Piano Bar] read
94Jun17 3:12 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Even me?
94Jun17 3:25 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
I guess soo. Ah well. Onward and upward.
94Jun17 3:38 pm Hyperkarma from Yacub
Uh.. thanks, airalin.
94Jun17 4:43 pm from Sputnik
hmm THis should be interesting!
94Jun17 5:09 pm This is from Zeylan
Leave her be.
94Jun17 11:38 pm from Hobgoblin
I'm tired.
94Jun18 9:00 am Don't mean a thing from Yacub
Well Hey, I'm one of the only people she doesn't hate. Hah! You know you're
just jealous.
94Jun18 9:21 am Swanson's Dinners from Mike Swanson
Thanks!
94Jun18 10:16 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Zeylan, I don't understand you.
94Jun18 11:51 am Crisco from Airalin
smile.
94Jun18 1:45 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
SKINNY WAS BORN IN A BATHTUB AND GREW SO INCREDIBLY THIN! eVEN THE END OF AN
EYEDROPPER SUCKED HIM IN! SKINNY NEVER KNEW ANY QUESTIONS, AND SKINNY NEVER
LOOKED AT LIGHTS! BUT SKINNY SOLD SOMETHING, EVERY SINGLE NIGHT...
...SKINNY SOLD A SOLDIER TO ME, SKINNY SOLD A WIFE. SKINNY SOLD A SUCTION
CUP...AND A KNIFE. SKINNY FOUND A "HELLO DOLLY" RECORD IN THE HALL. HE SOLD
IT TO A TRUCK DRIVER IN THE FALL.
94Jun18 3:01 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Hello, Dolly.
94Jun18 3:08 pm Want fries w/that? from Mike Swanson
{tap tap} Is something wrong with my computer?
94Jun18 3:42 pm from Hobgoblin
My art teacher wanted me to do extra credit : make a musical called "Hello,
Dali" Ohmygod. What the hell. That woudl be so DUMB!
94Jun18 4:50 pm Cheese Whiz from Mike Swanson
Yes. I hope you refused.
94Jun18 7:23 pm from Kia
Hi kids.
94Jun18 7:40 pm I'm Mr. Ed from Mike Swanson
Hola!
94Jun19 12:10 am from Hobgoblin
I did.
94Jun19 12:40 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
"Hello, Dali." HAHAHHAHA aha HAHAHaHa HA AH aHaHAHA
94Jun19 8:14 am Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
She's so dumb.
94Jun19 9:01 am from Sputnik
Its KIA!!!! (cheer)
94Jun19 11:32 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Oh, stop that, Sputnik. She BELONGS to ME.
94Jun19 1:08 pm This is from Zeylan
I'd like to see how you'd choreograph the melting-watch dance.
94Jun19 2:33 pm Yacub is a Lemur from Airalin
yeah, this is it
94Jun19 2:34 pm Yacub is a Lemur from Airalin
"someone bring me some water, can't you see i'm buring alive?"
94Jun19 4:50 pm Call me Cerebus from Mike Swanson
Ah. Melissa Etheridge.
94Jun19 6:01 pm from dark doctor x
Hey evie budie I'm back!
94Jun19 8:25 pm from Wraith
hip fucking hooray
94Jun19 8:36 pm Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
Hah! So anyway, how went the day?
94Jun19 9:15 pm from Hobgoblin
Just grr8.
94Jun20 11:37 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Oh My Gawd.
OJ Simpson is on 16 DIFFERENT CHANNELS, including ALL the major networks
and TWO SPANISH CHANNELS!!!
94Jun20 3:34 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Do you post that every where you go?
94Jun20 4:02 pm More Jell-O please from Mike Swanson
He bears it like a burden.
94Jun20 4:36 pm This is from Zeylan
It's his motto or something.
94Jun20 6:48 pm Conversations Kill from Airalin
take a ride?
94Jun20 7:17 pm More Jell-O please from Mike Swanson
What are we riding?
94Jun20 8:08 pm from Hobgoblin
Huh?
94Jun21 12:46 am Why? from Yacub
Mollie doesn't like me anyomore.
94Jun21 5:40 am from Swagman
"Hello, Dali!" For our first number, we'll have a dance to the young virgin
auto-sodomized by her own chastity against the backdrop of Corpus Hypercubus.
94Jun21 1:06 pm from Hobgoblin
Hahahahwhwahwawwwhhwwhwhahwahwwhhwahwahwhwhwhwwha
94Jun21 3:32 pm Calling Card from Airalin
it's a ride on apink hippo. i wanna ride a hippo. they're neat. they liek
sleep in the bottom of rivers and stuff. now that's cool. what an animal.
thigns round here are so everday that we don' see them in the magical light of
our forefathers. liek strawberries and pommergranties, now there's unusal
things. hippos and giraffes and sloths. yeah eyah EYAH! YEAH MELBA YEAH
MELBA!!!! oooooooeeeee!! shake that helathy butt
94Jun21 4:23 pm from Hobgoblin
Ok.
94Jun21 5:18 pm from Kia
I *heart* KJEE.
94Jun21 6:04 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
smooch.
94Jun21 10:28 pm Why Not? from Yacub
KJEE was better... before. But it's still good.
94Jun22 7:05 am from Hobgoblin
I can't fucking believe this. Shit.
94Jun22 7:27 am Stove Top Stuffing from Mike Swanson
Yeah, for some reason I liked KJEE better the first few weeks as well. The
playlist has changed a bit. It is still good, but not like it was.
94Jun22 8:44 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
I'm going. To Calabasas. He said yes.
94Jun22 9:06 am Yar's Revenge from Mike Swanson
Who?
94Jun22 10:46 am from Hobgoblin
No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck fuck fuck fuck!
94Jun22 10:53 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Hooray! Good good good.
94Jun22 12:20 pm This is from Zeylan
What the fuck...?
94Jun22 12:28 pm Yar's Revenge from Mike Swanson
Hell if I know. Explain yourselves, kiddies.
94Jun22 4:58 pm This is from Zeylan
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94Jun22 5:04 pm Yar's Revenge from Mike Swanson
Egad.
94Jun22 7:47 pm from Hobgoblin
Now THAT was cool. I liked it.
94Jun22 8:11 pm from Sputnik
that was TOO cool. Zeylan, why do you make us worship you so?!
94Jun22 9:26 pm from Wraith
I'll bet Zeylan made that at work.
Mail> read
94Jun21 3:32 pm Calling Card from Airalin to Zeylan
Don't want none unless ya got buns hun!!
94Jun21 5:42 pm This is from Zeylan to Airalin
uh... um... NO SIR MIXALOT ALLOWED.
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94Jun14 4:02 pm Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
It would if it was a Mad Libs type of thing. That would be intersting. Then
they _disemboweled_ the two pups as _Bertha_ and _Hanrod_ _fornicated_ home as
_balogna_ as they could.
94Jun14 11:21 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I was referring to those toys that you pull the string and they say, "The cow
goes MOO!" or "The chicken goes CLUCK CLUCK!"
94Jun15 6:04 am Whole Lotta Love from By-tor
Hey I like those.
94Jun15 7:22 am from Hobgoblin
Figures.
94Jun15 7:52 am arg grog rog from Airalin
I remember those toys!! hahha oh my god, and my favortie was the turkey casue
it made this insane gobble noise that sounded liek it was dying. hahah that
was neato or heheh i'll be like ellekey /\/eat-O!
94Jun15 12:20 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I always liked the Zebra, because it made a whinny noise like a horse, and it
was totally confusing!
94Jun15 6:32 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Airalin's back. What have we done to deserve her?
94Jun15 7:10 pm from Sputnik
hahahahah PLEASE God, tell me why?! What does this MEAN?!
94Jun15 8:06 pm arg grog rog from Airalin
stop making fun of me!!! gee , it's liek you all have nothign better to do
than pick on Airalin with the SAME old jokes about god knows what!!! fine
whatever man, i say hi ho and a grog to ye, drink some ale and shutup
94Jun15 8:54 pm from Hobgoblin
"Whatareyou TALKING about?"
94Jun15 9:24 pm from Sputnik
"Whatareyou TALKING about?"
94Jun15 9:25 pm from Sputnik
jeez, Airy, a bit defensive arent we. ACTUALLY, we have a new inside joke.
and surprisingly, it has no connection to you. It just happns to sound the
same as the one we had about a year ago. "so go put that in your pipe ans
smoke it."
i say hi ho and a grog to ye, drink some ale and shutup
94Jun15 9:55 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
What? What's the inside joke? Am I on the inside? WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
94Jun16 7:57 am Hyperkarma from Yacub
Hey. Same here. Eeeeeuuuuu.....
94Jun16 8:40 am from Hobgoblin
I don't know it either. Sheesh.
94Jun16 11:28 am from Sputnik
I feel like a boy in the dark..(sigh)
94Jun16 3:54 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Euh...euh....
94Jun16 11:43 pm from Hobgoblin
Coming into my element euhhh.
94Jun17 8:26 am Swanson's Dinners from Mike Swanson
Don't do that.
94Jun17 12:32 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Whyever not?
94Jun17 1:54 pm Crisco from Airalin
What?!??!??!??!?! How many fucking people have that joke??? What the hell!!!
I can't tell any of you anything!!! It's enough to be deluded then have your
so called friends tease you about it when you swore the person you told to
secrecy. Alright so I am insnae so I have had sever hallcuinations, but do
you have to troture mne and remind me every single day???? My life is hell
enough with out. Fuck you all.
94Jun17 2:25 pm from Hobgoblin
Nobody knows what the joke is.
94Jun17 3:13 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
What are you TALKING about?
94Jun17 3:43 pm Hyperkarma from Yacub
I think we've found Ritalin girl.
94Jun17 4:46 pm from Sputnik
HHAHAHA...BUT. The question unanswered still is, WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?!
94Jun17 11:38 pm from Hobgoblin
Dunno.
94Jun18 4:50 am traffic from By-tor
what does what mean? Life?
94Jun18 8:15 am from Sputnik
yes.
94Jun18 9:02 am Don't mean a thing from Yacub
42?
94Jun18 9:22 am Swanson's Dinners from Mike Swanson
I'm confused.
94Jun18 10:17 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Join the club.
94Jun18 11:36 am from Hobgoblin
Ha. Write away, d00dz.
94Jun18 11:58 am Crisco from Airalin
i give up. oh k i'm sitting back and calming down. that is all you are going
to hear out of me.
94Jun18 1:48 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Here I come.... Here I come... Here I come...
here i come...
here i come...
here i come...
HERE I COME CONSTANTINOPLE, HERE I COME CONSTANTINOPLE, I AM COMING
CONSTANTINOPLE, HERE I COME!!!!
ALL THE LEAVES ARE OFF OF THE OAK AND ALL THE SHEEP HAVE FOLLOWED THE
SPOKEN WORD I AM COMING CONSTANTINOPLE HERE I COME!!!!!!!!!
94Jun18 3:01 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
All of you have lost it.
94Jun18 3:09 pm Cheese Whiz from Mike Swanson
Is something wrong with Luminary?
94Jun18 3:43 pm from Hobgoblin
I think so. Post-gratuation happiness, possibly?
94Jun18 4:50 pm Cheese Whiz from Mike Swanson
That, or he caught a bad olive.
94Jun18 7:24 pm from Kia
Santa Barbara is going to be LAMEd this week.
94Jun19 12:40 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
And why is that?
94Jun19 8:18 am Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
But Sparker played last night. Was that the Johns, Lum?
94Jun19 1:45 pm Yacub is a Lemur from Airalin
laugh hahaha, lume!!! more of those songs??? giggle. that skinny song, hehehe
that made me laugh soo much when ya sang it last night. And Kia NONONONOj
don't say that!! come do stuff with us and we'll make it all better!! promise
(G).
94Jun19 8:37 pm Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
right.
94Jun20 11:39 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
:> Hello Skinny! hehehe Yeah, I was just having fun with the 13'th
Anniversary Show CD.
AND NOW, THE PUNCH LINE: Right now I'm listening to Devo, though.
94Jun20 3:35 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
DEflate, meditate, don't gyrate. Be irate.
94Jun20 5:56 pm Yacub is a Lemur from Airalin
yeah!!! numb babee
94Jun20 8:52 pm from Sputnik
Wait a second, why did you put the "though" after your sentence, "Right now
I'm listening to Devo, though. " Why DID you put "THOUGH" there.
WHY?!!!!!!!! Its not right! Why not just say, "right now I'm listening to
Devo." Jeeez. DSADL ZKNHDASDAS
94Jun21 12:50 am Why? from Yacub
Mr. anal himself.
94Jun21 9:51 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
AHahahahahAHaHaHahahahahaHAAHAHaHahaha
94Jun21 12:44 pm from Hobgoblin
Mr. Anal himself, rather.
94Jun21 5:18 pm from Kia
Look in your friendly neighborhood public restroom.
94Jun21 7:24 pm from Wraith
Too find odor.
94Jun21 10:32 pm Why Not? from Yacub
I love the Breeders.
94Jun22 7:06 am from Hobgoblin
Congrats.
94Jun22 8:45 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
He wants to meat Kim Deal.
94Jun22 11:02 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Deal me in! (ba-dum-tssh)
94Jun22 7:48 pm from Hobgoblin
Tha'd be "deel" me in. You have to spell ea words as ee and ee words with an
ea.
94Jun22 7:48 pm from Hobgoblin
Oh yeah, that joke. um...
World of Smut] read
94Jun16 3:55 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
And, by the way, I CLEANED OUT THE TRUNK.
94Jun16 4:53 pm This is from Zeylan
Wow, that's REALLY FUCKING NEAT. Why are you SHOUTING?
94Jun16 5:10 pm Call me V'ger from Mike Swanson
She's INFINITE RETRY!
94Jun16 6:37 pm from Sputnik
damn, im listless right now.
94Jun16 11:44 pm from Hobgoblin
Huh. I cleaned out my room. Did you know that I cleaned out my room? I
did. I got it nice and clean. My room that is. Cause I cleaned it out.
94Jun17 8:27 am Swanson's Dinners from Mike Swanson
Hey, you know what I hear about Hobgoblin?
94Jun17 12:49 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
s the FIRST TIME IN 6 MONTHS. I wanted to stress how IMPORTANT it WAS.
94Jun17 1:15 pm This is from Zeylan
Ok I sEe WhAt YoU aRe SaYiNg AlReAdY.
94Jun17 1:55 pm Crisco from Airalin
what mike?? this is so moronic, i hate oyu all, I HATE you all, well xcept
for Zeylan and yacub. But the rest of you I HATE.
94Jun17 2:26 pm from Hobgoblin
That's nice.
94Jun17 3:13 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
She hates me.
94Jun17 3:44 pm Hyperkarma from Yacub
She doesn't hate me! Ptbptbptbptbptbpt.
94Jun17 4:46 pm from Sputnik
pity Yac
94Jun17 5:09 pm This is from Zeylan
Yacub and I are leaders of her cult, you see.
94Jun17 9:40 pm from Soulman
She can't hate me - she doesn't know me!
94Jun17 11:38 pm from Hobgoblin
Huh.
94Jun18 9:02 am Don't mean a thing from Yacub
Well then she can't like you either.
94Jun18 9:23 am Swanson's Dinners from Mike Swanson
She doesn't know me either. I don't know her. How's the cult, Zeylan?
94Jun18 10:17 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
She doesn't know me, either.
94Jun18 11:58 am Crisco from Airalin
cool, leaders of my cult. smile. nifty.
94Jun18 1:26 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
I think you missed the point.
94Jun18 1:49 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I bet she doesn't hate me... But she forgot about me tho. hehe
94Jun18 3:44 pm from Hobgoblin
So, how bout them Dodgers?
94Jun18 4:17 pm from Sputnik
Zeylan doesnt "really" know her either though...
94Jun18 4:51 pm I'm Mr. Ed from Mike Swanson
Hmm.
94Jun19 12:10 am from Hobgoblin
Hmmm.
94Jun19 12:41 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Zeylan and Jeremy.
94Jun19 6:37 am I'm Mr. Ed from Mike Swanson
Hmmmm.
94Jun19 8:19 am Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
Harumph.
94Jun19 9:02 am from Sputnik
Both so dissalusioned.
94Jun19 9:02 am from Sputnik
oops!
94Jun19 1:10 pm This is from Zeylan
Hocccch, ptui.
94Jun19 1:47 pm Yacub is a Lemur from Airalin
thank you Zeylan!! For your information, like you guys know me!! Zeylan and
jeremy have been the only people to have some understanding of me!! so maybe i
don't know them as long as i've known you guys but stop being so asshole liek
and presuming you know me better!!!if they are soo disillusioned then how the
hell are htey able to understand me so well?? hrumph. let it die
94Jun19 7:09 pm from Sputnik
ajhahahahahhHhahahahhaha
94Jun19 8:26 pm from Wraith
gurgle
94Jun19 8:38 pm Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
giggle
94Jun19 9:17 pm from Hobgoblin
Why don't you come to my house? Why don't you drag me right out? Past all
the shit that I said I'm saying.
94Jun19 11:20 pm from Asgard
File "taut05.gif" uploaded by Chick licker:
Desc: Kimberly proudly displaying her fine, tan, smooth, nicely rounded ass
to theera....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
94Jun20 7:31 am from Hobgoblin
Dude, chicks. Awesome. Fuck 'em.
94Jun20 7:58 am This is from Zeylan
We have a user here named "Chick licker?"
94Jun20 10:08 am FULL IMPULSE POWER! from Mike Swanson
Apparently.
94Jun20 10:35 am Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
Sad, really.
94Jun20 11:40 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
It's kind of obnoxious, too.
94Jun20 3:38 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Yeah Airalin. "David is the only one who understands me." "Nate is the only
one who understands me." BlaH Blah blah.
94Jun20 5:35 pm from Soul Eater
Cackle.
94Jun20 5:58 pm Yacub is a Lemur from Airalin
do i have to expalin again?? i apologize for being sooooo general, i shouldn't
be, iut's osmething i have to work on. I was refering to differnt parts of
me. nathan understood certain parts, david others. but now both of those
parts are gone gone gone away. So nothing much is understood. I don't need
you to understand, jsut accept.
94Jun20 8:12 pm from Hobgoblin
So. How bout them Mets?
94Jun20 8:59 pm from Sputnik
A YOUNG CHILD, SO PURE, AND INNOCENT. FREE FROM THE PAIN OH THE WORLD. FOR
HIS DREAMS WERE TO POWERFUL TO DESTROY. A PLACE NO MAN COULD CAUSE ANY HARM.
ONE DAY HE WENT TO PLAY AT HIS SECRET FORTRESS, IN THE WOODS. THIS WAS A
PLACE OF SHELTER, FROM WHAT MIGHT COME AND TRY TO HURT HIM. AFTER BANISHING
THE EVIL gods AND SAVING HIS SANCTUARY A COLD WIND BLEW. IT KNOCKED DOWN HID
DEFENSE. LEAVING HIM HELPLESS. RAIN CAME AND FELL ON HIS SOLHOULDERS, THIS
TIME HE FELT THE PRESSURE. HE PLED ON HIS HANDS AND KNEES. BUT THE CLOUDS
WERE SELFISH. THE CHILD COULD NOT CHANCE THE POSSIBILTY OF LOSING ALL HE
HAD. HE RAN. HE RAN FOR HIS LIFE. FOR HIS SHELTER HAD BEEN MANIPULATED AND
DESTROYED. FOR YEARS THE BOY HAS ASKED THE QUESTION, WHY? THIS SELFISH RAGE
KEEEPS TAKING AWAY HIS DREAMS.
94Jun20 9:09 pm Pac Man Fever from Mike Swanson
I hate when my CAPS LOCK key gets stuck.
94Jun21 7:47 am from Asgard
File "Vicki.txt" uploaded by Chicklicker:
Desc: A story
94Jun21 7:47 am from Chicklicker
C'mon Josh you said you'd upload stuff.
94Jun21 9:52 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Chicklicker. huh huh huh
94Jun21 12:45 pm from Hobgoblin
Dude, that must mean that he's got a fuckable babe to lick.
94Jun21 2:17 pm NO COMMENT from Mike Swanson
Then why is he uploading porn?
94Jun21 2:50 pm Conversations Kill from Airalin
exactly
94Jun21 4:24 pm from Hobgoblin
I dunno. Why not?
94Jun21 10:32 pm Natural from Yacub
What an idiot.
94Jun22 11:03 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Is he not satisfied by his current mate?
Paganism] read
94Jun12 10:26 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Yeah, I agree. And it had three seperate, but related, action scenerios. One
in an elevator, one in a bus, and one in a subway. It was great!
94Jun13 1:09 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Livin' it up as you're goin ' down.
94Jun13 7:45 pm Hyperkarma from Yacub
Wow, maybe I'll go see that. I haven't seen a movie since Schindler's List.
I wanted to see Leprechaun 2, but that left before I had a chance...
94Jun14 9:13 am Royal Legend from By-tor
schindler's list was heavy.
94Jun14 12:50 pm from Hobgoblin
Dude, it had the phatty weightage. I thought that the Die Hard movies were
some of the best action movies ever... How does this Speed movie compare?
94Jun14 4:05 pm Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
It must be faster. A couple of my friends want to see it just for the bus
stunt. the previews show a bus driving off an unfinished or recently
destroyed bridge/overpass. It looked like a lot of demolishing on a grand
scale.
94Jun14 6:07 pm This is from Zeylan
Speed is more intense. Take any intense scene from Die Hard and stretch it
out over two hours, and there you have Speed.
94Jun14 8:59 pm Courier HST from By-tor
what about shrooms?
94Jun14 11:22 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
What about them? No weird chemical can compare to real life.
94Jun15 6:05 am Whole Lotta Love from By-tor
It was a bad joke, You know, speed : Shrooms. get it???
94Jun15 7:24 am from Hobgoblin
Huh uh hu huhu. Ok, how about this. I'll give you *30* dollars if you can
muster up something funny to say.
94Jun15 7:54 am arg grog rog from Airalin
witty!! oh sooo witty. look at that my charge for the day jsut pulled up, 9am
-5pm fun fucking filled hours with a 3 year old little hellion on 4 hours
sleep. Fun.
94Jun15 12:21 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Scary! Will you get paid for it?
94Jun15 4:46 pm Red Hot Chili Peper from By-tor
Am i really that witty? Hobgoblin doesn't seem to think so...
94Jun15 6:33 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Ohmygod. Airalin was up at 7:54 am.
94Jun15 7:11 pm from Sputnik
(Gasp)
94Jun15 8:07 pm arg grog rog from Airalin
it was liek 854 thank you and i ahd to babysit that little thing, ALL day and
i had yo lug her around to the park and i baked a cake from scratch and it's
damn good too! who wan'ts some?? i'mt rying to get rid of it, i ahve too much
for one person...
94Jun15 8:56 pm from Hobgoblin
I had to go to school today. Scared the fuck out of me too.
94Jun15 9:56 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
You're sheltered.
94Jun16 8:41 am from Hobgoblin
This is probably true.
94Jun16 3:55 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
SHelter THIS, HUWAGH
94Jun17 1:56 pm Crisco from Airalin
so you had to go school, woooooooow big deal, you need some serious help
now!!! what the helol, tyry going through what i've jsut beeen thru and then
you see what fear really is.
94Jun17 2:26 pm from Hobgoblin
Ok.
94Jun17 3:14 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
What exactly have you GONE through? Give me something REAL.
94Jun17 3:45 pm Hyperkarma from Yacub
Yeah.
94Jun17 4:47 pm from Sputnik
hmhmmmmmm
94Jun18 11:59 am Crisco from Airalin
i won't speak of it again.
94Jun18 1:50 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Here-i-come-constantinople-here-i-come-constatinople-here-i-come!!!!!!!!
94Jun18 3:44 pm from Hobgoblin
What's wrong with you?! Ha! You've lost it!
94Jun18 4:17 pm from Sputnik
join the band wagon
94Jun18 7:25 pm from Kia
Wolf was BAD
94Jun19 12:41 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
It looks so GOOD.
94Jun19 8:19 am Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
You saw that? WHY? Wait, so Kia, are you in Santa Barbara now?
94Jun19 11:32 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
God, you are so slow.
94Jun19 1:48 pm Yacub is a Lemur from Airalin
really kia?? i wanted to see that , how bad was it?? hrm. Yacub KIA IS HERE!!
klket's kidnap her from carp. Lume is only being our resident.
94Jun19 8:26 pm from Wraith
.
94Jun19 8:38 pm Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
Shut up. Fuck you. Dumb cunt.
94Jun19 9:17 pm from Hobgoblin
Um... So. Red Rock rocks.
94Jun20 4:49 am Shining Star from By-tor
red rock is cool, But naciemento is better though.
94Jun20 7:32 am from Hobgoblin
Um... I dunno... what's the name of that lake buried way up the SAnta Ynez
river which has a huge 100 foot moss-covered waterslide? I've heard that
place is a hell of a lot of fun.
94Jun20 10:03 am from Sputnik
Yea..and its like a dam. hmm is it ahhh! I forgot! Mono damn..no ..hmm
AHHH! Now I wanna know.
94Jun20 10:36 am Why? from Yacub
One of those... there are two. Gibraltar and one other.
94Jun20 11:41 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
A moss-covered waterslide? Can you slide down it?
94Jun20 5:10 pm from Hobgoblin
No, but you can slide down it. And I think it is called Mono Dam.
94Jun20 5:59 pm Yacub is a Lemur from Airalin
wow that's cool!!! Let's go!!! what about that place up at red rock with that
rope swing?? i've never been there buti've heard it's really cool.
94Jun20 8:13 pm from Hobgoblin
I think it's a real long hike, actually. I don't think you can drive there.
Actually, I have no idea to get there. All I know is that it's way back from
!!!!!! OH SHIT! I know where to go! We should all go to the hot springs at
the end of Camino Ciello! Shit! THERE IS SO MUCH TO VISIT! Damn!
94Jun20 9:01 pm from Sputnik
YEA! THERE IS SO MUCH TO DO IN SANTA BARBARA. ITS ACTUALL A NEAT PLACE TO
LIVE. WE ARE SO LUCKY. YEA, THATS IT. MONO DAN. ITS ABOUT AN HOUR DRIVE or
more away. And then you have to hike to get to it. And thats ..hmmm..I
forgwet. One of my friends went there, and I was suppose to go. but I made
plans the day before with Christina. sheeesh.
94Jun20 10:33 pm doggie dog world from By-tor
the rope swing is really, really cool, and it isn't that long of a hike, I t
took me and two friends 20 minutes to walk there. not too exausting. shit I
know there is a "h" in that word. oh well. The swing is cool. It's in a
"lake" that is almost big enough for a plane to land in, the creek is really
wide there. swimmable though.
94Jun21 12:53 am Why? from Yacub
I've been to that swing before... it is neat. Big big part of the creek,
yeah. So Sputnik, was there water there?
94Jun21 10:33 am from Sputnik
YEA! I was there on Friday. Lots of water. I hiked back farther though to
this other swimming hole because there are less people. But then afterwards
we stiopped at the rope swing. It is a hip and happenin' place!
94Jun21 12:46 pm from Hobgoblin
I still say we go to Big Calliente Hot Springs tho one day. I don't know
where people get off getting bored in SB. What the hell.
94Jun21 2:51 pm Conversations Kill from Airalin
the big calinet springs?? i've been to some hot springs up in our mountains,
hehe my friend got a tick on her chest from there too!!!. is it tick season??
94Jun21 4:24 pm from Hobgoblin
Yes.
94Jun21 5:19 pm from Kia
Santa Barbara sucks my butt. I'm leaving Friday morning.
94Jun21 6:05 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Hot springs smell bad.
94Jun21 10:34 pm Natural from Yacub
It's always tick season. And hot springs do not smell bad. Some do. Some
don't. And Santa Barbara is a great place. Maybe just because Santa Cruz is
better, you think you're superior? Is that it? Well lemme tell YOU
something, Missy...
94Jun22 7:06 am from Hobgoblin
We'll just have to come and kick your butt!
94Jun22 8:46 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Huh huh.
whodunit?> read
94Jun14 1:02 pm from Hobgoblin
Hahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhaahahaah
94Jun14 1:30 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Why were jellies a stupid fad? What consitutes their stupidity?
94Jun14 2:18 pm Pac-Man Lives! from Mike Swanson
Jellies? What the hell are you talking about?
94Jun14 11:47 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Those ugly, semi-translucent, plastic vacu-form shoes from Taiwan. They were
a fad for little girls in the early-mid 80's. They were stupid because they
wern't real shoes, and they would hurt their feet.
94Jun15 5:39 am Pac-Man Lives! from Mike Swanson
Sounds like a combination Gummi-bear and shoe
94Jun15 7:39 am from Hobgoblin
That would be kind of fun, actually... walking around on gummi bears all day.
I've always wanted to fill up a pool with those little popcorn things and dive
in it... or something. Or you know those shoes they have in mail order ads in
some magazines... the ones with springs in the soles? I've always wanted to
get a pair of those and hop around on them... To actually see if I could slam
dunk a basket ball.
94Jun15 12:30 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I've seen those Nickelodian shoes that do that. But they're always 8 sizes
too small.
94Jun15 6:49 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
They didn't hurt my feet! And the disposable quality was so neat. I liked
jellies. I wish they made them in adult sizes now. They were the ONLY thing
that made hopscotch feel right.
94Jun15 8:34 pm Crisco from Airalin
Yeah those moon boot thingies!! i always wanted a pair fo those. i never got
to wear jellies. but i did get those nifty palstic braceltds you wore so many
of you looked like the jewlry rack at kids mart
94Jun15 9:09 pm from Hobgoblin
Pic'N'SAve.
94Jun17 2:12 pm Crisco from Airalin
nevermind
94Jun17 4:22 pm Don't mean a thing from Yacub
I remember breakdancing, of course. And Cole split his chin open doing the
dolphin. MY GOD that was soooooo stupid. You know, I remember those Jellies
now. I never made a judgement on their stupidity. You know something else?
I never even noticed that Cowboy Curtis was black until Lum mentioned it a few
rooms back. Didn't even register. How cool is that? Maybe there's hope for
the human race, if they bring PWP back on.
94Jun17 11:49 pm from Hobgoblin
Huh?
94Jun18 9:29 am Swanson's Dinners from Mike Swanson
HAMMER TIME! Break it down. Shho-wap! { shuffle shuffle }
94Jun18 12:26 pm Crisco from Airalin
you forgot that litlte "STOP" "Hammer Time"!
94Jun18 1:15 pm Want fries w/that? from Mike Swanson
Was too damned busy rubbing my butt on the floor.
94Jun18 2:30 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Someone split their chin open breakdancing? Hahaha that's funny in a sick
twisted contemptous sort of way. The dolphin? That's where they flop around
like a fish, right?
94Jun18 3:13 pm Cheese Whiz from Mike Swanson
Nothing like rubbing your nose on the floor and getting a rug burn in your
nostrils. You can just feel the burn.
94Jun19 8:37 am Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
I've never actually done that. So, what should I do today?
94Jun19 11:38 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
I just woke up. It's Father's Day, you know.
94Jun19 1:22 pm This is from Zeylan
For Father's Day I bought myself a puppy. Dunno why. Now I guess I'll have
to kill it and eat it.
94Jun19 2:14 pm Yacub is a Lemur from Airalin
try a light cream sauce with that. yeah i hafta go get the one parent i love
something for today. don't know what. ah well
94Jun19 5:09 pm Call me Cerebus from Mike Swanson
I recommend getting a rug burn on your nose, Yocab.
94Jun19 8:26 pm from Wraith
Bbq
94Jun19 8:26 pm from Wraith
A Dog B B Q at Zeylan's house.
94Jun19 9:01 pm Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
Skid marks.
94Jun19 10:44 pm FULL IMPULSE POWER! from Mike Swanson
If there were a Q at Zeylan's house, he'd leave.
94Jun20 7:36 am from Hobgoblin
This is true.
94Jun20 3:54 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
No, he'd shoot at people arriving with a gun.
94Jun20 4:09 pm More Jell-O please from Mike Swanson
Yes, I can see the Zeylan-Q becoming similar to a David Koresh shootout scene.
94Jun20 4:09 pm More Jell-O please from Mike Swanson
Wow. Never seen the word Zeylan-Q before.
94Jun20 4:41 pm This is from Zeylan
The first ever Zeylan-Q will be held at the bottom of the sea, and you're all
invited. I'll even provide the cement for your feet.
94Jun20 5:17 pm from Hobgoblin
Wow, spoken like the true life of the party/
94Jun20 5:37 pm from Soul Eater
Zeylan is the host of the century.
94Jun20 6:37 pm Conversations Kill from Airalin
lookie here who's popped up out of the grave.
94Jun20 7:34 pm Pac Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Cool new phrases for today:
1) Zeylan-Q 2) Psychepanties
94Jun20 8:26 pm from Hobgoblin
And Pac Man Fever.
94Jun20 9:12 pm Pac Man Fever from Mike Swanson
OK.
1) Zeylan-Q 2) Psychepanties 3) Pac-Man Fever
94Jun20 10:07 pm from Sputnik
I like the word deplorable.
94Jun20 10:21 pm Pac Man Fever from Mike Swanson
1) Zeylan-Q
2) Psychepanties
3) Pac-Man Fever
4) deplorable
94Jun21 1:13 am Why Not? from Yacub
oooh, it's formatted. How'd you do that? Dude. Anyway, what about Koosh?
94Jun21 2:29 am Ohio women = goofy from Mike Swanson
1) Zeylan-Q
2) Psychepanties
3) Pac-Man Fever
4) deplorable
5) Kooshpanties
94Jun21 10:05 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Stop the torture.
94Jun21 10:21 am NO COMMENT from Mike Swanson
1) Zeylan-Q
2) Psychepanties
3) Pac-Man Fever
4) deplorable
5) Kooshpanties
6) Stop the torture
94Jun21 10:38 am from Sputnik
HAHAHHAHahahhAhHAHAAQ...HMMM..USE THEM ALL IN ONE COHERENT SENTENCE NOW..
damn I hate when my caps llock.
94Jun21 11:28 am This is from Zeylan
Before I go to the deplorable Zeylan-Q to try and stop the torture, I have to
choose what to wear, as in whether to wear my Kooshpanties or my
Psychepanties, and that kind of decision alwas gives me Pac-Man Fever.
94Jun21 11:30 am This is from Zeylan
Not great, but it's coherent nonetheless.
94Jun21 1:00 pm from Hobgoblin
I applaud you.
94Jun21 2:21 pm NO COMMENT from Mike Swanson
Jolly good.
94Jun21 3:18 pm Calling Card from Airalin
hear hear
94Jun21 6:12 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Here here, even.
94Jun21 6:46 pm Stove Top Stuffing from Mike Swanson
Universal praise for Zeylan on this one.
94Jun21 7:26 pm from Wraith
He da man.
94Jun21 10:48 pm Natural from Yacub
Who is da man?
94Jun22 7:14 am from Hobgoblin
You da man, zed. hu hu hu. Jenrette.
94Jun22 7:42 am Stove Top Stuffing from Mike Swanson
Cool catch phrases #2:
1) Zeylan's Generation X angst
2) cold monkeys
94Jun22 8:52 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Andy's *REAL* middle name is Jenrette. Hu huh huh.
94Jun22 8:21 pm from Sputnik
Thats french. The french are cool.
cheating in class> read
94Jun06 11:49 am from By-tor
sure lady.
94Jun06 2:10 pm Jean-Claude from Sputnik
"ligistically one becomes self-actualized by moral aspects evoked responsively
through non-violence having a sufficient quantity of intrinsic value."
94Jun06 2:27 pm from Hobgoblin
Dude.
94Jun06 3:22 pm Marie-Sophie du Boi from Psyche
"Ironically, this brings into question the non violent self actualization
necessary in order to evoke a universal and individuated change." Change THIS,
baby.
94Jun06 4:11 pm And her head from Yacub
In my pants?
94Jun06 8:10 pm Farmer Brown from By-tor
ahh, but the naturally selected intrinsic values bestowed upon society are
otherwise deemed useless by the equivocations of Gandhi's preposterious
proposial of non-violence towards ones oppressors.
94Jun07 8:46 am from Sputnik
Good, good. How very true
94Jun07 9:18 am Marie-Sophie duBois from Psyche
How.....profound.
94Jun07 10:13 am from By-tor
exactly. that is why I said it.
94Jun07 3:38 pm Dykes Rule! from Yacub
And now for something completely different.
94Jun07 4:00 pm from Hobgoblin
I don't know why
I'm always inclined
to end on a heppy noe
Though the point might be mute
Like a 10 year old boy
With his throat
and his dreams
ripped out by wolves.
94Jun07 5:58 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
That was spiffy.
94Jun07 6:53 pm Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
It sure was.
94Jun07 7:59 pm Marie-Sophie duBois from Psyche
I'm a hepcat.
94Jun08 8:34 pm Ed is Dead from Yacub
YOU!? Hah!
94Jun08 10:04 pm from Sputnik
Was that a joke?
94Jun09 8:03 pm Marie-Sophie duBois from Psyche
Was what a joke?
94Jun11 1:34 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
You're a super-mergontroid babe!
94Jun12 9:48 am from Hobgoblin
Rig it. I hate poison oak.
94Jun12 12:17 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Totally.
94Jun12 8:25 pm Prime Mover from By-tor
I know where you got your name Hob!! it was from a spiderman... yHobgoblin is
one of spidermans archenemies...
94Jun12 10:27 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
A hobgoblin is a well-known demon/monster from lore and legands of old. Stan
Lee didn't create the concept, you know.
94Jun13 1:12 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Well he did too. He didn't creat the name, but the character he created.
Well maybe he didn't. Not very many comic artist write the stuff they draw.
94Jun13 10:14 am Milanta from By-tor
oh well. that is where I saw it.
94Jun13 7:46 pm Hyperkarma from Yacub
Hm.
94Jun14 12:51 pm from Hobgoblin
You're all wrong. I got Hobgoblin from a book of strange words which my mom
gave me a long time ago. So ha.
94Jun14 1:15 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Snotgobbler.
94Jun14 4:07 pm Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
No, Hob, only By-tor is wrong, he was the only one stating that he knew where
you got your handle from. We were talking about where to word came from, sort
of.
94Jun14 9:01 pm Courier HST from By-tor
well piss me happy. shit. that is the only place where I have ever seen
"Hobgoblin" before, and it is a fairly popular place. so I assumed that that
was where He got it from.
94Jun14 11:24 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
If this is the only place you've ever seen "Hobgoblin" before, then wouldn't
you assume that HE was the one who made it up?
94Jun15 6:06 am Whole Lotta Love from By-tor
no, I saw it on a comic trading card at a friends house. It was his little
brothers.
94Jun15 7:25 am from Hobgoblin
Ok, the book is called "Horsefeathers and other curious words" and I didn't
get it from D&D or comics or whatever. I'll go find the book and quote its
origins if you want.
94Jun15 12:21 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Yeah!
94Jun15 4:46 pm Red Hot Chili Peper from By-tor
no thanks I really don't care.
94Jun15 6:34 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Do tell, prithee kind sir.
94Jun15 8:08 pm arg grog rog from Airalin
horsefeathers, cool, peagasii and other cool things liek that, that would be
the only horsefeather, unles sit came from an alicorn or whatever. i don't
know, don' care, bye bye
94Jun15 8:56 pm from Hobgoblin
I think I threw it out today. I dunno. I'll go look for it.
94Jun15 9:56 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
(giggle)
94Jun16 8:41 am from Hobgoblin
Ahem.
94Jun17 1:56 pm Crisco from Airalin
shut up
94Jun17 2:26 pm from Hobgoblin
Nope. This is America.
94Jun17 3:14 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Amerika.
94Jun17 3:46 pm Hyperkarma from Yacub
Dude.
94Jun17 11:39 pm from Hobgoblin
Totally.
94Jun18 9:23 am Swanson's Dinners from Mike Swanson
Dude.
94Jun18 11:59 am Crisco from Airalin
U S fucking A today
94Jun18 1:51 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Stars and Stripes forever, ya commie bastards.
94Jun18 3:44 pm from Hobgoblin
I know a hick named lyle who occasionally wears a confederate flag bandana.
94Jun19 8:20 am Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
Gotta love them southern thinkers.
94Jun19 1:48 pm Yacub is a Lemur from Airalin
giggle
94Jun20 11:42 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
They're a buncha good old boys.
94Jun20 5:10 pm from Hobgoblin
giggle.
94Jun20 6:00 pm Yacub is a Lemur from Airalin
hey!! giggling from you hobbean?? wow. giggle
94Jun20 8:14 pm from Hobgoblin
Uh...
94Jun21 12:53 am Why Not? from Yacub
I thought you were depressed. Why the giggling?
94Jun21 9:53 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Oh my GOD.
94Jun21 12:47 pm from Hobgoblin
Can you imagine.
94Jun22 11:20 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Oh my gawd.
Northern Ireland> read
94Jun07 7:01 pm Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
A friend of mine wrote pigfuckers on his old Little Caezar's work shirt. I
never heard of them. Are thay any good, or just riding off of the name?
ARGH! My fuckin' next-door-neighbor has her broken down car in her carport,
and it has a bunch of prolife, vegitarianism is good for your health, and Meet
is murder bumperstickers and she looks like an ex-hippy that never really got
a clue or a life.
94Jun08 8:35 pm Ed is Dead from Yacub
I've never heard them, but it's a sticker I can get for free. You know, I've
never met a pro-life vegetarian.
94Jun08 10:05 pm from Sputnik
What about a pro-death one?
94Jun09 8:04 pm Marie-Sophie duBois from Psyche
I've met one of those. This girl I know....
94Jun10 4:20 pm Hyperkarma from Yacub
Whatever.
94Jun10 8:03 pm another message from Mike Swanson
Shooby do do
94Jun11 1:36 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Do wop do wop boppity bop.
94Jun12 9:49 am from Hobgoblin
Yeah. Well.
94Jun12 12:18 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
I wonder if anyone knew what I meant. Oh well. Don't tell me if you did.
94Jun12 10:27 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Nobody knows what you mean.
94Jun13 8:43 am PEZ for everyone! from Mike Swanson
I always know what she means.
94Jun13 10:15 am Milanta from By-tor
know one ever knows what the fuck Psyche ever says.
94Jun13 5:38 pm PEZ for everyone! from Mike Swanson
I do.
94Jun13 7:46 pm Hyperkarma from Yacub
Gabba Gabba Hey.
94Jun14 9:13 am Royal Legend from By-tor
hehehehehe
94Jun14 12:51 pm from Hobgoblin
Hu hu hu.
94Jun14 1:16 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
There's a differnce between knowing what I said and what I meant.
94Jun14 4:09 pm Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
And we never know what you mean because of what you said.
94Jun14 9:01 pm Courier HST from By-tor
haha, c'est vrais!!
94Jun14 11:24 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
GOOBA GOOBA hey.
94Jun15 7:25 am from Hobgoblin
There is a hill in carpenteria called Gooblenador Canyon.
94Jun15 12:22 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
It's a HILL and it's called Gooblenador CANYON? Cool!
94Jun15 4:47 pm Red Hot Chili Peper from By-tor
so what?
94Jun15 6:34 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Ah, the paradox. The irony.
94Jun15 7:12 pm from Sputnik
Beat ont the brat with a baseball bat!
94Jun15 7:42 pm from Swagman
Oh, the horror...
94Jun15 8:09 pm arg grog rog from Airalin
wow hobbean, gooblenador? envermind i will resist the urge to make some
cynical i avne't slept i'm tired i was wiht a kid for 8 horus staright to day
i hate th ehworld and all it's people remakr, thank you , good night
94Jun15 8:57 pm from Hobgoblin
I don't. I'm having a wonderful time. Go clean something.
94Jun17 1:56 pm Crisco from Airalin
fuck you
94Jun17 2:26 pm from Hobgoblin
Um.
94Jun17 3:14 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
This is....well...
94Jun17 3:47 pm Hyperkarma from Yacub
HAhah! Some funny things on here sometimes, some funny things...
94Jun17 11:39 pm from Hobgoblin
Yeah, well, anyway. So, how bout them DODGERS?
94Jun18 11:59 am Crisco from Airalin
stop doing that!!! that's stupid!!!
94Jun18 1:52 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Nice weather we're having, eh?
94Jun18 4:18 pm from Sputnik
No, How about them Dodgers!
94Jun18 4:51 pm I'm Mr. Ed from Mike Swanson
Enough with the Dodgers.
94Jun19 12:11 am from Hobgoblin
Ok. So Sputnik, how bout them Mets?
94Jun19 12:41 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
So. How bout that Northern Ireland?
94Jun19 6:37 am I'm Mr. Ed from Mike Swanson
How about changing the title of the room?
94Jun19 8:20 am Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
I hear it's raining cats and dogs in Idaho.
94Jun19 9:03 am from Sputnik
I heard its almost 100 F in Ney York! HAhah And Christina was there all
week-end.
94Jun19 1:48 pm Yacub is a Lemur from Airalin
uh huh. oh k!! now really. talk aobut something we can acutally talka bout.
94Jun19 2:39 pm from Hobgoblin
People can talk about everything and anything. It's hotter'n Hell
everywhere! My grandparents just got back from Georgia and they said it was
98 F AND about 95% humidity! Ugh. And my great uncle in Nevada said it's
abtou 108F. That is just the shits. And we thought it's bad here.
94Jun19 7:10 pm from Sputnik
Dude, this weather aint hot. Its kinda nice. dont you hate the time of day
between 1 and 4. I do. I love summer evenings though.
94Jun19 8:39 pm Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
None of you saw Rock 'n' Roll High School, I take it.
94Jun19 9:19 pm from Hobgoblin
I dunno, I can't stand the afternoons. Too hot. I really like summer nights
because I can open up all the windows... really nice to hear and smell
everything.
94Jun20 3:39 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
When the sun is low in the sky.
94Jun20 5:10 pm from Hobgoblin
Si.
94Jun20 6:01 pm Yacub is a Lemur from Airalin
i saw that movie. taht was kinda stupid but entertaining. hehe. I liek this
weather, it's summer weather, it's not hot, it's warm. hot is 95-100+, that's
hot. this is warm
94Jun20 8:14 pm from Hobgoblin
To you it is warm. But the other day it was hot and I was on a trail and hot.
94Jun20 9:02 pm from Sputnik
you tell her!
94Jun21 12:54 am Why Not? from Yacub
Oh yeah! You know it! We need to go get that sign.
94Jun21 9:54 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
The one that says, "Power Ranger's line starts here?"
94Jun21 12:47 pm from Hobgoblin
We're going to steal signs and be rebellious.
94Jun21 10:34 pm Natural from Yacub
I've already stolen one.
94Jun22 7:06 am from Hobgoblin
Ooooooooo, ahhhhhhhh.
94Jun22 11:21 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
We waited in line, too. But the Power Rangers never showed up! False
advertising! A cruel marketing hoax.
Shattered Myths> read
94Jun12 9:50 am from Hobgoblin
I voted for Circut City in the "Best of Santa Barbara" contest in the
INdependent. I even got a nice quote in.
94Jun12 12:18 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Oh, hush now. It's just because you want to go in and watch their TV's at 3am.
94Jun12 8:25 pm Prime Mover from By-tor
hey what is wrong with that?
94Jun12 10:28 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Nothing... Except for the fact that they close at 11pm, so you sorta kinda
have to break in.
94Jun13 8:43 am PEZ for everyone! from Mike Swanson
I like going to Circuit City and saying to the sales people "uuhhh, you got
any cheese?"
94Jun13 10:15 am Milanta from By-tor
what?
94Jun13 5:41 pm Pac-Man Lives! from Mike Swanson
I SAID, "I like going to Circuit City and saying to the sales people 'uuhhh,
you got any cheese?'"
94Jun13 7:47 pm Hyperkarma from Yacub
I'll have to try that.
94Jun14 9:14 am Royal Legend from By-tor
ok, good idea
94Jun14 12:51 pm from Hobgoblin
I want to break into Circut City one night. That woudl be so much fun!
94Jun14 2:15 pm Pac-Man Lives! from Mike Swanson
You know, at Circuit City, service is state of the art.
94Jun14 9:02 pm Courier HST from By-tor
how?
94Jun14 9:46 pm from Sputnik
But what about frapis?
94Jun14 11:25 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Welcome to circus city, where frapis is state of the art.
94Jun15 7:26 am from Hobgoblin
What would you do if one of those salesmen said that to oyu?
94Jun15 12:22 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Hit him real hard and run away.
94Jun15 6:36 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
I had a MAJOR frap attack today. So I was at the bank, in line to cash my
check, and the hteller calls me over, and to my HORROR, his hair is redder
than a communist with a sunburn. I had to get out of there before I started
laughing. He probably thought I was crazy.
94Jun15 7:13 pm from Sputnik
Jessea had a frap attack in the hall way after school too. Jeez. This is
becoming an epidemic
94Jun15 8:12 pm arg grog rog from Airalin
i assume frapis is some pf'n r thing that you named tammi's car after. dood
that' soo cool, wow the whole world is becomgin so alternative, never thought
i'd see the day man, NEVER, thigns ain't how they used to be, mayb ei should
start eating meat and preaching the safety of nuclear devices and becoem and
adamant republican and wear loafers, now that's the ticket, sign me up uncle
sam i'm going back to meat and potatoes in the good ol US OF A, marry me and
impregnate me nad giv e me a little house in suburbia wiht a white picket
fench rhodendrens int he front yard 2.4 kids and a black, dood i'll bake your
cake!!! cat, dood I'll bake your cake!!!
94Jun15 8:58 pm from Hobgoblin
Um. Um. Um. Uh... Um...
94Jun15 9:38 pm from Sputnik
Erin, you have no concept or grasp on "altuuurnativity" except for what big
brother Mtv tells you. For you, "alternative" is just some kind of "style" or
"fad." and yes, in some aspects it is. But block out Mtv and take away the
"weird" clothes or whatever you are thinking, and you have to look at the
peoples attidudes. Thats what you seem to kinda be referring to. So what.
Vegetarianism. Whats wrong with it?! You as a vegetarian dont eat me because
you love animals and ou dont like the taste and I respect that.(weve been over
this before too) And what is so wrong with people becoming more aware of what
they are putting in their mouths? I admit I eat meat because I am lazy. That
is bad. But "so what" there is more awareness about our world? Whats wrong
with that? Sure, its dumb when people do things just because its "cool" or
whatever. Weve been over this before. but, whats wrong with you?@! Turn off
Mtv. Turn of the TV. Go Read or Fish. Swim! Fondle! whatever! YOU DONT SEEM
TO GET IT. SO STOP RANTING AND RAVING ABOUT SOMETHING YOU HAVE NO IDEA OF.
sheeesh. (p.s Frapis is red pubic hair)
94Jun15 9:59 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Oh baby. Oh god. Duck. Cool.
94Jun16 6:09 am Baywatch Rules. from By-tor
Erin? hihihihihi. is this the Erin I know?
94Jun16 7:25 am This is from Zeylan
MTV sucks. Don't get me started.
94Jun16 8:42 am from Hobgoblin
Correction. TV sucks.
94Jun16 11:28 am from Sputnik
Yes.
94Jun17 2:01 pm Crisco from Airalin
NO this is not the Erin taht you know. She's dead. I don't watch tv that much
and if you still cared enough to call or really talk to me anymore you would
know. And what makes oyu think ihave no idea of it>?? how the hell would you
know?? you don't even know me muchg less carea bout me. Everyone is yelling
at me to go do soemthign else to wake up and realize that things are
differnt. well i have. And the funy hting is i bleieve most of what oyu
peopel think, but of course no one would know that. Psyche is the only one
that ever calls me anymore. When was the last time i watched, i mean really
watched TV? months ago. but oyu would know that if you acutally talked to
me. if oyu acutally cared enough to call.
94Jun17 2:27 pm from Hobgoblin
You're isolating yourself.
94Jun17 3:15 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Erin, you don't have to be like this.
94Jun17 3:49 pm Hyperkarma from Yacub
Let's all join hands and sing.
94Jun17 4:54 pm from Sputnik
Erin. One of the reasons I dont or maybe this is true with other people too,
that I dont call you anymore, because usually youre too busy with schoolwork,
your talking to someon in NEw York. Or if I did call you, I would expect the
conversation to be broken from a person calling FROM New York. And, most of
the time, when I did call you, all you did was watch Tv and tell me about
whats happening etc..etc.."Oooh I this song is dumb, 'whatta man..etc..etc.."
and then youd go on to bitch about the problems in your life, and then if I
ever felt like bitching to you about my life, you would tell me about the girl
on channel 11 wearing such "demoder" clothing. AND, whats this with US
calling you? When was the last time you called me. Oh yea..You neede help
with some rabbit or something. THat doesnt count. Sooooooo If you never call
anyone dont rant about people not calling you. What do you want? Everyone to
bow down and kiss your feet?? I bet. Well, tune in to things around you!
94Jun17 5:11 pm This is from Zeylan
Tune in, turn on, drop out.
94Jun17 11:40 pm from Hobgoblin
I wrote a little ditty today on Dr. Date Rape.
94Jun18 9:05 am Don't mean a thing from Yacub
Good
94Jun18 12:10 pm Crisco from Airalin
sigh. forget it oh k?? i tried to reach out but it didin't work. i'm not oging
to apologize because i don't apologize for my feelings, but since there is
nothing NOTHING i can do about this. i give up. I do call you. But i
stopped. i don' expect anyone to bow down and kiss my feet, i don't want to
be worhsipped. i am not a goddess. Why did you enver say anything then?? i
would lsiten to your problems you jsut never tell me much. but forget it. i
totally and completely give up[. I"d rather have you for friends then mess
thigns up with feelings tha ti can ignore like the rest of
nothing/everything.
94Jun18 1:26 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Reach out? Lash out.
94Jun18 1:56 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Turn off. Get down. Shut up. Throw up.
94Jun18 3:02 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
So funny I forgot to barf.
94Jun18 3:10 pm Cheese Whiz from Mike Swanson
Bleah
94Jun18 3:48 pm from Hobgoblin
HEAVE. Technicolor yawn. I don't think telling people you hate them is
exactly "reaching out."
94Jun18 4:20 pm from Sputnik
Very good point Hobgoblin.
94Jun19 12:41 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
See? Like I said. It's lashing out.
94Jun19 8:21 am Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
True.
94Jun19 1:49 pm Yacub is a Lemur from Airalin
sigh. you guys jsut missed my reachign out
94Jun19 2:40 pm from Hobgoblin
Then enlighten us and tell us what you did.
94Jun19 7:11 pm from Sputnik
Dont reach there!
94Jun19 8:39 pm Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
Aah!
94Jun20 3:39 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
This is out of control.
94Jun20 6:02 pm Yacub is a Lemur from Airalin
sigh i vote we forget this, i think this is dragging up too much shit and it's
not getting any better. I don't know what to do, i have no fucking clue. I
cn'at solve anyhting and i can't fight about it. I'm jsut weak. So i must be
wrong.
94Jun20 8:14 pm from Hobgoblin
Then just let it drop. Don't mention it again.
94Jun21 9:54 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Ever.
94Jun21 2:52 pm Conversations Kill from Airalin
done
94Jun21 10:34 pm Natural from Yacub
medium rare
94Jun22 11:22 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I've heard that steak tartar is raw steak, and that is simply disgusting.
94Jun22 2:06 pm from Wraith
Has anyone ever seen Mr. Bean on HBO?
94Jun22 4:58 pm This is from Zeylan
I have. What's your point?
94Jun22 7:48 pm from Hobgoblin
He's pretty funny, that Roald guy.
94Jun22 9:27 pm from Wraith
Luminary's message reminded me of the episode where he went to that restaurant
and ordered steak tartar.
Frogland> read
94Jun06 4:16 pm And her head from Yacub
Dude, fags suck. Let's all send them to a desert island and use it for
nuclear testing. I feel really guilty, because when I was a 7th or 8th
grader I gave a speech in speech class that said that, back when I was
stupid and stuff. Before I started thinking for myself and stopped
thinking like a southerner. Little did I know that my Speech teacher was
gay. Now I feel incredibly guilty. And then I see litlle fucks, just
like me, saying how he and Steve Young would be perfect for each other.
Those fags, they're all alike. Just screw and screw. AIDS is God's
punishment. There are so many people I hate.
94Jun06 11:11 pm This is forged from Someone
Was that supposed to be sarcasm?
94Jun07 9:19 am Marie-Sophie duBois from Psyche
OF COURSE, you numbskull.
94Jun07 10:14 am from By-tor
I sure hope it was, kinda.
94Jun07 3:40 pm Dykes Rule! from Yacub
The last few lines were sarcastic, but the first third wasn't.
94Jun07 4:02 pm from Hobgoblin
I thought the sarcasm was obvious.
94Jun07 7:16 pm Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
But you know him in person, so you know him better. It look pretty homophobic.
But it wasn't I guess, but then again it was. "fags suck." That was probably
also sarcasm since the "Dude," was included right before it. The whole
racist PC shit sucks. If you're white, you can't even say then given name of
a race or minority or majority(as it is a lot of places) with out being
accused of being racist. At my school I'm a manority, or I am, rather. There
is like 56%-60%+ of the school that is mexican, hispanic, or of Spanish
decent. And of course they deny it and when even the subject gets brought up
in history class, they get all offensive and try to start something just for
stating the facts. It's a fact that non-citicens get a lot more privleges
than citicens do(pardon the misspelling). They can open up a store and not
have to pay sales tax or anything of the such, and they can go to any clinic
and get free medical assistance and give birth, for FREE, yet if you are a
citizen then you have to have insurance fill out a shit load of paper work
before you are even let into the hospital, practically. And welfare is given
out to any poor fuck that wants it.
94Jun07 8:23 pm Roller Girl from By-tor
that s what sucks. I think hey should do somng about it. I like hem though,
alot ofhem are great people. jus like americans there a idiots and dolts.
Unfortunatly the common man sees these and characterizes them and thinks that
hey are the epitome of their society.
94Jun08 8:36 pm Ed is Dead from Yacub
Too true.
94Jun08 10:07 pm from Sputnik
wow--Homophobia to xenophobia...whats next???????????????
94Jun09 6:17 am Circuit City from By-tor
I am not xenophobic.
94Jun10 4:20 pm Hyperkarma from Yacub
I am not a crook.
94Jun10 10:27 pm Qwerty Keyboard from The Wombat
Xenophobe, homophobe, acrophobe, nevermind
94Jun11 1:41 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I think we should shut down legal immigration for a few years, so we can get
things straightened out. Did you know that it's illegal to live in Australia
unless you own land there? The homeless population is nonexistant. Swagmen
(hobos) are such by choice; it's their profession. Now THAT would be a great
policy for the US to adopt. Ya send a bunch of criminals to a prison island,
and whaddya get? One of the lowest-crime countries in the world! Wow!
94Jun11 8:37 am from Sputnik
I bet you ARE xenophobic and a bunch of the other phobias too. You all are...
94Jun12 9:52 am from Hobgoblin
I stayed at a xenophobic household in England last year. LOOOts of fun.
94Jun12 12:19 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
I'm not crazy. I'm well.
94Jun12 8:27 pm Prime Mover from By-tor
yea lets just make a temporary law like in australia. that would weeed out
the losers
94Jun12 10:29 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I'm telling you all, the future of America is our generation, and our
generation is going to be divided into really seperate classes, even more
apart than the ones today. There will be winners and losers, and few
inbetween.
94Jun13 1:23 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
You can't exactly use Australia as an example, they have some of the most
dangerous cities in the world. Crime is really bad in the big cities of
Austrailia, the problem is that they only have a couple or a few big cities.
94Jun13 10:16 am Milanta from By-tor
agreed, Australia Rules.
94Jun13 7:48 pm Hyperkarma from Yacub
Were they really Xenephobic? They seemed nice enough.. at least the daughter.
94Jun14 12:53 pm from Hobgoblin
No no no. You're getting the two families confused... One was totally cool,
the other was xenophobic.
94Jun14 1:18 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
"Huh huh huh, you're real cool. What would I have done without you in _____'s
class this year? Dude, next year we'll be SENIORS! Class of '95 RULES! Have a
kick ass summer, party hardy." -typical yearbook note.
94Jun14 2:16 pm Pac-Man Lives! from Mike Swanson
Dude, you're slamming! That's way alternative!
94Jun14 9:02 pm Courier HST from By-tor
cheezy yearbook phrases...
94Jun14 9:47 pm from Sputnik
AHAhahahahha
94Jun14 11:30 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I make sure to put original things in peoples' yearbooks. In one guy's
yearbook, I wrote a short story about an old woman attacking a sales clerk at
Pic'N'Save because they were out of yarn. In a girl's yearbook, I drew a big
advertisement for a Hovercraft that you can build in your own home, it was
very 50's looking. In another guy's yearbook, I wrote about the problem of
armadillos on stilts that's plaguing our society today, and I drew a picture
of a culprit (namely, an armadillo on stilts).
94Jun15 6:07 am Whole Lotta Love from By-tor
hehe, that's cool, I wish I could have people at my school that would do
something like that.
94Jun15 7:27 am from Hobgoblin
SAme here. But what do they write? "Dude, let's get slammed friday night."
94Jun15 12:23 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Today I signed another friend's yearbook, and I told him that if we were
lucky, someday we would go into the industrial cheese production business, and
then we'd have a monopoly on cheddar and the world would be at our bidding and
society would follow our every whim!
94Jun15 3:57 pm This is from Zeylan
I was always annoyed by yearbook entries like that. That's why I stopped
letting geeks sign mine, that way I don't have to look back and remember that
I went to school with freaks.
94Jun15 4:48 pm Red Hot Chili Peper from By-tor
I never let geeks sign mine. (ie. the Perry meister...)
94Jun15 6:37 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Huh huh huh, yeah the Perry meister. huh huh huh.
94Jun15 7:15 pm from Sputnik
I dont think she would want to sign yours anyway. She respects herself too
much. hmm but on the other hand.......
94Jun15 7:44 pm from Swagman
I only had babes sign my yearbooks, there were hundreds. (Man, 1969 is a long
time ago)
94Jun15 8:15 pm arg grog rog from Airalin
who the hell is hte perry meister?? SWAGMAN!!! you're too cool dood. Did the
babes sign on page 16?? i heard somewhere that if oyu singed on the 16th page
you were in love with that girl, oh iwat, maybe it was 13, i don' know, what
does it matter?? yearbooks smearbooks, give me a video camera and i'll
capture something real. not erika's wilson's little flowers and "you're sooo
deep Erin" things, no more hav ea good summer, and i mnow this is generic but
i'll say it anyway, what the hell, if you know it's awful then why say it??
your'e jsut priving yourwself an idiot. god help the world becaue wait no no
god help, god is dead man, give it up and let ME OUT
94Jun15 8:59 pm from Hobgoblin
God is a freaker.
94Jun15 9:39 pm from Sputnik
Shes gone nutzo folks!
94Jun15 10:00 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
You have to be nice to crazy people.
94Jun16 6:11 am Baywatch Rules. from By-tor
jessica Perry.
94Jun16 8:42 am from Hobgoblin
Corris Cook.
94Jun16 3:56 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Names, names, names. WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?
94Jun16 11:44 pm from Hobgoblin
Whatareyou TALKING about?
94Jun17 12:49 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Euhhh
94Jun17 2:04 pm Crisco from Airalin
i have been insane for awhile, but not one of you noticed, you just chalked
everythign up to Erin's fancy and ignored me once again and continued to tease
me about things you know nothing of. do any of you know what it's liek to be
insane?? no, not a single one. and then you ask me why i feel that i'm alone.
and hten you ask me why i'm out of control. and hten you ask me why i don't
care. i've gone too far to care. nothing is everything and i don't give a
fuck about anything anymore. so call me crazy, ignore me and tease me some
more. it'll be like always
94Jun17 3:16 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
You'ree not crazy. You're not insane.
94Jun17 3:52 pm Hyperkarma from Yacub
You're silly!
94Jun17 5:12 pm This is from Zeylan
You're you. Who gives a shit about anything else.
94Jun17 11:41 pm from Hobgoblin
Uh.
94Jun18 10:19 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Jesus, and I don't know why you're doing this on gooble of all places.
94Jun18 12:11 pm Crisco from Airalin
why not?? it's the best place. Yes zeylan, thank you. smile. that's exactly
it. yeah, i guess so. FUCK THE WORLD, i'm jsut whatever i am, and if that's
nothign then that's me. yeah.
94Jun18 1:08 pm Swanson's Dinners from Mike Swanson
Yep.
94Jun18 1:58 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
CRYYYYYYYYYYY FOR THE FIIIIIIIRRRRREEEEEE that BURNED out SOMEwhere.
94Jun19 8:21 am Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
So how were your weeks?
94Jun19 1:12 pm This is from Zeylan
Luminary Coremaster is suffering from a case of DDXitis. Soon he'll start
calling himself LuMiNaRy CoReMaStEr and he'll talk about how everyone hates
him.
94Jun19 1:49 pm Yacub is a Lemur from Airalin
laugh, those damn residents!!
94Jun19 8:27 pm from Wraith
That's pretty cold Zeylan. It was good, but cold.
94Jun19 8:39 pm Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
It's true, which makes it funny...
94Jun22 11:23 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Don't worry, I don't have DDXitis, I was just quoting Residents (as Airalin so
acutely pointed out) lyrics.
Airalin's heat> read
94May26 7:38 pm Unforgettable. from By-tor
Nope, not made in NYC.
94May27 1:01 am from Hobgoblin
Pick up the pace!
94May27 4:49 am Wild Heart from By-tor
Only if you can keep up.
94May27 9:11 am Love her from Psyche
WHAT? THis "picking-on Bite-ore" thing is getting old. He's no fun. He's silly.
94May27 9:48 am NIN from By-tor
yea, it's silly , and what? I'm no fun? is that cause I am always right, And
you spelled my fucking name wrong.
94May27 3:35 pm Kula Bocca Say So from Luminary Coremaster
Well, wait. Did you have any other previous handles, By-tor? Or are you yet
another influx from the San Marcos clan?
94May28 6:16 am from By-tor
Yes, Bill the cat, but He is probably not what you are looking for, right?
And no, I am not part of the "San Marcos Clan," I just happen to go there for
my education, I would not lke to refer to it as my clan headquarters. In fact
the only person who is semi-respectible in the Caln I think you are refering
to Is Underground Girl, She's hot. ;-)
94May28 11:29 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Woo-woo! By-tor makes his move! hahahahahahahaa
94May29 7:33 am from Sputnik
Dont get jelous lummy.
94May29 12:14 pm The Molar Leader from By-tor
hehe
94May29 12:33 pm Love her from Psyche
Make me sick.
94May29 2:06 pm Insane Man from By-tor
Ahh, but you already make ME sick.
94May29 2:42 pm Senseless cruelty from Leqi-Unninni
All of this is sick. And a waste of time. Go away. Nevermind, I will.
94May29 4:28 pm extramarrital sex from By-tor
ok good, good riddance.
94May29 6:37 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I want sysop access.
94May29 6:52 pm from Mike Swanson
Yah, me too. Hell, I've been on this board since the very beginning. I USED
to have sysop access. Then people started abusing it. We ALL used to be
sysops.
94May29 8:52 pm Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Yeah, we did. At one time all you had to do was be an Aide and you could be a
sysop. Most of use knew the password.
94May30 12:37 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
That's right. I was with the board from the VERY beginning, when it only got
about four calls a day, and Palmer Young, ddx and I were the main callers. And
then Gooble became the ultimate anarchy board when everybody got sysop access.
Yessir, those were the days...
94May30 4:11 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Not like this isn't the total anarchy board now.
94May30 9:02 am from Mike Swanson
Not like the old anarchy.
94May30 10:16 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Back in the good old days, we KNEW what real anarchy was like!
94May30 10:44 am This is from Zeylan
Then there were only about two or three of us with sysop access, and then I
didn't want it any more because the board started to go to hell and those of
us with the sysop powers weren't allowed to use it.
94May30 11:15 am from Mike Swanson
I missed the part where everyone LOST sysop access. What happened?
94May30 5:25 pm This is from Zeylan
Oh, that happened when some fuckhead biffed the board and destroyed the user
base. Then only a few people got their access restored.
94May30 6:02 pm Polka Keilbasa from Yacub
Chuck happened. Alas, the days of yore.
94May30 7:16 pm from Hobgoblin
Huh. I remember those good old days.
94May30 8:41 pm from Mike Swanson
Chuck = Superior? = Christian-Killer?
94May30 10:33 pm Senseless cruelty from Leqi-Unninni
So sorry I missed it.
94May31 6:07 am Do You Love Me Now? from Yacub
You shouldn't be.
94May31 9:27 am Love her from Psyche
Superior = "dude, camping's for fags, huh uhuhuhu"
94May31 3:06 pm from Hobgoblin
HAhahahhahahaa
94May31 3:58 pm Polka Till Ya Puke! from Luminary Coremaster
Superior was Lars, wasn't he?
94May31 5:41 pm Do You Love Me Now? from Yacub
Yeppers.
94Jun01 12:35 am Senseless cruelty from Leqi-Unninni
Wowie zowie.
94Jun01 2:24 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Oh-ho, my goodness.
94Jun01 3:09 pm from Hobgoblin
Mine isnt.
94Jun01 4:32 pm from Sputnik
well, MINE IS.
94Jun01 5:32 pm Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Has Dan turned all high and mighty recently(in attitude that is)? Damn. And
he wasn't as biased as his friends. Well Jeremy was cool. Not very
talkative, but non biased against me none the less.
94Jun01 7:00 pm Draught of Vintage from Psyche
I think our band should play the blues. Soul, man. yeah.
94Jun01 9:24 pm Among the Blossoms from Yacub
Like Jimi! Learned a new one of his songs today. He's so cool. Er was. And
there's eomething wrong with Mollie.,
94Jun01 10:11 pm Energizer Bunny from By-tor
Jimi is soo cool, I have yet to learn any of his songs. need the music... And
psyche: what band are YOU talking about?
94Jun01 11:08 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
What's wrong with Mollie? Do you need to take her to a vet?
94Jun01 11:57 pm Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
If she just has diarrea then don't worry about it. All kittens get diarrea,
practicly.
94Jun02 2:31 pm from Hobgoblin
How woudl you know if anyone was biased against you? You WOULDN'T.
94Jun02 3:21 pm Draught of Vintage from Psyche
I don't havr to tell you what band I'm talking about because you're dumb and
the people who need to know what I mean do know. SO THERE.
94Jun02 5:58 pm from Hobgoblin
Yep.
94Jun02 6:26 pm Among the Blossoms from Yacub
She didn't have diarrhea! Ugh, that'd be disguting. She's OK now, I think.
94Jun02 7:46 pm from Mike Swanson
Psyche has diarrhea?
94Jun02 8:57 pm Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
ha = i
94Jun02 11:02 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
You laugh?
94Jun03 12:10 am Senseless cruelty from Leqi-Unninni
Yeah. Whatever.
94Jun03 7:23 am Draught of Vintage from Psyche
dumb = u
94Jun03 3:37 pm from Hobgoblin
hahhahahaha
94Jun03 6:43 pm Is She Weird? from Yacub
Hahahhahahah! Mollie's OK now, by the way.
94Jun03 8:48 pm from Sputnik
whew--I was praying the rosary for awhile there..
94Jun04 1:59 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
And that's the way I like it!
94Jun04 3:39 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Uh huh uh huh.
94Jun04 12:35 pm from Hobgoblin
THe lizard cow-cat.
Little People> read
94Jun03 11:02 am from Mike Swanson
I've seen fire and I've seen rain.
94Jun03 3:58 pm from Hobgoblin
Yep. Yacub is one of those alterno-punks. Zeylan, calm your hormones.
94Jun03 6:01 pm from Swagman
...but I always thought I'd see you again.
94Jun03 7:15 pm Is She Promised from Yacub
The rain it always starts, when you go away. And Zeylan, um.. sorry. I was
kinda not being totally serious, you dig?
94Jun03 7:48 pm Draught of Vintage from Psyche
Swagman, save me.
94Jun03 9:34 pm Power Stick from By-tor
and again...
94Jun04 7:15 am from Swagman
Yes, dear. You're in my prayers.
94Jun04 9:05 pm PowerMac Rules from By-tor
thanks honey...
94Jun04 11:12 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
...and nut cheerios.
94Jun05 5:09 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Nut'n'Honey
94Jun05 8:34 pm Tequila Sunrise from By-tor
what are you doing?
94Jun06 9:27 am Draught of Vintage from Psyche
sdflk;fgkgd; ldkjhljh lkj fd dkgjkfjgdfk gkfdjh kjhfkdjsfh ksdhfskjfh dhfjd
dfjkdjhfd kjhfk gfjghkfd hgldk ljlkjg lfdjkg ldfj g you know?
94Jun06 11:19 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
ahhh, wait, give me a sec. ... ... ahh, no. WHAT?
94Jun06 2:39 pm from Hobgoblin
Wait, ohwai
94Jun06 4:41 pm Ed is Dead from Yacub
It's code for "die;die; die die d diedie die die die die diedie die die die
die die die d you know?
94Jun07 4:17 pm from Hobgoblin
yep.
94Jun08 8:45 pm Hyperkarma from Yacub
Evergreen is a great band.
94Jun12 10:06 am from Hobgoblin
Yep.
94Jun12 12:28 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
That is so fun to type. die die die die id eid eid ie die die di eid eid
94Jun12 8:36 pm Prime Mover from By-tor
how about this. killkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkill
94Jun12 11:00 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Or this: jelly je;ly jelly jelly jelyy jelyy jelly jelly jelly
94Jun13 2:30 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
kelly kelly kellly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly. Remember that song that
Woody wrote for his fiance on Cheers?
94Jun13 10:33 am Milanta from By-tor
dumb.
94Jun14 1:02 pm from Hobgoblin
Hu hu u.
94Jun14 2:07 pm arg grog rog from Airalin
Well i was going to oh i odn't know but now i won't
94Jun17 4:22 pm Don't mean a thing from Yacub
sporksporksporksproksproksporksporksproksporksporksporksporkspork that's a
tough one to type fast.
94Jun17 11:50 pm from Hobgoblin
sporksporksprslkrs l;kajfdalk;sjfdFUck that. You're such the stud.
94Jun18 9:12 am Don't mean a thing from Yacub
sporokaporpospaoskrpaskorakpskorkjaspkorjsapapsokrpapoksrpaorkapsorkpaoskrp
94Jun18 10:22 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
spork spork sprok
94Jun18 11:42 am from Hobgoblin
Fuck this.
94Jun18 12:26 pm Crisco from Airalin
laugh, hammer is liek some ganster rapper, moron
94Jun18 1:31 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
as in fuck THIS, HUWAGH?
94Jun18 2:31 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
THIS is a MANNNNNNNN'S WOOOOOORRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDD!!!!
94Jun18 3:58 pm from Hobgoblin
FUCK THIS. HUWAGH. Toootaly.
94Jun19 12:46 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Woah. Cosmic up the butt. Enchantee`.
94Jun19 8:38 am Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
There should be at least one deep and meaningful conversation on here.
94Jun19 11:38 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Start one.
94Jun19 2:15 pm Yacub is a Lemur from Airalin
chipmunks maybe they're chipmunks
94Jun19 2:51 pm from Hobgoblin
Fuck depth. Huwagh.
94Jun19 5:10 pm Call me Cerebus from Mike Swanson
Just how deep are we getting?
94Jun19 9:01 pm Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
Not very.
94Jun19 10:44 pm FULL IMPULSE POWER! from Mike Swanson
Diue! Dive!
94Jun20 5:02 am Shining Star from By-tor
fuck who deep?
94Jun20 7:37 am from Hobgoblin
Hu hu hu hu hu. Buttfuck you deep. Dude, we are fags. Hu hu.
94Jun20 3:54 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
pickle
94Jun20 5:18 pm from Hobgoblin
Hu hu hot pudding.
94Jun20 6:39 pm Conversations Kill from Airalin
god some fucking prep idiot chick said to me last year after i had jsut
finished spewing off some profound shit in english class " you're jsut too
deep for me"" hell yeah you bitch. god damn, how fucking much can you prove
your own owrhtlessness??
94Jun20 8:27 pm from Hobgoblin
Dude, fucking chick. Kill her.
94Jun20 10:08 pm from Sputnik
But if you cant teach the bible?! what are you suppose to teach?! - Marina
Gonzalez/ :9 (did you get the face PSyche?)
94Jun20 10:44 pm doggie dog world from By-tor
WHAT!!??? God said THAT??? - Marina Gonzolez People who have faith don't need
to worry about Reality. - Marina Gonzalez
94Jun21 10:06 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Airalin, you poor inoocent dear.
94Jun21 10:06 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
:9 AHahahhaAHAHAHaHaHahahAhahahhaha YEAH! God.
94Jun21 10:38 am from Sputnik
:9 hahahahah
94Jun21 1:01 pm from Hobgoblin
Is that someone blowing on one of those party favors that makes a honking
noise and goes in and out?
94Jun21 2:22 pm NO COMMENT from Mike Swanson
Uhh...that's something completely different, Hobgoblin.
94Jun21 3:19 pm Calling Card from Airalin
look look she said it!! i'm innocent! yea!!! marina bitch said if you can;'t
teach the bible what else can you teach???!?!?!?!?! ahhhhh , i'd get her back
if i really cared
94Jun21 6:12 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
It's Marina the seductress licking her scummy teeth.
94Jun21 10:49 pm Natural from Yacub
Oh, duh. Of course.
Daemonsgate> read
94Jun14 1:30 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
I think it's more like "Euhhhh"
94Jun14 2:07 pm arg grog rog from Airalin
EVIL does not exist. Only innocence and goodness and niceness
94Jun14 9:22 pm Courier HST from By-tor
so we are all intrinsically GOOD?? we have no capabilities to produce evil?
94Jun14 11:48 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I'd comment how that's the basic belief of one of the three philosophes, but
I'm not educated enough to know if it's Rousseau or Locke or Thereou.
94Jun15 6:27 am Whole Lotta Love from By-tor
I think that we all are born with the potential to do evil, which rules us
unless we are taught otherwise, ie. parents, school, churches... etc. have
you you, as a child might arbitrarily take a baseball bat and thwap your best
friend if you weren't taught that it was viewed as bad by society. so
basically i am saying that humans are naturally bad. look at the four basic
evils which are hard to condition to not do. #1-Laziness, #2-selfishness,
#3-not getting your basic needs met. and #4-shit I forgot it, well whatever it
is. these evils are intrinsic and we need to be conditioned by our parents
and society in general, to not do these. if not, if we continue not to strive
for not doing these, we will send our society into its demise. that's my
contribution.
94Jun15 7:40 am from Hobgoblin
"I blame society"
94Jun15 7:40 am from Hobgoblin
As my chemistry always says : "Everyone is an asshole. The trick is how well
you hide your assholeishness."
94Jun15 12:30 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I think we're all born with a clean slate, except for those who have mental
chemical imbalances and go around killing people and eating their bodies.
94Jun15 4:53 pm Red Hot Chili Peper from By-tor
there are no exceptions... we ALL have the potential to do evil from day
Number one.
94Jun15 6:49 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
What the hell. Airalin, do you change your personality daily, or what? I
thought you were evil.
94Jun15 8:35 pm Crisco from Airalin
oh no. NO I"M NOT AND IF YOU HAD LISTENED TO ME YOU WOULD HAVE REALIZED I'M
DEAD OHK?? I'M FUYCKING DEAD, NO EVIL , NHO GOOD NO NOTHIHGN, JUST PURE ETHER,
empty empty empty
94Jun15 9:10 pm from Hobgoblin
I was cracking up when Luminary said that bit about kiling peopel and eating
the bodies.. ahwhahwhwhahawhawawhawhawhawhawhahawhwahhw I dunno. Dude, I was
so rebellious that the first thing I did was kick the doctor in the face.
94Jun15 9:45 pm from Sputnik
Thats a lie, Hobgoblin, A TOTAL lie.
94Jun15 10:10 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
This is a nightmare come true.
94Jun16 8:46 am from Hobgoblin
No! It is no a lie! I swear it's all true!
94Jun16 11:31 am from Sputnik
Yea right. And Spam tastes like human flesh. HA! Fish babies!
94Jun16 4:00 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Max Headroom time.
94Jun16 11:46 pm from Hobgoblin
LIzard cow cats.
94Jun17 2:12 pm Crisco from Airalin
how would someone know if spam tastes liek human flesh?
94Jun17 2:31 pm from Hobgoblin
Beats me.
94Jun17 4:24 pm Don't mean a thing from Yacub
I agree with Lum here.
94Jun17 5:01 pm from Sputnik
Because the natives of the southern pacific who USED to eat human flesh before
it was banned, said so.
94Jun17 11:51 pm from Hobgoblin
Why is suicide illegal? That's really dumb. I was thinking about that during
that whole OJ Simpson thing today.... What if the man killed himself infront
of 10 million people? Jesus.
94Jun18 9:13 am Don't mean a thing from Yacub
Hey, it's the morning. What's jappened with OJ now?
94Jun18 9:29 am Swanson's Dinners from Mike Swanson
He is in custody.
94Jun18 11:42 am from Hobgoblin
What a nut case.
94Jun18 12:30 pm Lick Me from Airalin
suicide is illegal?? hahaha what the hell!!!!! whY?? what are they goin to do,
arrest the dead body?? taht's stupid,. fuck the government thet don't ahve a
clue. i feel sorry for OJ, dont' say what a nut case!! we don't know what he
went thru, we don't know what went on in his mind. For someoen to kill
themsleces they hafta be pretty damn down and for soemone to do that they
hafta be pretty damn out fo their mind, dont' dismiss him as some nut case!!
i think he shoukld have killed himself, ti's not liek he's gonna go free., the
world has decided he's guilkty and hell i think he is too, guilty of killing
and in our societyt that can't go unpunished no matter what or how much the
person deserves it. i only htink he could ahve been smarter about it. maybe
he'll get off on temproray insanity. what a nice plea that is.
94Jun18 1:32 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
No, but it's like, if you try to kill yourself, and you don't suceed, then you
get to go to jail, except for the fact that if you try to kill yourself you're
obviously crazy, so you get sent to the cuckoo's nest.
94Jun18 2:33 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Anybody who goes around killing people is NOT sane. That's why nobody should
be able to plead insanity to justify murder and get off scott-free. They
should be locked up and beaten severly with canned lunch meat, obviously.
94Jun18 3:59 pm from Hobgoblin
I think OJ is a nut case. He got into a car and drove around at 40 miles an
hour with 18 police cars behind him on LA freeways in the middle of rush hour
with 10 million people watching him with a GUN AT HIS HEAD. I'm sorry if I
sound irrational, but that is nutzo.
94Jun19 12:47 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Kinda interesting. spices up the 5'o clock news.
94Jun19 8:42 am Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
That's true. You know, I've never really understood that whole pleading
insanity thing. Especially temporary insanity, seems like an oxymoron to me.
Why would we let psychopaths out on the street, because they are insane and
didn't know what they were doing? Seems to me they'd be a bit more dangerous
than any 'sane' killer. There's another oxymoron. I agree with Lum there
then. He was far from sane. And Airalin, you make no sense. He's insane and
crazy, but not a nutcase? Whatever. And suicide... argh.
94Jun19 11:39 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
But wait. If you plead insanity don't you get sent to an institution anyhow?
That's evil.
94Jun19 1:24 pm This is from Zeylan
Look, he's probably fucking guilty. The D.A. wouldn't arrest a celebrity like
that without a shitload of evidence PROVING that he killed them. And besides,
what was that shit with him flipping out on the freeway? Innocent people
don't do shit like that. Fuck it, I say fry him. Put him in the chair, hook
the electrodes up to his nuts, shock his balls. Feed the crowd OJ Snausages,
nice and crispy.
94Jun19 2:17 pm Yacub is a Lemur from Airalin
sigh. i emant yacub that we shoud. try and understnad where he was comign from
rather then jsut saying he's crazy kill him. to do something as insane as that
he must have been put thru a lot. sane people jsut don't snap for no reason.
besides so called 'sane' people can do insane "nutzo"things too.
94Jun19 2:53 pm from Hobgoblin
If they did do crazy things, then they would no longer be sane. So...
94Jun19 9:03 pm Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
Ergo, he would be insane. And I agree with Zeylan. He's probably guilty,
from what I've heard, there's no chance he didn't do it. Not that I'm
following it closely, but from what I've been told. And of course sane people
don't snap for no reason. That's why it's called 'insanity.' Something
which, incidentally, you are not. wow, Primus on the radio.
94Jun19 9:28 pm from Hobgoblin
Wai, ohwai, is that Primus on the radio? Insane people usually got to a
psycholgist or something, they usually don't think they are insane, and blah
blah.
94Jun20 5:05 am Shining Star from By-tor
I think Psyche is cterminally crazy
94Jun20 7:37 am from Hobgoblin
I think you're terminally stupid.
94Jun20 7:50 am FULL IMPULSE POWER! from Mike Swanson
Boring, too.
94Jun20 3:55 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Full speed ahead, captain.
94Jun20 4:10 pm More Jell-O please from Mike Swanson
Sir, our shields...they're dropping!
RAISE THEM!
I....can't!
Override! Where's the override?!
94Jun20 4:42 pm This is from Zeylan
Sir, my panty shields...they're dropping!
RAISE THEM!
I....don't want to!
Vaseline! Where's the Vaseline?!
94Jun20 5:37 pm from Soul Eater
Uhhh...
94Jun20 6:40 pm Conversations Kill from Airalin
zeylan that was sick. shrug. do you think i am insane hobgoblin?
94Jun20 7:34 pm Pac Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Ugh.
94Jun20 8:27 pm from Hobgoblin
No.
94Jun20 10:09 pm from Sputnik
She wants the truth!!!!!!!!! jeeez.
94Jun21 1:14 am Why Not? from Yacub
Hey, have you heard the Vaselines?
94Jun21 10:07 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
I don't think you are insane either, Airalin. Maybe you need to try harder.
94Jun21 10:39 am from Sputnik
Ive heard of them. Theyre pretty good huh? I heard thats where Nirvana got a
lot of their inspiration, etc....
94Jun21 1:01 pm from Hobgoblin
Interesting.
94Jun21 3:20 pm Calling Card from Airalin
thank you, taht is exactly my point. case closed point proven. good night.
94Jun21 3:23 pm Calling Card from Airalin
ahem, last reference " Airalin dear, i reall think you are nuts, i'm not jsut
saying that".
94Jun21 4:30 pm from Hobgoblin
I thougt you said you were going to drop it.
94Jun21 6:13 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Yeah. It's like, I think you're nuts because you wish you were nuts, but
you're not really.
94Jun21 10:50 pm Wipe my Butt from Yacub
That's why I want to know what they're like... they were one of Kurdt's
faves. Pardon my vernacular. But I want to know what they're like.
SEX> read
94Jun14 9:14 am Royal Legend from By-tor
aren't they?
94Jun14 12:53 pm from Hobgoblin
Dude, you can see tit. Hu hu. That's cool.
94Jun14 4:15 pm Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
They should know if they look good in them before they wear one. If the girl
looks good in them and wears them she obviously is trying to show off her
figure and wants it. And if she doesn't then who the hell and why the hell is
she showing it off like so? Dress they way you want to be treated.
94Jun14 9:03 pm Courier HST from By-tor
harrassement.
94Jun14 10:06 pm from Chick licker
Are there any chicks out there who want to suck a HUGE dick?? My girlfriend
hkinda weak lips
94Jun15 6:08 am Whole Lotta Love from By-tor
hmmmm, who are YOU?
94Jun15 7:28 am from Hobgoblin
Hahahhwhwhwhwhwhawhahah
94Jun15 12:24 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I've noticed that Chick licker has called a lot lately, I always wondered if
he (or she) would eventually post something. I bet he spends all his time at
Kentucky Fried Chicken.
94Jun15 3:57 pm This is from Zeylan
I don't think that's the right kind of chick, man.
94Jun15 4:48 pm Red Hot Chili Peper from By-tor
hmmmm...
94Jun15 7:15 pm from Sputnik
Finger lickin good
94Jun15 8:16 pm arg grog rog from Airalin
hahah, you WOULD say that sputnik. figures, KEY POINT : he looked for the
light switch
94Jun15 8:59 pm from Hobgoblin
Ho ho!
94Jun17 3:53 pm Hyperkarma from Yacub
Bleachy bleachy bleachy
94Jun17 11:41 pm from Hobgoblin
Bleachie Bleachie Bleachie.
94Jun18 12:12 pm Crisco from Airalin
what?
94Jun18 1:59 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
La KA la KA la KABIKA ka, KAY LO, KEY LA, KAY LO KAAAAAAAH
94Jun18 3:10 pm Cheese Whiz from Mike Swanson
Snap out of it, boy!
94Jun18 3:48 pm from Hobgoblin
I think he's pulling a Superior. Losing his marbles.
94Jun18 4:57 pm I'm Mr. Ed from Mike Swanson
Yep. Reminds me of the time Psyche and I took Luminary to Sears to look for a
lawn ornament. Luminary kept sticking his head in all the refrigerators and
turning on the small appliances (blenders, juices, etc.) The sales clerks
were getting nervous, but hesitant to saying anything because Luminary would
froth up when they got to close. Psyche said she "had to use the 'little
girls' room" and that was the last we saw of her that day. Finally I had to
call Zeylan. Zeylan took off from work and brought the truss. Anyway, to
make a long story short, we hogtied Luminary right there near the Electronics
department. Zeylan, familar with some of the sales people at Sears, soothed
them as I loaded Luminary into the golf cart we rented for this purpose.
94Jun19 12:13 am from Hobgoblin
Nice story. Let's all break into Sears in the middle of the night and play
with everything.
94Jun19 12:42 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
But I had a party in the bathroom.
94Jun19 6:40 am Call me Cerebus from Mike Swanson
That's a euphemism if I 've ever heard one.
94Jun19 8:22 am Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
There's a party in my pants and everyone's invited!
94Jun19 11:33 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
There's a party in your mouth.
94Jun19 1:13 pm This is from Zeylan
I'm still catching flak from that Luminary incident.
94Jun19 1:50 pm Yacub is a Lemur from Airalin
snicker.
94Jun19 4:58 pm Call me Cerebus from Mike Swanson
Well, it's still not as bad as the time we re-attached Yacub's scalp. But
that's a whole 'nother story.
94Jun19 5:45 pm from dark doctor x
Oboyoboyoboyoboy a room just for *me*!
94Jun19 8:29 pm from Wraith
Yeah, maybe you'll finally realize that its a subject best left alone for you.
94Jun19 8:40 pm Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
Oh, that. Hehe. I've still got the scar.
94Jun19 9:20 pm from Hobgoblin
So. Why did Wraith and dark doctor x both just start calling at the same
time? What a coincidence.
94Jun19 10:37 pm Call me Cerebus from Mike Swanson
Well, if Psyche had used a sewing needle instead of a crochet needle LIKE I
TOLD HER then the scar would not have been so bad. (Between that and Zeylan
giving you nuggies with fistfulls of Ajax before she finished the stiches, I'm
surprised you survived that evening, Yacub. I just wish Luminary had not got
that chicken bone caught in his throat earlier. I hate the emergency room at
Goleta Valley.)
94Jun20 4:53 am Shining Star from By-tor
Psyche almost hit me the other day. I think it was saturday. I was coming
home from work and riding my bike cause it was such a nice day. and I was
sorta running a red light and guess what? she came barrelling down kellogg at
cathedral oaks. I saw my life flash before my eys.
94Jun20 7:33 am from Hobgoblin
If we could only be so lucky. Shit. Oh well, maybe another day she'll be
more accurate. Folks, don't be alarmed. It really is 8:30. I went to bed
EARLY last night and feel great, so I'm not REALLY up at 7:30. Dude, that'd
be way gnarly.
94Jun20 7:48 am FULL IMPULSE POWER! from Mike Swanson
Damn, Psyche, you missed.
94Jun20 8:32 am This is from Zeylan
Looks like I need to give Psyche a driving lesson.
94Jun20 10:04 am from Sputnik
You had it coming By-tor.
94Jun20 10:37 am Why? from Yacub
Drive THIS
94Jun20 3:42 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Really? Wow. Wear reflectors or something. No wait. Don't.
94Jun20 5:11 pm from Hobgoblin
Please don't. In fact, let 's start a pool. We'll each contribute some money
if you jump in front of moving traffic.
94Jun20 5:39 pm from Wraith
Hey Hob, the reason I've started posting now is because I finally realized
that i had some prob with my config. So fuck you.
94Jun20 6:05 pm Yacub is a Lemur from Airalin
As if he cares. No i think Psyche shoulda jsut ahd sputnik in the car wiht
her and htat would have solved everyhting
94Jun20 8:15 pm from Hobgoblin
And fuck you too, Wraith. Have a nice day and shove it.
94Jun20 9:04 pm from Sputnik
Can we talk about our feelings of animosity? s
94Jun20 10:35 pm doggie dog world from By-tor
hey Hob, you already owe me like twenty bucks from that funny thing I said a
while ago.
94Jun21 12:55 am Why Not? from Yacub
He said he was lying, remember? Indian-giver... don't you love the
political-incorectness of such seemingly innocent childhood phrases?
94Jun21 11:19 am This is from Zeylan
Does anyone really care whether Wraith posts or not? I mean, what's the big
deal? Who gives a shit?
94Jun21 12:48 pm from Hobgoblin
He just mysteriously started posting when ddx called again. And then I point
that out and he get's defensive. So...? What's the big deal?
94Jun21 2:52 pm Conversations Kill from Airalin
i wish you were sysop again. then it'd be Zeylan law!!
94Jun21 4:00 pm NO COMMENT from Mike Swanson
The Code of Zeylan.
94Jun21 5:43 pm This is from Zeylan
God save us.
94Jun21 6:06 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Enchantee`.
94Jun21 10:35 pm Natural from Yacub
We should all be sysops again, like inteh good ol' days.
94Jun22 11:38 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Yeah! Those were the days. And I have to defend myself about the chicken
bone thing... I _never_ had any trouble with rib bones, so why would a chicken
bone, which is MUCH SMALLER, give me any trouble? The thing shattered like a
fiberglas rod though... Ah well. But hey, speaking of the good old days,
remember that time when PCO was about to jump off of the top of the Granada
movie theater downtown, but wimped out at the last minute, and then Hobgoblin
happened to drive by so he picked us up (Mike, Zeylan, Psyche, Yacub and I).
Well, Yacub had to ride in the trunk (and it wouldn't be the last time, lemme
tell you), and so we were driving along and all of the sudden Hob slams on the
breaks, just as the car impacts with something small and black in front of
us. Well, we all got out only to see a small tricycle painted black, with a
custom-made send-away "Alpha-Bits Cereal" bike license plate on the back, that
said "CyBeR-DoOd". So we looked at the front of the car, and immediately got
to work prying DDX out of the grill. He wasn't too happy about the whole
thing, but luckily Zeylan had an old Vic-20 in his backpack, and DDX promised
not to sue if he could have it.
And the funniest part was when, after we got back in the car, Psyche kept
insisting that we hit him again. We were all laughing, but didn't realize how
serious she really was until she opened the door and pushed Hob out, and
turned the car around. (But it was too late; by then, DDX was already inside
Radio Shack.)
94Jun22 12:30 pm Yar's Revenge from Mike Swanson
Was that before or after my torrid love affair with Psyche?
94Jun22 2:08 pm from Wraith
No comment.
94Jun22 4:59 pm This is from Zeylan
That was after yours and before mine.
Come into My Parlor*> read
The Sea> read
94Jun01 9:44 pm Among the Blossoms from Yacub
Lum, that made no sense.
94Jun01 10:20 pm Energizer Bunny from By-tor
whatever?
94Jun01 11:36 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Yacub, I was referring to By-tor's drawing that looks like: :-)-8
First I saw stumpy feet on an armless body, then I saw a long neck and a
bowtie.
94Jun02 12:57 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Look's like Mr. Potato head when some one did put any ears or hat on it. Oh
and you don't suffocate from crucifiction. It's asphixiation, didn't I get
corrected on that a while ago?
94Jun02 9:13 am from By-tor
theyare breasts...
94Jun02 2:56 pm from Hobgoblin
Hu hu. D00d. CHicks. Breasts. TIts
94Jun02 6:52 pm Is She Weird? from Yacub
Cunt.
94Jun02 11:39 pm Don Showalter RULES from Luminary Coremaster
Once in the parking lot of Taco Bell, there was a group of teens getting into
a truck, and a guy was shouting to a girl (who was laughing) something about
her "cootchie-lips" and some other vulgar babble. We all sort of ignored it.
94Jun03 6:03 am from Mike Swanson
Good move.
94Jun03 3:59 pm from Hobgoblin
Dude, you should have stuffed your shaft in her snatch.
94Jun03 7:16 pm Is She Promised from Yacub
Did she have any head injuries?
94Jun04 11:14 pm You yesyesyes from Luminary Coremaster
Probably, although they wern't apparant. All of this bloody gauze was in the
way, so I couldn't tell for sure.
94Jun05 6:43 am And her head from Yacub
Ew.
94Jun05 6:39 pm from Hobgoblin
FREAKER. Hu hu.
94Jun06 4:42 pm Ed is Dead from Yacub
Dude, queermo.
94Jun07 4:18 pm from Hobgoblin
Dude, fag.
94Jun08 8:46 pm Hyperkarma from Yacub
Freaker.
94Jun12 10:07 am from Hobgoblin
Queermo.
94Jun12 12:29 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Good band name,
94Jun12 11:02 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
We should have a band called Wankle-Rotary.
94Jun14 1:03 pm from Hobgoblin
Wankle-Rotary : THE ZINE.
94Jun14 1:31 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Bacterial Sub-Culture.
94Jun14 2:09 pm arg grog rog from Airalin
"Out of the depths have i called unto Thee, great warm Mother-Father From the
waters we came to the waters we return, our cycle complete Brother-Sister to
the fish second cousin to the kelp Back home in the Sea" -Kay June 7, 1991
94Jun14 4:56 pm Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
"And I'm goin' back to cow town. A cow's a friend to me. He lives beneath
the ocean, 'n' that's where I will be beneath the waves the waves and that's
where I will be. I'm going to see the cow beneath the sea." TMBG
94Jun14 11:48 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Our only home is bone...
94Jun15 8:35 pm Crisco from Airalin
calling
94Jun17 4:25 pm Don't mean a thing from Yacub
an arab
94Jun17 11:51 pm from Hobgoblin
Pravir is an idiot.
94Jun18 12:30 pm Lick Me from Airalin
who is this now??
94Jun18 2:34 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Standing on the beach with a gun in my hand, staring at the sea, staring at
the sand.... Killing an arab...
94Jun18 4:00 pm from Hobgoblin
Pravir. He likes slurpees.
94Jun19 12:47 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
may the fires of Islam consume your degenerate lifestyle.
94Jun19 8:43 am Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
Yay! Somebody got that.
94Jun19 2:18 pm Yacub is a Lemur from Airalin
calling
94Jun19 5:12 pm Call me Cerebus from Mike Swanson
I hate when your girlfriend puts on a nice flower hat and you go to the beach
and then you just end up shooting someone for no reason. It's better to just
stare out the window and watch the people go by. But at the end you can just
gaze up at the stars and contemplate the essential pointlessness of it all.
94Jun19 9:29 pm from Hobgoblin
People watching is so much fun. I'd rather people watch than
people-associate. Well, sometimes. If there are lots of people, I'd rather
people watch with nevermind. I like to peoplewatch.
94Jun19 10:22 pm from Sputnik
yea, so do I. I wanna go to france and sit in a cafe and peoplewatch all
day. Poeple are so interesting
94Jun20 7:39 am from Hobgoblin
I think you'll get good people watching where ever you go to do it... Roma,
Magic Mountain, malls, schools, in cars, etc etc. Incidentally, I had this
realyl funny incident with this old woman driver goign abtou 15 miles an hour
on state street last week. She glared at me for so long with the strangest
look on her fae... I could'nt help but laugh at her.
94Jun20 10:06 am from Sputnik
Yea. But its so much more classic to do it in France.
94Jun20 10:44 am Why? from Yacub
Oh, that was great. But france smells.
94Jun20 11:02 am More Jell-O please from Mike Swanson
France smells of wine, cheese, and french bread tucked in your armpit.
94Jun20 3:55 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Love France, hate the French.
94Jun20 4:10 pm More Jell-O please from Mike Swanson
I think they should make deodorant french bread for the French.
94Jun20 5:18 pm from Hobgoblin
French bread is the best.
94Jun20 6:41 pm Conversations Kill from Airalin
italian bread is the best, namely il fornatio
94Jun20 8:28 pm from Hobgoblin
WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG. French bread is the best.
94Jun20 10:45 pm doggie dog world from By-tor
Incest is the best, put your sister to the test.
94Jun21 1:14 am Why Not? from Yacub
Not to be random or anything.
94Jun21 10:08 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Of course not. So, did you all hear the news?
94Jun21 10:23 am NO COMMENT from Mike Swanson
What news? About Bob Barker?
94Jun21 1:02 pm from Hobgoblin
And in case Yac already forgot, Bob Barker was the host on The Price is Right.
94Jun21 2:22 pm NO COMMENT from Mike Swanson
You know what I hear about Bob Barker?
94Jun21 3:21 pm Calling Card from Airalin
what what???? waht about bob????? gotta know!! and
nonoononononoonononononononoNO you see here Hobthing YOU"RE
WRONNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGG, il fornatio is the best!!
94Jun21 4:30 pm from Hobgoblin
No. French bread is better.
94Jun21 5:46 pm This is from Zeylan
What was that about ill fellatio?
94Jun21 6:13 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Guess who?
94Jun21 10:50 pm Wipe my Butt from Yacub
Chicken butt
94Jun22 7:15 am from Hobgoblin
No, you're supposed to say that when they say "guess what?"
AIR> read
94Jun17 5:12 pm This is from Zeylan
I've shouted "FUCK" in lots of public places. I bet that comes as a big
surprise to the rest of you.
94Jun17 11:41 pm from Hobgoblin
OH MY GOD!? ZEYLAN?! SHOUTING FUCK?! Nooooooo.... I'm so surprised!
94Jun18 8:16 am from Sputnik
oh no. whats the world coming to!?
94Jun18 9:06 am Don't mean a thing from Yacub
Haha!
94Jun18 9:25 am Swanson's Dinners from Mike Swanson
I didn't think Zeylan used that kind of language. Shocked, I am, positively
shocked.
94Jun18 10:19 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
I just knew it.
94Jun18 11:37 am from Hobgoblin
The world is coming to an END. The apocalypse is upon us.
94Jun18 12:12 pm Crisco from Airalin
i 'd like to see that!!!
94Jun18 1:08 pm Swanson's Dinners from Mike Swanson
Zeylan, I demand an explanation.
94Jun18 2:02 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Maybe Zeylan's just trying to shock us. I honestly can't believe he'd REALLY
shout that in public places. Unless he's totally different in real life or
something.
94Jun18 3:10 pm Cheese Whiz from Mike Swanson
Oh, Zeylan...{sniff} we hardly KNEW ye!
94Jun18 3:49 pm from Hobgoblin
I'm mortified.
94Jun18 4:21 pm from Sputnik
Dude, Zylan, I thought you were (sniff) .....(sniff) DIFFERENT!!!!!
94Jun18 4:58 pm I'm Mr. Ed from Mike Swanson
Damn, I'm all broken up over this.
94Jun19 12:43 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
I'm going to do like Kurt, and go out with a bang.
94Jun19 6:40 am Call me Cerebus from Mike Swanson
No, you should cruise LA in your white Ford Bronco.
94Jun19 8:23 am Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
Kurdt. He had a valiant. I feel sooooo sorry for Courtney Love.
94Jun19 1:14 pm This is from Zeylan
Sometimes I even say "darn" when I get REALLY upset. Or "gee willikers" even.
94Jun19 1:51 pm Yacub is a Lemur from Airalin
gee that's harsh man
94Jun19 4:59 pm Call me Cerebus from Mike Swanson
Zeylan is a wild man.
94Jun19 7:11 pm from Sputnik
TOo wild for his own good.
94Jun19 8:15 pm Call me Cerebus from Mike Swanson
Yep. He's cruising on the highway to oblivion.
94Jun19 8:29 pm from Wraith
Turning toward that evil sinful path.
94Jun19 8:40 pm Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
Wow, you people are all so emotional. I can just feel your souls pouring
through the phone lines.
94Jun19 9:20 pm from Hobgoblin
Totally.
94Jun19 10:15 pm from Sputnik
Dont go emo on us Yacub...
94Jun19 10:39 pm FULL IMPULSE POWER! from Mike Swanson
We feel your love, Yacub. Open your heart.
94Jun20 7:33 am from Hobgoblin
Euuuhhhh
94Jun20 8:33 am This is from Zeylan
And let all the blood spill out into your lap.
94Jun20 10:09 am FULL IMPULSE POWER! from Mike Swanson
Let your feelings flow. We welcome your all-encompassing love.
94Jun20 10:37 am Why? from Yacub
Haha!
94Jun20 10:56 am FULL IMPULSE POWER! from Mike Swanson
Laughter is the key to self-esteem and happiness. Release your feelings.
I have done all I can do for you, Yacub. Your learning has exceeded my
capacity to teach. You must proceed to the master of Cheer and Fulfillment,
Zeylan.
94Jun20 12:47 pm This is from Zeylan
I have turned to the Dark Side, obviously. Now all I need is one of those
funky helmets and a shitload of scar tissue.
94Jun20 2:48 pm More Jell-O please from Mike Swanson
(Don't forget the breathing apparatus.)
94Jun20 2:55 pm This is from Zeylan
Shhhhhh-kkkhhhhhhhhh.
94Jun20 3:22 pm More Jell-O please from Mike Swanson
Join me, Luke.
94Jun20 3:42 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
The boy is our last hope.
94Jun20 4:03 pm More Jell-O please from Mike Swanson
Bob Barker is our last hope.
94Jun20 4:36 pm This is from Zeylan
I got a lightsaber for you, Leia. Come to daddy.
94Jun20 5:12 pm from Hobgoblin
Ho ho! Ba-dum tsh!
94Jun20 5:39 pm from Wraith
Laughter occurs most at the bad luck of others.
94Jun20 6:07 pm Yacub is a Lemur from Airalin
heheh. laughter is the key to sel esteem and happiness?? laughter is like a
wuick fix. laughter is evil. it can be all nice or giggliy or insane or evil
oorrrrrrrr cheincially induced. bad typos. nevermind. laugheter is neato when
you're laughing but sucks afeter yo've stopped
94Jun20 8:16 pm from Hobgoblin
Laughter is not evil. Laughter is wonderful. Think of all those people who
laugh not once a day. Pathetic. They say the average person goes "Ha ha ha"
once a day. I laugh uncountable times a day, as do my friends, so.... just
think of the people who bring this down to an average "hahaha." I feel so
sorry for them.
94Jun20 9:05 pm from Sputnik
And the world throbs......
94Jun21 12:57 am Why Not? from Yacub
When you're middle aged and stuck in a bad job, you'll wreck the curve too...
You know, I hate being grounded.
94Jun21 2:24 am Pac Man Fever from Mike Swanson
I hate when I run out of PEZ.
94Jun21 9:56 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Why art thou grounded, O Yacub sir?
94Jun21 12:48 pm from Hobgoblin
Dude, he was out late last night.
94Jun21 2:53 pm Conversations Kill from Airalin
i hate when dogs decide to bark at each other in the middle of the day for an
hour FOR NO REASON
94Jun21 4:25 pm from Hobgoblin
It's better than in the middle of the night.
94Jun21 6:06 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
In the middle of the night they should be made to howl.
94Jun21 7:29 pm from Wraith
I stayed up till 6 in the morning playing super metroid. Damn Nintendo,
system of Satan.
94Jun21 7:39 pm This is from Zeylan
huhuhuh huhuhueheh huhuh nintendo is cool, huhuh. huhuheuhuhuh pickle
94Jun21 10:36 pm Natural from Yacub
I hate parents who set unreasonable curfews.
94Jun22 7:07 am from Hobgoblin
Oh, Mr.-I-think-I'll-try-and-get-a-2-AM-curfew.
94Jun22 8:47 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
I was up till 2 am on a cleaning frenzy. My gawd.
94Jun22 11:44 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Oddly enough, I've been able to make my curfew later and later... Yeah, I'm 18
and out of high school, but my parents are ultra-strict at times. But
anyway. I've been out late it seems like almost every night for the past two
or three weeks. Sheesh.
94Jun22 7:49 pm from Hobgoblin
Wow. I've been trying to get to bed at a reasonable hour now that school's
out. I dunno why.
How big is yr Dildo> read
94Jun01 7:01 pm Draught of Vintage from Psyche
Yeah, they'll think you're really COOl if you do THAT!
94Jun01 8:21 pm Transformers from By-tor
they already do....
94Jun01 9:27 pm Among the Blossoms from Yacub
Somehow speaking in foreign languages doesn't have the same appeal...
94Jun01 10:13 pm Energizer Bunny from By-tor
you would just rather tell them they are gay in English?
94Jun01 11:13 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
You might as well go around telling people they're 20 years old. You want to
know how to say it in Spanish? "Yo soy tonto." In German, you should say
"Ich BIN Varm," not "Ich DEN Varm."
94Jun02 12:01 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
tonto is stupid if you didn't catch on.
94Jun02 9:08 am from By-tor
ahh, that is what it is...
94Jun02 2:34 pm from Hobgoblin
Stop. You tiant the world of listeners to that band.
94Jun02 2:34 pm from Hobgoblin
I mean taint.
94Jun02 3:23 pm Draught of Vintage from Psyche
You taint everything you mention.
94Jun02 6:29 pm Is She Weird? from Yacub
What it is! (whatitis) What it is! (what it is) WHAT IT IS! (WHAT IT IS!)
TO BE A (noun)
94Jun02 9:02 pm Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
(snuglefuck)
94Jun02 11:08 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
What band?
94Jun03 12:16 am Senseless cruelty from Leqi-Unninni
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! No more! You've driven me to insanity. Goodbye!
94Jun03 7:24 am Draught of Vintage from Psyche
Ahahahhahaha YES you will be mad.
94Jun03 10:00 am English ruel from Genghis Khan
Snuggie is kewl/
94Jun03 10:12 am from By-tor
snuglefuck yourself
94Jun03 10:38 am Muuahahahahahah from Genghis DDX
By-tor you can go and fuck yourself until you die. Have fun now! Snuggie is
the kewlest person in the whole w the kewlest person in the whole wid world.
94Jun03 10:53 am from Mike Swanson
Who is Snuggie?
94Jun03 2:24 pm from Sputnik
HE is a chicken-boy.
94Jun03 3:39 pm from Hobgoblin
Sounds interesting.
94Jun03 6:54 pm Is She Weird? from Yacub
That was Fugazi. Great, isn't it?
94Jun03 8:58 pm from Sputnik
what?
94Jun04 2:22 am Muuahahahahahah from Genghis DDX
Call Vicking at 9685176 and you will find out who Snglet is! It's really kewl
there, the SysOps name is Zwitterion. Have fun..
94Jun04 12:39 pm from Hobgoblin
Huh hu.
94Jun04 10:46 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Why would somebody call themselves "Genghis DDX"?
94Jun05 6:30 am To the Night from Yacub
BEcause they're dumb?
94Jun05 3:40 pm This is from Zeylan
That's what I think.
94Jun05 5:09 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I guess that pretty much sums it up.
94Jun05 6:23 pm from Hobgoblin
Yep.
94Jun06 9:13 am Draught of Vintage from Psyche
Everything is dumb.
94Jun06 11:51 am from By-tor
especially you.
94Jun06 2:29 pm from Hobgoblin
God damn, you are so full of witt. It comes out of your ears! You nose!
Your mouth!
94Jun06 3:23 pm Marie-Sophie duBois from Psyche
Like shit.
94Jun06 4:19 pm Ed is Dead from Yacub
Hey, wit and shit rhyme.
94Jun06 8:16 pm Farmer Brown from By-tor
haha, like shit? is that what you said psyche? I wouldn't start
characterising yourself with that sort of item, cause one day people will
start to think you are.
94Jun07 9:20 am Marie-Sophie duBois from Psyche
You are so dumb. My god.
94Jun07 10:15 am from By-tor
hehe. j/k
94Jun07 3:41 pm Dykes Rule! from Yacub
Bastard Wear! (tm)
94Jun07 4:04 pm from Hobgoblin
Wastard Bear!
94Jun07 7:46 pm Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Bastard Beer!
Oh, before you say anything let me say it for you.
D00d, get drunk.
94Jun07 8:25 pm Roller Girl from By-tor
wear the bastard
94Jun08 8:38 pm Ed is Dead from Yacub
Near the bastard.
94Jun09 6:18 am Circuit City from By-tor
away from the bastard
94Jun11 1:50 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Bastard goats!
94Jun11 7:27 am another message from Mike Swanson
Now how do you know where the goat's father was?
94Jun12 9:54 am from Hobgoblin
Dunno.
94Jun20 4:57 pm Qwerty Keyboard from The Wombat
I notice this room has the least ammount of messages in it.
94Jun20 5:40 pm from Wraith
We're all too busy playing with our dildos.
94Jun20 6:08 pm Yacub is a Lemur from Airalin
speak for yourself sicko
94Jun20 8:16 pm from Hobgoblin
Hey, I was playing with my dildo.
94Jun20 8:36 pm from Genghis Khan
I wonder why?!?!
94Jun20 10:36 pm doggie dog world from By-tor
How big is YOUR dildo?
94Jun21 12:57 am Why Not? from Yacub
This big: ---) (---
94Jun21 12:57 am Why Not? from Yacub
And THAT'S thickness.
94Jun21 12:49 pm from Hobgoblin
Wow. That's pretty big.
94Jun21 9:06 pm MMPR rule from By-tor
that might hurt I imagine.
94Jun22 11:45 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
So, do you use one of those weight machines from the 50's to... oh nevermind.
Silly Goose> read
94Jun01 11:37 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I have lots of pairs of black and very dark blue socks.
94Jun02 2:56 pm from Hobgoblin
I don't have any socky right now. I'm wearing my dad's socks till I got to
price club.
94Jun02 6:52 pm Is She Weird? from Yacub
Good for you. I've got two new Pixies CDs.
94Jun02 11:40 pm Don Showalter RULES from Luminary Coremaster
Good for you. I bought my sister a Bing Crosby CD for her birthday today.
She was estatic!
94Jun03 10:43 am Muuahahahahahah from Genghis DDX
Waszup people//
94Jun03 7:17 pm Is She Promised from Yacub
Good for you. I got a Jimi Hendrix Songbook today.
94Jun03 9:34 pm Power Stick from By-tor
cool I want it..
94Jun04 7:16 am from Swagman
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
94Jun04 11:42 am Qwerty Keyboard from The Wombat
*Smooch* Hmm He sure cam jump high.
94Jun04 2:23 pm Draught of Vintage from Psyche
Excuse me while I ___.
94Jun04 11:14 pm You yesyesyes from Luminary Coremaster
Forgive me if I hesitate.
94Jun05 5:14 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
so castles made of sand, slip into the sea, eventually.
94Jun05 6:44 am And her head from Yacub
Strange beautiful grass of green with your majestic silver seas. Your myst
94Jun05 10:01 am from Sputnik
The ocean glistening like a sea of mercury, the grass moving like an entity
slithering across a vast plan..
94Jun05 6:39 pm from Hobgoblin
Nice and Dali-esque.
94Jun05 8:36 pm Tequila Sunrise from By-tor
you can't hide your lyin' eyes There ain't no way to hide you liyn eyes.
94Jun06 9:28 am Draught of Vintage from Psyche
Wear sunglasses.
94Jun06 11:24 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Is Dali all of a sudden the ONLY surrealist ever? It's so Dali-esque. How do
you know it's not just Hendrix? Huh? Or why didn't you say something like,
oh it's so David Lynch-esque?
94Jun06 2:41 pm from Hobgoblin
Did I imply he was the only surrealist ever? NO. Take your "I think I know
everything" attitude and shove it up your asshole.
94Jun06 3:31 pm Marie-Sophie duBois from Psyche
yeah.
94Jun06 4:43 pm Ed is Dead from Yacub
Maybe it'll swell 'till his rectum explodes. Taht would be liberating.
94Jun06 8:29 pm Farmer Brown from By-tor
sure your real.
94Jun07 4:19 pm from Hobgoblin
What the hell is a real?
94Jun07 6:38 pm another message from Mike Swanson
REAL, the Panasonic 3D0 player.
94Jun08 8:46 pm Hyperkarma from Yacub
Were those completely unrelated or is it just me?
94Jun08 10:18 pm from Sputnik
the REAL WORLD. Now thats real....
94Jun10 4:25 pm Hyperkarma from Yacub
What about 2?
94Jun10 8:09 pm another message from Mike Swanson
A real number.
94Jun12 10:07 am from Hobgoblin
So. We need to do the Roma-experiment.
94Jun12 12:29 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Scientific research. Enchantee`, up your butt.
94Jun12 8:37 pm Prime Mover from By-tor
sing up your butt???
94Jun12 11:03 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Or out your butt. Especially if it grows teeth and becomes sentient.
94Jun13 2:34 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
I hate it when that happeneds.
94Jun13 8:49 am PEZ for everyone! from Mike Swanson
Use a scraper.
94Jun14 1:04 pm from Hobgoblin
Up your butt. Enchantee.
94Jun14 1:31 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
WHat are you talking about singing?
94Jun14 9:22 pm Courier HST from By-tor
doesn't enchantee mean to sing?
94Jun15 7:41 am from Hobgoblin
Enchanting. But my dad says it means "up your butt."
94Jun15 12:31 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
"Enchantee" means that?
94Jun15 4:53 pm Red Hot Chili Peper from By-tor
Up yuor butt and around the corner.
94Jun15 6:50 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Chanter is to sing. Enchantee is enchanted.
94Jun15 8:36 pm Crisco from Airalin
didn't i already straighten this enchante thing oiut?? well if i didn't i'm
not oging to do it now, and if i did i'm still not oging to do it now, i'm not
th eonly one that speaks french, great the bitch is home, shoot me, please??
94Jun15 9:11 pm from Hobgoblin
Enchantee, in frech, means enchanting. However, according to my father, it
means "up your butt."
94Jun16 6:22 am Baywatch Rules. from By-tor
I see, thank you.
94Jun16 7:27 am This is from Zeylan
Your dad needs therapy.
94Jun16 8:46 am from Hobgoblin
No SHIT! He's the one of the strangest people I've ever met.
94Jun17 2:13 pm Crisco from Airalin
your dad is cool
94Jun17 4:25 pm Don't mean a thing from Yacub
What Roma experiment?
94Jun17 11:51 pm from Hobgoblin
The Roma Experiment. A great concept soon to be put into action.
94Jun18 9:13 am Don't mean a thing from Yacub
Which is...?
94Jun18 10:23 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
I'll tell you when you're older.
94Jun18 11:43 am from Hobgoblin
You just wouldn't understand.
94Jun18 12:30 pm Lick Me from Airalin
ehhehe, i know.
94Jun18 2:35 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Tell me? What's the Roma Experiment? Are you going to go there and make fun
of people?
94Jun18 4:00 pm from Hobgoblin
Could be.
94Jun19 8:43 am Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
Basically. Watch them and take notes.
94Jun19 11:39 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
It';ll all be very scientific.
94Jun19 2:18 pm Yacub is a Lemur from Airalin
and publicized
Darklands> read
94Jun06 9:28 am Draught of Vintage from Psyche
(G)
94Jun06 2:41 pm from Hobgoblin
Gifuckingggle.
94Jun06 4:43 pm Ed is Dead from Yacub
Fucknut, Fucknut, Everyone's a fucknut. Neener neener neener.
94Jun06 8:29 pm Farmer Brown from By-tor
Fucknut? what is that?
94Jun06 11:36 pm from Tim the Enchanter
Shut up, Mister Chuckletrousers.
94Jun07 6:24 am from By-tor
mee? chuckletrousers?
94Jun07 4:19 pm from Hobgoblin
Yooouu.
94Jun07 8:39 pm from By-tor
cool. If I get aletterman's jacket I'll be ure t put that on it...
94Jun07 10:42 pm another message from Mike Swanson
Cool dude. That will be stylish to wear to those happening school dances.
94Jun08 10:35 am from By-tor
yea chuckletrousers...
94Jun08 8:47 pm Hyperkarma from Yacub
gagglesnout.
94Jun09 10:10 am another message from Mike Swanson
Boy it will be cool to impress the chicks at the sock hop at the gym next
week. Then we will celebrate Cinco De Mayo for about 6 weeks and go home.
Who need learning?!?!?
94Jun12 10:08 am from Hobgoblin
My school had a sock hop earlier this year. AHhhh.
94Jun12 11:05 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
All the teeny-boppers were there, I bet. It's a gas! It's hip, it's
happening! It's a super-fave! IT's the teen-scene! It's the hip new craze
that's sweeping the nation!!!
94Jun13 8:50 am PEZ for everyone! from Mike Swanson
Damn I'm getting all worked up myself, and I've been out of high school for
quite some time. [pant pant pant]
94Jun14 1:04 pm from Hobgoblin
Actually, there were tons of dumbfucks there.
94Jun14 2:19 pm Pac-Man Lives! from Mike Swanson
Sounds like high school.
94Jun14 4:57 pm Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Yeah it does.
94Jun14 9:23 pm Courier HST from By-tor
sounds like a low school.
94Jun15 7:41 am from Hobgoblin
Hu hu hu.
94Jun15 8:36 pm Crisco from Airalin
NO more HS, liek it matters
94Jun15 9:12 pm from Hobgoblin
I'm quite glad it's over.
for this year at least.
94Jun17 2:13 pm Crisco from Airalin
it's never over
94Jun17 2:31 pm from Hobgoblin
My junior year of high school is.
94Jun17 3:21 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Stop being a cartoon character.
94Jun17 4:26 pm Don't mean a thing from Yacub
Was that last thing a poem, hob? It was quite good.
94Jun17 11:52 pm from Hobgoblin
HAHahhawhwhahwahwahaw FUCK YOU! HAHAHAWHhawaawhwhahwahwhAWHWaw I know it
was great! That made me crack up. hahahwaw. I accidentally pushed enter
half way through the message, so I then typed a space and didn't want to
reenter the whole thing so nevermind. hahahahwhwahwahwawa
94Jun18 9:13 am Don't mean a thing from Yacub
I'm an animaniac.
94Jun18 11:43 am from Hobgoblin
You're an idiot.
94Jun18 12:32 pm Lick Me from Airalin
he is not!! Andy is not an idiot, if he is an animaniac that would eplain
alot. heheh. lemur is digusie!! i see you yyacub!!! i SEEE YOU!!! LEMUR!!
94Jun18 2:36 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
They're LEMURS??? I thought they were cats.
94Jun18 4:31 pm from Sputnik
"I SEE YOU?!" ? what the hell?
94Jun19 8:43 am Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
I didn't know they were actually animals. That freaked me out there though.
Lemr?
94Jun19 9:09 am from Sputnik
I wanna go to the zoo now.
94Jun19 2:18 pm Yacub is a Lemur from Airalin
yeah, lemur!! well what else do they look like??
94Jun19 2:19 pm Yacub is a Lemur from Airalin
and if you were an animal you might be a lemur.
94Jun19 2:55 pm from Hobgoblin
When I was 1, my parents took me to the zoo and we went to the hippo cage. I
was sitting on my dad's shoulders and as soon as we got to the cage, it came
up out of the mud-bog thing and belched on me. I can't remember it, but I've
been told that it scared the fuck out of me.
94Jun19 9:06 pm Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
I might also be a newt, or a gibbon (if you stick to primates) or maybe a
bombadier beetle, or a pink flamingo, or maybe a sloth or a turtle or a bit of
plankton or a pig or a gopher or a bumblebee or a humminbird or a weasel or a
turtle or a snipe or a horny toad or even a whale or maybe a cod.
94Jun19 9:30 pm from Hobgoblin
I think you missed a comma up there.
94Jun19 10:23 pm from Sputnik
I think you look like a golden retriever, or one of those types of dogs al
leats.
94Jun20 7:40 am from Hobgoblin
Dude, I am a golden retriever. Don't mock me!
94Jun20 7:50 am FULL IMPULSE POWER! from Mike Swanson
Woof.
94Jun20 10:44 am Why? from Yacub
al leats?
94Jun20 11:03 am More Jell-O please from Mike Swanson
At least, I hope. That, or he's gone nuts.
94Jun20 3:56 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Yacub, you're such a card.
94Jun20 6:41 pm Conversations Kill from Airalin
color me once color me twice eerything's gonna turn out nice
94Jun21 1:15 am Why Not? from Yacub
what?
94Jun21 10:08 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
A card.
94Jun21 1:02 pm from Hobgoblin
My mom showed me this Stevie Wonder song last night. I liked it.
94Jun21 3:22 pm Calling Card from Airalin
no violent femmes.
94Jun21 5:46 pm This is from Zeylan
How does someone show you a song? Write the notes down on paper or something?
94Jun21 6:13 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Huh huh.
94Jun21 7:43 pm This is from Zeylan
Well, come on. It's like "listen, do you smell something?" or "it feels like
yellow."
94Jun21 7:55 pm Stove Top Stuffing from Mike Swanson
It tastes blue.
94Jun21 10:51 pm Wipe my Butt from Yacub
I like american music. Do you like American Music?
94Jun22 7:16 am from Hobgoblin
Sure.
94Jun22 7:43 am Stove Top Stuffing from Mike Swanson
You crazy kids.
94Jun22 8:53 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
But purple and red and orange have definate flavors.
files] read
94Jun13 7:52 pm Hyperkarma from Yacub
My arm has more dogs?
94Jun14 12:55 pm from Hobgoblin
Exactly. Aint it amazing and brilliant?
94Jun14 11:35 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Yo tene gatos verdes en mi tocadiscos!
94Jun15 7:30 am from Hobgoblin
I do not have green cats in my record player.
94Jun15 12:25 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Hehehehehe
94Jun15 4:50 pm Red Hot Chili Peper from By-tor
tango is have.
94Jun15 6:42 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Tango is a dance.
94Jun15 7:18 pm from Sputnik
I thought is was a fruit
94Jun15 8:18 pm arg grog rog from Airalin
IT's a passion
94Jun15 9:01 pm from Hobgoblin
Tener is "to have."
94Jun15 10:50 pm Pac-Man Lives! from Mike Swanson
He should have said "tengo"
94Jun16 6:12 am Baywatch Rules. from By-tor
sorry , a friend said tengo, and I don't take spanish so I just don't know the
rules and grammer..
94Jun16 8:42 am from Hobgoblin
Tengo is the first person singular indicative present. It means "I have."
94Jun16 3:57 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Tengo THIS.
94Jun16 4:33 pm from Hobgoblin
Tengo THIS. HYRUGH.
94Jun17 2:06 pm Crisco from Airalin
now i see why i stopped callign here
94Jun17 3:17 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Why is that?
94Jun17 3:58 pm Hyperkarma from Yacub
No me gusta las locas.
94Jun17 11:42 pm from Hobgoblin
hahahahahaha I wonder what that guy in TAs was saying. "Die, white trash, I
hate you blhw blahwbawlh"
94Jun18 9:07 am Don't mean a thing from Yacub
Umm.... what?
94Jun18 11:38 am from Hobgoblin
You just wouldn't understand. See, there was this guy in TAs and he started
talking at us in this super-fast spanish lingo. Natually, since I can't speak
Spanish worth a shit, I had no idea what he was saying, but he was probably
insulting us.
94Jun18 12:13 pm Crisco from Airalin
um yeah
94Jun18 1:27 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
"YOu just wouldn't understand."
94Jun18 2:04 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Kamakazi Lady slips in at night, she likes to check and see if your
underwear's tight. She knows the way to open the holes in your head, and see
the silly sucker you THOUGHT WAS DEAD.
94Jun18 3:49 pm from Hobgoblin
Hahahwahwhahwahwahwahw. What the hell did you feed him at that graduation
party?
94Jun18 4:59 pm I'm Mr. Ed from Mike Swanson
Sounds like he's been gnawing the mold off cheese.
94Jun19 8:24 am Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
Hey, I'll have to try that sometime.
94Jun19 1:55 pm Yacub is a Lemur from Airalin
god that josh guy is an idiot@!! i accidentally hit r insted of e and at the
bottom of screen appeared that crap about wel here
94Jun05 Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep To them, yes. Love is blind. And
Romanticism is also blind in ways. It just wouldn't see through the crap, it
would just ignore the crap and be kicked back and care-free. It all has no
real meaning. Just an attitude. moron. I explained romaticisn philosphy to
him because he didn't have a fuckiugn clue what it was and he still doens't,
HELLO the main idea of romantiscins was to face reality with out any
illusions!! that was the moving force behind these stages of thouht, it is
always the moving force of people who are inteeligent, they strive to find
answers and deal with the crap not psuh it aside. it is the serch for
meaning. But i think it's jsut a deadly search but at least you ahve the
truth ya know?
94Jun19 4:59 pm Call me Cerebus from Mike Swanson
Damn. I really hated having to read that again.
94Jun19 5:46 pm from dark doctor x
Is anyone here interested in text adventures? I can upload a few I've written
if you want.
94Jun19 8:30 pm from Wraith
No.
94Jun19 8:41 pm Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
Dude, are they sexual? That'd be cool. huhu.
94Jun19 9:20 pm from Hobgoblin
Yeah, do they have dicks and cunts in them? Dude, that'd be Kewl.
94Jun20 8:34 am This is from Zeylan
huhuhuh huhuhuh pickle. ddx is so R80. PiCkLe
94Jun20 3:43 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Zeylan, you're going to be embarrassed that you wrote that when we shove it in
your face in 10 years.
94Jun20 4:05 pm More Jell-O please from Mike Swanson
In 10 years, Zeylan will be dictator, and you'll be tied to him by a chain
just like Leia to Jabba the Hut.
94Jun20 4:38 pm This is from Zeylan
Oh, if only.
94Jun20 6:09 pm Yacub is a Lemur from Airalin
YES!! nhahha. wow that was almsot a zeylan caliber jopke mike!! hahah that was
cool. I can jsut picture it. Zeylan as dictator, now i could go for that.
Zeylannism, Zeylanocracy. Dood, now that would be alternative
94Jun20 7:21 pm More Jell-O please from Mike Swanson
Yeah, but DDX would end up assassinating Zeylan.
94Jun20 8:17 pm from Hobgoblin
I'm sure he would.
94Jun20 9:07 pm from Sputnik
I have a feeling Airalin LIKES the idea of being chained to Zeylan, like Leia
was. SICK! And then , after the assassination, she would be ddx's lover.
AJHHHH what am I talking about??????sDfSDfSDfv b
94Jun21 12:58 am Why Not? from Yacub
Right, so anyway.
94Jun21 2:26 am Ohio women = goofy from Mike Swanson
Where were we?
94Jun21 9:57 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Ohio women = goofy.
94Jun21 10:18 am NO COMMENT from Mike Swanson
Oh, that. Oh just some problems in my personal life.
94Jun21 12:49 pm from Hobgoblin
So, how about them MetS?
94Jun21 2:54 pm Conversations Kill from Airalin
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww scream in terror DDX??? that is sick!!
look hwo came up with that!! and hwo would come to the cafe and watch me?? YOU
KNOW WHO. light switch my ass!!
94Jun21 6:06 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Mike, let's openly discuss your personal life.
94Jun21 6:43 pm Stove Top Stuffing from Mike Swanson
Let's not.
94Jun21 7:40 pm This is from Zeylan
Not much to talk about.
94Jun21 7:52 pm Stove Top Stuffing from Mike Swanson
That's for sure.
94Jun21 10:36 pm Natural from Yacub
Psyche, let's openly discuss your personal life.
94Jun22 7:08 am from Hobgoblin
Let's all openly discuss our personal lives.
94Jun22 8:47 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Ok. I'll discuss mine if Mike will, too.
94Jun22 9:07 am Yar's Revenge from Mike Swanson
You first. Your idea.
94Jun22 11:47 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Tell us your secret fantasies involving small aquatic mammals.
94Jun22 12:30 pm Yar's Revenge from Mike Swanson
We're waiting, Psyche.
94Jun22 7:49 pm from Hobgoblin
We'll have to wait till Saturday, now...
Genghi's World> read
94Jun14 1:24 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
You can transform matter into energy.
94Jun14 4:39 pm Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
No you can't. You can capture the energy released when you alter matter, but
you can't transfer matter into pure energy. That would be destroying matter.
That is impossable. If you burn something does it lose mass wieght? no, it
probably gains weight, due to burning just being oxidation(adding O2). It has
a lot less energy but it is still the same weight. That black hole thing
sounds logical. I was just going off of what I learned from people with
degrees on the subject and the sort. If black holes are what you say then how
come they haven't consumed the whole universe by now?
They would grow faster and faster in size by the minute. and there is such
a thing as anti-matter. but if antimatter get's in contact with real matter
then it reacts billions of times more than any base and acid reaction that
exists of today. My friend and his teacher talked about this for hours once,
completely leaving his class unattended as they talked in the lab next door.
94Jun14 9:15 pm Courier HST from By-tor
number one, Matter IS energy. It is Einstein's famous, almost trite,
equation, (which most people who say it don't have a clue to what it Really
means) E=mc^2 this basically says that as a mass approaches the speed of
light, c, it approaches the "state" of energy. don't ask how, because that is
all the understanding, however basic, that I have there.
Black holes havn't "consumed the whole universe" by now is because they
aren't powerful enough to break the enormous gravitational fields of the many
galaxies, and the shear distance. Anti-matter does exist. I can only
speculate from what I have heard from variouos sources like the National
Geographic program, Nova, and magazines liek OMNI, and Scientific American. I
have gathered that Anti-Matter exists in groups, similar to galaxies in size
and that it produces "dark" spots in certian types of telescopes output.
(whether it be a radio telescope, or a visual telescope...) that and the
theory that it does as well react extremely volitaly, many many many times
greater than any Hydrogen Bomb ever produced.
94Jun14 9:16 pm Courier HST from By-tor
'Nuff said.
94Jun15 7:31 am from Hobgoblin
Thanks, Mr. Knowitall. I give a FUCK.
94Jun15 12:25 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Really? Can I have one? Oh wait...
94Jun15 4:51 pm Red Hot Chili Peper from By-tor
sure Mr. Unintelligent...
94Jun15 6:43 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
But Bite-or, the Cookie Meister, was right. What I was saying was that matter
can be converted to energy. Yes, you can destroy matter. That's what nuclear
fusion is all about.
94Jun15 7:19 pm from Sputnik
Why go to school, when you can learn everything you need to know right here?!!
94Jun15 8:20 pm arg grog rog from Airalin
like fuck. SHUT UP no ONE cares!!! I"m sick of listenign to you rattle on
liek you ahve a clue!! god damn when will you ever learn!! you've had th emost
edxmaples aynoen could of ever had BUT DID YOU LEARN NO!!!! oyu're liek the
fuckign humna race, can't see what's shaoved right up their butt, even if it's
umcopmnfortalbe as hell!!! you're lost man...
94Jun15 9:01 pm from Hobgoblin
Who are you talking about?
94Jun15 9:41 pm from Sputnik
Oh my gawd! You are completely incoherent.
94Jun15 10:03 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
It's almost...amusing.
94Jun16 6:17 am Baywatch Rules. from By-tor
My butt you can destroy matter. fuck what the hell are you thinking. Nucleur
Fusion is not about destroying matter. Nuculear fusion happens. actually
it's fission that happenns in the power plants. (Fusion happenns in the
stars.) all fission does is break apart a nucleus of an atom forming two
atoms of smaller atomic weight. there is nothing theere that says it destroys
matter. you are sooo lost. fusion is when two nucleiare jopined in a star,
(cause it is the only place with nuff energy...) blah blah blah.
94Jun16 8:43 am from Hobgoblin
Forming two aroms of smaller atomic weight. Um. Um.
94Jun16 3:58 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
There is a MASS LOSS. very small, but it happens. The mass is converted to
energy. Look, i don't enjoy arguing with dolts of the likes of you, so go get
Dr. Gillespie to explain it to you.
94Jun16 4:34 pm from Hobgoblin
Dr. Gillespie. What a name.
94Jun16 10:36 pm from Genghis Khan
HI! HOw has everyone been?
94Jun16 11:44 pm from Hobgoblin
Fine.
94Jun17 7:03 am the Trees from By-tor
It's relative. that is how there is Mass loss.
94Jun17 12:51 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
What?
94Jun17 2:07 pm Crisco from Airalin
of course. again agian. well fuck you all, like i am even capable of giving a
fuck anymore. wish you could deal with me instead of jsut dismiss me, but
taht's jsut an illusion, life is waking nightmare so either leave me alone or
deal with me
94Jun17 3:17 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Be real and we'll deal. JUST BE REAL.
94Jun17 4:01 pm Hyperkarma from Yacub
I've got an album with Dizzy Gillespie on it. Gosh. AIRALIN. Relax, dear.
Anyway, I was talking about the other guy, whose last message was completely
wrong too.
94Jun17 4:57 pm from Sputnik
Just be real
94Jun17 11:43 pm from Hobgoblin
I wanna get a new album, dude.
94Jun18 8:16 am from Sputnik
Dude, Sparker's new album should be out!
94Jun18 9:08 am Don't mean a thing from Yacub
Yeah! And Big Bad Voodoo Daddy's album is coming out in September!
94Jun18 9:26 am Swanson's Dinners from Mike Swanson
I think someone should call Airalin.
94Jun18 12:14 pm Crisco from Airalin
BE REAL??? god i am i am. tha'ts the point, this is what i am. but that is all
i can say or do. FOR FUCKING GOD"S SAKE I CNA"T BE ANYHTING ELSE!!!
94Jun18 2:06 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Today I got The Residents' "13'th Anniversary Show: Live In Holland" on CD!
YAY!!! I ordered my very own copy and I'm totally happy that I finally have it!
Yay! Jailhouse Rock!!!! GOING TO A PARTY IN THE COUNTY JAILLLL!!!
94Jun18 4:22 pm from Sputnik
Be erin.
94Jun19 8:24 am Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
What about Airalin?
94Jun19 9:04 am from Sputnik
no, But what about Erin??
94Jun19 11:33 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
What about the children?
94Jun19 1:55 pm Yacub is a Lemur from Airalin
I am myself. accept me. can't you get it??
94Jun19 8:41 pm Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
This is my life. I cry.
94Jun19 9:21 pm from Hobgoblin
I blame society.
94Jun19 10:16 pm from Sputnik
And then all I can say is, "thank you."
94Jun19 10:17 pm from Sputnik
I am myself. accept me. can't you get it??
This is my life. I cry.
I blame society.
And then all I can say is, "thank you."
94Jun20 3:44 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
TRanslate it into French for extra credit!
94Jun20 4:05 pm More Jell-O please from Mike Swanson
Oui.
94Jun20 4:59 pm Qwerty Keyboard from The Wombat
If the Earth were crushed to the size of a pea... I sure hope a lot of people
would be using Close-up toothpaste. Cause that's what we would be.
94Jun20 5:12 pm from Hobgoblin
Someone suggested "That Peas" for a band name.
94Jun20 5:12 pm from Hobgoblin
"The Peas"
94Jun20 6:11 pm Yacub is a Lemur from Airalin
je suis moi-meme. acceptez-moi. ne peut pas toi le receiver?
94Jun20 6:11 pm Yacub is a Lemur from Airalin
c'est ma vie, je pluie.
94Jun20 6:12 pm Yacub is a Lemur from Airalin
i don't know if that's rihgt, that was off the top of me head
94Jun20 8:17 pm from Hobgoblin
French sucks.
94Jun20 8:37 pm from Genghis Khan
Tu es FOU!
94Jun20 8:37 pm from Genghis Khan
That 's all that I learned in my french class.
94Jun20 9:57 pm from Sputnik
Hey, "The FOU!" would be a cool band name!
94Jun21 12:58 am Why Not? from Yacub
I like "That Pea"
94Jun21 9:57 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Visualize whirled peas.
94Jun21 12:50 pm from Hobgoblin
I think that is SOOOO cool.
94Jun21 10:37 pm Natural from Yacub
I saw another one like that somewhere... I forget what it was though.
94Jun22 11:48 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Practice Random Acts of Variety.
94Jun22 8:14 pm from Sputnik
How trite
My Place*> read
Your Place*> read
Nifty Dreams> read
94May28 11:41 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Yeah! You got the referrence!!! Weird Al rules.
94May29 3:18 pm Senseless cruelty from Leqi-Unninni
Well...
94May29 9:36 pm Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
The good old days was a rad song. HA! I just remebered a line from that...
"I remeber sweet michelle, she was my, high schoul romance. she was, nice to
talk to and sweet to smell, So I took her to the homecoming dance. Then I
tied her to a chair and I shaved off all her hair, and left her inthedesert
all alone. some times late at night I can still hear her screams, I wonder if
she ever made it home, let me tell ya now, THose were, the good old days,
those were the good old days. The days go by but the memeories stay, and
those were the good old days." Wow, I remebered it all.
94May30 12:49 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
The last line is, "Sometimes in my dreams, I can still hear her screams, oh I
wonder if she ever made it home." hehehe Yeah! That was the first Weird Al
tape I ever bought. I like the other verse in the song, "I can still remember
good old Mr. Fender, who ran the corner grocery store. He's stroll down the
aisle with a big friendly smile, and he'd say "Howdy" when you walked in the
door. Always treated me nice, gave me kindly advice, I don't know why I set
fire to his place. Oh, I'll never forget the day I bashed in his head, well
you should have seen the look on his face, lemme tell you now, those were the
good old days, those were the good old days, the years go by, but the memories
stay, and those were the good old days." hehehehehehhee
94May30 4:54 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Wasn't there an interlude of the chorus in the middle though? Like right
after walked in the door""? I think there was but I'm unsure. Unsure,
unsure, unsure, sure sure sure, damn comercials.
94May30 10:26 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Hmmmm... I'm not sure. I haven't listened to it for a while.
94May31 6:02 pm Do You Love Me Now? from Yacub
Weird Al.
94Jun01 1:11 am Senseless cruelty from Leqi-Unninni
Sucks.
94Jun01 6:25 am jack daniels... from By-tor
agreed
94Jun01 2:49 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Weird Al rules.
94Jun01 9:45 pm Among the Blossoms from Yacub
Weird Al. Not Weird All.
94Jun01 10:21 pm Energizer Bunny from By-tor
all weirdos rule.
94Jun01 11:38 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I think "Weird All" is a lot more tolerable than "Wierd Al." Why can't people
ever spell "weird" right?
94Jun02 1:04 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
maybe it goes to that supposed little jingle, "I before E except after C, or
when soundinglike ay as in neighbor and weigh." Weird is just a freak of
grammar.
94Jun02 2:58 pm from Hobgoblin
Freaker.
94Jun02 6:54 pm Is She Weird? from Yacub
Queermo.
94Jun14 2:10 pm arg grog rog from Airalin
What does it mean when you have nightmares about someone all the time and you
know this person and oyu know they wouldn't hurt you but they continue to kill
you and you havne't had nightmares for 5 years and all of a sudden you cn't
sleep becaue every ntihgt again and again you are killed by this person.
anyone?
94Jun14 2:19 pm Pac-Man Lives! from Mike Swanson
Spend less time with that person.
94Jun14 4:58 pm Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Curiosity here, was I the one killing you? Just curious.
94Jun14 9:25 pm Courier HST from By-tor
See a doctor, no seriously, I think you should, ummm... ge I really don't
know. Spend More time with that person, see what is wrong, there might be
something he/she is hiding, from you, or maybe it is a premonition.
94Jun14 11:51 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Don't deny your dreams. Things are revealed to people in dreams all of the
time, even if they seem strange or unbelievable. Go with the message from
your dream and try to figure out why this person would want to kill you.
Perhaps it's symbolic, but it could be a literal preminision. Gee, I hope I'm
not the one in your dream. I wouldn't kill you, or anything for that matter.
94Jun15 7:44 am from Hobgoblin
Dreams are hardly realistic. I had this surrealist dream about going to this
lake in the Swiss Alps which just happened to be the bottling source of Evian
or something and the water was carbonated. So then I filled up a bottle of
Squirt with it, but the bottle had squirt concentrate in it (the dehydrated
stuff... even though it doesn't exist) and we got into a wax-lip fight with
each other on the train ride back home. (The WE was my classmates) So what
the hell. I'm sure THAT could happen to me in real life....
94Jun15 7:44 am from Hobgoblin
And the first sentence was SARCASTIC.
94Jun15 12:32 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Dude, you need to put an (S) for (Sarcastic) next time you pull a stunt like
that! hehehe That's a neat dream though.
94Jun15 6:51 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Stop me before I turn mean.
94Jun15 7:30 pm Swing Heil! from Sputnik
Sputnik stops PSyche by poisoning her again with a unidentifiable plant.
94Jun15 8:38 pm Crisco from Airalin
depends on your dreams. yeah psyche stop corrup[ting, you used to be pure.
what ahp[pened?? yeah yeah to quote you know who "people change everyday"
sure they do sure they do but do you have to keep reminding me??
94Jun15 9:12 pm from Hobgoblin
I wouldn't trust my dreams as far as I could throw them.
94Jun15 10:11 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Airalin, dear, I think you are nuts. And I'm not just saying that. you really
are.
94Jun16 11:32 am from Sputnik
My words exactly
94Jun16 4:00 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
But don't go trying to kill me or anything, because you'll get a lobotomy.
94Jun16 4:36 pm from Hobgoblin
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
94Jun16 6:38 pm from Sputnik
I migh be drunk but at least im not insane.
94Jun17 2:13 pm Crisco from Airalin
well slap a label on me and call me alternative, by jove , I do believe she's
got it!
94Jun17 4:28 pm Don't mean a thing from Yacub
(clap clap)
94Jun17 5:01 pm from Sputnik
(slap slap)
94Jun18 9:15 am Don't mean a thing from Yacub
So, like, this guy last night was talking about how weird it was that he never
masturbated until a few months ago, and how if he had died, the people at his
funeral would just laugh at him and think "Yeah right! Never masturbated my
ass" even though it would have been the truth, but NOW, now that he does
masturbate, they can't really do that, because everyone knows the real truth,
and of course people believe you if you say you do, but not if you say you
don't.
94Jun18 9:30 am Swanson's Dinners from Mike Swanson
WHAT guy?
94Jun18 12:33 pm yacub is a lemur from Airalin
true yacky.
94Jun18 2:37 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Hahahaha that was insane. Masturbation. Wouldn't it be so WONDERFUL if you
were to Touch Yourself?
94Jun19 8:44 am Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
Is that Barnes & Barnes or someone else?
94Jun19 2:19 pm Yacub is a Lemur from Airalin
yup yup
94Jun20 5:04 pm Airalin is a Tapir from The Wombat
Dreams are weird. I had this dream Friday night. I dreamed that I was back
at my school, but the school had moved to the outskirts of Manhatten. I could
see New York during one of the passing periods. It was on fire, literally.
Then many chaotic things happened.
94Jun20 5:19 pm from Hobgoblin
Your darkside is showing.
94Jun20 6:42 pm Conversations Kill from Airalin
a tapir???? where the hell did ya get that?? " i get patience on my neck liek
a cold cold knife". dreams are shit. everyhting is hsit. stop looking for
meahnig cause you arne'y goona find any!
94Jun20 8:30 pm from Hobgoblin
I beg to differ.
94Jun21 1:15 am Why Not? from Yacub
Me 2. oooh, the clev.
94Jun21 10:09 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Me 3. There's meaning eveywhereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Even in the e's.
94Jun21 3:23 pm Calling Card from Airalin
prove it
94Jun21 4:30 pm from Hobgoblin
Prove there isn't.
94Jun21 6:14 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
The endless line of e's is like the endless line of curves life throws at
you. In order to suceed you must take the e's and place them where they make
sense, much like the problems you come across in life.
94Jun21 10:51 pm Wipe my Butt from Yacub
But it's not endless. Far from it
94Jun21 10:51 pm Wipe my Butt from Yacub
.
94Jun22 7:16 am from Hobgoblin
Eeeeuuuuuuuuh.
94Jun22 8:54 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
What you have to do is end every comparison with, "Much like life. Euhh."
94Jun22 7:53 pm from Hobgoblin
Metaphoically speaking, it's just like life. Euhhh.
94Jun22 8:22 pm from Sputnik
but why? i am coming into my element. euhhhhhhhh......
94Jun22 8:32 pm Yar's Revenge from Mike Swanson
Euuu.
That Place*> read
94May30 12:51 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
That was fun tonight at the cliffs. A small group of us went and lit candles
and generally had a good time. And we treked through fields and swampland to
get there! Fun.
Space Debris> read
94Jun06 2:12 pm Jean-Claude from Sputnik
what?
94Jun06 2:31 pm from Hobgoblin
IdiotsalwayssaySphincterboysasyswhat?
94Jun06 4:22 pm Ed is Dead from Yacub
That has got to be the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Hey, something sad
has happened. Sex isn't funny to me anymore. I've lost the part of humor
that goes "heeheeheehuhuhu" when someone says something stupid about it. Sigh.
94Jun06 8:18 pm Farmer Brown from By-tor
maybe you are MATURING????, no that couldn't be it, nevermind.
94Jun07 3:43 pm Dykes Rule! from Yacub
I hope not. Adulthood sucks big fat hair dick.
94Jun07 4:07 pm from Hobgoblin
"heeheeheehuhuhu"
94Jun07 8:28 pm Roller Girl from By-tor
adulthood sucks except for the big fat hairy dick.
94Jun08 8:40 pm Ed is Dead from Yacub
I mean hairy. Yes.
94Jun08 10:12 pm from Sputnik
dood, I wanna be a toyR Us kid...
94Jun09 6:19 am Circuit City from By-tor
hehe
94Jun10 4:22 pm Hyperkarma from Yacub
You know what I found out today? These two girls I know had a long-distance
relationship in 9th grade. I wish people told me about these things earlier.
94Jun10 8:05 pm another message from Mike Swanson
With each other?
94Jun11 1:57 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Wow. I have a theory that you eventually find out everything you want to
know.
94Jun11 7:28 am another message from Mike Swanson
And more. Hubba bubba.
94Jun11 8:39 am from Sputnik
why?
94Jun12 9:58 am from Hobgoblin
Hubba buubba. HAhaa.
94Jun12 12:22 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Because if you die and you never find out everythign you ever wanted to know,
it would be a crock. A country crock.
94Jun12 8:31 pm Prime Mover from By-tor
what kind of relationship?
94Jun12 10:36 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Life's a big tub of margarine, and I'm too lazy to come up with a metaphor for
it.
94Jun13 2:04 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
And you can't believe it's not butter.
94Jun13 10:25 am Milanta from By-tor
whatever.
94Jun13 5:42 pm Pac-Man Lives! from Mike Swanson
Whatever, dude. I don't wanna have to think, so just "whatever".
94Jun13 7:55 pm Hyperkarma from Yacub
Life's a big tub of margarine: They can't decide whether it's good for you or
not.
94Jun14 12:56 pm from Hobgoblin
Country Bumpkin
94Jun14 1:25 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
"What the ____ am I doing here? ____."
94Jun14 4:40 pm Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Don't you guys even know of the 'butter substitute' called I can't believe
it's not butter? That one must have gone over all of your heads.
94Jun14 5:59 pm Pac-Man Lives! from Mike Swanson
No, the joke just sucked.
94Jun14 11:37 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I thought it was funny. And I liked Yacub's similie for margarine and life,
that was clever. :>
94Jun15 7:31 am from Hobgoblin
Full 'o clev!
94Jun15 12:26 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Chok Full O' Clev!
94Jun15 6:43 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
The Clevenator.
94Jun15 8:21 pm arg grog rog from Airalin
missed it, mbut i will say margerine is cool, i don't use butter, i used
NUCOA! gfood of the 70's man, right along with crisco, and crisco is good no
matter what any of oyu people say, CRISCO!!!!!!!
94Jun15 9:02 pm from Hobgoblin
I remember the perverted junior hight "crisco companion" stories that the
macho guys wrote. Man, were they ever cool. Then the teacher caught them.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.
94Jun17 2:07 pm Crisco from Airalin
uh huh
94Jun17 4:03 pm Hyperkarma from Yacub
But didn't turn them in, because he could be blackmailed with the porn stuff
in his desk and he knew it.
94Jun17 11:43 pm from Hobgoblin
Josh Daniel?
94Jun18 4:53 am traffic from By-tor
Jack Daniel?
94Jun18 11:39 am from Hobgoblin
hu hu, alchohol. Kewl.
94Jun18 12:14 pm Crisco from Airalin
oh ho!
94Jun18 2:08 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
NUMBER 47 SAID TO NUMBER THREEEEEEEE
"You're the cutest jailbird I every did see!"
"Sure would be delighted with your company!"
"COME ON AND DO THE JAILHOUSE ROCK WITH MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"
94Jun18 3:11 pm Cheese Whiz from Mike Swanson
Apparently it's "type-the-lyrics" day here at Gooble.
94Jun18 4:23 pm from Sputnik
Luminary goes through lets-share-lyrics-with-the-entire-world days.
94Jun19 12:43 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
It's a nice day for a white wedding.
94Jun19 6:41 am Call me Cerebus from Mike Swanson
Nice to have Billy Idol log in under Psyche's name.
94Jun19 8:25 am Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
Gimme gimme this. Gimme gimme thatyayayaya
94Jun19 1:56 pm Yacub is a Lemur from Airalin
yakaty yak yakaty yak!!!!!
94Jun19 8:48 pm Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
One baby to another said,
I'm lucky to have met you
I don't care what you think
Unless it is about me
It is now my duty to completely drain you
A travel through a tube
And end up in your infection
Chew your meat for you
Pass it back and forth in a passionate kiss
From my mouth to yours because I like you
With eyes so dilated,
I've became your pupil
You've taught me everything
Without a poison apple
The water is so yellow, I'm a healthy student
Indebted and so grateful -
Vacuum out the fluids
Sloppy lips to lips
You're my viatmins because I'm like you
94Jun19 9:21 pm from Hobgoblin
What's that?
94Jun20 8:34 am This is from Zeylan
That's "Drain You" by Nirvana.
94Jun20 3:45 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Why?
94Jun20 6:12 pm Yacub is a Lemur from Airalin
because
94Jun20 8:17 pm from Hobgoblin
Because why?
94Jun21 12:59 am Why Not? from Yacub
Because it's that way.
94Jun21 12:50 pm from Hobgoblin
Why is it that way?
94Jun21 2:54 pm Conversations Kill from Airalin
because
94Jun21 4:25 pm from Hobgoblin
Nevermind.
94Jun21 10:37 pm Natural from Yacub
Because I say so.
94Jun22 11:49 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
D'ohh! Good pun Hobgoblin. Hmm... I liked those lyrics.
LAW] read
94May26 10:24 am Skatalites from By-tor
yes?
94May26 2:41 pm from Hobgoblin
Dude.
94May26 3:38 pm Ode to the World from Yacub
Was that really Sputnik? Or did someone else find his PW? And Ridlin Boy,
nice Metaphor. NOT.
94May26 4:25 pm Senseless cruelty from Leqi-Unninni
Oh my! I hope you were kidding.
94May26 6:16 pm ..love...shock.. from Sputnik
I resent that!
94May26 7:01 pm Make me laugh from Ridlin Boy
I hate it when I feel like the moon. I watched the sun rise twice last
weekend, I only slept 5 out of 59 hours. I drove out to lake Casitas and
watched the fisherman's boats make the first ripples of the day in the still
sereen lake. The sun blazed over the hills as it peaked it's mighty light
into my car(my mom's car rather). It was a cloudless sunrise so nothing too
spectacular, but just the sight of the sun and it's golden morning tint's that
it brings with it, emerge into my place on the face of this fucked up place.
It was rad. Deep ain't it?
Sputnik that was cool. I've done that before and even if I was in a totally
pissed off mood, which I rarely am, if you can believe that, I would
emediately calm down and be happy even. I can see the attacks already. Do
what you must O' hater's of depth.
94May27 1:03 am from Hobgoblin
It's called awe. Nature does it to you.
94May27 3:26 am Senseless cruelty from Leqi-Unninni
Yep.
94May27 4:50 am Wild Heart from By-tor
yep
94May27 9:15 am Love her from Psyche
Not haters of depth. Haters of pseudo-depth.
94May27 10:27 am Make me laugh from Ridlin Boy
Then to you I am pseudo, it seems like. It's not really awe to me. It's more
of the, it being beautiful while I'm feeling life sucks or what ever. It is
awe in a way, but it's not only awe. Of course you might say it's awe and
only awe in my case because you might say that I'm too stupid to do anything
but be totally dumbfounded by nature, and not able to think while doing so.
94May27 3:45 pm Kula Bocca Say So from Luminary Coremaster
Almost all of my friends are juniors, for some reason. The juniors here are
very cool.
94May28 6:20 am from By-tor
the juniors where?
94May28 11:31 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
The juniors here.... "Here" being Santa Barbara and Goleta.
94May29 12:15 pm The Molar Leader from By-tor
ahaaahh
94May29 2:46 pm Senseless cruelty from Leqi-Unninni
That's cool.
94May29 4:31 pm extramarrital sex from By-tor
what happenned to Yac and Sput?
94May29 6:38 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
And Hob?
94May29 6:52 pm from Mike Swanson
I still see Leq. And Psy.
94May29 9:01 pm Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Morning.
94May29 11:25 pm Love her from Psyche
They're on a magical journey int the wilderness and shall return on the
morrow.
94May30 12:38 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Ah. I hope they don't get eaten by wild animals!
94May30 4:23 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
You don't? (G)
94May30 10:20 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Heh. Nah, I don't. Because they're pretty cool and inadvertantly convinced me
to buy Primus albums. Besides, without them, we couldn't say "pickle" and
find it so funny. :)
94May30 2:59 pm desecrate this from By-tor
ah, cool.
94May30 7:22 pm from Hobgoblin
Hi. I like to sip hot pudding.
94May30 7:42 pm Polka Keilbasa from Yacub
huhuh pickle.
94May31 9:30 am Love her from Psyche
DUDE, you're back.
94May31 3:08 pm from Hobgoblin
Am not.
94May31 5:12 pm self confidence from By-tor
baby got back.
94May31 5:43 pm Do You Love Me Now? from Yacub
I'm back, baby! Kiss my feet and lick my dick, then rub carrot juice all over
my rectum and suck it out with a Mickey Mouse straw.
94May31 7:03 pm from Hobgoblin
No. Wat are you on?
94May31 7:44 pm amused to death from By-tor
yea. that ws FUNNY.
94May31 8:37 pm Atomic....... from Sputnik
Lets celebrate!!
94Jun01 12:41 am Senseless cruelty from Leqi-Unninni
By-tor, you are so cool. I think you are the neatest person alive!
94Jun01 6:18 am from By-tor
cool. I love you too. :-)-8
94Jun01 2:30 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
That Mickey Mouse straw thing was pretty odd.
94Jun01 3:12 pm from Hobgoblin
No shit. If some guy named Todd ever comes to your car window and tells you
to move your car because you stole his parking space, tell him he sucks at
guitar, roll up the window, lock the door, and shout "GLAM ROCK" at him.
94Jun01 4:10 pm the Spirit of Radio from By-tor
what is todd's last name?
94Jun01 4:38 pm from Sputnik
HAhHAhaha
94Jun01 5:52 pm Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
That sounds like an interesting thing to just randomly do when anyone askes
you to move your car.
94Jun01 6:22 pm zooropa from By-tor
yea.
94Jun01 9:29 pm Among the Blossoms from Yacub
Todd Bourg.
94Jun01 11:15 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
hahaha I think I'll do that to anyone who asks me to move the car, good idea
LoS.
94Jun02 12:04 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Or better yet, just say it at random to any stranger.
94Jun02 12:05 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
My friends have something similar, but it's more of just a random statement.
It's, "but I don't even own a car! But it's for sale if you want to buy it."
94Jun02 2:37 pm from Hobgoblin
Oh.
94Jun02 6:32 pm Is She Weird? from Yacub
Whatever.
Luminary's Dilema> read
94Jun11 1:58 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Call it Yuban Quest.
94Jun11 7:29 am another message from Mike Swanson
Yuban Quest II: The Search For Caffeine?
94Jun12 9:58 am from Hobgoblin
So. Now we need a good zine name. How baout frapis?
94Jun12 12:22 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
How about "The Gothic Alternative Zine that has a Social COncience and Rages
against Society."
94Jun12 10:38 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Wow, it's like earth and flowers and life and death and darkness and light and
salt and pepper and chocolate and vanilla and vanilla coffee and jean-luc.
94Jun13 2:06 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Picard?
94Jun13 8:46 am PEZ for everyone! from Mike Swanson
No, that cheesy commercial with the waiter.
94Jun13 10:25 am Milanta from By-tor
Patrick Stewart?
94Jun13 5:42 pm Pac-Man Lives! from Mike Swanson
No.
94Jun13 7:56 pm Hyperkarma from Yacub
No.... JEAN LUC! Giggle giggle tee hee
94Jun13 7:56 pm Hyperkarma from Yacub
Howbout "Bacteria SubCULTURE."
94Jun14 9:16 am Royal Legend from By-tor
Long-Luc Dickhard?
94Jun14 12:57 pm from Hobgoblin
That was so dumb. I'd pay to see that boy say something even remotely humorus.
94Jun14 1:25 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
I came up with the SUB.
94Jun14 4:42 pm Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Hob: Not like you would apreciate any humor he would say.
94Jun14 9:16 pm Courier HST from By-tor
I'm speechless.
94Jun14 11:39 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Bacterial SubCulture? Witty. It's the hip new alternative underground
subculture. Woo-hoo!
94Jun15 7:31 am from Hobgoblin
Totally.
94Jun15 6:43 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Cool. It's understood.
94Jun15 8:23 pm Crisco from Airalin
that is a cool name i msut say..much better than suck puppy or the
iunreachalbe scratch or whatever the hell else, NEVERMIND
94Jun15 9:02 pm from Hobgoblin
Unscratchable itch. Bacterial SubCulture.
94Jun15 10:03 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Airalin, dear, do we need to lock you up again?
94Jun15 10:51 pm Pac-Man Lives! from Mike Swanson
Who the hell is Airalin, and who stuck that 2 x 4 up her ass?
94Jun16 8:44 am from Hobgoblin
It's more like an 8 x 10.
94Jun17 2:08 pm Crisco from Airalin
no it's more like life, it's a size of the whole universe pole. so fuck off
94Jun17 2:08 pm Crisco from Airalin
go ahead and lock me up jessea, it won't change anyhting
94Jun17 2:29 pm from Hobgoblin
So anyways. I hear the Dodgers are doing pretty good these days.
94Jun17 3:18 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
JEsus christ.
94Jun17 4:03 pm Hyperkarma from Yacub
Wouldn't a pole that large hurt?
94Jun17 11:44 pm from Hobgoblin
Hahahawhwhawahhwahwah
94Jun18 9:27 am Swanson's Dinners from Mike Swanson
No, Yacub. I'm sure it would feel good. Warm and snug. And it would rub in
all the right places.
94Jun18 12:15 pm Crisco from Airalin
yes it does yacub
94Jun18 2:09 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Snakefinger playing guitar for the Residents RULES.
94Jun18 4:23 pm from Sputnik
Thats great
94Jun19 8:26 am Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
Ugh.
94Jun19 1:56 pm Yacub is a Lemur from Airalin
more?? lume how long were you and greg lion listeng to that stuff??
94Jun19 8:52 pm Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
Silence
Here I am
Here I am
Silent
Bright and clear
It's what I am
I have
Died
uhhhh
uhhhh
uhhhh
uhhhh
Death
With violence
Excitment
Right here
Died
Go to hell
Here I am
Right here
Ow
No mas
No mas
No mas
No mas
Death
Is what I am
???
??? ???
In back of that
Crime
Here I am
Take a chance
Dead
Die
94Jun19 9:22 pm from Hobgoblin
I like the paragraph of "uhhhh's"
94Jun20 10:39 am Why? from Yacub
That's that nameless song at the way end of Nevermind.
94Jun20 12:48 pm This is from Zeylan
The song is actually called "Endless, Nameless."
94Jun20 4:59 pm Qwerty Keyboard from The Wombat
So Luminus! What have you discoveren about your dilema?
94Jun20 6:12 pm Yacub is a Lemur from Airalin
what is your dilemma anyway??
94Jun20 7:22 pm More Jell-O please from Mike Swanson
Yes, we have not resolved the dilemma! Did you investigate the book, Luminary?
94Jun20 8:17 pm from Hobgoblin
Dianetics, by L. Ron. Hubbard.
94Jun21 12:59 am Why Not? from Yacub
But it's not endless...
94Jun21 9:58 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
what?
94Jun21 11:20 am This is from Zeylan
I know it's not, but that's what it's called anyway. I didn't write the
fucking thing.
94Jun21 12:50 pm from Hobgoblin
Dude, you go for it.
94Jun21 2:56 pm Conversations Kill from Airalin
of course oyu didn't write it. taaht's obvious. what is that thing anyway??
from the ocmmercials it seems liek a bible for the 90's , hold answers to all
the worlds problems between ti's flimsy paperback pages. burn it
94Jun21 10:38 pm Natural from Yacub
What the fuck are you talking about? And Zeylan, I wasn't accusing you. You
and your Generation X angst. Always on the offensive to defend yourself.
Anyways, I got my speakers back, and boy are they great. I like Infinity.
94Jun22 7:08 am from Hobgoblin
Groovy. Those sound buy bueno.
94Jun22 8:48 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Bueno THIS. I am so giddy. I can't believe they said yes. I am so excited.
94Jun22 9:07 am Yar's Revenge from Mike Swanson
Down girl.
94Jun22 11:50 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
You lucky duckie, Psyche.
94Jun22 11:54 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
What's this chunky stuff in the milk carton? (Page 98)
Why won't it heal if I pick at it? (Page 171)
Is it SUPPOSED to be that color? (Page 212)
What's that red floppy thing on roosters' heads? (Page 358)
What's the deal with this "Special McDonalds"
thing that Brian always talks about, anyway? (Page 2)
94Jun22 12:22 pm This is from Zeylan
"Dianetics," by L. Ron Hubbard. Look for the book crammed way up Luminary's
ass because he kept posting that stuff.
94Jun22 2:10 pm from Wraith
Add a little SPAM, add a lot o' TASTE!
94Jun22 7:50 pm from Hobgoblin
Yeah.
The Love Tunnel> read
94Jun09 8:09 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Oh yeah man. Deepness, darkness, and sepulchralicity all rolled into one.
94Jun10 4:22 pm Hyperkarma from Yacub
Sepulchralicity?
94Jun11 1:59 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
That means "wankle-rotary engine."
94Jun12 9:59 am from Hobgoblin
Wankle-rotary. I crack up whenever I see that. And yeah, we are required to
do community service for school.
94Jun12 12:23 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
I bet we have to do more.
94Jun12 8:32 pm Prime Mover from By-tor
some of us have a pretty BIG vocabulary locked up in their minds...
94Jun13 2:10 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
I think it's supposed to be sepulchuralicity.
But now she gone. And it's not going to be alright, not for me this time,
not for me, she's gone.
And sex does solve loneliness for a while.
94Jun13 10:26 am Milanta from By-tor
until she leaves you.
94Jun13 7:56 pm Hyperkarma from Yacub
Until you realize how stupid you are.
94Jun14 12:57 pm from Hobgoblin
Dude.
94Jun14 1:27 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
No, the word is sepulchral. Not sepulchural. Get it right. Use a dictionary.
REad! Think! Swim!
94Jun14 4:43 pm Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
No! That hurts!
94Jun14 9:17 pm Courier HST from By-tor
is it just a typo, or is there a difference between the two words???
94Jun14 11:39 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Either way, I don't know what it means and I don't care enough to find out on
my own.
94Jun15 7:32 am from Hobgoblin
Ah. I think it's a kule word. Hu hu.
94Jun15 12:26 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Kwm.
94Jun15 6:44 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Sepulchral. It means dark and having to do with death or graveyards. That
sorta thing. When you think Sepulchral, just think "Airalin."
94Jun15 7:23 pm Swing Heil! from Sputnik
Thats what I always think. Airalin. Cadaverous. Sepulchral. Dark.
Mysterious.. All these word go hand in hand.
94Jun15 8:24 pm Crisco from Airalin
HEY i see that!!! I AM NOT DARK OH K?? i am pure and innocent and maidenly,
EAT THAT! agr grog rog, mutter, grumble, sometiems you people, you jsut cna't
deal with the darkness in you!! I AM THE PROPHET , well amybe not, forget
that, i jsut don't care neough to acutally go off right now, damn crows
94Jun15 9:03 pm from Hobgoblin
I'm tired as fuck right now. I think I'm going to bed.
94Jun15 10:05 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
You are totally and completely not in this plane of reality. You need help.
94Jun16 6:19 am Baywatch Rules. from By-tor
hey airalin, are you and underground Girl, or were, you going to sacrifice me
at your wedding?
94Jun17 2:08 pm Crisco from Airalin
no corris, get over it.
94Jun17 3:18 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Get over it.
94Jun17 4:05 pm Hyperkarma from Yacub
And get on to the next thing.
94Jun17 11:44 pm from Hobgoblin
But get over the first thing before the next thing.
94Jun18 4:54 am traffic from By-tor
good, cause that would suck.
94Jun18 9:08 am Don't mean a thing from Yacub
Yeah. This is so deep.
94Jun18 11:39 am from Hobgoblin
And absurd to boot.
94Jun18 12:15 pm Crisco from Airalin
in other words, gooble
94Jun18 2:10 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
GoobleSnortEmBopyORamaMania.
94Jun18 2:10 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
What I hear right now:
WWHHHHHHHEEEEERRRRRRRREEEEEEEE!!! WHHHEEEERREEE IS SHEEEEEEE?!?!?
94Jun18 3:50 pm from Hobgoblin
WHoa, man. Far out. Cosmic.
94Jun19 8:26 am Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
What I hear right now:
94Jun19 11:34 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Wheat I hear right now:
94Jun19 1:15 pm This is from Zeylan
White I hot right now:
94Jun19 1:57 pm Yacub is a Lemur from Airalin
Say baby do you wanna lay down with me? Say baby do you wanna lay down by my
side , baby do you wanna lay down with me?? Say baby say baby!!!!!!!!!!
94Jun19 2:42 pm from Hobgoblin
I'm hearing a lawnmower.
94Jun19 5:00 pm Call me Cerebus from Mike Swanson
I'm hearing the Circuit City theme.
94Jun19 7:12 pm from Sputnik
Im hearing a sharpening of a nice butcher knife.
94Jun19 8:16 pm Call me Cerebus from Mike Swanson
"Where service is state of the art."
94Jun19 8:52 pm Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
I'm hearing the Rollins Band.
94Jun19 8:52 pm Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
I think I'll puke.
94Jun19 9:22 pm from Hobgoblin
Hu hu, dude. Rollins. Macho. "cause I'm a lair. hahaha" Duhmb.
94Jun20 3:46 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
I'm hearing my fingers type clackedy clack clack. Like that.
94Jun20 5:41 pm from Wraith
wubba.
94Jun20 6:16 pm Yacub is a Lemur from Airalin
driving faster in my car falling farther from jsut what we are smoke a
cigareete and lie soem more casue conversatins kill falling faster in my car
time to take her home her dizzy head is conscience ladden time to take to ride
it leaves today, no conversation time to take her home her dizzy head is
conscience ladden time to twait to long to wait to long too much walking,
shoes worn thin too much tripping and my soul's worn thin time to catch a ride
it leaves today her name is hwat it means too much walking shoes worn thin
time to take her home her dizzy head is sconscience ladden tiem to take a ride
it leaves todaym no conversation time to take her home her dizzy head is
conscience ladden time to wait to long to wait to long to wait to long these
conversation's kill "big empty"-STP
94Jun20 8:18 pm from Hobgoblin
Ugh. I hate STP. And PJ. Barf.
94Jun21 9:58 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
What do those stand for?
94Jun21 10:19 am NO COMMENT from Mike Swanson
Stone Temple Pilots, Pearl Jam. I'm not THAT out of it.
94Jun21 10:35 am from Sputnik
I am.
94Jun21 11:21 am This is from Zeylan
I like STP. And Valvoline.
94Jun21 12:51 pm from Hobgoblin
Oh. I like Fugazi and Primus. You just can't get tired of 'em.
94Jun21 2:18 pm NO COMMENT from Mike Swanson
Pennzoil.
94Jun21 6:07 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
WHy is it SO hard to type out the full name?
94Jun21 7:29 pm from Wraith
We're all dysexixixx.
94Jun21 10:39 pm Natural from Yacub
How about the vasolines?
94Jun22 11:55 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I thought PJ was the baby on "The Family Circus," everybody's favorite comic
strip about the cute sayings of adorable children. "Out of the mouths of
babes," yessiree.
Mike's Dilemma> read
94Jun09 8:10 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
He's breathing my air.
94Jun10 12:29 am another message from Mike Swanson
He's breathing ALL of our air, but there is not much we can do.
94Jun10 4:23 pm Hyperkarma from Yacub
Kill 'im and eat 'im.
94Jun10 8:06 pm another message from Mike Swanson
Then we would have to excrete him later. I don't want to pass him through my
bowels. I'm picky about that.
94Jun11 2:01 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I wonder if he would be, though? Ask him how he feels about passing through
peoples' bowels. Hmm, that sounds homosexual.
94Jun11 7:29 am another message from Mike Swanson
I bet he'd love it. He's just dreaming of sliding back and forth through your
large intestine as we speak.
94Jun12 10:01 am from Hobgoblin
Fuckin' fag.
94Jun12 10:40 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I've got a large intestine in the closet that he could use. It's not mine, I
think it belonged to an astronaut at one point. He could slide around in it,
if he fills it with water and lays it out on his front lawn (intestines do get
to be pretty long, like 30 feet) then it could be like a big old
Slip'N'Slide. Summer fun!
94Jun13 7:57 pm Hyperkarma from Yacub
HAve you seen the thing about Zen bowel movements? If you're constipated.
94Jun14 12:58 pm from Hobgoblin
I think I've been victim of Tio Abierto's.
94Jun14 1:27 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Yuck ohg yuck icky
94Jun14 4:45 pm Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Zen eh? Intersting. I've mastered the art of non strenuous bowel movements.
94Jun14 11:40 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
What about my large intestine slip'n'slide idea? Sheesh.
94Jun15 6:13 am Whole Lotta Love from By-tor
whatever. why are you talking about bowel movements?
94Jun15 7:32 am from Hobgoblin
Why not?
94Jun15 12:26 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Is that a new political stance in our country today? The Bowel Movement?
94Jun15 7:23 pm Swing Heil! from Sputnik
I wanna learn about buddaism.
94Jun15 8:25 pm Crisco from Airalin
YOu know i would say that that was sick but it was junvenille so it FITS YOU.
btw not you lume dear
94Jun15 9:04 pm from Hobgoblin
I have a friend with parents who are Budwhatevers. I think there's an H in
there somethwere.
94Jun15 10:05 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Did someone mention juvenile?
94Jun17 2:08 pm Crisco from Airalin
no
94Jun17 3:18 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
I think someone did. BAck read.
94Jun17 4:06 pm Hyperkarma from Yacub
Buddhism. Short fat dude. Not a bad religion, from what I've heard.
Especially the new style ones. Of course, I like all that Eastern stuff.
94Jun17 11:45 pm from Hobgoblin
Yep. Eastern stuff is cool.
94Jun18 8:17 am from Sputnik
tres KeWl.
94Jun18 9:09 am Don't mean a thing from Yacub
The Japanese have the coolest furniture.
94Jun18 10:20 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
According to Mr. Kallio, eastern religions are the only right ones.
94Jun18 11:40 am from Hobgoblin
I had a dream where I was speaking french. Whoa...
94Jun18 12:16 pm Crisco from Airalin
and now oyu got that weird french accent thing. fou!
94Jun18 1:28 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
It must MEAN somehting.
94Jun18 2:11 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Western religions are the left ones.
94Jun18 3:51 pm from Hobgoblin
So what are southern and northern religions?
94Jun18 4:24 pm from Sputnik
Japanese DO have the coolest furniture. Have you ever seen antique Japanese
furntiture, or even Chinese. iTs soo cool
94Jun19 12:14 am from Hobgoblin
Japan is a great country. I think it would be so cool to eat barefoot and
sitting around a little table like those.
94Jun19 12:44 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
I don't like Japan. I like India immensely, though.
94Jun19 6:41 am Call me Cerebus from Mike Swanson
I prefer Vatican City.
94Jun19 8:27 am Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
I'm going to make a trip back there somewhere for a month or two before I
die. Either Japan or India. Preferably both.
94Jun19 11:34 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Japan seems so foreign and weird.
94Jun19 2:00 pm Yacub is a Lemur from Airalin
I read this really well it was vicotira hold romance novel but it was good
nonetheless called the house of a thousand lanterns and it really illustrated
japan or whas it china?/ china i don't know, oriental ( that's it) culture
from a peroid when we first went over there in the 19th century. it was
really interesting how different these peopel because of their culture were.
although at the base they are same but it gee. this girl killed herself at
the end because her love for someone and her failure to murder the heroin had
dishondered herself and her family. taht was kinda disturbing.
94Jun19 2:44 pm from Hobgoblin
A while ago, on the way up to LA with my school, some of the kids in my class
stole one of those cheesy-porno/romance novels and read it alout.
94Jun19 8:31 pm from Wraith
You goddamn crazy out of control kids. What will you think of next.
94Jun19 8:53 pm Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
OH GOD. Do you actually read those romance novels? Sick. Sick sick sick.
94Jun19 9:23 pm from Hobgoblin
Quite.
94Jun20 3:46 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
I told you so I told you so.
94Jun20 5:41 pm from Wraith
Huh?
94Jun20 6:17 pm Yacub is a Lemur from Airalin
it isn't liek the cheesy porno ones, it's doens't have any sex in it, it's
very victorian and proper thank you.
94Jun20 8:18 pm from Hobgoblin
THey still fucked in the victorian times, you know.
94Jun20 9:59 pm from Sputnik
But "fucking" back then was like kissing a young women on the hand. "oahhh, so
sensuous" "Dont flash yer ankles at me!!, how vulgar!"
94Jun20 10:19 pm Pac Man Fever from Mike Swanson
That was merely the facade. Behind closed doors they bred like bunnies and
caught syphilis. Read some Ibsen.
94Jun21 1:00 am Why Not? from Yacub
I was going to say that, but you beat me to it.
94Jun21 2:27 am Ohio women = goofy from Mike Swanson
Which part?
94Jun21 9:59 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
God, she's really getting in to character now, isn't she?
94Jun21 10:19 am NO COMMENT from Mike Swanson
Who?
94Jun21 10:35 am from Sputnik
Wow!.
94Jun21 12:51 pm from Hobgoblin
See, told you so. Neener neener neener.
94Jun21 2:57 pm Conversations Kill from Airalin
wellll of course things went on but they went on in secret, and that was my
point. things are eluded to in holt's novels but never described or even said
in outirght terms, of amybe taht was forthright. as if i care.
94Jun21 10:39 pm Natural from Yacub
durhey
94Jun22 2:10 pm from Wraith
Hey mister willlsssoon!!
Space> read
94May27 10:24 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Am I the only one who appreciated C - K's messages about wacky hijinks at past
Q's? That was hilarious, I laughed out loud, that was just insane and
hilarious.
94May28 6:35 pm from Mike Swanson
Nah, they're all too busy dragging their knuckles and untying their balls from
their uvulas to appreciate humor.
94May28 11:42 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I guess so. Ah well!
94May31 6:03 pm Do You Love Me Now? from Yacub
Hah! I found them funny. Of course, we were both involved in most of them...
94Jun01 1:12 am Senseless cruelty from Leqi-Unninni
Of course...
94Jun01 2:50 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Which made them all the funnier.
94Jun01 9:45 pm Among the Blossoms from Yacub
Of course...
94Jun01 9:45 pm Among the Blossoms from Yacub
This land is dangerous. All of the animals are capably murderous.
94Jun14 2:10 pm arg grog rog from Airalin
ha!
94Jun15 7:31 pm Swing Heil! from Sputnik
Especially those tigeresses in bed! watch out world!
94Jun15 8:39 pm Crisco from Airalin
ahem, not even touching that one
94Jun15 9:12 pm from Hobgoblin
oooooo
94Jun15 9:47 pm from Sputnik
good.
94Jun15 10:11 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
well well
94Jun17 2:14 pm Crisco from Airalin
kill yourself
94Jun17 3:21 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
No, I would never.
94Jun17 4:28 pm Don't mean a thing from Yacub
Ow baybee.
94Jun17 4:28 pm Don't mean a thing from Yacub
You know, I could never understand suicide.
94Jun17 5:02 pm from Sputnik
Im too much of a coward to kill myself. But.........
94Jun17 11:53 pm from Hobgoblin
Suicide is stupid.
94Jun18 8:19 am from Sputnik
Suicide is stupid.
94Jun18 9:16 am Don't mean a thing from Yacub
I could never understand it.
94Jun18 10:23 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
But I'd rather kill myself than have my enemy kill me.
94Jun18 11:44 am from Hobgoblin
Suicide is still stupid.
94Jun18 12:33 pm Yacub is a Lemur from Airalin
i'm very tempted to answer this one, but i jsut won't do it
94Jun18 1:33 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Ah, it really depends.
94Jun18 2:38 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I absolutly LOVE this 13'th Anniversary Show CD.
("Then why don't you marry it?" hahahahaaha)
94Jun18 4:01 pm from Hobgoblin
Well, in most cases its pretty dumb. Squeeze me.
94Jun18 5:02 pm I'm Mr. Ed from Mike Swanson
I'll pass.
94Jun19 8:46 am Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
Pee-Wee herman is so cool. Anyway, I don't understand suicide, and how
someone could be so depressed they would find death to be the only way out.
Unless there was a chemical problem, or maybe some sort of drug thing. Kurdt
Cobain, for example, was not a healthy man. But I'll still miss him. I
should find a sweater like his to commemorate. It's really kind of sad... but
hten he had half-decent reasons to kill himself.
94Jun19 11:42 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
I would commit suicide with dignity if the alternative was to live a
guaranteedly painful life. Like if I had some awful disease that made every
waking moment one of agony. I would also commit suicide if I were one of those
being forced into concentration camps. See, I wouldn't want to go passively
and klet THEM kill me, and I also wouldn't want to have to add to the
situation by hurting one of them. I wouldn't ever do it unless I was sure it
was a lose/lose situation. First I would put my everything into trying to
escape.
94Jun19 1:26 pm This is from Zeylan
I would commit suicde if there was a lot of money in it. "Dude, kill yourself
and I'll pay you a billion dollars." "Huhuhuh, uhuhuh uhuhuh, okay. Uhuhuh
huhuh huhuhuhuh pickle BANG!"
94Jun19 1:27 pm This is from Zeylan
There is something wrong with me today...
94Jun19 2:22 pm Yacub is a Lemur from Airalin
there's something wrong with everything. chemical imbalance, sure it could be
put off to that. But ti's more liek life. Guaranteedly painful life does not
always have to be physical. like if someone was staring their own hell in the
face as their future , now that would be reaosn to kill yourself. Just
everday liek the next, constant pain, it's always there ALWAYS. you can't
sleep you can't eat you can't do anything, 24 hours all hours just a constant
horrible knowledge and pain. If deathproved an escape then that would be a
good reason to do it. b ut sometimes death is not an escape, nothing is
94Jun19 2:56 pm from Hobgoblin
Eeeuuh. However, I agree with Psyche.
94Jun19 9:09 pm Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
Me too. Which is why I can see how Kurdt (We'll miss you!) would have done
it. Heroin, the whole stomach thing, and whatnot. That's also why I find the
people who are out to get Kevorkain as revolting as those "Random kindness and
senseless beauty" bumper stickers. If ther'es nothing terminally wrong with
you, unbearable, there's no reason to kill yourself. Almost anything
psychological can be treated with chemicals, at least until it goes away by
itself.
94Jun19 9:32 pm from Hobgoblin
True. What the hell is this bullshit with Kevorkian. WHo CARES?! If the
patient WANTS to die, let them die. Where the hell does the government get
off with that kind of power? What a crock. I'll bet theyre trying to get rid
of peopel like Kevorkian so that more people will have to pay taxes.
94Jun20 3:57 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
If that were true...nevermind. THat's dumb. Dum spelled backwards is mud.
94Jun20 4:11 pm More Jell-O please from Mike Swanson
Psyche spelled backwards is Ehcysp.
94Jun20 6:43 pm Conversations Kill from Airalin
now that was clever
94Jun20 7:35 pm Pac Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Sucked, actually. Gotta fill the space somehow.
94Jun20 10:10 pm from Sputnik
But what does it MEAN?!
94Jun20 10:22 pm Pac Man Fever from Mike Swanson
I think it's a kind of cyst.
94Jun21 1:16 am Why Not? from Yacub
palindrome backwards is emordnilap. How stupid is that?
94Jun21 2:30 am Ohio women = goofy from Mike Swanson
Extremely.
94Jun21 10:40 am from Sputnik
how trite.
94Jun21 1:03 pm from Hobgoblin
Trite backwards is etirt.
94Jun21 2:22 pm NO COMMENT from Mike Swanson
But what does it MEAN?!
94Jun21 3:24 pm Calling Card from Airalin
Airalin ibackwards is Nilaria. that's cool
94Jun21 5:47 pm This is from Zeylan
Sounds like some sort of intestinal disease.
94Jun21 7:30 pm from Wraith
We could start the number sequencing to the number 666 again.
94Jun21 10:53 pm Wipe my Butt from Yacub
That's what I was thinking. A disease. But it just seems to me that
Palindrome should *be* a palindrome. Like how I showed the stress on that
word? Or would BE or _be_ be better?
94Jun22 7:16 am from Hobgoblin
Nilaria, malaria, be, BE, who knows.
94Jun22 7:43 am Stove Top Stuffing from Mike Swanson
Yacub, I hope that MCF is one of your more short-lived ones.
94Jun22 8:36 am This is from Zeylan
I think ****/\-=] BE [=-/\**** is best.
94Jun22 8:54 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
66 upside down is 999, none other then the numbers for KTYD. Ergo, KTYD is
the station of the Beast.
94Jun22 9:15 am Yar's Revenge from Mike Swanson
Shadow of the Beast?
94Jun22 2:11 pm from Wraith
Or the # o' da beast by Heinlein.
Peace and Love> read
94May27 3:27 am Senseless cruelty from Leqi-Unninni
Yeah, Josh.
94May27 10:32 am Make me laugh from Ridlin Boy
Okay, Michelle.
94May27 3:54 pm Kula Bocca Say So from Luminary Coremaster
Hamma time made me laugh.
Years ago, in my band Mental Rental, my alias was "M.C.-RC(c)"... Other
band names were Pep-C, Dr. Pep-R, and the two back-up guys were A & W. Pretty
nifty, huh? Gotta love that junior high humor. :>
94May27 5:40 pm Make me laugh from Ridlin Boy
It's beautiful, man.
94May29 2:48 pm Senseless cruelty from Leqi-Unninni
Ummmm...not really.
94May29 9:05 pm Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
What a Psyche.
94May29 11:26 pm Love her from Psyche
what?
94May30 12:39 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
a Psyche?
94May30 2:19 am from Genghis Khan
Killer dude!
94May30 10:23 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Dude, rig her.
94May30 11:18 am from Mike Swanson
D00dz! Riggin roolZ!
94May30 7:25 pm from Hobgoblin
Hu hu.. huhahahahhahaha
94May30 7:46 pm Polka Keilbasa from Yacub
OH MY GAWd.
94May30 8:43 pm from Mike Swanson
Jeeze.
94May31 3:09 pm from Hobgoblin
Oh mah Gawd, liz. They say I taste like waahtuh, honey!
94May31 5:45 pm Do You Love Me Now? from Yacub
Oh for Christ's sake.
94May31 7:03 pm from Hobgoblin
Duh.
94Jun01 12:44 am Senseless cruelty from Leqi-Unninni
Yeah.
94Jun01 2:31 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Yeeaaaah.
94Jun01 3:13 pm from Hobgoblin
Branningham.
94Jun01 4:11 pm the Spirit of Radio from By-tor
shut up.
94Jun01 7:03 pm Draught of Vintage from Psyche
Speak more.
94Jun01 8:22 pm Transformers from By-tor
I don't take doggie commands from the likes of you, sorry.
94Jun01 9:30 pm Among the Blossoms from Yacub
What is it with you and BArney?
94Jun01 10:14 pm Energizer Bunny from By-tor
who said barney?
94Jun01 11:16 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
huh huh uh huh he said "barney"
94Jun02 2:41 pm from Hobgoblin
You shut the fuck up, By-Tor. There is already an abundance of dumbshits
around me. You just add to it. I guess it won't make a bit of difference,
actually. So nevermind. Do whatever the fuck you want. You're still
stupid.
94Jun02 3:28 pm Draught of Vintage from Psyche
I am in complete and total agreement.
94Jun02 6:36 pm Is She Weird? from Yacub
No comment.
94Jun02 11:25 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I neither confirm nor deny that statement.
94Jun03 10:20 am the shores of Hell from By-tor
shut up Hob, first of you don't know me and therefore can't make a judgement
about me and second of all, yo know that I don't care what others think of me
as long as it doesn't interfere with the way i live my life so that Should
stop you from mumbling about how much you dislike me. So my advise to you is
to just don't bother with it.
94Jun03 3:46 pm from Hobgoblin
I can make a judgement on you whenever the fuck I want to. Who the fuck are
you do dictate my life and opinions to me? Kiss my ass, you fascist, elitist,
egotist, knowitall shitforbrains. If what I say doesn't bother you, then why
did you just write a paragraph telling me to shut up?
94Jun03 7:00 pm Is She White? from Yacub
Relax, man. You're only grounded for a bit.
94Jun03 7:44 pm Draught of Vintage from Psyche
Groundedisity sucks.
94Jun03 9:31 pm Power Stick from By-tor
I wrtote you a paragraph to let you know how aI feel about it so I won't have
to bother with it and you know how I stand so I don't need to bother to
rebuttle.
94Jun04 12:42 pm from Hobgoblin
I guess you're one of those self-righteous fucks who seems to think that life
is a great big fucking arguement.
94Jun04 9:00 pm PowerMac Rules from By-tor
huh?
94Jun04 9:01 pm PowerMac Rules from By-tor
no, It's just a game. It's not whether you win or lose, but how you play the
game that counts.
94Jun04 10:56 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Wrong. It's not whether you win or lose, but how you can get out of it
entirely and sit back and watch stuff happen and get free stuff.
94Jun05 4:25 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Isn't that called Wellfair and Christmas presants from the family?
94Jun05 6:34 am And her head from Yacub
No, Welfare, and presents.
94Jun05 5:13 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I am the ghost of Christmas Presents.
94Jun05 6:27 pm from Hobgoblin
HahahAhAha. 10 ton max.
94Jun05 8:18 pm Tequila Sunrise from By-tor
no max.
94Jun06 9:16 am Draught of Vintage from Psyche
"And her head."
94Jun06 2:32 pm from Hobgoblin
Huh?
94Jun06 4:25 pm Ed is Dead from Yacub
Has no room.
94Jun06 8:21 pm Farmer Brown from By-tor
no her head has Too much room...
94Jun07 9:23 am Marie-Sophie duBois from Psyche
HA. ha. You should be a comedian.
94Jun07 10:17 am from By-tor
I know.
94Jun07 3:45 pm Dykes Rule! from Yacub
No, her head has no room. Don't you listen to the Pixies?
94Jun07 4:09 pm from Hobgoblin
Dude, pixies are fags. Damn faeries.
94Jun08 8:42 pm Hyperkarma from Yacub
I wish you could make that weird letter. not.
94Jun09 8:10 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
the ae one.
94Jun10 4:23 pm Hyperkarma from Yacub
YEah.
94Jun10 8:06 pm another message from Mike Swanson
That's a ligature.
94Jun11 2:01 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Bite my umlout.
94Jun12 10:01 am from Hobgoblin
LIgature. Hm. Interesting.
Genghi's Dilema> read
94Jun03 7:44 pm Draught of Vintage from Psyche
Mike is my sole inspiration for calling.
94Jun03 9:46 pm from Mike Swanson
I have eyes only for you, Psyche.
94Jun04 2:24 am Muuahahahahahah from Warlock
Call Vicking! 9685176
94Jun04 11:39 am Qwerty Keyboard from The Wombat
I have Bagpipe music only for you, Psyche.
94Jun04 12:42 pm from Hobgoblin
Isn't it Viking?
94Jun04 2:20 pm Draught of Vintage from Psyche
Bagpipes. Irish festival. sob
94Jun04 3:50 pm Qwerty Keyboard from The Wombat
::Bwah BWAAAAHH BWAH BWAH BWAH BWAAAAAAH Bwah bwah bwah bwah. Bwah BWAAAAH
Bwah bwah bwah bwah Bwah BWAAAAAAAAAAH.:: Virtual Bagpipe music doesn't sound
as good as the real thing, eh?
94Jun04 9:01 pm PowerMac Rules from By-tor
bagpipes can suck my bag and pipe.
94Jun04 10:58 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Oh my god, that was so witty, I'm rolling on the floor in the smothering
cleverness.
Ahem. Anyway... I don't know whether I should join CAPA (Closet Accordion
Players of America) or not. Because I'm very public about my accordion
playing, I've never hidden it from anybody. But it would still be cool to get
a membership card and a t-shirt.
94Jun05 4:29 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
then why would they call it Closet Accordion Players of America, when if they
give out t-shirts to show that you are a CAP? Isn't that coming out of the
closet and no longer closet accordian playing?
94Jun05 6:34 am And her head from Yacub
The shit probably doesn't actually say you play it..
94Jun05 9:53 am from Sputnik
YEA! id join just for the shirt! gimme the address.
94Jun05 2:39 pm Qwerty Keyboard from The Wombat
Do it Luminary! Play your accordin on the roof of your house while holding an
American flag over your head. BE PROUD TO PLAY THE ACCORDION!
94Jun05 5:23 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Yes! Bob Bless America, Macaronni & Cheese, and the Accordion! (patriotic
music pipes in) hehehe
I think I will join. They have about 900 members nation-wide already!
There was an article about the organization in the paper the other day. The
founder said that when people send mail, they don't just ask to join, they
tell a big case history of their accordion playing. Sounds cool.
94Jun05 6:28 pm from Hobgoblin
Do it do it.
94Jun05 7:45 pm from Sputnik
Dude, I wanna join! I no joke. Ill write a fake testimony about my passion
for accordian playing. I want that t-shirt.
94Jun05 8:20 pm Tequila Sunrise from By-tor
do it, sputnick, yet another thing to put you farther up there.
94Jun06 9:17 am Draught of Vintage from Psyche
That would be wacky and odd. Wahahahaha.
94Jun06 2:14 pm Jean-Claude from Sputnik
ITS SPUTNIK! with a K. Get it rigjht!
94Jun06 2:33 pm from Hobgoblin
It's really hard, being that it;s at the top of each of his messages.
94Jun06 4:27 pm Ed is Dead from Yacub
Yep. Oh, hey Lum, that reminded me of a dream I had last night... I was
walking along State, and doing something, but then I saw the lovely Joaqin at
a stand selling SubG merchandise. I stole a sticker, I think. I'm not sure
if I took it or he gave it to me though.
94Jun07 4:10 pm from Hobgoblin
That is so alternative. Did you beat him up too?
94Jun07 6:35 pm another message from Mike Swanson
That's original.
94Jun08 8:42 pm Hyperkarma from Yacub
Sigh.
94Jun09 10:08 am another message from Mike Swanson
Hey. Stop that sighing.
94Jun10 4:23 pm Hyperkarma from Yacub
yawn
94Jun10 8:06 pm another message from Mike Swanson
Hey. Stop that yawning.
94Jun11 2:04 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Neat dream. Heh, in the true spirit of SubGenius philosophy, too. Stealing a
sticker from a Pink. Good job! Compliment your subconscious for me.
94Jun12 10:02 am from Hobgoblin
Ahhhh, wow.
94Jun12 12:24 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Ahhh.....yeah. So anyhow, my piano recital is today, and I just know you'll
all be there.
94Jun12 10:41 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I was at my German exchange student's graduation at Bishop today.
94Jun14 12:59 pm from Hobgoblin
Key point -> asexual.
94Jun14 1:27 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
KEY. KEY POINT. Bleachie.
94Jun14 4:45 pm Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
You guys need a hand book of you inside jokes.
94Jun14 11:41 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I think it's US who need the handbook; they already know all of them.
Actually, I don't care enough to WANT a handbook. I'd rather have a comic
book.
94Jun15 7:33 am from Hobgoblin
Mike is totally into comics. He came up the otehr day and showed us this
weird comic of a guy with his feet stuck in a toilet bowl. The hell.
94Jun15 12:26 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
hahahahahhaaa
94Jun15 6:45 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
It's not really an inside joke, just a story Sputnik and I told.
94Jun15 7:24 pm Swing Heil! from Sputnik
Which is now an inside joke.
94Jun15 8:25 pm Crisco from Airalin
well there ya go
94Jun15 10:06 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Can I help it?
94Jun17 4:07 pm Hyperkarma from Yacub
Yes. You don't have to repeat it on here. CUNT.
94Jun17 11:45 pm from Hobgoblin
Cunt.
94Jun18 2:12 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Ach, Cap'n, th' warp engines, they cunt take it no more!
94Jun19 8:27 am Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
Hey, is that Luminary's first?
94Jun19 11:35 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
His first what?
94Jun19 1:16 pm This is from Zeylan
His first naughty.
94Jun19 2:01 pm Yacub is a Lemur from Airalin
laugh!!!! yeah!
94Jun19 8:53 pm Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
Wow.
94Jun20 6:18 pm Yacub is a Lemur from Airalin
i'm osrry yacub, i jsut realized i didin't change my MCF back. here ya go
94Jun20 6:19 pm Conversations Kill from Airalin
better
94Jun21 1:01 am Why Not? from Yacub
Thanks. I had to shave.
94Jun21 12:52 pm from Hobgoblin
Dude, did you shave your pubes?
94Jun21 2:19 pm NO COMMENT from Mike Swanson
Why ?
94Jun21 2:58 pm Conversations Kill from Airalin
i'm shaving today, coem one over yaucb, me and my little eletric wonder will
keep you smooooth. laugh
94Jun21 6:08 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
giggle. you can worship me anytime, baybeee!
94Jun21 10:40 pm Natural from Yacub
HUhuhu huhuh he said pubes huhuhuhu she said coem hhuhuh uhuhuhu huhuhu
huhuhuuhu huhuhu she said smooth huhuhuhuhu
94Jun22 2:11 pm from Wraith
Come to Psyche-Head.
stuff and junk] read
94Jun10 8:07 pm another message from Mike Swanson
Oh the lights the lights let's go for a cruise in my Mustang baby.
94Jun11 2:07 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Top 40 or cheap porno soundtrack? You decide!
94Jun11 7:31 am another message from Mike Swanson
It's a good thing I've got my shirt opened all the way to my belly button so
the babes can see my hairy chest and gold medallions.
Stayin alive!
94Jun11 8:41 am from Sputnik
BLONDIE IS NOT DISCO! damn you.
94Jun11 10:02 am another message from Mike Swanson
I can't hear you! The melissa manchester is too loud! Groove!
94Jun12 10:03 am from Hobgoblin
Bleachie... or is it Bleachy. Hm. Debbie.
94Jun12 12:25 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
I like "Bleachie" myself. Mike does have that mood setting quality about him.
94Jun12 10:42 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Baka baka BWANG baka baka BWANG.
94Jun14 12:59 pm from Hobgoblin
Flip for that light switch!
94Jun14 9:18 pm Courier HST from By-tor
clap clap
94Jun14 11:42 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Get down! Now get back up!
94Jun15 7:25 pm Swing Heil! from Sputnik
Its just sorts..a.. swings out!!
94Jun15 8:25 pm Crisco from Airalin
how funky
94Jun15 9:05 pm from Hobgoblin
I can't believe how clean things are.
94Jun15 10:06 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
You just gotta FEEL it!
94Jun16 8:44 am from Hobgoblin
Euuuhhhh. It just radiates cleanliness.
94Jun16 3:59 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Like my car.
94Jun16 4:34 pm from Hobgoblin
Like my butt.
94Jun16 4:35 pm from Hobgoblin
Incidentally, I heard one of the stupidest remarks I've ever heard in my
entire life today. At commencement, two kids in my class were named into the
Cum Laude society. So, naturally, one of the idiots in my class said "Adam,
you cum loud?" Oh my gawd! What the hell. SO DUMB. I started laughing at
him and making fun of him, but everyone started calling me bitter. Hey. What
the hell. Hahahahahahahhahahaha
94Jun16 4:54 pm This is from Zeylan
Join me, Hob. Join the Dark Side. Shhhhh-khhhhhhh.
94Jun16 5:11 pm Call me V'ger from Mike Swanson
He already has, Zeylan. It's your face he sees when he enters the tree.
94Jun16 11:46 pm from Hobgoblin
It was just so DUMB. I can't believe he said that. I mean... what the hell.
HAhahwhwahwahwahwhwaahwawh. I'm still laughing about it. Just so DUMB.
94Jun17 8:28 am Swanson's Dinners from Mike Swanson
I dunno Zeylan. He may not have the right nature for your particular brand of
the Force.
94Jun17 11:11 am This is from Zeylan
That's true. My Force is a lot more... uh... specialized.
94Jun17 12:18 pm Swanson's Dinners from Mike Swanson
"That boy is our last hope."
"No. There is another."
94Jun17 12:52 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
AHHH! It's from...wait...that's from..something...star wars trilogy series?
Either that or On the Waterfront.
94Jun17 4:09 pm Hyperkarma from Yacub
I wouldn't know, although I've seen both of those. damn memory.
94Jun17 11:46 pm from Hobgoblin
Tard!
94Jun18 9:27 am Swanson's Dinners from Mike Swanson
Empire Strikes Back.
94Jun18 10:20 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
See? I was sorta right.
94Jun18 11:40 am from Hobgoblin
Wrong!
94Jun18 12:17 pm Crisco from Airalin
nononononoononononoonononononoonononononono Mike's an idiot
94Jun18 1:12 pm Swanson's Dinners from Mike Swanson
HEY! Was too Empire. Luke was rushing off to rescue Han and Leia. He took
off in the X-Wing. Yoda sighed, and Ben said "That boy is our last hope."
Yoda replied "No. There is another." I've always assumed the other was
Leia. The other possibilty is they were concerned that Ford and Hamill might
want too much money for a third movie so they made sure that either could have
been replaced. (Han could have stayed in carbon freeze, and the "other" might
have been in Return of the Jedi.)
94Jun18 1:29 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
I could've been a contender.
94Jun18 2:14 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
It happens in an open spot. The air is sticky, and it's hot. First they take
away our clothes, then they lay us down in rows.
94Jun18 3:51 pm from Hobgoblin
It's hot AS FUCK out today.
94Jun18 4:25 pm from Sputnik
Its not that hot. I want there to be sundowners
94Jun19 12:15 am from Hobgoblin
We should go to a golf course and set up a slip-n-slide when the sundowners
come.
94Jun19 12:44 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Sundowners, where have you GONE?
94Jun19 8:28 am Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
I haven't slip-n-slid in too long.
94Jun19 9:06 am from Sputnik
When it gets REALLY hot in the nighttime, I vote we all go ice blcking at the
LAs Positas golf course!
94Jun19 1:17 pm This is from Zeylan
Fuck sundowner winds. Sundowner winds can blow me.
94Jun19 1:17 pm This is from Zeylan
Ahem.
94Jun19 2:02 pm Yacub is a Lemur from Airalin
ooooo. tricky. i agree with bean. and i agree with sput. so let's do both.
94Jun19 8:54 pm Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
That'd be great. I could walk there.
94Jun19 9:23 pm from Hobgoblin
Wow, you're so cool! Can I be like you? I'll pay you if you give me lessons.
94Jun20 10:39 am Why? from Yacub
Why are you so negative?
94Jun20 10:56 am FULL IMPULSE POWER! from Mike Swanson
What is this, ELIZA?
94Jun20 3:47 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
"Sundowner WINDS can BLOW me."
94Jun20 4:39 pm This is from Zeylan
Thank you for pointing out the blindingly obvious, O Slowly One.
94Jun20 6:19 pm Conversations Kill from Airalin
hee heeeee! " responsible for genocide"
94Jun20 10:38 pm doggie dog world from By-tor
Just open Yer legs and i'm sure Mr. Sundowner Winds would enjoy.
94Jun21 1:01 am Why Not? from Yacub
Ba-dum tsh
94Jun21 10:00 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Zeylan, no one else GOT it.
94Jun21 10:20 am NO COMMENT from Mike Swanson
Wasn't that great.
94Jun21 11:21 am This is from Zeylan
Oh come now, SOMEONE must have. Please tell me you're not the only quick one
here.
94Jun21 12:52 pm from Hobgoblin
"You're not the only quick one here." Hoho!
94Jun21 10:41 pm Natural from Yacub
What is there to get?
DDX> read
94Jun07 12:37 am from Mike Swanson
That's what I hear.
94Jun07 6:23 am from By-tor
hmmmm.
94Jun07 3:46 pm Dykes Rule! from Yacub
Who's Bob Barker?
94Jun07 4:11 pm from Hobgoblin
Yac, if you were here right now I'd give you a good smack upside the head.
94Jun07 6:36 pm another message from Mike Swanson
The host of the game show "The Price is Right."
94Jun08 8:43 pm Hyperkarma from Yacub
Fuck! I must be going senile.
94Jun09 10:08 am another message from Mike Swanson
You know what I hear about Yacub? He's feeling his oats.
94Jun10 4:24 pm Hyperkarma from Yacub
dude.
94Jun10 8:07 pm another message from Mike Swanson
See?
94Jun11 2:08 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
What? Yacub's peeling his goats?
94Jun11 7:31 am another message from Mike Swanson
Nothing like a good old fashioned goat peel.
94Jun12 10:03 am from Hobgoblin
Uh. Yeah.
94Jun12 8:34 pm Prime Mover from By-tor
whatever.
94Jun12 10:42 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Bring the kids! Fun for the whole family!
94Jun13 8:48 am PEZ for everyone! from Mike Swanson
Baaaaahh!
94Jun14 12:59 pm from Hobgoblin
ok.
94Jun15 7:25 pm Swing Heil! from Sputnik
I like Pez.
94Jun15 8:26 pm Crisco from Airalin
me too, i had this correction i HAVE this relaly cool one of a skull's head
heheh , it's my favorite, i liek the idea, albeit sick and twisted idea, of a
skull ralhping up mulitcolored sugar treats, dood, right into my mouth!!!
94Jun15 9:05 pm from Hobgoblin
So. I dont' have any pez. Is that the plural of pez? OR is it pezzi? WHo
knews.
94Jun15 10:06 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Eat fuck.
94Jun16 6:19 am Baywatch Rules. from By-tor
I like fez hats.
94Jun16 8:44 am from Hobgoblin
Eat fuck. Hyugh.
94Jun17 2:10 pm Crisco from Airalin
funny how you all picked up that moronic habit or running ajoke into not
merely the ground but the center of the earth
94Jun17 2:30 pm from Hobgoblin
Excuse me.
94Jun17 3:18 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
It's funny as hell.
94Jun17 4:10 pm Hyperkarma from Yacub
So. I saw sunny today.
94Jun17 11:46 pm from Hobgoblin
Oh. That's nice. How was her goldfish doing?
94Jun18 9:09 am Don't mean a thing from Yacub
What goldfish?
94Jun18 11:40 am from Hobgoblin
I mean how's her dog doing? She MUST have a dog, right?
94Jun18 12:18 pm Crisco from Airalin
sunny?? as in sil an sunny?? hmmm.
94Jun18 2:16 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
"funny how you all picked up that moronic habit of running ajoke into not
merely the ground but the center of the earth."
"It's funny as hell."
Did anybody notice that? I found it hilarious, that was witty.
94Jun18 3:03 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
I'm out of control.
94Jun18 3:12 pm Cheese Whiz from Mike Swanson
Yeah. You are vibrating us all.
94Jun18 3:53 pm from Hobgoblin
Um.. yeah.
94Jun19 8:29 am Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
Huhuhuhuhuhuhuh he siad vibratoer hhuuhuhuhuh
94Jun19 2:03 pm Yacub is a Lemur from Airalin
snicker. good point lume. i think gooble needs one action, jsut one and htat's
the witty one
94Jun19 5:04 pm Call me Cerebus from Mike Swanson
There were further details revealed about the Bob Barker story in the News
Press last week. Anyone read it?
94Jun19 5:48 pm from dark doctor x
DDX? Doesn't that mean Double Dildo eXperience? Or Danny did Xuxa? Or Dorks
Doing XTC? HUh?
94Jun19 8:55 pm Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
Or Die Die when the X-ists come.
94Jun19 9:24 pm from Hobgoblin
Yeah. So. Whatareyou TALKING about?
94Jun20 6:20 pm Conversations Kill from Airalin
jsut juvenilee rantings. " they kill them off take their land and go there for
vacation"
94Jun20 8:19 pm from Hobgoblin
Huh?
94Jun20 10:00 pm from Sputnik
Sounds like Hawaii,,,,
94Jun21 10:00 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Pineapple People. DOle.
94Jun21 12:52 pm from Hobgoblin
The best are Mandarin oranges.
94Jun21 10:41 pm Natural from Yacub
What about monkeys?
94Jun22 7:09 am from Hobgoblin
You can't eat cold monkeys.
94Jun22 7:09 am from Hobgoblin
I suppose you could, but that would have a sushi-affect.
94Jun22 8:33 am This is from Zeylan
huhuhuh you said monkey. huhuhuhuh PICKLE
94Jun22 8:48 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
God, Zeylan. Take a valium.
94Jun22 9:07 am Yar's Revenge from Mike Swanson
What happened to the cranky Zeylan we all used to know?
94Jun22 12:23 pm This is from Zeylan
huhuhuhuh you said crank huhuh.
94Jun22 12:23 pm This is from Zeylan
Besides, it's my duty to deny you that which makes you happy.
94Jun22 12:32 pm Yar's Revenge from Mike Swanson
We are all just waiting to be tied to you like Leia to Jabba.
94Jun22 2:11 pm from Wraith
Some of already are.
Umm..not i. yeah, that's it.
94Jun22 5:00 pm This is from Zeylan
And I'd lick her with my big, slimy tongue. Just like Jabba's.
94Jun22 7:51 pm from Hobgoblin
Can you imagine?
94Jun22 9:03 pm This is from Zeylan
Yecch. Yes I can.
Psyche's Heat> read
94Jun12 10:43 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Pickleman! hehe
94Jun14 12:59 pm from Hobgoblin
MIKE! What a nutzo.
94Jun14 11:42 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
That crazy kid!
94Jun15 5:38 am Pac-Man Lives! from Mike Swanson
Hunh?
94Jun15 7:34 am from Hobgoblin
Not you. Different MIke.
94Jun15 8:26 pm Crisco from Airalin
who the hell is mike swanson?
94Jun15 9:05 pm from Hobgoblin
A BBS user.
94Jun15 9:43 pm from Sputnik
agree Hob
94Jun15 10:06 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
No no no NO gaiasys actions allowed.
94Jun15 10:52 pm Pac-Man Lives! from Mike Swanson
I am, indeed, Mike Swanson.
94Jun16 8:45 am from Hobgoblin
I am, indeed, not Mike Swanson.
94Jun16 11:30 am from Sputnik
smooch Psy
94Jun16 3:59 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
smooch THIS
94Jun16 4:35 pm from Hobgoblin
Hyugh.
94Jun16 5:12 pm Swanson's Dinners from Mike Swanson
Way too much smooching going on in here.
94Jun17 12:53 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Smoochy smoocy smoochiest.
94Jun17 2:11 pm Crisco from Airalin
again? forget it
94Jun17 3:19 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
What?
94Jun17 4:11 pm Hyperkarma from Yacub
I can go to Lollapalooza now!
94Jun17 4:58 pm from Sputnik
take us with you!@!!
94Jun17 11:46 pm from Hobgoblin
WHoooh!
94Jun18 9:10 am Don't mean a thing from Yacub
Oops. Tickets wnet on sale this moring. I've probably missed it.. oh well.
94Jun18 9:28 am Swanson's Dinners from Mike Swanson
Hey. Quit smooching me.
94Jun18 12:18 pm Crisco from Airalin
guess where i'm not??
94Jun18 1:13 pm Want fries w/that? from Mike Swanson
You're not smooching me.
94Jun18 2:17 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I'm not smooching anybody.
94Jun18 3:03 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Smoochy.
94Jun18 3:12 pm Cheese Whiz from Mike Swanson
Looks like you just got smooched.
94Jun18 3:54 pm from Hobgoblin
I'm hearing swing music now.
94Jun18 4:25 pm from Sputnik
Im hearing elvis songs. What does it all MEAN?! Someone?? anyone?
94Jun18 5:00 pm I'm Mr. Ed from Mike Swanson
Turn off the Elvis tape in your 8 Track tape player.
94Jun19 12:16 am from Hobgoblin
Elvis is alive, man.
94Jun19 12:45 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Elvissa.
94Jun19 6:41 am Call me Cerebus from Mike Swanson
Elvis is in your mom.
94Jun19 8:29 am Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
I need my swing tape. Big head.
94Jun19 9:07 am from Sputnik
Elvira lives!
94Jun19 2:03 pm Yacub is a Lemur from Airalin
NO! dotn' scare me liek that!
94Jun19 2:45 pm from Hobgoblin
Elvissa lives. She has a big head, like Roy. Do you know a freakish looking
guy named Roy with a 3-foot-head?
94Jun19 8:55 pm Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
No.
94Jun19 9:24 pm from Hobgoblin
Bummer. Nor do I. I hear he's a real bizzare looking guy.
94Jun19 10:41 pm FULL IMPULSE POWER! from Mike Swanson
Heck, with a three foot head I'd imagine so. Someone should donate him to
science.
94Jun20 7:34 am from Hobgoblin
You know that cadaver's heads go for 1500 on the black market?
94Jun20 7:34 am from Hobgoblin
Maybe that was a different body part... I don't rememebr.
94Jun20 10:40 am Why? from Yacub
Gorss.
94Jun20 10:57 am FULL IMPULSE POWER! from Mike Swanson
Gorss?
94Jun20 3:48 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
A chalice of mead, fair damsel.
94Jun20 6:21 pm Conversations Kill from Airalin
what the hell do they do with the head?? i can undersatnd organs, testicles
and such go for big bucks on the blakc market, but what do they want with the
head?? you can't do a brain transplant!! duh
94Jun20 8:19 pm from Hobgoblin
Eyes are worth a shitload.
94Jun21 1:02 am Why Not? from Yacub
They can be shrunken and made into stew.
94Jun21 12:53 pm from Hobgoblin
Totally. Good stew. Fish eyes in Mexico are like fish eggs here.
94Jun21 2:59 pm Conversations Kill from Airalin
what do they do with eyes?? can you eye transplant>?? and then why not jsut
the eyes?? why the whole head?? what do they do with the rest of it they don't
use?? throw it in the trash?/ or is all of america secertly a bunch of canials
whos favorite delicacy is brain?? answers i want answer people!!
94Jun21 4:27 pm from Hobgoblin
Well, they can use it as a cadaver for brain surgery and they also do retina
transplants or lens transplants or something. I dunno what the exact part is,
but I know that dead eyeballs are important.
94Jun21 10:42 pm Natural from Yacub
They make and excellent salad dressing, from what I've heard. And they can be
used as a stomch lining substitue when making cheese. Which reminds me of a
story... Mike?
94Jun22 7:37 am Stove Top Stuffing from Mike Swanson
Why do I have to tell it? Jeez. Last year, Yacub, Zeylan, Psyche and I
decided to crack the cheese market wide open with our own businee. Psyche
bought a cow and we put Zeylan in charge of accounting (probably a mistake. I
always wondered why he went home with his pockets bulging-full of twenties.)
Anyway, the cow we got was tempermental, and kept kicking Yacub right in the
face. Psyche was the only one could do the milking, so Yacub had to do all
the cheese molding (and he still can't get rid of the smell.) The business
was holding its own till the other three voted to sell the whole thing to the
mysterious man in the Honda Civic, who ended up taking us for all we were
worth.
94Jun22 8:34 am This is from Zeylan
He said he would treat us right. I think the jem in his turban had me
mesmorized or something.
94Jun22 8:49 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
ahahahhaaHaHahahaAHAHaHahahAHAHAHaHahahAHAHaHa
94Jun22 9:09 am Yar's Revenge from Mike Swanson
Well, I knew something was wrong when you three kept walking around in a daze
repeating "These are not the droids we're looking for. You can go about your
business."
94Jun22 7:51 pm from Hobgoblin
My name is Pravis, do you be wanting a slurpee?
entropy> read
94Jun16
hum hum.
94Jun17
slurp slurp slurp
94Jun17
Sound of Music THIS, baby.
94Jun17
fuck you, i'm going to kill myself
94Jun17
IF you do, I'll lose any and all respect.
94Jun17
It's funny to watch people think other people are the wrong other people.
Huhuh.
94Jun17
hmmm...It seems like such a "right" way for you to die.
94Jun17
My dog has a dead wee wee.
94Jun18
Poor soul.
94Jun18
So. Anyone else think OJ SHOULD have committed suicide?
94Jun18
They say he could get the death penalty. Why the fuck did they have to show
that on TV for 5 fucking hours? LIKE WE CARE?! I'd much rather have seen some
140 mph chase with explosions and gun shots blah blah blah, but nooo. They
focused a camera on a white truck for 5 hours. WHEE.
94Jun18
i think so. let the poor guy die. we don't understnad him so don't comdemn
him to hiw own hell
94Jun18
Me too.
94Jun18
I say send him to trial and lock him up for killing people, because that's not
nice.
94Jun18
Its just plain wrong! and what about the children? He musyt be a jerk to
not..he must be a jerk
94Jun19
let me out
94Jun19
deeper and deeper
94Jun19
darker and darker
94Jun19
Stronger and Longer
94Jun19
And then. And then. And so. It's just like yeah.
94Jun19
Its just plain wrong!
and what about the children?
He musyt be a jerk to
not. .he must be a jerk
let me out
deeper and deeper
darker and darker
Stronger and Longer
And then. And then. And so. It's just like yeah.
94Jun19
That was fun.
94Jun20
Was that King Missile? They have some song kind of like that. I think it's
claled "And"
94Jun20
Yeap. It was a paraphrase. Um....: And then And then and so and like and
see and look i mean like be and feel and find and go i mean like yeah and
where and who and how and there and why and so what and now and no and yeah
and up and so I'm mean like in and stop and stay and down and oh i mean like
come and then
94Jun20
Yeah.
94Jun20
And Zeylan hasn't even.
94Jun20
Yes he has.
94Jun20
And more than once, even.
94Jun20
they keep calling me
94Jun20
What the hell does "Yacub" mean?
94Jun20
It's this guy in the Autobiography of Malcom X.
94Jun20
Why pick THAT as your handle?
94Jun20
It reminds me of a cactus. Andy, are you a cactus?
94Jun20
Andy Panda?
94Jun21
Hey, why not?
94Jun21
You don't even know who Andy Pandy IS.
94Jun21
It possesses ME!
94Jun21
I'd like to possess you.
94Jun21
I bet.
94Jun21
Everyone used to call him Andy the pansy in lower school. That was when we
always had amoeba wars.
94Jun21
Psyche has cooties. Stay away.
94Jun21
NO Andy is a lemur!!!
94Jun21
I do not have cooties.
94Jun21
Stop the impersonation.
94Jun21
Mike, you're behind this.
94Jun21
Oh, sure, pick on Mike. The rest of us adore him.
94Jun21
Mike is my personal Jesus.
94Jun21
Ok, well maybe not, but it's a fun thing to say anyway.
94Jun21
smoochy
94Jun21
Amoeba wars shred.
94Jun22
Totally.
94Jun22
What the hell is (are) Amoeba wars?
94Jun22
SMOOchy
94Jun22
Smoochy right back to you, Psyche.
94Jun22
Amoeba wars are fights that the Cool Guys and the Nerd Herd woudl get into in
5th grade. Really interesting.
94Jun22
Explain
94Jun22
praytell
94Jun22
Explain
Debate(s)> read
94Jun01 7:04 pm Draught of Vintage from Psyche
Let me help you, Josh. It's beat, not beet. You'll have much more respect in
the world if you learn to spell a new word correctly, each day. I'm really not
trying to be bitchy, it's just that you ALWAYS use that word, and every time
I see it spelled wrong I wince.
94Jun01 7:18 pm This is from Zeylan
Psyche, you need to work on your spacing when you type messages.
94Jun01 7:49 pm from Mike Swanson
I suspect she may have typed that while the system was multitasking.
94Jun01 8:14 pm This is from Zeylan
I've noticed that when the system freezes up for a bit, I look at my modem and
it's giving me transmit and receive errors. In other words, major line noise.
94Jun01 8:24 pm Transformers from By-tor
yea it's strange.
94Jun01 9:33 pm Among the Blossoms from Yacub
Yep.
94Jun02 2:44 pm from Hobgoblin
Beet. Hu hu.
94Jun02 2:44 pm from Hobgoblin
Dood, I can vegetable you in backgammon.
94Jun02 6:38 pm Is She Weird? from Yacub
Whatever.
94Jun02 11:27 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Turnip.
94Jun03 6:01 am from Mike Swanson
Whatever.
94Jun03 7:02 pm Is She White? from Yacub
Radish.
94Jun04 11:02 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Remember how the Doozers on Fraggle Rock would make litte buildings out of
radish extract, and the Fraggles would always break them and eat them, so the
doozers would have to make more? It was like some bizarre ecosystem.
94Jun05 4:37 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
And the little doozers were more advanced. It seemed that the bigger the
creature the dumber it was.
94Jun05 6:37 am And her head from Yacub
That's true, isn't it? I never liked that show much tough.
94Jun05 6:58 am from Mike Swanson
Did they ever show a Fraggle snacking on a building?
94Jun05 9:56 am from Sputnik
yea--I always liked that show beacuase of those coo little construction people
who would build stuff and then the Fraggles would eat the buildings they just
made. It always made me sad tho.
94Jun05 5:40 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I remember once, one of the Fraggles launched a campaign so that it was
illegal for the Fraggles to eat the Doozers' radish-extract buildings. She
was being all enviornmental and politically correct, even though this was in
1985 or 1986. Well, they kepy building, as is their nature, but then there
was no more space left, because the Fraggles wern't eating the buildings like
they were supposed to. So the Doozers had to leave their home because the
Fraggles, in their vain, unthinking, Liberal attempts to make the standard of
living better, only made it worse. Just like liberals in real life.
94Jun05 6:32 pm from Hobgoblin
I thought that show rocked the mud.
94Jun05 7:48 pm from Sputnik
dude, the society of the Fraggles can be corollated to our own. I always
wondered what The buildings would taste like. I always imagined them being
really sugary.
94Jun06 9:20 am Draught of Vintage from Psyche
Those Fraggles were neat. I'm not just saying that. I can hear the theme song
playing now.
94Jun06 11:06 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
For some reason the theme to Sesame Street came to mind. "Can ya tell me how
to get, how to get to Sesame street."
94Jun06 11:07 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
That is a cool sound track. I have the tape that my mom bought when I was,
like, 5 or so.
94Jun06 2:16 pm Jean-Claude from Sputnik
I have the record!
94Jun06 2:16 pm Jean-Claude from Sputnik
So I am better then you........
94Jun06 2:35 pm from Hobgoblin
Ahhh. I don't.
94Jun06 3:27 pm Marie-Sophie duBois from Psyche
It's something like, "Wipe your fears away, blah blah's here to stay, down in
Fraggle rock."
94Jun06 4:33 pm Ed is Dead from Yacub
I have the Sesame Street record.. but no fraggle rock. I need to get a
mupper record. Er muppet.
94Jun06 5:09 pm from Mike Swanson
What the heck is a "mupper"?
94Jun06 6:57 pm from Dark Dreams
As I sit here eating my fries, I wonder how Lum managed to fit that out of
shape comment into a photo-tinting conversation.
94Jun06 11:35 pm from Tim the Enchanter
Hehe. I have a muppet record. Restrain yourselves.
94Jun07 8:54 am from Sputnik
AHHH! Im singing the fraggle song in my head now!!! s
94Jun07 3:48 pm Dykes Rule! from Yacub
Wow.
94Jun07 4:13 pm from Hobgoblin
You know what I hated about fraggle rock? That old guy. I hated him.
94Jun08 8:43 pm Hyperkarma from Yacub
Why? He was nice.
94Jun08 10:16 pm from Sputnik
no no no. HE APPEARED nice. But all the smart lqittle children knew he was
one of those bad strangers, who didnt know the secret password.
94Jun10 4:24 pm Hyperkarma from Yacub
That's just because the Fraggles were such assholes they never told.
94Jun11 8:41 am from Sputnik
figures.....
94Jun12 10:04 am from Hobgoblin
Fraggles were just full 'o clev.
94Jun12 10:46 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I always liked Uncle Matt or whatever his name was. The explorer guy who
ventured out of Fraggle Rock to discover the real world.
94Jun17 4:11 pm Hyperkarma from Yacub
Oh, yeah! Him! I remember that. Huh. I'm sure you're glad I said that, too.
94Jun18 12:21 pm Crisco from Airalin
thank god we;'ve been spared that lump of skin lack of sleep. i hope he stops
calling. fraggle rock. i always wnated to watch that show but we never had
HBO. but i didi see a coupel epidoes., i remember this one where allt he
fraggles were allowed to make new words whenever they wanted and everythign
got really confused because words meant the saemt hign and blah blah, ti was
cool
94Jun18 1:29 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Hey mister if you're gonna walk on water, you're only gonna walk all over me.
94Jun18 2:18 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Uh... my name is mud. yeah. (as long as we're doing elemental
personification)
94Jun18 3:54 pm from Hobgoblin
yeah.
94Jun19 8:32 am Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
And to stay in the vein: Wish I was ocean size. They cannot move you, man,
no-one tries. No-one pulls you out from your hole, like a tooth aching a
jawbone... I was made with a heart of stone, to be broken with one hard
blow. I've seen the ocean break on the shore, come together with no haram
done.... it ain't easy living... I want to be as deep as the ocean mother
ocean. Some people tell me home is in the sky, in the sky lives a spy. I
want to be more like the ocean. No talking all action... no talking all
action.
94Jun19 11:36 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
No talking, all action.
94Jun19 2:05 pm Yacub is a Lemur from Airalin
that's neat. You're cool yacub. Leqi put this thing on gaiasys and i thouhght
it was so neat i saved it:
becomes unspoken "Who is innocent?" for death in war is done by hands,
suicide has cause, and stillbirth, logic.
but this invites the occult mind, cancels our physics with a sneer, and
spatters all we know of deneoument
across the expident and wicked stones. i don't know what's that's from,
anyone??
94Jun19 8:56 pm Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
No talkin', man, all action. Perry Farrel is such a great dude.
94Jun20 3:49 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
What does it MEAN? I seriously don't get it. Really.s
94Jun20 5:15 pm from Hobgoblin
Whatareyou TALKING about?
94Jun20 6:21 pm Conversations Kill from Airalin
yeah, what are you talkign about??
94Jun21 1:05 am Why Not? from Yacub
Hope everything is all right
what's that floating in the water
old neptuna's only daughter
I believe
in mr. grieves
pray forthe man in the middle
one that talks like doolittle
i believe
in mr. grieves
do you have another opinion
do you have another opinion
la la la la la la la
la la la la la la la
got bombed got frozen
got finally off to finally dozing
i believe
in mr. grieves
do you have another opinion
do you have another opinion
you can cry you can mope
but can you swing from a good rope
oh i believe
in mr. grieves
hope everything is all right
94Jun21 12:53 pm from Hobgoblin
What's that?
94Jun21 3:05 pm Conversations Kill from Airalin
Against a fall of snow, a being beautiful, and tall whistlings of death and
circles of faint music
Make this adored body, swelling and trembling
like a specter, rise... Black and scarlet gashes burst in
the gleaming flesh. the true colors of life grow dark,
Shimmer and separate
In the scaffolding around the vision. shiverings mutter and rise,
And the furious tase of these effects is charged
With deadly whistlings and raucous music That the world, far between is,
hurls up at our mother of beauty...
She retreats us, she rises up... O ash-white face
O tousled hair
O crystal arms! On this cannon I mean to destroy myself In a swirling of
trees and soft air! "being beautous" -A.Rimbaud
94Jun21 7:32 pm from Wraith
Pull my finger.
94Jun21 10:42 pm Natural from Yacub
That was the Pixies. I like the part that goes "la la la la la la la la la la
la la la la la"
94Jun22 2:13 pm from Wraith
I know you want what's on my mind. I know it eats you up inside.
Rebels> read
94Jun18 4:38 pm from Sputnik
Dude, Im a rebel.
94Jun18 5:01 pm I'm Mr. Ed from Mike Swanson
Yes, saying "dude" is inherently very rebellious.
94Jun19 12:16 am from Hobgoblin
Dude, totally.
94Jun19 6:42 am Call me Cerebus from Mike Swanson
See, look at that? Hobgoblin reeks of rebellion.
94Jun19 8:33 am Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
Fuck that.
94Jun19 1:19 pm This is from Zeylan
I used to be a rebel, but now that everyone else is, I've decided that the
rebellious thing to do would be to not be a rebel any more, so now I'm not.
But since that's rebellious against the rest of you, that makes me a rebel,
even though I'm not a rebel any more. So being a rebel makes me not a
rebel. Huhuhuhuhuhuh huh uhuheuhuh pickle.
94Jun19 2:05 pm Yacub is a Lemur from Airalin
jsut do what you want and that's prolly the truest rebel form you're gonna get
94Jun19 2:46 pm from Hobgoblin
Mike lives forever in the hearts of many.
94Jun19 5:05 pm Call me Cerebus from Mike Swanson
Elvis and I occupy your soul, Hobgoblin. He has a bigger house, but I'm in
better shape.
94Jun19 8:32 pm from Wraith
Ever since West Side Story...
94Jun19 8:56 pm Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
Zeylan: You make me fear the future.
94Jun19 10:19 pm from Sputnik
You all make me fear the future.
94Jun19 10:42 pm FULL IMPULSE POWER! from Mike Swanson
Elvis and I fear nothing. We are too busy fighting over Hobgoblin's temporal
lobe.
94Jun20 4:58 am Shining Star from By-tor
why has this gotten boring???
94Jun20 7:34 am from Hobgoblin
Dunno.
94Jun20 7:35 am from Hobgoblin
I don't think it has. That's why I'm here.
94Jun20 7:49 am FULL IMPULSE POWER! from Mike Swanson
The only person boring here is By-tor.
94Jun20 10:40 am Why? from Yacub
Oooh! Ow! Biting!
94Jun20 5:42 pm from Wraith
Elvis is in my closet.
94Jun20 6:22 pm Conversations Kill from Airalin
yeah, let's off him. by-tor, what the hell si that anyway??
94Jun20 8:20 pm from Hobgoblin
Elvissa is a babe.
94Jun20 8:39 pm from Genghis Khan
AcK!
94Jun20 10:39 pm doggie dog world from By-tor
what the hell si what?
94Jun21 1:05 am Why Not? from Yacub
Big head.
94Jun21 2:28 am Ohio women = goofy from Mike Swanson
Big Head Todd.
94Jun21 10:01 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Big Head Elvissa.
94Jun21 12:53 pm from Hobgoblin
Big Head Roy.
94Jun21 10:42 pm Natural from Yacub
Big Toy.
94Jun22 2:13 pm from Wraith
boy toy.
94Jun22 8:17 pm from Sputnik
Oi!!
Boring computer BS> read
94Jun15 6:46 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
It's very complicated, and oh oh oh, you just wouldn't understand!
94Jun15 8:28 pm Crisco from Airalin
I already did thte dishes today, and i besides liek ai give a flying fuck
about doin them for you anyway@!!! growl, what the hell. jsut beat me over the
head with a burnt out frying pan ( preferably at least a 26 year old model,
black iron will do nicely) and call me REAL. then let me out of this hell and
send me in a basket to nothing
94Jun15 9:06 pm from Hobgoblin
What does is all mean?
94Jun15 10:07 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
This is all so very interesting.
94Jun16 8:45 am from Hobgoblin
My my my.
94Jun17 2:11 pm Crisco from Airalin
of course you wouldn't know or care. it doens't matter.
94Jun17 3:19 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
YOU are not NORMAL.
94Jun17 4:12 pm Hyperkarma from Yacub
Is is a verb. I don't think you can really define it.
94Jun17 11:47 pm from Hobgoblin
Whatareyou TALKING about?
94Jun18 9:10 am Don't mean a thing from Yacub
Is.
94Jun18 12:22 pm Crisco from Airalin
what the hell does by-tor mean anyway?? moron
94Jun18 1:29 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Bite, or..
94Jun18 2:19 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
..else!
94Jun18 3:54 pm from Hobgoblin
Yeah.
94Jun18 4:26 pm from Sputnik
uh huh
94Jun19 8:33 am Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
You got the right one baby.
94Jun19 2:06 pm Yacub is a Lemur from Airalin
the voice of the new generation
94Jun20 4:58 am Shining Star from By-tor
it is a mighty archdevil from a song by Rush.
94Jun20 7:49 am FULL IMPULSE POWER! from Mike Swanson
Why has this gotten boring? Oh, it must be because By-tor is contributing.
94Jun20 10:41 am Why? from Yacub
You don't really like him, do you Mike? Hey, this reminds me of that time you
were in Carlsbad caverns and that Stalactite skewed the tour guide.
94Jun20 10:41 am Why? from Yacub
Skewered.
94Jun20 11:01 am More Jell-O please from Mike Swanson
Well, it's a good thing I moved aside. As it was, Zeylan got a pretty nasty
scratch down his arm. Sometimes I wish we had not held Zeylan back from
tossing By-Tor down one of the many crevices. You know, I'll never forget the
wild night we all spent on the Motel 6 there. I still don't know why Kia
insisted on bringing that damned iguana.
94Jun20 12:50 pm This is from Zeylan
And then there was the time Mike Swanson was soaked to the eyeballs with
mescaline, and he was running around naked on the 405 trying to catch oncoming
traffic with a butterfly net. Good thing Bob Blaylock had that tranquilizer
pistol and some surplus thorazine. It could have gotten ugly.
94Jun20 2:51 pm More Jell-O please from Mike Swanson
Well, if you guys had not got so damned jumpy, I would have easily caught that
Honda Civic, clothed or not. But NOOOO, you had to go fish Bob and his guns
out of the trunk. I never did find my underwear.
94Jun20 2:56 pm This is from Zeylan
Oh, didn't I tell you? We found it in Yacub's refridgerator the next morning.
94Jun20 3:23 pm More Jell-O please from Mike Swanson
Freeze-drying it, I expect. I have to admit, that's one of Yacub's less
appealing habits. Psyche never got her panties back from him.
94Jun20 3:50 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
You people are OUT OF CONTROL.
94Jun20 4:06 pm More Jell-O please from Mike Swanson
I've always had this bladder problem, but thanks for pointing it out for
everyone.
94Jun20 4:40 pm This is from Zeylan
That must be why Yacub's fridge smells like urine. Oh, and if anyone wants
surplus Psyche panties, I seem to have a bunch of extras lying around from her
last fortnight escapade.
94Jun20 5:16 pm from Hobgoblin
I can't believe Airalin and By-tor think this place is boring. Jesus Christ.
94Jun20 5:42 pm from Wraith
he's a superstar.
94Jun20 6:24 pm Conversations Kill from Airalin
did i say it was boring?? i said i remebered why i stopped calling. and mike
has jsut amde it cooler. WOuld i be calling if i foudn this boring?? doh
94Jun20 7:26 pm More Jell-O please from Mike Swanson
I like the way you use Psyche as an adjective there. Psychepanties.
I'm not sure Psyche is too thrilled about us talking aboyt her panties right
now though. Someone ask her what color they are.
94Jun20 8:21 pm from Hobgoblin
Dude, chicks panties are cool.
94Jun20 10:03 pm from Sputnik
What am awful word, panties. Just say it. Panties. shiver.
94Jun20 10:20 pm Pac Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Doesn't seem that bad. I'd rather say that than "Bite-Or."
94Jun20 10:41 pm doggie dog world from By-tor
Yea I wish I could have seen the guy on a skewer. Psychopanties?
94Jun21 1:07 am Why Not? from Yacub
There was this really fat cat last night that kept rubbing its lips on
everyone.
94Jun21 2:28 am Ohio women = goofy from Mike Swanson
Sounds friendly.
94Jun21 10:02 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Yucky. Sounds like a cartoon.
94Jun21 11:23 am This is from Zeylan
I don't need to ask what color Psyche's panties are. Unfortunately, I'm well
aware. They're sort of a brownish-yellowish-something.
94Jun21 12:54 pm from Hobgoblin
That's nice. Mine are leather.
94Jun21 2:19 pm NO COMMENT from Mike Swanson
DO they have Barney the Dinosaur on them?
94Jun21 3:05 pm Conversations Kill from Airalin
i don't think so
94Jun21 3:06 pm Conversations Kill from Airalin
and hobgoblins really are leather
94Jun21 5:25 pm from Kia
Psyche has the day of the week printed on her underwear.
94Jun21 5:45 pm This is from Zeylan
Nah, Psyche's underwear has the months of the year printed on them. It all
fits in one tiny drawer.
94Jun21 6:09 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
My underwear is white. Blah. There you go. And they each have an inspirational
saying on them, to keep me motivated. And they are peppermint scented. And
that is the end.
94Jun21 6:46 pm Stove Top Stuffing from Mike Swanson
Inspirational as in "Atta girl!" or "Go get'em" or "The world is your oyster"?
Or motivational as in "I am a good person, and I deserve to be loved" or "I
feel good about myself"?
94Jun21 7:41 pm This is from Zeylan
More like "Please Wash Me" and "If This is Stuck to Your Skin, it's Time to
Change Your Clothes" and "Expires in 1987."
94Jun21 7:53 pm Stove Top Stuffing from Mike Swanson
Perhaps "CAUTION: WIDE LOAD" or "CURVES AHEAD DRIVE SLOWLY" ot "SLIPPERY WHEN
WET"
94Jun21 10:43 pm Natural from Yacub
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA Oh my god I am laughing so hard.
94Jun22 7:10 am from Hobgoblin
Hey, were do you get this stufF? I want some emo-underwear.
94Jun22 7:11 am from Hobgoblin
Dude, I'll wear it on my head like Yac.
94Jun22 8:50 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Ahahahahahha. You can't BUY it like normal underwear. You have to be given it
by the special fairies.
94Jun22 12:24 pm This is from Zeylan
No thanks, I'd rather not have fairies give me underwear. Maybe you're into
that, but it's not my gig, man.
94Jun22 12:32 pm Yar's Revenge from Mike Swanson
Women might like it.
94Jun22 2:14 pm from Wraith
You're all brownies.
Kia's heat> read
94May26 4:07 pm Spittle from Yacub
I am laughing my fucking ass off right now. The last few rooms are just so
damn funny. OR maybe it's just me.
94May26 4:40 pm Senseless cruelty from Leqi-Unninni
In an annoying way, yes.
94May26 5:23 pm from Hobgoblin
Hum
94May26 7:20 pm Make me laugh from Ridlin Boy
Hey, it's your penis! Don't hold it against me.
94May26 7:53 pm Unforgettable. from By-tor
eeewww. that's kinda gross. have I heard that before?
94May27 12:21 am Make me laugh from Ridlin Boy
Not in that context. I just made that up. But it sounds familiar.
94May27 3:39 am Senseless cruelty from Leqi-Unninni
Oh! The wit!
94May27 6:51 am from Sputnik
hum
94May29 3:19 pm Senseless cruelty from Leqi-Unninni
Um. Yeah.
94May31 3:29 pm from Hobgoblin
Witmonger.
94May31 6:04 pm Do You Love Me Now? from Yacub
Hum. Along with me. Along with TV. Aaaaaaaahmmm... aaaaaaaaaaahmmmmm...
94Jun01 1:13 am Senseless cruelty from Leqi-Unninni
Too bad you didn't see them...
94Jun01 2:50 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I seen `em! They had glowing green eyes and big antennae!
94Jun01 7:56 pm from Mike Swanson
No, dear, that was the dream.
94Jun01 9:46 pm Among the Blossoms from Yacub
Shut up. I hate you. I hope you die. You think you're so cool, just because
you got to see God... well DIE. You've never seen Gift, I'll bet. I'm better
than you in every way.
94Jun02 2:59 pm from Hobgoblin
You're not better than me tho.
94Jun02 6:54 pm Is She Weird? from Yacub
I'm better than you, too, in every way.
94Jun03 11:40 am Senseless cruelty from Leqi-Unninni
Actually, I HAVE seen it! Twice even! hahhahahhah! hahahhah! You are
nothing compared to me!
94Jun03 7:19 pm Is She Promised from Yacub
I'm going to go sulk now. I'll just make love to a John Waters video.
94Jun03 9:48 pm from Mike Swanson
Stroke it right under the capistan. Tapes love that.
94Jun04 12:51 pm from Hobgoblin
We shoudl try and make our own John Waters movie... that woudl be so
alternative.
94Jun04 1:09 pm from Mike Swanson
They also like having their write protect notches licked.
94Jun04 2:24 pm Draught of Vintage from Psyche
Yacub. Weird.
94Jun05 6:46 am And her head from Yacub
What just happened?
94Jun05 7:00 am from Mike Swanson
I'm not sure.
94Jun05 6:40 pm from Hobgoblin
I dunno.
94Jun05 6:55 pm from Mike Swanson
Me neither.
94Jun06 9:29 am Draught of Vintage from Psyche
Run.
94Jun06 11:27 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
hahahahaha, that run made me laugh. ;}
94Jun06 4:44 pm Ed is Dead from Yacub
Good. Now do it, to a far away place.
94Jun12 11:08 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Run to a place where they've never gone before.
94Jun17 4:30 pm Don't mean a thing from Yacub
Righto.
94Jun17 11:54 pm from Hobgoblin
Bucko.
94Jun18 12:34 pm Yacub is a Lemur from Airalin
spiffyroo
94Jun18 2:40 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Yessiree bob!
94Jun18 4:33 pm from Sputnik
No
94Jun18 7:29 pm from Kia
SATIATED.
I wanna see Gift again.
94Jun19 12:48 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Kia WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT?
94Jun19 8:49 am Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
I've got it on tape. Gift, I mean.
94Jun19 2:24 pm Yacub is a Lemur from Airalin
she was in carp doing nothing
94Jun19 5:58 pm from dark doctor x
Why is there a *.* heat room for all the females? How silly.
94Jun19 10:27 pm from Sputnik
Youre just jelous.
94Jun20 3:58 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
I bet he can't even breathe,
94Jun20 4:12 pm More Jell-O please from Mike Swanson
?!?
94Jun20 5:43 pm from Wraith
His head's stuck up someone's ass?
94Jun20 6:44 pm Conversations Kill from Airalin
whosh, airy perceives the sound of something jetting over wraith's head
94Jun21 1:17 am Why Not? from Yacub
HAhahahahahhaAHhaAHAHaHHAHAAHa
94Jun21 3:26 pm Calling Card from Airalin
curtsey
94Jun21 5:29 pm from Kia
I've been bored in Carp for several days now. And I'm still doing nothing.
94Jun21 10:53 pm Wipe my Butt from Yacub
Come to Santa Barbara.
94Jun22 7:45 am Yar's Revenge from Mike Swanson
Come to Jamaica.
94Jun22 8:55 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Come down to Kokomo.
94Jun22 9:16 am skin flakes from Mike Swanson
Come to the Virgin Islands.
94Jun22 2:14 pm from Wraith
Come to Power Rangers get together aquataince party.
Airalin's Heart] read
94Jun14 2:04 pm arg grog rog from Airalin
"Miss a beat, lose the rhythm"
94Jun14 4:48 pm Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Lose your life, miss the world going round.
94Jun14 9:19 pm Courier HST from By-tor
you couldn't kick me in the shins I'm so above you.
94Jun14 11:43 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
You couldn't kick me in the shins, because you never see me!
94Jun15 6:16 am Whole Lotta Love from By-tor
that's cause I have never seen you, but if i ever did see you, it would be the
top of your head cause I am... just kidding, I thinkwe are all equal cept
psyche. hehe. :-)
94Jun15 7:35 am from Hobgoblin
Yeah, hu hu hu. That was pretty funny! Dude, that was so funny.
94Jun15 12:28 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I was thinking of a witty comeback, and then I remembered how when I was
younger, I would always say, "That's so funny, I forgot to barf." hahaha that
sounds so juvenile, I should start saying it again.
94Jun15 4:52 pm Red Hot Chili Peper from By-tor
so where's my $30??? hmmm?
94Jun15 6:47 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Iasn't it "so funny I forgot to laugh?"
94Jun15 8:29 pm Crisco from Airalin
i never heard htat hehe dood htat was soo funny i forgot to barf. laugh, i
liek it I LIKE IT!!
94Jun15 9:07 pm from Hobgoblin
That's so funny I forgot to barf. HAhwhwahawhawhwahahwaw. THat's SOO
OBNOXIOUS. Cool. I'm gonna incorporate that into my speech.
94Jun15 10:07 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Me too. I'm going to say I made it up.
94Jun15 10:54 pm Call me V'ger from Mike Swanson
It is to laugh.
94Jun16 7:26 am This is from Zeylan
Apparently I'm the only one who thinks it's stupid.
94Jun16 7:43 am Call me V'ger from Mike Swanson
No. I was being sacrastic.
94Jun16 8:45 am from Hobgoblin
I think it's unbelievably stupid! It's just so stupid that it's worth saying.
94Jun16 4:00 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
I said it a few times today. Oh, the wit.
94Jun16 4:36 pm from Hobgoblin
Oh the rapier wit.
94Jun17 2:11 pm Crisco from Airalin
kill me
94Jun17 3:19 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Stop this crap. YOu need someone to hit you and throw a glass of ice water in
your face.
94Jun17 4:14 pm Hyperkarma from Yacub
I started doing that a while ago with "Let's not and say we did" and stuff...
now I say it naturally. Scary, eh?
94Jun17 4:59 pm from Sputnik
Erin, you need someone to shake you to knock some sense back into that skull
of yours..
94Jun18 9:10 am Don't mean a thing from Yacub
So anyway, howbout them Buzzcocks?
94Jun18 11:41 am from Hobgoblin
They suck. The Dodgers are a hell of a lot bettetr.
94Jun18 12:22 pm Crisco from Airalin
see , i wish you guys would see. this is exactly it. no matter what i do. but
forget it, this is stupid. i've already gone over giving it up.
94Jun18 12:23 pm Crisco from Airalin
No one cares bout the dogers bean
94Jun18 1:30 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Nathan, I care about the dodgers. Pshaw.
94Jun18 2:22 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Holy Goodnight! (I got that from Lloyd Llewellyn, by the way) I'm always
making up weird phrases that people incorporate into their speech. "Hur hur
hur" is infamous here, and "Suck Puppy" was a joke that is still going on.
"That's so funny I forgot to barf." heh. "It's the hip new craze that's
sweeping the nation!"
Well, aren't I just the center of the universe. hahahaa j/k
94Jun18 3:55 pm from Hobgoblin
SO, HOW BOUT THEM DODGERS? Do you think I care if no one else cares? NO. So
I'll ask again, "so, how bout them Dodgers?"
94Jun18 4:27 pm from Sputnik
I LOVE THE BUZZCOCKS!!!! yea! So how bout'em?
94Jun19 12:17 am from Hobgoblin
How bout 'em.
94Jun19 8:34 am Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
Pete Shelly is a genius. I wish the would come back together and play at UFCW.
94Jun19 9:08 am from Sputnik
yesssss.
94Jun19 11:37 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
I LIKED Sparker. Thanks. Thanks a lot. Now it's all OVER. What we need are
Phooey and Big Bad Voodoo Daddies, Sparker, and The Swing Kids (but only for
their name.)
94Jun19 1:20 pm This is from Zeylan
The Dodgers lick bag.
94Jun19 2:09 pm Yacub is a Lemur from Airalin
hee hee!!!! why dont' we talk about things that win. laugh. ahve any of you
been watchin conan o brien or letterman?? every night conan has the stanely
cup guy dispensing different foods to the audience, ti's so damn stupid that
it's funny. and letterman brought the actual cup on there and when he made a
bad joke and the audience booed he said " just remember who bourght ya the
cup" and the audience cheered. laugh, letterman is cool. #1 at his trade i
would say.
94Jun19 5:07 pm Call me Cerebus from Mike Swanson
Actually, my sense of humor (running things into the ground) comes from
growing up watching Dave on TV. Letterman is the master of doing anything
enough times that eventually it becomes hilarious.
94Jun19 8:58 pm Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
And he's a great impromptu comedian. him and Howie Mandel. Anyway, Psyche,
what about the other band, right before Sparker? Whatever they were called.
94Jun19 8:58 pm Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
meaticket
94Jun19 9:25 pm from Hobgoblin
I thought it was Meal TIcket. I dunno, but I liked them better.
94Jun19 10:20 pm from Sputnik
They both were too different to be compared! The Dance Hall Crashers are
cool!
94Jun20 7:35 am from Hobgoblin
Who were they..? Or were they..?
94Jun20 10:05 am from Sputnik
I just said that. They werent there. But the girls voice in MEalticket
reminded ,me of them
94Jun20 10:42 am Why? from Yacub
Oh. I meant Mealticket. I typeod. Sorry. And I liked 'em both. Mealticket
didn't havea n album or anything though! Aaaa
94Jun20 3:51 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
I don't like the Dance Hall Crashers. Boring.
94Jun20 6:25 pm Conversations Kill from Airalin
hrm
94Jun20 8:21 pm from Hobgoblin
That's what they were called.
94Jun20 10:04 pm from Sputnik
NO WAY, Sy-kie! gigglew
94Jun21 1:08 am Why Not? from Yacub
Was that the first band? Bo-ring.
94Jun21 10:02 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Yeah, mon. I hate white people that think they're jamaican.
94Jun21 12:55 pm from Hobgoblin
LIke that idiot .... whatshisname.. Snow? Yeah. That Jamaican guy from
canada. Whatever.
94Jun21 3:12 pm Calling Card from Airalin
On the fear laden wings to time ofthe whispers of leathery lips and looseless
ash-covered tongues, rise above me circling...circling... Do you hear the
ringing...banging...screaming? Can you hear the beating blood thru tunnels of
strange hearts and belated nightmares racing towards me... and chills
permeate existence crashing..pounding...screaming and icy shadows around my
neck drawings traced in my blood ripped in voids of my soul the thick clingin
liquid wells out and out, down and down, he can not see the trails of my blood
even if they are streaked acrost his face a lone shadow stalks silent faces
thru this crucifying empitness one thing to one end burning, screaming echoes
stabbing, tearing time take me take me TAKE ME!!! a single hard dense shape
traveling thru catacombs of sounds enters kills dark blood splashes heavily
against thin white walls and nothing nothing nothing Let me out
94Jun21 6:10 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
how BOUT them Mets?
94Jun21 10:44 pm Natural from Yacub
The jamacian slums of toronto
94Jun22 7:11 am from Hobgoblin
Yeah, I hear the Mets are doing ok now.
94Jun22 8:51 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
How bout that world cup?
94Jun22 2:14 pm from Wraith
Its plugging along.
94Jun22 7:52 pm from Hobgoblin
I know someone who's going to a world cup game. I can't believe it.
Pandora's Box> read
94May26 11:08 am from Mike Swanson
I usually avoid capitalizing the "h" in the word "she"
94May26 11:28 am from By-tor
Shut up. I would avoid not putting periods after the sentances.
94May26 12:11 pm from Mike Swanson
I would avoid spelling "sentence" wrong also.
94May26 2:47 pm from Hobgoblin
HAHhahahahahaha
94May26 4:08 pm Spittle from Yacub
I would avoid using words like "also" incorrectly.
94May26 4:42 pm Senseless cruelty from Leqi-Unninni
I would avoid...dammit! You must have read that over a few times...no
mistakes!
94May26 6:27 pm ..love...shock.. from Sputnik
We should have a support group for Jacqueline Kennedy. I could see the pain
in her her eyes. I miss her man. I really do. (sniff)
94May26 7:23 pm Make me laugh from Ridlin Boy
What is her madin name? She should be called Onasis rather than Kennedy,
since she was widdowed when she died. I don't call my mom Cappiello. I call
her Dugan, 'cause that is the last name she changed too.
94May26 7:23 pm Make me laugh from Ridlin Boy
What's on her grave? what does it say? Inquiering minds want to know.
94May26 7:54 pm Unforgettable. from By-tor
I think she's dead and there is nothing we can do about it. Deal with it, but
don't bring others down with you.
94May27 12:21 am Make me laugh from Ridlin Boy
But's it's so fun down here.
94May27 1:12 am from Hobgoblin
I don't give a fuck about Jackie Kennedy.
94May27 3:40 am Senseless cruelty from Leqi-Unninni
HEARTLESS! x
94May27 6:52 am from Sputnik
OH! Blasphemer! Mt heart aches.
94May27 9:31 am Love her from Psyche
Jacqueline. Not Jackie.
94May27 11:12 am Make me laugh from Ridlin Boy
Analretentive now are we?
94May27 10:27 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Jackie Kennedy's dead. And I bet Nancy Reagan will be the next one to go!
Anyone want to place bets?
94May28 4:12 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Sure. That bitch is a fuckin' alien I tell you. She will never die!
94May28 6:39 am Pretty hate machine from By-tor
yea she'll croak within the next 3 years.
94May31 3:29 pm from Hobgoblin
Who cares.
94May31 5:23 pm self confidence from By-tor
I still wanna open Pandora's love box. who is she and where can I get her
number?
94May31 6:06 pm Do You Love Me Now? from Yacub
Why would you care about Ms. Onassis? She didn't make a difference in my
life.. all I know is that she was JFKs wife, and for some reason people like
her. Well, I don't. Therefore, I don't give a fuck. Her death means about
as much to me as a Louisiana grandmother's.
94May31 7:11 pm from Hobgoblin
Good. I feel the same way.
94May31 7:51 pm amused to death from By-tor
yea you said it.
94Jun01 1:14 am Senseless cruelty from Leqi-Unninni
Yay! It's June 1st!
94Jun01 6:26 am jack daniels... from By-tor
yay.
94Jun01 2:52 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Exactly! Jackie Onassiss is a figure from a past generation. She doesn't
mean a thing to us. It'd be like mourning the death of James K. Polk...
Nobody knows much about him, and he's not a real figure, he's just some person
from a long time ago.
94Jun01 3:27 pm from Hobgoblin
Yeppers.
94Jun01 9:47 pm Among the Blossoms from Yacub
He was cool though. And it is June first. Tomorrow is June second.
94Jun01 11:40 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Tomorrow is my sister's birthday. And James K. Polk our 11'th President, and
They Might Be Giants did a song about him.
94Jun02 2:59 pm from Hobgoblin
Ooooh, ahhhh.
94Jun02 3:39 pm Draught of Vintage from Psyche
Dude, huh huhu, where's Pandora? Dude, I wanna open her BOX! dude, hu huhuh.
94Jun02 6:55 pm Is She Weird? from Yacub
Anybody see the Angry Poodle for this week?
94Jun02 11:41 pm Don Showalter RULES from Luminary Coremaster
I never read it...
94Jun03 4:01 pm from Hobgoblin
Nope. What's it about?
94Jun03 7:19 pm Is She Promised from Yacub
Our Alleged Congressman, and those running for senate. You should check it
out, it's actually quite good.
MST3K> read
94Jun06 9:23 am Draught of Vintage from Psyche
How about you're dumb?
94Jun06 11:13 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Peak?
94Jun06 2:18 pm Jean-Claude from Sputnik
This board is just filled with a myriad of controveries.
94Jun06 2:37 pm from Hobgoblin
Yep.
94Jun06 3:29 pm Marie-Sophie duBois from Psyche
Myriad.
94Jun06 4:37 pm Ed is Dead from Yacub
That's what HE said! oooh!
94Jun06 8:26 pm Farmer Brown from By-tor
ooohh!!
94Jun07 9:27 am Marie-Sophie duBois from Psyche
Ahem.
94Jun07 3:52 pm Dykes Rule! from Yacub
So, you know the new season is starting soon?
94Jun07 4:15 pm from Hobgoblin
Oh, really?
94Jun07 8:37 pm from By-tor
what season?
94Jun08 8:44 pm Hyperkarma from Yacub
MST3K, durhey.
94Jun12 10:05 am from Hobgoblin
Heydur.
94Jun12 10:52 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Hey, something odd just happened to me. I'm sitting here reading the messages,
and all of the sudden my hearing abilities sort of warp. And now I'm not sure
if my ears are malfunctioning or what. But it was really strange.
94Jun13 2:24 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Ooooh, I hate it when that happeneds.
94Jun14 1:01 pm from Hobgoblin
Whoa! I know what you're talking about... occasionally I get a high pitched
whir in my ears.. it goes away after a minute or so, but what the hell?
94Jun14 4:49 pm Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
I know what it's from. Do you care for me to tell you?
94Jun14 9:20 pm Courier HST from By-tor
loud music?
94Jun14 11:44 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I'd believe it. I listen to my headphones loudly.
94Jun15 6:17 am Whole Lotta Love from By-tor
that is probably it.
94Jun15 7:36 am from Hobgoblin
I wanna know what its from, actually. It happens on totally random
occasions. I dunno.. what is it?
94Jun15 12:28 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Currently my ears are stuffed up because I'm sick or something.
94Jun15 8:30 pm Crisco from Airalin
I'm sorry lume, try some triaminic, damn children's liquid tastes yummy and it
works really well. BUY IT TODAY, next thign you know i'll bein those masignil
things, "psyche can i ask you a personal qwuestion?" ..no that's idiotic
94Jun15 10:08 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Uh. Yeah. Ok. just put the gun down.
94Jun17 2:11 pm Crisco from Airalin
kill me
94Jun17 3:20 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Enough.
94Jun17 4:15 pm Hyperkarma from Yacub
"HE tried to kill me with a forklift...."
94Jun17 11:48 pm from Hobgoblin
Best way to pick up a date : with a forklift.
94Jun18 4:56 am traffic from By-tor
in your case.
94Jun18 9:10 am Don't mean a thing from Yacub
ba-dum tsh!
94Jun18 11:41 am from Hobgoblin
Ha. That was so dumb! Hawhhahwa
94Jun18 11:41 am from Hobgoblin
H u hu hu hu, only because her tits are so big, hu hu hu.
94Jun18 12:23 pm Crisco from Airalin
i cna't evben repsond
94Jun18 2:22 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
hur hur hur
94Jun18 3:56 pm from Hobgoblin
I'm so funny I kill me.
94Jun19 8:34 am Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
durhey.
94Jun19 2:11 pm Yacub is a Lemur from Airalin
wow i wanna see wyatt earp jsut because of that girl joana going who stars
oppostie kevin costener in it. She's liek my faovrite actress. any of oyu
ever see dark shadows? that miniseries in '90?? well she was victoria winters
in that.
94Jun19 2:47 pm from Hobgoblin
Wyatt Earp was a stud.
94Jun19 8:59 pm Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
What was that movie? Tombstone. That movie was great. The guy who got sick
was too cool. whatever.
94Jun20 3:51 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Turn OFF YOUR TV.
94Jun20 4:07 pm More Jell-O please from Mike Swanson
Read a book.
94Jun20 5:16 pm from Hobgoblin
Scratch! Fondle!
94Jun20 5:43 pm from Wraith
Play with your chia pet.
94Jun20 6:26 pm Conversations Kill from Airalin
BITE ME! I only have the TV on for music while i'm ont he computer. acutally
i odn't even have it on right now, i'm listening to a CD.
94Jun20 8:23 pm from Hobgoblin
But but but but..... nnnneeeevermind.
94Jun20 10:04 pm from Sputnik
Its subliminally brainwashing you.
94Jun21 1:08 am Why Not? from Yacub
Why not listen to a CD or at least radio?
94Jun21 12:56 pm from Hobgoblin
I really hate TV with a passion. I mean, it's kind of hyppocritical that I've
got one, but I hardly ever watch it.... sure, it's nice to have to turn on and
flip through the channels every once in a while, or watch a hockey game, but
FUCK. EVERY THING ELSE SUCKS. The media-"news" ," soaps, cartoons, music
channels, commercials on 40% of the time. Fuck, I hate it.
94Jun21 3:13 pm Calling Card from Airalin
what about animaniacs?
94Jun21 4:28 pm from Hobgoblin
What is that?
94Jun21 5:25 pm from Kia
Play with your Kia Pet.
94Jun21 5:45 pm This is from Zeylan
If I had one, I'd play with it. Oh BOY would I play with it.
94Jun21 6:10 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Mine.
94Jun21 10:45 pm Natural from Yacub
Animaniacs, Talk Soup, MST3K, Gumby, the Muppets, Late Night with Letterman,
etc, etc.
94Jun22 7:12 am from Hobgoblin
Nope, sorry. IT'S CRAP. You could do better things with your time than watch
that crap. Movies are reasonable, but TV shows..... NO. CRAP.
94Jun22 2:15 pm from Wraith
"What about Dialogue^3?" he said, just before the man named Zeylan blows him
away.
94Jun22 7:52 pm from Hobgoblin
Crap.
94Jun22 8:18 pm from Sputnik
Everyone go see The Little Buddha! Iy really sucks. hu hu
Hugs and Kisses> read
94May26 3:50 pm Spittle from Yacub
It's 4:53.
94May26 3:50 pm Spittle from Yacub
Your clock is off too. Mine's set to the atomic clock, because I'm so nifty.
Wish I was ocean size, they cannot move you man, no-one tries.
94May26 4:30 pm Senseless cruelty from Leqi-Unninni
hahahhahaa1
94May26 7:08 pm Make me laugh from Ridlin Boy
If you set your clock to the 'real' time according to the earth and sun and
stuff you're clock is off by a bit, by about 1 hour and a few seconds or maybe
a minute even.
TIME LADY is too cool.
94May27 3:31 am Senseless cruelty from Leqi-Unninni
Fuck her.
94May27 4:56 am Wild Heart from By-tor
Yea, let's Fuck Her.
94May27 9:21 am Love her from Psyche
Stop capitalizing Random words, You Dolt.
94May27 10:47 am Make me laugh from Ridlin Boy
It's a weitten ply to put a little extra emphasis on a word. Like how you or
any one capitalizes entire words to indicate yelling or louder spoken words.
WTF? This is bbsing, since when does one have to be so fucking propper in
grammar?
94May27 11:39 am from By-tor
I don't Have to abide by normal english Capatilization after all, We live in a
capatilist society.
94May27 9:58 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Fluttered down, it fluttered down, it fluttered down...
94May28 6:27 am Pretty hate machine from By-tor
huh?
94May28 11:34 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
The Touch from God in Three Persons.
94May29 2:56 pm Senseless cruelty from Leqi-Unninni
Huh?
94May29 6:42 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
The epic operetta about sex and siamese twins and skitzophrenia and bondage
and religious healing!
94May29 9:12 pm Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Sounds like a game of tag. Coke is it. No tag backs.
94May30 3:02 pm desecrate this from By-tor
Sex is the opera of the poor.
94May30 6:39 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
What!?
94May30 7:33 pm from Hobgoblin
My chemistry teacher is an avid opera fan. It's really funny to see him drive
while listening to Opera... he totally rocks out ot it.. you kjow, the bobbing
head, etc.
94May30 7:57 pm Do You Love Me Now? from Yacub
Sex is the opera of the poor. Hm.
94May30 8:13 pm L.A. Woman from By-tor
he must not get very much sex.
94May31 3:13 pm from Hobgoblin
Actually, he doesn't. He talks about his porno's and such.
94May31 5:16 pm self confidence from By-tor
eewww. than he must have some one handed action.
94May31 5:48 pm Do You Love Me Now? from Yacub
He doesn't like virgins though, or so I've heard.
94May31 7:05 pm from Hobgoblin
Really? Of course, we all know he has massive 'roids. Or so he says.
94May31 7:46 pm amused to death from By-tor
sure... whatever.
94May31 8:43 pm Atomic....... from Sputnik
what?!
94Jun01 12:52 am Senseless cruelty from Leqi-Unninni
Yuck.
94Jun01 2:37 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
`roids? Androids? Steroids?
94Jun01 3:16 pm from Hobgoblin
Hemhroids or however the hell you spell it. Hemroids. Duh. WHat the hell. I
was thinking of all the rouge 'h's in Diahreaha or whatever.
94Jun01 4:44 pm from Sputnik
yea, sure.
94Jun01 7:49 pm from Mike Swanson
Red "h"s?
94Jun01 9:34 pm Among the Blossoms from Yacub
Hmm... the seniors from last year had interesting classes with him.
This room kicks ass> read
94May26 10:28 am Skatalites from By-tor
You sure do.
94May26 3:52 pm Spittle from Yacub
Hmm.... I HATE french. It sucks. And no, I don't know Randy. Is htat good
or bad?
94May26 4:30 pm Senseless cruelty from Leqi-Unninni
Goooooooood. I don't either.
94May26 7:09 pm Make me laugh from Ridlin Boy
Real pizza is from
Conneticut(sp?Idon'tcareabouthowtospellsomelamestatethatIdon'tliveinanddon'teven
likethecountryitisin)
94May26 7:44 pm Unforgettable. from By-tor
Yea, that's sooo good you don't know Randy. Spittle?
94May27 3:31 am Senseless cruelty from Leqi-Unninni
Unforgettable?
94May27 4:56 am Wild Heart from By-tor
You'll never forget me now.
94May27 9:21 am Love her from Psyche
Leave my province.
94May27 10:47 am Make me laugh from Ridlin Boy
Oh, now she ownes this land we call Gooble, sure, okay master.
94May27 11:39 am from By-tor
duh, provinces are inCanada
94May27 5:51 pm Make me laugh from Ridlin Boy
WHAT? You mean I'm calling LD? ;}
94May27 9:58 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
These messages are so random.
94May28 3:36 am Make me laugh from Ridlin Boy
Word to the wise, 'huh?'
94May28 6:27 am Pretty hate machine from By-tor
huh?
94May28 11:34 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
You wise guy.
94May29 2:56 pm Senseless cruelty from Leqi-Unninni
Yeah.
94May30 7:34 pm from Hobgoblin
Double yeah.
94May30 7:57 pm Do You Love Me Now? from Yacub
With a cherry on top.
94May30 8:44 pm from Mike Swanson
Times six.
94May31 3:14 pm from Hobgoblin
To the power of infinity.
94May31 5:16 pm self confidence from By-tor
to the power of Mike.
94May31 7:05 pm from Hobgoblin
hu hu pickle.
94May31 7:47 pm amused to death from By-tor
pickle your dick.
94Jun01 12:53 am Senseless cruelty from Leqi-Unninni
That was soo cool! How'd you think of that? I wish my mind worked in that
way. Sigh...
94Jun01 6:20 am from By-tor
I don't know, it just came to me...
94Jun01 2:37 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I hope that wasn't a pun!
94Jun01 3:17 pm from Hobgoblin
He'd be a real freaker alterno-perv if he meant it as a pun. Hu hu.
94Jun01 4:12 pm the Spirit of Radio from By-tor
ew, no it wasn't a pun.
94Jun01 9:35 pm Among the Blossoms from Yacub
Haha! Lum, you are a sick genius.
94Jun01 10:16 pm Energizer Bunny from By-tor
yea agreed
94Jun01 11:20 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
(in high-pitched electronic voice) Thank you!
94Jun02 6:41 pm Is She Weird? from Yacub
That was a step down though, sorry.
94Jun02 9:39 pm Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
That sounds like Lumie's computer got kicked in the nuts.
94Jun02 11:31 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
What's a step down? Bah who cares. When I say that electronic voice thing, I
think I have a different idea of what it sounds like than everybody else does.
94Jun03 7:07 pm Is She Promised from Yacub
Oh, well in that case.
Ongoing story> read
94Jun02 3:33 pm Draught of Vintage from Psyche
SO anyhow, so as to avoid violence, let's talk about something else. Like how
about the weather.
94Jun02 6:02 pm from Hobgoblin
The weather was hot as fuck today. I went on a bike ride and took off my
shirt so I could show all the chicks my hulking muscles.
94Jun02 6:43 pm Is She Weird? from Yacub
Hah! Yeah, and I was driving along the beach, and itwas so hot, I just hung
my dick out the window so they could all lick it as I went by. That way I
could get a little water and cool it off. My dick is so big, though, I hung
it out the passenger side and had my seat belt still fastened.
94Jun02 6:46 pm Is She Weird? from Yacub
"When I was a transvestite Liz in Chi used to work as an exterminator. Make
advances to pretty boys for the thrill of being beat up as a man. Late I
catch this one kid, overpower him with supersonic judo I learned from an old
Lesbian Zen monk."
94Jun02 9:42 pm Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
pssst, only a man can be a monk. And only a woman can be a lsebian. psst,
duh!
94Jun02 11:32 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
That's what makes it surreal!
94Jun03 7:31 am Draught of Vintage from Psyche
I want to be a monk. They were neat-O.
94Jun03 10:23 am the shores of Hell from By-tor
they are not "were" they "are"
94Jun03 3:55 pm from Hobgoblin
I wonder what a lsebian is.
94Jun03 4:43 pm This is from Zeylan
It's a dislexic lesbian, obviously.
94Jun03 7:10 pm Is She Promised from Yacub
"What do you think about the French?"
"Huh?"
"The French. The Colonial bastards who is sucking your live corpuscules."
"Look mister. It cost two hundred francs to suck my corpuscule. Haven't
lowered my rates since the year of the rindpest when all the tourists died,
even the Scandanavians."
94Jun03 9:03 pm from Sputnik
witty
94Jun04 12:46 pm from Hobgoblin
Wittmonger.
94Jun04 3:51 pm Qwerty Keyboard from The Wombat
Wittinator.
94Jun04 4:48 pm from Hobgoblin
Wittarama
94Jun04 8:30 pm from Swagman
Wittspot
94Jun04 11:07 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Witicist.
94Jun05 4:57 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Wittily dittlely dee.
94Jun05 6:39 am And her head from Yacub
That was another bit o' Lunch for you.
94Jun05 9:58 am from Sputnik
No
94Jun05 2:39 pm Qwerty Keyboard from The Wombat
Zoe
94Jun05 6:35 pm from Hobgoblin
Low.
94Jun06 11:14 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Hoe, blow.
94Jun06 11:53 am from By-tor
blow me?
94Jun06 2:37 pm from Hobgoblin
Hu hu hu.
94Jun06 4:37 pm Ed is Dead from Yacub
Let's blow bubbles!
94Jun06 8:27 pm Farmer Brown from By-tor
would she enjoy it?
94Jun07 3:52 pm Dykes Rule! from Yacub
He, he.
94Jun07 4:15 pm from Hobgoblin
Ha ha.
94Jun12 10:52 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Hur hur hur.
94Jun13 10:32 am Milanta from By-tor
her her her.
94Jun14 1:01 pm from Hobgoblin
Yeah
94Jun17 4:15 pm Hyperkarma from Yacub
"I love Ken he is my sweet friend and I love him "
94Jun17 11:48 pm from Hobgoblin
That's nice.
94Jun18 9:11 am Don't mean a thing from Yacub
"I love Ken and I don't think Ken loves me..."
94Jun18 12:24 pm Crisco from Airalin
who is ken>?>
94Jun18 2:23 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
"I thought he loved me but he didn't really love me
I thought he loved me but he broke my heart
I thought he loved me but he didn't really love me
He tore my gay happy world all apart."
---"Homophobic Dream #23" by Barnes & Barnes
94Jun18 3:56 pm from Hobgoblin
THAT's cool.
94Jun19 8:34 am Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
Mine was from MST3K.
94Jun19 1:20 pm This is from Zeylan
huhuhuh huhuyhuhuheuheuehh huhuhuh he said gay huhuhuhuh uhuhuhuhu pickle
94Jun19 2:11 pm Yacub is a Lemur from Airalin
pickle??
94Jun19 5:51 pm from dark doctor x
Honey, where's the pickles?
94Jun19 8:59 pm Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
fag dyke gay kill
94Jun19 9:26 pm from Hobgoblin
/\
torture and then
Dude, get it right. Hu hu.
94Jun20 6:27 pm Conversations Kill from Airalin
what the hell is this pickle thing?? now cucumbers i mmer but not pickles.
Sputty gave me this really cool plastic pickle. heheh . i still ahve it. ti's
neato
94Jun20 7:32 pm Psychepanties from Mike Swanson
Yeah, someone could explain the pickle thing.
94Jun20 8:24 pm from Hobgoblin
Oh my god. The pickle thing... I REFUSE! I've explained it too many times.
Someone else can now.
94Jun20 9:11 pm Pac Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Explain it!
94Jun20 10:05 pm from Sputnik
hu hu, pickle.
94Jun21 1:09 am Why Not? from Yacub
huhuuhuhuhu that looks good un uh is that tomato and egg yolk? Um I made uh
one of those the other day uh but it was on uh hehe pumpernickel bread. Huhu
I liked it. huhuhuh pickle
94Jun21 10:03 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
hhuhuhuh uhuh. do you sip hot pudding? huh hu huh
94Jun21 10:36 am from Sputnik
FRAP ATTACK! hu hu
94Jun21 11:23 am This is from Zeylan
pickle
94Jun21 12:58 pm from Hobgoblin
Hi, um.. that pickle looks really good. He he he hu hu hu. I had one like it
the other day in my sandwich. It was a good sandwich. Relaly good. Hu hu.
And it had mayo and mustard on it. Mmmmmmm. And I had chocolate pudding.
Mmmmmmmm. Say, can I have some? Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....
94Jun21 3:14 pm Calling Card from Airalin
ohhhhhhh
94Jun21 4:01 pm NO COMMENT from Mike Swanson
Who was that?
94Jun21 4:29 pm from Hobgoblin
Mike.
94Jun21 10:46 pm Natural from Yacub
Give us your addresses and we'll point him towards ya'll.
CArs> read
94Jun06 4:45 pm Ed is Dead from Yacub
Oh the pain, the pain.
94Jun07 9:29 am Marie-Sophie duBois from Psyche
I feel your pain.
94Jun07 4:19 pm from Hobgoblin
I can feel your brain.
94Jun07 6:38 pm another message from Mike Swanson
Let's explore our feelings about this.
94Jun07 8:40 pm from By-tor
I see Red.
94Jun08 8:47 pm Hyperkarma from Yacub
My leg just moved.
94Jun08 10:19 pm from Sputnik
PAssion is the hallmark of my existence.
94Jun09 6:24 am Circuit City from By-tor
It hurts my head
94Jun09 10:11 am another message from Mike Swanson
At least it was only your leg.
94Jun10 4:26 pm Hyperkarma from Yacub
You only THINK this is my leg...
94Jun10 8:10 pm another message from Mike Swanson
Oh, you're right, big boy. That's not your leg.
94Jun12 10:10 am from Hobgoblin
It's like when you cross your legs and look at them 20 minutes later and try
to move the left one, but the right one moves instead... or when you mix up
your fingers and try to move a specific one...
94Jun12 12:31 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
How....profound. SO anyhow, Zeylan we want to print your MTV rant in our
zine. DO you have any objections?
94Jun12 11:09 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Zine? What zine is that?
94Jun13 2:38 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
That new alternative zine of theirs that they are making.
94Jun13 8:51 am PEZ for everyone! from Mike Swanson
"Magazine" is not alternative. "Zine" is.
94Jun14 11:51 am This is from Zeylan
No objections here. Make sure you get both parts.
94Jun14 1:05 pm from Hobgoblin
Oh shit. I've only got the one about Bill Bellamy.
94Jun14 1:34 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Cool.
94Jun14 6:11 pm This is from Zeylan
Well, I have both somewhere. I did a .read-global-forward a while back and
have it on disk for some reason. In fact, I have a whole bunch of shit on
disk.
94Jun14 11:52 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I have the whole thing. But you'd have to pay be to upload it.
94Jun15 7:46 am from Hobgoblin
Dude. You commie!
94Jun15 12:33 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I'm not a commie... I'm a Capitalist! hur hur
94Jun15 12:49 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Shattered Myths> read New
94Apr13 1:10 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Oh yeah, and that awesome show "Blind Date" is so cool... It represents
such a diverse cross-section of society's most intelligent members....
(this is accompanied by sounds of profuse vomiting)
94Apr13 1:38 pm from from from from from Zeylan
Oh, and "Trashed". What a great idea for a show. Show and and get your
stuff destroyed and look totally stupid. Or, if you REALLY want to look
stupid, and I mean geeky moron retard stupid, you could be a contestant on
"Lip Service" and dance around like MC Hammer on crack. Earn the immediate
disrespect of anyone genetically associated with you! What fun. MTV is
shit. Remember when they first came on the air? (That question is directed
at those of you who were more than mere protozoa during the 80's.) All they
played were videos. No stupid theme shows, no rap-only or top-20 shows, no
Duff, no Kennedy. The worst we had to put up with was that stupid goof Mark
Goodman and his brillo-pad empty head. Oh, and that monumentally stupid Martha
Quinn. I bet she does porno just to pay rent. Now MTV is totally
bass-ackwards. Everything is a SHOW with them, they can't just play music
videos, they have to have a show for it. "MTV Jams" and such. And that dumb
ghetto bastard host, what's his name, Bill Bellamy or something. "Yo yo yo
yoyoyoyoyoyoyo, dis be Bill Bellamy in da house, ya'll!" Fucking nimrod. I've
used shampoo smarter than that guy. Now you can't turn on MTV and just sit
down and watch videos. You have to watch "Grind". What the fuck is with this
naked Soul Train shit? The camermen just slide around on the floor, sticking
their cameras up chicks dresses. I swear I've seen nipple on that show. A
bunch of morons dancing to rap like they have epilepsy. "Everybody say
hohhhhhh! Hohhhhh! Say ho ho! HO ho!" What is this, Christmas for god's
sakes? Santa Claus in da house, y'all? Give me a fucking break. Little
children carrying guns and wearing their pants on backwards, calling
themselves Mac Crawdaddy or Big McMac or whatever it is. "Plug in." Some
slogan. Try "Cash In" or better yet "Sell out."
94Apr13 3:07 pm Clara the child from Psyche
Oh, wow.
94Jun15 3:59 pm This is from Zeylan
There's another half after that. I'll dig around for it and upload it later.
94Jun15 4:55 pm Red Hot Chili Peper from By-tor
I look at that long message and I think to myself, why the fuck would I want
to wast my precious time reading such drivel.
94Jun15 5:49 pm This is from Zeylan
Maybe you could take a few spelling and grammar tips from it, moron.
94Jun15 5:52 pm This is from Zeylan
Here's the rest of that stuff...
94Apr13 5:32 pm Duh.. circus..duh.. from Hobgoblin
Yes, Zeylan, that was a masterpiece. Can I send it into MTV through the
internet? PLEASE??!?!?! I love it. My feelings exactly.
94Apr13 6:46 pm from from from from from Zeylan
Be my guest. And don't forget to pass on my condolences to the families of
those wastes of plasma Ed Lover and Dr. Dre, and while you're at it you can
mention to that cardboard-cutout Eric What's-his-name-look-at-me-I'm-a- model
that he has the talent of a small aquatic creature like an sea anemonae or
maybe a piece of driftwood. And let's not forget Adam Curry, who I swear is
not real. The guy is computer generated or something. Remember when he
first came on the air as a VJ? (Remember when they were called VJ's??) He
had a weird Wally Walrus accent and he was supposedly from Sweden or Norway
or Finland or one of those cheese-eating, windmill-making, blonde clone
inbreeding countries. Then one day, POOF, his fucking accent was GONE. And
he was on like 24 hours a fucking day. Every time I turned on MTV, there was
Adam Curry stuffed into the same leather jacket with that same windtunnel
tested hairdo and that "my mommy loves me" stupid smile. 24 hours a day. I
swear he's not real, he's like Max Headroom (except not as 3-dimensional). Oh,
and let's not forget how politically-correct the gang down at MTV can be.
"Stop the violence!" "Enough is enough!" "Rock the Vote!" Oh, but here's
another Aerosmith video with lots of big titties! We don't mind that! Save the
whales, but don't forget to show the blonde with her crack falling out
everywhere while she does the dishes! Stupid bastards.
94Jun15 6:52 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Hobgoblin: CAPTURE IT. I don't know how.
94Jun15 6:52 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Zeylan, thanks.
94Jun15 7:35 pm Swing Heil! from Sputnik
We really do idolize you! MAybe you can write more stuff for us!
94Jun15 8:40 pm Crisco from Airalin
oh my god Zeylan! You are too cool. I think you should do stand up again. but
maybe you should jsut save that wit of yours for yourself, liek this world
could appreciate anyhting, escpecially intelligence, welcome to the endangered
species list #1 intelligent beings
94Jun15 9:14 pm from Hobgoblin
I think the world needs to chill. Rellaaaaax.
94Jun15 9:16 pm from Hobgoblin
I got that captured, baby. CAPTURE THIS. HYUGH.
94Jun15 9:49 pm from Sputnik
But Airalin, His Mtv rant insulted everything that you stand for. as a woman.
as youth. as an American.
94Jun15 10:13 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Airalin, you need to stand up for yourself. For God. For Society. For the
good of the American dream. You need to breathe.
94Jun16 7:29 am This is from Zeylan
You all need shock treatments.
94Jun16 7:44 am Call me V'ger from Mike Swanson
bzzzt.
94Jun16 8:47 am from Hobgoblin
Hahahhahahhhaaa.
94Jun16 11:33 am from Sputnik
oooh pain. That sounds fun!
94Jun16 1:16 pm Call me V'ger from Mike Swanson
Feel the pain.
94Jun16 4:01 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
I feel your brain.
94Jun16 4:37 pm from Hobgoblin
Mushy.
94Jun16 5:13 pm Swanson's Dinners from Mike Swanson
Yet mildly salty.
94Jun17 12:54 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
I was FEELING it, not TASTING it.
94Jun17 2:16 pm Crisco from Airalin
why the hell should i stand up for aynthing?? i don't believe in anything, and
ieven if i did i woul;dn't ahve the strength or the will to do so. Zeylan's
right you all need shock therapy. dont' get to close.
94Jun17 2:32 pm from Hobgoblin
Stand for something or you'll fall for anything.
94Jun17 3:22 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Say somethign real.
94Jun17 4:32 pm Don't mean a thing from Yacub
Aaah! Death is evil.
94Jun17 5:03 pm from Sputnik
WE LOVE YOU AIRALIN!!!!! and you too erin...
94Jun18 12:38 pm Yacub is a Lemur from Airalin
fuck off sputnik, you still don't get it. i'm the same person. And stop
calling me unreal. what the hell. this is me accept it and stop teling me to
get ovewr it!!!!! that is why i appreciate andy, even if he doens't undersatnd
me he accpets me. what the hell is real anyway?? liek you guys are soo real.
i am here therefore i am real. i stood up for soo long against the weight of
my insaity, but i can stand no longer. I have been beaten i am weak. and if
oyu want to yell at me for it and poke me and say snap out of it be real then
fine, but don't ask me to stand when i've fallen for the last time.
94Jun18 1:34 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
What are you TALKING about?
94Jun18 2:42 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
"Stand for something or you'll fall for anything." I like that. Cool.
94Jun18 4:02 pm from Hobgoblin
This girl lived by that motto. THen she managed to die in a car crash. Damn
sname.
94Jun18 4:34 pm from Sputnik
wait. A day or two ago you said Erin was dead..? Im confused now.
94Jun19 12:48 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
That motto is so..trite.
94Jun19 8:50 am Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
What ARE you talking about? Insanity my ass.
94Jun19 2:26 pm Yacub is a Lemur from Airalin
Forget it
enthalpy> read
94May28 6:43 am Pretty hate machine from By-tor
Bow down before the one you serve, you're going to get what you deserve Head
like a hole, black as your soul, I'd rather die than give you control.
94May28 6:37 pm from Mike Swanson
Up with the sun, gone with the wind
94May28 11:44 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
The sun is a mass of incandescant gas.
94May29 4:19 am from Mike Swanson
Yes, it is.
94May29 12:21 pm The Molar Leader from By-tor
Bow down before the one you serve, you're going to get what you deserve
Head like a hole, black as your soul, I'd rather die than give you
control.
94May29 3:22 pm Senseless cruelty from Leqi-Unninni
D00d...do you, like, listen to Nine Inch Nails?
94May29 4:49 pm extramarrital sex from By-tor
no, I just made that up.....
94May31 3:33 pm from Hobgoblin
You're so cool.
94May31 5:26 pm self confidence from By-tor
thanks.
94May31 6:11 pm Do You Love Me Now? from Yacub
Wow, that's just like a NIN song. All the people I know wanna be left alone.
Some People! I dunno. They won't leave you alon. You be just-be just like
them. Biggest gang I know they call the government. Gang is a weapon that
you trade your mind in for. You gotta be just - be just like them. The gang
and the government, they're no different. That makes me 1%.
94May31 7:56 pm amused to death from By-tor
well shut up so what what does it matter now. i was swimming in the haze now
i crawl on the ground. and everything i never liked about you is kind of
seeping into me. try to laugh about it now but isn't it funny how everything
works out("I guess the jokeson me" she id)
94Jun01 1:18 am Senseless cruelty from Leqi-Unninni
Yeah. Cool.
94Jun01 6:27 am jack daniels... from By-tor
is it?
94Jun01 3:28 pm from Hobgoblin
Nope.
94Jun01 9:49 pm Among the Blossoms from Yacub
Hey you! You don't know me! But you keep looking at me down low.
94Jun02 1:22 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
She waaaants it.
94Jun02 6:57 pm Is She Weird? from Yacub
Shut up.
94Jun03 4:02 pm from Hobgoblin
Rarararararaenthalpy.
94Jun03 7:20 pm Is She Promised from Yacub
It's not funny anymore.
94Jun03 9:49 pm from Mike Swanson
The thrill...is gone.
94Jun04 12:51 pm from Hobgoblin
It's not fuuuuuny anymore. (grunt, hack) Ahem. It's not funny anymore.
94Jun04 1:10 pm from Mike Swanson
I hate when I spit up on the keyboard and stick the U key
94Jun04 3:53 pm Qwerty Keyboard from The Wombat
Upchuck
94Jun04 9:07 pm PowerMac Rules from By-tor
sure.
94Jun05 2:41 pm Qwerty Keyboard from The Wombat
WAIT! I DIDN'T MEAN... Oh well too late.
94Jun06 4:45 pm Ed is Dead from Yacub
The Pixies rule.
94Jun07 4:19 pm from Hobgoblin
Dude.
94Jun08 8:47 pm Hyperkarma from Yacub
Evergreen Rules.
94Jun08 10:19 pm from Sputnik
Dude.
94Jun09 10:11 am another message from Mike Swanson
Evergreen Rules.
94Jun10 4:26 pm Hyperkarma from Yacub
Evergreen and Blur rule.
94Jun10 8:10 pm another message from Mike Swanson
Pine rules.
94Jun11 8:42 am from Sputnik
Pine Sol rules.
94Jun12 10:10 am from Hobgoblin
And it cleans.. oh, does it ever clean.
94Jun12 12:32 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
I want a green shirt that says "tree girl" so I can be just like my
arch-nemesis.
94Jun12 8:38 pm Prime Mover from By-tor
evergreen cleans it lean.
94Jun12 11:09 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Green-Boy.
94Jun13 8:51 am PEZ for everyone! from Mike Swanson
You have an arch-nemesis?
94Jun14 1:06 pm from Hobgoblin
Sepulchural.
94Jun14 1:34 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Totally.
94Jun14 9:26 pm Courier HST from By-tor
I thought it was "sepulchral"????
94Jun15 7:46 am from Hobgoblin
I messed up.
94Jun15 6:53 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
You know, those question marks should be inside the quotations.
94Jun15 8:41 pm Crisco from Airalin
like it matters, what the hell. oh nevermind, someone take this pole out of my
ass
94Jun15 10:13 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Yuck. Thanks for the visual.
94Jun17 2:16 pm Crisco from Airalin
anytime
94Jun17 4:33 pm Don't mean a thing from Yacub
*yank* there ya go.
94Jun18 12:38 pm Yacub is a Lemur from Airalin
Thanks dearie!!! (hug)
94Jun18 1:17 pm Want fries w/that? from Mike Swanson
That was interesting.
94Jun18 2:43 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Reminds me of the grease-pole contest they have at school every once in a
while.
94Jun19 8:50 am Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
Um.... I'm not sure I want to ask.
94Jun19 2:27 pm Yacub is a Lemur from Airalin
what?? yeah, i'm with yacub here, do we wanna ask??
94Jun19 2:57 pm from Hobgoblin
Dude, it might be for fags. Can't have that.
94Jun19 9:10 pm Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
fags suck. huhuhuh
94Jun19 9:33 pm from Hobgoblin
Suck dick. Hu hu hu huhu.
94Jun20 6:44 pm Conversations Kill from Airalin
oh k
94Jun21 10:11 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
I thought you were pure? You can't keep changing on me like this. Stick with
one thing.
94Jun21 3:27 pm Calling Card from Airalin
taht wasn't a bad remark. i wasn't answeing anyhting, there was no question
asked, it was like a uhhh oh k kinda thing. nonono let me demostrate.
Cybercity> read
94Jun16 5:13 pm Swanson's Dinners from Mike Swanson
Yo amo.
94Jun16 6:41 pm from Sputnik
Society,it I blame.
94Jun16 11:47 pm from Hobgoblin
Conversly, I bleame society.
94Jun17 7:06 am the Trees from By-tor
number two, selfishness.
94Jun17 12:54 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
I looked out the window.
And wondered.
About love.
94Jun17 2:19 pm Crisco from Airalin
snap out of it?? i hate you. you don't understand. i hate you for thinking
that i can snap out of it, i hate you for not litenign to me, i hate you for
not caring enough and jsut sitting back and watching me going down the drain.
i hate you for you stupid little jokes when i say don't push me over the edtge
and i get a snickering sly no pun intended. how coudl you be so cruel as to
make fun of my death?? ha if i killed myself you would only laugh, make fun of
erin for the rest of her life becasue she couldjnt' "see" anyhting, she was
deluded and she fucked herself up and wasted her life. let's jsut see what
comes for you when you die.
94Jun17 3:25 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Let's get something straight here. You're NOT DEAD. You're NOT FRENCH. You
are Erin Bowman. You are 17. This is America. YOU ARE ALIVE. Now. That's out
of the way. Let's deal with the real problem. The problem is that you ARE NOT
DEALING WITH REALITY. I knew you for a short time and then you turned into
something not real. Stop this melodramamtic stuff that is only real inside
your head and get back to the world with the rest of us and then maybe you
won;t feel so alone.
94Jun17 4:35 pm Don't mean a thing from Yacub
this is my life
i cry
SNAP INTO IT!
(snap into a slim jim!)
94Jun17 5:05 pm from Sputnik
Erin, if you get onto the same plane of reality. It would be easier to care
about you as a friend. I mean it would be possible.
94Jun17 11:55 pm from Hobgoblin
HAhahaa. Snap into a slim jim! (so macho at my school)
94Jun18 8:19 am from Sputnik
That was funny!
94Jun18 9:17 am Don't mean a thing from Yacub
Este es mi vida.
lloreo.
94Jun18 9:32 am Swanson's Dinners from Mike Swanson
Someone please call Airalin.
94Jun18 10:24 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
THAT's NOT HER NAME.
94Jun18 12:45 pm Yacub is a Lemur from Airalin
please stop. cant' you see i can't??? i told you i realized i was deluded, it
's jsut another facet of my insaity, i was grasping straws and hope for
anyhting that could give meaning to my life!! but i can pretend no longer. so
i gave in to myself because i no longer have the abiolity to hope or dream or
believe. i have always been like this or that. i didin't change, it jsut
depends on how much i hide. so stop telling me who i am, i know that, you
don't. did i ever say i was Airalin?? did i ever really mean that?? i don'
believe in that, i don't bleiev in anyhting, but Airalin is my last chance to
have meaning, don' deny me it. It does not matter if i'm not real to you,c
an't you jsut accpet me?? yes i feel alone i feel alone becaue no one can
stand my insanity. hide hide hide that is all i do. do you knwo what it's
like realize=in that you are going insane?? having severe hallucniations you
can tell no one aobut>?> i won't go on i won't go on, ti's too much. I am
struggling so hard to keep my sanity. don't try and taek it away. I am real
this is real. ntohign is real. and that is me. if i exist i am real. so
accept me. Airalin is my name. Just like Airy is and Erin is and Air is and
whatever else you want to call me. It does not amtter waht you call me, i am
the same the same. I don' think i am french. I don't think i am Airalin. I
kno this is america. I know i am Erin bowman and no matter how much i might
wish that is not true i know it is. i know i am nothing. so let me be. I am on
the same plane of reailty, jsut open oyur eyes and you'll see me. it killed me
but i'm finally there.
94Jun18 1:35 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
I wish you would stop talking like this and let us help. STOP this thing you
are doing.
94Jun18 2:56 pm To Airalin from Luminary Coremaster
You think you know loneliness? You think YOU know what it's like to be
lonely? Come here, lemme tell ya something. I moved here almost exactly
three years ago. Suddenly, I was yanked out of my reality, and everything I
knew to be true started to melt right before my eyes. Sure, I wrote letters
to my friends back home (it kept me sane, although I think I did go a bit
insane by moving here), but I didn't have any tangible friends. I didn't get
to go out with people anyplace, I just stayed in my room day after day, week
after week, month after month. I was in my room for hours on end, every
single day, with no way out and no place to go.
In short, I was incredibly alone, and it sucked to high hog heaven.
Everything is great, now. I have lots of friends, people who care about
me, places to go, men to see about horses, et cetera et cetera.
And so do you.
94Jun18 3:06 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
We all have our lonliness.
94Jun18 4:37 pm from Sputnik
And Airalins lonileness is different, Luminary..
94Jun19 8:53 am Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
Loneliness sucks, this is true. Airalin/Erin/Airy/Whatever: Do you need some
prozac?
94Jun19 9:10 am from Sputnik
I will refrain from commenting.
94Jun19 1:30 pm This is from Zeylan
Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see. It's getting
hard to be someone but it all works out. It doesn't matter much to me. Let
me take you down, cuz I'm going to Strawberry Fields. Nothing is real, and
nothing to get hung about.
94Jun19 1:30 pm This is from Zeylan
Doo doo doo a doop doop shooby doop doo wah.
94Jun19 2:32 pm Yacub is a Lemur from Airalin
you still do not get it psyche. i can't stop, i am not doing anything. this
is not a fuckign phase this is NOT somethin i can snap out of!! this is real
because it is happening!! this is my life!!!! i tried to let oyu help i tried
butalll i got was this this this "snap out of it you're not real" if i could
do one fuckign thing about this don't you think i would?/ do i liek being
trpaped in my own hell?? there is no escape there is no way out there is
absoulteyl nothing i can do. NOTHING. that is why i got so fuckign mad at you
all. STOP TREATING THIS LIEK IT"S NOTHING!!! of all peopel psyche you should
know how close i came to not amking it. my mother even noticed today. liek a
month and half alter, and it has to be pretty bad for her to notice. it's not
going away. if you want to dismiss me do it, but stop holding out false hands
for my to grasp. I can NOT be treated like this. forget what you know and see
me for who i am
94Jun19 8:34 pm from Wraith
Perhaps you've watched too many episodes of 90210.
94Jun19 9:12 pm Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
Woah, I thought that said "i tried to let oyu help i tried buttball"...
Luckily it doesn't.
94Jun19 9:34 pm from Hobgoblin
Shut up, buttball.
94Jun19 10:30 pm from Sputnik
OH MY GAWD! Dude, erin.
94Jun20 8:42 am This is from Zeylan
Isn't Buttball some sort of type of turkey?
94Jun20 10:46 am Why? from Yacub
I was thinking some odd sport...
94Jun20 11:03 am More Jell-O please from Mike Swanson
Yeee.
94Jun20 3:59 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
This is...comical.
94Jun20 4:12 pm More Jell-O please from Mike Swanson
I don't wanna know how you pitch in buttball.
94Jun20 4:43 pm This is from Zeylan
I don't wanna know how you receive in buttball.
94Jun20 5:20 pm from Hobgoblin
I think it's absurd.
94Jun20 5:44 pm from Wraith
Really? Explain to us the rules. =)
94Jun20 6:46 pm Conversations Kill from Airalin
you take this weird pleasure in calling me Erin. like doing that is some how
gonna make me get in touch with myself. I FEEL your pain. bugger away the
whole fucking day. ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN ERIN. hrm, that's
interesting. ERIN. AIRALIN> ERIN AIRALIN. ERIN. AIRALIN. hrm no differnce.
same thing. AIRY? nope nope nope, jsut falling father from what we are
94Jun20 8:31 pm from Hobgoblin
No comment.
94Jun20 10:13 pm from Sputnik
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erin.Erin erin erin erin erin erin erin erin.Erin erin erin erin erin erin
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erin erin erin erin erin erin.Erin erin erin erin erin erin erin erin.Erin
erin erin erin erin erin erin erin.Erin erin erin erin erin erin erin
erin.Erin erin erin erin erin erin erin erin.
94Jun20 10:22 pm Pac Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Is that one of those 3D things? I don't SEE anything.
94Jun20 10:46 pm doggie dog world from By-tor
my god. that took time.
94Jun21 1:18 am Why Not? from Yacub
I think SOMEBODY needs to learn to separate BBS life and real life.
94Jun21 10:12 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Your NAME is ERIN, so that's WHY we CALL you THAT. INFINITERETRYITIS.
94Jun21 10:41 am from Sputnik
Maybe that will make her "snap out of it". IM JUST GETTING AIRY( BABE( I
knwo you cant! heh heh
94Jun21 1:05 pm from Hobgoblin
By-tor, your MCF sucks.
94Jun21 2:23 pm NO COMMENT from Mike Swanson
Forget the MCF.
94Jun21 3:29 pm Calling Card from Airalin
wiat?? sp;utnik you're just getting airy babe?? was that suppsoed to be
kidding?? hahahhahahahha MAJOR typo hun. why didn't you jsut make amacro for
my name. woulda saved time. let's lynch by-tor his anal remarks and god awful
MCF's are realyl starting to bug me. w hat the hell i just liek screened thru
the old msg's and his one's were liek extramarital sex. what the hell., STOP
trying to be witty. turn in your modem and go elsehwere.
94Jun21 5:48 pm This is from Zeylan
Airalin, are you typing with your fingers taped together or with mittens or
boxing gloves on or WHAT, for chrissakes?
94Jun21 6:48 pm Stove Top Stuffing from Mike Swanson
Looks like she is typing very quickly.
94Jun21 7:34 pm from Wraith
She's fast. She gets around.
94Jun21 7:44 pm This is from Zeylan
Looks like she's typing with her feet. Or banging her words out with her
head. Monkey + Keyboard = Airalin.
94Jun21 10:55 pm Wipe my Butt from Yacub
Now wouldn't you feel bad if it turned out she was some weird mutant who had
all her fingers fused together, and so essentially was typing with her fingers
taped? Or would you care?
94Jun22 7:20 am from Hobgoblin
I wonder if I've inherited the ability to do things with my feet. I'll try
typing and see. Here goes folks, hold you breath.
OBSERVE :
io amk tyhupikongh.
Fuck that. Didn't work.
94Jun22 7:45 am Yar's Revenge from Mike Swanson
You used the wrong feet.
94Jun22 8:36 am This is from Zeylan
Take your feet out of your mouth first.
94Jun22 8:56 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Yar's Revenge.
94Jun22 9:17 am Yar's Revenge from Mike Swanson
Not Star Trek Yar, but the old Atari 2600 game.
94Jun22 2:16 pm from Wraith
That game was awesome. If only i remembered what it was about.
Weird Poll Room> read
94May26 3:54 pm Spittle from Yacub
Jesus is an imaginary friend. And poodles were originally work dogs, and they
shaved them that way (with little patches) because the short hair was easier
to deal with, and the longer puffball patches would keep vital organs, kidneys
and such, warm.
94May26 4:31 pm Senseless cruelty from Leqi-Unninni
That was way deep, man.
94May26 5:18 pm from Hobgoblin
So what vital organs to poodles have at the ends of their tails?
94May26 6:22 pm ..love...shock.. from Sputnik
Thats kewl. I think its so they can swat flies easier.
94May26 7:45 pm Unforgettable. from By-tor
wow, I'm moved.
94May27 1:08 am from Hobgoblin
HAahahahhahhahahahhahahahahhaahahah
94May27 3:32 am Senseless cruelty from Leqi-Unninni
HAahahahhahhahahahhahahahahhaahahah
94May27 10:00 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Christianity is Stupid.
94May28 3:41 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Not really. The ideas are okay, but the Christian religions are stupid.
94May30 7:35 pm from Hobgoblin
I think they're dumb.
94May31 6:16 am Do You Love Me Now? from Yacub
I don't think Christian ideas are okay at all. I would only say maybe half
are good for society. And those are thigns like "Thou shalt not kill".
94May31 8:44 pm Atomic....... from Sputnik
yea.
94Jun01 12:55 am Senseless cruelty from Leqi-Unninni
The ideas are what shape the religion. Disagree, By-tor, please. It is what
I live for.
94Jun01 6:22 am from By-tor
Isn't it "God" that shapes the religion...?
94Jun01 2:40 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
No, it's people who shape the religion. Although I think God or someone in
the Bible does say, "Hey, worship me" more than a few times. But he doesn't
say, "Take up a collection during church to help re-pave the parking lot."
94Jun01 3:18 pm from Hobgoblin
hahahahahahahhahahahah
94Jun01 4:13 pm the Spirit of Radio from By-tor
no, I mean for the people, don't they view it as God shaping their own
religion?
94Jun01 9:36 pm Among the Blossoms from Yacub
I don't care. Christians can fuck off.
94Jun02 2:48 pm from Hobgoblin
Yep.
94Jun02 6:47 pm Is She Weird? from Yacub
Fuck 'em all. And fuck their god.
94Jun02 9:43 pm Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
D00d, let's go trash dumpster diggin'.
94Jun03 7:10 pm Is She Promised from Yacub
Find a nice pipe.,
94Jun03 9:03 pm from Sputnik
Thats fun
94Jun04 12:47 pm from Hobgoblin
And a nice working answering machine and a zillion hillarious photographs.
94Jun04 11:07 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Hilarious photographs?
94Jun05 6:40 am And her head from Yacub
Waht? Oh yeah!
94Jun05 6:36 pm from Hobgoblin
I found one of a guy sitting in a sea of beer cans... another one with some
guy pissing off the edge of a boad (you just saw his back and his shorts and
legs) Boad = boat. There are tons of othres.
94Jun06 11:14 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Sounds like it's worth diggin' through the trash late at night, to me.
94Jun06 2:38 pm from Hobgoblin
Yeah, it, does, to, me, too.
94Jun06 4:37 pm Ed is Dead from Yacub
It is.
94Jun07 4:16 pm from Hobgoblin
No, it isn't. Remember, we don't know everything like LoS, so...
94Jun12 10:53 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
That sounds cool! I'd like to go through peoples pictures.
94Jun14 1:02 pm from Hobgoblin
Tons of fun.
94Jun14 4:50 pm Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
It kind of makes you wonder what kind of people would take such kind of
pictures.
94Jun14 11:44 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
It makes you wonder even more what kind of people would go through such kind
of pictures in the trash... (G)
94Jun15 7:36 am from Hobgoblin
People who are enjoying themselves. Freakers.
94Jun15 12:28 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Yeaaaah!
94Jun15 8:30 pm Crisco from Airalin
uh huh sure
94Jun15 9:08 pm from Hobgoblin
The best places of all are the photomat and Circut City. Gads. Once we found
these two 20 foot lightbulbs. It was sooo cool.
94Jun17 2:12 pm Crisco from Airalin
kill me
94Jun17 3:20 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Boy, that's cool.
94Jun17 4:16 pm Hyperkarma from Yacub
Then we threw them on the rocks in the creek. THAT was neat. They just
shattered, into pieces so small they seemed to evaporate, almost. Too cool.
94Jun18 12:24 pm Crisco from Airalin
sure
94Jun18 2:24 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
20-foot-lightbulbs that disintigrated when you broke them??? WOW. That's
kinda cool.
94Jun18 2:25 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I still remember when Hobgoblin said he found an answering machine in a
dumpster.
94Jun18 3:57 pm from Hobgoblin
Yep. And found a porno mag too, can't forget that.
94Jun18 4:28 pm from Sputnik
HAve you ever been dumpstering behind Post offices. They have everything
imagainable!
94Jun18 5:01 pm I'm Mr. Ed from Mike Swanson
Like what?
94Jun19 12:18 am from Hobgoblin
Really? Never even thought of post offices. Say post-office-age (like
hottage, fattage, snapage, fuckage, etc..) three times fast.
94Jun19 12:46 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Post sausages.
94Jun19 6:42 am Call me Cerebus from Mike Swanson
Snausages.
94Jun19 8:35 am Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
Too bad dumpstering is illegal.
94Jun19 2:12 pm Yacub is a Lemur from Airalin
hehh snasuages, that was the best commercial, snasuages
snausantgenlkdnf;a0jnldkjf;lkjal
94Jun19 2:48 pm from Hobgoblin
Huh?
94Jun19 5:07 pm Call me Cerebus from Mike Swanson
(Shhh. She just fell asleep on her keyboard. Don't wake her!)
94Jun20 6:28 pm Conversations Kill from Airalin
kdalkjda;0-lka; arghhh thanks a lot hob, you jsut woke me
ok, now its renamed> read
94May26 3:55 pm Spittle from Yacub
Love him! Touche him! Abneschen mein abschmencie!
94May26 4:32 pm Senseless cruelty from Leqi-Unninni
Love me. And Psyche.
94May26 7:10 pm Make me laugh from Ridlin Boy
May I?
94May26 7:46 pm Unforgettable. from By-tor
no, not you, they're talking to ME.
94May27 3:33 am Senseless cruelty from Leqi-Unninni
Both of you!
94May27 4:57 am Wild Heart from By-tor
What?
94May27 6:48 am from Sputnik
who>?
94May27 9:22 am Love her from Psyche
WHat?
94May27 10:50 am Make me laugh from Ridlin Boy
Ahhh.
94May27 10:50 am Make me laugh from Ridlin Boy
Huh?
94May27 11:40 am from By-tor
what?
94May27 5:52 pm Make me laugh from Ridlin Boy
exactly.
94May27 10:00 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Tolerate me.
94May29 2:58 pm Senseless cruelty from Leqi-Unninni
Be impatient.
94May29 9:14 pm Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
OUCH! I hate it when I sit on a chair wrong and it makes my tail-bone go
numb. This time is made it burn like hell.
94May30 12:40 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I hate it when I sit on a chair and then some fool's wired heavy explosives
under the seat, and just when I'm confortable they set off the charge!
94May30 4:44 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Yeah, I hate it when that happens.
94May30 10:24 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Tell me about it.
94May30 7:35 pm from Hobgoblin
I HATE that.
94May30 8:14 pm L.A. Woman from By-tor
yea it's a bummer
94May31 6:18 am Do You Love Me Now? from Yacub
So the other day, I was just sittin' here ya know? And I just kinda took the
extension cord, you know, and stripped off the end,s, and just shoved the
wires under my eyeballs. So I plugged it in, see, and my eyeballs just kinda
popped, and there was this smoke all over.
94May31 9:14 am Snapple Iced Tea from By-tor
yea cool.
94May31 3:16 pm from Hobgoblin
I wonder what woudl happen if you really did that.. I remember in 6th grade, I
stuck a paper-clip into a wall-socket and electrocuted myself... it was really
wweird, but hey. My arm went numb and all that fun stuff.
94May31 5:18 pm self confidence from By-tor
a friend of mine in 6th grade took a metal bracelet and broke it in half. He
then proceeded to stick it in an extension cord. ehhehe. he almost got
shocked. he was kinda dumb.
94May31 5:49 pm Do You Love Me Now? from Yacub
I did that once too.
94May31 7:06 pm from Hobgoblin
Sounds like a real idiot.
94May31 7:48 pm amused to death from By-tor
hey, he is an idiot.
94May31 8:09 pm Love her from Psyche
It must be a guy thing.
94May31 8:45 pm Atomic....... from Sputnik
I once put a tack on a girls chair, just like n tv!
94Jun01 12:56 am Senseless cruelty from Leqi-Unninni
That was...well, you know.
94Jun01 2:12 am from Mike Swanson
Alternative?
94Jun01 9:11 am Draught of Vintage from Psyche
Totally, man.
94Jun01 2:42 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I once stuck my finger in a lightbulb socket, in a lamp that was in my room
when I was younger. It felt like the bottom of the socket was grinding
around, strange sensation.
94Jun01 3:19 pm from Hobgoblin
My arm was numb for a while. You know what the worse is... when you bang yoru
funny bone REALLY hard. ooooo. And I got a question. Why int eh hell do
certain sounds make you cringe?
94Jun01 4:14 pm the Spirit of Radio from By-tor
it hits a spot in your brain that the auditory nerves don't like, kinda like
your funny bone, I guess.
94Jun01 7:51 pm from Mike Swanson
I once sliced all the webby membranes between my fingers with a razor blade.
Then I rubbed Comet (TM) into the wounds and rinsed with ammonia. It was very
alternative. I could feel the teenage angst.
94Jun01 8:25 pm Transformers from By-tor
ahh. can I direct you r to the yellow pages marked counseling?
94Jun01 9:37 pm Among the Blossoms from Yacub
Ooh, I hate when that happens.
94Jun01 10:17 pm Energizer Bunny from By-tor
what you get directed to cousaling?
94Jun01 11:25 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
You know why we don't like certain sounds? Like high-pitched squeals, like
fingernails on a chalkboard, or someone rubbing a balloon, or something being
scraped and it makes a high noise? Well, guess what? It's evolutionary!
Those noises are incredibly similar to the warning noises that monkeys make in
the jungle. If there is danger approaching, monkeys warn each other by making
a high-pitched scream that sounds like nails on a chalkboard. It's loud, and
other animals can hear it easily enough, And it's naturally associated with
danger.
So! That's the reason we don't like certain sounds, because our instincts
that used to recognize that as a danger signal are still in place, in our
brains. Amazing huh?
94Jun02 12:35 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
so thus I am more evolutionarily advansed then you because I don't cringe at
nails on the chalkboard or stuff like that, only things involving inflictions
to the groin. Those'll make me cring anyday.
94Jun02 9:12 am from By-tor
my butt.
94Jun02 2:49 pm from Hobgoblin
his fingernail.
94Jun02 2:50 pm from Hobgoblin
If you were evolutionarily advanced, you'd be smart.
94Jun02 3:34 pm Draught of Vintage from Psyche
It means that you were the type of monkey that got killed.
94Jun02 6:48 pm Is She Weird? from Yacub
You are such an idiot. Is there a reason, or are you just dumb?
94Jun02 9:44 pm Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
You decide. It's your opinion after all.
94Jun03 3:55 pm from Hobgoblin
No. It's a fact. I don't have to decide.
94Jun03 7:11 pm Is She Promised from Yacub
Hey, do you have the booklet for the SATII, Idiot? If you look at the essays
for 2 points or 4 points in the Writing sample part...
94Jun03 9:33 pm Power Stick from By-tor
fuck I don't wanto take those tommorow...
94Jun04 12:47 pm from Hobgoblin
I didn't think they were as bad as I expected tehm to be.
The Chaos Plane> read
94Jun06 9:30 am Draught of Vintage from Psyche
YEAH. oh yeah.
94Jun06 11:31 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Energizer has faulse advertising. Consumer Reports did a test on batteries
and Duracell was rated the highest.
94Jun06 2:44 pm from Hobgoblin
I read that it had false advertising.
94Jun06 4:46 pm Ed is Dead from Yacub
I heard that too.
94Jun06 8:31 pm Farmer Brown from By-tor
you know what? I heard that Consumer Reports was accused of false advertising.
94Jun07 12:39 am from Mike Swanson
You know what I hear about Bob Barker?
94Jun07 6:24 am from By-tor
he's gay?
94Jun07 4:21 pm from Hobgoblin
Fucking aye. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? Do you have no witt? Are you
really that boring? DO YOU HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR?
94Jun08 8:48 pm Hyperkarma from Yacub
Who's Bob Barker?
94Jun09 6:24 am Circuit City from By-tor
who's Bob Barker?
94Jun09 10:13 am another message from Mike Swanson
He's the host of "The Price is Right."
94Jun10 4:26 pm Hyperkarma from Yacub
What'd he do?
94Jun10 8:10 pm another message from Mike Swanson
Something about false advertising.
94Jun11 8:43 am from Sputnik
Didnt he fuck one of his Vanna White type girls?
94Jun11 10:03 am another message from Mike Swanson
Yes, that would be the polite way of putting it.
94Jun12 10:11 am from Hobgoblin
Dude, he stuffed his shaft in her snatch. This was the one in Playboy. I bet
we could have found it if we were a little more invasive.
94Jun12 11:13 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
It just occured to me that Barnes & Barnes did a song called "Why don't yoy
kill me now?" a few years before Beck did that song "Loser." Observe:
Why don't you kill me now, baby, why don't you kill me now?
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
Incredible similarity, eh? I wonder if he plagurized Barnes & Barnes?
94Jun13 2:43 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Listen to the drum beat also. It sounds very similar to a lot of other songs.
94Jun14 1:07 pm from Hobgoblin
I'll bet so.
94Jun14 1:35 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
That Beck guy is a dick.
94Jun14 5:03 pm Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
Why? Because you disagree with him?
94Jun14 9:27 pm Courier HST from By-tor
Jeff Beck?
94Jun14 11:54 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I think he's cool... He's this wimpy weirdo rapper guy. I need to hear his
entire album before I make a decision about him.
94Jun15 6:54 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
I think he's an MTV invention. Josh, what IS there to agree or disagree with
him on? His songs are a bunch of gibberish trying to be as different as
possible.
94Jun15 7:37 pm Swing Heil! from Sputnik
I heard the name Luminary Coremaster in some sci-fi book? I wonder if he
plagurized.
94Jun15 8:43 pm Crisco from Airalin
would you call him on it if it was?? and yeah i agree with syke there, NO ONE
CARES, get a wit reality and the albitly to undersatnd things JOSH
94Jun15 9:50 pm from Sputnik
ummmmm Ever heard that saying about people living in glass houses shouldnt
throw stones. Well. It applies here.
94Jun15 10:15 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Took the words out of mouth.
94Jun16 11:33 am from Sputnik
But whats new...?
94Jun16 4:01 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Woah. Left out a "my" in that sentence up there.
94Jun16 4:37 pm from Hobgoblin
You tard.
94Jun16 5:14 pm Swanson's Dinners from Mike Swanson
You nard.
94Jun16 6:41 pm from Sputnik
you kumquat!
94Jun16 11:47 pm from Hobgoblin
Dude, you orange.
94Jun17 8:29 am Swanson's Dinners from Mike Swanson
You dork.
94Jun17 12:55 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
You melba toast.
94Jun17 2:19 pm Crisco from Airalin
wow now this is clever
94Jun17 4:37 pm Don't mean a thing from Yacub
we should make "Swing Heil!" bumper stickers.
94Jun17 5:05 pm from Sputnik
NO! We should make Swing HEil T-shirts. That would be rad.
94Jun17 11:55 pm from Hobgoblin
We should make Swing Heil T-Shirts AND byumper stickers!
94Jun18 8:19 am from Sputnik
oh yea.
94Jun18 9:17 am Don't mean a thing from Yacub
You know it!
94Jun18 10:25 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Kinkos all the way.
94Jun18 11:48 am from Hobgoblin
Totally! It looks like we'll be goign there sooner than we think for
different reasons as well.
94Jun18 12:46 pm Yacub is a Lemur from Airalin
not a bad idea, i'd buy one
94Jun18 2:58 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Is your Zine getting close to being published?
94Jun19 12:22 am from Hobgoblin
Not exactly.... it just got started, but there's nothing like a little
optimism.
94Jun19 8:54 am Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
Different reasons? Like what?
94Jun19 2:59 pm from Hobgoblin
Dude, can't tell you. It'd endanger my well-being. The spies. Dude.
94Jun19 9:12 pm Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
Oh.
94Jun19 9:34 pm from Hobgoblin
You don't believe me. Well poo on you.
94Jun19 10:30 pm from Sputnik
yea, you dumb buttball..
94Jun20 7:42 am from Hobgoblin
HAhahahahhhw
94Jun20 10:47 am Why? from Yacub
Tee hee
94Jun20 11:03 am More Jell-O please from Mike Swanson
Stop that laughing
94Jun20 4:00 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Ewwwww
94Jun20 5:20 pm from Hobgoblin
giggle
94Jun20 6:46 pm Conversations Kill from Airalin
hrm
Pube for President> read
94May31 9:14 am Snapple Iced Tea from By-tor
what would?
94May31 3:16 pm from Hobgoblin
That description that Luminary gave.
94May31 5:18 pm self confidence from By-tor
oh. neato
94May31 5:49 pm Do You Love Me Now? from Yacub
Yep.
94Jun01 12:57 am Senseless cruelty from Leqi-Unninni
You're crazy.
94Jun01 6:22 am from By-tor
me?
94Jun01 3:19 pm from Hobgoblin
No. Me?
94Jun01 9:37 pm Among the Blossoms from Yacub
Maybe. No, yes. Neither. Both. Either.
94Jun01 10:17 pm Energizer Bunny from By-tor
huh?
94Jun02 12:36 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
You.
94Jun02 2:50 pm from Hobgoblin
Oh.
94Jun02 6:48 pm Is She Weird? from Yacub
Me.
94Jun14 2:06 pm arg grog rog from Airalin
What a wonderful room!!! for the cutest most lovable person in the world!! I
loe you you little sweet thing , snicker...
94Jun14 4:51 pm Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
ahhh.
94Jun15 7:37 am from Hobgoblin
I think he's a dork.
94Jun15 12:29 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
But he's a cute, loveable dork!
94Jun15 8:32 pm Crisco from Airalin
but he's darling!! and he makes me laugh. and it only amtters what i think and
obviously if i did listen to you well envemrid, i did, forget that, scratch
it, whack oopen it's belly wiht an ax and hang it up it eh smokehouse to dry.
dood i ddi listen to what oyu had think. scary stuff.
94Jun15 9:08 pm from Hobgoblin
What the fuck.
94Jun15 10:09 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Sigh. SO good to have you back, Airalin. Spice things up a bit.
94Jun15 10:54 pm Call me V'ger from Mike Swanson
Sounds like she's on a heavy dose of Robitussin.
94Jun17 2:12 pm Crisco from Airalin
kill me
94Jun17 4:17 pm Hyperkarma from Yacub
Why?
94Jun17 5:00 pm from Sputnik
Because longing for death is dark.
94Jun18 9:11 am Don't mean a thing from Yacub
True.
94Jun18 12:24 pm Crisco from Airalin
I AM NOT DARK. why?? why??? nothing that's why.
94Jun18 2:26 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
What about a shoe shine? A shiney shoe. What about a shoe shine? For you.
94Jun18 4:28 pm from Sputnik
true, Airalin is not dark.
94Jun19 12:46 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Dark sucks.
94Jun19 8:35 am Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
Suck this.
94Jun19 11:37 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Fuck that.
94Jun19 2:12 pm Yacub is a Lemur from Airalin
Fuck the universe
94Jun19 2:48 pm from Hobgoblin
Dude, yeah. She's got phatty hottage.
94Jun19 5:08 pm Call me Cerebus from Mike Swanson
What is "hottage"?
94Jun19 9:00 pm Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
It's cool.
94Jun19 9:26 pm from Hobgoblin
It's on chicks.
94Jun19 10:43 pm FULL IMPULSE POWER! from Mike Swanson
Must be too alternative for me. Oh, you kids and your crazy street lingo.
Little cretins, all of you.
94Jun20 7:36 am from Hobgoblin
Dude, chicks. Phatty hottage. Totally.
94Jun20 10:42 am Why? from Yacub
We're just wild and crazy, you know it.
94Jun20 11:01 am More Jell-O please from Mike Swanson
Yep, the pace is just too quick for me in the 90s. I'm a relic. You kids
with our fast talk and new-fangled way...it's too much.
94Jun20 3:52 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Mike is an enigma.
94Jun20 4:08 pm More Jell-O please from Mike Swanson
Riddle me this, sweetheart.
94Jun20 5:17 pm from Hobgoblin
Riddle this, huwagh.
94Jun20 5:44 pm from Wraith
Girlies!
94Jun20 6:28 pm Conversations Kill from Airalin
ew
94Jun20 6:28 pm Conversations Kill from Airalin
you
94Jun20 6:28 pm Conversations Kill from Airalin
New
94Jun20 6:29 pm Conversations Kill from Airalin
for god's sake!! take me home!!! this is insane!!! NOTHING WOOHOOOOOOO call
eh?? it hink so. lift me up from this pit, take me home again, let me out LET
ME OUT LET ME OUT PLEEEEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
94Jun20 7:32 pm Psychepanties from Mike Swanson
Open the door!
94Jun20 8:25 pm from Hobgoblin
Hum?
94Jun20 10:05 pm from Sputnik
her eyes bleed.
94Jun21 1:10 am Why Not? from Yacub
What if *I* got to meat Kim Deal? I think I would die.
94Jun21 10:03 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Meat?
94Jun21 10:37 am from Sputnik
You sicko!
94Jun21 12:59 pm from Hobgoblin
You idiot! HAhahahahaha. That's such the Lack of Sleep retardation.
94Jun21 3:15 pm Calling Card from Airalin
wow that was a cool poem. watch Open the door! hum? her eyes bleed. what if
*I* got to meat Kim Deal? i think i would die. meat? you sicko! you idiot!
hahhahahahahaha. that's such the lack of sleep retardation. hrm. avant garde.
but hten you can make most things avant garde. funny thing about that, isn't
it?
94Jun21 7:35 pm from Wraith
What if I gave you a melvin?
94Jun21 10:46 pm Natural from Yacub
Woah. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! I'm SO so sorry for that fuck up. Now I have to
cleanse my soal.
94Jun22 7:13 am from Hobgoblin
Hur hur hur. Good thing you meant to do that... (?) "soal"
another fuckin room> read
94May31 5:20 pm self confidence from By-tor
cause either way the reader assumes that whover answers does it whatever
his/her answer is. Btw it's no. or it could be yes... it all depends.
infact i don't and if i get real defensive about it it probably means I do so
I won't.
94May31 5:50 pm Do You Love Me Now? from Yacub
I don't. No, really, I mean that.
94May31 7:07 pm from Hobgoblin
Seriously, guys. Believe me... I'm tellin you the truth. I'll give you a
quarter if you believe me.
94May31 7:49 pm amused to death from By-tor
hehehehe. you don't wanto know what went through my mind when I read those two
messages. Just what I said but it was fucked up you know?
94May31 8:49 pm Atomic....... from Sputnik
MAye 10% of the population are neuters. I once aw one n Donahue, and its name
was was Toby. It wasnt a male, or a female. It just was. Someone asked it,
" So what do you do for fun?!(implying sex)" And it said in a voice that
could be a mans or womens, "Well..I like too read books, go to the movies.."
94Jun01 1:00 am Senseless cruelty from Leqi-Unninni
Hahahha. Talk shows are cool. Who said that someone was unsure about their
sexuality? What do the two issues have in common? And, who cares?
94Jun01 6:23 am from By-tor
ugg, I hate talk shows, they are sooo fake and boring. it's just like gossip.
94Jun01 2:44 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
10% of the population are neuters? That would mean one out of every ten
people is one! I've met thousands of people and none of them were neuters, at
least as far as I could tell. That's weird. You can't trust Donahue. THAT'S
A TOTAL LIE!!! hur hur hur
94Jun01 3:21 pm from Hobgoblin
Then they have chode. Or is it choad. Who knows. Who cares. I watched one
with really busty babes.
94Jun01 4:15 pm the Spirit of Radio from By-tor
was that the one with the chick with the 44ddd? or was it 56ddd?
94Jun01 7:29 pm This is from Zeylan
I saw this one bitch while I was flipping channels, she was on one of those
shows, I don't remember which. "Geraldo" or "sLeeza" or "Judy" or "Steve" or
whichever one, I don't think it matters. Anyway, this chick had the biggest
tits I had ever seen in my life. Bigger than her head. Bigger than her
TORSO. I'm surprised her rib cage didn't collapse from the weight. She was
really thin except for these fucking medicine-ball tits, and she said she
weighed 375 pounds, and most of it was TIT. She was like a 4000 with an X
cup. Normally I like a robust woman but this was making me throw up. So
she's talking about how wonderful it is to be a mutant, and how she was a
stripper, and she would never get a reduction no matter what. Then Geraldo or
Migueldo or whoever it was asked her to stand up and walk around for a
minute. She couldn't do it. She stood up and damn near fell over, she
couldn't walk faster than an old fart with a cane. In fact, she says normally
she gets around with a walker. Twenty-three years old and she uses a WALKER
for chrissakes, and she's saying how great it is to have these elephantic
titties. And it's not even attractive, like I said, I was wanting to throw
up. I had to physically restrain myself from projecting my barf, do you
understand what I am saying? It was inhuman. All I can say is that if I ever
had to be stranded on a life raft with one person, it'd be her. We'd float
forever. Unless she was too topheavy and kept tipping us over. And oh my
god, the sharks; those tits would feed the Atlantic ocean, I hadn't thought
about that. Okay, nevermind, scratch the lifeboat, but if I was a cannibal,
oh boy.
94Jun01 7:53 pm from Mike Swanson
That may be the longest message from Zeylan EVER. (Let's have a little round
of applause for the Zeymaster. Woo hoo!)
94Jun01 8:14 pm This is from Zeylan
No, actually, I've written quite a lot of messages that go on for pages and
pages. Shows how much you know! Ha! Infidel!
94Jun01 8:28 pm Transformers from By-tor
ooh boy am I exstaTITic!! hehe yea, I think were talking bout the same
mutant....
94Jun01 9:39 pm Among the Blossoms from Yacub
I saw her. Wasn't her name "Chesty" or "Bustina" or something?
94Jun01 9:40 pm Among the Blossoms from Yacub
All Hail Talk Soup, and bow down to the great Greg Kinnear.
94Jun01 10:18 pm Energizer Bunny from By-tor
greg is cool, doesn't he have a female counterpart?
94Jun01 10:44 pm from Mike Swanson
(Let's have a little round of applause for the Zeymaster ANYWAY. WoooOOO
HooooOOO!)
94Jun01 11:29 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
hehe. HEY! In this week's installment of the Weekly World News, one of the
cover stories is that a woman with large breasts was stranded in the ocean,
but her breasts kept her afloat until she could be rescued! It showed a
picture of her with her husband, and I swear it looked like she had two beach
balls stuffed in her sweater. No wonder they kept her afloat, they were
probably inflatable.
94Jun02 12:43 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
It must be that inbreeding.
94Jun02 5:35 am from Mike Swanson
One more round of applause! WoooOOO HooooOOO!
94Jun02 2:52 pm from Hobgoblin
I think that was the same show I saw.
94Jun02 3:36 pm Draught of Vintage from Psyche
woo hoo
94Jun02 5:42 pm from Mike Swanson
Hot damn I feel another burst of applause coming on for Zeylan. WooooooOOO
HooooOOOO! Yes! Let's give him the wave!
94Jun02 6:49 pm Is She Weird? from Yacub
This weeks installment.... HAHAHHAhahahahAHaHa
94Jun02 7:09 pm This is from Zeylan
Let's all give Mike a great big pat on the head! Down boy, good boy, that's a
good boy, now go take your nap. Wooo hoooooo.
94Jun02 7:54 pm from Mike Swanson
Oooo the crowd turns on the Zeymeiser....a deadly hush fills the pavilion.
94Jun03 7:32 am Draught of Vintage from Psyche
AnticiPATION, me fine feathered friends.
94Jun03 7:12 pm Is She Promised from Yacub
Ahoy, matey!
94Jun04 12:48 pm from Hobgoblin
Yeh.
94Jun04 1:08 pm from Mike Swanson
Yah har yah har
94Jun19 1:31 pm This is from Zeylan
I
94Jun19 1:31 pm This is from Zeylan
have
94Jun19 1:31 pm This is from Zeylan
some
94Jun19 1:31 pm This is from Zeylan
thing
94Jun19 1:31 pm This is from Zeylan
to
94Jun19 1:31 pm This is from Zeylan
say
94Jun19 1:31 pm This is from Zeylan
but
94Jun19 1:31 pm This is from Zeylan
I
94Jun19 1:31 pm This is from Zeylan
forget
94Jun19 1:31 pm This is from Zeylan
what
94Jun19 1:31 pm This is from Zeylan
it
94Jun19 1:31 pm This is from Zeylan
was.
94Jun19 2:13 pm Yacub is a Lemur from Airalin
oh well you'll mmer if it's important enuff, snicker, don't you HATE when
peopel say that??
94Jun19 9:00 pm Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
They never say that to me. They know I won't remember anyway.
94Jun20 6:35 pm Conversations Kill from Airalin
Creatures kissing in the rain shapeless in the dark again in the hanging garden
please don't speak in the hanging garden catching haloes on the moon gives me
hands the sahpes of angels in the heat of the night the animals scream in the
heat of the night walking into a dream.... fall fall fall fall into the walls
jump jump out of time fall fall fall fall out of the sky cover my face as the
animals cry creatures kissing in the rain shapeless in the dark again in a
hangin garden change the past in a hanging garden wearing furs and masks fall
fall fall fall into the walls jump jump out of time fall fall fall fall out of
the sky cover my face as the animals die in the hanging garden -robert smith
94Jun20 10:06 pm from Sputnik
Baccus thinks dats cool!
94Jun21 1:11 am Why Not? from Yacub
I'm too tired to decide if I like it or not.
94Jun21 10:04 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
I hate Robert Smith. I like it, but I am against it on principle.
94Jun21 12:59 pm from Hobgoblin
"Surrender, rend it, it's yours!"
94Jun21 3:16 pm Calling Card from Airalin
i don' liek robert smith either, but i still liek that.
94Jun21 5:26 pm from Kia
Who doesn't like fat bob!?!?!
94Jun21 6:11 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
I don't. I don't.
94Jun21 7:35 pm from Wraith
Do you know what I'm going to say?
94Jun21 7:41 pm This is from Zeylan
Something stupid, I'd wager.
94Jun21 10:47 pm Natural from Yacub
Isn't he the guy from teh Cure?
94Jun22 2:17 pm from Wraith
errr, no.
94Jun22 8:19 pm from Sputnik
No..thats Joseph Smith. wait. hes the mormon dude.
Sanctuary*> read
94May26 3:57 pm Spittle from Yacub
I'd wear a white maid's uniform. And Lum, I was wondering how long it would
take someone to pick up on that.
94May26 4:34 pm Senseless cruelty from Leqi-Unninni
It wasn't me.
94May27 9:24 am Love her from Psyche
Shut up about the maid's uniform. Dude, you smell AND you're a Russian robot
spy. So dude, I'll kick your ass.
94May27 8:51 pm This is from Zeylan
For those select few of you who care, the Haunted Manor is back up. 687-4616.
94May27 10:03 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
*GASP* Really??? HOORAY!!! I'll call immediately.
94May27 10:04 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
I just changed it to the new number in my directory!
94May28 8:20 pm This is from Zeylan
Thank you for sharing.
94May28 11:37 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
You're welcome.
94May31 6:22 am Do You Love Me Now? from Yacub
You stud.
94Jun01 1:01 am Senseless cruelty from Leqi-Unninni
No no no...you're the stud.
94Jun01 9:40 pm Among the Blossoms from Yacub
Hey, thanks.
94Jun15 8:48 pm Crisco from Airalin
/\/eat-O! so when is catch 22 comign back up??
94Jun17 4:17 pm Hyperkarma from Yacub
Never?
94Jun18 12:25 pm Crisco from Airalin
no, that was cool, i really liekd that board and the poll thign was the best.
it would be a really cool board if you kept it up ya know (G)
94Jun18 2:27 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Is the line still there?
94Jun19 8:36 am Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
Um... well it was using MY phone line, and it was annoying having to use my
dad's, so we stopped it.
94Jun19 2:13 pm Yacub is a Lemur from Airalin
but is was neato.
94Jun19 9:00 pm Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
Wanna use your phone?
94Jun20 6:36 pm Conversations Kill from Airalin
kill my mom and we've got a deal
Phooey> read
94Jun15 5:56 pm This is from Zeylan
Yes, moron, AIM. It means to aspire to a certain goal, to have a direction.
Unlike you, I am actually aware that many words have more than one meaning.
"Duh, me no unnerstan, aim mean shoot with gun, what you mean zay len."
94Jun15 6:55 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
God. Zeylan is cool huh huh huh.
94Jun15 7:38 pm Swing Heil! from Sputnik
Phooey is such a great band!
94Jun15 8:44 pm Crisco from Airalin
If oyu were in school Zeylan you nevermind, i'll tell you later
94Jun15 9:18 pm from Hobgoblin
HHAhwhwahwahwaHWHWHWHWhwhwahWAHWAhwahwahawhaw. HAhahahahaahwwhaaa
94Jun15 9:51 pm from Sputnik
I bet you will. ==:)
94Jun15 10:15 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
This is like, so blithe.
94Jun16 8:48 am from Hobgoblin
Oooo ahhh. Vocabchick.
94Jun16 4:02 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Just WAIT for those SAT verbal scores, baby.
94Jun16 4:38 pm from Hobgoblin
And just WAIT for those math scores. Hahahhahaha
94Jun16 5:14 pm Swanson's Dinners from Mike Swanson
The waiting....
94Jun16 6:42 pm from Sputnik
I am a patient boy! I wait I wait I wait.
94Jun16 11:48 pm from Hobgoblin
Everybody's movin! Everybody's groovin! I can't understand the rest ooof the
sooooong.
94Jun17 8:29 am Swanson's Dinners from Mike Swanson
OOOOF! Man that hurt
94Jun17 2:21 pm Crisco from Airalin
try listening soemtime hobgoblin
94Jun17 2:33 pm from Hobgoblin
I do. But the words are often unintelligible.
94Jun17 4:39 pm Don't mean a thing from Yacub
Everybody's movin'! Everybody's groovin' baby! Folks climbin'(?) up, up high
just to get down...
94Jun17 4:40 pm Don't mean a thing from Yacub
And, BTW, This is SO FUCKING FUNNY!
This room I mean. Damn It's funny.
94Jun17 5:06 pm from Sputnik
Phooey is such a cool band
94Jun18 9:17 am Don't mean a thing from Yacub
You're right there.
94Jun18 12:46 pm Yacub is a Lemur from Airalin
never heard them. but oyu knew that. i'd liek to though
94Jun18 2:59 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Hop A Little.
94Jun18 4:37 pm from Sputnik
They are playing tonight. But Sparker has priority.
94Jun19 8:54 am Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
I get by with alittle help from my friends. Sparker was great. They ACTUALLY
PLAYED turning japanese.
94Jun19 11:43 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
And we swinged. WE swung. We shook our hands. We jigged.
94Jun19 3:00 pm from Hobgoblin
I didn't. I didn't conform! Neener neener neener!
94Jun19 9:12 pm Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
That's because you're a robot, and you have no emotions.
94Jun19 9:34 pm from Hobgoblin
Am not!
94Jun19 10:31 pm from Sputnik
Well, we had fun doing it like a bunch of mindless sheep!
94Jun19 10:46 pm FULL IMPULSE POWER! from Mike Swanson
Baaah.
94Jun20 7:42 am from Hobgoblin
Exactly.
94Jun20 10:47 am Why? from Yacub
Shave me!
94Jun20 11:04 am More Jell-O please from Mike Swanson
You mean, "shear me!"
94Jun20 4:00 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
That's it. Vow of silence time.
94Jun20 4:13 pm More Jell-O please from Mike Swanson
Mmmm! Mmmmft! Mmmmm!
94Jun20 6:47 pm Conversations Kill from Airalin
hee hee. i'l hsave ya yacub, i got this nifty eletric razor thingie, ti's so
fun!! i don't wanna stop shaving hen i use it so i'll jsut shave you. plenty
of hair!!! hee hee, shave shave shave lallalalaldeeeda!!! ooo boy!!
94Jun20 7:37 pm Pac Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Whole lot of shaving going on in here.
94Jun20 8:32 pm from Hobgoblin
I know a kid who shaved his pubes because he was bored. Then it grew in and
he complained for a month because his crotch had a terminal itch. It was kind
of obnoxious because people caught him scratching himself more than usual.
94Jun20 9:13 pm Pac Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Man, you'd have to be REALLY bored.
94Jun20 10:14 pm from Sputnik
disgustingly bored. Thats better then dying your pubic hair tho. There was
this one grrrl who burned herself badly there doing it. sigh. giggle
94Jun20 10:23 pm Pac Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Well, I'm reaching for the electric razor as we speak. Wish me luck
everyone! Smooch smooch!
94Jun20 10:23 pm Pac Man Fever from Mike Swanson
Bzzzzzt. OW!
94Jun21 1:19 am Why Not? from Yacub
No! Don't use the Epilady!
94Jun21 2:31 am Ohio women = goofy from Mike Swanson
Applying an Epilady there would be suicide, you fool.
94Jun21 10:13 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Icky poo.
94Jun21 10:23 am NO COMMENT from Mike Swanson
Bzzt.
94Jun21 1:06 pm from Hobgoblin
Tostidos restaurant style corn chips from Price Club. That's the ticket.
94Jun21 3:30 pm Calling Card from Airalin
noononoo really. eletric razors are col. they can't cut you. see taht's the
good thing. STOP THE MASOCHISM.
94Jun21 4:32 pm from Hobgoblin
They don't make your skin smooth as a baby's ass, tho.
94Jun21 7:35 pm from Wraith
(Totally inane comment)
94Jun21 7:45 pm This is from Zeylan
(Snide retort)
94Jun21 7:56 pm Stove Top Stuffing from Mike Swanson
(smart ass wisecrack)
94Jun21 10:56 pm Wipe my Butt from Yacub
Did anyone besides me see the "anal probe" skit on TKITH today? "All we've
found out is that one in ten likes it."
94Jun22 8:37 am This is from Zeylan
What in the fuck is TKITH?
94Jun22 8:37 am This is from Zeylan
Oh, wait. I get it. It's some sort of hip, alternative abbreviation for The
Kids in the Hall. Witty.
94Jun22 8:56 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Has anyone else seen that MST3K where Santa and Satan are battling it out
over Christmas Eve?
94Jun22 12:25 pm This is from Zeylan
I have. Unfortunately.
94Jun22 2:17 pm from Wraith
She's proud she had seen it.
Praise, Adoration!> read
94Jun05 6:37 pm from Hobgoblin
French Festival?! UGH.
94Jun05 7:50 pm from Sputnik
The French Festival is scary. But it has its own..eu..eu joie de vivre!
94Jun05 8:33 pm Tequila Sunrise from By-tor
that was a cool piece of prose.
94Jun06 9:24 am Draught of Vintage from Psyche
Prose THIS.
94Jun06 9:25 am Draught of Vintage from Psyche
You know, I'm not really this negative of a person. It's just that there are,
on this board, a few idiots (names withheld to protect the innocent) who piss
me off to no end. Thus, every message I post is icky.
94Jun06 11:17 am Make me laugh from Lack of Sleep
and lame, and dumb, and with no thought behind them what so ever. But besides
that, What ever do you mean?
94Jun06 2:19 pm Jean-Claude from Sputnik
HEr point has been proven! Thank you LoS!
94Jun06 2:38 pm from Hobgoblin
Exactly! LoS, you manage to come through every time.
94Jun06 3:30 pm Marie-Sophie duBois from Psyche
Thanks for being there for me, Josh. no. Really.
94Jun06 4:39 pm Ed is Dead from Yacub
Sorry Psyche, I didn't mean to piss you off like that. And the French suck,
but they make Crepes...
94Jun07 9:27 am Marie-Sophie duBois from Psyche
What are you talking about you pissing me off, Yacub?
94Jun07 3:53 pm Dykes Rule! from Yacub
Shut up, you dumb cunt.
94Jun07 4:16 pm from Hobgoblin
CUNT. That's my favorite food.
94Jun08 8:45 pm Hyperkarma from Yacub
Make your beard look like a glazed donut.
94Jun09 10:08 am another message from Mike Swanson
So, how about them Dodgers?
94Jun10 4:24 pm Hyperkarma from Yacub
"Fuck you Lee!"
94Jun12 10:05 am from Hobgoblin
What are you going to do with all these toasters?!
94Jun12 12:27 pm Swing Grrrl from Psyche
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
94Jun12 10:56 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Every time I see LoS, it makes me think of LiS, which means Lost in Space.
That was an awesome TV show, and an even better comic series. But Innovation,
the company that published them, went out of business, in mid-series! Arrgh!
Now I don't know what will happen in the book!
94Jun14 1:02 pm from Hobgoblin
Ok.
94Jun14 11:45 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Well, I'm glad we've got that all straightened out, now.
94Jun15 8:33 pm Crisco from Airalin
whatever, all i saw was that last one. like i would care even if i did read
all the smg's in here. don't know just amusing myself until that curse from
birth fly's back in her bitch'es volvo from good ol boston.
94Jun17 4:19 pm Don't mean a thing from Yacub
That was 100% wrong, hob.
94Jun17 11:49 pm from Hobgoblin
Lookit, bucko, "I don't NEED your shit!"
94Jun18 9:11 am Don't mean a thing from Yacub
Eat fuck!
94Jun18 11:42 am from Hobgoblin
Eat fuck!
94Jun18 12:25 pm Crisco from Airalin
Fuck fuck!
94Jun18 2:27 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Eat fuck, it's fun.
94Jun18 3:57 pm from Hobgoblin
Eat fuck!
94Jun18 4:29 pm from Sputnik
I will refrain
94Jun19 12:18 am from Hobgoblin
Nooo!!!! You broke the chain.
94Jun19 12:46 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Fuck THIS, HUWAGH
94Jun19 8:37 am Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
Enjoy life. Eat out more often.
94Jun19 11:37 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
Eat bread and Provolone.
94Jun19 1:21 pm This is from Zeylan
Eat my fuck.
94Jun19 2:13 pm Yacub is a Lemur from Airalin
eat nothing. you die quicker that way
94Jun19 2:50 pm from Hobgoblin
I think I'll eat food and preserve my health, thankyouverymuch. Incidentally,
you know what I found out? Eating too much french bread leads to severe
constipation. My dad told me that this morning after I told him about
yesterday.
94Jun19 5:08 pm Call me Cerebus from Mike Swanson
It has never constipated me.
94Jun19 9:00 pm Don't Mean a Thing from Yacub
Why would you want to die?
94Jun19 9:27 pm from Hobgoblin
dude, death. evil
94Jun19 10:44 pm FULL IMPULSE POWER! from Mike Swanson
Now, tearing up and eating the Yellow Pages, THAT'LL constipate you.
94Jun20 7:36 am from Hobgoblin
I wonder if the yellow pages are more dangerous to ingest than the white
pages... I mean, there's probably some strange chemical to make them yellow.
94Jun20 8:39 am This is from Zeylan
Your dad is seriously odd.
94Jun20 10:43 am Why? from Yacub
And of course the yellow pages have all the colored ink.
94Jun20 11:02 am More Jell-O please from Mike Swanson
It's no laxative.
94Jun20 5:44 pm from Wraith
Laxatives are dangerous.
94Jun20 6:37 pm Conversations Kill from Airalin
especialy the ones that look liek choclate
94Jun20 8:26 pm from Hobgoblin
Um....
94Jun21 1:12 am Why Not? from Yacub
But the ones that look like kiwi are fine.
94Jun21 3:18 pm Calling Card from Airalin
no you have to be careful of those too. the lesson here kids is, NO LAXTIVES
ARE FINE, they can be in anyhting or anyone. so be careful, test your food
before you eat it. you enver know where that commie laxative couldbe , in your
town in your street yes even in your home!!!! brought to you in Atomo vision
the new motion picture screen !!!!!! yes kids MANT. ahhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
94Jun21 7:36 pm from Wraith
Go straight for the ENEMA!
94Jun21 10:47 pm Natural from Yacub
Smell-o-vision. I need to go to the Secret Spot.
94Jun22 7:13 am from Hobgoblin
IF you go barefoot waterskiing, you'll get an enema.
94Jun22 7:14 am from Hobgoblin
No shit, I'm serious.
94Jun22 7:14 am from Hobgoblin
Get it? HAhahahahahahahahahah. Sorry. But it's still true anyway.
94Jun22 8:51 am Swing Grrrl from Psyche
I don't get it.
94Jun22 2:18 pm from Wraith
Its better that you don't. It was horrible!
94Jun22 7:53 pm from Hobgoblin
Oh my god. Enema, no shit, uh... sorry. It was an obscure horrid joke. I'll
try not to do somethign like it ever agian.
Sampo!*> read
94May26 3:59 pm Spittle from Yacub
What's the oddesy II?
94May26 4:35 pm Senseless cruelty from Leqi-Unninni
Something not too nice.
94May27 4:07 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
It's extremely cheesy. It has one of those annoying psuedo-touch-sensitive
keyboards on the front of it... So they're not real keys, just plastic things
that you press on to get to work. Arrgh.
94May29 3:04 pm Senseless cruelty from Leqi-Unninni
What?
94May29 5:44 pm This is from Zeylan
Is By-Dork getting on anyone's nerves other than mine?
94May29 6:44 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Yeah... Who IS he, anyway?
94May29 11:29 pm Love her from Psyche
Mike, make hi go the way of C-K.
94May30 12:42 am Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Mike's not invited in here.
94May30 2:21 am Deep thoughts from Genghis Khan
Hi!
94May30 2:21 am Deep thoughts from Genghis Khan
Bye!
94May30 10:47 am This is from Zeylan
Who let that idiot in here?
94May30 6:39 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Not I, said the duck.
94May31 2:16 am Deep thoughts from Genghis Khan
I'm an idiot, huh?
94May31 6:24 am Do You Love Me Now? from Yacub
Maybe.
94Jun01 1:02 am Senseless cruelty from Leqi-Unninni
Yes.
94Jun01 8:35 am Deep thoughts from Genghis Khan
Thanks.
94Jun01 9:40 pm Among the Blossoms from Yacub
So positive, you are.
94Jun02 7:11 pm This is from Zeylan
I got some literature from a company trying to sell us computer monitors. The
compay was "Sampo". I kid you not. Sampo monitors. I just about shit when I
saw that. Next it'll be Pickle controller cards.
94Jun02 11:34 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
And then Hot Pudding RAM chips.
94Jun03 7:13 pm Is She Promised from Yacub
Are you serioud? (ramchip) Sampo Monitors? (ramchip) I can't (ramchip)
believe a company (ramchip) would actually call (ramchip) themselves
(ramchip) sampo. (ramchip) Did I ever upload the actual defenition for
(ramchip) Sampo though?
94Jun03 8:02 pm This is from Zeylan
No you didn't, and you seem to be having some sort of short circuit of your
own there.
94Jun04 11:09 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Was he eating them while he talked?
94Jun05 6:41 am And her head from Yacub
I guess you missed that episode.
94Jun05 5:55 pm Mental Liquid from Luminary Coremaster
Is this an MST3K thing?
94Jun06 4:39 pm Ed is Dead from Yacub
Yeop.
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