94Dec28 1:43 am from Airalin Well I just want to tell you all what a fucking evil day I've had. YES I DID. You know something?? Love SUCKS! IT sucks! It really does! All the fucking energy right out of you! I hate it! I depise it! I depise EVERY single fucking relationship I HAVE EVER had with a guy!!!!!!! I hate THEM ALL! Not one of them CAN BE REAL! No ohhhh no they have to be sooo fucking LAME. Let's all look to Exhibit A SHALL we!??!!? Exhibit A: HOBGOBLIN aka. NATHAN aka STICKUPTHEBUTTBOY. Now He broke my heart. So I'm over it as much as I ever can be. But can I be friends with him? Does he even ACT like he gives a shit AT all??? Is there anything but onconfortable silence between us?? Does he call?? Does he talk to me?? NOOOOOOO!!!! He only looks at me, these horrid little torrid looks and then sighs and DOES NOT TALK TO ME!! AHHHHHHH!! And every SINGLE time I go out with everyone and he's there I TURN INTO LITTLE MISS BUNNY RABBIT GO AHEAD AND PATRONIZE ME SOME MORE WHY DON"T YOU!!! ARGHGH GROWL. THEN THEN there's Exhibit B: JEREMY aka NOTHING!! Jeremy who won't call me, IS supposed to be around BUT NO! HE can't call me even once. he can't see me, I'VE SEEN Nathan More than him!!! AND what's worse is I have to walk by this coffee place when I'm out with my friends and start checking him out thinking he's soooo gorgeous and THEN REALIZE I"M CHECKING OUT THE LAST GUY I DATED!! FUCKING AYE!! SOOooooo then we MOVE to exhibit C: ANUBIS aka Chris. WELL I dont' even want to talk about him, but some people can't seem to LEAVE THINGS IN THE PAST!!!!! I don't need to go thru that all again! THEN THE FINAL BLOW TO THE HEAD the Coup de coeur!! Exhibit D: Julian. Julian the perfect god of a man. Perfect perfect. Tall and blond and so beautiful. In fact exquisite would only be the word to describe him. This intensely cool guy who lives in Portland that I met at the nightclub I go to all the time up there. The City. SOO finally after like weeks of me thinking he hates me he HITS ON ME!! SOOO I end up spending the night with him! And then he like doesn't call me to say goodbye before I leave, so I don't knwo WHERE IN HELL WE STAND WITH THAT! And like he tells my best friend NIki that he thinks I'm really groovy and that we have a really cool friendship BUT HE DOESN"T CALL ME!! And Niki says he's shy!! WELL HE"S NOT THAT SHY!! And then I leave town 3 days after I meet him!!!! So the bad thing is I really like this guy, I mean really like LIKE this guy! But of course I don't get a call 'cause apparently he's too shy to save my heart from breaking!!!!!!!!! SO I TOLD YOU ALL THAT I DONT" KNOW WHY I DONT" CARE. I"M VENTING. And you know the last thing that really pisses me off? The fact that you have to hit shift to get " and so when you're typing in all caps you always hit " instead of ' ! I HATE THAT AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGHGHHG I"M GONNA BE A FUCKING HERMIT!
95Jun19 11:21 pm from Airalin i'm back . i hate a bunch of stuff or something. mostly just people. 95Jun19 11:37 pm from Nigel If you hate them, why not get a restraining order against them? 95Jun20 1:36 am from Psyche Because that wouldn't stop Mith Emily from leaving her love messages on her machine. 95Jun20 3:17 am from Amarantheus Hey she can't hate everyone. I know at least one person she likes. I also know at least one person who likes her. No fair. 95Jun20 7:29 pm from Airalin grin. I don't hate everything of course Kia darling. And yes Bill is making my life a sociopathic fantasy. I hate people who think calling you a cunnilinguist is clever and who call and leave obnoxious prank msgs on your answering machine but can't even do it becuase they burst out laughing. because their own life is so boring they have to plague mine even after i tell them to grow up and leave me alone. and the worst thing about it is that they actually think they're cool. they actually think they're a rebel. they're not a rebel, they're just a 3 year old going thru potty humor stage. sigh. 95Jun20 7:59 pm from Zeylan Does anyone have the Cliff notes for Airalin's life story? It's hard to follow sometimes. 95Jun20 9:21 pm from Formula 409 I'm waiting for the CD-ROM version. 95Jun20 10:01 pm from Zeylan Interactive Airalin. 95Jun20 11:36 pm from Nigel Good old Bill and Ted are having some excellent adventures on Interactive Airalin (or so I hear) 95Jun21 1:30 am from Psyche Ha. Do you actuallt think I CARE? 95Jun21 1:30 pm from Pretentious Frog It seems that way. 95Jun21 5:22 pm from Airalin i'm not doing this for psyche's benefit. this is my fucking room to bitch in. thank you drive thru! i hate people who exagerrate and spread pathetic rumors because their own lives are boring. And Airalin 2.0 is due out next month. Look for it! It smells like peaches... 95Jun21 5:25 pm from Airalin wait i'm not done. you know what else i hate?? people who fall in love with you and don't do anything about it then blame you for not loving them and turning them into a cold heartless machine. i also hate it when they say bill and ted. i was going out with bill and Vochinian and of course the brat pack grapevine pukes out all over everyone the sick and twisted little rumors that only their queen is so good at. i am sick and tired of being pushed around with anyone. i can't take it. if you dont' leave me alone psyche i'll get a fucking restraining order. i WILL not deal with this! 95Jun21 6:19 pm from Formula 409 Whoa! 95Jun21 6:33 pm from Zeylan Yikes! Look out! 95Jun21 7:37 pm from Formula 409 Duck! Fall out! Fire in the hole! 95Jun21 7:55 pm from Zeylan Fire in the hole, that's no doubt. 95Jun21 9:44 pm from Nigel Holy SHIT, she's gonna explode! 95Jun21 10:20 pm from Spock Like Stimpy and the contest. 95Jun21 10:53 pm from Amarantheus Dude, that's cool. Airy come play with meeeeee. We can be freaks together. 95Jun22 12:46 am from Airalin See! Kia loves me!!! this room was such a good idea.95Jun22 1:15 am from Formula 409 Warning: tongue zone 95Jun22 2:11 am from Leqi-Unninni Whatthehellever. 95Jun22 8:44 am from Psyche Erin, it's not my fault that you are the sucker of many cocks. And go ahead and get a restraining order. it won't stop love notes from mith emily. allll the lethbians love you. 95Jun22 9:27 am from Zeylan Anyone have a synopsis of what the hell is going on here? Something like "last week on Swagland..." 95Jun22 1:05 pm from Spock I missed Airalin the first time so I'm only half affected. 95Jun22 2:49 pm from Airalin OHk here's the deal. Psyche is having a fucking identity crisis because i had a couple girlfriend's up in portland. because she treated me liek shit so i finally broke free and now she's pesstering me withprank phone calls and calling me a lesbian and a cunnilinguist and saying she's going to stick her cunt in my face. which i find compleyely disgusting. it's like she's stalking me. She also cannot deal with the fact that I am pure and that's why she calls me the sucker of many cocks. She really knows how to insult me. Whatever! 95Jun22 3:43 pm from Amarantheus Sounds very mature. 95Jun22 3:53 pm from Formula 409 I knew this whole bi=trendy thing was going to be trouble. 95Jun22 4:50 pm from Nigel Yeah. She's bisensual, though, so she's not the sucker of many cocks. Actually, sucker of many faces is more fitting. 95Jun22 5:19 pm from Formula 409 Hmmm. 95Jun22 5:32 pm from Psyche Erin, you're like a talk show. that's why i love making you react. like a cute little puppet. 95Jun22 7:14 pm from Yacub "Sucker of many faces" I like that. Airalin, how can we be mature like you? 95Jun22 8:02 pm from Norbus Where did all the controversial people come from? I thought we were all semi-above this stuff. 95Jun22 9:05 pm from Zeylan Let's get back to that whole Psyche-sticking-her-cunt-in-Airalin's-face thing. I wanna hear more about that.
95Jun19 9:24 am from Nanook I know someone. ANd her boyfriends name is Bill. ANd he has a friend named ted. And, dude. They go on excellent adventures. 95Jun19 9:43 am from Nigel Don't they fuck liek rabbits all night long, all three of them gigglefuck?!?!?!?!?!!!?!? HEEEHEEE 95Jun19 10:29 am from Psyche "I'm over Erin. I'm so over her." "I'm over Nathan. It doesn't bother me at all. I'm so totally over Nathan." "So I saw Jeremy the other night. It wasn't uncomfortable. Because I'm over him. I'm SO over him." 95Jun19 12:16 pm from Formula 409 Ah yes let's smear our private lives all over local BBSes. Whoo-hoo. I'm coo-coo for Cocoa-Puffs! 95Jun19 4:05 pm from Zeylan "I'm all over Psyche. I'm all over her like flies on dead meat. Just say the word, and I'm all over her." 95Jun19 5:33 pm from Swagman "I'm all over Psyche. I'm all over her like rye wheat on spring slopes. Just let it rain, and I'm all over her." 95Jun19 5:47 pm from Formula 409 "I'm all over Psyche. I'm all over her like a Persian Rug on a hardwood floor. Just give the word, and I'm all over her." 95Jun19 6:02 pm from Psyche Shut up. Just shut up. 95Jun19 6:17 pm from Formula 409 You're no fun. 95Jun19 6:20 pm from Zeylan Someone's got sand in her undies.
95Jun20 1:40 am from Psyche blah blah bleah 95Jun20 7:33 pm from Airalin what out, psyche's spewing again 95Jun20 8:47 pm from Swagman Ignore her, it's the waning moon syndrome... 95Jun20 9:24 pm from Formula 409 Someone get me a mop. Psychedribble all over in here. 95Jun20 10:03 pm from Zeylan Slippery stuff. 95Jun20 10:10 pm from Formula 409 Exactly. 95Jun20 11:43 pm from Nigel Kind of like clam juice. 95Jun21 12:11 am from Formula 409 Uh, no. 95Jun21 1:32 am from Psyche More like battery acid. 95Jun21 6:25 am from Swagman Whatta woman, I'm yours. Bark me out an order. 95Jun21 11:06 am from Psyche It's too personal to talk about, so I have to express my (anger? frustration? madness? what?) through hard-toned bitterness. 95Jun21 12:15 pm from Swagman Nah, it's just tight underwear. Get rid of it. 95Jun21 1:57 pm from Zeylan Psyche, you need to switch panty fabric. Wool is a bit on the chafy side. 95Jun21 2:50 pm from Formula 409 She wears cordoroy. 95Jun21 4:32 pm from Zeylan She'll burst into flames from all the friction. 95Jun21 5:30 pm from Airalin no she wears those hare-underwear in pentinence. 95Jun21 6:23 pm from Formula 409 Hahaha. HAIR underwear. Hare-underwear would be made of bunnies. 95Jun21 6:38 pm from Zeylan Hey, I bet bunny fur keeps it nice and warm. 95Jun21 7:39 pm from Formula 409 They might be live bunnies. 95Jun21 7:55 pm from Zeylan Now you're just being silly. 95Jun21 9:51 pm from Nigel Ewwww. Okay, so we've all heard of anal gerbil stuffing, but what about vaginal bunny stuffing? 95Jun21 10:23 pm from Spock I've never heard of anal gerbil stuffing, what have YOU been up to? 95Jun21 11:27 pm from Charlotte Sometimes What an unpleasent conversation.
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