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   94May18 4:34 am Bestest Brains from Leqi-Unninni
No!  I know you were serious!  I'm calling the police.

   94May18 11:23 am from Bill The Cat
 yea yea uh, huh huh cool , I like explosions, firefirefirefire, uh, huh huh,
Shut up butt-head...

   94May18 3:40 pm Will U buy balloons from Yacub
We went to carrows once, and stuck a bit of sodium in the water glass... the
people at the next table looked at us funny when it started to burn.

   94May18 4:45 pm from Mike Swanson
Then we accidentally set Luminary's beard on fire.  Boy was he hopping mad!
What?  You don't remember his beard?  Well, he never grew it back after we
chopped out the burned portions with a steak knife.  He only had it for a
short while when he and Bob Blaylock were bowling together.

Blaylock usually won, but Luminary's depth perception was impaired for quite
some time after the splinter incident.

Did I ever tell you about the time we picked Zeylan's nose?  You guys talk
about "alternative"....pshaw, you don't know shit.

   94May18 6:46 pm It's thyme from Psyche
Tell me MORE.

   94May18 7:10 pm from Mike Swanson
Well, there was the "Sizzlin' Bac-Os" Q where we all got together and ate
bacon-bits - you know, the salad condiments.  Roger Enright always liked this
kind of Q best, and he used to expound Libertarian philosophy while pounding
back bottles of processed bacon.  Well, it didn't take long for him to have a
nitrite overload and start squealing excitedly about the "right to eat bacon
without government interference."  Our good sysop couldn't restrain himself
and started laughing out loud (and seeing bacon bits coming out of his nose is
never a great sight, lemme tell ya.)   Yacub laughed so hard he tilted his
bottle of Bac-Os, and spilled them right into the sleeping Zeylan's nose.
Blaylock ducked out the back, muttering "oh no, I know what happened last time
you guys picked Zeylan's nose."  JSK grabbed a fork and carefully uplugged
Zeylan's sinuses before he awoke with a mighty bacon-smelling snort.  THAT was
alternative.

   94May19 12:23 pm This is from Zeylan
What the fuck?  I've never been to a Q in my life.  I've never met Bob
Blaylock, JSK, or Roger Enright.  Or YOU, for that matter.  Nex time you drop
acid, try and leave me out of your hallucinations, ok?

   94May19 12:54 pm from Mike Swanson
(Obviously, Zeylan doesn't want even to acknowledge this event.  And I don't
blame him.)

   94May19 3:25 pm Who'll Buy Balloons from Yacub
Woah, Zey man, lighten up.

   94May19 4:58 pm Tell me a story from Psyche
Lick THIS, Zeylan.

   94May19 6:04 pm from By-tor
what's a Q?

   94May19 7:03 pm Kauphy from Sputnik
Its top secret.  We'd have to cool you if we told.

   94May19 7:37 pm from Swagman
Swagrule #40:
            Never lick assertive women.

   94May19 8:28 pm Who'll Buy Balloons from Yacub
Yacorrally #41:
            Always lick meek ones.

   94May19 9:34 pm Tell me a story from Psyche
Only if they tell you to.

   94May20 5:41 am from Swagman
Damn, you have to be quick around here.  This is a tough house to play.

   94May20 6:13 am Here's more cheese from Mike Swanson
Yep.

   94May20 11:45 am Senseless cruelty from Leqi-Unninni
Early risers.

   94May20 1:45 pm from Underground Girl
weird

   94May20 3:00 pm from Sputnik
AHHHH!! It just said, "we have tooo cool you if we told."  I shouldve said
KILLED>  what is this.  Something here messes aorund with the way you type.
or im insnane.

   94May20 4:15 pm from Hobgoblin
Dude.

   94May20 5:50 pm Who'll Buy Balloons from Yacub
What the hell are you talking about?

   94May21 2:23 am Senseless cruelty from Leqi-Unninni
Hahahhhahhahhaha!  I saw that.

   94May22 7:13 pm from Sputnik
AHHH!! Its the sysop.  DUDE.  They fuck with your messages sometimes.  I KNOW
IT.  they must HATE me.  IM NOT CRAAAAQAZ&Y

   94May23 3:15 pm Can you hear me? from Psyche
Ssh, ssh. It's ok. Just listen to the voices in your head, dear.

   94May23 3:56 pm Live at the BBQ from Yacub
Why, wha'td they do?

   94May23 4:36 pm from Mike Swanson
I always hear the Circuit City theme in my head.

   94May24 12:18 am Make me laugh from Ridlin Boy
Circuit City has a them?  oh now I remember, "where service is
state-of-the-art."  They need a new one.

   94May24 4:04 am Senseless cruelty from Leqi-Unninni
Look what happens when I go away for the weekend!

   94May24 8:48 am Can you hear me? from Psyche
Missed you, dear.