92Nov13 1:52 pm from Dark Dr. X in Type An Adventure>
YEs. In fact there is an equaly important script over on ZXB...
92Nov13 9:48 pm from Dark Dr. X in Type An Adventure>
I WISH I WAS ACTUALLY REAL. FUCK, I MIGHT AS WELL FUCKING VANISH.
NO LUCK, XENOPHOBES!!?>!)(*WS^D(*AEO&DTliusakdjasd
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92Nov14 2:00 pm from The Newstyle in Type An Adventure>
Cheer up, ddx. You're young. You have your whole life ahead of you.
92Nov14 7:06 pm from Dark Dr. X in Type An Adventure>
I knew that. Duh. Say, has ANYONE ever done ASCIIs of themselves?
If not, I am quite proud to be the first.
92Nov15 12:51 pm from Dark Dr. X in Type An Adventure>
I wish people would at least acknowledge my messages.
92Nov15 3:29 pm from Amarantheus in Type An Adventure>
I don't know, ddx.. Maybe somebody has acknowledged your messages on some
other plane or alternate universe or something.
92Nov15 8:30 pm from Dark Dr. X in Type An Adventure>
mm. ddX it is.
92Nov15 10:27 pm from Luminary Coremaster in Type An Adventure>
Maybe your message traveled through a worm hole, and just as two intergalatic
super-forces were negogiating peace, it came out, and transelated it meant
"You mother is a vegesexual rhino!" and both leaders thought the message came
from the other, thus resulting in an even bigger war, which eventually killed
18 million billion people. Good job, ddX!
(Hehe...I adapted that from a concept in the Hitchhiker's Guide...)
92Nov16 12:33 am from Dark Dr. X in Type An Adventure>
I'm sad. I want a girl to be here with me. Hey, haven't I mentioned that
before? And of course, I'm the most needy, because I live in a complete Utopia
(see the script in Happyness is a..> (I guess), and in that, I am everything.
There are two chairs, but one to sit in them. There are two pillows, but one
to use them. There are two computers and one to use them. There are two book
cases, but one to read books from them. There are two mice, but one to click
them. There are Two radios, but only one to listen to them. There are two
modems, but only one to call out with them. There are two boxes of tissue
paper, but only one to cry into them. There are two clocks, but only one to
look at them. There are Two desks, but only one to sit at them. There are two
sets of earphones, but only one to listen to them. There are two 'Guides but
only one to read them. There are two flashlights, but only one to light them.
There are two expensive pens, but only one to use them. There are two phones,
but only one to call out with them. There are two phone lines, but only one to
use them. There are only two keyboards, but only one typist. There is only
enough heat for half a person, but another would fix that. There is a lone
child, sitting in his chair of power, listening to the music he wrote, reading
the script he wrote, looking at the animations he drew, watching the BBS he
created, thinking.."Oh, how lonely I am". With his legs cross-legged, wearing
all black, listening to sad music at 12:30 in the morning, in the dark, with
only the dim glow of the computer monitors. Dreaming that lips come from out
of the dark and kiss him softly on the cheek. Sitting. Waiting. Typing.
Thinking. Dreaming. Utopia. Girls. Sadness. The dim glow of the monitors
ficker and the boy's eyes light up, only to see yet another immature name
scroll up the screen and he returns to his dream. Lips coming out from the
dark. Sitting. Silence. Thinking. Waiting. Wishing. Dying. Sweating. Sitting
in the dark. wishing. Lips out of the dark. Kiss on the cheek. Flaring of his
eyes. Lips from the dark. Kissing. Loving. Eyes from the dark. Loving.
Sitting, thinking. Darkness. Another month goes by. Sitting, waiting,
thinking. Lips from the dark. Kissing. Wishing. Eyes from the dark. Loving.
Another year goes by. wishing.
-The story of my life. Please help me. If you have any emotion
left inside that body of yours, you will understand my pain
and anger.
96Nov12 5:02 pm A Stuffed Turkey from Norbus
Is it possible that any of the fake accounts are really Dark Doctor X?
96Nov12 5:09 pm Another Biff from Null
That's an interesting thought. I doubt it, but it's possible.
96Nov12 5:41 pm from Swagman
I'm hungry.
96Nov12 6:12 pm more stuff from Mike Swanson
Waiter! Waiter!
96Nov12 6:12 pm more stuff from Mike Swanson
We haven't heard from DDX in a long time.
96Nov12 6:21 pm Frosted Donuts from Code Zero
There's a fly in my soup!
96Nov12 6:36 pm from Papaya Person
Oh, you mean you wanted french fries on the side!
96Nov13 7:48 am A Stuffed Turkey from Norbus
Porque no nada nada? Porque no traje traje.
96Nov13 7:49 am A Stuffed Turkey from Norbus
So no one's heard from DDX in a long time. Maybe it's because he's a fake
account.
96Nov13 3:19 pm Frosted Donuts from Code Zero
All I remember is his stupid ass TV. I used to prank call him alot on that
show.
96Nov13 3:48 pm A Stuffed Turkey from Norbus
I never got my chance to see that
96Nov13 4:56 pm This is from Zeylan
You didn't miss much.
96Nov13 5:40 pm from Swagman
Zeylan has a special love for DDX that's touching to see in this day and age.
96Nov13 5:55 pm This is from Zeylan
I'm getting all misty-eyed.
96Nov13 7:19 pm more stuff from Mike Swanson
Fetch him a tissue.
96Nov13 7:41 pm A Stuffed Turkey from Norbus
Zeylan doesn't seem like the type that has the lotion in his kleenex.
96Nov13 8:11 pm This is from Zeylan
No, I'm the type that PUTS the lotion in my kleenex.
96Nov13 8:40 pm more stuff from Mike Swanson
We should have known.
96Nov13 10:54 pm Frosted Donuts from Code Zero
He's a 90's guy.
96Nov14 6:35 am from Swagman
Yeah, he's 90's retro.
96Nov14 7:46 am from Henry the Ape
I'm 90's jungle-bunny.
96Nov14 9:58 am This is from Zeylan
Ah, more racist comments from a Luminary spin-off.
96Nov14 12:39 pm A Stuffed Turkey from Norbus
Look at that monkey go.
96Nov14 2:17 pm more stuff from Mike Swanson
Thanks, Howard Cosell.
96Nov14 2:37 pm Another Biff from Null
I saw an episode of DDX's TV show. I was thinking of calling in, but the show
was wrapping up and it was too late.. Or was the phone busy? Actually I
think it was a combination of the two.
96Nov14 3:14 pm more stuff from Mike Swanson
What was the show like?
96Nov14 3:22 pm Frosted Donuts from Code Zero
Well.. he just sits there talking... playing his guitar acting like he's
cool.... and sometimes says..."Ok, anyone who wants to call in and say
something or ask you something just go for it.." then 1000's of calls flood in
from the 10 people that actually watch the show... "ok, lets try line 1..."
"hel.." "fuck you you god damn mother fucking asshole with no li..." "ok, line
2.." "you smart as.." "heh heh... ok... we'll just hang up all the hones
again... this time only girls can call in..." "Hello? NO I said girls..."
right about now we get 10 girls pretending to like him... and about 50 guys
pretending to be girls on the line... thats about it... it never really had a
point...
96Nov14 5:05 pm more stuff from Mike Swanson
That was it?
96Nov14 5:40 pm A Stuffed Turkey from Norbus
I wonder why he stopped doing it..
96Nov14 5:54 pm from Swagman
No wonder he stopped doing it...
96Nov14 6:17 pm more stuff from Mike Swanson
Did he had guests or something?
96Nov14 6:34 pm from Joseph Banks
Tell us some more about this "DXD" character, he seems interesting...
96Nov14 7:52 pm from colin campbell
I think that Cosell said "Look at that little monkey run!", Mike.
96Nov14 8:01 pm more stuff from Mike Swanson
I assumed that was what Norbus was referring to. Was it, Norbus?
96Nov14 10:55 pm Frosted Donuts from Code Zero
Well... his show wasn't really the highlight of my junior high years... I
don't remember all that much... I just remembered it seemed to have no
point... and I remember he was just a stupid bastard wasting air time. I
think on one episode they had him talking about BBS's or something... like the
crew got some old video tape of him when he was younger talking about BBS's
and saying what they were....
96Nov14 11:39 pm more stuff from Mike Swanson
"wasting" air time? Was there another show on? DId you have to watch his
show? This is unclear. Why did you not just change the channel?
96Nov15 5:28 am from Swagman
It was the subliminal mind control practiced by DDX that made it impossible
for him to change the channel.
96Nov15 5:47 am more stuff from Mike Swanson
Sounds like it.
96Nov15 8:52 am from Henry the Ape
If you're really affected by DDX's powers, you type like this:
well...i...uh...hmm...maybe...hey...ddx...
96Nov15 3:24 pm Frosted Donuts from Code Zero
Well.... ummmmm.... yeah! It's not so much wasting air time specifically...
just in general... they could've had a decent show on. Instead of booking
him. C?
96Nov15 3:40 pm more stuff from Mike Swanson
Maybe. But the point of that Public Access channel is to allow all sorts of
different shows to be on, and allow people who would not have a chance to have
a TV show to have one. I'm not saying it was not lame, I'm just puzzled why
so many of you acted so vehemently against it. All you had to do if you did
not want to see him on television was change the channel.
96Nov15 3:46 pm from Joseph Banks
Well said.
96Nov15 5:01 pm more stuff from Mike Swanson
Toady.
96Nov15 8:50 pm This is from Zeylan
What a pathetic little wanker. I bet he wore callouses into his putz.
96Nov15 10:10 pm from Papaya Person
DDX was going through a phase we all go through. Nothing pahetic about that.
At least he was open about how he felt.
96Nov15 10:17 pm from Swagman
He's a good kid. Who knows what he's up to?
96Nov16 12:10 am from Henry the Ape
I wonder too..He was cool
96Nov16 1:58 am Frosted Donuts from Code Zero
Back to the show topic... it's not that I didn't want to see the show... or
didn't want it to be on the air... cause I watched it every now and then, I
was just pointing out it was crumby. Thats all.
96Nov16 6:31 am from Swagman
Not to mention, Zeylan was an "On-Air Personality" for several episodes and I
don't know about the rest of you that saw Zeyloon on the air but I think he
looked marvelous, simply marvelous.
96Nov16 8:44 am Another Biff from Null
(Toady mode on) I agree with Zeylan, he was a pathetic little wanker. Sure,
I went through the standard teenage insecurity, but I was never prone to type
(or think) anything like that multi-page garbage he posted before.
96Nov16 9:24 am A Stuffed Turkey from Norbus
Yep, Mike, that was what I was referring to. I actually asked Luminary if he
was that Charles Kirby character that was a gun freak when I heard he had a
television show as well. Luminary was really confused on that one. That
message by DDX reminded me of how he posted.
96Nov16 11:37 am This is from Zeylan
I was only on one episode of that smelly show. Luminary had just quit as
co-host; he and DDX had a falling-out. Nobody liked DDX and Luminary was
clearly a better on-air personality. DDX felt threatened, and told Luminary
to bug off.
So after two horrible, terrible episodes of hosting it himself, DDX asked
me to come on as a favor to try and help it because it was so pathetic. So I
went over to his house a day before the show, and we went over some ideas I
had. I had some format changes, we would do some jokes, I had some material I
would do and I even wrote some stuff for him. So it was all agreed, and he
was all happy about it.
Then I show up at the studio the next day to do the show, and I'm accosted
by his dad, and this old bastard starts screaming at me that there will be NO
changes, and I am to just sit there and do whatever DDX says, and how dare I
make changes without checking with him first. And I'm looking at DDX for some
sort of explanation, and the kid is just sitting there submissive. So at that
point I see the story, his dad runs his life and his show, and I'm supposed to
be a good little boy too.
Well, I don't play that way. As soon as the cameras were on, I barely let
DDX get a word in edgewise. I think DDX said maybe four words during the
whole hour. I took all the calls, I embarrassed him, I insulted him. At one
point in the middle of the show, I stopped and turned to him and said "okay,
you talk now." And he just sat there, stunned, like a deer caught in
headlights. So I shrugged and kept going. When the show was over and the
cameras went off, he turned to me and said "you are SO fired." I just laughed
and left. As if I was his employee anyway.
The following week, Luminary was back on as the co-host. And it still
stank.
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