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   89Sep09 7:28 pm from Foamy Gel Jr.
 New user! Yeah. So how do we get into the net-chat on this computer? I
 met  someone  named  CLAIRE on a net-chat thingy in LA a few weeks ago
 and she sounds like my soul-mate. Yeah. I hear  she's  a  nymphomaniac
 heroin  addict.  So  I don't want to lose touch with her. Anyone knowe
 CLAIRE? I knowe I knowe, there are lots of CLAIRES out  THERE,  but  I
 want to keep in touch with this one. Please help me locate this mysti-
 cal personage!

   89Sep09 7:35 pm from Foamy Gel Jr.
 There  ain't  nothing wrong with Commies. I had one a while ago and it
 sucked, but there's nothing wrong with them. There a real  accomplish-
 ment  for  computers  made from walky-talky parts. People who own com-
 puters made by other companies resent commies because they're  so  in-
 expensive.  It's a major problem that we're sort of taught in a subtle
 way that the costlier = the better.

   89Sep09 7:39 pm from Foamy Gel Jr.
 Colin you're using the word in a sense  that's  really  obsolete  now.
 Webster's  says so. A wharf is synonymous with a pier in modern usage.
 Maybe you're old enough that you remember way back when  there  was  a
 distinction.  If  that's  true you're probably going to be dead before
 you get to read this, so why try. I don't know. It's not much fun here
 anymore...

   89Sep09 7:32 pm from Foamy Gel Jr.
 I need that cooler. I can put it next to my bed  while  I'm  sweating,
 turning  my bed into a marsh like what happens on hot summer days like
 now. I just lie here sweating, and images  keep  floating  through  my
 mind,  like  of  the  swing I fell off when I was ten. Everyone in the
 playground suddenly turned round totally silent and there I was, lying
 on the ground sweating. Now it's my bed, the playground,  but  nothing
 fun happens here no more.

   89Sep09 7:52 pm from Foamy Gel Jr.
 Speaking of lichens, some of them on the antarctic continent get  com-
 pletely  frozen  during  the  winter--completely frozen--but then they
 thaw out during the spring and literally come back  to  life.  So  can
 some kinds of lasagna. If these things can do it, so can people right?
 I  think  the trick isn't just the temperature and the kind of freezer
 bag you put the person in, it's also the position he's in when you put
 him in the fridge.

    If this could be done successfully, I think  I'd  do  it,  because
 it's not much fun here anymore.

   89Sep09 from Foamy Gel Jr.
 Katz?  Katz? Sure, I have one. I got it when my dog got run over. Katz
 are more serene than dogs, they're little  they  eat  less,  and  they
 don't bark. They always got this sorta distent look in their eyes like
 dust  sorta,  or  cobwebs  and  they walk around under furniture or in
 corners or attics. They don't go out in the open, they hide away cause
 it's not much fun here anymore.

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