51 pm "Razzle-dazzle" from Sputnik
Ca is so nice
94Jul21 6:52 pm Yeah yeah from Airaly
I dunno. I wanna go to knossos!
94Jul21 8:10 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
CaCa....but I like it better spelled with a K.
94Jul21 11:22 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Good point, Void! What if the stations were playing it on, say, Jupiter? Or
Mars, even? That's more than 24 hours a day.
94Jul22 11:29 am Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
But there are no stations on jupiter or mars.
94Jul22 12:39 pm from Hobgoblin
This is true.
94Jul22 3:55 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
There would be a lot of....sulfur?
94Jul22 5:49 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Hydrogen too. And Airalinly, Knossos? It has all been cleaned out now. It is
really not all that impressive.
94Jul22 6:17 pm from Psyche
Mars = dead planet.
94Jul22 6:59 pm from Hobgoblin
Mars = be there in 2010.
94Jul22 8:40 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
But.
94Jul22 11:37 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Mars = Red Planet.
94Jul23 9:14 am from Hobgoblin
It's hot today because the sun is out.
94Jul23 10:46 am Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
Mars = War Planet.
94Jul23 2:12 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
The incarnation of war.
Shattered Myths> read
94Jul18 4:19 pm from Sputnik
can I shake your hand?
94Jul18 4:46 pm from Psyche
We feel your pain.
94Jul18 4:58 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Well whether you two meant that sarcastically or not it doesn't matter. What
would you have me do on here? Come in and start being cynical, start actin as
if I know what life is, when I have hardly lived?
94Jul18 7:04 pm from Hobgoblin
I feel your brain.
94Jul18 7:24 pm from Psyche
Do what you want, dude.
94Jul18 8:34 pm This is from Zeylan
Void, your MCF is spelled wrong.
94Jul18 9:52 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Void's MCF is one letter longer than the available MCF space.
94Jul19 3:41 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Duh! (snicker) (had to be done) {just being obnoxious with the grouping
symbols} But anyways. Void, you will come to find out that this here bbs
does not look kindly to others problems. Most here seem, at times, to even
strive and yearn for the moment when someone stumbles in and opens up. And
why, you ask? so that they can strike and leave an agravated wound and to
gain prestige amongs the ranks of the cynical hierarchy of little or no
value. "::Belch:: That was deep."
94Jul19 9:24 am from Psyche
Uh, yeah.
94Jul19 9:41 am I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Uh, NO.
94Jul19 10:29 am from Hobgoblin
I disagree, LoS, because you are wrong. I don't like BULLSHIT.
94Jul19 5:00 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Well I have received no wound as of yet LoS. But as for the "gaining prestige
amongst the ranks of the cunical hiearchy" I could be persuaded to believe.
94Jul19 7:28 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
LoS is such a Poon Hound.
94Jul19 8:12 pm from Psyche
Tell us the truth, Jessi Ellie. ARE YOU OR ARE YOU NOT ERIN WITH CHRIS TYPING
FOR YOU?
94Jul19 8:30 pm from Hobgoblin
If she was, she'd lie.
94Jul19 10:03 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Probably. But hey. I don't think she's lying. What would be the point?She's
have nothing to gain by lying, and even if she were, I don't mind because I
have nothing to lose.
94Jul20 12:12 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
"open up?" Open up my asshole. Sorry if I sound mean, but I'm tired and find
this really stupid. "After so great a loss I'm in such internal turmoil blah
blah fucking blah." Emotional roller coaster. Well, I've heard it all
before, baby, so don't come crying over the phone lines and expect people to
know or care or believe, especially when you make a fool of yourself while
you're at it. If something bad happened, fine, say it. "My lover got hit by
an airplane." None of this PSEUDO-DEEP bullshit (LoS, read this) when you are
trying to be serious, which I highly doubt you are. Those messages are so
obscure and pointless, they're like poetry that has nothing poetic about it.
94Jul20 5:26 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Your point exactly. Who knew? Pseudo-Deep sounds like some type of martial
art for some reason. Go figure. No. I take that back. It's mine. don't
figure.
94Jul20 9:14 am from Sputnik
hahaha
94Jul20 10:48 am from Hobgoblin
It's mine, hu hu, you can't say it. I made it up. Hu hu. Just like *I* made
up eMpTyV, hu hu, and *I* know everything there is to know.
94Jul20 1:59 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Yea yea! Hello Yacub! If you missed my post. I think i posted it later. That
that is the attitude I need and I have snapped out of it already. It' s
lovely. All this cynicism is so what I needed. Thank you all. I love you! Now
shut up.
94Jul20 2:00 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
And who is Chris? I know Erin=Airalin, from her registry on Gaiasys. And I
have already denied this so there is no point in doing it again.
94Jul20 3:29 pm from Psyche
Shut up. You are such a liar. So shut up.
94Jul20 5:02 pm This is from Zeylan
Nobody gives a flipping shit.
94Jul20 7:00 pm from Hobgoblin
Visualize that. A flipping shit. Hm.
94Jul20 8:44 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Kinda like a Mexican Jumping Bean.
94Jul20 10:12 pm from Hobgoblin
HAhahahhahahaha. That's what causes flipping shits.
94Jul21 2:53 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Chris = Anubis.
94Jul21 2:54 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
BTW, neither Chris nor Erin are Void. They've all been on-line at the same
time, on Gaiasys.
94Jul21 5:22 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Hey Wraith! Visualise this! cock sucking asshole.
94Jul21 8:34 am from Psyche
WEll, Luminary, I think you're WRONG.
94Jul21 9:07 am Coconut Egg Butter from Yacub
Well.
94Jul21 9:43 am Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Well, well, well. What have we here?
94Jul21 1:18 pm from Hobgoblin
I think you're wrong too.
94Jul21 2:38 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
Hey LoS! I won't say anything because are the sickos on this board would take
it the wrong way!
94Jul21 3:43 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Ohhhhh. Yes I talked with Anubis on Gaiasys. He was REALLY nice. And yes what
Luminary says is true. I logged onto Gaiasys and Anubis and Airalin were
already there. And while I am on this subject. I received a letter from
Airalin on Gaiasys pleading with me to meet with her because Psyche Hob and
Sput would not believe her! Really! Leave the poor dear alone! I will meet
with you all when I am good and ready and no sooner.
94Jul21 4:58 pm from Psyche
I'll leave the poor dear alone. I'll leave the poor deer alone. You are full
of shit, ERin Bowman. Shit I say.
94Jul21 5:52 pm "Razzle-dazzle" from Sputnik
ahhahahahaahah. I like the word crap better.
94Jul21 6:53 pm Yeah yeah from Airaly
AM NOT. GOd when Have I ever lied to you?? I have been feeling liek shit for
so long . and I can't say screw you because i hap[pen to be an emotioanl
dumbfuck who can't do that to people she loves , no matter how appropriate or
whatever it might be,.
94Jul21 8:11 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
Oooh, we all know your secret name...or your real name, rather...
94Jul21 11:25 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Holy Goodnight, some people are so incredibly dense. Worse than a black dwarf
star. Void is an actual person and not a fake account. THE END. Oy vey.
94Jul22 4:51 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
she hates her last name also. Or I think I don't like was the exact words she
once used. I have this rather strong feeling that Void won't be sucked in to
the clique of Psyche Airalin and them like Crazy Monkey was. It's a good
morning for frolicking.
94Jul22 9:14 am Rockin' the Casbah from Sputnik
Crazy Monkey wasnt "sucked" in. Shes just aware of reality, and she has
always be
94Jul22 9:15 am Rockin' the Casbah from Sputnik
been anyway. And um....gawd. You dont know anything!
94Jul22 10:20 am from Psyche
This is out of control. This is really SICK.
94Jul22 11:30 am Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
*barf*
94Jul22 12:41 pm from Hobgoblin
I can't believe this shit. Some people really piss me off.
94Jul22 3:55 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Better than pissing on you.
94Jul22 5:50 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Yes. Look at what she just said. I personally believe she should show you all
the door. But apparently she still cares. But no one responded to that, did
they?
94Jul22 6:19 pm from Psyche
Wraith and Mike- the keen observers.
94Jul22 8:13 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
Moo.
94Jul22 8:40 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
How dare you put my name in the same line as mikes...
94Jul22 9:44 pm Moof! from Mike Swanson
Yah like anyone on this board gives a rat's ass about you. I have some
friends here. Go spend more time with your goats.
94Jul22 11:06 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
You and my dognuts.
94Jul22 11:39 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Nothing like the fresh taste of goat to get ya going in the morning!
94Jul23 6:07 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Baaaahh. With milk.
94Jul23 2:13 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Sarcrifice anyone?
94Jul23 5:00 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Pass Abraham's eldest son over here... And the gravy!
Frogland> read
94Jul17 5:22 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Runaway train, what a crappy song, runaway train, five minutes long...
94Jul17 8:19 pm from Psyche
I like it, you hate it.
94Jul17 9:16 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
I like it
94Jul17 10:02 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Frogs. Such wonderful creatures. I often marvel at the cleverness of Mother
Nature when she designed this creature that can breathe both water AND air.
And it even comes equipped with two brains. Now how ingenious is that. I ask
you. Frogs are wonderful. They taste like chicken though. BUt then again so
does every other white meat from halibit to aligator. A good grilled Aligator
steak will a little lemon and dill is better than the orginal chicken version
of it though. (shrug). Sometimes you just have to go with the flow. NOw
there's another incredible creature. The aligator. Or was it the crocidile. I
don't rightly know but whatever it is, it drags it's victims under the water
and rolls them over and over and then stuff them neatly under a log for later
dining pleasure. Now if that isn't cool. Someone stuff the spotted owl.
94Jul17 11:24 pm from Hobgoblin
So. We went to see the SCA instead of Forrest Gump.
94Jul18 12:17 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Wait!!! I was the one who said frogs have two brains. I was totally kidding
and now everybody says that. Did I accidentatly stumble upon something that
is true when I was only joking around? No... It can't be. That's too
strange.
94Jul18 8:24 am from Psyche
Either that or Void is your alter ego.
94Jul18 9:36 am from Sputnik
I have this really neat south african bullfrog that bite me onse and made me
bled for 5 whole minutes.
94Jul18 10:26 am from Hobgoblin
Wow. 5 WHOLE minutes? Hm.
94Jul18 12:28 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
I can't believe Luminary Coremaster thinks frogs have two brains.
94Jul18 3:16 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Wait. Is that not true? Someone I cared very much about told me that. Oh dear
was I gullible or some such thing? Hah. It would not surprise me very much.
And I am my own self. Why did the frog bite you Sputnik?
94Jul18 4:20 pm from Sputnik
Because it thought my finger was a worn, and it just did.
94Jul18 4:59 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
smile. Well that is unfortunate. But I have this amusing picture of a frog on
the end of your finger. How big are the worms that you feed it?
94Jul18 6:17 pm Senseless cruelty from Leqi-Unninni
Hi Wraith! And Hobgoblin, your cat drools all the time! Other than that it
is the coolest.
94Jul18 7:05 pm from Hobgoblin
Yep. Well.. and the fact that it brings dead animals in through its little
kitty-door. Hey, Sputnik, I used to know a friend who had a lizard bite him
on the nose.. and it stuck there too.
94Jul18 7:25 pm from Psyche
MA BELLE, what are YOU doing here?
94Jul18 9:54 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I made up the thing about frogs having two brains, as a joke!!! I don't
believe it of course; I made it up.
94Jul19 3:47 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Two brains I'm sceptic about, but two well separated lobes I'd believe. I've
disected plenty of frogs, and have totally forgotten what the cut open skull
looked like. It must not have been that important.
94Jul19 7:14 am from Pusher O' Pussy
Everyone knows frogs have two brains. THat's how come they can sit, move their
eyes, and catch flies at the same time.
94Jul19 10:30 am from Hobgoblin
Duh, then they'd need three brains.
94Jul19 5:00 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
laugh
94Jul19 7:29 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
I use Gritty Kitty Litter.
94Jul19 10:04 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Joy!!!
94Jul19 11:19 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
No sir, I don't like it.
94Jul20 12:15 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
You don't need a brain to sit. Mollie is better than Sadie or Iddy.
94Jul20 5:29 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Carie we don'tie.
94Jul20 10:48 am from Hobgoblin
Itty, dork. And you need a brain to sit. I mean.. you'd fall over.
94Jul20 2:01 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
hahahah. What is he anyway? a Mosquito??
94Jul20 4:29 pm Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
Shut up, you nerd.
94Jul20 5:56 pm from Sputnik
HAHHAHAH The animosity!
94Jul20 7:00 pm from Hobgoblin
Oooooo. I even heard her say that.
94Jul21 5:23 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
But Hob you don't need to actively think about sitting. Yeah, I heard that
Hob guy has trouble sitting and chewing gum at the same time.
94Jul21 9:08 am Coconut Egg Butter from Yacub
I want to go to Hawaii.
94Jul21 1:19 pm from Hobgoblin
Wow, so funny. Hu hu. LoS, your head woudl fall over, then you'd slump, and
pretty soon you'd fall over. It's called muscle control. I'm surprised you
haven't mentioned it before in your "I know everything" messages.
94Jul21 2:39 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
All of us who have no neck muscles.
94Jul21 3:44 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Look Hob insulted somebody in more than a sentence! And it was not too bad
either.
94Jul21 6:26 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
I no longer even have a neck.
94Jul21 6:54 pm Yeah yeah from Airaly
really?? i wanna see!! cool!
94Jul21 8:11 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
Yes...
94Jul21 9:59 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
I can barely read the messages this evening because of all the dognuts.
94Jul21 11:27 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I have a neck. In fact, I've got a whole box full of them, in my closet.
Mike, gimmie a call, maybe we can work out a deal. Wraith, I can get you some
neck muscles at a discount. Now you won't be embarrassed when people are
chasing you!
94Jul22 4:55 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
NOOOOOO NECK JOOOOOOOOOEEEE!! all together now.
94Jul22 7:33 am Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
Wrong Hole.
94Jul22 11:31 am Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
That one was truly sick. Whose idea are those things anyway?
94Jul22 3:30 pm Senseless cruelty from Leqi-Unninni
Alas...where is Frogman these days?
94Jul22 3:56 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Apparently captured during the french festival.
94Jul22 5:51 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Laugh. A frog without his legs, is hardly a frog at all.
94Jul22 6:19 pm from Psyche
LEQI. LEQI. LEQI. o.
94Jul22 7:54 pm from Sputnik
Hooray! We luv Michelle sooo much
94Jul22 8:40 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
What's up with Gaiasys? I'm suffering from telechat withdrawal.
NEvermind, I swear I have a life.
94Jul22 11:39 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Some people aren't very honest, I found out.
94Jul23 6:14 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
No shit? Surely you jest! What. Do you call sitting in the middle of the
street for 3 hours, and joking around with a giant bean pod, a life?!?!?!
HA! Atleast I have a life.
94Jul23 8:25 am from Sputnik
hmmm
94Jul23 9:15 am from Hobgoblin
Hahaha. Do you call living at Hot Spots a life?
94Jul23 10:06 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I would venture to say that the owner makes a pretty good living for himself,
so... yeah.
94Jul23 11:24 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Alrighty then.
94Jul23 2:13 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
But they sure play the stankiest music at 2 in the morning.
94Jul23 5:02 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
It's only because there's too many people doing drugs, and they want the most
tranquil atmosphere they can manage.
Airalin's heat> read
94Jul17 10:36 am from Sputnik
Just like the spainish. They ARE european
94Jul17 11:06 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
With that weird, undefinable eurostyle.
94Jul17 2:06 pm Im typing naked from Mr Pube
im taking french. uh... oui and shit like that....
94Jul17 7:51 pm from Sputnik
What do you want, an award?
94Jul17 8:49 pm from Psyche
A cookie.
94Jul17 9:16 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
C is for cookie
94Jul17 10:03 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Airalin's heat?? In the rooms I have been in, I have not seen an Airalin. Is
she an old user? Do tell. I find Airalin a very beautiful name. And if by some
fluke I missed you Airalin. I would be most honored if you would write. Where
does that name come from?? What does it mean?? And heh, are you in heat?
94Jul17 11:25 pm from Hobgoblin
Um. Yeah. I'm a German Tourist.
94Jul18 12:19 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Wow, this is interesting. At first I thought Void was Psyche under a new
handle (she kept mentioning wanting one), but now I almost think it's Airy
under a new handle. This is fun!
94Jul18 7:18 am I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
I think Void is casting a shadow.
94Jul18 8:25 am from Psyche
You thought that was me? OhmyGAWD. Shows how little you know me, I guess. And
it shows how little you know erin, because she would never write like that.
94Jul18 9:36 am from Sputnik
paranoia
94Jul18 10:27 am from Hobgoblin
no comment.
94Jul18 12:28 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
There is superstition.
94Jul18 3:18 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Yes. I am not Psyche or Airalin. For all of you my real name is Jessica, but
some people call me Ellen because that is my middle name. So I am either
Jessica or Ellen if you would care to treat me as such and not as some one
else I am obviously not.
94Jul18 4:20 pm from Sputnik
ooooooh. how...mysterious. How old are you?
94Jul18 4:47 pm from Psyche
it's NOT REAL. it cant be real/
94Jul18 5:02 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
I am 22 actually. Why can't I be real? One thing I have noticed since I
started BBSing, which is only as of yesterday. The users here are soo
paranoid. They are so suspicious and untrusting. I can't be real, I have to be
someone they know. Are you all so afraid of me actaully being someone new that
you seem not to be able to deal with it? Please. Act sane. Calm down and let
me chat with you a little longer. Then you may decide fairly if I am what I am
or If I am what you think I am.
94Jul18 5:31 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
)Yawn( the mysterious new stranger routine.
94Jul18 6:26 pm Senseless cruelty from Leqi-Unninni
Hehehhe. Are people on here really all that paranoid? Or are you the one,
Void? I find it irritating that you are talking with "the voice of reason",
acting so mysterious and all-knowing. I don't think anyone really takes this
all that seriously anyway. Oh well.
94Jul18 7:06 pm from Hobgoblin
Leqi's right.
94Jul18 7:26 pm from Psyche
Uzuckly. Or maybe not. So anyhow, hu hu.
94Jul18 9:56 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
You're right, Psyche; Void types much better than Airy, and it would be an
insult to mistake her for you. Sorry Void!
94Jul19 3:54 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Lumie, sadly enough as it is. You nearly read my mind. Except I think Erin
could write like that, but it definitely isn't her style, and it definitely
isn't the way she thinks. That's not a put down. Erin just takes a different
approach at viewing things. But come one now, boy! It's Psyche we're talkin'
about. ;}
94Jul19 9:24 am from Psyche
What? You're deranged.
94Jul19 10:02 am from Sputnik
and stupid
94Jul19 10:30 am from Hobgoblin
I'll second the motion.
94Jul19 11:53 am I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
I'll third it.
94Jul19 12:24 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
LoS, I was under the assumption that whoever is behind the account, was
pretending to be another person, and therefore were using a different style.
But yeah, there aren't quite enough similar elements for Void to be a user
already here... Unless that person was very creative.
94Jul19 5:04 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Sigh. Again? Leqi. If I was taking this so seriously I would have already been
offended and left this board. I talk with the voice of reason because I am
trying to find something to persuade you all that I am who I am. Why don't we
just forget this thing and go on with the board.
94Jul19 7:32 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
Actually, you are all figments of my imagination. I am every user on this
board, and I conduct a mass self conversation which makes new users think
there is a lot of activity. The only real users is Zeylan, who, for some
reason or another, I am unable to assimilate.
94Jul19 8:13 pm from Psyche
You know what I love? When they do that seconding the motion thing. Makes me
feel so important. WHat a boost to my leadership feelings.
94Jul19 8:31 pm from Hobgoblin
Hm.
94Jul19 10:06 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Psyche and Sputnik are my fake accounts. I'm a mental masochist.
94Jul19 11:20 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Zeylan is not digestible. You'll have to poop him out whole.
94Jul20 12:18 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
Huh? Psyche, what ARE you talking about?
94Jul20 5:34 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
I think you might know what I'm about to say. Think about it.
94Jul20 9:51 am Rubber biscuits from Mike Swanson
Think about it.
94Jul20 12:41 pm from Psyche
Think about it.
94Jul20 2:02 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Thinking.
94Jul20 4:30 pm Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
Stop
94Jul21 2:55 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Think about it. That's a sampled line in a song by Information Society. I
think that's the song title, too.
94Jul21 5:24 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
ahh shut up. Go burn a spider's web or something.
94Jul21 9:08 am Coconut Egg Butter from Yacub
I Want to go to Kawai.
94Jul21 1:20 pm from Hobgoblin
Kauii? You didn't spell that right. I know everything. I'm taking lessons.
94Jul21 3:46 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Wow. Soon you'll be able to claim the title of "I know everything". Won't that
be a treat. Yacub: If you go to hawaii be sure to stay at Poipu beach.
94Jul21 5:14 pm Yeah yeah from Airaly
STop this torture!! Ack i"m not in heat!! I don't wanan read anymore!!! ahhh
94Jul21 8:12 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
You didn't smell like you were in heat, of course, everyone was staring at
your face for some reason...
94Jul21 11:29 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
It was because they were enraptured by her donut cravings.
94Jul22 4:59 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Enraptured is quite the word I would have used. Butt hay. Who knew.
94Jul22 11:32 am Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
ACtually, it's "Kauai," so we're both wrong, and it's a really cool place.
94Jul22 12:42 pm from Hobgoblin
Hey. That's where my aunt, the national park ranger, works. Tres cool.
94Jul22 3:57 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Maybe she had a triple latte before she came to the Q.
94Jul23 6:17 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
No, it was the crack. and she must have smoked out, also. Who on earth could
get that excited about doughnuts??!?!?!? Damn crack smokers. Ya gotta be
carefull around them there people. They might get all worked up and consume
all of Spud'snuts.
94Jul23 10:06 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Or dognuts...
94Jul23 10:47 am Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
Spud's nuts?
94Jul23 2:14 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Spud Makenzie.
94Jul23 5:02 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Budweiser supports zoophilia.
Little People> read
94Jul10 11:17 pm POGS ROT THE MIND! from Wraith
2 cups of flour 3 cups of sugar 2 tsp. of cyanide mix and stir till lumps are
gone.
94Jul10 11:48 pm adopt an aardvark from Mike Swanson
Make, me dude.
94Jul11 9:37 am Let me in, wings from Psyche
Dude, make me.
94Jul11 10:39 am adopt an aardvark from Mike Swanson
Me make dude.
94Jul11 11:07 am from Hobgoblin
Make dude me.
94Jul11 12:27 pm join me from GREAT CTHULHU
Make doo-doo
94Jul11 3:20 pm from Charlotte Sometimes
toady i did not do well on my test.
94Jul12 2:56 pm join me from GREAT CTHULHU
Was it a blood test?
94Jul12 4:06 pm Dristan Gardens from Yacub
People please stop saying dude. What test?
94Jul12 4:52 pm adopt an aardvark from Mike Swanson
Less dude.
94Jul12 6:31 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
STD's test.
94Jul13 12:31 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Stone Temple Dogs.
94Jul13 5:22 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
WHat? She took STD's test? Give it back!
94Jul13 1:05 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
Guess you want to keep all those STD's to yourself.
94Jul14 6:23 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
pssst, Wraith. Think about it. STD)))'(((s as in, it's STD's test.
as in the test belongs to STD. ah nevermind.
94Jul14 8:21 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
A minor grammar error. Nothing to ruin a good insult about.
94Jul17 4:38 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
True, but when an attempt of humor is spoiled because it goes over the heads
of those who attack grammar misusers it is just as bad.
94Jul19 7:32 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
Shaddup you stupid dyke mime on crack.
94Jul19 8:52 pm from Hobgoblin
Interesting.
94Jul19 10:48 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Agreed. That was one of the better insults I've heard in a while.
94Jul20 1:19 am Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
I disagree.
94Jul20 2:48 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
hahahahhahahhah!
94Jul20 3:42 pm from Psyche
Simmer down.
94Jul21 3:45 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Well, it was so random. It didn't make any sense.
94Jul21 6:52 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
I can picture him saying that.
94Jul21 9:30 am A Little Modern Art from Yacub
Simmer down.
94Jul21 2:40 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
You don't have to picture me saying that, next time I see you....
94Jul21 4:23 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
hahahahha.
Daemonsgate> read
94Jul14 3:41 pm from Psyche
Why Laski? What does that mean?
94Jul14 3:51 pm What does it MEAN?? from Laski
Yeah,
94Jul14 8:22 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
Dr. Polaski.
94Jul14 9:10 pm adopt an aardvark from Mike Swanson
I'm enjoying some ramen for dinner tonight.
94Jul14 11:33 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Dr. Polaski. hahahaha
94Jul15 9:20 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
You don't remember Laski? He's that guy who came to the US when he heard
about the girl doing the seven year meditation, and when he kissed her on the
head she crumbled.
94Jul15 11:19 am from The Wombat
Dr. Polaski was a phreak. I'm glad she's off the show.
94Jul15 11:42 am from Psyche
Oh YES! You know, I think I'll read that book again. What a neat story.
94Jul15 10:02 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
Leavin' las juevos.
94Jul16 12:36 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Frank Black?
94Jul16 9:52 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
I heard Ramona sing.
94Jul16 5:35 pm from Psyche
That is so COSMIC because I JUST said that in ANOTHER room.
94Jul16 6:19 pm from Sputnik
euhh..what does this all MEAN?
94Jul16 7:35 pm from Hobgoblin
gigglefuck
94Jul16 9:58 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
That's goddamn annoying.
94Jul17 12:21 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Yeah.
94Jul17 1:38 am from Psyche
I am INFINITE reTRY in DISGUISE.
94Jul17 7:19 am I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Oh, great.
94Jul17 11:27 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
Hey, I LIKE the way he does that sort of thing. It gives messages a FLAVOR
and FEEL all their own, like something straight out of the BOOKS OF OSIRIS.
94Jul17 2:48 pm join me from GREAT CTHULHU
IR is a prophet, heed hir words.
94Jul17 3:37 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
IR is a bore.
94Jul17 7:59 pm from Sputnik
Lets discuss.
94Jul17 10:42 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Evil is merely a perspective, and everonye is a little evil. Yin and Yang. If
you don't think so, look within yourself.
94Jul17 11:40 pm from Hobgoblin
How do you do that?
94Jul18 8:37 am from Psyche
hu hu, stick a fiberoptic camera down your throat.
94Jul18 9:53 am from Sputnik
find your inner child! express! LOVE! FEEL!! ahhhH!! euhh.......
94Jul18 10:33 am from Hobgoblin
Eeeuuhhh.
94Jul18 5:14 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
laugh. Has anyone seen that acutally happen? A fiberoptic camera being oh so
impolietly shoved down one's throat? I experienced that once on television. It
was interesting but disgusting. I do not have much of a stomach for things
such as that. I do not know how to look within yourself. You are you. You
figure it out. And I did know that was sarcastic. What do you all have against
knowing yourself and expressing your feelings and love? I am most certainly
not one of those new age be here with me now love yourself creatures. I just
think it is nice and important to have a sense of oneself. Whatever you want
to call that process. And I see know reason why one should not express one's
feelings when one wants. And Love is the most wonderful emotion in the world.
Have any of oyu ever been in love? If so, imagine how you would feel if you
lost the one you love, if he was murdered and died in your arms. Think about
that. And then tell me not to express my feelings.
94Jul18 7:37 pm from Psyche
Why do you sound so full of it?
94Jul18 9:06 pm This is from Zeylan
Three days. I stop calling for three days and the collective I.Q. of the
users on this system drops to about forty points. Unbelievable.
94Jul18 10:42 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Love is really nifty.
I've watched various operations on TV before. Often, they use fiberoptic
cameras to see what they're doing inside the body. Like during a gall bladder
operation.
94Jul19 12:27 am I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Was there supposed to be a segue there?
94Jul19 6:32 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
And now back to the weather.
94Jul19 11:06 am from Sputnik
Hi airy
94Jul19 1:36 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
It seemed relevant at the time.
94Jul19 5:57 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
How would I know why I sound full of it to you. I am just being myself. You
tell me why Psyche love.
94Jul19 7:34 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
Hey, and we all love the one where they shove it in a guy's dick and record as
he ejaculates. This is what science was meant for.
94Jul19 8:52 pm from Hobgoblin
Totally.
94Jul19 11:21 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Yes, this was the original intent of science.
94Jul20 1:20 am Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
Hahah! Thank you Mike, finally I'm laughing.
94Jul20 3:42 pm from Psyche
"Psyche Love." Why don't you call me "Sike" instead, Jessi Ellie?
94Jul21 6:53 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Bitchy witchy.
94Jul21 8:44 am from Psyche
Hu hu.
94Jul21 9:31 am A Little Modern Art from Yacub
simmer down
94Jul21 1:37 pm from Hobgoblin
Pipe down, babymaker.
94Jul21 2:40 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
Witchy WOmen...
94Jul21 4:24 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Because you persist in calling me Jessie Ellie Psyche love.
94Jul21 5:05 pm from Psyche
You need to get therapy for your disorder, ERin.
94Jul21 8:13 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
Yes, may I recommend a good whack to the back of the head.
94Jul22 6:57 am Words in the Dark from Lack of Sleep
No, Pee Wee.
94Jul22 12:13 pm Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
Good morning, Mr. Breakfast.
94Jul22 1:17 pm from Hobgoblin
I am the Galant Knight.
94Jul22 3:57 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
I am the Gay Knight.
94Jul22 6:37 pm from Psyche
*I* am the Gallant Knight.
94Jul22 7:11 pm from Hobgoblin
Exactly.
94Jul22 8:41 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
What about the black knight. He's missing some body parts.
94Jul23 12:23 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I pity the poor fool who don't eat my cereal!
94Jul23 2:14 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
You stanky stanky man.
SEX> read
94Jul19 9:42 am I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Exactly.
94Jul19 10:31 am from Hobgoblin
LoS, you are so lost. I truely feel sorry for you. You have absolutely no
idea what other people are thinking. You suck at "readin g" people. It's
really pathetic.
94Jul19 10:32 am from Hobgoblin
Make that, "It's really pathetic that you think you can so well."
94Jul19 12:26 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Make that THREE large fries, and two hamburgers to go.
94Jul19 5:06 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
And a chocolate malt. And I will leave myself at the door from now on. I
apologize. You are right. I believe you are all really doing the best thing
you can for me which is not to let me dwell on what happened. I can not spend
the rest of my life cringing whenever the word gun is mentioned. Jason would
not have wanted this. Smile. Thank you all for being so cynical you are
forcing me to be myself.
94Jul19 7:34 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
You goddamn weirdos, stop posting messages more than 5 lines! You're ruining
everything.
94Jul19 8:13 pm from Psyche
Oh GOD.
94Jul19 8:32 pm from Hobgoblin
Shut up, Void. OR else get me a barf bag.
94Jul19 10:09 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I've known a few Jasons in my time. One Jason I knew, his handle was Virus,
and he was a nifty guy. I went to his house once, and his dad came out and
yelled at him and there was a big family conflict. I felt bad for him, it was
probably embarrassing for him, and of course that's unplesant to begin with.
I remember I posted a message about having a record with a 5-minute song on
it, and how that was long, and he told me that he had the Depeche Mode "Master
& Servant (Slave/Whip Remix" album, which was 23 minutes long. Wow!
94Jul19 11:22 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Then dad chained you all to the barn.
94Jul20 12:23 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
So, LoS, let's talk about SEX then. Do you actually know what you are talking
about, or are you just regurgitating what you've heard from others? Is there
some reason why you have magical insight into our soul, and can just KNOW if
we are open or not? Well, let's be open then. I, personally, think SEX is
the root of all evil in our society, and without it, there would be less
competition, machoness, discrimination, etc. I wonder if it's realy worth it.
94Jul20 5:50 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
you left out natural means of reproduction. And if I'm right you asked if I
was a vergin or not. Which is none of your business, but no, I'm not. And if
I'm wrong then you were, maybe, possibly, talking about my "magical insight"
wich in that case nevermind. And what I was referring to, when I said "it's
like a disease or something with them," was how most of you, or them as I put
it, are on here. As in, in this artificial/cyber society. Comprende? So
again, from lack of value for arguing, neverMIND.
94Jul20 9:15 am from Sputnik
Think about it
94Jul20 9:52 am Rubber biscuits from Mike Swanson
Let's not.
94Jul20 10:50 am from Hobgoblin
Jesus fucking christ, Josh, try to make some sense every once in a while.
94Jul20 12:42 pm from Psyche
God, I am so late. I WOULDN'T BE LATE IF YOU IDIOTS WOULD NOT MAKE IT ALWAYS
BUY.
94Jul20 12:53 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
The Price is Right.
94Jul20 2:04 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Hobgoblin (handing him a barf bag as requested) I love you!! I want to have
your 6 children and grow old with you! hahha. Fuck off.
94Jul20 3:30 pm from Psyche
Jessi Ellie is ON THE WARPATH.
94Jul20 4:01 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Yawn
94Jul20 4:31 pm Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
It's not that late.
94Jul20 5:39 pm Dust Lady from Laski
Hey. I have this great idea.
94Jul20 7:00 pm from Hobgoblin
You fuck off, you "posative person."
94Jul21 2:57 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
It's not late at all.
94Jul21 5:25 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
I think Void has been corrupted nicely, don't ya think?
94Jul21 8:35 am from Psyche
YOU TWO MAKE ME SICK. no, really. You aren't EVER allowed to call after one
another AGAIN.
94Jul21 9:08 am Coconut Egg Butter from Yacub
It's a crime and PUNISHABLE BY DEATH!
94Jul21 9:43 am Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
It IS plenty annoying. Looks like they were smooching all night.
94Jul21 1:20 pm from Hobgoblin
It's against the law, duh.
94Jul21 1:45 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
smooching?
94Jul21 2:41 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
YOu stupid dyke mimes on crack.
94Jul21 3:47 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
hahahhahahhah. Hob. Try again. I have just seen proof that you can do much
better.
94Jul21 8:13 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
I think you've been licking too many stamps today.
94Jul21 11:30 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Maybe their parents wanted to see what would happen...
94Jul22 5:01 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
So it looks to me that we're breaking the law of the lamefucks, Lumie. I
laugh at EVERYBODY! don't forget, Lumie, Void and myself are excluded from
that.
94Jul22 10:21 am from Psyche
BUt, you forget, that Viod isn't REAL.
94Jul22 10:56 am from Pusher O' Pussy
I just got back from the gym. If I were any stronger, every step I took would
put a hole in the Earth's crust.
94Jul22 11:33 am Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
I'm sorry, Against the law and PUNISHABLE BY DEATH!
94Jul22 12:43 pm from Hobgoblin
LoS, Void, again you are clueless.
94Jul22 3:28 pm Senseless cruelty from Leqi-Unninni
Yay! Do we hate Void? I thought it was just my pained inner child lashing
out again.
94Jul22 3:58 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Maybe you're just mad that you ran out of Kix this morning.
94Jul22 5:52 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Could be.
94Jul22 6:20 pm from Psyche
I feel your pain.
94Jul22 7:00 pm from Hobgoblin
I feel your brain.
94Jul22 8:14 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
I knead your brain.
94Jul22 8:41 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Feel a man's brain.
94Jul22 11:41 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Nothin' like the fresh feeling of brain to get ya goin' in the morning!
94Jul23 6:20 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Baaahh. With milk, even.
94Jul23 8:25 am from Sputnik
My inner child. I touch it.
94Jul23 9:16 am from Hobgoblin
In touch.
94Jul23 10:07 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Quit touching inside yourself!
94Jul23 10:14 am from Sputnik
But its so much fun!
94Jul23 10:51 am from Pusher O' Pussy
Sigh. I wish I had a girlfriend for sex and more? Maybe.
94Jul23 11:26 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Maybe your handle has something to do with it.
94Jul23 12:05 pm Moof! from Mike Swanson
Yes. Your present handle is not offensive enough. Try "Women are Dirt.
Abuse Them."
94Jul23 1:05 pm This is from Zeylan
Or maybe "Cunt Masher" or "Clit Crasher". Or even "Drink My Seed, Bitches".
94Jul23 2:15 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Or something really anticlimatic like, "Honker"
94Jul23 5:03 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Or something on the subtle side, like "Date Raper."
Come into My Parlor*> read
94Jul08 9:35 am from Sputnik
YEA> wow
94Jul08 10:47 am from Hobgoblin
Hmm.
94Jul08 12:08 pm Dristan Gardens from Yacub
EXACTLY. A way to focus your own energies. Yay. I feel so special for
starting this conversation.
94Jul08 12:13 pm Dristan Gardens from Yacub
My mom works a bit with mind treatments. She's an M.F.C.C., which is
basically a psychiatrist without a PhD. She worked at the medical clinic down
by orchid bowl for a year or two, and while there the main work she did was
biofeedback. This is almost exactly what we're talking about, harnessing the
mind's power and training yourself to alter your circumstances. She and her
patients have gotten to the point, by using this, where they can change body
temperature, heart rate, etc., by trying different things, and then the
biofeedback eventually tells them when they get it right. Like feeling cold
when you touch something hot. And then the Gurus in india, who can walk on
coals without getting blisters, and walk on swords without losing blood. I'm
sure acupuncture and acupressure work the same way. People can go through
surgery completely aware of what's happening because they have pins in
strategic spots. It's all just mind, body, and spirit over matter. Woah,
there's that trinity thing again. I love this stuff.
94Jul08 12:57 pm from Sputnik
It is. Its so0 cool.
94Jul08 1:59 pm from Hobgoblin
I doubt it's just because they have a pin in their earlobe that enables them
to go through tripple bypass surgery and leg amputations and gastro-intestinal
removals etc etc.
94Jul09 10:28 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
Well there's nothing else there to do it. It's magic(k), man.
94Jul09 10:53 am from Hobgoblin
It's the brain, man.
94Jul09 10:53 am from Hobgoblin
Control.
94Jul09 6:37 pm from Charlotte Sometimes
Dig! I would like to try something like that, not surgery, but heartrate or
something.
94Jul09 7:09 pm from Hobgoblin
The temperatute thing was really bizzare.
94Jul09 7:45 pm Dristan Gardens from Yacub
That sort of thing is so incredible. There really isn't anything you can't
do, I'm sure.
94Jul14 3:43 pm from Psyche
I think I want to run now.
94Jul15 8:59 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
Where? A golf course?
Oh, hey, let's go on a hike.
94Jul15 11:34 am from Psyche
Yes, and then I can have my glasses back.
94Jul16 9:40 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
Well, wasn't it fun?
94Jul16 9:41 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
AHHAHAHAHAHAHaHaHahAhaHAHAh this is so dumb
94Jul16 10:16 am from Hobgoblin
Hm.
94Jul16 12:41 pm from Sputnik
oui. French is SO obnoxious. THE french are so obnoxious. euhh......
94Jul16 5:27 pm from Psyche
So anyhow, I hear Ramona sing.
94Jul16 5:47 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Who the heck is Ramona? And what have you guys done with Zeylan? Is he tied
up in some warehouse in Goleta? Buried at East Beach? In a dumpster at
SBCC? Is his cold dead body stuffed in the Alien suit in the World of Magic?
Is he being served in the special "bonus meat" burritos at Taco Bell?
94Jul16 6:08 pm from Sputnik
Hmm..Mike is going thru Zeylan withdrawal syndrom. Obvi, hes in love with
him. Pity Mike. We are holding him for ransom in PSyches basement. Give us
$$ and we will let him go.
94Jul16 7:25 pm from Hobgoblin
Dude, are they doing some sword shit here? Whoa, did you say stoned? Fuckin'
trippy shit.
94Jul16 10:28 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
I wouldn't empty my piggy bank for Zeylan. I'm just curious if he's went the
way of the sysop.
94Jul17 1:32 am from Psyche
NEXT are your EYES.
94Jul17 9:27 am from Hobgoblin
Next will be your EYES! AHHH!
94Jul17 10:38 am from Sputnik
AHHHHHH!. Can I just come in and watch, so ill get ahead.?
94Jul17 11:10 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
NEXT time it will be your EYES! Rowr.
94Jul17 7:52 pm from Sputnik
hiss
94Jul17 8:49 pm from Psyche
God, I want to be inspired.
94Jul17 11:27 pm from Hobgoblin
Elvissa.
94Jul18 8:41 am What does it MEAN?? from Laski
Yes.
94Jul20 12:23 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
Did Redrock inspire you?
94Jul20 10:50 am from Hobgoblin
I'm burnt.
94Jul20 12:42 pm from Psyche
I liked the drums.
94Jul20 12:53 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Burnt drums.
94Jul20 4:31 pm Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
Drums! Yay!
94Jul20 5:40 pm Dust Lady from Laski
It was so nice.
94Jul20 7:01 pm from Hobgoblin
Bongos rock.
94Jul21 9:09 am Coconut Egg Butter from Yacub
Then why weren't you playing with us?
94Jul21 1:21 pm from Hobgoblin
Because those were not bongos.
94Jul21 1:54 pm from Psyche
They were whatever you wanted them to be. They were bongos for a while, they
made differnet tunes, they were water carriers, they were magic.
94Jul22 11:34 am Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
They were rattles, shakers, drumsticks, noisemakers, magic.
94Jul22 12:44 pm from Hobgoblin
Some lady did a spanish oral report on shamanish and culture in Guatemala.
94Jul22 2:34 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
Huh huh huh he said "oral" huh huh huh uh huh
94Jul22 6:20 pm from Psyche
Yacub, why is your MCF "Lesbian Dreams"?
94Jul22 7:01 pm from Hobgoblin
Why not?
The Sea> read
94Jul13 5:31 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
I would be artificial intelligence. The the humans could create me since they
did, but they couldn't create themselves. Not from non living matter anyways,
and thus I could improve myself and create more of myself, and kill my maker.
Either that or negative matter. Or a slime mold.
94Jul13 10:07 am Let me in, wings from Sykie
Grow a tail.
94Jul13 10:38 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
How?
94Jul13 11:24 am from Hobgoblin
Pills. THey've got pills for everythign these days.
94Jul13 1:07 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
Yeah, so you pee green.
94Jul13 11:53 pm from Hobgoblin
I wonder if you have blue toilet water and you pee yellow into it, would you
then have green?
94Jul14 6:26 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
I have pissed blue before. I took a pill that had a blue dy in it and it
turned all, or most of my insides blue. It was totally safe mind you, but
scared the shit out of my mom an sis. I had to do some talking just to calm
them down. t ahh, you don't want to know.
94Jul14 9:32 am join me from GREAT CTHULHU
Yes, if you pee into blue toilet water, it does turn green. Next?
94Jul14 11:07 am Let me in, wings from Sykie
WHy were your mother and sister watching you pee?
94Jul14 8:23 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
Unless your pee was extremely clear.
94Jul14 9:11 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Crystalline in fact.
94Jul14 11:34 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Crystal Light?
94Jul15 3:51 am I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Crystal Pepsi.
94Jul15 10:04 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
Crystal Pee. It looks clear, but still tastes like pee.
94Jul17 4:40 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
What? Did someone have you take a Crystal Pepsi taste test? You know, you
really shouldn't trust your friends that well.
94Jul17 11:28 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
That stuff is gross.
94Jul17 6:31 pm from Ranger
They probably have to put more shit in it to make it clear than the normal
amount of shit they put in to make it brown.
94Jul17 7:59 pm from Sputnik
And I bet they burn down the rainforests. Monkey brains.
94Jul17 8:56 pm from Psyche
There goes my Snapple.
94Jul17 10:42 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Beneath the surface lies the future eh?
94Jul17 11:41 pm from Hobgoblin
There goes your Snapple all over MY dog. (just the first time.) Second time
: all over the patio. Third time : all over hte patio. Fourth time : all
over the patio. Shit.
94Jul18 7:18 am I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Snapple is demon seed.
94Jul18 8:37 am from Psyche
But it tastes SO GOOD.
94Jul18 9:54 am from Sputnik
They call me mellow yellow.
94Jul18 12:29 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Pure unadulterated demon seed.
94Jul18 5:16 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Well as sick as snapple tastes the man/woman/neuter who invented it is most
certainly fabulously wealthy now. I have to admire what he has done. What I
think is the worst kind of Snapple is their Iced Teas. They are sick. It is
like drinking melted sugar and honey with a drop of mint, raspberry, lemon or
orange flavoring thrown in. Tea is better than that.
94Jul18 7:37 pm from Psyche
NO IT IS NOT. Take it BACK, foul wench.
94Jul18 10:43 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Snapple tastes good sometimes. I like the lemonade flavor.
94Jul19 12:30 am I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Sure you do. As you drink sparkling lemonade, thousands of demon cells are
planting themselves in your small intestine. Gnawing silently yet hungrily,
they'll eat you inside out before you know what is happening.
94Jul19 6:35 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
and so is the demon seed spawn the monkeys that fly out of your ass?
94Jul19 1:37 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Or maybe the demon seed is just Sea Monkeys.
94Jul19 5:58 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
I really love Sparkling Lemonade. Calistoga makes a rather divine bottle of
it. And yes Snapple Ice Tea is SICK. I refuse you Psyche love!!
94Jul19 7:36 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
Someone tell what goddamn "stuff" is in Snapple? Best stuff on Earth? What
the fuck are they doing? They might as well be urinating in every batch of
snapple. WHo knows what the fuck the best "stuff" on earth is.
94Jul19 8:53 pm from Hobgoblin
Why do you keep on calling Psyche "my love?"
94Jul19 10:49 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Maybe they make it out of raw sewage. Those treatment plants have to send it
SOMEWHERE.
94Jul19 11:23 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Snapple = Liquid Plumber.
94Jul20 2:49 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Yes Wraith! That is it! And Hobgoblin, because she once called me "Ellen my
love".
94Jul20 3:43 pm from Psyche
What a wonderful reason.
94Jul20 5:31 pm This is from Zeylan
Snapple = donkey urine.
94Jul20 5:47 pm Dust Lady from Laski
Snapple = nectar of the gods
94Jul20 6:16 pm from Sputnik
nectar of the gods = donkey urine
94Jul21 3:47 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Wow! So now we can clean our drains with donkey urine, and drink the nectar
of the gods from the same bottle. Woo-hoo!
94Jul21 6:55 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
And Yoo-hoo also.
94Jul21 9:31 am A Little Modern Art from Yacub
Isn't matter wonderful?
94Jul21 9:43 am Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Donkey Kong.
94Jul21 8:14 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
When it rains, God is peeing on us. I wonder if he ever writes his name as he
pees.
Somone should research this subject.
94Jul22 12:11 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
It's nice to know that God is always looking down on us.
94Jul22 6:57 am Words in the Dark from Lack of Sleep
Lets just hope he doesn't eat much.
94Jul22 12:13 pm Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
Let's just hope he doesn't eat asparagus.
94Jul22 1:17 pm from Hobgoblin
Hm.
94Jul22 1:59 pm acirema from Sputnik
I like asparagus. With Hollandaise sauce.
94Jul22 2:34 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
Makes yer pee gree.
94Jul22 2:35 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
err green.
94Jul22 3:58 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Makes your pee pedigree.
94Jul23 12:24 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Only the finest pee for me!
94Jul23 2:15 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Shown in pee contests around the world.
94Jul23 2:42 pm Moof! from Mike Swanson
Made from the best stuff on earth.
94Jul23 5:34 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Snappee.
AIR> read
94Jul10 11:20 pm POGS ROT THE MIND! from Wraith
a nictating membrance!
just needed to throw something in.
94Jul11 7:29 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
Thanks.
94Jul11 7:01 pm Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Hey! Watch where you're throwin' that thing. Ya nearly hit me.
94Jul11 8:42 pm from Hobgoblin
If we could be so lucky.
94Jul11 11:42 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
Its a shame when a family gets torn apart...by a pack of wild dogs
--Jack Handey
94Jul12 3:49 pm Dristan Gardens from Yacub
It's important to give a child good feeling about himself. That way, if he
gets something right, tell him it was a lucky guess. That way, he develops a
good, lucky feeling.
--Jack Handey.
94Jul13 2:58 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
I've always been afraid of clowns. I don't know why. Maybe it goes back to
the time when I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad.
94Jul13 2:59 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Oh, --Jack handey.
94Jul13 11:08 am from Hobgoblin
Hu hu.
94Jul13 1:07 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
We are speaking of Air.
94Jul14 2:13 pm Dristan Gardens from Yacub
And I say Ooo oo oo.
94Jul14 3:31 pm from Psyche
And I cry "Why ee why ee why?"
94Jul14 8:23 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
Ooo yayaya..
94Jul14 11:10 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Yabba dabba doo there it is.
94Jul15 10:04 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
B.C.-52's
94Jul17 10:07 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Well it seems to be molecules of hyrdrogen and oxygen and about 2 percent
others if I'm not mistaken. And a bunch of dust, usually in the form of dead
human skin, because as it is known, 95 percent of dust is acutally human skin.
Now there's an appetizer to go with your meal outdoors. I wonder if that
doens't make us all canibals in some remote way. Heh.
94Jul17 11:27 pm from Hobgoblin
That's nice to know. 95% of the crap that rises from my blanket when I hit it
is old skin.
94Jul17 11:27 pm from Hobgoblin
I don't believe it.
94Jul18 12:20 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I think a lot of it is old skin.
94Jul18 8:26 am from Psyche
I don't. Let's all brawl about it.
94Jul18 9:38 am from Sputnik
Lets not forget those loveable and helpful dustmites!
94Jul18 10:27 am from Hobgoblin
I saw a picture of them, all blown up under a microscope. Really interesting.
94Jul18 3:19 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Dust mites are horrid little creatures. But it is very true that 95 percent
ofdust is human skin. If you do not believe me, ask someone who you would
believe.
94Jul18 7:07 pm from Hobgoblin
Okay.
94Jul18 10:02 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Ask me! Oh wait, you wouldn't believe me tho.
94Jul19 4:45 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Of course not! |} I would have to say that that figure given on skin percent
of dust is only in relation to household dust, mainly. Skin is constatly
flaking off. It's not like you keep the same layers of skin your entire
life. Think about it. The outer layer of your skin is dead tissue. If it
stayed on for long then it would decay and turn grey and maggots would grow
and feed off of it. One is constatly growing new layers and they die as more
grow under them and by the time they are the outer layer they are dead and
flake off. That's why when it gets too hot and not moist enough the skin dies
quicker and peals off due to larg chunks of the outer layers dying and not
having any living cells to hold them together and so they flake off in big
strips, instead of really tiny bits or even individual cells. Mr. Knowitall
comes through again.
94Jul19 10:32 am from Hobgoblin
Shut up.
94Jul19 11:54 am I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Gad I wish he'd shut up.
94Jul19 12:27 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
He's right, though. Although in rural areas, like Bakersfield, the majority
of the dust is from all the farming industry, overturning crops and kicking up
dirt, et cetera.
94Jul19 12:28 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Suffice to say, it's about 400% more dusty there than it is here.
94Jul19 5:08 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
This is true. He is right. But still.
94Jul19 7:37 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
No LoS, our skin never fucking flakes off. WE ALL HAVE 6 INCHES OF DEAD
TISSUE STUCK TO OUR BODIES.
94Jul19 8:14 pm from Psyche
What? Yes it does.
94Jul20 12:26 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
I'm glad this isn't real life. That way I don't have to be rude, and it's
only by choice. EVERYBODY FUCK OFF.
94Jul20 5:55 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
ahh, yeah, whatever yacub. I see what Wraith is confused or is being critical
about. He is taking partially what I said litterally. When I said that ones
skin flakes off, I was talking about the top layers. DUH! not the entire
skin flaking off. And another thing. Skin doesn't only consist of the
epidermal layers. again, DUH! Pay a little more attention in Health class
next time, buddy.
94Jul20 9:52 am Rubber biscuits from Mike Swanson
Yeah buddy. Think about it. DUH!
94Jul20 10:51 am from Hobgoblin
He was being sarcastic, LoS. Hu duh.
94Jul20 2:05 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
buddy?? Really!! laugh. I agree with Yacub. Cyberfuck.
94Jul20 4:31 pm Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
Buddy. Kids in the Hall.
94Jul21 5:27 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
SNuglefuck.
94Jul21 9:09 am Coconut Egg Butter from Yacub
What a sorry sorry state to be in.
94Jul21 3:47 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
The fish are swimming very sadly. They need some chips mom.
94Jul21 8:14 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
LoS, like our health teacher is so fucking fantastic.
94Jul21 11:31 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Does the health teacher discuss imporant issues, like how to properly insert a
giant bean-pod canoe into your partner?
94Jul22 5:05 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
No that's a lesson only Sanetan can teach you. I heard he's a master at been
pod crotch golfing. And dropping it from high places on unexpecting people
that are walking on their hands. How could you take a guy with 7 kids,
seriously when he talks about safe sex? SURE BUDDY!
94Jul22 11:35 am Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
Maybe he wanted 7 kids. IDIOT.
94Jul22 3:32 pm Senseless cruelty from Leqi-Unninni
Such bitterness. I can't take it! "coconut egg butter." Yuck!
94Jul22 3:59 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
I don't know, but we really should go back to the sexual experiences one can
have with a gigantic bean pod canoe sex sheath.
94Jul22 11:42 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Wasn't it also some type of urinal at some point?
94Jul23 6:23 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Yes. It was a urinal chalis for Sanetan himself. Capri having to take a piss
made him rather thirsty and offered to use the chalis o' Sanetan/bean
pod/canoe as ahhh, well nevermind all train of thought was just thrown out the
window. With a heave and a whoe even.
I feel sorry for the unexpecting passer by.
94Jul23 9:16 am from Hobgoblin
Am I gonna have fun today!
94Jul23 10:07 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Boy oh boy!
94Jul23 11:28 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Hob, I think you said it best when you said, "I DON'T CARE!" Except in lower
case letters, maybe.
94Jul23 2:15 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
I was the one that urinated in the pipe.
94Jul23 5:04 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I thought the tobacco smelled sort of funny!
How big is yr Dildo> read
94Jul11 3:09 pm from Charlotte Sometimes
The Pope said it. Why isn't he just, "Pope, " nononnonno he has to be THE
Pope, cocieted..oh sorry.
94Jul11 7:27 pm Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
yeah, exactly. Catholics are a tad on the screwed-up side. I mean, WTF.
Where do they get off by choosing who God supposedly talks to? That's what
the Pope is supposed to be. The one that God talks to and gives commands to,
so that the Pope can make new rules for the church as new problems arise.
FUCK THAT! that's so full of shit I can't even take the entire religion
seriously. and one point: The Pope said that, or made rule that artificial
ensemination was unholy, and is an act against the works of God and is no
longer allowed to be preformed on on people of the Catholic religion. WTF.
Hasn't this guy read the bible? Yo, buddy, yeah you, the old guy in the bug
funny-lookin' hat and white robes waving like and idiot behind bulletproof
glass in a funky lookin' golf cart! Haven't you read the bible? Jesus was
artificially enseminated into mary! DUH! Some religions. tisk tisk tisk.
94Jul11 8:43 pm from Hobgoblin
I want to be Pope. I wonder where to apply. Think of what you could do.
94Jul11 10:57 pm from Charlotte Sometimes
I guess God is there exception to that rule..
94Jul11 11:42 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
God sleeps in everyday, hell he made the world in a day, might as well give
hime some sleep.
94Jul12 12:06 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I don't have any trouble believing that Bishop has the highest
teen-impregnation rate. That figures. But which one is second? Ya typed SNHS
and that is one letter away from both SBHS and SMHS on the keyboard! hehe.
So, uh... Does anybody else notice that the pregnant teens are mostly centered
around a certain nationality? It's probably because South American countries
don't see anything wrong with daughters being pregnant early, and plus the
whole Catholocism thing about birth control and all. Hmm... Also, women are
treated as second-class citizens by our happy third-world friends below the
border.
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94Jul12 3:14 pm from Sputnik
HA! That is true! I meant SBHS.
94Jul12 3:52 pm Dristan Gardens from Yacub
Wow, could it be....? Naaaah. Well... could Christianity be WRONG? Pshaw, I
can't believe you'd even ask that. Of COURSE not.
94Jul12 6:33 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
It's funny how Bishop's a private relgious type school.
94Jul13 12:20 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Yeah, Bishop is the private, Catholic high school. Wow. Heh. Actually, that
explains a lot, teen-pregnancy-wise. "Birth control is naughty."
94Jul13 3:32 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Well if kind of figures, when in jr. high the only real sluts that I knew of
were from Mt. Carmel. And most every one from there goes to Bishop when they
get to their highschool years. Maybe it's just me, but 12 and 13 years old
seems just a TAD bid early for that emotional maturity level. I don't know
about any of you, but if I ever have a daughter I'll be totally kicked back
about her having sex, but not till she is atleast 16. Okay I'd admit, for
those 2 or 3 years maybe 4 but with my genes I doubt it, anyways, for those
years between her reaching puberty and turning legal driving age(which is just
a coincidance) I will be considered a total miser and overly-protective. So
what. Atleast she'll know a little bit more about the emotional side of sex
by they time she finally has sex, instead of her going out and hoping to get
laid just to see what it's like, such as a superficial act. Either that or I
just won't lay down any guidelines besides the openness of the subject in
discussion. Parenting is going to be hell.
94Jul13 9:55 am Let me in, wings from Psyche
DId you hear that? I'm a POPE!
94Jul13 10:26 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
LoS, I'm not attacking you at all here. Have you had a bad experience of that
sort? Loveless sex? I think that's one of the biggest problems of today...
sex is at the root of 'coolness' (get drunk and fuck huhu) and it creates an
attitud that totally degrades women.
94Jul13 11:10 am from Hobgoblin
Hu hu, dude, get drunk and fuck chicks.
94Jul13 11:10 am from Hobgoblin
Kind of like sucking a slut's tit if she sat on your lap.
94Jul13 1:07 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
I just let LoS's messages sort of scroll by.
94Jul13 2:08 pm adopt an aardvark from Mike Swanson
I hit N.
94Jul13 10:08 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I read it. Hmm... Parenting. A subject I don't want to think too much about
just yet. But I agree that sex should be an act of love and not an act of
curiosity or an act of status.
94Jul13 11:42 pm from Hobgoblin
Why? That's like watching the grass grow or something, except more boring.
94Jul14 10:56 am Let me in, wings from Sykie
"Hey, you boys got any WOMEN under there, matey? ARR."
94Jul14 12:36 pm adopt an aardvark from Mike Swanson
Yah har yah har.
94Jul14 2:17 pm Dristan Gardens from Yacub
Yeah, run away, run away...
94Jul14 3:48 pm What does it MEAN?? from Laski
Why wouldn't I? Who are you to judge?
94Jul14 8:23 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
Anyone ever hear the song "Men" by Martin Mull?
94Jul14 11:11 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Yes! I like the line about the guy they call "Sally."
94Jul15 10:04 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
That's about the only line I remember besides , "men, men, men, men..."
94Jul16 12:22 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
And something about "none of us are sissies" and "we blow each other kissies."
94Jul16 5:10 pm Queen Substance from Wraith
They were on a boat, were they not?
94Jul16 5:48 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Hello sailor.
94Jul16 11:57 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
The cyclops shudders.
94Jul19 7:38 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
Can you see?
94Jul19 10:09 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Hello Sailor.
94Jul19 11:23 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Deja vu.
94Jul20 12:26 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
All over again.
94Jul20 6:01 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
All over again.
94Jul20 10:52 am from Hobgoblin
Hu hu.
94Jul20 2:09 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Now there is a festival of morons, have any of you heard of this new moive
"Airheads"? Adam Sandler is wonderful, but really. Ugh.
94Jul21 2:59 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
That movie looks kind of funny, actually. I must have no taste.
94Jul21 5:32 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
I think it's worth seing. I saw a preview and some shirtless skinhead starts
talking shit to a cop and trying to pick a fight with him, then he askes the
cop what he's gonna do about it and then the rather plump cop pulls out his
nipple ring and he drops to the floor, as the cop says, "Improvise."
94Jul21 9:11 am A Little Modern Art from Yacub
Adam Sandler will make it worthwhile. And of course the MASK.
94Jul21 3:52 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
You think it's worth seeing?!?!?!?!?! Yacub has a point about Adam Sandler of
course. But ugh.
94Jul21 8:15 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
They're all gonna laugh at you!
94Jul21 11:32 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I definatly want to see "The Mask." That looks hilarious.
94Jul22 5:24 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
I have no recollection of what that movie is about. But I think Airheads is
only matinee quality. Even $3.50 is a tad stretching it so it appears, but
who knows, maybe it will turn out to be a good movie. yeah right. Is it just
me or does Wayne's World 2 sound like a lame movie?
94Jul22 11:37 am Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
They raised the price to 3.75.
94Jul22 12:50 pm from Hobgoblin
That sucks.
94Jul22 1:45 pm acirema from Sputnik
There are so many bad drivers out there.
94Jul22 3:59 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
That's why I walk through the walls.
94Jul22 5:55 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Wayne's World 2 is a stupid movie. I saw it at home in the theaters and it was
so awful. Really.
94Jul22 7:56 pm from Sputnik
I believe it
94Jul22 8:41 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Don't do it.
94Jul22 11:42 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Put the fish down, man!
94Jul23 6:48 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
NAme that fish! NO! It's Walter. YOU LOSE!
94Jul23 9:18 am from Hobgoblin
Whoa! I just remembered a dream! I remember bits about goldfish and I had to
feed them 5 guppy type fish, and they were green. And then I ate the goldfish
because someone cooked them. Whoa.
94Jul23 11:33 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
That friend o' mine, Angst, realised that he had a dream that for some weird
undescribable coincidence you might call it, had my bathroom in it. And he
hasn't been to my house before, and he hasn't been to any of the condoes that
I live in so he has never seen the bathroom before. Go figure.
94Jul23 2:16 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Then you must go and cut down the biggest tree in the forest....with a herring!
94Jul23 5:04 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
And then go to LoS's bathroom in a trance.
Silly Goose> read
94Jul17 10:43 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
smile. Those electirc moth zapper are something else. It's kind of morbidly
sadistic though, the idea behind that that is. I mean Moths are so attracted
to the light they can not help but go to it, and when they do they go to their
death. subtle yet affective. Much like many things I know of.
94Jul17 11:42 pm from Hobgoblin
Oooo, deep.
94Jul18 8:38 am from Psyche
Void is gonna be pissed at you, Hob.
94Jul18 9:54 am from Sputnik
hqqhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahhHHHHHHHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH bah
94Jul18 10:33 am from Hobgoblin
Bummer.
94Jul18 5:18 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
NO I am not "pissed". Why should I be if Hobgoblin does not want to be "deep"
if he wants to disregard higher thought that is his business. It is not for me
to say or judge what he does. You may laugh or do whatever at what I say, but
I enjoy saying it and I do not say it for your benefit. shrug.
94Jul18 7:20 pm from Hobgoblin
I'm not against "depth." I just think that it is often just melodramatic
bullshit.
94Jul18 7:37 pm from Psyche
Like I said, cynical youth. Gen X angst. REVEL IN IT!
94Jul18 10:44 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
General X. AKA Douglas Copeland, sheep-herder extrodinaire.
94Jul19 6:39 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Void, hun, anything that requires any more than 5.32% brain capacity is not
tolerated. Simply put: It goes over thier heads too quickly.
94Jul19 9:34 am from Psyche
It's such a good book. It has so many lovely stories.
94Jul19 6:02 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Well what I say is how I feel. Cynical youth is fine, just don't close
yourselvs off so much. It seems like , well I am not sure I hardly know you,
but it seems from what I have read that your point is to prove that anything
is stupid, except fly by night fancys and such. That is how I was. I just
wanted to be who I was and have everyone stop fucking with me. And everything
seemed to annoy me somehow. I wanted to prove a point but didn't know quite
what it was. Rebel agianst anything and everything simply for the sake of
rebeling. Because?? Well Why the hell not. And it was fun for a time.
94Jul19 7:38 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
I prefer being a violent cynical youth.
94Jul19 8:53 pm from Hobgoblin
Rebel. Fuck shit up.
94Jul19 9:30 pm Hahahhaha from Sputnik
"cynical youth" "bitter youth" "SOnic youth?"
94Jul19 10:53 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Psyche and Sputnik are interesting to me, because I've never really dealt with
rebel teenagers before. I mean, I've met all sorts of people, but I've never
dealt with such negative people on a day-to-day basis. It's kind of strange.
I wonder how they do it. I'm incapable of such constant negativity. I don't
like it and I try not to do it. Whenever I retaliate at one of their cruel
posts, I question myself after I've saved the message, and wonder if it was
the right thing to do. It's hard not to fight back, but on the other hand,
it's better to just ignore evil comments, because if they don't get a
reaction, they'll die quickly.
94Jul19 11:24 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
I find Psyche's cynicism to be of a mild sort, actually. It's pleasant and
refreshing.
94Jul20 1:24 am Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
I find neither of them to be negative people. Hobgoblin, now he's a different
story. Whooooo-ee, don't get me STAhted, hon.
94Jul20 1:25 am Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
Oh, hey. you know what I really hate? Ignorance masquerading as something
better than leech shit.
94Jul20 9:33 am from Sputnik
Im not a negative person, lummy. But i guess thats how you percieve us. SO
be it. I dont care what you think about me. BEcause if you can judge someone
by what they post on a message board. Im saddened. But not really.
94Jul20 11:21 am from Hobgoblin
Fuck you to shit and hell and back, you goddamn asshole fuckface, YUCAB
dickwad. I'm NOT MOTHERFUCKING NEGATIVE. I HATE YOU.
94Jul20 12:54 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
That seems a wee bit negative.
94Jul20 2:51 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Ho ho!
94Jul20 3:45 pm from Psyche
Luminary should be one of those evil psychiatrists that gets people locked up
by telling the authorites that they're crazy/evil/ what have you. LA LA LA!
But I'm so HAPPY! how can I be a negative person when I'm so HAPPY so much?
94Jul20 4:53 pm Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
Haha! Psychiatrists!
94Jul21 3:50 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Well, of course I judge you by what you post on a message board, Sputnik; I
don't know you through any other means. What you post here displays what kind
of person you are. Psyche, if you're happy that's good, but why are your
messages so negative all the time?
94Jul21 7:01 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
And can't we all just get along? (If you took that seriously you should be
shot)
94Jul21 8:46 am from Psyche
My messages are negative all the time because every thing you post I can't
stand to read, ergo, my negativity shines through, like the sun after a storm.
But, ironically, paradoxically even, it makes me so HAPPY.
94Jul21 9:31 am A Little Modern Art from Yacub
I just wanna get along.
94Jul21 9:44 am Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Love yourself, Yacub.
94Jul21 1:38 pm from Hobgoblin
There's a big buy playing Nirvana behind me. He's got a big fro.
94Jul21 4:25 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Are you truly negative, or is it just for fun?
94Jul21 8:16 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
You stupid Iranian weed wacking pog playing Mac user.
94Jul22 12:13 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Psyche, if you don't like my messages, make use of your reflexes and the 'n'
key. It's a challenging game! Fun for the whole clique.
94Jul22 10:37 am from Psyche
But it's more fun to read them, revel in their awfulness, and then be negative
towards you.
94Jul22 12:14 pm Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
That big buy does NOT have a big fro. You're one to talk, mister.
94Jul22 1:18 pm from Hobgoblin
Not anymore. Luminary, what clique is this? And what does this "clique"
stand for? The "negative" clique? Please explain yourself.
94Jul22 1:19 pm from Hobgoblin
And who's in it?
94Jul22 1:59 pm acirema from Sputnik
Its a paranoia thing.
94Jul22 2:35 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
I think it's the "people who don't think Luminary is always right clique" that
he is talking about.
94Jul22 4:00 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
What's all this clicking crap?
94Jul22 6:38 pm from Psyche
Mikey, are you in ye olde Clique?
94Jul22 8:17 pm Giant Flying Pigs from Mike Swanson
I transcend cliques, I believe. I'm a free agent. But anyone is welcome to
try to co-opt me. I'm sure some of the cliques here would love to toot their
horn and proclaim proudly, "Mike's With Us" or "Mike's OUR Pal." Depends
what's in it for me.
94Jul22 8:41 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Mike's a fairy.
94Jul22 9:11 pm Mike's OUR Pal. from Psyche
Mcf.
94Jul22 9:44 pm Moof! from Mike Swanson
Wraith is boring.
94Jul22 11:06 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Perhaps.
94Jul23 12:30 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Hob: You, Sputnik, and Psyche are all in a clique. By this I mean that you
are good friends in real life, and on Gooble, you attack the same people, use
the same phrases, have the same mannerisms, and are sort of similar to the
Borg collective, except that you're more malicious. YOU aren't as much.
Psyche's pretty mean. Sputnik copies everybody, so he acts pretty mean too.
You've become a lot more negative than you used to be, Hobgoblin; I've known
you on the boards for over two years now, and you are not the same as you used
to be. It makes me kind of sad, because you never used to be so negative all
of the time. You were usually a pretty easy-going guy, and while you had a
cynical sense of humor, it was in a good way, and you didn't fight with
anybody to any serious degree.
Oh well.
94Jul23 8:49 am from Sputnik
And how do I copy everbody? huh? huh? Lummy, your sure spend er waste, lots
of your time analyzing everybody.
94Jul23 10:24 am Moof! from Mike Swanson
It's interesting that Luminary always sees things in terms of "other people
have changed" or "other people aren't what they used to be."
94Jul23 1:26 pm This is from Zeylan
Luminary, if I start talking about nothing but Barnes and Barnes, the
Residents, Devo, and silly geek things that make no sense, can I be in your
special clique? Or do I also have to become neurotic and paranoid? Maybe I
should start doing lots of cocaine.
94Jul23 1:38 pm Moof! from Mike Swanson
Paranoia seems to be the key.
94Jul23 2:16 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
What's all this clicking?
94Jul23 2:43 pm Moof! from Mike Swanson
It's the sound of advanced paranoia.
94Jul23 5:34 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Hobgoblin never responded to the message.
Mike, what was paranoid about my last statement?
94Jul23 8:47 pm Moof! from Mike Swanson
Accusing others of being in a clique that is somehow against you is the
paranoid element. You are devising a conspiracy.
Darklands> read
94Jul17 10:46 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Um. That was digusting. i sincerely hope you are not serious about taht
HObgoblin, but by your huh huh's i believe not. Tell us Zeylan why a woman's
breasts do not excite you?? Are they not more appealing to suck than well
other places? WHo's breasts would you kiss Lack of Sleep?? Or do i not want to
know. I most likely do NOT want to ask thses questions, but whyever not eh??
94Jul17 11:43 pm from Hobgoblin
Actually, I was totally and completely serious.
94Jul18 5:19 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Sure you were.
94Jul18 7:20 pm from Hobgoblin
Duh.
94Jul19 6:49 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
no no no, it's DOH! not Duh. Duh! Oh and void. The gave a scenerio where
they were in mexico, or on of them atleast, and a friend of theirs got drunk,
like the most of the people there, and they payed a prostitute to sit on his
lap and hit on him. and he, being drunk and all, and not knowing that she was
a hooker or anything of the sort, started kissing her breasts when she
liberated them from her blouse or dress or what ever she was wearing, to put
in kindly. And I was the only one with enough balls to say that, in that
situation would probably have done and would do the same thing. But
nooooOOOOo. Not them. They know better, and are totally unarousable(if
that's a word). I'm not going to lie or be a hypocrit and say that he is a
sleez and scum for doing so when I would probably do the same thing if I was
in his shoes. and of course they call me the sicko pervert, well they don't
say that they just use the tactics of beavis and butthead(it suits him well).
and they don't even say anything bad, they actually inquire, about Zeylan and
his craving for the pair of breast that jumps up and down on the trampoline
next door. It's a personal grudge, and an awe for Zeylan, like he's some all
high and mighty God or something. And I even bet if Zeylan was in the same
predicament he would have done the same. And that is the breast kissing
detailes.
94Jul19 9:42 am I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Shut up.
94Jul19 12:49 pm This is from Zeylan
I don't think so. I know better than to do the two things your dumbshit
friend did: I do not consort with Mexican whores. And I do not engage in
sexual acts in public. Especially not with Mexican whores. I get enough tit
from my own girlfriend, I'm not desperate and weird enough to suck a tit in a
bar in front of all my drunk friends. Besides, sucking a tit doesn't do much
for me by itself, ya know? Sure, it does something for the whore, it's HER
tit. But who gives a shit? She gets paid, she doesn't have to enjoy it.
Sucking tits is fine, don't get me wrong, but it doesn't exactly burst my
bag. So leave me out of your half-assed little defense.
94Jul19 1:39 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I wouldn't get drunk in the first place. That's just asking for trouble.
94Jul19 6:06 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Well. That explains it. And I asked him to tell me that Mike. So shut up. Go
drink your V8 or something. And LoS. It is true. Many people would not put
themselves in that situation in the first place, so they speak truthfully when
they say they would not do that. And what is the enough balls to say it thing
supposed to mean? I find that rather demeaning.
94Jul19 7:40 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
LoS is a dumbshit.
94Jul19 8:54 pm from Hobgoblin
I agree.
94Jul19 10:55 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
If a Mexican whore sat down on my lap and opened her shirt, I'd throw her on
the floor. That sort of behavoiur is wrong. I don't care if I sound like a
generic old person, saying, "Young lady, that behaviour is immoral and
wrong."
94Jul19 11:26 pm The Void is a Noid from Mike Swanson
Fine, Lil Lummy, we'll make room for you in the monastery.
94Jul20 1:28 am Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
Woah, Deja Vu. LoS, you don't know shit, so shut the FUCK up.
94Jul20 11:21 am from Hobgoblin
This is true.
94Jul20 12:54 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
I'll second that. I wonder why he calls here? DOes anyone like his messages?
94Jul20 2:53 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Sometimes he has a point. But I hardly know him, and sometimes he seems so
bitter. Perhaps that is because you all hate him. Well let us wait for his
answer. The boy can speak for himself apparently.
94Jul20 3:47 pm from Psyche
Boy in the Closet. Ahem. Lil' Lummy, you need to get drunk to be cool.
94Jul20 4:03 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
You need to be just like everyone else to be cool. If you don't drink, and
everyone else does, obviously you are a dork.
94Jul20 4:54 pm Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
Or a loser.
94Jul20 8:47 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Definitely. It's so important that we all act alike.
94Jul21 3:51 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Ironic ignorance.
94Jul21 7:09 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Again the key to that who thing was the exact situation. Already drunk, and
some random chick(probably good looking with nice sized breasts) sits on your
lap and promotes sucking. Hmmmm. the key here is DRUNK! Sure you have a
clear head and think rationally, SURE! No really I believe you. {S} For
those of you who have never gotten drunk, shut the fuck up you have no idea
how much it affects you. and Zeylan: I'm sorry, I should have left you out
of this, after all it didn't involve giving head under the table.
94Jul21 9:32 am A Little Modern Art from Yacub
Being drunk would bring out what sort of person you are inside. I can believe
you would suck her tits. I can also believe I wouldn't.
94Jul21 11:05 am This is from Zeylan
Getting a blowjob under a table is entirely and totally different.
94Jul21 1:39 pm from Hobgoblin
He's so cool.
94Jul21 1:45 pm Pac-Man Fever from Mike Swanson
He's stylin'.
94Jul21 4:26 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Ugh
94Jul21 6:13 pm "Razzle-dazzle" from Sputnik
he''s hip! He's happening!
94Jul21 7:02 pm Yeah yeah from Airaly
He's BRUCE FROM KIDS IN THE HALL!!!
94Jul21 8:17 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
I wanna be an Indian Woman.
94Jul22 12:13 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I wanna be like Mr. T.
94Jul22 7:02 am Words in the Dark from Lack of Sleep
What? I just heard on the radio that there is an astronaut named Leroy Chow.
WTF.
94Jul22 12:14 pm Lesbian Dreams from Yacub
That's Scott.
94Jul22 4:00 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
Sounds like dog food. Aeronautical dog food.
94Jul23 12:31 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Leroy Chow. That sounds like a Chinese bagel company.
94Jul23 11:01 am Not STAN, Satan from Satan Boy
Wraith sucks
94Jul23 2:17 pm CongealedCholestrol from Wraith
For enough money, maybe.
files] read
94Jul19 10:04 am from Sputnik
Yes!
94Jul19 12:28 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
10,000 Zeylans.
94Jul19 12:40 pm This is from Zeylan
Led Zeylan.
94Jul19 12:58 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
The Counting Zeylans.
94Jul19 2:28 pm I could've had a V8 from Mike Swanson
Zeylan Unplugged.
94Jul19 3:01 pm This is from Zeylan
MC 900 Foot Zeylan
94Jul19 5:10 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
Well how could I fathom Zeylan when as he said I do not know him. I did not
mean that as some general statement etched in stone for all time. I simply
meant what I have read of his posts made me smile. Zeylan, do you think that
someone you do not know would automatically expect you to be her trained
monkey? Really. Please. At least put some truth in your insults. It would make
them more effective.
94Jul19 7:42 pm Cheese gives me Gas from Wraith
No, no, no, we must post this again:
"Zeylan you make me smile"
94Jul19 8:14 pm from Psyche
I second the motion.
94Jul19 9:15 pm from Sputnik
Count me in! Im just a crowd follwer, eh lil lummy?
94Jul19 10:11 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Zeylan the Funky Homosapien.
94Jul19 11:29 pm Nacho, Nacho Hat from Mike Swanson
KC Zeylan and the Sunshine Band
94Jul20 12:28 am Dristan Gardens from Yacub
Zeylan's Addiction. Zeylan no More. The Zeylans.
94Jul20 6:05 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Stone Temple Zeylan. Zeylan Jam. 808 Zeylan. Zeylan of the Dog.
94Jul20 9:17 am from Sputnik
Green Zeylan. The Zeylaners. Zeylan and the Comets. JawZeylan. Smashing
Zeyalns.
94Jul20 10:53 am from Hobgoblin
Afghan Zeylan.
94Jul20 2:10 pm Opals in Nothingnes from Void
"Zeylan you make me smile"
94Jul20 4:34 pm Suburbian Nightmare from Yacub
Violent Zeylans. Zeylan Stardust