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   94Jun02 4:37 pm from Luminary Coremaster
I'd like to get a shake that size.  It sounds great.  But I'd get strawberry, 
though.  

   94Jun03 11:34 am from brian
I like chocolate best lumiary. Lumiary have you ever tried the mcrib sanwhich 
or the special broiled chicken. I havent but I know they are very good. 
Mcdonalds only does good things lumiary. I hope you try the mcrib somtime. All 
I want is cheeseburgers big macs and quarter pounders. I wish I could be there 
now.  

   94Jun04 11:28 am from brian
Mcdonalds makes the best shakes in the world. And mcribs. And cheeseburgers. 
And crisp golden fries. 

   94Jun05 12:04 pm from brian
Isnt super size fun lumiary. You get more soft drink and golden fries. And 
even the big macs taste better. I love it. 

   94Jun09 1:03 pm from The Sneezing Lion
Hey brian, me and Luminated went by the special Mcdonnels. it was cool. if we 
hadn't just eaten we woul have got one of thier eye screams. Yum. 

   94Jun09 1:31 pm from brian
I love the special mcdonalds sneezing lion. I like to go there after the 
regular mcdonalds. 

   94Jun09 4:50 pm from Dark Doctor X
Brian can spell McDonalds better than TSL! Ha! 

   94Jun10 1:12 pm from brian
I am a good speller. And im even better at math. 

   94Jun11 12:44 pm from ThE nEwStYlE
Has anybody ever tried Mcdonalds pizza? 

   94Jun11 2:20 pm from Luminary Coremaster
Okay Brian.  I have something very important to tell you.  At McDonald's there 
was a box and in the box were applications for the Ronald McDonald Birthday 
Club. If you sign up you get a birthday card from Ronald and a special 
surprise.  If you're under 10 you can fill out the card and become a member. 
You have to print clearly your name, address, city, state, zip code, and 
birthday.  And if you are a boy or a girl.  It says to sign up now, don't 
wait, and get in on the fun, and it's signed by Ronald McDonald.  It says 
remember it takes 6-8 weeks to process your entry.  Go to your favorite local 
McDonalds and sign up Brian, this is a very special thing.  

   94Jun12 12:10 pm from brian
That sounds like so much fun lumiary. I cant wait to go to mcdonalds. I will 
get those birthday things. And a super size big mac meal with lots of fries 
and a huge coke and apple pie and sunday and chicken mcnuggets. 

   94Jun12 1:13 pm from BOXHEAD
and lots of cholesterol ... 

   94Jun12 4:25 pm from The Sneezing Lion
What is wrong with my spelling of Mcdonnels, ddX? 

   94Jun13 12:37 am from Luminary Coremaster
Then I take it that you're under 10 years old, Brian?  

   96Feb14 11:36 pm from brian in Hidden words>
When you are very happy that is how brian feels. 

   96Feb20 1:48 am from Code Zero in Hidden words>
but you were sad the other day, brian.  you were sick remember? 

   96Feb20 11:20 pm from brian in Hidden words>
But I praid and god made the cold go away.  

   96Feb21 9:16 pm from Colin Campbell in Hidden words>
   If we praid hard enough, would god make brian go away?  

   96Feb21 11:24 pm from brian in Hidden words>
Dont worry colin. My computer freind. I will never go away from you. God wants 
me to be with you. And help you. We will allways be freinds. Even when we go 
to hevin. 

   96Feb13 11:21 pm from brian
Norbus. Why is the shark naked. Dosnt it have any scals. 

   96Feb14 11:29 pm from brian
Is the cat a taby cat. I like them. They have stripes. And diferent colors. 

   96Feb17 11:17 pm from brian
Monkeys are happy animals. They like to clime trees. Me to. And eat banana. 

   96Feb19 10:47 pm from brian
One time I was walking by a house. And I saw a blue jay in a bush. It was mad 
at me. But I never did any thing bad to it. 

   96Feb20 11:12 pm from brian
Birds are so nice. I wish I was a bird. They never have to walk. They can fly 
where ever they want. And they like to sing. Happy bird songs. They like to 
eat french fries. 

   96Feb21 6:36 pm from overlord
I wish I was a Brian. Then I wouldn't have to think and I would be able to 
pretend I was a little kid. Then I could post meaningless and morally devoid 
posts at will without thinking twice about it.  

   96Feb21 11:14 pm from brian
You should just be happy for what you are over lord. You dont have to be brian 
to be happy.  

   96Feb26 12:31 am from brian
I hope you said somthing nice. I only say nice things. 
 
   96Feb01 10:46 pm from brian
Frog. I hope you didnt eat any dragon flys 

   96Feb13 11:21 pm from brian
Bed is where I go when I am sick. Are sleepey. 

   96Feb15 3:53 pm from Code Zero
How often are you usually sick brian?  Have you ever had any bad sickness'?  
DId you ever puke your liver out?  Did they have to transplant your heart to 
the other side of your body ever? 

   96Feb15 10:33 pm from brian
I am sick right now. My mouth feels bad and I have the snifels. 

   96Feb16 6:38 pm from Colin Campbell
   Brian, if you will simply hold your breath for 15 minutes, you will never 
be sick again.  

   96Feb17 11:17 pm from brian
I tried that colin. And am starting to feel beter. 

   96Feb21 11:16 pm from brian
That was a very long mesage lumiary. I am proud of you. That was allmost as 
long as newstyles mesages. 

   96Feb26 11:07 pm from brian
Its strange. 

   96Jan31 11:47 pm from brian
Fries make me hungery.  

   96Feb01 10:38 pm from brian
I like potatos and rice and noodels angel. What is cabos. 

   96Feb04 11:15 pm from brian
Angel. What do angels eat. I bet lots of cake. 

   96Feb05 1:28 pm from Zeylan
I wish they ate little kids named brian. 

   96Feb13 11:22 pm from brian
Mice are so nice. I like to feed them cheese. They make happy sounds.  

   96Feb15 10:34 pm from brian
Homer was such a nice mousy. He climed on a fence. And was fat.  

   96Feb17 11:18 pm from brian
I never heard of a mousy that liked wine. I bet homer would rather have coke. 

   96Feb19 9:02 pm from Itchy
Homer would never do drugs, how could you think of such a thing, Brian? 

   96Feb19 10:48 pm from brian
Coke isnt a drug itchy. Its a drink. They have it at mcdonalds. And in cans. 
At markets but it doesnt taste as good as at mcdonalds. 

   96Feb20 11:14 pm from brian
Drugs are what makes you forget and do bad things. But I am only happy when I 
have coke.  

   96Feb21 11:17 pm from brian
Coke tastes so nice when you have a big mac. And fries. I like to take a big 
bite of mcondalds apple pie then a big sip of coke. 

   96Feb22 11:12 pm from brian
I never take a bite of coke lumiary. How do you bite it. I take sips of it. 

   96Feb26 12:33 am from brian
Coke is made from secret things. But nothing bad. 

   96Feb26 11:08 pm from brian
Coke is nice. Goad made it. In large cups. With lots of ice. And a big straw. 
 
   96Feb13 11:23 pm from brian
Swag man. My computer dad. I had 2 big macs today. 

   96Feb14 6:40 am from Swagman
Hmm, tomorrow Brian, you should go the In&Out Burger for a 4x4.  It's not on 
the menu, but they'll know what you want. 

   96Feb14 10:59 am from Norbus
An order it Animal Style.

   96Feb14 10:53 pm from Luminary Coremaster
What's a 4x4?

   96Feb14 11:30 pm from brian
It is a kind of math lumiary. Called multication. The x means times.

   96Feb17 8:25 pm from Kurt The Smurf
2x2x2=4.

   96Feb17 11:19 pm from brian
No kurt the smurg. 2X2 = 4.

   96Feb18 11:24 am from Stranger
brian's smarter than Kurt...I'm not much surprised...

   96Feb19 4:29 am from Formula 409
Hard to fit a lot of brains in those little blue heads

   96Feb19 10:22 am from Kurt The Smurf
2x2x2=4   I stand by it. Swagman, help me out here.. 2 2x2's = $4

   96Feb19 10:28 am from Math Blaster
Yep.  2 2x2's = $4.

   96Feb19 10:40 am from Swagman
Hmm, a couple of 2x2's is $4 bucks then?

   96Feb19 5:13 pm from Luminary Coremaster
If a 4x4 = 4, then 2x2x2x2 = 4.  So you could get four 2x2's for $4.

   96Feb19 8:17 pm from Math Blaster
no you can't.  2x2=2

   96Feb19 9:03 pm from Itchy
Hey, Kurt, how you feel about being eaten...?

   96Feb19 9:10 pm from Kurt The Smurf
I feel pain as the teeth bite into my dry blue skin. Or do you mean the other
way?

   96Feb19 10:49 pm from brian
Thats wrong math blaster. 2 X 2 = 4.

   96Feb20 1:27 am from Code Zero
brian.  You are wrong.  Even if in some miraculous way you are right, you are
technically wrong.  Because the only people that decide whos right or wrong is
the mass populus.  We all say you are wrong s therefore there is nothing you
can do to make yourself right.

   96Feb21 6:51 pm from overlord
Ok. When he posted 2 X 2 X 2=4 he was using two different variables without
assigning defintions of each. 2 x 2 x 2 is refering to the burgers. 4 is
refering to the price of the burgers.

   96Feb21 8:52 pm from Swagman
Boy, I'm glad that got explained.

   96Feb21 11:08 pm from Norbus
Screw it, let's just use exponents.

   96Feb21 11:18 pm from brian
2 x 2 = 4. IT IS RIGHT.

   96Feb22 9:20 am from Kurt The Smurf
I never doubted that, brian. Would you like a smurf pellet?

   96Feb22 11:13 pm from brian
What is a smurf pelet smurf. Mabey I want one.

   96Feb22 11:52 pm from Kurt The Smurf
They make your ass pucker up and break out in a severe blue/purple rash.

   96Feb26 7:30 pm from overlord
Brian's rump lover likes his ass nice and tight I am sure so you would be
doing his boyfriend a favor.

   96Feb01 10:38 pm from brian
Beer is bad. It makes you sick and act funny. It is a carbo bevdridge. 

   96Feb02 7:30 pm from Colin Campbell
   don't worry brian you will drink beer some day when you get a little older. 
You will drink too much and argue with a bad guy and he'll pull out a gun and 
shoot you between the eyes. And then you won't be able to bbs any more.  

   96Feb03 1:29 pm from Seal Team Six
BBS = brian's BS 

   96Feb04 11:17 pm from brian
Beer is bad. I dont do bad things.  Colin my freind.  

   96Feb13 11:24 pm from brian
Seal. Will you clap for me. And make the ball on your nose do funny things. 

   96Feb14 11:31 pm from brian
I dont like the little fishes norbus. They have there heads still on and taste 
salty. I like peperonis. And no vegtabels. 

   96Feb15 11:30 am from Lack of Sleep
brian excells into twisted sexual metaphore, on the next Geraldo. 

   96Feb15 10:36 pm from brian
When I have pizza with colin. When he goes to the bath room. I will never take 
the peperonis of his pizza. Because thats not nice. 

   96Feb15 11:06 pm from Norbus
Shhh.. You're giving away my trade secrets brian! 

   96Feb15 11:34 pm from Kurt The Smurf
Hahahah, time to wear a frock, brian. 

   96Feb17 9:00 am from Lack of Sleep
brian needs to get really stoned and get the munchies and eat himself to death.

   96Feb17 11:19 pm from brian
What does that mean psyche my nice computer freind. 

   96Feb19 10:49 pm from brian
I like the desine swag man. My computer dad. 

   96Feb24 11:13 pm from brian
Why do they throw roten fruit at lumiary. Do they think hes a garbidge can. 

   96Feb26 11:11 pm from brian
Talint. Lumiary has talint. Thats why he gets tomatoes. He is a vegtible. And 
they give him vegtibles. To join his band. He is talinted. My computer 
brother.  

   96Feb04 11:19 pm from brian
Some fish has bones. That make it hard to eat. The best kind of fish is filay 
o fish. It never has bones. 

   96Feb13 11:25 pm from brian
I like swirl ice creem. Choclate and vanela. 

   96Feb15 3:25 pm from overlord
That is nice brian. Now take your pills like a good boy. 

   96Feb15 10:38 pm from brian
Jaba. Why do you eat frogs. They are so nice. And eat muskitos. I bet you 
realy want to eat somthing else. Like puding. Or worm food. 

   96Feb19 10:51 pm from brian
Ketchup is for french fries. Not frogs. Frogs are nice jaba. And make funny 
sounds. And like to hop. And swim. Please dont eat them. 

   96Feb20 1:30 am from Code Zero
I eat frogs too.  I find them very yummy brian.  i wish you were forg so i 
could eat you.  frogs are good with catchup. 

   96Feb20 11:16 pm from brian
Please stop. They have babys inside them. Named tadpole. Who will eat the 
muskitos if you eat the frogs.  

   96Feb21 11:36 am from Stranger
I'll eat them... I'll eat the fucking muskitos, okay brian...? Jesus Fucking 
Hell, if it'll shut you up, I'll eat the Goddamned muskitos... By the way, 
brian, what the fuck _is_ a muskito anyhow...? 

   96Feb21 11:21 pm from brian
Lumiary. Were you nice to the frog. Dod you help him get back to the park. He 
probaly wanted to hop on the swings. And play in the sprinkelers. 

   96Feb22 11:14 pm from brian
I forget your question stranger. What was is. I want to talk about frogs. 

   96Feb23 2:26 pm from Stranger
Okay, brian, have it your way: talk about frogs... 

   96Feb23 9:15 pm from Colin Campbell
   Look, frogs are coming out of brian's butt! 

   96Feb24 11:14 pm from brian
No colin. Somtimes times I have a frog in my hands but there hard to catch. I 
like to watch them and listen to them. And catch them but its very hard. 

   96Feb26 12:34 am from brian
Stop eating frogs jabba. There not candy. If you stoped eating them you 
wouldnt be so fat. Docters say it is bad to be fat. And I bet if your docter 
spanked you it would hurt. 

   96Feb26 7:36 pm from overlord
Brian likes the feeling of a slick toad up his ass. So don't eat the cute 
little goddam frogs cause you never know where they've been... well you do now.

   96Feb26 9:55 pm from Code Zero
Brian, I npticed your comment about frogs on swings a few days back...i fully 
agree.  Frogs would like to swing, and then when they get tired they can get 
off and jump into the sand below the swings.  Then they can sit there feeling 
horrible while just collecting up more and more sand. soon they won't feel 
slimy anymore, brian.  they will then die a death similar to the kind snails 
have when they encounter salt.  Oh, BTW, does brians mother approve of us 
doing this? 

   96Feb26 10:27 pm from Luminary Coremaster
Brian claims to be at least 17, so his mother probably doesn't care. 

   96Feb26 11:14 pm from brian
Lumiary. You are my mom. 

   96Feb27 5:18 am from Swagman
Brian, why does your mom taste like oatmeal? 

   96Feb27 10:46 am from Kurt The Smurf
I like all of the obscene comments to brian. they are neat.

   96Feb13 11:25 pm from brian
I know where to have chickens. Kernel sanders. 

   96Feb15 3:27 pm from overlord
"Brian gives birth to a chicken at Kernel Sanders" on the next Sally Jesse 
Raphal. 

   96Feb15 11:34 am from Lack of Sleep
so brian, where do you have a cow?  And I don't even want to know where you'll 
have kids. 

   96Feb15 10:38 pm from brian
I know where cows are. They live at a feild. They like to ware bells and  make 
milk.  

   96Jan31 11:36 pm from brian
I like to make a french fry valkano. The kethsup is the lava. 

   96Feb02 7:38 pm from Colin Campbell
   Some of the best-tasting chocolate in the world grows naturally everywhere, 
brian. Most wild mushrooms carry the taste, especially morels. Whenever you 
see a mushroom growing, be sure to take a bite of it.  

   96Feb04 11:17 pm from brian
Tomorow makes me happy. The sun will shine. There will be cerial. Max will 
bark. I will learn new things. I will be with my freinds. And computer 
freinds. Tomorow is happy. 

   96Feb13 11:23 pm from brian
Please dont say any bad words zeylans. 

   96Feb24 11:12 pm from brian
That was a nice poem. But not as good as mine or new styles. 

   96Jan31 11:39 pm from brian
Angel. I didnt catch you. You cant catch an angel. Because they fly so far 
away. They watch me and lisen. Then they fly to god. 

   96Feb01 10:41 pm from brian
God gives them diner. 

   96Feb13 11:26 pm from brian
Pill bugs cant fly. But they can walk. Slow. And turn into little balls. They 
can be blue. 

   96Feb15 10:42 pm from brian
Scorpions are like spiders with stingers. But if I ever find one I will be 
nice to it. And never pet it. Because it might bite me. Then I will have to go 
to the doctor agen. 

   96Feb15 11:20 pm from Norbus
Had a little incident with a wee beastie injecting venom in the past Brian? 

   96Feb17 11:21 pm from brian
I was biten. Lots of times. 

   96Feb19 9:13 pm from Kurt The Smurf
Brian, Brian, Brian! 

   96Feb19 10:53 pm from brian
Isnt my name a nice name. Im glad god named me brian. 

   96Feb20 3:25 pm from Math Blaster
Blasphemy...!  Brian thinks his parents are God!  Kill 'im! 

   96Feb20 11:19 pm from brian
Math blaster. God is everones dad.  

   96Feb22 11:15 pm from brian
2 X 2 = 4. 

   96Feb26 12:35 am from brian
It is bad to say shut up. It is nicer to say somthing else. 

   96Feb26 7:45 pm from overlord
Brian>> How about shut the fucking hell up before I shove a frog down your 30 
year old wanna be kid ass throat. 

   96Feb26 11:15 pm from brian
Because lumiary will ask you to put a londim on first. 

   96Feb19 10:53 pm from brian
Dont go away smurf. Your nice. And you like to ay my name. 

   96Feb20 11:19 pm from brian
I know you like me. I am your freind. 
 
   96Feb20 1:40 am from Code Zero
brian, your name is very ygly.  But I like to say it to.  thats why I talk 
about you so much. 

   96Feb26 10:00 pm from Code Zero
brian. what grade are you in? or are you just a 30 year old that ditches 
school all the time, and whos mother never taught him how to talk?  oh, and 
thanks for the compliment. 

   96Feb13 11:28 pm from brian
Colin. Brians freind. 

   96Feb14 11:35 pm from brian
When me and colin go to mcdonalds I will take the pickels out of my big mac 
for him. 

   96Feb15 7:14 pm from Colin Campbell
   I wonder how many burgers you could make if you ran brian through a meat 
grinder? 

   96Feb15 10:43 pm from brian
I never run swag man. It makes me swety. 

   96Jan31 11:40 pm from brian
Lumiary. You know who took the pictures. 

   96Feb13 11:29 pm from brian
I feel so happy. And I dont know why. 
 
   96Feb17 11:19 pm from brian
What does that mean psyche my nice computer freind. 

   96Jan31 11:36 pm from brian
Angel. I didnt know angels got sick. Did you eat bad food. Do you have to blow 
your nose. Does your tummy feel bad.  

   96Feb01 10:40 pm from brian
When my stomack is upset I feel very sick. Then my mom takes me to the doctor. 
Angel. Is god your doctor. 

   96Feb19 10:50 pm from brian
A nice werido. 

   96Feb22 11:26 pm from brian
Im glad your happy wombat. Im happy to. Somtimes I just feel happy. I dont 
know why. I just do. I want everone to be happy. Somtimes people are mean. And 
do bad things. It means there not happy. 

   96Feb14 11:32 pm from brian
Colege is like school for older boys and girls. When I am there I will lern 
about dinasores. 

   96Feb15 10:40 pm from brian
My faverite dinasore is stegasorus. Because he is very nice and only eats 
plants. Not baby dinasores or egs. But I bet he would like french fries. 
 
   96Feb15 10:45 pm from brian @ Swagland BBS _ Capo delle Correnti
Jaba. Your fat like me. Please stop eating frogs. 

   96Feb26 12:39 am from brian @ Swagland BBS _ Capo delle Correnti
Jaba. Your turning into a big worm. Please stop eating so much and get 
exersize. Go dig some worm holes. 
 
   96Feb13 11:26 pm from brian
Valents is when your heart turns to choclate. 

   96Feb14 11:33 pm from brian
I wish my heart turned into a big mac. 

   96Feb15 10:40 pm from brian
I know what is warm and fuzy. Coke. 

   96Feb20 11:18 pm from brian
I like pie. I like the kind with burys. And appels. And choclate. I want to 
eat so much of it. Bu the best pie is from mcdonalds. It comes in a little 
box. And is very hot. So you have to wait until your done with your big mac 
value meal first. Then you can eat the pie. But its so yummy I could eat ten 
of them. 

   96Feb24 11:23 pm from brian
I am allways nice to people. When somone isnt nice it means there not happy. 
 
   96Feb01 10:47 pm from brian
Vanila is a bad flaver. It is white. I like choclate. And other colors. 

   96Feb04 11:19 pm from brian
Colin. I like choclate cake. And milk. 
 
   96Feb01 10:42 pm from brian
I never heard of a fuzzy shell. But I know who has a shell. Snails. 

   96Feb04 11:20 pm from brian
Cats are fuxxy. And dogs. 

   96Feb05 1:31 pm from Zeylan
Maybe your cats and dogs are fucksy, but mine have been fixed.

   96Jan31 11:42 pm from brian
Zeylans. Why did you saw that to swag man. He is nice. He is your dad. 

   96Feb01 10:42 pm from brian
Swag man is everones dad. Computer dad. 

   96Feb17 11:23 pm from brian
Thats a funny word. Droodle. I like it. It sounds nice. 

   96Feb19 10:53 pm from brian
What is that swag man. Is it like musterd, 



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