BRIAN is an untapped fount of subtle wisdom. An Oracle, an honest voice. Maybe he's the next Dr. Laura!

BRIAN, will you teach us?

Okay, I have to ask because I am new to this
forum. WHO IS BRIAN? Why is he so
well-known with you folks? And how old is he?

brian is a man. well known for STUPIDUTEE. 49

HELLO DANEILLE. I AM BRIAN. HOW ARE YOU.

danielle-
I'm relatively new myself, but I'm pretty sure that no one really knows much about BRIAN. He's been here before (it's been maybe 6 months since he vanished). He types with a different perspective that sometimes brings a chuckle and often gets a reaction. Enjoy it or ignore it as you wish.

-jim

Brian is almost as funny as Rboby Ratt. (See news:misc.creativity for Robby's work.)

--Heather

BRIAN

Look at this and tell me if you think it's real or fake. I think it's real.




On the other hand, what the hell do I know anyway.
I'm just sitting here pulling bong hits.

dunno but they spelt QANTAS wrong.

cheers
-kate

...On the other hand, what the hell do I know anyway. I'm just sitting here gobbling easter eggs.

that's fake, it tried too hard to look like an 8 yr old's writing and stuff

but what do i know, i'm just sittin here listenin' to pensacola

THE LETTER IS REAL. I KNOW BECAUSE I CAN READ IT. MOM SAYS THINGS THAT ARE NOT REAL ARE IN YOUR IMAGINASHIN. LIKE MONSTERS AND GOSTS.

Well, you can't really argue with that.

BRIAN

Here's another. Look at this and tell me if you think it's real or fake. I think it's real.




On the other hand, what the hell do I know anyway.
I'm just sitting here pulling bong hits.

HE IS A MAN WITH A SINE.

Bonghit Bob: We all need to know! What kind of bong is it? How big? Glass? Can you take a picture? I'm getting an apartment next year with a couple of guys and we wanna get a nice house piece. Bonghit bob, I've got to say it flat out: you're my idol.

BRIAN: How many roads must a man walk down?

Peace,
Skkra

//HE IS A MAN WITH A SINE.//

so is Otomo Yoshihide, a sine wave generator to be exact.

hahahahah....i kill me

cheers
-kate

WHERE ARE YOU GOING SAKRA. YOU SHOUDNT WALK IN THE ROAD. YOU WILL GET HIT BY A CAR OR A TRAIN. YOU ARE SPOSED TO STAY ON THE SIDE WALK AND LOOK BOTH WAYS BEFORE CROSSING. BUT ONLY WHEN THE LIGHT IS GREEN.

yes, but how would one get hit by a train upon the road because trains travel on tracks, you should not walk on the train tracks or the road, he's right you know...

brian, why do bad things happen to good people?

hectomoo
hey, what the hell do i know, i am just sitting here, in the dark, facing the corner, singing a little happy song trying not to drool on myself.

BRìAN is this the same BRìAN as you?

http://www.swagazine.com/bbs/brian.html

What? We're not BRIAN's first?

Sheesh.

J

Interesting history on BRIAN. He is an enigma. Should we be thankful that he has adopted us, or concerned?

Too bad this BBS software can't reformat messages posted in all caps like Citadel does.

//Too bad this BBS software can't reformat messages posted in all caps like Citadel does.//

ah. was wondering why it was all lower case.

we arent really special. BRAIN IS JUST A WHOORE. he will post anywhere!

SUPERSIZE. IS THAT LIKE THE MCDONALDS FRENCH FRYS. THOSE ARE MY OLD COMPUTER FREINDS. I MISS THEM VERY MUCH. LIKE COLIN AND SWAG MANS AND LUMIARY. BUT YOU ARE MY NEW COMPUTER FREINDS. AND DOUGHY IS MY COMPUTER BROTHER.

BRIAN

Look at this one. Do you think it's real or fake? I think it's real.




On the other hand, what the hell do I know anyway.
I'm just sitting here pulling bong hits.

//i'm just sitting here pulling bong hits.//

and testing brian with picture after picture from timmy's revenge.

THAT IS A FUNNY PICHURE BONGO BOB. SHE IS TRYING TO STRANGEL HIM. TO GET SOME OF HIS HAM. SHE SHOULD JUST ASK HIM FOR A BITE. AND NOT HURT HIM.

BRIAN

Look at this picture. Do you think it's real or fake? I think it's real.




On the other hand, what the hell do I know anyway.
I'm just sitting here pulling bong hits.

WHY DO YOU SHOW ME SO MANY PICHURS BONGO BOB. ARE YOU A SYCHATRIST.

I think one of the best conversations I've ever
had was with Brian. It was an IM-ing session a
few months ago. It was McDonald's deja vu.

Fabulous stuff.

FYI- "sychatrist" is spelled "PSYCHIATRIST"

what about "pichrs"?

# Stefanos
- being an egg

//FYI- "sychatrist" is spelled "PSYCHIATRIST"//

Emily, I think that is part of the mystery and the magic that is BRIAN. :)

Vince, you are such a good egg. I am new to this forum and I think its cool how you took your time to orient me to the bizarre yet loveable ways of the one, the only, Brian.

Kudos to you, my friend

Emily

No problem, I was likewise set straight on BRIAN. He has apparently posted here before I began to frequent this board, and is back after some sort of sabbatical. I had noticed how he mixes up user names and thought he was not being nice, but I was wrong.

BRIAN

///WHY DO YOU SHOW ME SO MANY PICHURS BONGO BOB. ARE YOU A SYCHATRIST.///

I'm not a sychatristitioner. I have many pictures. I think some are real and some are fake. This folder is "Ask BRIAN". You are good at helping me figure out which pictures are real and which pictures are fake. You are the best in the hole world.

I have another picture to show you.



BRIAN. In this picture, did you get drunk and pass out or did you just have a hard time making poo? I think you got drunk and passed out.


On the other hand, what the hell do I know anyway.
I'm just sitting here pulling bong hits.

POTTY IS PRIVATE.

I love this thread.

-D-Ter

BRIAN

//POTTY IS PRIVATE.//

I still think you got drunk and passed out on the potty.

BRIAN. I have another picture for you. I don't know if it's real or if it's fake. You are good at helping me figure out which pictures are real and which pictures are fake. You are the best in the hole world.

I found this picture next to a dirty FRINCH FRY in the parking lot of my favorite MCDONNALS. Is it real or is it fake? I think it's real.




On the other hand, what the hell do I know anyway.
I'm just sitting here pulling bong hits.

YOU TAKE A LOT OF PICHURS BONGO. TAKING PICHURS IS FUN. I HAVE A CAMERA I GOT FOR CHRISMAS. SOME TIMES I TAKE PICHURS OF MYSELF. IN THE MIRROR. BUT THE FLASH MAKES ME GO BLINDED. BUT ONLY FOR A LITTLE WHILE.

i have a question for you bonghit, or anyone else who can help for that matter but bob strikes me as the guy to ask around here for some reason. i dunno why...

have you ever smoked so much that you started hallucinating? i got ahold of some super-extra-doubleplus-potent canadian hydro shite and every time i light it up i end up seeing/hearing things that arent there and i feel like i've taken a hallucinogen (and i know what that feels like)

why is this happening?

chris
this is a very serious question... not a joke

BRIAN

Look at this movie and tell me if you think it's a movie of a DOG or a movie of a BEAR.



I think it's a movie of big, white anteater that eats all of the ants in the parking lot at my favorite MCDONNALS.


On the other hand, what the hell do I know anyway.
I'm just sitting here pulling bong hits.

chris

///why is this happening?///

chris. You sound like you got some of the real, The Chronic. 2-hitter quitter. You may be taking too many puffs, which is wasteful and can cause you to hear/see things too well. If you've ever done any trippin, The Chronic can sometimes get all up in that shite and mess with you. That's its way of telling you to slow down and treat it with some respect. Check your hit count and stop at 2.




On the other hand, what the hell do I know anyway.
I'm just sitting here pulling bong hits.

One time, in my whole ten year pot-smoking career, I smoked only two hits. I never, ever, ever saw the point. I know there is a point to only taking two hits, especially if the weed is really, really good. But, it never struck me as an option I wanted to choose. 'Cept that one time.

We were driving from Saratoga to NYC. Anne said she always liked to get just a little high. The pot was from the driver and he was a guy I didn't know, so I didn't want to seem greedy, so I went with Anne's method. It was nice and all, but, I preferred getting obliterated whenever possible.


--Heather

PS acid-trip style weed was always a great treat, though sometimes it was scary as hell


But what do I know, I'm just an alcoholic in recovery.
Feels weird to even reminisce (how in the hell is that spelled?) about getting high.

SMOKING SMELLS BAD AND CAUSES CANSER IN LABATORY AMINALS.

BRIAN, you should be the surgeon fucking general.

gimps
brilliance, pure brilliance.

BRIAN:

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Demetri

THE EGGS COME FIRST. BECAUSE YOU HAVE EGG MCMUFINS IN THE MORNING. YOU CANT GET CHICKEN MCNUGETS UNTIL LUNCH TIME.

//YOU CANT GET CHICKEN MCNUGETS UNTIL LUNCH TIME.//

Don't ya just hate that?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAA

that fucking rocked.

BRIAN you are offically my hero for the day ;)

BRIAN, you who are so wise in the ways of McDonald's,
why does MacDonald's insist on showing their
commercial for that steak sandwich every night, over &
over, while I'm high & just trying to mellow out? & why
does the commercial always fail to make me hungry the
way a good commercial should, & instead makes me
feel queasy?

--twitch

TWICH. WHAT IS THE STAKE SANWICH. THEY DONT HAVE THAT AT THE SPECIAL MCDONALDS WHERE I LIVE. IS IT LIKE THE QUARTER PONDER.

BRIAN, you live at McDonalds? That explains a lot.

I DONT LIVE AT MCDONALDS ANYMOUSE. ONLY RONALD AND GRIMACE LIVE THERE.

//THE EGGS COME FIRST. BECAUSE YOU HAVE EGG MCMUFINS IN THE MORNING. YOU CANT GET CHICKEN MCNUGETS UNTIL LUNCH TIME. //

How much you wanna bet BRIAN has an IQ of like 250?

J

//TWICH. WHAT IS THE STAKE SANWICH.//

BRIAN, it's this really gross looking hoagie type thing
that the folks at McDonald's pretend is like a Philly
cheesesteak but isn't. & no, they may not have it
where you are--they may only be test-marketing it on
the folks in the metro-Atlanta area because, god
knows, most southerners wouldn't know a good Philly
cheesesteak if it ran up & bit them on the leg.

//THEY DONT HAVE THAT AT THE SPECIAL MCDONALDS
WHERE I LIVE.//

BRIAN, you're not living at a Ronald McDonald House
somewhere, are you? Please tell me the truth, BRIAN,
because it matters to me.

--twitch

I think Brian is like my 3 year old nephew. All him and Brian talk about is McDonalds. I just hope he sticks to McDonalds and doesn't venture into the Barney realm.


Katrina
hates mcdonalds!